Hermitcraft 10: Episode 10 - INDUSTRIAL EXPANSION
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- Hermitcraft 10: Episode 10 - INDUSTRIAL EXPANSION Grian is back on hermitcraft and making some farms!
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#hermitcraft #minecraft - Hry
I like fun
First Reply!!!!
Don't we all?
(I hope so, everyone should have some fun)
Hey Scar
Hi Scar!
Scar what’s your opinion on slavery
Scar being miserable and patiently waiting while Joel basically holds Grian at gunpoint. Perfectly summarizes both of their characters
How does Scar survive the life series😅
Just leaving this here. Can grian make an actual line made of armor stands waiting in line at the permit office. So they'll be always stuck at the end.
@LiveInEureka he won Secret Life somehow
Yess definitely lol
Joel did PRECISELY what I'd do to Grian if he put me on hold like that for no reason
I really hope that Grian puts a "employee of the month" wall in the permit office and it's just all him. Tho I have a feeling the inside might never get finished. Call it a hunch 😂
For all but one week, let it be serious Grian, and in that week, let it be FisherGrian.
No it should be whichever hermit puts up with being on hold for the longest
Then he’ll start giving the employee of the month to forms and books and lamps in the office 😂
The interior not being decorated is so on par w a real permit office 😂
Employee of the month should be the broken door.
“If we didn’t follow the rules there’d be anarchy!”
Also grain when government exists: 💥💥💥💥
GRAIN?!?!?! WHO IS THIS GRAIN CHARACTER?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (Ongoing hermitcraft joke)
This "Grain" charcter seems to be popping up ledt and right, good sir. May you please fill me in on whomever it is? (Sarcasm)
Giran
WHO IS THIS GRAIN CHARACTER????
may I ask where this fellow grain is?
The pure panic in X's voice when he realized he didn't have a permit for the shop he built 2 feet away from the permit office 😂
I don't think the permit office gonna do anything, when was the last time they got productive anyway? 😂
it's not a shop. it's a membership. it's the same as buying into a club and paying a small fee for achieving milestones.
My dad once built a deck without a permit. Which would have been fine if the person who does the deck permits for the city hadn't moved in 3 doors down. Turns out of course, that person didn't have a permit for the deck he built either, so it wormed out lol.
But does he have a permit to sell the membership?@@aharonvarna5992
And the fact that he wasn't bothered about it is amazing 😂
I love how Joel's reaction and Scar's reaction to being put on hold are both "No," but in very different ways.
Scar: Nooooooooo! :(
Joel: No. >:|
Scar:- please no, mum I can't be home at time T-T
Joel:- Nope, you don't put me on hold when it's not your working hours >:(
scar politely suffers in silence, meanwhile Joel immediately turns to violence
@@alliecrown2125 this comment rhymes 💀
Scar: HELP!
Joel: *stab*
I love the different reactions betweeen Scar and Yoel being placed on hold. Scar starts crying, Joel goes insane in the background
I see no difference
Yoel lmaoooo
(Joel voice) GRIAN!!!!!!!! GIVE ME THE DUPLICATE PERMITS!!!!!!!
YO YO YO ITS YOEL YO
idk why, but "Ah, you're in luck!" right as it cuts away from Grian advancing towards the chicken is hilarious to me.
It happend as soon as i read this
16:43 btw
I feel like Grian should hire an "assistant" at the permit office who is completely useless, and doesn't know any of the forms, so they constantly have to ask Grian.
Thus allowing Grian to actively waste two Hermit's time simultaneously.
Would be even funnier if the assistant knew one ultra obscure thing that will likely never happen like: form to request the trade of a permit between two hermits involved in a feud that wish to trade permits while simultaneously skydiving.
When it comes to that form the assistant knows EXACTLY where the form is, how to fill and file it etc.
This would be so funny
There's so many Hermits that can act that out;
Ren: Drama Queen
Iskall: Unhinged
Keralis: I don't know about this
Bdubs: Professional Assistant
The assistant should be ren
@@sylpherionesomehow I don't see Iskall agreeing to it.
He should get villager and station him at the permit office. Make it look like they’re always open
Grian, I don't think the DHP office is annoying enough. You know what it _really_ needs? A queue. Don't open the office until a certain number of Hermits need to go there (the number is random between 2-5), and once in, each one has to push a button on a dispenser where they take a number (random between 1 - 100), then you go up slowly until their number is called, and _that's_ where you annoy them with the music while the rest have to wait for their turn.
🤣
You’re evil. I love this 😂
This is absolutely evil XD
everyone needs to like this, bc this is an awesome idea
Ok satin.
You evil little-
The composter is there for Lag Reduction, when a hopper has nothing over it, its CONSTANTLY checking if there is any items it can pick up which causes a lot of lag on servers.
When a container is placed on top of a hopper it only needs to check each slot that a container holds, and because a composter only has one slot (for the bonemeal it makes) its the most efficient at reducing lag! Breaking the composter wont break the contraption, it just might cause some minor lag. Hope this gives a little insight!
(Question asked @ 6:40 )
I've often wondered why putting a solid block on top doesn't shut of the checking completely.
Mojang is actually working on implementing something like this.
@@thomasw4422 because hoppers can collect through some solid blocks (afaik).
the 1.20.5 snapshot adds that though
Alright red stone man, why did he have to make the note blocks a specific tone
@@seanihm4581 I don’t think it mattered tbh lmao
Gotta love Joel holding Grian at swordpoint the whole way to the office.
(Joel voice) Get going. Now.
I love how Grian was attempting to create the most extreme stereotypes of a permit office... and somehow Joel managed to become the most extreme, annoying stereotype of a customer... annoys Grian in extreme ways until he opens, then requests the most rediculous thing, complaining the whole time XD
Joel basically roleplayed as a karen
Thank you so much @Grian for using the design! yes it requires a little tweaking for multiplayer servers. It worked really well on our SMP. Well done for becoming a Redstone GOD!!!
This needs more likes.
That's our Dino!
J6 !!! WAY TO GO!!!
❤❤
Well done on the initial machine design sir or ma'am! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
19:05 I feel like I've been brainwashed by the fisherman, because now clean-shaven Grian looks so wrong.
Joel and grian getting into a SCREAMING fight around 15:57 had me DYING
I need Lizzie and Mrs. Grian’s POV of this omg😂
Just *MUFFLED ANGERY SCREECHING*
The permit office's second door should be a parkour challenge that *literally* makes you jump through hoops to get in
And then just leads to a wall. No fancy redstone door or anything, just a wall they have to mine through
Brilliant idea
I would have had them crawl through "vents" to get in
@@DarkXWolf17-If-yk-ykit leads to a wall with a dumpster and air con
LOL
17:18 Grian really likes easter eggs in these permits, huh? MRVSHEP07 = Mycelium Resistance VS Hermit Environment Protection, Season 7. Nice.
(The one for Scar's was MJYAAFK06 = Mumbo Jumbo You Are AFK, Season 6; I'll admit I didn't notice until I saw it on TVTropes.)
Cool
What's next?
ISMB08?
lol
@@KP-cb4sy no next is BAB08
Wait. Hermitcraft is on TV Tropes?!
When Joel comes back and says he put the eyes on the skull, you should be like "you... you do realize that's vandalism right? You've just defaced Gem's property, sorry I can't help someone with this kind of criminal record"
the redstone experience is such a great metaphor for coding.. something so simple solves the problem more efficiently than anything complicated
And you have no idea why this part is necessary but if you remove it everything breaks
ah yes, recursion.
Grian's permit office is going to end one of two ways:
1: People just ignore permits and do what they want
2: An armored bulldozer snail drives through the permit office
I honestly want to see the second option
I’d like to see the second one
number two might be too political for hermitcraft, but itd be fun to see
Second one sounds like fun
It would be a reference to the killdozer.@@dragonfireinfernus336
9:00 Grain discovering what it feels like to fix a bug in programming, really does make you feel like you are the master of reality for a bit- until the next bug comes along.
Yeah, I was waiting for G to say he gets it now, and this must be why people enjoy doing it... and then start to lean more redstone-y from here on. At least he peered into the minds of those who're redstone addicts lol
That's exactly what I thought lmao, I know that feeling very well
@@hazelnut2002 I don't think the feeling of "ohh I fixed it!" Is the reason people want to learn or keep doing it
I would say "oh i fixed it" is exactly why people love doing red stone no matter which part of the building is the satisfying part to them, the middle bits and bugs or the completion of the machine to solve a problem of materials or function.
@@mariotheundyingthat “oh I fixed it” moment is exactly why I’m studying computer engineering and why I like redstone. It’s highly addictive
Grian: "I don't know how redstoners make this entertaining!"
Also Grian: *proceeds to make literal bureaucracy entertaining*
Fr lol
The pride and joy in grians voice when he was talking about him fixing the farm made me feel so good for him. Good job Grain👍
Joel taking the "We the people" approach towards the bureaucracy of the permit office.
do you meen will of the people btw grate song
@@jimmyg3835 "we the people" as in the US Consitution (we like guns :) )
@@thedyingmeme6💀💀💀
Grian should start putting tasks around is base that he actually wants done into the forms. Free labor!
"Have you, to the best of your ability, finished the back of Grian's base?"
im 100% shore grian and the permet office wood long last one week if he started doing that
HE BROUGHT BACK THE "I SEE NO GOD UP HERE EXCEPT ME"!! WOOOOOO! 8:55
What if you do sign the books so you can duplicate them, but make the customers of the Hermit Permit type them all out with all the questions and answers and then they sign it. It means less work for you and more work for them.😂
Grian: "Sorry, the Permit Office is closed."
Joel: *draws weapon*
Grian: "Permit Office is now open."
It's like pulling out the 100% discount
@@orein1880 *101% discount activated*
Joel: *bulldozes permit office*
It's "Grian's Intervention" 2.0
It worked for them. It works now. :')
@@jwalster9412 Hermitcraft Killdozer?
Grian's new "Pesky Bird" alt is now "Clever Mollusks," epic
I love how as they run away, they do f5 and the snail is gone.
Alright. I’ll accept this.
Let’s see how the fan art does it.
@@wynnefox oh yeh, I didn't notice that 😂
But Snails Are Gastropods.
@@darianleyer5777and molluscs. Gastropoda is the class, Mollusca is the phylum.
Grian: this bonemeal farm is pretty expensive for some reason
Also Grian: *hopper chains something he could have made out of ice”
Don't let grian see this one- 👀
It’s a Chinese design stolen by theysix with inflated rates so yes this farm was pretty expensive. chromoss would’ve been better
Even when Grian's not at the permit office he manages to make it annoying, we love the smell of bureaucracy!
Love to see people's creative ideas here though!
"Hold on, let me put you on hold" will probably be the sentence EVERY Hermit will fear this season
Anyway…..what?
@mlledupont sorry, I'm going to have to put you in hold
the new "Mumbo, is the moon big?"
@@IAmDuobur *gets lifted into atmosphere*
@@thedyingmeme6💀
For your mushroom shop I say that you basically recreate your sea pickle shop from season 6 and like then, add signs with mushroom puns instead of pickle puns.
Yesss I love that idea so much
I’m not sure if there’s mush-room on the server for that
@@daanstrik4293 lol, exactly
Yes he really should
I'm just going to reply in hopes of making this comment more visible
The permits are like secret life tasks. Grian could include a secret life task and no one would notice.
I am noticing a pattern. Grian is going through American history this season. First colonizing the mountain. Then he revolted against getting an elytra early on. He made the manifest mending episode. Now he is going through the beginning of the industrial revolution. Now we all know what's next.
Grian should have made the permit office extremely accommodating to Joel just to annoy Scar.
Joel: gets regular hours, a one question form and the request granted.
Scar: please hold.
Unlike Scar, Joel can point a gun
scar: "mum i cant come to dinner,im at the permit office"
joel: I.WANT.MY.PERMIT.
JLMFMR Form:
(Joel, Let me Finish my Roof)
A form one must fill out to have the permit office open out of working hours(but you can only get it during open hours)
Grian finding the joy of solving a redstone problem was nice to see. How far we've come
The culmination of all Grians attempts at redstone have led to this moment... INFINITE MUSHROOOOOM
As somebody who's had an entire mushroom-themed rebellion saga in Season 7, I'd say that is poetic.
Vive la résistance!
There so much room for improvement and more red stone bits.
if u wanna save some resources grian at 8:45 you could just place some obsidian or furnaces (non-pushable) where you want them to stop so the stems wont push past the piston wall! :D
H ekllo mysticism
Idk why but I did not expected to find mysticat here :v
yay mysti
Omg hi mysticatttt :]
mysti out here spreadin the knowledge
Since Grian is now a redstone expert, he should now put the jukebox under the floor in the permit office and set up a system to play the record at the press of a button on the reception desk. That way, hermits won't be able to stop the music nor steal the record while they're on hold.
16:41 The way Grian turns to the chicken and says to Joel, "Oh, you're in luck."
I don't know what's making me find this so funny, but Grian disappearing at 16:36 to nonchalantly murder a chicken for a feather (while Joel's on hold) just makes me crease up xD
I would have loved if he had to walk like 2000 blocks to find a chicken and then come back with the feather
@armouredtoadstudios you're evil 😂😂😂😂
@@Dangerman28-if5nlNah it would’ve been funny as hell- imagine how long Joel would have to wait
i love how he cut out him actually killing the chicken as well
Scar: patient, kind, soundly suffering
Joel: JUST. GIVE. ME. THE. DAMN. DUPLICATE PERMIT!!!
Edit: 😮 mommy I’m famous
He should keep a multi shot fireworks crossbow as a deterrent, lol.
the difference, I am laughing so hard 😅
pretty much sums them up as people. imagine if he has to deal with cleo or doc
@@Vox_80 And name it "the rules" ;)
Xisuma: Just do it and ask about permits afterwards.
For the shop, you could do like a cottage core vibe; moss roof, mushrooms on the roof, potions and an overgrown feel on the inside, etc.
I think that could look really cool. >:]
3:52 Grian thinks he's sneaky, but when he says 'TeeHee' If you look behind him, the snail is gone!
I do love that in Grian's effort to make sure he does as little work as possible for the Permit Office, he has in fact continually made more work for himself.
Wait . . . Grian doing redstone? That didn't break down? Or need him to call Etho or Tango or someone? Impossible. That's almost as absurd as the Permit Office helping!
he hasnt been that bad at redstone in a long time lol, he's been steadily improving over the years
Agreed
He fished up the mending book, he's now unstoppable 😅😅
Well, we know the Office is open whenever *when held at swordpoint* , so maybe some Hermit stood off camera with a threatening look in their face while Grian did Redstone good.
A tip I figured out with the horse pen to make it look less obvious is sense horses can’t go through one block ways you can get rid of some of the carpets as long as they don’t make a big enough gap. Hope this helps!
The laugh after “I don’t make the rules!” Was so contagious
I swear I'm never gonna get tired of "Please Hold" and the sighs that follow afterward.
Joel: How does this music not make you insane?
Grian: How do you know I'm not already insane?
Best quote of the season, tbh.
timestamp?
With regards to Redstone, I can guarantee no one shares the work that it took to get to the solution: they only share the final solution. It's genuinely impressive that you figured out that mushroom farm on your own. Don't be embarrassed that it took you time and effort: everyone does, even if it may not look it
14:14
He needs a really slow horse, just for going to the office!
Not a horse. A pig. Any horse would be too fast.
@@EnlistedPlague9 nah just need Zedapths slowest horse from season 9
a mule. specifically breed to be slow
He should purchase a warranty from Keralis, then! Once he does, a suspiciously slow copy of Pluto might just turn up.
mule/pig splashed with max slowness
Small Beans yelling at Grian in chat while he's doing the calmest thing gives me "We need to kick the cheater" vibes.
Lol when he left the server that was him getting kicked for spamming the chat.
17:22 CRYING CHAIRS “please state why on earth you would want a fake duplicate” xDDDDD I CANT I LITERALLY CANT
Composters are advised in modern redstone, especially in servers, because they reduce the lag of hoppers detecting items above them. Instead of detecting for items 20 times per second, it checks the composter’s single “slot” much less because it is a container block. Love your work Grian, good work on the tutorial!
Even if you didn't _invent_ the Mushroom farm design, you did successfully _adapt_ it to your specific needs. That's still impressive and worth being chuffed about!
I love the name of Joel's form. "Mycelium Resistance VS HEP 07"
AH that's what it was!! That's amazing. I wonder if they're all going to be references then? :D
@@imMittensKitten probably, I'm wondering if next one will be a reference to the mooners?
@@box2wy maybe ITMB08 (Is the moon big 08)
@@box2wy ooo yeahh!
Grian is really merciful, I mean, usually officials give you a FILLED form and say: "No, silly, you need to rewrite ALL of this on new paper and then fill it out".
Appreciate your best and most generous official Grian.
I love bureaucracy.
Piglin in hole…
It was brutal…
It wa-WAIT BRUTE-AL
"i dont make the rules - i just think them up and write them down"
this quote by Cartman perfectly epitomises Grians attitude to the permit office ... i love it
Grian looking at the roof in cam mode while Joel was having a mental breakdown in chat cracked me up
22:17 it is so funny that this farm is expensive for grian while i've seen doc's cheap starter farms
The reason why the composter above the hopper is so important is that the hoppers constantly check if an item is above them so it can fall into the hopper and get collected. When you put a container on it (i.e. a chest), the hopper stops checking for items above it, and instead starts checking for items in the container. The reason why you'd use a composter is that the composter has only one slot and that slot can only have bonemeal in it, so the hopper checks for less items, and therefore _reduces lag._
I LOVE how the Hermits are playing along with the permit office. The exasperation is chef's kiss! They could totally go around it, do things in DMs, any other number of things but they stick to it! Joel could have just asked on the side, maybe another Hermit knows even. But no, he does the thing lol
Fun fact MRVSHEP07 references :
Mycelium resistance vs Hermit enviromental protection season 7
dude great job on deciphering that
can't wait for MITMB08
Thank you, I was trying to figure it out
I was wondering what it stood for!
I was hoping someone would be able to figure it out
23:32 'it's piling up' as he opens an empty double chest 😂😂😂
The "Work All Day" remix hold music... wow, how did it take me half the video to realize that???
Well, I watched the videos out of order; that's my excuse
Grian's description of the redstone experience is so real. I don't make original designs but the adjustments feels so rewarding because they're not at all easy. Just easier than the machine itself.
Grian's POV: Funny messing with Joel trying to get duplicate permits
Joel's POV: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
I could watch you bullshit in the permit office all day, it’s so funny and spot on to real life. Great video as usual
Never thought I’d see Grian happy in making red stone.
Permit form idea: make 1 of each form, and then give the another book to write answers in, it makes it more annoying, and you don’t need to make copies, plus if someone comes asking for that form you can say that you don’t have it right now and are waiting for it to be returned
Well, if he is going to have them fill the form separately he can just sign and make copies of them, so claiming he doesn't have the form anymore is a little unreasonable. He would, however, not need to type the books every single time, so he could put the effort into making the forms as long, intricate, and nonsensical as he wishes.
@@PinkMan-cv7wc plus if he leaves them unsigned other hermits might mistakenly sign it… giving a reason to charge them for reimbursement or deny their form
Grian when people have a request at the permit office that you haven’t thought of yet they should have to sign a “creation of a new form” form with yet more inane requirements. You could also make something that randomly generated requirements like Grumbot’s content generator for the permit office to help with creating new forms.
Grian, you shouldve told Joel "we don't have a form for that, so I'm going to need to you to fill out the creation of a new form form" 😂
at 6:43, the purpose of the composter is to prevent lag from hoppers if they dont have anything on top of them, basically every tick thet check for items above them, so to prevent that from happening and lagging the server, putting a composter on top makes it so it omly checks for one thing every tick
6:40 it’s just for lag reduction purposes, hopper has to check a container with just a one space instead of constantly checking for any items above it
can you put a full block to have it check 0 spots? would that help more?
@@barb0za0 Not currently, no. Even with the composter it’s still constantly checking, but the composter only has 1 inventory slot to check so it’s more lag efficient. Mojang finally addresses this in the next update, allowing any solid block to be placed on top of a hopper to stop it from constantly checking for items.
gnembon out here saving redstoners (or at least it is speculated that he's pioneering these quality of life changes)
@@mattyicee thanks for the response!
@@flynnlui7220 I actually asked kingbdogz why they didn't just do it this way a couple of months ago and it seems as though that might have been what prompted the change. Either way it's great having devs who are receptive to the community (even though the tech community might complain a lot)!
Grian serenading Gem with snail science words was absolutely adorable. I love the shenanigan duo chemistry this season.
me tooo :D
The fact that Grian has a mustache bigger than Mumbo’s, and is calling himself a redstone god, shows that you are who you hang out with.
I totally get Grian’s Redstone excitement. I get the same way when I find ways to fix, adapt, or improve another’s Redstone machine. Understanding how they made what they did and how you can change it to better do what you personally want is so satisfying.
I think it would be funny if the only song considered “funky enough” was the hold music.
Grian has done an incredible job making a government in Minecraft that is just as annoying as in real life. I didn't even know it was possible
Mumbo: hasn't made an appearance in at least one episode
Grian: Mumbo always loved redstone
Loving the additional keyboard typing at 18:40. It's not even a huge thing, I just love the fact that it made it in.
Grian, in typical government fashion, doesn't realize that the hassle will be *less* annoying if he deals with the Hermits' inquiries quickly and simply
but if its not annoying they’ll come more often
The whole point is to be as annoying as humanly possible though
I cant wait to see Xisuma very politely go through the forms
“I SEE NO GOD UP HERE, EXCEPT ME” 8:52
HE IS A GOD
I’ve found that waxed exposed cut copper and mud brick work really well together.
Grian and gem causing chaos is my new favorite hermit dynamic
The moment he leaves and sees the chicken and says "Oh you're in luck!" I was dying. The unfortunate comedic timing of that chicken is immaculate.
To duplicate forms you could have a set copy of the questions with question numbers, then hermits make a book answering the questions one by one .
XD
imagine being a wild chicken, frolicking in a forest, randomly stumbling upon a building with cool music playing inside, a man runs out and shouts "you're in luck!" when he spots you and comes sprinting at you. that was the last thing you knew. how would that feel?
"Welcome back to the next episode of Hermi-Permitcraft"
Next thing you now it's "Welcome back to the next episode of warcraft"
Honestly they should have done that during S6 during their war lol
grian slowly driving Joel further and further into mania has to be one of the greatest things ive ever witnessed xD
Scar when put on hold: Nooo please nooooooo dont put me on hold.
Joel when put on hold: Im gonna have to put your lifeline on hold.
its cool how mumbo is really improving at building this season while grian is improving at redstone.
16:33
grian needs feathers
grian looks around
grian founds chicken
-oh you're in luck!
*cutscene*
grian has a book and quil
I love it too.