Yep and joe dirt was bottle rocketing the tails of cows when he was 7 1/2 and accident,y lit a methane fart 💨 from a cow yet methane ozone layer illlee gases, man Mother Nature that’s just wrong
Man and my atom formers, like they can like print unlimited copies of fireworks, snakes, firecrackers, bottle rocks, Roman candles and stuff, thus you make 24/7 more then enough to supply millions of buyers per week, make a fortune in less then a month!
I'm somewhat disappointed by how few people visited this site on the 4th of July. This is the Mecca of all fireworks aficionados. You MUST watch this video, at a minimum, once a year, on the 4th of July.
Actually, that's a brilliant idea! Somebody is going to make a small fortune with this idea and you're going to be hitting yourself up against the forehead and say, "Hey! I thought of that back in 2020."
I am only here so I can memorize the last part and make my boyfriend laugh tomorrow on the 4th of July because he loves this movie. I have it pretty down pat.
@@rebelinreb402 Brilliant. I'm gonna write it down, since I learn better that way anyhow. I just hope nobody finds it, they'll think I've lost my mind!
So You're gunna stand there owning a Taco Bell drive thru and tell meeeee you ain't got no 7 layer OB. burritos,Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, Potato tacos, no nacho supremes, no loaded grillers with or without Potatoes or one single Beefy Fritos Burrito?
I was broken hearted yesterday when my husband said someone on Craig's List was selling fireworks. I went to respond and couldn't pull even one of these out my ass. I'm watching this again to make sure that doesn't happen next time.
Joe dirt is one of the funniest movies ever created I don’t care about anything else anyone has to say. It’s not even an argument it’s just a straight up fact.
I was telling my gf about this movie starting with “I’m your sister” she doesn’t want to watch this movie becuase it sounds stupid. My heart is broken 🤣
Indian dudes previous job.. trail guide...... held ear to ground and told cowboys “buffalo come”.. cowboys said “how do you know that “? And he replied “my ear sticky” ! Thanks! I’ll be at my trailer here every Friday.......
A whistling bunghole is basically what that psycho buffalo bob gave to muffin the poodle and what he was getting ready to give to joe I mean y else would he go get all that lotion to put on the skin LOLLL
In the audio commentary Spade had to read off of cue cards and list all the fireworks. I think he also mentioned having a terrible head ache that day of shooting.
Yeah, there are a lot of quotable lines in this scene that can be applied to just about everything. "You're going to stand there, in the kitchen, cooking a pizza, and tell me that you haven't put any extra mozzarella cheese on it?" "It already has cheese on it." "Well, that may be your problem. It's not what YOU want, it's what I want."
It's depressing that almost all of the nation's big firework displays are cancelled due to the pandemic. I guess I'll have to put on my own firework show in my backyard. I'll probably go with cherry bombs and nipsy daisers. And, I'm going _with_ scooter stick. I may ever stuff 'em some bullfrogs' asses.
It's not what you like, it's the consumer... Straight up a line & way he says it that definitely was written for Chris Farley.. RIP Ps. Always post this on the 4rth of Jurleye
I was just talking about how the only way I know the name of fire works was because of this scene yesterday😂. Gotta love my privacy I don’t have apparently.
Hüsker Düs, Hüsker Dön'ts
This line has been stuck in my head for 20 years.
The part that sticks in my head is - "... nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick." Who knew that certain fireworks come with accessories?
It’s how he says it , because mine too 😂
"Whistlin Kitty Chaser" for me 😂
Absolutely. This line is a test of new friends. If they don't know it, they aren't going to be close friends lol
“It’s not what you like. It’s the consumer.”
Low key great business advice.
1:49 "You're gonna stand there, OWNING a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't got no whistling bungholes?" Amazing line delivery
“Husker do’s, husker donts?”
Just Snakes and Sparklers.
“With or without the scooter stick” is my favorite add on
Yep and joe dirt was bottle rocketing the tails of cows when he was 7 1/2 and accident,y lit a methane fart 💨 from a cow yet methane ozone layer illlee gases, man Mother Nature that’s just wrong
Man and my atom formers, like they can like print unlimited copies of fireworks, snakes, firecrackers, bottle rocks, Roman candles and stuff, thus you make 24/7 more then enough to supply millions of buyers per week, make a fortune in less then a month!
The list: Snakes, sparklers, firecrackers, M80, black cats, roman candles, screaming mimis, ladyfingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do-das, crap flappers, whistling bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker do's, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsa daisers with or without the scooter stick, whistling kitty chaser. You're wekcome 😁🇺🇸
I'm assuming you did this without watching the video, pausing it and taking notes. Yes, I am impressed.
Hüsker Dü’s* Hüsker Dün’t’s.*
you definitley wrote that down
Is it even the Fourth if you don’t rewatch this scene? Happy Fourth Y’all 🇺🇸
just stopping by because I love Joe dirt
Ditto
Ok?
Im here for the really random Husker Du reference
Ok
This is my favorite movie
"You're gonna stand there.." Lol I still use that all the time when starting a conversation!
I'm somewhat disappointed by how few people visited this site on the 4th of July. This is the Mecca of all fireworks aficionados. You MUST watch this video, at a minimum, once a year, on the 4th of July.
Absolutely, Happy 4th of July 2022!
Can’t tell me what to do. I watched it on the 5th. #anarchy
I’m here rn on the 1st
@@buffalojoe78 Congratulations! That makes you a true believer. Expect a check in the mail for your dedication.
July 3rd.
“It’s not what you like, it’s the consumer..” getting a lesson in business and comedy at the same time
Every year around this time I have to come back and practice this scene to later make people laugh 🤣 I’ve basically done it for almost 20 years lol
This clip, and Terry going in reverse are the all-time greats.
Crap flappers an whistling bungholes always gets me
Screaming MeMes is a regular phrase for me.
one of the best movie scenes of all time hands down
hands down...but THUMBS UP.
They need to make a real firework package including all these gems.
The Joe dirt special assortment
Actually, that's a brilliant idea! Somebody is going to make a small fortune with this idea and you're going to be hitting yourself up against the forehead and say, "Hey! I thought of that back in 2020."
Omg lmao the reason I searched this scene up was because I bought a 8 pack of 300 and 500 gram fire works all named after this scene.
I am only here so I can memorize the last part and make my boyfriend laugh tomorrow on the 4th of July because he loves this movie. I have it pretty down pat.
"I would never do that!" Lol gets me all the time
back here because tomorrow is 4th of july
Did you have snakes and sparklers tho?
@@TheCaptain008 I light my snakes with sparklers. But I wear lots of protective gear in case something explodes and goes boom.
Back here coz i cant leave the house
Dang your cute asf!
back in 2020
with or without the scooter stick gets me every time
Is this the Joe Exotic documentary people have been talking about?
This was before he started his zoo, the beginnings of Joe Exotic.
Yes it is.
Super funny comment man it really made me laugh bro. So funny
Pretty close, Joe Exotic said he was going sue Columbia Pictures and Sony for making a film about his life before he found the zoo.
😆😆😆
This film has to be considered one of the best comedies E V E R !!!
So many memorable scenes and lines.
imagine how many times someone who owns a fireworks stand must hear this lol
i met the kickin wing actor...He came into my starbucks and i paused for a second then shouted KICKIN ASS!!!! pleasantly startled him.
I know it's been a year, but I have to say congrats on that shit. That's so fuckin cool
Sam Rod I doubt that.
His name was kicking wing wtf
That's Chester from law and order
His name is adam beach
David Spade ...so under rated!!! Thank you for the laughs
Just here on July 3rd. Classic scene.
With or without the scooter stick.....lmao😂😭
You're gonna stand there owning a firework stand!
This IS the good stuff!
Every 4th of July I got to see this scene
I wanna walk into a fireworks store and and ask if they have all of these and see if they get the reference
I want to believe that Joe Dirt is based on a true story.
Wait.. it’s not???
This is a documentary, what are you talking about!?
Theo von
@@SpaceGhostPurps One of the greatest responses ive ever seen on youtube hahahahah
@@ellathefunnyllama (in a high-pitched Cajun accent) Work's what you make it.
Who is here for the Fourth of July?
Joe Dirt is my spirit animal.
I always recite this when I'm standing in line at the DMV, after I do this for about 10 minutes they let me go to the front of the line
I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for $500
Every 4th of July I try to recite this from memory and just can't get it
ya I'm usually too sloshed but I do reference "with or without the scooter stick" often
Just write it down and read it out loud often just for the fuck of it
@@rebelinreb402 Good call. You could also play it on loop when you sleep but I'm not a doctor and I'm not giving medical advice.
I have been practicing I forgot there were 2 parts previously to what I have been reciting lol.
@@rebelinreb402 Brilliant. I'm gonna write it down, since I learn better that way anyhow. I just hope nobody finds it, they'll think I've lost my mind!
So You're gunna stand there owning a Taco Bell drive thru and tell meeeee you ain't got no 7 layer OB. burritos,Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, Potato tacos, no nacho supremes, no loaded grillers with or without Potatoes or one single Beefy Fritos Burrito?
Man that was a good one I'm dying 😭 I feel ya there!
I'm still mad they took away the Mexican pizza and the grilled stuffed burrito
The one by me always runs out of everything 😆
RIP to the loaded grillers
I was broken hearted yesterday when my husband said someone on Craig's List was selling fireworks. I went to respond and couldn't pull even one of these out my ass. I'm watching this again to make sure that doesn't happen next time.
I wanted to recite this to the firework stand near me today
i found a hoosker dont! have 2 of em and and a zipity do da ! one nipsy dazer with the scooter stick!
Hüsker*
Had to play this for my mother in law to give her the proper names!
Who else here 4th of July 2020
Me. Lol
One day late lmfao
Me
Hüsker Düs, Hüsker Don'ts...
I fucken love this movie. Representin' the 4th of July here people!!
“I was wasn’t getting by on my tracking wages”
He was being sarcastic if you didn’t catch it.
This scene just popped into my head and I had to look it up and watch it again 😂 Whistling Bung Holes and Whisker Biscuits 😂😂
Who is also watching this while listening to people outside blowing off fireworks at fourth of July.
Joe dirt is one of the funniest movies ever created I don’t care about anything else anyone has to say. It’s not even an argument it’s just a straight up fact.
Love this movie. My wife asks me why I can watch these movies repeatedly (I own it) and I tell her it doesn't get less funny!
You should tell your wife, "Well that might be your problem - It's now what YOU like, it's ME."
I was telling my gf about this movie starting with “I’m your sister” she doesn’t want to watch this movie becuase it sounds stupid. My heart is broken 🤣
Same here I don't give ah Fuck what my woman says. I get stoned every Saturday morning and watch Strange Wilderness.
Ummm.. We called "Kitty Chasers" something else...
I know exactly what you you mean ..I grew up being told a sling shot had a different name..
@@punkrocksurvivlist6475 what did you call them
Lol same
@@punkrocksurvivlist6475 yep
Yep
This one's for you Joe Dirt!!! Wherever you are welcome home buddy welcome home!!!!
Das rye!! HOME eh weh you mekkit!
this may be the most American video to ever exist
Indian dudes previous job.. trail guide...... held ear to ground and told cowboys “buffalo come”.. cowboys said “how do you know that “? And he replied “my ear sticky” ! Thanks! I’ll be at my trailer here every Friday.......
I won’t say this is Spade’s best role, but it’s far and away my favorite.
Here for the 4th of July 😂 just had to
Have to watch this every July 3rd.
Happy 4th, everyone!
almost 20 years old i cant believe it time flies
Here to practice my lines for firework stands on this beautiful 4th of July 2022 😂
Heard it twice yesterday!!
One of my favorite quotes was the last thing Joseph Dirte said lol.
Its Dirt. Dont Church it, boy.
Happy 4th of July everyone!
Murica
happy 4th of july in 2018
Happy 5th hope you got all your fingers
Had a great fourth
Lit off tons of Whistling Bungholes
Jew lie. 74, 47. Euclid
There’s so many funny names for fireworks here, I can’t stop laughing.
Happy 20th Anniversary Joe Dirt.!
I have memorized this whole scene word for word
11 years later..
CZcams: Here you go
Every time I have to see this before the 4th of July 😂😂
Haha you've got too
I watch this every 4th of July
You always go with the Scooter Stick. Not without.
Pfft! Yeah. Who doesn't know that? :)
What's better: Hoosker Do or Hoosker Don't?
“You’re gonna stand there, owning a firework stand” lmao
not sure i want to know what a whistling bunghole is.
So a whistling bunghole is the after product of anal sex. Good to know.
it's certainly not to be confused with whistling kitty chasers
Caitlyn Jenners firework brand.
A whistling bunghole is basically what that psycho buffalo bob gave to muffin the poodle and what he was getting ready to give to joe I mean y else would he go get all that lotion to put on the skin LOLLL
@@dustinward9768 to rub's it in duhh. The lotions first then something much more sinister lmfao
Whistling bungholes haha
In the audio commentary Spade had to read off of cue cards and list all the fireworks. I think he also mentioned having a terrible head ache that day of shooting.
The writing of this scene is genius
Well, it's that time of year again to visit this clip 😂
how does the positract on a plimoth work? it just does...
17 people in here didn't get any "crap flappers"...
Not entirely sure they want those...
Or Hoosker Doos.
leebob86 And Hoosier dont
It's up 297 disappointed non getting crap flappers
i did
JOE DIRT FOREVER!!!
Hey almost July 4th of 2023, where can I get a “Whistling Bunghole” preferably with a Scooter stick?? 😂
possibly the best scene in all of hollywood...and wisest.
Yes, it's iconic.
Just both of them together lmfaooo what do you mean this is the good stuff 😂😂😂
Whistling Kitty Chaser gets me every time.
I LOVE THIS MOVIE! :D
The Husker "Do"s and Husker Donts line is the only semi amusing joke in the entire movie.
I find the parenthetical comment "... with or without the scooter stick" as the funniest; as if some fireworks have accessories.
"happy 4th of july 2022."
A July 4th must watch. Every year.
Happy 4th of July
You're going to stand there.... my friends and i quote this all ths time
Yeah, there are a lot of quotable lines in this scene that can be applied to just about everything.
"You're going to stand there, in the kitchen, cooking a pizza, and tell me that you haven't put any extra mozzarella cheese on it?"
"It already has cheese on it."
"Well, that may be your problem. It's not what YOU want, it's what I want."
@@DavidEmerling79 lol you see it. Good stuff
Why am I on the floor laughing so hard right now? And why do I feel a need to check my crap flapper to make sure I haven't sprung a leak?!
I love Kicking Wing's dedicated earnst, naivety towards the good stuff
That time of the year again. Greatest movie ever
Here because it’s almost the 4th
It's depressing that almost all of the nation's big firework displays are cancelled due to the pandemic. I guess I'll have to put on my own firework show in my backyard. I'll probably go with cherry bombs and nipsy daisers. And, I'm going _with_ scooter stick. I may ever stuff 'em some bullfrogs' asses.
One thing this movie taught me was that I was ignorant on the volume of fireworks types that exist. Thanks Joe.
Happy Fourth of July everybody
It's not what you like, it's the consumer... Straight up a line & way he says it that definitely was written for Chris Farley.. RIP
Ps. Always post this on the 4rth of Jurleye
Man, I miss David Spade AND Adam Beach
Yeah it’s a shame David spade is totally dead
Joe Dirt: "I see you have snakes and sparklers but where is the good stuff man".
... Beirut Explosion
I wonder if the arrows are still there off of route 66.
They are
I was just talking about how the only way I know the name of fire works was because of this scene yesterday😂. Gotta love my privacy I don’t have apparently.
Believe it or not this is a great video about marketing and personal opinions
They probably show this video in business schools.
joe exotic in his prime days
Happy 4th y’all
Just here cause it's almost the 4th of July ✨
JesusWithAGunn same
Snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like too.
I think everything up until roman candles was real fireworks, and everything after that was pure joe dirt.
Forth of July tradition continues.
I went to a fire work stand with this list and sid it they looked pissed
4th of July 2022 still here