Chess, but the rules are cursed

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  • @gmdFrame
    @gmdFrame Před 2 měsíci +3178

    I love how rule 8 is just a horse.

  • @exi_m7074
    @exi_m7074 Před 2 měsíci +2424

    The 34th Rule of Chess: If it Exists, there is a Chess Version of it.

  • @darqed
    @darqed Před 2 měsíci +2170

    the closest we've gotten to a full chess battle advanced game

    • @ReeseHosgood
      @ReeseHosgood Před 2 měsíci +28

      Definitely. This is going to be fun to watch.

    • @sergewind2208
      @sergewind2208 Před 2 měsíci +19

      Isn't Chess Battle Advanced supposed to be an advanced version of Chess Evolved Online? or am I rusty on the lore?

    • @felipecardope
      @felipecardope Před 2 měsíci

      @@sergewind2208 You are, chess battle advanced was canceled, now there is Chess Battle Advanced (icely version)

    • @bird9188
      @bird9188 Před 2 měsíci +13

      I still don't understand what chess battle advanced is

    • @ReeseHosgood
      @ReeseHosgood Před 2 měsíci +20

      @@bird9188 Basically, the phrase “chess battle advanced” is just just a running gag on Icely’s channel similar to the phrase “that’s just a theory, a game theory” from the game theorists channel.

  • @dandykong321
    @dandykong321 Před 2 měsíci +2504

    So, a theory regarding the ending:
    You turn into a troll after winning because of Rule 11, "If the black king dies, the crown is given to another member of the royal guard. The perpetual cycle continues." And the troll plays as his own king piece. But if you capture all his pieces, there's nothing else to invoke Rule 11 on. So he kings _you_. There is no win condition for white - either black wins, or white becomes black and wins.
    So how do you avoid this fate? You cheat.
    Notice how the troll's last words are to accuse you of cheating? That was his fatal mistake. Next time you play this game, try pressing space during the ending and see if it lets you go into accusation mode. Calling his Rule 1 violation and cheating back is probably how you get the good ending.

    • @hunterchichester5720
      @hunterchichester5720 Před 2 měsíci +195

      OMG

    • @hptuseqz7437
      @hptuseqz7437 Před 2 měsíci +594

      in theory it may give you that ending... but there's one thing you missed.
      Successfully spotting a troll cheat will allow you to cheat back as revenge... "You [may] cheat this turn"
      It's not really a direct statement... but could it be that to win is to not..?

    • @Ariamaki
      @Ariamaki Před 2 měsíci +273

      There's also the paper pointing out that he doesn't want pawns to ascend, specifically drawing out all of them...

    • @tsunamininja
      @tsunamininja Před 2 měsíci +225

      My theory (halfway through the video) is simply that you need to win without cheating to get the good ending.

    • @lantosrevial8846
      @lantosrevial8846 Před 2 měsíci +161

      @@tsunamininja So I bought the game after seeing that Icely didn't want to make a no cheat run, proceeded to play the entire 1st game without cheating, and was rewarded with the good ending.
      After you win, the troll calls you an idiot for not cheating despite him cheating all the time and the rulebooks allowing you to cheat if you call *their* cheats, then asks you if you were trying to teach him a lesson, and finally tries to convince himself that you cannot change him, repeating it 4 or 5 times.
      He then slips and falls (does the slippery tiles movement). You can then go up, and get now rewarded with the "You crossed the bridge." quote, followed by the number of attempts, the time, and a quote stating that you never cheated before the credits roll, and you get sent to the main menu.

  • @fitsdespits6903
    @fitsdespits6903 Před 2 měsíci +1356

    Hi Finn here! Thank you so much for playing the game

    • @WordUser
      @WordUser Před 2 měsíci +67

      A truly advanced version of chess

    • @Joe_Griddly
      @Joe_Griddly Před 2 měsíci +17

      underrated game + comment

    • @konignickerchen7265
      @konignickerchen7265 Před 2 měsíci +41

      The hand rubbing is very formidable.

    • @user-mb9gt2fl8g
      @user-mb9gt2fl8g Před 2 měsíci +1

      findanse

    • @paulomatute4114
      @paulomatute4114 Před 2 měsíci +9

      I think it would be nicer if you didn't instantly lose for you cheating/false accusing, just a bit too punishing in my opinion

  • @cachotognax3600
    @cachotognax3600 Před 2 měsíci +304

    act/chapter 1 is before meeting the goblin, act/chapter 3 is after defeating it.

    • @The_Dr_Fate
      @The_Dr_Fate Před 2 měsíci +25

      so this is act 2?
      and where is the act 1

    • @tsquitz
      @tsquitz Před 2 měsíci +56

      @@The_Dr_Fate act 1 is the start of the game, before the goblin appears, act 2 is before challenging the goblin

  • @umbra0rpng173
    @umbra0rpng173 Před 2 měsíci +370

    CBA!!!!!!
    "The rules are the same as chess, except for these changes."

    • @Joe_Griddly
      @Joe_Griddly Před 2 měsíci +21

      that was a uhhhh whos that one guy that makes videos like "How to play uno flip" and he explains it beautifully reference, right?

    • @_Solose_
      @_Solose_ Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@Joe_Griddlyi dont know troller

    • @theneoreformationist
      @theneoreformationist Před 2 měsíci

      yes@@Joe_Griddly

    • @janthejetplane5668
      @janthejetplane5668 Před 2 měsíci

      ,,For a refresher of those rules, check out this video *points to top-right corner*''

    • @thomkoval
      @thomkoval Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​@@_Solose_it's something like sss games.

  • @comediots7456
    @comediots7456 Před 2 měsíci +222

    When there's only one piece left, you can actually just cheat. He has no more pieces, therefore he has lost.

    • @Can-uj5pv
      @Can-uj5pv Před 2 měsíci +12

      Except for a tower, if you still have one on your side, I'd guess.

    • @valorune
      @valorune Před 2 měsíci +3

      cool i was wondering if you could do that

    • @Ayelis
      @Ayelis Před měsícem

      How do you mean? Doesn't he always take your king with his king, which is his last piece?

  • @warmwater9509
    @warmwater9509 Před 2 měsíci +225

    Finally, chess got an update

  • @sadmate_
    @sadmate_ Před 2 měsíci +160

    you out-goblin'd the goblin by not doing the no-revenge-cheat run. I am frustrated but at the same time I'd do it too. lol

  • @user-th1hu6hg9s
    @user-th1hu6hg9s Před 2 měsíci +231

    Cheat Battle Advanced.

  • @edward9487
    @edward9487 Před 2 měsíci +147

    I think the good ending involves something along the lines of getting across the bridge... without trollification. Maybe no cheating.

    • @aidensnyder2420
      @aidensnyder2420 Před 2 měsíci +42

      yeah, probably beat the game without revenge cheating

    • @Maxwell_Twist
      @Maxwell_Twist Před 2 měsíci +12

      This is correct. It took 7 attempts and 48 minutes, but I just got the good ending. Just don't cheat.

  • @Twisted_Code
    @Twisted_Code Před 2 měsíci +38

    9:00 "This is undefended right now" he says forgetting the troll rules on pawn movement

    • @ZachAttack6089
      @ZachAttack6089 Před měsícem +2

      Also not realizing that there's a bishop right next to it defending it lol

  • @mathematicskid
    @mathematicskid Před 2 měsíci +54

    9:40 it was you capturing the old king with your queen

  • @rovalen_hagane
    @rovalen_hagane Před 2 měsíci +84

    We'll be waiting for the sequel to this CBA, the Decent Battle Advanced

  • @paulomatute4114
    @paulomatute4114 Před 2 měsíci +29

    I think the enemy lift of your pieces occasionally to make you think that they moved and you false accuse him
    You did fall for it the first time

  • @Ka_muu
    @Ka_muu Před 2 měsíci +34

    100%ed this game just now. Great game.
    My complaint was exactly what Icely did -- troll does not understand page T2. He can accuse you of cheating even when the cheating piece does not exist, HOWEVER -- that's because this is a special case. Both the troll and the player are not allowed to cheat in a way that removes the cheating piece from play. If the cheating piece becomes a castle, the castle is now the cheating piece.

  • @Graknorke
    @Graknorke Před 2 měsíci +36

    Bishop goes on vacation, actually works out of town

    • @sliporful
      @sliporful Před 2 měsíci +1

      well isnt it because he goes on like missionary things

  • @ilse7743
    @ilse7743 Před 2 měsíci +74

    Like playing chess against a child... who made their own rules...who is also cheating, very nice

    • @The_Dr_Fate
      @The_Dr_Fate Před 2 měsíci +27

      but he actually writen all the rules and when u catch him cheating he lets u cheat for one turn too

  • @steamedeggeggegg
    @steamedeggeggegg Před 2 měsíci +21

    We all have trauma to rules after playing the password game

  • @Stmate03
    @Stmate03 Před 2 měsíci +17

    I see everyone is speculating how to get the good ending, my 10 cents is to keep your pawns alive, get the troll for cheating 8 times, or naturally ascend your pawns, there was a torn page about not letting all 8 of them ascend

    • @Kreschnav
      @Kreschnav Před měsícem +8

      I had the same idea. The first ending I got was from ascending all my pawns. Thank you bishops.

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer Před 2 měsíci +22

    Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • @alfonsofonso19
    @alfonsofonso19 Před 2 měsíci +55

    That rule looks very sus

  • @Thirty_Five
    @Thirty_Five Před 2 měsíci +55

    Cheating Bridge Antagonist.

  • @Capiosus
    @Capiosus Před 2 měsíci +22

    Finally, an advanced chess battle.

  • @Pinkcircleguy
    @Pinkcircleguy Před 2 měsíci +11

    this is like if the inspector from papers please played along with the rules of chess made by a 6 year old

  • @shannonhoward4792
    @shannonhoward4792 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Teacher, teacher, if the tower doesn't summon a valorite scrap every 8.5872 seconds, then may I accuse it of cheating?

  • @radio5637
    @radio5637 Před 2 měsíci +21

    Papers, chess.

  • @phantom-ri2tg
    @phantom-ri2tg Před 2 měsíci +19

    It is totally feasible to beat him without cheating. most of his cheating is silly stuff.

  • @cuberman5948
    @cuberman5948 Před 2 měsíci +10

    I like how the troll hits a little jig

  • @sonicgamer999-
    @sonicgamer999- Před měsícem +3

    If my paternal grandfather still had his mental faculties this game would give him a conniption

  • @JustAnotherCommenter
    @JustAnotherCommenter Před 2 měsíci +18

    Chess Bridge Attlevanced

  • @SilvercattoOsom
    @SilvercattoOsom Před měsícem +2

    Poofesure should play this game. The look on his face is gonna be PRICELESS.

  • @user-us8ic4ry6t
    @user-us8ic4ry6t Před 2 měsíci +10

    No rule 34?

  • @shieldgenerator7
    @shieldgenerator7 Před 2 měsíci +6

    16:20 thats such a funny troll, changing what happens when pawn reaches the end xD

  • @calinacho7704
    @calinacho7704 Před 2 měsíci +11

    Chess battle abridged

  • @paulomatute4114
    @paulomatute4114 Před 2 měsíci +2

    This is a really neat concept, if it could be randomized everytime it could have a lot of potential

  • @LinkMaster5
    @LinkMaster5 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I think we should show this game to Doug Doug

    • @inv_hana
      @inv_hana Před měsícem

      Twitch chat boutta be wild

  • @fgvcosmic6752
    @fgvcosmic6752 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I checked the achievements and (semi spoilers about Endings)
    Theres not just a "good" and "bad" ending: theres also an "Ascension" ending and a "Goose ending" (??!)
    I can only assume the ascension ending is based on pawns, but... goose?? I dont have a clue.

  • @LukeAps
    @LukeAps Před 2 měsíci +4

    What a cool little game! I'm not even going to watch the video, I'm buying this right now.

  • @KaileyTheAlien
    @KaileyTheAlien Před 2 měsíci +2

    This is unironically the best thumbnail I've seen in years

  • @FoxDog1080
    @FoxDog1080 Před 2 měsíci +7

    25:14
    You're not allowed to stack pieces

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 Před 2 měsíci

      I mean, it did never say that other pieces could capture friendly pieces. Only that Towers (rooks) could.

  • @dawnbeckett9179
    @dawnbeckett9179 Před 2 měsíci +11

    Chess Bridge Adventure

  • @stavros222
    @stavros222 Před měsícem +2

    The chess of lawyers ig

  • @RonanJellyfish
    @RonanJellyfish Před 2 měsíci +3

    Oh my God, just take the castle with your bishop!!

  • @amineguettara8206
    @amineguettara8206 Před měsícem +2

    Rule 34 of Chess 😊
    Rule 34 💀

  • @cheeseboy2251
    @cheeseboy2251 Před měsícem +1

    The unholy fusion we all needed. Chess and The Password Game

  • @BobMcBobJr
    @BobMcBobJr Před měsícem

    Troll: You may cheat this turn
    Me: I move all my pieces onto your pieces.

  • @BerryGo.
    @BerryGo. Před 2 měsíci +3

    Hi! You are my favourite CZcamsr and you have shown me a LOT of awesome puzzle games. Extra Deluxe Chess Battle Advanced.

  • @nex7662
    @nex7662 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Chess on-a-bridge advanced

  • @AngyKrby
    @AngyKrby Před měsícem +1

    Hikaru and Carlson got a hell of a rival now.

  • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
    @fiddleriddlediddlediddle Před měsícem +3

    The only game of chess that admits the AI is cheating.

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 Před 2 měsíci

    Can’t wait for part 2!

  • @yareyaredogze6084
    @yareyaredogze6084 Před měsícem

    I like the fact that black pieces' king is just dancing and vibing troll 😂 It's so hilarious)

  • @bloopsauce7623
    @bloopsauce7623 Před 2 měsíci

    great channel! keep it up!

  • @gianenci
    @gianenci Před měsícem

    This was internaining as F! Loved it!

  • @dieschweizmann5066
    @dieschweizmann5066 Před 2 měsíci +3

    finally.
    chess battle advanced.

  • @raumerherr1057
    @raumerherr1057 Před 2 měsíci

    What a great game idea, and execution...

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Před měsícem +1

    Awesome, love weird chess games

  • @greenninja1002
    @greenninja1002 Před měsícem +1

    What can I say the thumbnail got me..

  • @XTLmaker
    @XTLmaker Před 2 měsíci +11

    troll battle advance

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Před 2 měsíci +2

    Finally! Chess is getting an update! xD

  • @dominicespinosa9154
    @dominicespinosa9154 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Wait the paper don’t pawns ascend if they make it to the back row what happens if all 8 pawns do?

  • @memeboi1245
    @memeboi1245 Před měsícem

    8:50 its especially difficult considering what happened last time two towers were next to eachother

  • @lemons38
    @lemons38 Před 2 měsíci +1

    i think act 1 is before you meet the troll, act 3 is after you beat the troll and act 2 is after you meet but before you defeat the troll

  • @bleplord404
    @bleplord404 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Dude you probably gotta ascend all of your pawns or something

  • @danzackblack5829
    @danzackblack5829 Před měsícem

    Im seeing heavy return of the obra dinn influence here
    And i love it

  • @codemob
    @codemob Před 2 měsíci +2

    chess banter advanced

  • @ZannyLeta
    @ZannyLeta Před 2 měsíci +15

    wait a minute......

  • @PlynkieTheTabbyCat
    @PlynkieTheTabbyCat Před 2 měsíci +2

    i love the graphics

  • @andro_king
    @andro_king Před 5 dny

    This game si so well animated

  • @gustavogodoy9626
    @gustavogodoy9626 Před měsícem +1

    the ending follows the Troll's rules, when the king is defeated, it passes the crown to the next piece

  • @tsjbb
    @tsjbb Před 2 měsíci +1

    i liked the part with the troll chess

  • @shadou1234567
    @shadou1234567 Před 2 měsíci +2

    8 acending probably means something happens if all 8 pawns acend

  • @only-anime8241
    @only-anime8241 Před 2 měsíci +1

    this seems quite a good game :)

  • @henriquebecker4453
    @henriquebecker4453 Před měsícem

    19:40 lol, Metal Gear Rising reference, The Troll was senator Armstrong the whole time.

  • @g0tmadsk1llz38
    @g0tmadsk1llz38 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I don't have a rook anymore! 16:56

  • @willsyouintoexistence
    @willsyouintoexistence Před 2 měsíci +1

    imagine this with multiverse time travel

  • @kendakgifbancuher2047
    @kendakgifbancuher2047 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I think you could accuse troll of being out of bounds in the last game

  • @officiallyaninja
    @officiallyaninja Před 2 měsíci +7

    Is this chess battle advanced

  • @konstralit2504
    @konstralit2504 Před 2 měsíci +2

    This is Chess Battle Advanced of all time

  • @cpug2004
    @cpug2004 Před měsícem

    This is like playing chess against your little sibling who "always wins" and "never cheats" because he make up the rules

  • @ms.kuroitsu1633
    @ms.kuroitsu1633 Před 23 dny

    Sounds like "Double Cranko," only with actual rules.

  • @chrizviennbueno3067
    @chrizviennbueno3067 Před měsícem +1

    rule 34: do not make pawn bottom

  • @shigekisun3922
    @shigekisun3922 Před měsícem

    I fucking love the rotoscoped troll

  • @akuma2022
    @akuma2022 Před měsícem

    This is Impressive.

  • @traxter2669
    @traxter2669 Před 2 měsíci +2

    papers please chess

  • @f1reflam3
    @f1reflam3 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Anyone can explain the chess battle advanced gag? I'm new to the channel and it is everywhere lol

    • @U20E0
      @U20E0 Před 2 měsíci +4

      chess battle advanced

    • @megadeth116
      @megadeth116 Před 2 měsíci +1

      CBA

    • @The_Dr_Fate
      @The_Dr_Fate Před 2 měsíci +1

      chess battle advanced

    • @coolguyflex
      @coolguyflex Před 2 měsíci +5

      Imagine a chess battle, but more advanced

    • @U20E0
      @U20E0 Před 2 měsíci +3

      To get the answer you must vow to chess battle advanced for the rest of all time.

  • @RaspberryTurtle
    @RaspberryTurtle Před 18 dny

    Your starting moves upset me greatly

  • @myithspa25
    @myithspa25 Před 2 měsíci +2

    16:20 the troll didn’t see you cheat there

    • @vCherrykAI16
      @vCherrykAI16 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Because he was allowed to cheat that turn, due to correctly accusing the troll of cheating.

  • @dacleepah
    @dacleepah Před měsícem

    I'm incredibly impressed how fast Icely adapted to the stupidest possible Chess rules

  • @yht6470
    @yht6470 Před měsícem

    You should have taken your own queen at the end, im guessing that would have checkmated him since his king was off the board and it was his last piece so all he could do was move your queen back and forth to stall. He mind-gamed you out of a checkmate victory

  • @smajet5640
    @smajet5640 Před 2 měsíci +3

    This was a very big-minded video.

  • @rueme4228
    @rueme4228 Před měsícem +1

    YOU READ SO INCREDIBLY FAST! I have to keep having to go back to see what the troll said…

  • @yomismootro598
    @yomismootro598 Před 2 měsíci +3

    :) cursed battle advanced (:

  • @texasred8424
    @texasred8424 Před 2 měsíci +2

    3:03
    i was gonna say "guys is this a lisa the pointless reference" but i realized it might actually be a lisa the pointless reference

  • @ChucktheSpicyChicken
    @ChucktheSpicyChicken Před měsícem +1

    Finally! Chess 2!

  • @aguto4987
    @aguto4987 Před měsícem

    wait. i think you can moove pieces at game over screen. at least it looks like that

  • @job8
    @job8 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bought the game after watching 3 minutes of your video. Best marketer award.

  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is the only chess game I could win against someone because I play less chess than them