Next Generation - Salvation Thru Donation pt. 1 (The Ballad of Tammy Bakker)

Don't give me no orgasm faker
I want me a woman like Tammy Bakker
With a Bible in her hand
And seven inch heels on her feet
Woman shakes me down to my bone marrow
Wearin' six pounds of mascara
Tammy darlin' you just can't be beat
Well I used to write you letters every other day
With a check enclosed marked S.W.A.K.
Well I never got no letters in return from you
so I guess i'll have to start writing your daughter, Tammy Sue.
You left the Carolinas for the hills of Tennessee
Declining my offer to come live with me
Tammy all me and the band can do
Is sit around and weep ever since you left my cable T.V.
Words & music by Ed Campbell. Recorded to 4 track.