Technoblade Quotes You Didn’t Know Existed!
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Laughs in I've seen half of these 😎
chuckles in gray subsctibe button
i subbed for the cause senpai
"techno doesn't upload, so i will"
our savior
Wow he uploaded old techno clips! Revolutionary
A true god among men
HE IS THE MESSIAH
He is the GOD
@@guyorgirl2895 yes
You missed the best one: “I’m an atheist, but when God sends me to hell I want him to hesitate.”
Yeah, he should've included that one
That means you know it. (Bruh)
But that's a popular one
@@rougep3830 most of these are if we're being honest
@@whitewolf8051 But these aren't the phrases everybody knows, like not even close baby technoblade never dies
"small animals are superior to real people" the most truthful techno quote
I am yet to see a small dog boot me
I love your packs im subbed !
Subscribe to Red Archer and RandomHumanYT
@@MeedyMedia holup
666th like
Wait if Technoblade is pregnant and Technoblade never dies, does that mean his child will never become an orphan?
Edit: wait no Technoblade could just disown his child
Here before this blue up
@@ecxdee here before this green up
does techno become an orphan if he kills the child?
@@Toby-vm5gq no orphan means without a parent or guardian
That kid is tommyinnit
"techno doesn't upload, so i will"
that'll be the quote your famous for lol
I hope so. It’s a pretty badass quote
@@Aviaidan ikr. Like, chills dude. Techno posting? never heard of her.
@@moncamooncaits a him
@@17o74 are you-
it's called a *joke*
@@moncamoonca o.o ✌
Untrue I knew almost all of these quotes except the story mode ones because that videos 3 hours long
Other than that I’ve see every one of these
I am definitely have life don’t talk to me you do t have a life
The video JUST uploaded 💀
@@Aviaidan notification squad
@@Aviaidan also time travel
Wilbur: "If you could influence anything, what will you influence?"
Technoblade: "I have no idea."
Wilbur: "Ok. Cool. Good talk."
Technoblade: "I don't know what to do with power, I just seek it."
From Seapeeplays video where he's training for MCC 7 with Wilbur, Dream, and Techno. Techno never uploads so he wasn't recording at the time but that last line was just so funny.
Can you link the stream?
@@natchan9235 Look up
Seapeeplays's video here on CZcams called "What It's Like Training With Techno, Dream & Wilbur." Timestamp for this quote is 5:21 on that video
@@SpazzAttack78 thank you!
I remember him saying that, that was so funny lol
420th like pog
Bold of you to assume I haven't watched all of his videos in my eternal hunger for more Technoblade content
@Argent yes
exactly i starve for content
Agreed
Imagine if technoblade uploaded daily
Yeah, I watched all of Techno's videos', re-watched them, watched Skeppy's videos which feature Techno for even a second, watched most videos (of like Tommy/Ranboo/Wilbur) which had Techno and scrolled so down on the "/ft. Technoblade" that I found those 3 view clickbait Roblox videos and watched a few of those, now I am scrolling through the "Technoblade" search and when I am done I plan on progressing onto other social platforms suck as Reddit. :D
I’m putting a technoblade quote as my senior quote
GOOD IDEA ME TOO THANKS
Thanks for the idea, just need to remember til next year!
Oh my god now I have to study all his quotes to remember the best one
But which one??????
Just killed a woman feeling good
this isnt a techno quote fyi
*Reads title* ”you dare challenge me”
I know all of them and even the episodes there are from is that bad
"I mean I guess you can have dreams of being the greatest farmer of all time."
Oh Techno. I wonder what your young self's reaction would be if someone were to tell him that future him would farm potatoes for over a year to bully a child.
He'd laugh
He knew his future
This Netherite Pickaxe Approves of these quotes
I got rickrolled by your name
Great
I actually read your name wrong the first time. I'm not happy
Your Name Is Perfect. 11/10. Would Name Child After.
Hahah funny user
Nether gonna round around and, desert you
"Technoblade Quotes You Didn’t Know Existed!"
Me, a Technoblade fan starved for content: "You dare oppose me mortal?"
Yeah I knew all of thess
"I mean everyone would hate me. BUT, hear me out here, *it'd be funny* "
"If you peek out of that door, I will shoot you."
"I can smell you."
"My boy Jacob here, he mines cobblestone for me all day, I don't pay him, and he also has no rights."
"I make poor life choices a lot." (relatable)
"I'm having a mental breakdown." (also relatable)
"I wanna stab people for coins, I don't wanna talk."
"Global warming just happened."
"They murdered him first! He was mine! I called dibs."
"I bet that's a poison potion because everything is a disappointment nowadays" (relatable)
"Well it turns out I used logic to conclude that the universe is meaningless and everything sucks" (true)
Technoblade's quotes out of context are an absolute gold mine. Though he can also be arrested for some of them.
"Oh cool."
Defense: 0 Strength: 0 Intelligence: 0
"It transferred my stats from real life."
Technoblade delivers his comedy the same way John Mulaney does sometimes and it catches me off guard EVERY TIME
You underestimate my power of being an absolute SIMP for Technoblade
Bold of you to asume I don’t know all of technos quotes from his old videos
I know most of these. Since Techno uploads so infrequently I've already binged all his vehicles.
Edit: Yes, yes, I know I spelt videos as vehicles. You people have made it abundantly clear.
...vehicles lol
I too, have binged all his *vehicles*
@@illegalcqt3856 ... I... I can't believe I didn't catch that...
@@snakeusa7885 lmao it's ok
Fr, I’ve binged his vehicles too
"you're sub count is my live viewer count KID SIT DOWN"
*death by laughter*
"It would take 100 day to catch up, I can't go that long without uploading my fan would murder me"
Techno: *Proceed to not upload for months at a time*
Yeah old techno used to upload and it was great.
"idk man, that biology quiz was like last week"
bruh i forget an entire unit in the span of 30s
my brain just deletes unwanted files like that
edit: stop liking please i want my youtube notifications to be 0
Sherlock fanatic
Lol, I feel that edit
Just for that edit, Imma like.
"technoblade doesn't upload, so I WILL" is , coincidentally, such a techno-energy-radiating quote
"You think I'm about to go out there and ally with the Tree Orphans?"
*"Tree Orphans" uses the word "O R P H A N"*
Lol ofc he wouldn't
"You can't just go around blowing up people's property like that"
How the turns table
Yeah. How the turns ta- wait... That isn't right... Wait now I'm confused... Got me didn't you Nagito?
"'I am so masculine and indifferent about this small animal' and then it like walks over and licks my foot and my brain just goes 'oh my god this is the greatest moment of my life'"
Apparently techno talks in the perfect way for the captions to understand exactly what he says
"Patrick? Who the heck names their kid Patrick? Lame."
My brother: why
“He’s questioning himself, we’ve already won”
Rest in Peace, Homie.
"i make poor life choices... a lot" yeah same
Me to
" *i looked it up the internet and i saw, i'm pregnant* "
"I can't go without uploading for that long, my fans will kill me!"
We should check on him
Techno saying "free death for everyone wheeeeeeeeee" reminds me of "I'm the general wheeeeeeeeeeee"
Randomhuman: techno quotes u didnt know existed
My stan knowledge of techno: doubt
2:25 “I don’t have any bread so I’m just gonna use a shit ton of whatever the hell this is” LMAO
you assume we haven't watched techno's extremely old videos out of starvation
"Techno won't upload, so I will!" Is the most Technoblade-inspired sentence I've ever heard.
i recognized all of these what is my life
Relatable. Also the answer is what life?
4:30 That aged perfectly
What video is that clip from
4:39 isn't that pretty much all he does on the Dream SMP?
4:31 this quote aged fantastically
RIP Techno blade...
"Weapons are for casuals" ~technoblade~
You forgot the best one -but when you look back at where you started, you will be amazed how far you've come.
"I mean everyone would hate me but, hear me out here, it'd be funny"
The perfect embodiment of a chaotic neutral
I watched at 2x speed, just finished and knew all the quotes POG
(gl on 30k :> )
Watching af 2x speed?you madlad
“Don’t tell my parents they think I have a job”
Thats the line that got me to sub back in the day, who else subbed through the ads he bought with all his money back when he had 100k subs?
"Strength beats pants, that's the moral of this story"
"You can't just go around blowing up people's property" - Technoblade
I've watched Technoblade for so long to the point where I remember most of these quotes
Whenever I watch a video about Technoblade, he still lives on in my mind
Well the adult 1 didn’t age well… 😭😭😭😭😭
"Their attention span is somehow... shorter than mine. What was i saying, anyhow."
"i can't go that long without uploading, my fans will murder me"
Now I want to read through my copy of "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu.
"be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness"
-sun tzu-
technoblade
just realized how much i watch this man, I know every single one of those quotes and where they're from
My favorite thing is listening to his voice change over time lol- and since this video does not show things in order from old to new it was quite a rollercoaster
It’s depressing how accurate the title is
2:54 THIS IS GOLD LOL
"we're gonna wanna build a sign that politely asks him to not interrupt us while we do this"
*"go away"*
"You think I'm about to go out there and ally with the Tree Orphans? What am I, VEGAN? No thanks! Catch me allying with the alien space gods instead. Thank you, bye."
every part of this is amazing
My Technoblade The legend of Sun Tzu is looking lit. Thank you for helping me with the Quotes
The first one was so nostalgic. The first time I ever saw technoblade was through him buying those commercial/advertisements
Him putting facts about frogs in the chat is honestly me.
Did you know that sea turtles can breathe through their butts?
Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?
Did you know that the oldest "your mom" joke was found on a 3,500 year old babylonian tablet?
4:39 I love how he casually dodges every arrow that guy shot
his voice in the first two clips differ *so much*
"As someone that went to college I know you cant lose what you never had, but you can go into debt" -Techno-Chan, 180 A.D.
I like how this channel has complinations using older clips instead of newer ones
I actually knew a bunch of these- I feel like a great fan ✨👌🏻
"remember, if you see a murder being committed, you should immediately call them a boomer"
Tecnoblade
3:12 man that hits in 2021 over a year into quarantine
0:56 technically thats a sun tzu quote
also 3:54 too.
rip techno
this is why techno is my spirit animal
This video makes me happy
“Thank you hypixel”
-Technoblade
Now I know why he wanted to know where the library was, he needs more frog facts
oh my god you've solved it
"Your subcount is my live viewer count kid sit DOWN" made me say damn out loud, man got destroyed
bold of you to assume i havent heard all of these quotes multiple times while rewatching all of technos videos because it passes the time until he actually uploads
I’ve seen all of these, and know em. Story mode is great
3 most famous quotes,
“Technoblade never dies”
“Subscribe to Technoblade”
“I thought it’d be kinda funny..”
"Everybody would hate me but hear me out, it'd be funny."
Fair enough
I already knew about at least half of these sir
“I can’t go that long (107 days) without uploading, my fans will hate me”
*Laughs in having to wait anyways
it almost looks like a time capsule
was NOT expecting "I can smell you..."
Subscribe :)
ok randomhumanyt from the randomhumanyt youtube channel 👍
Imagine not already being subscribed
@@havanieceday could not be me
yes do that
You won’t get YT rank from being a compilation channel :/
How did i never know you made this???
The "I dropped out of college for this" will forever be my favourite techno quote
Today, in videos I needed but I didnt know I needed
Edit: this video made my day
I don't know how we didn't learn techno was a soldier main sooner. It makes so much sense
"free death for everyone weeeeeeeeeeee-"
i would like to take you up on that offer, good sir.
I felt like half of these ik but still good hustle
he is HONESTLY whats going on inside my mind
i love the way techno says toddler,, toddle-er
Some of his quotes from his most popular videos.
"Betcha didnt didnt know these quotes"