Assassin's Kittens!
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- čas přidán 25. 09. 2014
- Assassin's Kittens - the fluffy hazard of the Assassin's Creed!
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Please, tell me that "no humans were harmed in the making of this video". 😜
there was definitely some clawing
YOLO
Roller974 The Gamer no humans were harmed in the making of thus adorable video
Elena Nito b5yjo-#-€þq e
xD
"Chances of you being killed by a bunch of assassin kittens is low but never zero"
Yesnt
Well tbh a stray cat instantly incapacitated and killed the old lady that was feeding it, at the stairs of the apartments building, in daylight, in a city about 20y ago.
So yeah never say never.
You never know,kitten's are smarter then you think
@@DragonlordSVS you said never
@@nicholasnicholas3306 yes
I mean this is exactly what every kitten believes they are.
aren't they though? In nature, they are just like that. All cat types, have the highest assassination skills among all animal types. Maybe only komodo dragons and whales can be a match fer cat types.
@@entelektuel.yolculuk yeah cats are little assassins but they where referring to the fact that it's kittens which even in the wild aren't good at that kind of stuff but they think that
@@zakariataako1458 so he says that ebery kitten in the nature thinx that they're unbeatable? Hmm,,there might truth to that.
And they have the cutest little murder mittens!!!
@@entelektuel.yolculuk
just like the elderly cats believe they can still be a can of whoop-ass?
I remember watching this when I was a kid. Now I'm 22 yrs old and this is still legendary
You're still a kid.
Same
@@Nazeem_6621bro what
@@elisskiWhen you get old anyone below 30 seems like a kid. Probably due to the lack of real world experience by comparison to older folks.
The chase is probably exactly how it looks- The guards just running away in a straight, efficient line while all the cats are doing all sorts of parkour lol
Assasin's Creed: SyndiCAT
+Mark Johnson LOL
LAUL
cuddle the creed
No just no
hahaha
It's been 5 years and CZcams decides to recommend this to me *_NoW_* ?!
Marie G you mean **clears throat** meow?
Same.
*"first of all, its cuz of the CZcams algorithm"*
Meow?purrrrrrrrt
CZcams has turned into trash ever since they sold out and started demonetizing people.
I am 63 years old and recently retired. I had a warehouse in New Jersey and we fed feral cats for 35 years. 25 cans of wet food every morning..25 to 30 cans of wet food at 5 PM.
We had a pig troff ( troff..not sure I spelled that correctly) that held 40 pounds of dry food and another troff that held gallons of water. In my crazy mind i would think of weird ideas for action movies surrounding the cats...well this video played out my idea's. Btw...over 25 years we probably found well over 100 homes for kitten s..MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄
MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too.
Saving lives even if they are not human is showing us your heart thankyou
I think it's trough? Thank you for your awesomeness!
bless you......
You know that's actually wrong and not ethical at all and you shouldn't do that feed stray cats. Them being feral means that they can hunt and they can actually provide for themselves because they're feral once you start feeding them and domesticating them and you keep them outside in the wilderness if you ever stop feeding them what happens then they don't know how to take care of themselves and you're just doing nothing but making the feral stray cat population bigger and bigger.. it's not right. I believe you did more damage than you did good
Even 8 years later, this video still makes me smile!
Person: what is your favorite type of cat?
Me: assassins....
They are my favorite too!
Mí favorito es ningúno porque todos me gustaron todos son lindos😘😘
My favorite is a black tabby
Cooked is best 😏
666th Like 😈 I regret Nothing....
They assasinate their targets by their cuteness
Yes
XD why?!
Har har har
Gordon Ramsey haaa that name kills me seeing it on this video
Aww, wook at it's tiny widdle fee.... *Hnnnngggghhh*
I like to think Altair trained found a bunch of kittens and decided to raise them this way because nothing would be funnier than someone getting assassinated by an adorable fluff ball.
Ezio just petting his little murder kitten is just so funny
Or maybe it's Altair?
@@maximbahirev1592Altair doesn't have a red lined hood. Altair's hood is completely white where as Ezio's hood match the details of his robes. Red for red black for black blue for blue etc.
Its Arno
Never seen anything cuter than murderous cats
Same
All cats are killers though. It takes practice to become catssassin.
@@jii. All cats are assassins but it takes a lot of practice to join the creed..
It's assassins cats -_-
Lol
"Who's your favorite kitten? "
Me: yes.
That didn't make sense, explain.
@@IIsweet.n.spicyII they meant that they liked all the cats
So none?
@@IIsweet.n.spicyII woosh
Yes
This is a certified creed classic
I'm having this in recommendations every year since I firstly watched it in 2019. Still the best video on CZcams.
This never gets old. Their little fuzzy ears and faces sticking out of the hoods is the best part IMO.
Correct
I have watched thisso many times now! Love it each and every time. ♡
The costumes were perfect for kittens, too. Probably not too hard to get them used to it since they could move easily. Then just follow them around all the time with a camera...
Agree. How adorable are the sweet little faces and ears poking through?
yes
1:37 once i heard the eagle cry i knew this man was doomed
That wasn't an eagle, it was a red-tailed hawk.
@@R.M.MacFru Thank you! I'm glad I'm not the only one that knows
@@claraclear5665 😀
Yep. I wonder what the op would think if he heard an actual eagle...when it peeped. 😂
R. M. MacFru so this whole time its been a hawk ?? I always thought it was an eagle im not a bird expert btw
@@SROD_559 ... Yes, the motion picture and television industries have always used sound bites of red-tailed hawks in scenes with eagles because the sounds eagles make is far less... impressive, shall we say?...than the peeping noises they actually have.
I just rediscovered this video this morning, and I have not laughed and cried and felt so light-hearted in a long time. Thank you.
I just discovered this video this evening and I know I'll never feel filled with joy and more at peace again... It is a happy and sad moment.
@@mandiehuns1602 but if u watch it again, maybe u will at least smile and that's a good place to start with... =]
I remember watching it at least 6 years ago maybe more and its still as funny
Is it adorably epic? Or epically adorable?
Yes!
BOTH 🕊
Killer 🐈 cats.
Catzio Auditore, Edward Catway, Kitty Kenway and the legendary Altair Ibn La'cat in
Assassin's Kittens
Sayed I brilliant
WOW
Katsandra, Alexipuss lol
Ibn la’cat = son of the cat 😂 brilliant
YES
People in the 80's: "After the 2000s, we'll have flying cars"
2014: A S S A S S I N S C A T
2014*
And it was far before the 80s... I’m pretty sure they talked about flying cars already in the 50s
people in the fucking old age : we'll have better scientists and technology in the future.
2019 : you
Yes
*2014
Just an update to share with you. A new fan of Assassin's Kittens! My young Tabby Reggie loves to watch this. He attacks the screen and has a fluffy tail! Now I have to have repeat showings several times a day!!
This video is old but its still adorable and the kittens are still heart warming to this day. I wish i had assassin kittens.😻😻😻
"New assassin's Creed game looks lit"
24 bounty hunters tracking you!
(*BU meter goes up 1000*
Making a horrible joke)
They should make an ac game were there is an easter egg where you can get an assassin cat that follows you around
I’ve seen u before, but idk where
Graphic is so adorable.
I hope that
Kittens: "we work in the dark, to serve the light"
Nothing is true everything is permitted
You know what’s funny?
Considering how active cats are in the late hours, that quote is taken literally and metaphorically
@@romancapulus5577 LOL
Sounds right
Didn't know the SCP foundation had an all-cats MTF squad
It brings joy to me that these were kittens, meaning these little assassins are still alive today
My man really said,"Screw it,let's make our cats assassins"
-Cat killing the guy
Me: awwww so cutee
Really :v
Cute
Yeah xd
I am totally willing to accept death by fluffiness. 😍
Me toooooo!!! ❤🐱🐱🐱
Then go find a stray pitbull. You'll love it.
Go to Africa, lions there are pretty cute.
@@lukehorta5115 really, I can never understand these cat and dog perverts. Wait till they meet a tiger.
Pets have been known to eat their humans if humans drop dead..also the elderly who are alone alive and can't move 😪 pets are cute though ✌️
This is still the best thing that ever happened to CZcams, the cats and the AC franchise.
I have been watching this for close to a decade now. It is no less cute now that the first 25 times I have watched it.
Brilliant!
Me: I really need to do my homework
Also me: *Assassin's Kittens*
Nice picture 💜
dew- pie 💜
Me rn
Oh my God I just remembered I have homework due tomorrow and its midnight *SHIT*
Same...except that I am 33, so it’s “ get ready for work.”
Really!? 4 years and Just now I AM seeing this?
Me too
And it was brilliant too. I loved it. Medieval period war fare with the real fantastic four.
me too browow
I have seen this when it came out, and then it appears on my recommended list
Same
I’m at a coffee shop and this has me smiling at my phone like a total fool!
8 years later and this still makes me smile.🤣
7 yrs ago.. I hope these little munchkins are doing well 🥺❤️
@Peter ඞ keep sending them adorable clips of kittens, they'll melt one day.. worked for me
@Peter ඞ me too 😢
2 dead
They're dead.
@@ekaanshverma6477
You're just a spark of joy, aren't you.
I think the guards didn't die, just fainted from pure cuteness 😻
Death by cuteness!
I agree💖😽💖
@@adamreid116 ahahhaha 🤣
@@adamreid116 no
@@erikafreebird6449 no
Whoever made this deserves an oscar
Far Superior to anything being shoveled out by hollyweird these days !
@Ryan Trott how rude
@@ryantrott4802🐈 cat troll🤑👽.
This was so awesome. Can this be the next Assassin's Creed game please?
CZcams recommended this video on 2019 and I didn't regret watch this
Nor do i
Mackayla Cook ...me too,,,Me Too...ME TOO. OH WAIT. Sorry. Lmfao....this Was very well done. So cute, just what I needed to see. Trump 2020. And no, me too.😁🤗🕊🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@@dannynicastro3207 hahaha exactly
same
They should've recommended it sooner
I had a smile on my face the entire time
Same 😂
Everyday
SAME XD
💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
Same
didn't we all?
I wouldn't be able to take these assassin's seriously, just too much cuteness would already be able to kill me haha❤❤🐱😻
This just appeared I'm my CZcams feed after 6 years, I'm feeling all sorts of nostalgic.
Me too! After like 2 years of not seeing it. It should defo be recommended more often.
For me after 8 long years
Disclaimer: WARNING
Cats please don't try this at home!
*THOSE ARE PROFESSIONAL CATS AT WORK*
Wait this comment has 69 likes don’t mess it up
@@iamgooddoggo567 lol guess someone didn't get the msg lol haha
Файлфайл ф фу
@@user-jp3sh1hm6m what did you say?
(8 bounty hunters nearby!)
Kittens = assassins
Soundtrack = pirates of the carribean
It gets worse... they ate Jack Sparrow.
Lol im thinking the same thing
= perfection
The track of black flag is similar
That makes assassin pirate kittens
I love coming back to this video, it's so cute and so well done! Always brings a smile!
Эх ностальгия!
2019
Everyone: Just minding their own business & videos
CZcams Recommends: Thy time is now!
the time is meow!
Boy, can I relate!
Same here! I'm pleased to see this, though.
I saw this when it first came out though so
Why do you complain? It's not a weird video..
That last shot of the kitten in the air had me CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reminded me of that movie Keanu
Jaja si xd
it is not a real cat, it`s after effects by Adobe
@@quazar912 it's a real cat,but it's not flying.
It's film of a low level jump added in by some form of 'splicing' /special effect to the video later.
The film editing in the whole of this is so clever. It must have taken hours and hours of recording to come up with the right type of footage of these kittens to edit into this short video
8 years later and this still makes me indescribably happy
Its so nostalgic bro
8 anos depois, e o CZcams só me recomenda essa obra prima agora😔❤
i have NEVER seen anything as adorable as this and this is exactly how i wanna die
🤣🤣🤣
Same
If i had to choose witch way to die it would be this way
Try "Tinykittens ~ Mom! She's touching me!" 😆
the only acceptable way to die 🥰✨🐱
Death by cuteness
We work in the dark to serve the light, we are...... Kittens
Im pretty sure this has been my favourite video since it came out.
they are so cute ☺️
I love how the assassin at the end is like "good kitty you did great on your mission well done"
2020 :)
@@earthwormchilly3392 from florida to cali
Earth Worm Chilly I live in Florida and I saw you but you got killed someone stepped on you
He is the mentor of catssassins
LOVE
they maybe don't have blades or sharp nails but they have something more deadly
cuteness
Mentique Bakabila and excessive feces
@Brandon Smith Agreed. I let a kitten kneed on my shoulder to make it happy. It was using its sharp little thorny claws. Lol. It hurt so bad
Ya... my cat is adorable and I lay down and I feel like he killed me with his cuteness
They have Claws.
L. Lawliet I know but... It’s a joke! In my profile picture it’s my cat!
It is not with their claws that they kill, but with cuteness😍
its been 8 years I hope these cats are doing well
Wtf CZcams its 2019 and you only showing me this now
Paladin Funk u are slowwww muhahahahahahahaha
Riiigggghhhtttt?!
True, it's in my feed from last 3 days.
Outstanding cinematography. Kitten actors outdid themselves. 6/5 stars.
Its been so long since i last watched from this channel it brings back good old days memories im so glad i saw this again i cant believe it
SO many cute dramatic shots I love it
Why isn't this a game yet?
Idk
As long as it’s not made by ubisoft
Because bugisoft cant create a master piece like this
Battle Cats is close enough
Because it would suck
They're swift, they're deadly, they're adorable
This video is just the best I come back to it frequently
0:51 when you know death is inevitable
The most adorable assassins ever with killer parkour skills.
If I am killed by them, I won't complain
Don't u mean purrrkur skills😏
Oldie and goldie. Glad algorithm is giving it another boost.
I'd never seen it, that end kick though. 😸
Yea this is legendary
I have watched this video multiple times over the years and have always thought it was clever, cute, sweet, fun, and must have taken a great deal of time and effort to produce.
Every time CZcams puts it in front of me, I HAVE to watch it. I have NO choice. And it never fails to put a smile on my face. THANK YOU!
This never gets old--so well done!
Kittens, naturally born into the Creed...perfect pet for the assassins
You should of said purrrrrfect
@@ethapi9083 ok stop😂😂😂😂
I lead a cathood...I have 2 little assassins, a novice and an advanced one.
CZcams..
May I ask why I was just NOW getting this recommended to me?? Why couldn't you help me find this sooner????
Same here!!
Because the CZcams algorithm is retarded and youtube doesn’t want to admit it.
Argggg. . Same
Wow! This was so amazingly put together! I love this! Completely brilliant and purrfect 😻
Still the best video on the internet, every time it's in my reccomend i cannot be stopped from watching.
See. This is why the CZcams algorithm fails so much. I would have loved to have seen this video years ago.
Right!? Why did I have no idea this existed until now
Seriously. It is so hard to randomly find good content anymore.
@@a.r.siereveld8977 it really is, I get recommended the same videos. I miss the old youtube.
@@BlueChillstep Right? I get recommended videos all that time that i should have gotten years ago.
Sucks for you. Here's some more 'Asmongold reacts to..' for you.
3am, Singapore. Can’t sleep and CZcams offers me this.
Not even upset, its great!
I agree ☝🏽
Can't relate
We hear you
Then when do you sleep?
It’s even later for me right now!
This will be my fav video from now on
Is anyone else watching this in 2024? Whenever I need a pick-me-up this is one of my favorite videos to watch.
The reason this video took so long to release is because the kittens were minors back then. They are now old enough to give their consent to CZcams to show it.
NotaVampyre 111 hahahaha!🤣
👍🏾😆🤣
That makes perfect sense. 😸
@@tonibauer2949 نخ
Bro there are 666 likes
Bill Gates: “it’s amazing to think what people will do with computers in 30 years”
Us:
Steve Job:... Perfection.
Bill Gates was the guy who said that
it’s bill gates my guy
They weren’t wrong
Well, it's really amazing.
Omg.... I remember watching this video when it first came out. It randomly showed up in my recommendations and since I first watch this, I've gained a new fond love for cats. So it makes this video even better.
I remember watching this when i was a kid man i miss it
So much nostalgia i was like 9 years old when this came out
Man just makes you want to tear up
**me as a new recruit assassin member**
ezio: "meet your senior"
**bunch of kitten with hood standing in front of me**
me: *iamajoketoyou.jpeg*
Let’s be completely honest. Compared to the feats of Master Assassin Fluffles you totally are.
@@SeptimusCreed Where are the Templar Dogo when you need 'em.
You're basic and not even lvl 10. So, yes, you're a joke
When you let your cat listen to the Dovahkiin song for 10 hours.
The effort put into this video! I can't even imagine starting a project like that!
My kitten THAT WAS SITTING WITH ME , "This is SPARTA "
No "THIS IS KITTEN"
THIS IS KITTNA!
😂 😂 👌
😂😂
This is sPURRta 😎 make it better
Its been ages since I've seen this. But I've always wanted to say this: the end scene is absolutely amazing. Him being all sweet with the kittens like he's a proud dad, thats the best!!!
Since 8 years still the second best video I ever seen on YT
Well now I have to know what video was better than this!? 😂
The production quality and cuteness levels are over the top
I guess all of us in 2019 got this recommendation just now. Well, I’m happy about it. The editing was hilarious, and there were actually some comedically epic “hero shots” of the kittens. Well produced, for sure!
I've been here since he was called Zach King... it's always worth a re-watch.
Nope
Cat people: I'm fine with dogs, I just like cats more
Dog people: *cats assasinated my family*
Welp welp That’s true for me
Im a cat person
I like them both there animals
@@catdebier1392 they're*
Khe
@@Foeisudhxj bruv fuck off this is youtube
Feels good to see my childhood again
This is just too damn precious for words. Ty for sharing, I needed a smile today and I love kittens/cats!!
nothing is true, everything is purrmitted
This comment deserves so many likes i guess. Better wait...
Haha
We serve the light
Lol
:)))
God: *how did you died..?*
Me: *Well..three adorable kittens killed me..*
4*
*6
God: go right along
God knows
You didn't see the 4th because your death was so sudden
Killing with cuteness...effective!!😹😼😾
Excellent! Kudos for the capes, both getting them on and getting them to stay on. Thanks