Toasted Tomato Sandwich - You Suck at Cooking (episode 79)

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  • čas přidán 6. 08. 2018
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  • @Samimies
    @Samimies Před 5 lety +5421

    Stranger: Where do you live?
    Me: out in the country. Where tomatoes come from.

  • @workhardism
    @workhardism Před 5 lety +2306

    I would probably starve to death trying to follow these instructions to the letter. But that would build character. Out in the country. Where tomatoes are from.

  • @tiagocardosom
    @tiagocardosom Před 5 lety +2630

    wish i could own a 500 watt galvanized steel nichrome wire lateral current low impedance split phase omnidirectional quad voltage wide arc triple coil toasting machine.

    • @Aakash_Goswami1
      @Aakash_Goswami1 Před 4 lety +50

      same here, all i have is a 2-slice 650 watt AC 60 Hz low resistance parallel copper wired dipolar stainless steel pop-up reheat function diamagnetic chromium plated double coiled translucent electromagnet low radiation boron coated heat sensor toasting machine, sigh

    • @heksatek3407
      @heksatek3407 Před 4 lety +42

      @@chezburg5931 powered by a 8000 horsepower truck

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere Před 4 lety +10

      just buy a sunbeam, it’s a 1000 watt (i think) Chromium platted steel based nichrome wire lateral current low impedence phase omnidirectional dual voltage wide arc triple coil automatically toast lifting toasting machine.
      Sunbeam radient control toaster to other toasters: Do u even [lift toast] bro?
      Other toasters: *no ;(*

    • @arson8510
      @arson8510 Před 4 lety

      i read that right as be said that

    • @xXx-gm9mc
      @xXx-gm9mc Před 4 lety +2

      I have a Toaster lol

  • @Laittth
    @Laittth Před 4 lety +706

    I'm going to begin to end every sentence with "out here in the country, where tomatoes come from" now, out here in the country, where tomatoes come from.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  Před 4 lety +201

      hahaha

    • @essymessy2534
      @essymessy2534 Před 3 lety +14

      @@mordernarte119 If you're in space how are you going to get tomatoes from out in the country where tomatoes are from?

    • @zoltankotra2212
      @zoltankotra2212 Před 3 lety +12

      @@mordernarte119 We all are somewhere in space out here in the country, where tomatoes come from.

    • @essymessy2534
      @essymessy2534 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mordernarte119 Ah yes, the tomato void! How could I have forgotten

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Před 3 lety +2

      He said "where tomatoes *come* from," not "are from."

  • @DanHauer
    @DanHauer Před 6 lety +2882

    What if I live on a planet that doesn't have a moon? Is there an alternate source of strong, crisp light that I can use?

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  Před 6 lety +1922

      No.

    • @jpearseed1179
      @jpearseed1179 Před 6 lety +349

      Well, maybe if you have a nearby star. I'm no whale biologist though

    • @minhsonhoang9843
      @minhsonhoang9843 Před 6 lety +40

      Dan Hauer this is weird... like seeing your teacher outside of school weird
      Nice to see you anyway :)

    • @neikhn
      @neikhn Před 6 lety +5

      Dan Hauer what r u doing here dan hàu ?

    • @DanHauer
      @DanHauer Před 6 lety +20

      Yeah, man, I'm all over these internetz.

  • @vlogbrothers
    @vlogbrothers Před 6 lety +1606

    Brilliant. As always.

    • @Ej7600
      @Ej7600 Před 6 lety +13

      vlogbrothers wow, I’m surprised no one has said hi yet! How’s it going? You feeling alright?

    • @pmm1767
      @pmm1767 Před 6 lety +21

      vlogbrothers last place I expect to see you guys

    • @anamoreira6882
      @anamoreira6882 Před 6 lety +22

      You know this is getting really popular if even vlogbrothers are watching

    • @blinkylane
      @blinkylane Před 6 lety +1

      +

    • @zalsader
      @zalsader Před 6 lety

      Hi!!

  • @euanhowells3438
    @euanhowells3438 Před 5 lety +1701

    Hey is it safe to add cheese or does that enhance the flavour beyond our dimension

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  Před 5 lety +1276

      It messes with the taste geometry. And you might like that.

    • @euanhowells3438
      @euanhowells3438 Před 5 lety +191

      You Suck At Cooking thanks but your too late and I know I see through time

    • @adamghafoor7878
      @adamghafoor7878 Před 5 lety +78

      I actually tried a couple of different cheeses a couple of hours ago, I think mozzarella works the best, Gouda also works great.

    • @adamghafoor7878
      @adamghafoor7878 Před 4 lety +51

      @@chezburg5931 what?

    • @smithchasea
      @smithchasea Před 4 lety +4

      Adam Ghafoor, the joke went over your head. He didn’t really care about how it would taste with cheese, he was making a joke.

  • @wendyballenger9034
    @wendyballenger9034 Před 5 lety +227

    I found this channel like 2 hours ago. I can't stop. Someone help

  • @xdlazy6400
    @xdlazy6400 Před 5 lety +3098

    Imagine what the people think when he walks by, is that man recording a sandwich

    • @chicago499
      @chicago499 Před 5 lety +46

      probably worships it too

    • @GrinFlash007
      @GrinFlash007 Před 5 lety +64

      They appreciate him for his free Rhodium.

    • @numnut1516
      @numnut1516 Před 5 lety +22

      They probably think “Why can’t my life be more like that?”

    • @devinm.6149
      @devinm.6149 Před 5 lety +34

      @@GrinFlash007 it isn't free, it costs salt.

    • @Dev-ny6ko
      @Dev-ny6ko Před 4 lety +10

      It’s the country, where no one judges ur tomato consumption

  • @tylor_vwricer
    @tylor_vwricer Před 6 lety +355

    I felt like i was watching a dodge commercial

  • @Georgesbarsukov
    @Georgesbarsukov Před 4 lety +165

    I love how those aren't even tomato plants near where he got the tomatoes.

    • @Georgesbarsukov
      @Georgesbarsukov Před 4 lety +12

      If I had to guess I'd say those are potato plants.

    • @kindakyana2372
      @kindakyana2372 Před 3 lety +11

      @@omarmarino7452 he was probably clarifying ^^;

    • @andersquist8436
      @andersquist8436 Před 2 lety

      That isn't even real Canadian cash either. Some other kind of money.

    • @Fluggaenkoechiebolsen
      @Fluggaenkoechiebolsen Před rokem

      I’ve heard they grow in the earth like carrots

  • @KOsSCARY
    @KOsSCARY Před 5 lety +187

    hi,so i've never had a tomato sandwich before. after this video i tried it and now that's all i have been eating, it has been a few weeks and i think i'm gaining weight.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  Před 5 lety +128

      They are very addictive. I ate so many while shooting this.

    • @minarooda
      @minarooda Před 3 lety +6

      @@yousuckatcooking Yes! I eat them all the time. My family adds cheese. So good!!

    • @PAINZDA
      @PAINZDA Před 3 lety +49

      @@minarooda Surely you could add the cheese yourself.

    • @landon1136
      @landon1136 Před 3 lety +7

      @@PAINZDA haha that actually made me laugh

    • @scarzone9566
      @scarzone9566 Před 3 lety +2

      I put the tomatoes on the pan for a bit, I think it’s better

  • @iea96
    @iea96 Před 6 lety +1367

    So... I don't suck at cooking anymore?

    • @foogoowoman9523
      @foogoowoman9523 Před 6 lety +132

      You can't suck at anything when you're this American. You can only use the power of cognitive bias to think you're the very best

    • @Zeis
      @Zeis Před 6 lety +7

      You mean Canadian.

    • @0opsyt
      @0opsyt Před 6 lety +3

      I use to think it was cocking

    • @amoreenaflower
      @amoreenaflower Před 6 lety +1

      But I'm Australian. Does that mean I suck?

    • @LB-ge8ih
      @LB-ge8ih Před 6 lety

      [Removes mayo, uses 100% pure peanut butter instead - i.e. only PB ingredients are roasted peanuts, salt]
      There, fixed it for ya! Now it’s a sublimely delicious toasted ‘mater sammich as intended by all that is natural, wholesome and yummerific!

  • @slowmaths7906
    @slowmaths7906 Před 6 lety +1558

    A time before I sucked at cooking

    • @jameskoffarnus
      @jameskoffarnus Před 6 lety +23

      yeah, you totally suck

    • @SumNormy
      @SumNormy Před 6 lety +8

      My room is spotless because of how much you suck.

    • @jacktee4030
      @jacktee4030 Před 6 lety +1

      the nostalgia

    • @thuld
      @thuld Před 6 lety

      i see that profile picture and i love it my fellow fairy tail fan friend thing yea k bye

    • @sasykins3359
      @sasykins3359 Před 5 lety

      SLOW those were good times 😢

  • @IgnatiusJReilly10
    @IgnatiusJReilly10 Před 5 lety +179

    This might be my favorite episode. Looking forward to the book. Thanks ysac.

  • @itadakimasu101
    @itadakimasu101 Před 5 lety +476

    The cinematography was as crisp as this sandwich! Keep on trucking partner 🍅

    • @rudolfkratky36
      @rudolfkratky36 Před 4 lety +12

      Too bad it's soggy now tbh

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 Před 4 lety +6

      It was surprisingly really visually pleasing. Gives off that Huckleberry Finn vibe

  • @sgtzack612
    @sgtzack612 Před 5 lety +3748

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that he just traded about 1 oz of rhodium for a *bit* of salt?

  • @luispp2814
    @luispp2814 Před 6 lety +539

    Do a shoulder reveal

  • @drilledbean7434
    @drilledbean7434 Před 5 lety +125

    one kilogram of rhodium is ~70,000 USD while salt is usually about 2.00 USD per kilogram

    • @blue5400
      @blue5400 Před 5 lety +37

      and this sandwich was worth it

    • @clydearrownyvi
      @clydearrownyvi Před 3 lety +11

      *A small price to pay for tomato sandwich*

  • @kryptic0008
    @kryptic0008 Před 3 lety +7

    I don't know why, but this video is oddly therapeutic to watch. The low, gravely tone of his voice. The gentle, rustic acoustic guitar in the background. The final line in particular always makes me feel so... complete. Maybe I should make myself a toasted tomato sandwich sometime.

  • @ZaxorVonSkyler
    @ZaxorVonSkyler Před 6 lety +1581

    But you didn't pepper pepper pepper!

    • @groofay
      @groofay Před 6 lety +357

      [guitar strum] Out in the countryside, there is only one pepper.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash Před 6 lety +37

      There can only be one.

    • @LeesaDeAndrea
      @LeesaDeAndrea Před 6 lety +30

      That's too citified.

    • @1970boobear
      @1970boobear Před 6 lety +6

      Zaxor Von Skyler maybe he just wanted to make sure u were paying attention 😎

    • @friendsfreak
      @friendsfreak Před 6 lety +90

      Out in the country, in the heartlands of America, there’s no need for excess. It’s the simple life for us; nothing but clear blue skies, endless rolling hills, and one single pepper. Just lean back against a sturdy rock, pop a long piece of grass in your mouth, and lower the brim of your hand-woven straw hat over your eyes, and you’ll swear those other two peppers never existed at all.

  • @sonicfan2004
    @sonicfan2004 Před 6 lety +551

    But what if I don't have a *500 Watt Galvanized-steel-nichrome-wire-lateral-current-low-impedance-split-phase-omnidirectional-quad-voltage-wide-arc-triple-coil-toasting-machine?*
    ... powered by an 8'000 HP truck.

    • @wayneessar7489
      @wayneessar7489 Před 6 lety +45

      HumansAreDumb Steal your neighbours.

    • @yukii381
      @yukii381 Před 6 lety +20

      HumansAreDumb well then you’re screwed

    • @shalomozeri5977
      @shalomozeri5977 Před 6 lety +24

      use a toster

    • @edgardoesthingsextras2826
      @edgardoesthingsextras2826 Před 6 lety +38

      HumansAreDumb it’s crucial part of the process so if you absolutely don’t have one, you can starve.

    • @UselessZero
      @UselessZero Před 6 lety +14

      Just use Flamethrower then. Everyone have a flamethrower, am I right?

  • @elixtirr2611
    @elixtirr2611 Před 5 lety +25

    This humor is brilliant---ironic, cleverly written, satirical, and all the good things comedy should be

  • @thebatman1093
    @thebatman1093 Před 5 lety +28

    Best mayonnaise ad I ever watched.

  • @Anna-3084
    @Anna-3084 Před 6 lety +58

    This is an attack on every Nebraska tourist commercial ever

    • @pikaplays24
      @pikaplays24 Před 6 lety +2

      Anna 3084 what’s in Nebraska for tourist to go too?

    • @SethsCorner
      @SethsCorner Před 6 lety +1

      PikaPlays24 corn fields

    • @Anna-3084
      @Anna-3084 Před 5 lety

      @@pikaplays24 Mostly food, random museums, and random sports crap that I couldn't give a damn about.

  • @MissMusicQueen101
    @MissMusicQueen101 Před 6 lety +640

    This is so relaxing it's gonna make me fall back to sleep

  • @aliella2911
    @aliella2911 Před 4 lety +119

    His hands: 50
    His humor and voice: 20s

    • @tawpgk
      @tawpgk Před 3 lety +14

      Because those are country hands, where tomatoes are grown by people who scratch the dirt with their clawed fingers.

    • @yeah2472
      @yeah2472 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tawpgk that's how we do it out in the country, where tomatoes come from.

    • @tawpgk
      @tawpgk Před 2 lety

      @@yeah2472 that's how I did it too, when NJ was mostly country 60 years ago.

    • @Jeranonymous
      @Jeranonymous Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah he has a lot of hands

  • @laurasherwin6994
    @laurasherwin6994 Před 5 lety +204

    OMG PUT ON SUBTITLES AND AT 2:33 WHEN HE SAYS ILLUMINATI WATCH THE SUBTITLES!

  • @amanatee27
    @amanatee27 Před 6 lety +295

    That was incredibly relaxing. Thank you for that. Also, your voice is golden like wheat, strong like rhodium, soothing like the saltwater stream.

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 Před 5 lety +323

    I learned so much from this video. Things like bartering, perseverance, and the gratuitous use of technology.

  • @LeftOverMacNCheese
    @LeftOverMacNCheese Před 5 lety +83

    "500 watt galvanized steel nichrome wire lateral current low impedance split phase omnidirectional quad voltage wide arc triple coil toasting machine" I need one of those
    Edit:how the hell did you get rhodium that big. That thing cost me $80/gram

    • @floppytester8154
      @floppytester8154 Před 5 lety +6

      80$ per gram? Dude wtf? Rhodium cost like 3k or some shit.

    • @multiwebinc
      @multiwebinc Před 5 lety +12

      @@floppytester8154 Google tells me the price of rhodium is $3410/oz. Google also tells me that 3410 oz in grams is 96671.87. Since you need the volume instead of the linear coefficient, you take the cubic root of 96671.87, which gives you 45.9. Multiply that by rhodium's density of 12.41 grams per cubic centimeter gives 569.96. Of course, the density will vary slightly relative to pressure, but assuming a constant room temperature (298 kelvin), dividing this gives an overall amount of 1.91. Of course, since we divided instead of multiplied, this is the inverse of what we need. Therefore, we get a final figure of 0.52. There you have it. So glad I could help.

    • @multiwebinc
      @multiwebinc Před 5 lety +4

      @Chonghan L Nothing from my previous post makes even the slightest bit of sense. You're probably not going to get much rhodium for 0.52 moneys, unless your money is bitcoin.

    • @em3291
      @em3291 Před 4 lety +3

      he probably just painted a rock

  • @sillyjam7239
    @sillyjam7239 Před 5 lety +21

    I have tears in my eyes. This was so heart warming.

  • @dylanchen2525
    @dylanchen2525 Před 6 lety +343

    Out in the country...
    *Where tomatoes are grown...*

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter Před 6 lety +1

      Oh give me a home
      Where tomatoes are grown
      And the squash and the zucchini play
      Seldom is heard
      A discouraging word
      ...Except from the guy who says I suck at cooking, screw that guy

  • @TheVargasShow
    @TheVargasShow Před 6 lety +165

    This ain't a cooking video. It's a truck commercial.

    • @fbo717
      @fbo717 Před 5 lety +2

      u made me laff out loud bud. heres an upthumb

    • @kevintocco1197
      @kevintocco1197 Před 5 lety +1

      more like a commercial for that taoster

    • @justin_n7318
      @justin_n7318 Před 5 lety

      @@fbo717 its called a "like"

    • @Rynilin
      @Rynilin Před 5 lety

      We should call the like button “up thumb” now

    • @justin_n7318
      @justin_n7318 Před 5 lety

      @@Rynilin and we should call the dislike down thumb

  • @outistynnanyt5153
    @outistynnanyt5153 Před 5 lety +18

    For real, this is one of the best sandwiches I’ve ever had.

  • @EnderFive5
    @EnderFive5 Před 6 lety +1179

    Gently place it on your *500 watt galvanized steel nichrome wire lateral current low impedance split phase omnidirectional quad voltage wide arc triple coil toasting machine*

    • @alexchaidez1276
      @alexchaidez1276 Před 5 lety +27

      *powered by an 8000 horse power truck

    • @EnderFive5
      @EnderFive5 Před 5 lety +4

      Jake Morrison hey its a joke dipshit

    • @EnderFive5
      @EnderFive5 Před 5 lety

      Alex Chaidez I swear it said 5000 in subtitles 🤔

    • @Star-nl5id
      @Star-nl5id Před 5 lety +4

      Maxion Jesus Christ dude chill

    • @choccymilc7052
      @choccymilc7052 Před 5 lety +22

      *people freaking out about a fucking quote* Holy shit

  • @CoopLipski
    @CoopLipski Před 6 lety +27

    Best non-truck truck commercial I’ve seen.

  • @obliviouspotato8545
    @obliviouspotato8545 Před 4 lety

    This was my first YSAC vid and boy do I enjoy this channel

  • @_nexus5943
    @_nexus5943 Před 3 lety

    This is a very pleasing video. The circularity, the music, the slight humour. Perfect.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 6 lety +1665

    You didn't Pepper Pepper Pepper? Is this lore? Are you being held hostage?

  • @bicky210
    @bicky210 Před 6 lety +354

    Let's bask in the glory of our lord and savior the whole wheat pillow neighbor man.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  Před 6 lety +46

      Praise be to Whole Wheat Pillow Neighbor Man

    • @marcusaurelius6307
      @marcusaurelius6307 Před 6 lety +5

      I said *hay* to his majesty the whole wheat pillow neighbor man yesterday, he cured my ligma and made me whole!
      Wheat

    • @codeseal
      @codeseal Před 6 lety +3

      and the toasting mashine and the salt water stream

  • @samharris4721
    @samharris4721 Před 5 lety +33

    This reminds me of Simple Ricks’s from Rick and Morty 😅

  • @juhhujoy3929
    @juhhujoy3929 Před 4 lety +3

    I can’t express enough how much I love this video. Please make more 🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @lunajayde_xx
    @lunajayde_xx Před 5 lety +1403

    In all seriousness, though. I love tomato and mayo sandwiches. I think I might go make one right now.

    • @angelofrebellion763
      @angelofrebellion763 Před 5 lety +21

      Aqono Luna, I just did. It was so good. 😋

    • @mellykc1866
      @mellykc1866 Před 5 lety +68

      The worst condiment and the worst fruit combined. Sounds disgusting

    • @jingoxthefirst
      @jingoxthefirst Před 5 lety +29

      Try making one with some salami, pickled jalapeños and honey mustard, yum

    • @dakiitto
      @dakiitto Před 5 lety +7

      Melly tomate is berry no fruit!!!

    • @danielkuf2593
      @danielkuf2593 Před 5 lety +1

      same

  • @deepthisharma4653
    @deepthisharma4653 Před 6 lety +826

    I absolutely LOVE the effort you put into these. 👏👏 The humor, the set up everything! I love this channel!❤️

  • @sixsvorp
    @sixsvorp Před 3 lety

    I think this was my first YSAC video. Happy to have found it.

  • @brandongarcia2688
    @brandongarcia2688 Před 5 lety +5

    Had to come back to this channel. This mans a genius

  • @noo.audreeyy6312
    @noo.audreeyy6312 Před 6 lety +277

    What if we don't have a 500 watt galvanized steel nichrome wire lateral current low impedance split phase omnidirectional quad voltage wide arc triple coil toasting machine powered by an 8000 horsepower truck?
    *Update: I borrowed my friend's 500 watt galvanized steel nichrome wire lateral current low impedance split phase omnidirectional quad voltage wide arc triple coil toasting machine powered by an 8000 horsepower truck, I now have it powered up and ready to go.*

    • @mehmetk.4972
      @mehmetk.4972 Před 6 lety +17

      NotYourOppa0328 can I borrow your friends 500 watt galvanized steel nichrome wire lateral current low impedance split phase omnidirectional quad voltage wide arc triple coil toasting machine powered by an 8000 horse power truck after you finish using it? I really wanna try the recipe

    • @mcmikeygaming137
      @mcmikeygaming137 Před 6 lety +12

      Mehmet k. same I need it too... except I already have the 8000 horse power truck so I just need the 500 watt galvanized steel nichrome wire lateral current low impedance split phase omnidirectional quad voltage wide arc triple coil toasting machine... but only if you'd let me use it bro.

    • @mehmetk.4972
      @mehmetk.4972 Před 6 lety +1

      MC Mikey Gaming alright mate.

    • @tomswinburn1778
      @tomswinburn1778 Před 6 lety +3

      Heat a cast iron skillet, put a dollop of butter on it and drop the slices of bread on said skillet. When it has browned flip it and toast the other side. Then you don't NEED the 500 watt galvanized steel nichrome wire lateral current low impedance split phase omnidirectional quad voltage wide arc triple coil toasting machine powered by an 8000 horsepower truck.

    • @hi-rj9we
      @hi-rj9we Před 5 lety +1

      Army:)

  • @JeffinBville
    @JeffinBville Před 6 lety +61

    I've never seen tomatoes growing in a soybean field.

  • @rumo_der_wolpertinger7742

    This has to be my favorite Ysac-Video of all time. Everything about this is perfect, and I can’t count the times I have watched this.
    This is more than a video.
    This is art.
    I will be here again.
    Until next time, out here in the country - where tomatoes come from

  • @GeekVFood
    @GeekVFood Před 4 lety +3

    This was actually rather soothing and calming. Not sure what that says about me or my tastes, but I felt a sense of Zen watching this.

  • @user-jc2jp7rd9f
    @user-jc2jp7rd9f Před 6 lety +180

    *Country roooooooaaaaaads, Take me hoooooooome*
    *To the plaaaaaaaaace I belooooooooooooong*
    *West Virginiaaaaaaaaa, mountain mommaaaaaaaaaaaa*
    *Take me hooooooome, country roaads*

    • @person7512
      @person7512 Před 6 lety +5

      ᖙαиιɛƖ ツシ *All my memories gather round her*

    • @haruharu8057
      @haruharu8057 Před 6 lety +3

      Gosh that just gave me major flashbacks to Whisper of the Heart.

    • @sir_bartholomew2553
      @sir_bartholomew2553 Před 6 lety +1

      Person MINERS LADY, STARNGER TO BLUE WATER

    • @meirbenshimon5771
      @meirbenshimon5771 Před 6 lety +2

      ᖙαиιɛƖ ツシ this is exactly wat went thru my head while watching this lol

    • @ironsquadron6110
      @ironsquadron6110 Před 6 lety +2

      OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

  • @caffeineadvocate
    @caffeineadvocate Před 6 lety +345

    The name's Mato..
    .. Tom Mato

    • @BlackHilt
      @BlackHilt Před 6 lety +11

      the names mater TowMater

    • @Zeis
      @Zeis Před 6 lety +4

      Don't you mean "The name's Ato. Tom Ato."

    • @ryanhiggins8869
      @ryanhiggins8869 Před 6 lety

      *Toma To

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 Před 6 lety

      I'm terribly sorry, but I'm trying to settle a bet. Do you pronounce it May-toe or Mah-toe?

    • @Zeis
      @Zeis Před 6 lety

      TheHorseFormerlyWithoutAName the latter. Mah-toe

  • @chloeross5429
    @chloeross5429 Před 5 lety +4

    One of the things I love about YSAC is that even when he makes food that I personally don’t like, such as the tomato sandwiches or the artichoke dip, I still think they look really good at the end and I have a strong desire to make the recipes even though I know I won’t like the food

  • @Erin.C.
    @Erin.C. Před 5 lety +1

    I am so emotionally invested in this video, I swear I almost cried at the end.

  • @lizatonix
    @lizatonix Před 6 lety +14

    The voice. The cinematography. The tomato. Iconic.

  • @WholesomeLad
    @WholesomeLad Před 5 lety +554

    Legend has it he's still enjoying his sandwich to this day which is why he hasnt uploaded

  • @tetsuya7529
    @tetsuya7529 Před 5 lety +4

    This is so relaxing

  • @Yawnscast
    @Yawnscast Před 5 lety +30

    CZcams apparently unsubscribed me from your channel? Definitely not something I would've done personally. Always excited about a new upload.

  • @ContinualImprovement
    @ContinualImprovement Před 6 lety +80

    When I grow up I want to be a toasted tomato sandwich.

  • @m1lksoup
    @m1lksoup Před 6 lety +40

    Video - *intro with a voiceover*
    Me - yep this is going somewhere good😂

  • @safaaelbayed
    @safaaelbayed Před 5 lety +2

    This is the best cooking video I’ve ever watched

  • @spygaming1156
    @spygaming1156 Před 5 lety

    I’ve honestly never seen any CZcams who puts more work, effort, and comedy into their video. Keep up the great work

  • @WeekendGunners
    @WeekendGunners Před 6 lety +42

    *Wipes eye*. That was beautiful. Dang allergies.

  • @moldyrosemary
    @moldyrosemary Před 5 lety +513

    i cant tell if your content is getting better or worse

  • @abearmagan6008
    @abearmagan6008 Před 5 lety

    Very few videos nowadays can bring tears to my eyes
    Good job Mel

  • @TimidIzzy
    @TimidIzzy Před 5 lety +11

    Everything he said just made me think of Mr. Tweak talking about coffee in South Park

  • @moritzschroder
    @moritzschroder Před 6 lety +582

    this was the best (and only) tomato commercial i have ever seen!
    once you have a channel that can make a normal tomato seem cool you really made it! (i am not there yet)

    • @brettmiddleton7949
      @brettmiddleton7949 Před 6 lety +3

      But normal tomatoes _are_ cool! I'm from South Jersey truck farming country, where we know these things. I'm talking real tomatoes, not the kind that's been bred into a tasteless cardboard facsimile of a tomato so it can be harvested mechanically. But I have to say that some lettuce and bacon would have kept that toast from getting soggy.

    • @bekahg8429
      @bekahg8429 Před 5 lety

      Brett Middleton nOrmAl TOmaToEs ARE cOoL

  • @DirectionallyChallenged
    @DirectionallyChallenged Před 6 lety +209

    directions unclear: Now have wheat zombies.

  • @pengwino828
    @pengwino828 Před rokem +1

    The timing and execution of him saying rhodium actually killed me

  • @michealnotmichael6595
    @michealnotmichael6595 Před 3 lety +1

    The song that played throughout the episode is so amazing, I would love to hear it. This is my favourite episode in YSAC's videos.

    • @ScorpionSpeed
      @ScorpionSpeed Před 2 lety

      It's called Vague Victory by The Undertowns

  • @BallisticBBQ
    @BallisticBBQ Před 6 lety +194

    Best toasted tomato sandwich video on CZcams! Great channel brother. My family and I appreciate your keeping us laughing!

  • @parsa..
    @parsa.. Před 5 lety +1816

    .

  • @WhoDaFuqIzDisGuy.
    @WhoDaFuqIzDisGuy. Před 4 lety

    One of the greatest works ever captured on film sir

  • @anzarne
    @anzarne Před 5 lety

    The tomato at the end was so perfect I cried.

  • @Sporkyspoonz
    @Sporkyspoonz Před 6 lety +61

    Now I wanna buy a truck for my toaster.

    • @WillChil466
      @WillChil466 Před 6 lety +1

      Sporkyspoonz .
      That's funnier than the video.😂

  • @MissMusicQueen101
    @MissMusicQueen101 Před 6 lety +336

    That's a tasty tomato

    • @kyleh8460
      @kyleh8460 Před 6 lety +1

      Why did you comment twice in 2 minutes?

  • @oliverryan2451
    @oliverryan2451 Před 5 lety +1

    You know your good when I add your cooking videos to a comedy playlist

  • @Janine.Najarian
    @Janine.Najarian Před 5 lety

    Why do I feel so comforted by this?

  • @denisethasder8193
    @denisethasder8193 Před 6 lety +207

    TOMATOES, TAKE ME HOME.
    TO THE PLACE, WHERE YOU GROW.
    RHODIUM TRADE, BURLAP PILLOWS.
    TAKE ME HOME, TOMATOES.

  • @Bianca-fs9qv
    @Bianca-fs9qv Před 6 lety +54

    quality content

  • @jameshighway2308
    @jameshighway2308 Před 4 lety

    Loved this one

  • @edrcvtbynujm2825
    @edrcvtbynujm2825 Před 5 lety

    ugh when is this channel gonna blow up, i live for these videos.

  • @BobbyDukeArts
    @BobbyDukeArts Před 6 lety +137

    Well that was dadgum funny

    • @mklcpl
      @mklcpl Před 6 lety +6

      Bobby Duke Arts I didn't expect your comment here, I love your work :)

    • @worldfilledwithmore
      @worldfilledwithmore Před 6 lety +4

      Bobby Duke watches YSAC. A quality content hodgepodge if I’ve ever seen one.

    • @sheblesst.v2166
      @sheblesst.v2166 Před 6 lety +2

      Hey my son who's 12 said he watches your channel. Oh so you the reason why he wants to craft. SMH Thanks A LOT BOBBY!

    • @besidju5901
      @besidju5901 Před 5 lety

      Bobby Duke Arts BOBBY

  • @maixuankhang6254
    @maixuankhang6254 Před 6 lety +28

    Do NOT forget to eat this with "Country road,take me home " playing in the background.

  • @ShakeyHorse7788
    @ShakeyHorse7788 Před 5 lety +2

    When I show friends your channel, this is the video I show them. This one is poetry.

  • @ultimateblade4127
    @ultimateblade4127 Před 4 lety +3

    Just had this, was surprised how much I liked it, honestly. Thanks for this. This is getting added to my list of easy but good foods to eat.

  • @lewistaylor8262
    @lewistaylor8262 Před 6 lety +36

    Dude, you're getting ripped off for your rhodium - should be like, 2 handfuls for that chunk.

  • @RAdams
    @RAdams Před 5 lety +442

    I'm thinking bacon bacon bacon

    • @sophieconnor8278
      @sophieconnor8278 Před 5 lety +20

      omg yes this is my favorite. Throw some bacon on there and the sandwich goes from awesome to heavenly

    • @bradtrick2315
      @bradtrick2315 Před 5 lety +13

      That’s 2/3 of a BLT

    • @captainspaulding4777
      @captainspaulding4777 Před 5 lety +2

      R Adams I put bacon on my bacon then add a little extra bacon.

    • @captainspaulding4777
      @captainspaulding4777 Před 5 lety +1

      Donald Piniach. 🤣

    • @rakkstabber1536
      @rakkstabber1536 Před 5 lety +1

      Add a bit more bacon...
      Yeah that’s not enough we need more bacon.

  • @benjaminbrown4243
    @benjaminbrown4243 Před 2 lety +6

    I lost everything I had worked so hard to build due to the pandemic. My career, my relationships, my home. I do not smile much any more. Although I have enjoyed everything I have seen on this channel so far, this video gave me a grin so wide and unfamiliar that it hurt my face. Thank you. The joy has gone out of my life, but for a moment I remembered what it felt like.

    • @elizabethcombs6250
      @elizabethcombs6250 Před rokem +1

      Hey Benjamin, I know it’s been a while since you posted this but I just wanted to say that I’m so very sorry for what happened to you. I’m glad videos like this can give you some joy, and I hope you’ve had a lot more joy since this comment. Love from Virginia

  • @ChrisAce117
    @ChrisAce117 Před měsícem

    This is a masterpiece, I come back every so often just to witness the majesty

  • @alenna713
    @alenna713 Před 6 lety +23

    (Sing to the tune of country roads)
    Oh YSAC,
    Take my toast,
    To the fields,
    Where I love most,
    Good tomatoes

    • @dianeaishamonday9125
      @dianeaishamonday9125 Před 6 lety +3

      A Lin fresh-squeezed mayo
      Oh YSAC
      Take my toast

    • @deeb8733
      @deeb8733 Před 6 lety +2

      SuperWhoLocked Browncoat I hear the pepper pepper pepper grindin in the mornin...The radio reminds me that my sammich ain't far away...

  • @Crdavis1996
    @Crdavis1996 Před 6 lety +113

    Do I need a carbon stainless knife, or could I impart a further country flavor by cutting my tomato and sandwich with a fresh blade of grass?

  • @CptEddyPrice
    @CptEddyPrice Před 5 lety

    Thank you for your humor it makes my day.

  • @reneeelias9514
    @reneeelias9514 Před 4 měsíci

    Grew up eating these they are the best!! Thank you! !!!

  • @marcusaurelius6307
    @marcusaurelius6307 Před 6 lety +74

    Love how you put Algebra and toilets in the same classification

    • @skoockum
      @skoockum Před 6 lety

      It's because your reasoning is as good as your math -- shitty.

    • @marcusaurelius6307
      @marcusaurelius6307 Před 6 lety +1

      skoockum
      Wooooooooow....
      WOOoooooOOooooOOoOOOWW....

    • @skoockum
      @skoockum Před 5 lety

      Funny... that is exactly what I said reading that you interpret what YSAC said as putting "algebra and toilets in the same classification".
      Just WOOoooooOOooooOOoOOOWW....

    • @marcusaurelius6307
      @marcusaurelius6307 Před 5 lety +1

      To me it sounds like personal incredulity on your part. WOOoooooOOooooOOoOOOWW indeed.

    • @skoockum
      @skoockum Před 5 lety

      It is rather surprising to hear someone say something that's obviously stupid even to a 10 year old. But incredulity? You'll find about as much of that in my comment as you did classifying toilets and algebra together in this video.

  • @Nebufelis
    @Nebufelis Před 6 lety +10

    In many, many years, people will still come here to say "here is where the watchthisvideowithoutcravingatomatosandwichchallenge was born".
    Of course, if their native language is not German like mine, it might have a shorter name.

  • @tabbybull4096
    @tabbybull4096 Před 5 lety +3

    been here since you had like 10 vids or something. so proud of you man

  • @Allison-kf2iy
    @Allison-kf2iy Před 4 lety +2

    I remember the first time I made this sandwich. I swear, it was the tastiest thing I'd ever eaten. I had to make another one right after. Thank you, YSAC.

  • @Corndog4382
    @Corndog4382 Před 6 lety +24

    This channel is so incredible