Hilariously Brutal Parenting Tweets
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- čas přidán 21. 08. 2024
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You can use these memes to lighten the mood after a fight or to simply make your partner laugh and smile. Sending an image or two will surely help your partner relax.
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sweet things in the bitter morning...that is deep for a 3 year old. poetic even.
I think it was supposed to be a 3rd GRADER(9-10 yo), not a 3 yo...
@@fightevil.readbooks.5076 . I was being somewhat facetious. That could be entirely made up.
My son, in Kindergarten, had a pregnant teacher. He came home and asked 1 day when I was going to have a baby cuz I’m "fat like Mrs. S"
I begged my mother for YEARS to cut my sandwich in triangles and she never did and that's one of the reasons I don't miss her. That kind of meanness wears a kid down. When I got old enough to make lunch I always cut her sandwich in triangles. Mean in, mean out.
What should I think about my mom that drank til she passed out and took drugs all along her pregnancy, leaving me with several invisible disabilities, and putting me in orphanages and foster families where I've been humiliated and beaten...
I believe it was Calvin (Last Name Unknown)'s mother who once said, "How can kids know so much and still be so dumb?"
Very funny , I laughed I cried I felt totally fulfilled ..lol......
8:38 Kid doesn't need to go to med school ...
😆 Oh My God, the whistle, and fire truck ones 🤣😂🤣
1:01 - Obviously, it looks like Winston Churchill!
3:12 - Probably both!
3:54 - The butter, stuck to the tire, would leave greasy patches on the road, causing other cars to skid, leading to horrific accidents and if the public ever found out who started this chain of events, an angry mob would come and burn their house down. Why yes, it does get awfully dark inside my head. How did you guess?
8:13 - My God, what kind of ice cream is this and where can I get some???
.....ummm. Yeah. So I had this sudden Urge This Past Week To Get Some Ice Cream. It's Called "Cookie Monster" or Similarily, "C is for Cookie". It's Vanilla Ice Cream Dyed Blue and Contains Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Pieces and Cookie/Oreo Cookie Pieces.
Anyways, I couldn't go to My usual Spot, Where I Usually Get The "C I f C" Flavor. So I went and Ordered from A New Place Where They Actually Had The Original, supposedly Better Version, Which Is The "C.M.". Keep in Mind I've Actually only ever Had The "C.M." Flavor As A Child, Probably like Once, When I Lived Up North. The Absolute BEST Flavor Out There!!
So, I ordered This Ice Cream for Delivery Online.
I ate Some, but it became Too Sweet To Me, even though I have a very strong Sweet Tooth. (No, I Did Not Throw It Away. It was Semi-Okay.)
Anyways, I had to use the Bathroom Later, And Was Surprised To Find My "Stool" Had Turned Bright, Dark Green!! Like Everything!!
Thankfully, I had watched a tv show Years Prior about How Red Food Coloring/Dye can turn someone's piss Red. I also did some follow up research to double check and Was Right!! Completely Safe and it is Normal for Your Body To Get Rid Of It In 24-48 hours. Anyways, BIG Surprise and Mini Scare, Lol!! This Was The Very First Time This Had Happened To Me, So They Must Have Used A Lot Of Extra Food Coloring!! I could tell from their extra Blue Colored Ice Cream AND The Slightly Weird Taste of the Vanilla Ice Cream. PS: The Extra Sweetness Was Most Likely Due To Their Large, and Sweet Cookie Dough Pieces, So generally, Not The Ice Cream Itself.
Finally, Have Fun On Yours Journey!!
Sorry For The Long Paragraph But Thanks For Reading This Far!!
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