Technoblade Answers WikiHow Questions
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 7. 06. 2024
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Hello,
This video is honestly inspired by the kpop community. Iâve seen them making these types of videos and I thought I should try it out for Technoblade too. If you donât know wikihow videos, theyâre basically taking random questions from wikihow and combining it with a matching video that answers that question. I want to incorporate more creative videos in my channel and not always having to stick to the traditional compilations. Let me know if you like this type of content. Hope you enjoy!
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đ§ INTRO & OUTRO MUSIC
Minecraft OST - Pigstep (FlyxTheKid Remix)
âą Minecraft OST - Pigste...
(with permission from FlyxTheKid)
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âš DISCLAIMER
I do not own any of the clips from this video. The creators below deserve all the credit. These videos are made to help the creatorsâ channels grow and provide entertainment for fans.
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âïž CREATORS FEATURED IN THE VIDEO
âąTechnoblade: / technothepig
âąTommyinnit: / @tommyinnit
âąQuackity: / quackityhq
âąWilburSoot: www.youtube.com/
channel/UC1n_PfsVqxllCcnMPlxBIjw
âąTubbo: / @tubbo
âąRanboo: / @ranboo
âąDream: / dreamtraps
âąGeorgeNotFound: / georgeeehdplays
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đż EDITING APPS
- Inshot
- Picsart (thumbnail)
- Lightroom (thumbnail)
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đž CHAPTERS
0:00 - Intro
0:12 - I actually scammed Technoblade
0:44 - Quackity Prepares to Fight Technoblade (+ Jackbox)
1:26 - GETTING MY SOUL HARVESTED IN THE MINECRAFT CHAMPIONSHIP
1:56 - Quackity Prepares to Fight Technoblade (+ Jackbox)
2:13 - THE EVE OF REVOLUTION (dream SMP)
2:54 - minecraft VR is terrifying
3:37 - Technoblade makes Dream Fanart
4:32 - TommyInnit, Technoblade & Tubbo TURN on each other (dream smp)
4:59 - Developing the Syndicate [Dream SMP]
5:17 - TommyInnit Is Exiled From The Dream SMP...
5:39 - becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]
6:42 - Quackity Celebrates 1,000,000 Twitch Followers in Dream SMP
7:32 - THE REVOLUTION (dream SMP)
8:00 - GeorgeNotFound's pov of being assassinated by Technoblade (Dream SMP)
8:35 - THE REVOLUTION (dream SMP)
9:06 - ruining minecraft monday w/ jschlatt
9:22 - We finally killed Technoblade & TimeDeo.
9:41 - Outro
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âïž HASHTAGS
#technoblade #compilation #wikihow #wikihowquestions #tommyinnit #wilbursoot #tubbo #quackity #dream #georgenotfound #dreamsmp #mcc #minecraftchampionship #jackbox
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(in case you wanna know where a clip is from or if you just wanna rewatch those vids again)
Ty for uploading
The time u commented is broken
7 hours ago lol
@@beasteafcmobileTommy: lulz in the chat Techno belike with his influence:REDEMPTION ARKKK CRINGEEEEE
Thank you! Really appreciate how much effort you put into the edits and linking all the time stamps and videos
Techno: Speeds in and kills George
Dream: Acts like nothing happened
techno and dream simps for each other đ©â
And nothing of value was lost
What was he going to do? *Fight Techno?* No, Dream is a smart man who values his life
@@yourself2.08 yeah, just one of the Sleepy king's Canon lives, no biggie :P
I made a very funny technoblade never dies meme it's worth watchingđ
I figured "how to stall for time" was going to be him reading his donations to distract Dream
Thank you ducko taco for the one hundred-
Welcome anonymous fan to the channel
Oh yah thats a good one
just put all 14minutes of it in the video
or when he's talking to ranboo while stalling for someone
ah wait that's what happened in the vid i didn't see it sorry lol
techno would make a terrifying asian parent
What do you mean Would?
@@alphalupus7527 heâs not an Asian parent
As an Asian child, oh *fuck*
@@soapyguy7483 Not yet >:)
he would be an awesome tiger mom
Imagine waking into your sons room, and heâs staring at his computer screaming âI DONT KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO TO THAT BABY IF HE DOESNT COMPREHEND THEORETICAL PHYSICS I SWEAR IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THOSE EQUATIONS RIGHT THIS SECOND-â
Are you talking from personal experience or ?
@@storm861 it was a joke bro lol they were talking about that clip where techno was giving an answer to "teaching phsycis" or something lol (I absolutely did not major in English so excuse my spelling)
@@clairechen7097 the comment you just replied to was also joking-
@@sunflowerseeds8270 ah okay haha i didn't realize :)
The one time he actually shows emotion tho
When you are techno content starved
Pink tulip: Let me fix that
Well Techno doesn't upload so someone has to feed us with content đ
I mean I'm still content starved I'm just rewatching everything I've seen.
âMy house is the biggest on the server, with a lot of redstoneâ
*foreshadowing*
technically it had no bed
I just realized that đ
I made a very funny technoblade never dies meme it's worth watchingđ
@Kyra Buckenmeyer They mean the prison, It's one of the biggest builds on the server and has tons of redstone.
@@triplekgaming6547 no
I'm waiting for: How to DropKick an Orphan.
That will be 24 hours long vids đ
Rip the orphans
24 hours!!! That video will go on forever
@@stormwolf2435 yeah... true đ
I made a very funny technoblade never dies meme it's worth watchingđ
How does Techno help the homeless: *Shame them just enough to build one*
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Lol
Half of these are just simply: *DONâT.*
And the other half is: *HA THINK? I DON'T.*
I like how Techno is so poetic without even trying to be
I mean he's an English major
The english major energy
Well I mean yes
ooo you still have this one going?
He goes full English Major without trying to be.
I saw technoblade and i clicked
same
Didn't we all
Affirmative
Your mom
Everyone did that XD
I like how when Technoblade was asked, 'How to find someone to speak Spanish with', Technoblade shouted at Tommy, "AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!", Which means in english, "Oh Crap where is the library?"
lol
ay carama is like âsurprise!â or âah shit/ shit!â or, like he used, âheyâ
Idk why me and my dad do this but we sometimes switch between French and Spanish when speaking despite him being a native French speaker and I'm not even supposed to be speaking Spanish having no influence of Big Q nor anybody in my life so it's questionable my family now that Iâm Mr Worldwide and why the fuck is this comment so long
Lul
the best way to find someone to speak spanish with is yelling at them in spanish without warning.
"How to surprise a friend"
*Shows the assassination of King Gogy*
Techno: I could talk to girls
Tommy: Could you?
Techno: *thinks for 5 seconds* Yes, that was within my capability. Well, I could talk to girls or upload CZcams videos, become incredibly famous and they would come talk to me
Tommy: Have any of them talked to you yet?
Techno: NO
Techno is the funniest minecraft streamer in existence
@@gamingdemonyt3761 *streamer
@@deepaparakkal4241 steamer *
Yeah we all watched this part thanks for the comment
@@deepaparakkal4241 He literally spelt it correctly??
"We tell ourselves [Friends] are real so the cogs of society may turn"
He says while telling us the only thing that's real is a literal social construct that gives value to pieces of paper
Yeah, but he has way more of the social constructs than friends.
He said cash, but I think he's referring to to material wealth as opposed to literal cash, however he's trying to be funny and material wealth is too many syllables.
I also know that if your comment was meant to be funny, I have become that one asshole that everyone hates who has to fact check everything in existence. If I have become that person, sorry for making any poor bastard who finds this suffer
@@demonguysayshi2666 I also fill that position of being the annoying guy
Honestly, a better one for _how to make friends_ might be âI just stand there and look pretty in my sarcastic t-shirt and hope an extrovert comes and adopts me.â
Isn't that what Philza technically did? And is that a tumblr meme?
When Dream talks about his "giant redstonr house" he is definitely talking about the prison.
It was foreshadowing! :0
3:23 you know its pre covid when people say "personal space" instead of "socisl distancing"
Way too tru
If techno doesnt upload we'll have to watch this to get our daily laugh
âdream fanart pogâ *slowly removes eyes*
LMAOAO
I was entirely expecting Techno to have gone and replied to a bunch of questions online just... On his own...
lol I could see him actually doing that tho
Tommy: you have a very capitalist view
Techno: *stares in anarchist**
Dream: "My house is big and filled with redstone."
Prison is big and filled with redstone too, what a coincidence.
Tulip is the only compilation youtuber that doesn't clickbait
*Respect*
What about techno?
Ah, editing it to say compilation. Well played.
@@steelothezero5649 no i did a typo
I mean putting technoblade in the title gives you more views than clickbait....
@@HajiIe true
Techno: making his voice really intense in the presentation*
Quackity: fear intensifies*
Also:
"How to help ___?"
Technoblade: *One sided comedy.*
This appeared in my recomended a few hours after his last video... r.i.p techno. You will be missed, and never forgotten. His humor was something that made everyone who knew of him happier, and i can't but hope that he rests in peace...
i saw techno in the thumbnail and my face went like 0-0
Thank you for giving me my weekly dose of Techno content
you mean monthly lol I only upload once a month. But Iâll try my best to upload weekly since itâs nearly summer break
Hey, now youâve got another weekly video! From Techno
Btw
When techno is speaking spansish he is saying
âOh gee Where is the libraryâ
Killing kid while searching the library
Itâs a useful phrase to learn though
Now if I ever go to Spain I can go to the library
The King will May be dead But he will live forever in our hearts. Long live technoblade, the King of minecraft
"My house is the biggest in the server, it has a lot of redstone"
Dream, your secret base/attachment prison doesn't count as a house
Lol but it is his home now I guess
My first time laughing thinking about technoblade, thank you i needed this
"How to teach physics"
Oh no, I see where this is going-
I honestly thought this is a legit thing that happened somewhere.. But I'm not complaining, we're all Technocontent-Deprived.
Technoblade: becomes famous so girls will talk to him
Also technoblade: gets cancelled by 14 year old girls on Twitter
How to make friends
"I've been at the surface for 3 seconds and I've made enemies"
thank you for feeding us technoblade content XD we miss him..
0:15 Tommy you are the definition of asking too much
9:25 legends say that techno is still looking for the library to this day.
6:48
Honestly, this makes Quackity way more relatable. Who wouldn't simp for Techno?
1:10 he kinda sounds like dads when they get angry... just the slow rise of the yell...
9:28
That's because NOBODY expects the Spanish inquisition
LMAO
Technoblade doesn't even try to be funny, so how can he make me crap myself from laughing-
These are crumbs, and I shall eat them happily
You kinda made me feel bad cause im eating a sandwich right now.
"Fear is the Greatest Motivator" I should probably keep this in mind as time goes on.
Starved Technoblade fans: *Yes! YES!*
1:51
Dream: *Notices Techno*
Techno: N O P E
I love that Techno just screams "where is the library? in Spanish to Tommy while killing him
4:25 i love that right underneath techoblade's "fanart" is DanTDM saying Minecraft is hard!
Technoblade then: The only that's real in this world Tommy, *IS CASH*
Technoblade now: The only universal language Tommy, *IS VIOLENCE*
I feel like the girlfriend one would've been funnier if you used the clip from his QandA.
50k sub, survival games FIVE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN
lol true I forgot about that clip
this video brings me so much comfort, thank you for making such high quality videos!
This video is genuinely nicely edited, great job!! (:
7:20
Canon Quackity: Drop your weapon right this second ot I'm gonna kill Carl
Non-Canon Quackity: I wanna hang out with you Technoblade đđ„șđ
Omg ur so underrated the content is edited so good i see u booming *boom*
6:23 lol dream really wasn't joking
finally someone said it
5:25
teacher when my friend got 80% on a test: no one will laugh at you, you did really good
me: *LAUGHS* HAHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER, OMFG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN *STILL LAUGHS*
That was much more fun than i thought it would be
thank you
0:31 -tubbo just like 'aye umm you got any games on your phone??'
Itâs so hilarious to hear techno yell lmao xD
6:30 yeah his house is biggest and have alot of redstones...i meant prison
i really appreciate the amount of work you put into these :) you even added all the links AND timestamps, incredible.
6:18 it became true the pandoras vault
Rest in peace technođ„
0:18 I DONT REMEMBER HIS VOICE BEING THAT DEEP?-
4:13 Dream rtx
Rip techno ):
5:17 every Techno fan needs someone who good at this right now.
*_TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES_*
ive been parched for content thank you for this haha
sheeeeesh this was a really good compilation nice job
Rest in Peace Technoblade
Thank you for this food Pink Tulip, you never dissapoint us đ„șâ€
RIP TECHNOBLADE
I love how SAD-ist's Pigstep remix is basically just Techno's theme now lol
thatâs actually flyxthekidâs remix, not sad-istâs. She just used it for her animation.
@@mandolin4133 I know but everyone just thinks of of it as SAD's
Yeah
I have the normal pigstep disk in my treehouse in minecraft it took me ages to get but itâs my favourite one
@@goldenhorde6944 that's not right, that's like saying that [insert cc here]'s videos belong to [insert clipchannel here]. it's offensive to the original creator. how would you like it if everyone called your work someone else's just because that other person is famous? give credit where credit is due. /nm
ahahah this sounds a bit stern, i just want you to know that it's not the best way to go about things :>
1:04 this is the most emotion Iâve heard in technoblades voice.
Thanks you for the Techno content
Techno:*kills George*
George: "you didn't protect me dream :("
5:57 haha, like techno says later dream sure did have a big redstone house
I have waited so long for the right moment to watch this
"My house is the biggest on the server, with a lot of redstone"
--Dream afore prison
This was awesome!
Yo this video is actually so good
this will never get old
3:50 no because the other day I searched up dream fan art for a reference and I found this not knowing techno made it- đđ€
The Spanish that Technoblade spoke was said in Deadpool 2 and it literally translates to 'I don't bargain pumpkin fucker'
no it doesnt? means "oh geez where is the library'"
@@somethingswrong7342 Yeah I was looking at it on gtranslate and it was saying something about a library but that's what it said in Deadpool so I thought I might just share some humour.
@@cameronnaughton5253 oh! the way you phrased it made it sound like techno was the one who said that - i just wanted to clarify to whoever might find your commentary that it wasnt the case lmao just in case
@@somethingswrong7342 đDas cool
9:22 what's hilarious to me is that translates to, "oh gee, where is the library"
YAY YOU UPLOADED
This feels passive aggressive
@@the-anhpham3364 lmao
Tubbo lurking in the first clip is so funny for some reason lol
I always recognize inshot's editing! Good edit
I love this video!!
I love at the start tubbos just chillin in the background
How to advertise for free: *spawns a wither and names it "Subscribe to Technoblade"*
1:26 Can confirm this works, they turned around and said, âMy nameâs not Dream, you got the wrong person.â
I like how the timestamp at 8:00 looks like georges pov of being as* because it can't fit the full sentence
Omg the thing about dream saying he has the biggest house on the server, with redstone and stuff is really funny considering he is locked in the prison now
Rip technoblade while you died you will never die in our hearts
âmy house is the biggest on the server, with a lot of red stoneâ
dream: đ
Everyone: talking
Tubbo: 9:36