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90 Minutes Of One Liners - Gary Delaney
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- čas přidán 6. 01. 2022
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This is one of the funniest thing I've seen for months....this guy is fecking hilarious.xxxx
I'm a really big stand up comedy fan. I've been closely following your every joke for many years now. In my opinion you are the best one liner comedian ever to live. You're a comedy scientist, you have such a talented grasp on turning everyday phrases and the english language as a whole into a perfectly rounded suprise that bring an audience to tears. You're a true Gem Gary and I thankyou
I'm waiting for the punchline......,
Absolutely funniest guy I've ever seen! I also love the way he laughs at his jokes and his timing is perfect.
A master of his craft!!!!
@@Raydondo62 Go on then, give us 5 of your own
@@Raydondo62 I said your OWN one liners, not from Google...
Actually, if he _EVER_ learns to deliver these deadpan like Steven Wright, he is going to be The Funniest comedian ever.
I sometimes wonder if anyone who posts these comments has ever even seen à good comedian most of these shorts are clowns no ŕeal talent and you people say þhings like oh hes a geñius or hes brilliant and ive watçhed him for 15 minutes and not even grinned get your ass on ýou tube and watch some real talent if you think these clowns aŕe brillianþ yoll fall out of your chair when you hear som actually funny guys
@@Raydondo62 yes but a lot of comedians say other comedians jokes in their routine
Gary Delaney, Tim Vine , Milton great to see that Britain continues to produce great comedians
"audience laughing....and one very loud woman"
LOL
Even the closed captions are funny
A gleeful master of the smuttiest jokes he can dream up. May Beelzebub bless you, Gary Delaney!
my missus and i saw him last night (and were fortunate enough to meet him after the gig.)
what a genuinely funny, humble, nice chap, as well as being so enthusiastic about his craft.
this man is a PROPER national treasure and i for one am amazed so many people don't know his name.
'fucking legend.'
end of.
see ya again as soon as poss, Gary.
x
didn't know he was a porn star too
Sounds like you had a great night pal, glad to hear that he's as nice a guy as he comes across on stage.
@@KingDomsKingdom85 - was truly a chuffing awesome night, and please believe me when i say he IS as nice as he appears to be onstage.. :- D
if you ever have the chance to say hey to him - grab it with all ya have.
proper legend in my eyes.
@@alastair77 that's fantastic to hear mate, and I definitely will go if I get the chance to see him live pal.
@@KingDomsKingdom85 - EMPHATICALLY recommended if he is appearing anywhere in your locality.
you'll have a quality time, pal.. ;0 )
Brilliant. Nice to see he appears to be enjoying himself too
Brilliant . No matter how many times I hear your one liners.
Just as well, as you can hear some of them 4 times in this vid.
Brilliantly fun, so nice to be away from observational comedy now and then. Well done Gary.
100%
@@richardmullins1883 uu
Some of those jokes would make Jimmy Carr blush - total genius! Love this guy!
a genius...?
Compared to the tripe on ITV, BBC and Channel 4,yeah!
Well an extreme amount of these are Jimmy Carr jokes
He writes4 orwrote 4 J.C.
@@zoe-vb Gary only ever uses his OWN material. so Jimmy Carr may have been offered (perhaps misused?) some material, so Gary runs.
Gary is seriously probably one of the last true comics standing. A true Diamond 💎
That's true. Unfortunately, these days most true comics prefer sitting down.
(sorry)
I am so glad to hear dark jokes in this day and age.
@Soul of a robot 🤔
Careful on the darkside, many a true word said I jest. And all that.
Roy chubby Brown isn't bad for that
ilove how the laughs at his owner jokes. The DUDE is a legit
I love how he laughs at his own jokes. Dude is a legend.
I came to the comments to look for this comment and it was the first one
They are so funny he still laughs to this day & to me that’s a good comic p
He’s so funny that’s why he laughs at he’s own joke which also shows he’s having a pukka time & same with audience.
People should listen to stuff that makes them smile as there far too many sad stories.
Stafe Marc xxx
I know some people like that, but for me it's a deal breaker. I can't listen to comics that laugh at their own stuff. It's a shame, cuz his jokes are quite funny. Imagine Steven Wright laughing at his own bits.
I will admit though that Mitch Hedberg had sort of a nervous laugh that worked because it highlighted his awkwardness.
@@nerfbutt Fair enough mate.
Gary is the goat of one liners
Stewart Francis is equally good imo
@@zekeedwards9708 A good Soft version
Lol he has the same Rent a Crowd in every video 📸
@@QIKUGAMES-QIKU it's the same gig, just broke down into smaller segments
How this bloke remembers all these jokes is beyond me........ he's an absolute superstar!
Here you go...He wrote them and that's his main job and he does it well. You are welcome
@@Sciencedgofood always one smart arse isn't there 😂
He has reminders printed out on the floor, as you can see him glancing down in between a fair few of them. I think
Crackin reply!!
Love the British sense of humor
You have to have a good sense of humour to live and survive in Britain.
Clever and funny, laughed out load!
The anaphylactic shock is pure gold ...
What a funny guy, love it 🤣🤣🤣
Very, very good. Thank you Gary.
Gary is hilarious .... Good stuff
Apart from the repeats, this is class. Cant wait to use these in the pub with me dad an uncle after 3 years when the ask ne about the middle east, as well as the welshman 2moro in work about my planned trip 2 the uk. " heard of devils bridge"
Its a brave man that sits in the front row of a comedy club in a stetson.
His decision to dress as a cowboy was a spur of the moment thing
Not a Stetson.
Good and smart jokes, good crowd pretty much laughing at anything, these are the perfect conditions.
Best audience ever... they start laughing before the punch line...
A great comedian-love to see him much more! Very funny and triggering for Woketards, which is always a great thing
Same crowd every time for Gary. The locals must love him
And strangely always in the same clothes
Its the same crowd because it's the same gig broken up into different chunks on different videos.
Well I'm on my 3rd watch 😁
Family members?
The video plays twice why?
Love these jokes. Very well thought out and crafted. GREAT comedian!
King of the one liners
Two totally different styles of comedian but Gary delaney and mick Miller are both comedy legends ! 😂
My wife asked me whether she should go the aqua aerobics class at the local pool. No, I said. You wouldn't fit in.
I Don't get it
@@sallybally344 play on words. Fit in socially or physically fit into the pool (because she's so fat). It's not funny when you have to xplain
@sal play on words...wouldn't fit In...the pool,
look out of place.
@@kippertrace5808 she still don’t get it? My wife is like this to. 😂 fukn brain dead 😂😂😂😂
Bad joke
The first half of this was truly great. Then the jokes just started repeating. I wonder if anyone has bothered watching the second half...
plus theres only one row of audience of about 10 people nobody behind them
@@colinstevens6837 not one row of people, just one static camera
Absolutely excellent
Better call it half an hour of oneliners repeated 3 times!
Exactly!! 😂
I'm sat watching and i thought he's said that joke before on this set 🤣
Lots of deja vu moments! LOL!
Thank
Up
That Michael J fox line killed me 😅😂
Amazing 🤣👌
Gary was touring local to me.i wish I’d bought tickets now
SO YOU BROKE IN AND GOT ARRESTED
“Yunk food - let them eat apples” 😂
Props to 6ou Gary!! Can't stop laughing.
This guy should be doing arenas
He is better than some of the comedians I know
That guy should be doing time for the sheer brutality. Good stuff.
,, needed this vid LMAO 😂
Totally underrated
The show repeats over and over.
Yes, but only until the end.
Brilliant, would like to see him live.
Yea great idea so he can tell you 30 minutes of jokes 3 times over like in this video
@@33stevelinda maybe I should go to your show instead?
@@33stevelinda it's the way a few shows have been cut together you melt
@@nzbtjnzbtj8162 why would you watch him if you're easily offended?
@@nzbtjnzbtj8162 I laughed at the joke too.
Because that's all it is,...a joke.
I've checked Wikipedia, and some of those are still there! LMFAO
' I like to annoy my Israeli flatmate...' Legend
Brilliant 😂
Best jokes ever.
Haha.. this blokes great 👍
The audience are fab in this
Loved this!! TYFS!! :)
Very funny guy.
Favourite post joke laugh even better than Jimmy Carrs
This guys hilarious
Gary you are going to hell bahahahaha so am I
Legend
I never knew he was married to Sarah Millican....Great couple,bet they have a right laugh👍
THAT is supposed to be a secret. If she ever finds out, he probably won't be allowed to continue hiding in her crawlspace - whoa! I just made a double-French thingy :D
Yeah he could've done better
Using the word 'lol' with both its old and new meanings was both unexpected and excellent👍👌
I'd be laughing at my own jokes to if I was this funny!
Ive piss myself laughing
This is brilliant
Great to meet you yesterday at the M5 southbound services. Made my day ❤️
Credit to the audience. They cracked me up 😂👍👍
I have to take a break from this video it kills me 😂😂😂😂😂
Man that is a lot of really funny jokes
Thank you for your astute observation. Do you sell insurance?
Brilliant!
Somebody laughing like a goose, was Jimmy Carr there ?
Possibly one of the funniest comedians around
Funny guy . Seeing him in London in April
How was it dude?
@@ToeKnee666 Best stand up seen in ages .
He's brilliant.
well done lad
People like Jimmy Carr,who think there funny,and he isn't,should listen to this guy,absolutey brilliant 😅
Jimmy Carr is the greatest, but this Guy is on the same way
This is the second time I've watched this. Absolutely brilliant comedian. But it does repeat.
43:00 Im getting dejavu!
Rodney Dangerfield would be proud of this guy...........
You have such a cute laugh ;)
GETTING OFFENDED BY SOMETHING THAT YOU SAW ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE STEPPING IN DOGSHIT INSTEAD OF JUST WALKING AROUND IT.
Brilliant 👍🏻
He’s funny 👏👏🤣
And the award for Man With The Cutest Laugh goes to Gary Delaney!!
Whoever chose the heading isn’t clear on what a “one-liner” is.
I particularly like how you edited the same exact bits in repeatedly, sometimes straight after one another.
If your easily offended don't go see this guy 🤣🤣 he covers most areas and laughs aswell which is good to see
Ever heard of grammar.
Brilliant best 1 liner comedien
Luv this guy
This could be halfed if the repeats were cut out
Totally original
It’s like if Seth Rogan was actually funny and British
HA hahahahahahahaha !!!!
Is it bad that I am ginger and like your ginger jokes 🤣🤣🤣
Superbativiv-exceptionamazing
This guy's like a British Anthony Jeselnik.
His laugh is as funny as he is.
He laughs like Jimmy Carr.
the crowd never changes
Another great set!
Really need to see you if you are touring on the south coast in Worthing or near Brighton!!!
Israli one lmfao😂
Some of the ladies in the front row were obviously on the fist club
Gold
"oi keep it down"
haha wow that vomitting bulimic joke haha wow