Hermitcraft 10: Episode 9 - PLEASE HOLD

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  • Hermitcraft 10: Episode 9 - PLEASE HOLD Grian is back on hermitcraft testing out the new forms
    Please hold (radio edit) by Jono - • Please Hold - Jono (Ra...
    Please hold (full version) by Jono - • Please Hold - Jono (He...
    Jono's Website: www.sockgangpublishing.com/
    This episode is shorter because of time restraints.
    #hermitcraft #minecraft
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  • @fuzzynugget6568
    @fuzzynugget6568 Před 2 měsíci +4483

    I love that I can see the thought process behind the giant snail. “Huh what do I do with all these extra brown mushroom blocks from collecting stems?”

    • @kenanjones3481
      @kenanjones3481 Před 2 měsíci +295

      omg that's so funny that's absolutely what happened isn't it

    • @quicklegocreationswithwill5715
      @quicklegocreationswithwill5715 Před 2 měsíci +42

      Probably

    • @WarpedStone
      @WarpedStone Před 2 měsíci +28

      Actually they just wanted to further the prank and the extra mushroom stems were convenient.

    • @JustinTheMid
      @JustinTheMid Před 2 měsíci +96

      @@kenanjones3481Uh, no, clearly the little snails made it.

    • @RoBoDaN91
      @RoBoDaN91 Před 2 měsíci +17

      Does this mean that Scar has been chosen by a kaiju snail? Or is it supposed to be inanimate? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

  • @Shezestriakis
    @Shezestriakis Před 2 měsíci +5964

    Hostile mobs and passive mobs should be 2 seperate permits just to make Scar fill out the form twice.

    • @royallygray
      @royallygray Před 2 měsíci +439

      Oh my god that’s *evil* I love that
      He’s already going insane and he’s only on the second question lmao

    • @the_solomon_sage8431
      @the_solomon_sage8431 Před 2 měsíci +620

      three permits:
      - Hostile
      -Tamable
      -Passive

    • @nothing0empty996
      @nothing0empty996 Před 2 měsíci +150

      even worst every mob individually.

    • @Toastguy716
      @Toastguy716 Před 2 měsíci +70

      Do players and armor stands count as mobs? Cause if so Scars not only got a powerful permit, but he also will have to fill out the form two more times

    • @orpheusdrakos1911
      @orpheusdrakos1911 Před 2 měsíci +38

      @@Toastguy716 No they're just entities like signs and player heads. Though armor stands, players, and mobs are all living entities. But armor stands and players aren't mobs. I know its weird I don't get it either. How a armor stands is a living entity is beyond me. Minecraft's weird lol.

  • @rickhindman6981
    @rickhindman6981 Před 2 měsíci +2182

    The permit office needs a break area where the clerk can AFK. It should have an inspirational poster that reads “People say nothing is impossible, but I’ve been doing nothing all day. “

  • @brightwanderings
    @brightwanderings Před 2 měsíci +1365

    The way Scar freezes in place snd stares at the juke box every time you play the hold music. Like a parrot with a blanket over it.

  • @GSavel
    @GSavel Před 2 měsíci +13590

    Grian has become the very thing he swore to destroy. The government.

    • @itsssnek810
      @itsssnek810 Před 2 měsíci +833

      He cant make a resistance to overthrow the government if he is the government. this is just big brain thinking so he cant start a resistance

    • @gavindinsmoor8196
      @gavindinsmoor8196 Před 2 měsíci +704

      Season 6 Grian: "WAR!!!!"
      Season 9 Grian: "I won't start a resistance, I won't start a resistance..."
      Season 10 Grian: "Please hold."

    • @ST0AT
      @ST0AT Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@gavindinsmoor8196character development

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Před 2 měsíci +195

      Grians resistance against grian

    • @Creeper_Pug
      @Creeper_Pug Před 2 měsíci +128

      hes just destroying it from the inside

  • @IcedTeaFTW
    @IcedTeaFTW Před 2 měsíci +5159

    Grain’s the type of guy to procrastinate procrastinating

    • @Emancy3
      @Emancy3 Před 2 měsíci +128

      Who's that Grain Character?

    • @Carolus08
      @Carolus08 Před 2 měsíci +122

      ​@@Emancy3Its Giran's older brother

    • @helmijjj
      @helmijjj Před 2 měsíci +86

      ​@@Emancy3Grien's cousin

    • @davidkoormann5262
      @davidkoormann5262 Před 2 měsíci +29

      @@Carolus08Who is this Giran character?

    • @gillipop1
      @gillipop1 Před 2 měsíci +26

      Grian, however, procrastinates that as well.

  • @korghan3463
    @korghan3463 Před 2 měsíci +542

    Grian you should make the hermits join a queue at the permit office and "take a number" and just call out random numbers until you call theirs. Maybe even make a seating area thats just a couple chairs in the back corner and a rope queue line 😂 And it sure would be a shame if those snails found their way to the office! I cant even imagine how long it could get shut down due to reconstruction if the snails got their way with it 😰

  • @bowemorning
    @bowemorning Před 2 měsíci +192

    Having watched Scar's pov first, knowing that Grian was out front watching Scar through the window while he was on hold is hilarious!

  • @Morgan_Black
    @Morgan_Black Před 2 měsíci +11066

    "Imagine if I got something REAL bad, like red sand for example!"
    Wels is a great guy.

    • @Scott-hy3gs
      @Scott-hy3gs Před 2 měsíci +567

      Does Wels know? Or just pure coincidental? If so, that is such a beautiful coincident LOL

    • @DeepfriedBeans4492
      @DeepfriedBeans4492 Před 2 měsíci +1485

      @@Scott-hy3gsWels does watch other hermits’ videos so I’m sure he knew

    • @cpfodarkvader
      @cpfodarkvader Před 2 měsíci +981

      Yep, doesn't surprise me tho, Wels said a few times that he consider himself a "fan" of Hermitcraft and watch a lot of the other Hermits' videos.

    • @Kfir02
      @Kfir02 Před 2 měsíci +282

      that moment truly cracked me up

    • @discochaotica
      @discochaotica Před 2 měsíci +518

      Wels is one of my favorite Hermits because not only does he play on the server, he's also an avid fan of the other Hermits. Like, of course he watched Grian's last video. I'm sure he watches as many members as he can.

  • @krazzykid1734
    @krazzykid1734 Před 2 měsíci +4320

    A few Scar quotes from this episode,
    "What's a blooben test?"
    "What's a boobin test?"
    "What's a bloomin test?"
    "What is the bloobenfall, bloomen te... bloomington test?"

    • @grantmiller6147
      @grantmiller6147 Před 2 měsíci +134

      For someone who lives in a Bloomington this caught me off guard lol

    • @zacharynguyen7286
      @zacharynguyen7286 Před 2 měsíci

      @@grantmiller6147 hope you are doing good and staying safe ❤ don’t reveal your location

    • @coalblood1065
      @coalblood1065 Před 2 měsíci +104

      The first time I heard the word, I wonder if the blooben test is actually boolean which literally means true or false in math and such. Scar just has to right yes and that's it LMAO. but it was blueberry the entire time

    • @NoGoodGodGames
      @NoGoodGodGames Před 2 měsíci +9

      Bloomi will be the best update ever

    • @kristinagraversgaard5328
      @kristinagraversgaard5328 Před 2 měsíci +35

      ​@@coalblood1065it's even more funny that it in fact IS a boolean.

  • @teapuppp
    @teapuppp Před 2 měsíci +129

    so glad to see this slow pace - not even getting an elytra and instead using free cam and horses everywhere is so lovely

    • @akaittou
      @akaittou Před měsícem +16

      I never really considered it to be a contributor to it, but freecam does make elytra much less crucial to have for building, huh. You can easily get a very good look at a build from many angles with it, and as a result elytra is back to what is should be - a late game convenience item instead of borderline mandatory.

  • @IAmDuobur
    @IAmDuobur Před 2 měsíci +399

    Comments: It's been 6 days since he's uploaded, where is he?
    The episode title: Please Hold
    The accidental irony, he's an absolute genius.

  • @zara5023
    @zara5023 Před 2 měsíci +16967

    Honestly the off camera vibe between Grian and Gem while they're secretly doing snail shenanigans must be great.

    • @danielstrange9794
      @danielstrange9794 Před 2 měsíci +456

      Gem might have live streams of it. I don't watch much in terms of Twitch, but you could check.

    • @alexanderf.6396
      @alexanderf.6396 Před 2 měsíci +1431

      What do you mean? they're done by themselves. The snails have a mind of their own

    • @McHugeDongVonLongRod
      @McHugeDongVonLongRod Před 2 měsíci +596

      You know they be giggling while doing it.

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro Před 2 měsíci +796

      Grian and gem really give me “close-in-age mischievous middle siblings” vibes

    • @phhsdj
      @phhsdj Před 2 měsíci +94

      @@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBrocompletely agree

  • @Zamtrios245
    @Zamtrios245 Před 2 měsíci +3930

    The only thing missing from the hold music is "Your call is important to us, please hold" and the music not linking up right after the cut

    • @Comrade_YG
      @Comrade_YG Před 2 měsíci +63

      Great 😂

    • @mateo335
      @mateo335 Před 2 měsíci +26

      Oh god

    • @chelvo56
      @chelvo56 Před 2 měsíci +110

      Oh yeah, these are definitely the worst.
      You can't even just passively listen to the music, but get false alerted a lot

    • @mynameissanttu
      @mynameissanttu Před 2 měsíci +48

      "Approximate wait time left: about 3 hours, if you want to receive a callback press one"

    • @Qewqred2
      @Qewqred2 Před 2 měsíci +36

      It also needs to restart just as it gets to the good part

  • @robinf1055
    @robinf1055 Před 2 měsíci +85

    "Please hold" -hold music starts and Scar stares at the jukebox for a long second-
    I died laughing. This episode was great and that music was on point. Well done all around!

  • @user-gn2mz1nl4n
    @user-gn2mz1nl4n Před 2 měsíci +96

    I love how the music playing when scar’s put on hold is an elevator music style ‘work all day from the season 8 finale/build music *the nostalgia* 😭

  • @qatkz
    @qatkz Před 2 měsíci +2578

    'Mumbo...'
    'Is the snail big?'

    • @_Vo1d_
      @_Vo1d_ Před 2 měsíci +29

      YEEEEESSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KaffeMedBulla
      @KaffeMedBulla Před 2 měsíci +16

      Is it?

    • @KishDM54
      @KishDM54 Před 2 měsíci +38

      OH NOOOOOO THE SNAIL IS GONNA CAUSE A DISASTER

    • @oliviaq8100
      @oliviaq8100 Před 2 měsíci +46

      For all the hermit craft lore noobs it is a reference to the impeccable line from season 8 : "mumbo , is the moon big ? "

    • @vdwhite687
      @vdwhite687 Před 2 měsíci +8

      😂😂😂😂

  • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
    @fiddleriddlediddlediddle Před 2 měsíci +8145

    Grian's government roleplay is turning Hermitcraft into a psychological horror game.

    • @athinghere
      @athinghere Před 2 měsíci +215

      there's still hope for a dystopia

    • @user-cr6gd5td9p
      @user-cr6gd5td9p Před 2 měsíci +511

      Grian should add a backrooms under the permit office. A liminal office space that branches out all under the shopping district. The forms can be marked as deliverable to certain office numbers and the hermits have to find their way through a maze of identical looking office hallways and cubicles until they get to the right room.

    • @ninja_tony
      @ninja_tony Před 2 měsíci +196

      @@user-cr6gd5td9pso basically, it could be something like “The Grian Parable” 😂

    • @vinnynj78
      @vinnynj78 Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-cr6gd5td9p Row after row after row after row of filing cabinets

    • @LunaIzGlitched-yd4oc
      @LunaIzGlitched-yd4oc Před 2 měsíci

      BigB tactics go brrrrr@@user-cr6gd5td9p

  • @Cinder_in
    @Cinder_in Před 2 měsíci +52

    I love the most likely accidental irony of it being a week since this dropped (we're on hold)

  • @sirtainlee8725
    @sirtainlee8725 Před 2 měsíci +14

    When Scar finally gets through the New Permit Process, tell him it's too late, someone else already got it. When he gets angry and wants to know who, tell him you now own it. Then give it to Wels as the Unknown Permit.

    • @sirtainlee8725
      @sirtainlee8725 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Also, they have to take a number before you can speak to them. It's to be fair to the other customers, and its govt regulation 165.78 "how to treat your customers so that they enjoy their visit."
      Also, offer them coffee or tea, then give them Mystery Potions. (Look up the recipes.) It has an unknown outcome.

  • @tvgamers1661
    @tvgamers1661 Před 2 měsíci +2130

    What if you build a "employee only" entrance to the permit office.
    And when anyone exept you uses it, an alarm goes of and the building goes on lockdown😂

    • @Daifa_
      @Daifa_ Před 2 měsíci +62

      That would be amazing😂

    • @someone_not_important0_0
      @someone_not_important0_0 Před 2 měsíci +29

      MAKE THIS S THING LOL

    • @ThreeSalamandersInATrenchCoat
      @ThreeSalamandersInATrenchCoat Před 2 měsíci +3

      YES

    • @desmondk-o7148
      @desmondk-o7148 Před 2 měsíci +61

      Unfortunately, there isn't really a good way to identify players with redstone, short of I guess just having something where there's just a "open door" button, but if you push it without doing some sort of authentication thing first (putting a key item somewhere, activating some other secret switch like filling a composter/hitting a noteblock/rotating an item frame right/placing a torchkey/etc, it triggers an alarm

    • @theglitch5386
      @theglitch5386 Před 2 měsíci +23

      Also, the only thing back there is a glass block next to a quartz stair with the sign "coffee pot" on it.

  • @Alvikus
    @Alvikus Před 2 měsíci +1796

    My absolute favorite thing about this episode is Scar just staring into the Jukebox like it's a phone.

    • @FilAsians
      @FilAsians Před 2 měsíci +69

      and crouching in front of it 😂

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Před 2 měsíci +13

      He likes it

    • @Blockh3qd
      @Blockh3qd Před 2 měsíci +10

      It's a hate love thing

    • @Zsullivan27
      @Zsullivan27 Před měsícem

      I know right I couldn’t stop laughing at that part. 😂😂😂

  • @Elysian_xo
    @Elysian_xo Před 2 měsíci +77

    I love how despite Gem being younger than most of the hermits (shes in her 20s i think) she still acts like an older sister 😭

  • @magnulof
    @magnulof Před 2 měsíci +43

    You need to make the "other door". Hide it behind some bushes with a pathway that have so much space between the stones that it looks like a path for garden maintenance. Preferably the door leads to a ground floor/cellar. In the cellar you find a hallway that looks so unused that you walk out of the building before giving it another try.
    One of the questions in a form should include something like: "have you done this moderately frustrating task lately?" And if they do and say yes you'll go "why have you done that? Now you'll have to wait two full workdays before reposting the permit" If you want to take it further you'll remind them that the permit place is only open half a workday each week and that it means they'll have to wait four weeks before reapplying for a permit.
    Two of the questions(X and Y) should be like "if you've said yes on Y you must say no on X" and vice versa.

  • @imMittensKitten
    @imMittensKitten Před 2 měsíci +2353

    Blooben Test:
    A test developed by scientists to test a patients quick thinking, perception skills, and attentiveness.
    This test has also strangely been known to involve blueberries.

    • @richard.d_
      @richard.d_ Před 2 měsíci +162

      The Base Blooben test is a variation developed by Giran Base, where your skills are tested in a quick base building environment.

    • @imMittensKitten
      @imMittensKitten Před 2 měsíci +11

      @@richard.d_ yes :D

    • @nataliaentalia
      @nataliaentalia Před 2 měsíci +49

      The blooben test is a test where someone throws a blueberry at your face and if you catch it with your mouth you pass and have good reflexes.
      Edit: The base blooben test is essentially the same thing except here you just need to catch it. It does not have to be with your mouth.

    • @imMittensKitten
      @imMittensKitten Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@nataliaentalia LOL

    • @doubleking7070
      @doubleking7070 Před 2 měsíci +43

      The Base Blooben Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that becomes more difficult as it continues.

  • @giraffeman7449
    @giraffeman7449 Před 2 měsíci +2566

    Tesco : every little helps
    Grian: I’ll do everything little thing to not help

    • @BenjiNerdyDog
      @BenjiNerdyDog Před 2 měsíci +11

      Yesss it’s too perfect 😂

    • @KosieRosie
      @KosieRosie Před 2 měsíci +28

      “very little help”

    • @alfiesmagic
      @alfiesmagic Před 2 měsíci +21

      Sainsburys: helping everyone eat better
      Grian: helping everyone wait better

    • @Zappr
      @Zappr Před 2 měsíci +6

      world's most british comment

    • @FizzyFang
      @FizzyFang Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Zapprworld’s least British reply

  • @timdijkman6772
    @timdijkman6772 Před 2 měsíci +32

    *when the sun sets down over hermit town- you gotta work, work all day*

  • @wizicozypher
    @wizicozypher Před 2 měsíci +24

    That "put you on hold" bit...
    Hits soo close to home when i ask questions even the clerk doesn't know and literally asks me to stay on hold while she asks her supervisor how to handle a typo on my father's passport...
    Had me laughing to tears

  • @puglife658
    @puglife658 Před 2 měsíci +1190

    Ten bucks says grian starts a rebellion against himself.

    • @auraFireblood
      @auraFireblood Před 2 měsíci +43

      He starts a rebellion against the snails with scar

    • @ttry1152
      @ttry1152 Před 2 měsíci +18

      Ornsomeone hires cleo to make arnour stand anarchists

    • @IXScasualty
      @IXScasualty Před 2 měsíci +15

      I would if someone put me on hold for three minutes

    • @0rionx
      @0rionx Před 2 měsíci +5

      I am going to leave this comment here for if you're correct

    • @LorenHillman-Allbrighton
      @LorenHillman-Allbrighton Před 2 měsíci +3

      Il take that on you bro

  • @definitelybenny
    @definitelybenny Před 2 měsíci +2112

    Now all green needs to do is hook up the jukebox with the music disc to a button so that way he can literally push a button to put you on hold

    • @noahsmethers9339
      @noahsmethers9339 Před 2 měsíci +90

      That’s one I hadn’t heard before 😂

    • @devanshmishra3338
      @devanshmishra3338 Před 2 měsíci +150

      who is this green character?

    • @agentranger
      @agentranger Před 2 měsíci +50

      oh green... he is my favourite

    • @Ixarus6713
      @Ixarus6713 Před 2 měsíci +63

      Get Mumbo to do it for him in a redstoning contract...
      For which Mumbo has to fill out a redstone safety form. 😂😂😂

    • @Blockh3qd
      @Blockh3qd Před 2 měsíci +3

      All green? (Brian)

  • @LankiBomber
    @LankiBomber Před 2 měsíci +30

    Bro has really left us on hold 😭

  • @karlpage181
    @karlpage181 Před 2 měsíci +19

    This is the best thing we have seen on Hermitcraft. For the past few days, my son keeps asking me "what is the base blooben test?" So I can out him on hold and pretend to be Scar!! 😂😂😂

  • @Slackbot
    @Slackbot Před 2 měsíci +716

    The Blooben Test is the most chobblesome piece of paperwork I've seen in a long time.

    • @jameskaazaeros7087
      @jameskaazaeros7087 Před 2 měsíci +36

      A most excellent use of chobblesome! 🦜

    • @whisperingchicken2993
      @whisperingchicken2993 Před 2 měsíci +35

      it has been a while since ive seen someone with such an advanced vocabulary. great use of chobblesome😂😂

    • @sepehr13811
      @sepehr13811 Před 2 měsíci +6

      That was GREAT😂

    • @salmi2luccio
      @salmi2luccio Před 2 měsíci +27

      Peolpe who want a permit should be asked if they have consumed milksog recently

    • @Starrie-o
      @Starrie-o Před 2 měsíci +2

      I do agree

  • @mr_e_official1
    @mr_e_official1 Před 2 měsíci +1060

    "Welcome back to the next episode of Permitcraft"
    I'm gonna miss Fishcraft.

    • @auraFireblood
      @auraFireblood Před 2 měsíci +15

      *permitcraft

    • @AjaxXavior
      @AjaxXavior Před 2 měsíci +30

      There was Hermitcraft then there was Fishcraft and then Permitcraft and now Buttoncraft (Ren’s video)

    • @roiwelboren9302
      @roiwelboren9302 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Fiiiiiiiiiiiiishhhhhh

    • @Null-Z3ro
      @Null-Z3ro Před 2 měsíci +6

      "Goodbye, Fishcraft and HELLOO Permitcraft!"

    • @mr_e_official1
      @mr_e_official1 Před 2 měsíci +8

      @@AjaxXavior if there will be a war this season, "Welcome to the next episode of Warcraft"

  • @parkerlewis7002
    @parkerlewis7002 Před 2 měsíci +15

    I love that this season is a lot smaller builds, taking it easy and slowing down. Then enjoying the game and making fine details to make the limited space come alive!

  • @nekopuppet
    @nekopuppet Před 2 měsíci +14

    9:37
    i love how genuine this "noo" is

  • @starsalight
    @starsalight Před 2 měsíci +753

    "Imagine if I got something really terrible, like, I don't know, red sand or something." I love Wels.

  • @ez4sleezy.
    @ez4sleezy. Před 2 měsíci +577

    Grain went from starting resistances to resisting resistances to making a government corporation thats resists 😂

    • @thomasw4422
      @thomasw4422 Před 2 měsíci +35

      Grian's true nature: be a menace

    • @night4138
      @night4138 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@thomasw4422 A menace to Hermit society

  • @littleroseyapplecheeks3256
    @littleroseyapplecheeks3256 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Honestly, the Plese Hold music is great to just fish to. Such a bop. But putting Scar on hold every time he asked about the Blooben Test, was fricken hilarious.

  • @thatguyisaiahwolfe3208
    @thatguyisaiahwolfe3208 Před 2 měsíci +10

    grain's putting us on hold

    • @JusticeForViolas
      @JusticeForViolas Před 2 měsíci +6

      I was thinking:
      It’s been seven days since he last uploaded
      Today is Friday
      See where I’m going with this?

    • @thatguyisaiahwolfe3208
      @thatguyisaiahwolfe3208 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@JusticeForViolassadly I do

  • @On3Hand3dClap
    @On3Hand3dClap Před 2 měsíci +1073

    The motto for most Hermits this season appears to be either 'Working hard' or 'Hardly working.' And true to form, Grian never fails to deliver Tier S content. 😁

    • @alexisblack8921
      @alexisblack8921 Před 2 měsíci +49

      Grian simultaneously emulating both mottos this season. 😂

    • @gleb.salmanov
      @gleb.salmanov Před 2 měsíci +11

      @@alexisblack8921He just focusin' on what's important. Which is pleasing Poseidon.

    • @PastaV4
      @PastaV4 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@gleb.salmanovyes, its very important to keep poseidon happy

  • @strbourne
    @strbourne Před 2 měsíci +733

    As a suggestion to make it even more governmental:
    To even have access to the MJYAAFK06 as shown in the video in the first place, the hermits need to fill out a Y2K86 Form and a MYJAAFK06 Form. Here is a basic idea for the forms:
    Y2K86:
    - Username
    - Date Of Birth
    - Place Of Birth
    - Location Of Residence (xyz coordinates of their front door)
    MYJAAFK06:
    - Username
    - Date Of Birth
    - Place Of Birth
    - Location Of Residence (xyz coordinates of their front door)
    - Item For Which The Permit Is Necessary
    - Pledge That All The Information In The Form Is Complete And True
    For any document that requires a location of a front door, if the Hermit in question doesn't have a front door (a.k.a. Mumbo), they must fill in form BBBBB12, which requires 4 coordinate points that create a perimeter around their base, proof of residence (which needs to be notarized by a legally approved Hermit), and proof that the residence does not include a front door (which needs to be notarized by a DIFFERENT legally approved Hermit). That form must be attached to ANY document that requires a location of a front door.
    On top of those two forms, they need to hand in a valid piece of identification, which must include, well, you probably guessed by now.
    Once they've done that, a file is open in their name with a unique 6 digit number, which they are given verbally at the same time as the MJYAAFK06 Form. They MUST remember that number and give it to you back once the form is filled in, otherwise they can't access their file and have to restart the process.
    And, of course, if they don't submit the completed MJYAAFK06 Form with their file number within a certain time limit of it being issued to them, you close their file and they have to restart the whole process.
    Basically, have them fill out multiple forms, with redundant information, to even be allowed to have access to the actual form, and include a lot of unnecessary paperwork that is easy to lose and with similar names that are easy to confuse.
    (Can you tell that this was inspired by actual events?)

    • @Junnneee
      @Junnneee Před 2 měsíci +78

      You know how to bureaucracy!

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Před 2 měsíci

      And this right here, is why the British Empire, and by extension the United Kingdom *Should* be called out for their past actions. Specifically the action of the invention of modern civil services, which were originally intended to cripple our colonies ability to function and become a global power, through overcomplicated bureaucracy...
      Only to then have the bright idea to install it in our own government and cripple ourselves as well.

    • @schulteq
      @schulteq Před 2 měsíci +60

      Make this person a world leader IMMEDIATELY they know POLITICS!! 😂

    • @_OddFrogs
      @_OddFrogs Před 2 měsíci +92

      another great idea that i think would be really funny is when Scar finally comes back with the form completed, Grain could say "sorry this form is outdated and thereby void" and just continue the cycle

    • @mohammedtunkiwala6855
      @mohammedtunkiwala6855 Před 2 měsíci +23

      That is the pain everyone want the hermits to experience 🎉😊

  • @mkinnune29
    @mkinnune29 Před 2 měsíci +6

    the honesty about the office hours and breaks is hilarious

  • @matronyme3402
    @matronyme3402 Před 2 měsíci +7

    I thought of a few ideas with the permits' forms (which maybe other people thought of too, credits to them if that's the case) :
    - You should make a few questions that can invert or invalidate the other questions. For example, if the Hermits answer yes to "Does the item meet the criteria of the base blooben test ?", they would need to say no to "have you ran around Gem's base 10 times today". If they answered no to the first one, they would then need to say yes to the second one, or else it would be denied. You could make it change the needed answers of previous questions too
    - You could also set some questions that don't need to be answered if the Hermits said yes or no to the previous ones (or the next questions, so they don't know it in advance), like "Did you mine 3 diamonds in the past few weeks ?* (if yes proceed to page 15)",
    - Or questions referring to other pages which are not related at all ("How do you feel ? * see page 4" --> "what is your permit neeeded for ?"), just to make things more confusing
    - And you could also add some sort of survey system in which you ask the Hermits ' opinion in less than 4 words (depending on the answer, you may or may not accept their demand)
    - Oh and maybe add a verification system in which the Hermits need to prove their identity by filling another form, and make it super slow, like where they need a few minecraft day and night cycles to pass, before telling them if their identity has been confirmed, then that their form has been denied, and they need to wait a few minutes before filling another one (but you close the department for the day right before they finish it)

  • @Departmentofnaturalresources
    @Departmentofnaturalresources Před 2 měsíci +654

    I think the only improvement he could make to the hold music is for it to stop occasionally and say “thank you for holding our staff are currently busy your inquiry is important to us and we will get back to you at our nearest convenience” meanwhile grian is just outside the window fishing in a pond

    • @oxilef8471
      @oxilef8471 Před 2 měsíci +59

      HE NEEDS TO ADD A POND
      he fishing and if somebody comes over he's like "Sorry im on my lunch break" and keep fishing

    • @nobinary2296
      @nobinary2296 Před 2 měsíci +1

      You are a mad evil genius.... I love it~❤

    • @Departmentofnaturalresources
      @Departmentofnaturalresources Před 2 měsíci +3

      I had another one of one of those rope things that they use to queue but it’s a maze of dead ends and only leads back outside
      Another of a next window please custom pumpkin sign that comes up if anyone gets to the desk the final window being a nitwit villager with a bed sleeping on the job
      And a final one of grian having a escape shoot where he hits a button trapdoor opens a gone fishing sign comes up and he pops out at the pond

    • @Nike-gs8ig
      @Nike-gs8ig Před 2 měsíci

      Tried to reach a local doctor because I had a painful ear infection for over two weeks. The pain, frusration and annoying music/thanks for my "patience" made me want to kill someone. I wasn't being patient. I was in pain with no other choice but to wait. And I still didn't get help.

  • @bluenono3821
    @bluenono3821 Před 2 měsíci +707

    The base blooben test, when performed properly, properly displays the findle accuracy of the base's disynchronous glostules. It makes sense the the Permit Department would request such a task given that all shops divulge multicapillarity signals to the central server founded on yelkim quilt technology. Without a positive test result from the Base Blooben Test, the woldreskic templistuists could be misaligned leading to a staggering zundfine shutdown across all grystic access terminals. Hopefully this can be helpful for all inquiring. ❤

    • @Nerdy1729
      @Nerdy1729 Před 2 měsíci +76

      The ambibadiguity in this comment is astoundingly low

    • @chrono9503
      @chrono9503 Před 2 měsíci +45

      this sentence is ridiculously eloquent. There is virtually no way one would be confused.

    • @klentastic87
      @klentastic87 Před 2 měsíci +30

      My mind has been scrambled, boiled, fried, insert other way to cook eggs here.

    • @SkellymanScallywag
      @SkellymanScallywag Před 2 měsíci

      poached, eaten raw, throwed at elon musk (he is hot), farting on it.@@klentastic87

    • @Lectrikfro
      @Lectrikfro Před 2 měsíci +9

      Did you used to sell Retro Encabulators for Rockwell Automations

  • @josephburnett2611
    @josephburnett2611 Před 2 měsíci +7

    If you want a real challenge next hermitcraft season i got you. Everyone builds seperate bases which eventually makes an entire city every hermitcraft season so hear me out. I think next hermit craft series you guys should challenge yourselves to build only 1 massive mega build town nestled in an extremely large mountian range. You can split up the work based on each others strengths. No individual bases. Every hermit will be bunking together in a massive building like a manor or castle. And all resources are shared. Now the tough part. Everyone has 5 lives. And the world spawns a boss wither every week as well as a small army of mobs that try to destroy your build. Your jobs is to complete the build while defending it from the weekly raid against your city. And just for additional difficulty the wither army will spawn at a random time every week so you can't prepare everyone for it. I call this mode Mega Base Raids.

  • @finalina3443
    @finalina3443 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Grian sneaking in work was the best part of my day

  • @mia-sq5sg
    @mia-sq5sg Před 2 měsíci +388

    "Imagine if I got something really terrible like I dunno Red Sand or something" MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT AT ALL XDDD

  • @theoctolingwarmaster6562
    @theoctolingwarmaster6562 Před 2 měsíci +339

    Grian the average office worker who has a passion for fishing, along with gem a lighthouse owner, being indoctrinated into a two person cult through the worship of the eldritch abominations known as 'The Snails' which fell from the stars to cause chaos.

  • @10cutecaboose
    @10cutecaboose Před 2 měsíci +9

    I like how when he puts scar on hold, he just looks at him and doesn’t even do anything.

  • @SmoodGraphics59
    @SmoodGraphics59 Před 2 měsíci +5

    18:08 I love how serious he’s taking it it’s hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @just_a_regular_guy9397
    @just_a_regular_guy9397 Před 2 měsíci +214

    Okay hear me out. Grian needs a ender stasis chamber with a button behind the counter that activates the hold music and teleports him away.

  • @shhinysilver1720
    @shhinysilver1720 Před 2 měsíci +725

    Idea: embrace the chest monster on the docks, and give them a sort of cargo crate theme, like how they have tons of barrels and crates on the little wooden platforms

    • @GaiaTheLeafwing
      @GaiaTheLeafwing Před 2 měsíci +42

      barge 2.0

    • @clian_percen
      @clian_percen Před 2 měsíci

      ​@GaiaTheLeafwing i would love that-

    • @KoolKittKat4679
      @KoolKittKat4679 Před 2 měsíci

      THIS.

    • @Fyrefrye
      @Fyrefrye Před 2 měsíci +2

      Make it a slight modification of the final storage "system" he used at the end of season 9 where he had themed "rocks" where he would store chests and shulkers of those items. Just make those into dock-themed huts, crates, and sheds. It would honestly fit perfectly into the whole "buys dockyard" theme he has going on.

    • @ddwa352
      @ddwa352 Před 2 měsíci

      @@KoolKittKat4679 that

  • @fahriagung-_.
    @fahriagung-_. Před 2 měsíci +3

    7:05 I don't know why I laughed for no reason when I saw Scar's reaction 🤣

  • @greenzleaf
    @greenzleaf Před 2 měsíci +4

    4:30 If I had a nickel for every time Grian had said „Gem and I“ I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

  • @starpaladin6294
    @starpaladin6294 Před 2 měsíci +512

    The amount of psychological trauma scar is going to get from that hold music is going to be INSANE.
    I’ve seen ptsd but now every music disk scar sees will probably trigger fight or flight

    • @ttry1152
      @ttry1152 Před 2 měsíci +16

      Now thay scar has a hawkeye bow. Probably fighr

    • @WJF441
      @WJF441 Před 2 měsíci +6

      The hold music is going to scar Scar

    • @piece26047
      @piece26047 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Scarred for life

  • @sharinganwolf2784
    @sharinganwolf2784 Před 2 měsíci +566

    Grian putting Scar on hold is genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen since season 7. This is HILARIOUS.

    • @everythingpizzaandknuckles6268
      @everythingpizzaandknuckles6268 Před 2 měsíci +5

      I agree so much. Season 7 was my favorite season, but so far season 10 is giving it a run for its money

  • @Fallout-kidvault111
    @Fallout-kidvault111 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Dude I wish these episodes would come out quicker I am running out of things to watch

  • @4sent4
    @4sent4 Před 2 měsíci +2

    19:00 strong "in the beninging" vibes

  • @Allunary
    @Allunary Před 2 měsíci +441

    Wels absolutely already knowing about the red sand thing was hilarious! And the permit office is horrifying, as it should be. You can really feel the fear and discontempt rolling off of Scar in waves.

    • @Anticaat
      @Anticaat Před 2 měsíci +3

      truly horrifying

  • @CFRgaming
    @CFRgaming Před 2 měsíci +584

    Grian has ended up doing more work than actually just giving the Hermits their Permits

    • @eMeLE3
      @eMeLE3 Před 2 měsíci +15

      Putting more work to do less work!

    • @ThatOneLadyOverHere
      @ThatOneLadyOverHere Před 2 měsíci +25

      Yes, but he gets to frustrate people while doing it. It's like the ultimate prank, so it is a job he enjoys doing.

    • @Craeonkie
      @Craeonkie Před 2 měsíci

      If he does work now he doesn't have to next time!!!

    • @ouroboros_1355
      @ouroboros_1355 Před 2 měsíci

      He’d work all night to make sure nothing got done

    • @eMeLE3
      @eMeLE3 Před 2 měsíci

      Working hard to be hardly working

  • @_Kamura_
    @_Kamura_ Před měsícem +2

    I think the permit office will be one of my favorite jokes of the season

  • @saltysalat8823
    @saltysalat8823 Před 2 měsíci +4

    The Permit Office, might be one of my favourite bits on the hermit server!

  • @apolloisnotashirt
    @apolloisnotashirt Před 2 měsíci +797

    Grian and Gem just giggling after Scar baffles at the three snails is just... pure bliss ☺️ such strong sibling energy.

  • @IAmDuobur
    @IAmDuobur Před 2 měsíci +525

    Gem and Grian just being like "Those snails are such talented builders" over and over and scar just trying to talk to the snails lmao.

  • @faith7843
    @faith7843 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The putting scar on hold bit gave me some really good giggles and I need that after a stressful few days with academics

  • @BlassassinT
    @BlassassinT Před 2 měsíci +3

    Idea:
    Car alarm made with bells of mob head note block sounds that goes off every 5 minutes

  • @kaitlynfarley6745
    @kaitlynfarley6745 Před 2 měsíci +249

    I love how Wels watches everyone's videos, so he knows everything lol

    • @zydn
      @zydn Před 2 měsíci +7

      good to see him finally have some presence this season, he really hasn't had any since like s7

  • @benajmindavis
    @benajmindavis Před 2 měsíci +723

    Honestly I like the "please hold" song, it is pretty catchy and I like seeing people stress over if Brian will come back or not

    • @user-of4nj9wz1h
      @user-of4nj9wz1h Před 2 měsíci +81

      Who is this Brian character?

    • @docclock1662
      @docclock1662 Před 2 měsíci +5

      I just realized that that song reminds me so much of the Build-A-Bear Workshop video game cuz those terms are so similar

    • @lvlinty
      @lvlinty Před 2 měsíci +19

      ​@@user-of4nj9wz1hBrian is the guy that called the artist "john-oh"

    • @bluscorpion5363
      @bluscorpion5363 Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@docclock1662the tune when theres no lyrics is Work from season 7

    • @Blockh3qd
      @Blockh3qd Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-of4nj9wz1h Autocorrect of grian

  • @fuzzydrake2716
    @fuzzydrake2716 Před měsícem +2

    You capturing Scar's reaction to Larry is just fantastic.

  • @squeegjayy
    @squeegjayy Před 2 měsíci +2

    Grian... you are SADISTIC...
    I love it.

  • @ArchieDude-ml2ek
    @ArchieDude-ml2ek Před 2 měsíci +206

    You should make a line of armour stands in the permit office with a sign saying “please wait in line” lol

    • @sagejungwirth4155
      @sagejungwirth4155 Před 2 měsíci +10

      He needs make a roped off line area with waiting armor stands

    • @justinterry8894
      @justinterry8894 Před 2 měsíci +6

      And add a number ticket system so they have to wait for their number to be called.

    • @Tedioooo
      @Tedioooo Před 2 měsíci +2

      or even just a long que that snakes through the whole building and its completely empty

    • @Tedioooo
      @Tedioooo Před 2 měsíci +4

      @justinterry8894 Oh that's even better! Imagine their number is 78 and Grain calls 76, 77, and then 79 😂

    • @justinterry8894
      @justinterry8894 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Tedioooo or the number like 900 and he starts at 1 and goes very slowly.

  • @t3kscarecrow474
    @t3kscarecrow474 Před 2 měsíci +258

    Add a "vent" (trapdoor) on one of the sides as the main entrance so they have to crawl through the ventialation to get in.

  • @Slender35435
    @Slender35435 Před 2 měsíci +5

    We need an upload schedule…..😢

  • @spider_brine9200
    @spider_brine9200 Před měsícem +3

    20:54 not gonna lie, it's a wonderful tune

  • @Exso-
    @Exso- Před 2 měsíci +631

    scar, gem, and grians dynamic with the big snail is giving “older brother playing along with younger siblings” and i love it ( 3:09 )

    • @ingridf3rnanda
      @ingridf3rnanda Před 2 měsíci +16

      i need a Joel (Beans) snail

    • @quasar4229
      @quasar4229 Před 2 měsíci +4

      ....That's actually really wholesome-

  • @1st1anarkissed
    @1st1anarkissed Před 2 měsíci +327

    You need to set up a website where you sort of explain the questions but it gets more confusing. Then you can answer, "everything is on the website."

    • @rowanahedley9578
      @rowanahedley9578 Před 2 měsíci +15

      My mum once phone up whoever it was because the thing on the wrbsite wasnt working. The automated vocie said something along the lines of "you can now do such and such and such and such on the website" and then like promptly hung up on her.

    • @ThatOneLadyOverHere
      @ThatOneLadyOverHere Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@rowanahedley9578I had an experience like that a couple weeks ago! I called multuple times and tried everything I could, but it refused to give me over to customer service. I told it "representative" and it said "I understand you want to talk to someone, but I need this info 1st," then as soon as you give that info it gives you the stats on the package, wishes you a good day and hangs up. Tried giving it a wrong number, absolutely anything I could think of, but no. Nothing. I was gonna say "the absolute worst," but I tried to call the IRS about my tax return during the pandemic when it was 3 months after it should have been in my bamk account and ended up having to call Intuit to see if they had any idea why I wasn't getting my money back, surprisingly actually got a solid theory as to why from them. Got my tax return a whole year or so after submiting it with no explanation from the IRS.

  • @sirtainlee8725
    @sirtainlee8725 Před 2 měsíci +5

    8:57 govt forms and contradicting instructions

  • @ahaha272
    @ahaha272 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Griannnn we’ve been on hold for a whole week 😢😢

  • @maysee2515
    @maysee2515 Před 2 měsíci +169

    Grian should make a book shelf within the office with a variety of books "explaining" the various tests and terms on the forms, and tell the hermits that they need to go study them, but have a bunch of random similarly named things in the books, and have no (understandable ) organization system for the books, so the hermits have to flip through like a dozen books to find what they are looking for

    • @Eclipse.clover
      @Eclipse.clover Před 2 měsíci +11

      and they need a form to get permission to access the books -🐁

    • @stoffelthedestroyer3741
      @stoffelthedestroyer3741 Před 2 měsíci +7

      and the book that you actually need is stored in the backroom...

    • @Eclipse.clover
      @Eclipse.clover Před 2 měsíci

      @@stoffelthedestroyer3741 BACKROOMS MENTIONED /s

  • @ryanlovell6612
    @ryanlovell6612 Před 2 měsíci +637

    What if you set up more music discs that would randomly play advertisements for the DHP or your own shops when you put someone on hold. Might be a lot of work, but would surely annoy the hermits more during a hold period. You could also make a profit by allowing hermits to sell advertisements to their shops for a high price. Great work on the episode Grian!

    • @ldyvaporeon9944
      @ldyvaporeon9944 Před 2 měsíci +28

      Put the HCBBS from season 7. Welcome to the hermitcraft big barge sweep

    • @kararichard7534
      @kararichard7534 Před 2 měsíci +1

      It becomes an MLM - Minecraft Level Marketing

  • @JeLly_is_great
    @JeLly_is_great Před 2 měsíci +3

    It’s the return of Gary the snail

  • @lordvetinari1331
    @lordvetinari1331 Před měsícem +2

    18:30 PERRY THE PLAYPUS

  • @travishudson9796
    @travishudson9796 Před 2 měsíci +307

    2:09 Scar calling out Larry the Snail from Season 7 is perfect and made my day (:

  • @lonereaper4287
    @lonereaper4287 Před 2 měsíci +283

    Grian is already giving scar a pavlovian reaction to the words:
    "I'm gonna have to put you on hold"
    The entire bit is genius grian!

  • @EmilyGDesign
    @EmilyGDesign Před 2 měsíci +2

    Popping down here again, to say THANK YOU again, for the wonderful, color-coded captions. I appreciate them so much :) thank you!

  • @hello-and-goodbye
    @hello-and-goodbye Před 2 měsíci +1

    grian casually going “huh, I didn’t know they could build” at 2:45 is so funny, it’s so reminiscent of the john mulaney horse in a hospital elevator bit to me

  • @coulsonintahiti
    @coulsonintahiti Před 2 měsíci +230

    Form "Mumbo Jumbo you are AFK" with a reference to season 6?
    The music, the forms, the suit- This is a very nostalgic episode.

  • @protossinator
    @protossinator Před 2 měsíci +265

    I LOVE the "Work all day" hold music. It makes me so happy to see callbacks to past seasons and Grian music like that :))). Jono knocked it out of the park!!!

  • @Stalem8sam
    @Stalem8sam Před 2 měsíci +3

    Make the office only open during the night - then you can only access it when someone doesn't sleep

  • @lbear4292
    @lbear4292 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I'd love a compilation of grian and gem doing snail shenanigans at the end of the season/snail storyline

  • @Brecornaut
    @Brecornaut Před 2 měsíci +2024

    Started with Doc this morning, and Scar uploaded when I finished Doc, and now Grian upload right when I finish Scar. I also have Gem to look forward to. This season has encouraged me to watch many more hermits, and it so much more fun.

    • @Elias___
      @Elias___ Před 2 měsíci +54

      You forgot pearlie's upload

    • @stanjohnson2013
      @stanjohnson2013 Před 2 měsíci +20

      Same. I started with doc, then Gem, now Grian

    • @dalightnbolt
      @dalightnbolt Před 2 měsíci +19

      this is my first season lol

    • @Skaichii
      @Skaichii Před 2 měsíci +10

      Literally did the same thing haha

    • @brittsdiaryy
      @brittsdiaryy Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@dalightnboltme tooo

  • @ohnme9557
    @ohnme9557 Před 2 měsíci +54

    "What's the Blooben test?"
    "I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to provide legal advice."

  • @katzatnite90
    @katzatnite90 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Just had an idea, what if you used the interactive bookcases to make a hidden room you can escape to when you put someone on hold? The idea being you would add or remove a book from a specific case that would activate a piston/trap door that closed shortly after. You would put someone on hold, use the bookcase, then run away into a hidden room or through an escape tunnel.

  • @UnKnown-xl1iy
    @UnKnown-xl1iy Před 8 dny

    Grian, alongside the other hermits,
    are the most genuine, fun, funny, creative, and wholesome minecraft youtubers I’ve ever seen.
    Never mass producing videos, just documenting their work on the hermitcraft server.
    Never skitting it or turning it into a story, just building and having genuine fun.

  • @ferociouscupcake7952
    @ferociouscupcake7952 Před 2 měsíci +139

    “Permit craft.” Just wonderful.

  • @loopedieloop
    @loopedieloop Před 2 měsíci +169

    I appreciate Grians commitment to turn hermitcraft into a Kafkian nightmare.

  • @StumpsMC
    @StumpsMC Před 2 měsíci +4

    This is too good! 💀 10:21 puts scar on hold not once but three times then left him behind! 😂🤣

  • @markosorginos5632
    @markosorginos5632 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Hey bro when’s the next video coming out??
    (I’m asking for a friend)