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I can't believe I haven't heard of Oppenheimer before this. Now I just watched his interview and holy shit that was sad. I'm always learning something new from you guys!
@@JayseeYT doesn't matter how much effort was put into it when it comes to whether the choice to use it was genius or not unless you just meant it wasn't a 'lo-fi radio filter'
@@JayseeYT Hmm. Well, I agree, it does sound like a phone call effect. Which I would have said also sounds like they're trying to simulate a radio broadcast from Oppenheimer's era.
@@randomclouds4404 thanos can die, !!!Spoiler!!! If you havent seen endgame, he technically died twice in that movie, once when thor made fun of him by "going for the head" and when tony snapped him out of existence.
Y'know...I now get that reference. That also alludes to the fact that Superman ultimately does whatever the U.S government tells him, regardless of if it's morally right. He would nuke Japan at the end of the day.
@@bludj992 It refers to how they are the greatest heroes of their respective countries: US and Japan. In which the US won the war they had with Japan, Superman would beat Goku. There are plenty of stories of Superman resisting US government in favor of his principles, and he would certainly never willingly kill a single innocent much less nuke. Hell in some he even kills Lex Luthor when he became US President. The only version of being loyal is the Dark Knight Returns story, which is not a good way to see how each character is.
Not exactly everyone, She has beat Thanos without the Gauntlet and Doctor Doom. She also defeated certain superheroes like Deadpool and Wolverine. She never actually defeated Galactus. She befriended him and had him lay down and take a picture with her supposedly winning. She also failed to defeat the Hulk at one point so she needed a plan in order to do it not with her toonforce or gag powers.....apparently? Basically my point is She's heavily inconsistent like Spider-Man.....someone who did beat Galactus and also beat all of the X-Men and they needed to erase his memory so that he would stop.......
When he started the Manhattan project, he was full of hope. But after he finished the project, his soul leaved him and made his eyes empty of humanity.
@@guutiitsoq9574 and on top of that, because of his pursuit of free knowledge and his left leaning principles, he was ruined politically. Think of how remarkable a world we could have had if nuclear power had been internationally controlled, as Oppenheimer and many others on the MP pursued postwar
Oppenheimer should have said: "When it comes to turning people to dust, everyone knows I did it first. "When your writers wrote you they were like 'Let's do Darkseid, but worse"
Thanos had some legit-brutal lines, but he seemed to go for quantity over quality overall. Oppenheimer though, DAMN. That filter-effect over his voice, and the delivery of some totally sick lines, combine for the win. Thanos may be my favorite comic-character, but the father of the atom-bomb totally vaporized him in the end.
He looks happier in the photos of him during the Manhattan Project, but that was before he realized he helped to vaporize 240,000 people instantly on two occasions
The voicing is great in this Thanos has clear aggressive confidence and arrogance J. R. Oppenheimer has the calm, steady voice that feels powerful despite just being a normal person
Oppenheimer sounds exactly like all audio we have of him talking. That is the greatest vocal effects decision thus far in an ERB battle. Blown away by it.
Really makes the inaccuracy of Thanos' voice obvious. I think they could have dropped it a couple octaves down and it would probably have sounded better.
Titan Raps More often than not, it’s the other way around; someone “not knowing” something is an idiot, rather than “not being an idiot _because_ they don’t know (or won’t admit) something.” So by claiming “I don’t [know]”...
"Cause you slept with your friends wife, right there on your friend's bed, and you got another married girl pregnant, You should have gone for the head" Omg this line is so good haha
Oppenheimer won. The sound effect to make it sound like an old recording, the impersonation effort... and on top of that his lines were just... BETTER. Ruthlessly so.
@@thefoundingfatherofmemes2527 LOL I damn near spilled my drink when I heard the line, I was like, oh shit a lot of people aren't gonna get that one right away. Glad you did tho homie. Also good job on Joker.
You were born to "Eternals", but came out looking so scary. *That your own mother, tried to make you a "Temporary".* J. Robert just murdered Thanos with a snap
@@raymondchankawai0108 Comic Thanos' motivation for snapping away half the universe was to impress Lady Death and gain her love. She did not approve and basically chose Deadpool over him lol.
Johnny Scythe glad I’m not the only one who thought this. The impression is still really good but there are certainly similarities during the faster rapping bits.
*[LYRICS]* *Thanos* I am Inevitable, Immeasurable, Inexorable, Monstrous With bars weighing on you harder than your haunting guilty conscious I am Thanos and I crush tracks like tesseracts in my palm Your a pencil pushing terran who never learned to love his bomb Seems you started out a chemist, and on your world you were a prodigy Let me sense that your rhymes are only hot periodically Man I burn the Avengers down to embers Send half you planet to be slaughtered And now I'm offing Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter! Gotta physical when I'm rapping, 6 infinity gems what I'm packin' Stick your tiny nuclear d*** back into your pants Dr Manhatten Hadron smashin' all your atoms, best not collide with me when I'm rhyming Cuz' you break and bleed so easy, I think I'll call you Oppen-hymen It's impossible to top me Oppy, you just don't have the stones Apparently the only thing your good at wrecking is a home Cuz' you slept with your friends wife, right there in your friends bed Then got another married girl pregnant, you should have gone for the head *Oppenheimer* Listening to you took everything I had left After your raps I am become death You need an Iron Man, for that wrinkly-a** skin And that butt butt butt butt butt butt chin (here we go now) Wheres your rhythm? I thought you had the time stone Your punchlines sound like they came from RhymeZone You might be something in the MUC But between us who's the worse MC? U! Your dialogue's got too many breaks in the syllables You talk so slow Drax thinks your invisible I cause chain reactions when I'm lyrical Cuz I've got that fissile material You were born to eternals (Inhale) But came out lookin so scary (exhale) That your own mother (Inhales) Tried to make you a temporary (exhales) Meanwhile I've mastered the atom more than any man alive Now I'm here to split you like 2 and 3 from 5 (Ahh) I'm a peaceful man (deep inhale) But I do what I must (shallow breath) You had an evil plan Thanos, and it left you in the dust (short breaths) It must leave you enraged (gasp) when you compare our talents (inhale) Because in this battle there is no balance *Thanos* For a Communist pariah you come off as awfully cocky But I'll make you bend the knee in in round 2 like Nagasaki I'm the box office topper, the Marvel show stopper Got my name on this whip like its the Thanos Copter You just got no answer for Fortnite's dopest dancer I will Loki choke you out like my name was throat cancer *Oppenheimer* You wanna talk about death? How about the one that looked at you and swiped left I'm the destroyer of worlds You got your nuts handed to you by a Squirrel Girl We're in the Endgame now Tinky Winky I'll finish this like Ant Man, all up in your stinky! Anyone who believes that "Thanos did nothing wrong" crap Has obviously never heard you rap. Oh Snap *Announcer: **_"Epic... (Snap)... Oh Man..."_* *Announcer turns to dust before he finishes saying "Epic Rap Battles of History"*
"I will Loki choke you out like my name was Throat Cancer!" - Thanos "You wanna talk about Death? How about the one that looked at you and swiped left!" - Oppenheimer Daaaaaamn. And I thought Joker vs. Pennywise was already savage.
Yeah the difference is in joker vs pennywise both of them had heavy bars. This one thanos did quantity vs quality and Oppenheimer did what he's known for.
@@imdehgoat7031 "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" is a quote from Oppenheimer's actual speech. Here he's implying that his raps are so atrocious they made him deaf.
They probably released this on this channelcearly rather than letting that ERB Central channel that always releases these early do it. So at least this way ppl are at the right place and can be used to market their merch.
"Now I'm here to split *U* like *2* and *3* from *5* " 4 years of high-school and foundation-level chemistry, worth it for getting that line alone. I'm so happy!
@@frosty3469 U-235 or Uranium-235 is the explosive fuel for the atomic bomb that blew up over Hiroshima, and Oppenheimer is often credited with spearheading the development of nuclear bombs. The atomic bomb worked by splitting U-235 atoms via nuclear fission, which released a huge amount of energy for its mass.
“Now I’m here to split you like 2 and 3 from 5” is wayyyyy underrated. Of course 2+3=5, duh, but it has more meaning when you realize that the atom split in the atomic bomb that Oppenheimer designer was on of Uranium-235 (a uranium atom with a mass of 235 amu). Blew my mind.
"Like 2 and 3 from 5" is so genius. It was U235 that was in the first bombs. So he's splitting him apart ("You" or really "U") like fission does in atomic bombs. Crazy good line.
Jeff Duque Furthermore it should be noted the line goes as “bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki.” This is Thanos’ second verse or round two and he claims he will beat Oppenheimer this time. Mirrored historically as Japan did not surrender to the US after the bombing of Hiroshima, so the US forced them to surrender by bombing Nagasaki, making Japan bend the knee in round two
@@benjy1357 go back an check out the history, Japan was on the brink of collapse. There was no need to use those bombs militarily.. it was a way of showing the world (more specifically the Soviet union) the ungodly power of the American empire. That's my understanding anyways.. they basically dropped it to scare the shit outta Russian
"You're pencil-pushing terran who never learned to his bomb." I always love me a good "Dr Strangelove" reference "You're born to the eternals, but you were so scary...your mom tried to make you temporary." Ah, a good ol' deviants reference too. lol
Best line: you wanna talk about death? How about the one that looked at you and swiped left That was the final nail in the coffin for thanos’ third Burrell
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Thanos won't snap you just for this
I can't believe I haven't heard of Oppenheimer before this. Now I just watched his interview and holy shit that was sad.
I'm always learning something new from you guys!
Good job on Oppenheimer! I can tell you guys did a lot of research on him. Love his grainy voice filter too :)
Amazing battle see ya next week and then hopefully return in April 2020
That Thanos voice wasn't all that good but the bars were!
Didn't expect to see thanos get murdered a third time
Oppenheimer went for the warhead
Hahaha!!!
And I...am...OppenheIron Man *snaps*
Thanos should go back to the garden after this battle...
As fertilizer.
ok they had thanos-copter
“You’re from the MCU but who’s the worst MC, U.” Jesus Christ
That was the best line for sure
Yeah
Im like 99% sure Zach wrote that 😂👌
@@mevrouwroos Or perhaps one of the Patrons?
Don’t forget his follow up: you’re mom tried to leave you a temporary!
Oppenheimer didn't seem guilty dropping bombs on Thanos.
I mean they made Ghandi an absolute savage
b0realis Civilization dude.
"Death swiped left" comic bookers know this was brutal
I know right. All I could think was there would be a Deadpool mention after that. Lol.
Hopefully, they'll have a Deadpool cameo with his hands over his face at that point.
Giving Oppenheimer that lo-fi radio filter was a genius move.
It’s just a phone call effect
@@JayseeYT doesn't matter how much effort was put into it when it comes to whether the choice to use it was genius or not
unless you just meant it wasn't a 'lo-fi radio filter'
@@sourwitch2340 I was saying it wasnt a lofi radio filter numb nuts
@@JayseeYT well, then I just mistook you and thank you for clarifying. No need to get hostile about it.
@@JayseeYT Hmm. Well, I agree, it does sound like a phone call effect. Which I would have said also sounds like they're trying to simulate a radio broadcast from Oppenheimer's era.
I love that they don’t just stick to mcu references for Thanos.
Jennifer Griel wait what
I think she means that they use the comics and not just referencing things from the movies.
@Boss Killa i got it. I always go to wikipedia to fill in the gaps before any major release 👍
The Miss Death reference was great
They normally go through thorough research for any character
I have gained newfound appreciation for the "butt chin" line after reflecting on just how many butt chins Thanos has.
OOOOOH
never ever thought about that, genuinely impressed they went that deep with it.
Omg
“Where’s your rhythm? I thought you had the time stone” underrated the hell
Your punchlines sound like they came from RhymeZone
@@oobleckoobleck5063 you might be something in the MCU, but between us who's the worst mc..U
@@kho1802 Your dialogue's got too many breaks in the syllables
@@gabrielmartin3173 You talk so slow, Drax thinks you 're invisible
@@user-yy4kw8fi8r I cause chain reactions when I'm lyrical
“You wanna talk about death?
How about the one that looked at you and swiped left.”
completely obliterated Thanos
Tinder and Death reference...He was straight dead.....
@@loop5720 He can't die though.
@@randomclouds4404 thanos can die, !!!Spoiler!!! If you havent seen endgame, he technically died twice in that movie, once when thor made fun of him by "going for the head" and when tony snapped him out of existence.
@@randomclouds4404 although it was two time periods
@@KingCompany26 I was referring to the comics, but yes, in the movies, he can die.
I legitimately thought this was a joke-
Pretty good though.
Right
It makes more sense then Genghis Kahn vs The easter bunny
@@Koko_Chan you take that back!
@@ganre3 You know damn well he shouldn't be taking that shit back😂
How they even got Oppenheimers speech mannerisms down so well is scary. This is such next level shit.
Lol yes and specifically the way he spoke when saying "now i am become death"
@@letrasynumeros6353 play on words he said after hearing you rap "I am become deaf"
Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan?
Oppenheimer does.
haha, good call back
Y'know...I now get that reference. That also alludes to the fact that Superman ultimately does whatever the U.S government tells him, regardless of if it's morally right. He would nuke Japan at the end of the day.
@@bludj992 It refers to how they are the greatest heroes of their respective countries: US and Japan. In which the US won the war they had with Japan, Superman would beat Goku. There are plenty of stories of Superman resisting US government in favor of his principles, and he would certainly never willingly kill a single innocent much less nuke. Hell in some he even kills Lex Luthor when he became US President. The only version of being loyal is the Dark Knight Returns story, which is not a good way to see how each character is.
this looks like a job for the og
...
*THANOS*
Blu Dj What the fuck that isn’t his character at all
J Robert has the honor of being the second Robert who killed Thanos
BEST COMMENT EVER
AYO!
@Obama Barack more like third.
@@life_is_a_myth Then who's the other Robert?
@@randomclouds4404 oops... I thought it was person... Cause Iron Man and Thor both killed Thanos.
In defense of Thanos, literally EVERYONE has lost to Squirrel Girl.
Not exactly everyone, She has beat Thanos without the Gauntlet and Doctor Doom. She also defeated certain superheroes like Deadpool and Wolverine. She never actually defeated Galactus. She befriended him and had him lay down and take a picture with her supposedly winning. She also failed to defeat the Hulk at one point so she needed a plan in order to do it not with her toonforce or gag powers.....apparently? Basically my point is She's heavily inconsistent like Spider-Man.....someone who did beat Galactus and also beat all of the X-Men and they needed to erase his memory so that he would stop.......
Losing to a gag character isnt that bad, they are made to beat powerful characters
Hunter yes and no
@Hunter Man, saying things like that is how you end up getting punched by Saitama.
Hunter joke characters are fun though! _at least when there meant to be jokes_
“You want to talk about death, how about the one that took a look at you and swiped left.” That won. All of it.
kyle hux Truth
Nah I think when Oppenheimer said "now I'm here to split u like its 2 and 3 from 5" he won
Yeah, that was painful.
Oppenheimer won with the "i am become deaf line" everything else was a victory lap
He won with that line but he stomped on Thanos' corpse with his Death swiping left line.
The ERB announcer at the end fades with the snap. Brilliant.
BRILLIANT
Epic! (Snap) Aw man...
It was genius. Noticed it later. "Ah man" was that Spiderman's line?
@@asherrasco8234 it was actually another peter, who is peter quill
Is that an indicator that this is the season finale, I wonder?
Oppenheimer won, Thanos died a third time.
Sparks Legends damn
Sparks Legends oh Snap
Luca S this is a good response
Urkel vs Screech
Four, if you count it between MCU timelines.
"Anyone who believed that thanos did nothing wrong crap has obviously never heard you rap,oh snap"
God Damn Thanos got destroyed
Oppenheimer wrecked Thanos so hard that I literally researched this mans whole life!!!
Same
When he started the Manhattan project, he was full of hope.
But after he finished the project, his soul leaved him and made his eyes empty of humanity.
He regretted making the atom bomb because of the destruction it caused.
@@guutiitsoq9574 and on top of that, because of his pursuit of free knowledge and his left leaning principles, he was ruined politically. Think of how remarkable a world we could have had if nuclear power had been internationally controlled, as Oppenheimer and many others on the MP pursued postwar
"You talk so slow Drax thinks you're invisible" Wasn't expecting that 😂😂
Ik that was sick
Most people don't understand how hard that bar is though smmfh
Not the best line but it was my favorite.
I read this as he sang it
“You want to talk about death. How about the one that looked at you and swiped left” 😂😂😂😂
Only real ones understand
in the video I hope if they have Death swiping left on Thanos, that Deadpool's photo comes up next
NightWolf Plays I mean did she tho?
@@hcole3201 Yep Death still didn't want Thanos' grape colored ass
@hames stanfield Even afterwards
"I'll Low Key Choke you out"
*Loki has left the chat*
Oppenheimer should have said:
"When it comes to turning people to dust, everyone knows I did it first.
"When your writers wrote you they were like 'Let's do Darkseid, but worse"
Thats brutal as shit lmao
Good line
Oh shit, calm down, he won already
@@_skirdybirdy1788 Thanos got dusted...literally
As someone who doesn't really read comics, that hurt on every single possible level.
Didn't even need the Avengers to kill Thanos all we needed was Oppenheimer
I mean, could thanos really survive a nuke?
I’m ready for the angry marvel fans to try and correct me.
@@blobfishiant8487 He could be severely hurt at least. Thanos beat up Thor who almost died from a dwarf star, equivalent to 4 Tsar Bombas.
Dio they need to have you in one of these
Dio vs Hit
@@johnathan6992 hit stomps
Thanos had some legit-brutal lines, but he seemed to go for quantity over quality overall. Oppenheimer though, DAMN. That filter-effect over his voice, and the delivery of some totally sick lines, combine for the win. Thanos may be my favorite comic-character, but the father of the atom-bomb totally vaporized him in the end.
So they’re together cause they destroy shit?
@@wavegaming1776 they both made weapons of mass destruction
Roye Meitav
Thanos didn’t made the gauntlet, but I get what you mean
@@wavegaming1776 tomayto tomahto
They are both Death, destroyers of worlds.
Oppenheimer is so creepy lmao. He definitely won but he’s just so intimidating
Shame a lot of people don't even know who he is
he is one of the greatest minds of our time
@@jennycustovic1280 but many people go and Google im. Erb is very educational sometimes
He looks happier in the photos of him during the Manhattan Project, but that was before he realized he helped to vaporize 240,000 people instantly on two occasions
The voicing is great in this
Thanos has clear aggressive confidence and arrogance
J. R. Oppenheimer has the calm, steady voice that feels powerful despite just being a normal person
A normal person? Oppenheimer!? Dude literally was the reason for why Japan got nuked twice.
@@SkyBlitz64 They probably meant that he was a human and not an eternal.
@@aarushiyadav7101 Nobody who is capable of destroying so many lives is normal.
@@SkyBlitz64 Yes, I agree with you. I just meant that he was normal as in a human being and not a comic book character.
@@SkyBlitz64 But he was remorseful, and made the first apology video ever.
ERB Central: *exists*
ERB: no
SNAP!
@@ERB2 I feel bad for you right now...
I don't feel so goo -
oh shit guess who showed up
@@erbcentral8344 leave, we don't like you.
Oppenheimer sounds exactly like all audio we have of him talking.
That is the greatest vocal effects decision thus far in an ERB battle. Blown away by it.
Yeah, i was really impressed with the effect too...really vintage sounding.
Lester Scrugs heh, blown away by it, nuclear bombs produce the shockwave that blows everything away, I see what you did there 🤣
Really makes the inaccuracy of Thanos' voice obvious. I think they could have dropped it a couple octaves down and it would probably have sounded better.
“You were born to Eternals, but came out looking so scary/
That your own mother tried to make a temporary”
How is no one talking about this line???!!!
Ik it's my favorite!!
Right!
Because people only know MCU Thanos unfortunately.
It’s my favourite.
SilverHairedFreak25 exactly 😭
“I’ll finish this like Ant Man all up in your stinky” clear winner
that line is underrated
dieiscool ok I hate these meme lines to be honest. The memes are dead, not funny.
Titan Raps Claiming a meme is _dead_ is kind of its own dead meme, you know?
Torian Flack No, I don’t, because I’m not an idiot.
Titan Raps More often than not, it’s the other way around; someone “not knowing” something is an idiot, rather than “not being an idiot _because_ they don’t know (or won’t admit) something.”
So by claiming “I don’t [know]”...
"Cause you slept with your friends wife, right there on your friend's bed, and you got another married girl pregnant,
You should have gone for the head"
Omg this line is so good haha
Times Ten 😂that one was so good
I was scrolling thru the comments and I saw this as that line played lol
Did thanos really say “Fortnite’s dopest dancer” lol
Yes, and the fact that it's true both amuses and disheartens me...
Colby Houston And Oppenheimer referred to Thanos’ ass as “stinky”
@@henmister39 no he said antman was up in his stinky
I'm, uh, quite excited for that part of the video.
@@lordcrowe9392 yes. That means ass.
“We’re in the end game Tinky Winkie.”
Thanos ain’t coming back from that.
Oppenheimer must have had the Reality Gem because that shit got real
Oppenheimer won. The sound effect to make it sound like an old recording, the impersonation effort... and on top of that his lines were just... BETTER. Ruthlessly so.
TheCalenestel yeah, it sounds so eerie and scary, like the atom bomb itself. Sounds so retro.
Both are wrong thanos destroyed him harder then he dropped his dauhter
@@aidenhart2359 I disagree. But I like the way you phrased it.
He dropped the rap bombs on Japan
@@Tuturial464 when they feared those bombs capable of burning up our atmosphere, while those are the smallest bombs in our world's armament.
"We're in the endgame now, Tinky-Winky. I'll finish this like Antman - all up in your stinky!"
My god.
Mercedes lol
😂😂😂😂😂 best line ever
Best line, and one true fans definitely caught:
*You want to talk about death? How about the one that looked at you and swiped left*
That one was sooo good
I do not get it
Ohhhh snap bro
I now just got it lmao
So happy I watch thanos lore half a year ago
@@thefoundingfatherofmemes2527 LOL I damn near spilled my drink when I heard the line, I was like, oh shit a lot of people aren't gonna get that one right away. Glad you did tho homie.
Also good job on Joker.
Not sure if “dropping Oppenheimer” would have sounded better lyrically/contextually or notn
Oppenheimer sounds more ominous than the other horror ERB characters
Pierre Herrera Oppenheimer isn’t a horror character
@@empressangeline6942 Exactly. His not even a horror character... Scratch that, his creation is the horror character.
Oppenheimer was a real world Dr. Frankenstein, if you are willing to replace a walking, humanoid Monster with the atom bombs.
Very true.
Horror monsters WISH they would be as scary as a world ending Nuke.
Oppenheimer high-key destroyed Thanos in this one
Guess Thanos blew it huh?
I agree but i gotta admit that gone for the head line was fire
@Tawie Mhandu I mean Thanos was very clever and fun, but Oppenheimer cut the deepest with his insults tbh
@@majicmack1605 that line took me a while to get but holy shit it's such a good line
I am inevitable...immeasurable...inexorable....monstrous. The men that I slept with only wished they were unconscious.
Lol
Lmao
“You might be someone in the MCU but between us who’s the worst MC YOUU!!”
Damn bro... you’re done!
I am become hyped.
Nice
Nice
Nice
“We’re in the endgame now Tinky Winky.” 🤣 lost it.
King_N_D _North
right up in the stinky ffs 💩 🐒
“ I’m going to split U like 2 and 3 from 5” this line was LIT, unfortunately very few people got it
You were born to "Eternals", but came out looking so scary.
*That your own mother, tried to make you a "Temporary".*
J. Robert just murdered Thanos with a snap
"Anyone who believes that 'Thanos did nothing wrong' crap has obviously never heard you rap!"
RiP Thanos.
Oh snap
That was on point
@@aaronsimon_co Like Poseidon's trident?
Ik that was A-mazing
That was earth shaterringly amazing
Yo the way y’all made Oppenheimer’s audio sound like an old tv is sick. Do that more plz
Sean Rushing its an reference to his “I am become death, destroyer of worlds” video on his invention of the atomic bomb. Haunting bomb
"you wanna talk death, how about the one that looked at you and swiped left" dude...aint no coming back from that
No body:
Me trying to sleep: BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT CHIN
Try reading that in the batman thing- dadadadadada Batman! butt butt butt butt butt butt Butt-chin!
Caleb Mackay Theme song*
Here we go now
TheCarlosis where’s your rhythm?
Reminds me of the line
The are 10 million million million
“Wanna talk about death? How bout the one that looked at you and swiped left”
God damn.
I don't quite get this besides the Tinder reference.. can someone explain please?
INCOGNITO In the comics, Thanos decided to kill half of life, not to conserve resources, but to win the respect and love of Lady Death.
@@DDub04 Ah I see.. thanks
@@raymondchankawai0108 Comic Thanos' motivation for snapping away half the universe was to impress Lady Death and gain her love. She did not approve and basically chose Deadpool over him lol.
Best line
“I’ll low key choke you out...”
R.I.P. Loki
F.
I'm in pain
Peter's Oppenheimer sounds like his Copperfield.
Johnny Scythe glad I’m not the only one who thought this. The impression is still really good but there are certainly similarities during the faster rapping bits.
@@thesaiyanlegacy especially how it sounds when he says "I thought you had the time stone"
Johnny Scythe I also caught some Julius Caesar.
And Thanos sounds like Terminator
I feel like there's a really subtle bit of Ross in the first verse.
That swipe left line was amazing. For anyone who knows the comments!
Thanos was so “butthurt” over this battle he up and snapped the announcer.
Butt butt butt butt butt butthurt
@@onemoment1355 Go now
Erik Man he’ll go when Justin Bieber wins a rap battle
I think he also snapped Oppenheimer at the end, just before the "oh snap" part.
We'll see in the video
@@luisruano599
We will. We will.
I imagine Doctor Manhattan showing up in the background when he's mentioned.
Same
Honestly I've always hoped he'd show up as a guest rapper at some point.
Preferably in a Punisher vs. Rorschach rap battle.
@@AFox739 I think Moon Knight is a better choice to go against Rorschach than The Punisher
And Riley North is a better competitor for Punisher
Zachary Martinez What about Rorschach vs the guy who invented the Rorschach test
Lyrically, these might be my favorite disses to date. Amazing job on the writing guys
Hi jovenshire
I appreciate that there are references to both the comics and the MCU.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
"We're in the End Game now Tinkie Winky!"
Wow. Legit just called Thanos a Teletubby. Just wrecked'em.
Tinky Winky is also one of Squirrel Girl’s squirrels
Rectum... just like the Antman line
rectum*
Copycat channels: *Uploads audio early*
Official ERB: Fine... I'll do it myself
yea basically
Never noticed other people upload this battle
@@Amayagma ERB central
@@vsauce6664 Who?
"Uploads audio early" AKA: Steals from ERB.
*[LYRICS]*
*Thanos*
I am Inevitable, Immeasurable, Inexorable, Monstrous
With bars weighing on you harder than your haunting guilty conscious
I am Thanos and I crush tracks like tesseracts in my palm
Your a pencil pushing terran who never learned to love his bomb
Seems you started out a chemist, and on your world you were a prodigy
Let me sense that your rhymes are only hot periodically
Man I burn the Avengers down to embers
Send half you planet to be slaughtered
And now I'm offing Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter!
Gotta physical when I'm rapping, 6 infinity gems what I'm packin'
Stick your tiny nuclear d*** back into your pants Dr Manhatten
Hadron smashin' all your atoms, best not collide with me when I'm rhyming
Cuz' you break and bleed so easy, I think I'll call you Oppen-hymen
It's impossible to top me Oppy, you just don't have the stones
Apparently the only thing your good at wrecking is a home
Cuz' you slept with your friends wife, right there in your friends bed
Then got another married girl pregnant, you should have gone for the head
*Oppenheimer*
Listening to you took everything I had left
After your raps I am become death
You need an Iron Man, for that wrinkly-a** skin
And that butt butt butt butt butt butt chin (here we go now)
Wheres your rhythm? I thought you had the time stone
Your punchlines sound like they came from RhymeZone
You might be something in the MUC
But between us who's the worse MC? U!
Your dialogue's got too many breaks in the syllables
You talk so slow Drax thinks your invisible
I cause chain reactions when I'm lyrical
Cuz I've got that fissile material
You were born to eternals (Inhale)
But came out lookin so scary (exhale)
That your own mother (Inhales)
Tried to make you a temporary (exhales)
Meanwhile I've mastered the atom more than any man alive
Now I'm here to split you like 2 and 3 from 5 (Ahh)
I'm a peaceful man (deep inhale)
But I do what I must (shallow breath)
You had an evil plan Thanos, and it left you in the dust (short breaths)
It must leave you enraged (gasp) when you compare our talents (inhale)
Because in this battle there is no balance
*Thanos*
For a Communist pariah you come off as awfully cocky
But I'll make you bend the knee in in round 2 like Nagasaki
I'm the box office topper, the Marvel show stopper
Got my name on this whip like its the Thanos Copter
You just got no answer for Fortnite's dopest dancer
I will Loki choke you out like my name was throat cancer
*Oppenheimer*
You wanna talk about death?
How about the one that looked at you and swiped left
I'm the destroyer of worlds
You got your nuts handed to you by a Squirrel Girl
We're in the Endgame now Tinky Winky
I'll finish this like Ant Man, all up in your stinky!
Anyone who believes that "Thanos did nothing wrong" crap
Has obviously never heard you rap. Oh Snap
*Announcer: **_"Epic... (Snap)... Oh Man..."_*
*Announcer turns to dust before he finishes saying "Epic Rap Battles of History"*
Thank you so much
“You wanna talk about death? How about the one that looked at you and swiped left” ouch
"You belong to the MCU, but between us who's the worst MC, U
"I will Loki choke you out like my name was Throat Cancer!" - Thanos
"You wanna talk about Death?
How about the one that looked at you and swiped left!" - Oppenheimer
Daaaaaamn. And I thought Joker vs. Pennywise was already savage.
Yeah the difference is in joker vs pennywise both of them had heavy bars.
This one thanos did quantity vs quality and Oppenheimer did what he's known for.
Hey, how about David Bowie vs Carl Sagan. The Starman battle.
Yeah, Carl Sagan has had two cameos by this point. It's only natural that he gets a full feature
Dude this one is epic
Peter could be a really good david.
This sounds really fun.
I’ve been saying David Bowie vs Neil Armstrong for years!
The first two star men!
Thanos sounded a bit like robo-cop in the beginning
I think they should pitch down thanos’ voice a bit
"After your raps, I am become deaf" Why is nobody talking about this one, it was so good.
MatthewCh27 I believe it’s supposed to his speech “I am become death”
@@tomlang8939 Yes its a reference but indstead of death deaf
MatthewCh27 explain?
@@imdehgoat7031 "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" is a quote from Oppenheimer's actual speech. Here he's implying that his raps are so atrocious they made him deaf.
@@matthewchitcarof5692 its actually a quote from ancient hindu scripture, which oppenheimer co-opted for his speach
“Then you got another girl pregnant, you should’ve gone for the head”
Why don’t ERB have 20+ million subscribers again?
They're close to 15M. Give it time.
Hitler
You got 1 bitch pregnant and gave in to the hate
Now youre 6'6 and black but can't get a date
Yeah in my opinion Thanos won with that one
yeah the reason they dont is because of that "fortnites dopest dancer" line
cuz 5 mil people are still running around screaming "oh shit" and haven't been seen again
Thanos: I am inevitable, immeasurable, inexorable, monstrous!
Joan Rivers: The men that I slept with only wish they were unconscious
“You’re talking so slow drax thinks you’re invisible”
This battle is insane, but y'all gotta give Thanos's voice some more boom. Deeper, reverb, and volume.👊👊👊
yeah it doesnt oound right
"You bleed and break so easily, I'll call you Oppen-hymen!"damn
I know right? Why are we the only ones talking about that line?
Laura Croft vs Nathan Drake
With Indiana Jones at the end
Se copiaron de epicas batallas de rap del frikismo
This is easily one of the most fire ones y’all have ever made
They probably released this on this channelcearly rather than letting that ERB Central channel that always releases these early do it. So at least this way ppl are at the right place and can be used to market their merch.
Weird how ERB just now does this when this has been going on for years
Also:
"Fine, I'll do it myself."
@Chokwe which is a very smart move.
ERB Central do give all credits for Nice Peter and EpicLloyd, links their channels and links ways to support the creators
@@european_mapper-FR it still takes away views from this channel, overall it's just a better design to do it this way
He really does sound that creepy.
Not sure whether he’s giving me the shivers or I’m shivering from something worse.
Dude, J Robert's flow + that radio effect is sick af.
"Now I'm here to split *U* like *2* and *3* from *5* "
4 years of high-school and foundation-level chemistry, worth it for getting that line alone. I'm so happy!
syahir Ah, Uranium-235. Just got it lol
syahir I was wondering about that line, would you mind explaining it?
@@frosty3469 U-235 or Uranium-235 is the explosive fuel for the atomic bomb that blew up over Hiroshima, and Oppenheimer is often credited with spearheading the development of nuclear bombs. The atomic bomb worked by splitting U-235 atoms via nuclear fission, which released a huge amount of energy for its mass.
Um I get that and I’m not even in high school
Facts, that was dope
"You're a pencil-pushing Terran who never learned to love his bomb."
My god XD
It's pencil
That Dr. Strangelove reference.
@@DillyChannel Thank you, fixed that ^^
@@randomclouds4404 As someone who recently rewatched Dr. Strangelove, I just couldn't miss that one XD
Its Terran
"We're in the Endgame now, Tinky-Winky" Holy crap, Oppenheimer just called Thanos a Teletubby!🤣 That's awesome!
“Now I’m here to split you like 2 and 3 from 5” is wayyyyy underrated. Of course 2+3=5, duh, but it has more meaning when you realize that the atom split in the atomic bomb that Oppenheimer designer was on of Uranium-235 (a uranium atom with a mass of 235 amu). Blew my mind.
"I'm a peaceful man, but i do as I must.
You had an evil plan Thanos, and it left you in dust."
Damn
Other channels: *Release the audio tracks of the battle before the video is out for views*
ERB: Fine, I'll do it myself.
2ShyShy lmao 😂 I remember wayyy back in the day it was pretty routine for the battles to be leaked a day or so before uploading.
@@sonichedge80 Same
"Like 2 and 3 from 5" is so genius. It was U235 that was in the first bombs. So he's splitting him apart ("You" or really "U") like fission does in atomic bombs. Crazy good line.
“...who never learned to live his bomb.”
But you were defeated with the help of Dr. Strange, love
Bruh that's a bar
Like Clockwork, make him all hurt!
Truly underrated comment right here
tfw my film class let me understand that reference, lol
@@luizricardoa.barbosa86 Beat Thanos The Color Purple!
"You talk so slow, Drax thinks you're invisible"
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
“I’ll make you bend the knee like Nagasaki.”
Oppenheimer won tho
Ian Inangelo sadly I don’t get it
@@SaadTheGlad Oppenheimer created the bombs that the U.S military used to bomb 2 Japanese cities : Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Jeff Duque Furthermore it should be noted the line goes as “bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki.” This is Thanos’ second verse or round two and he claims he will beat Oppenheimer this time. Mirrored historically as Japan did not surrender to the US after the bombing of Hiroshima, so the US forced them to surrender by bombing Nagasaki, making Japan bend the knee in round two
@@benjy1357 go back an check out the history, Japan was on the brink of collapse. There was no need to use those bombs militarily.. it was a way of showing the world (more specifically the Soviet union) the ungodly power of the American empire. That's my understanding anyways.. they basically dropped it to scare the shit outta Russian
Eric Dufrane Yea, there is a lot more than was worth going into to explain the line
I just can't get enough of this track. So epic. And that filter on Oppenheimer's voice was just... _noice_
I love the radio effect on his voice. It adds so much to the character.
"When you compare our talents, because in this battle, there is no balance"
Dang dude
Count the lines, Oppenheimer actually has more lines than Thanos
Really don’t like thanos voice in this but the verses were insane
Sounds too much like their robo cop voice
cpgupta561 That’s exactly what I thought.
It's kinda just Lloyd dropping his voice :/ They added that dope filter to Oppenheimer, could've figured something out better for Thanos
@@cpgupta561 That's what I thought as well
Adam Croke they said they will be editing it more so maybe they’ll change it
"You're pencil-pushing terran who never learned to his bomb."
I always love me a good "Dr Strangelove" reference
"You're born to the eternals, but you were so scary...your mom tried to make you temporary."
Ah, a good ol' deviants reference too. lol
Best line: you wanna talk about death? How about the one that looked at you and swiped left
That was the final nail in the coffin for thanos’ third Burrell
Otto von Bismarck (the Iron Chancellor) vs Margaret Thatcher (the Iron Lady)
Bonus points if you include Tony Stark! (the Ironman)
OMG yes, still waiting for The Red Baron vs. The White Death though...
Everyone is waiting for this one for over 5 years
Don't forget the Man in the Iron Mask
I hope for the final battle to end this season.
And include APJ Abdul Kalam (The Ironman), who made India a millitary superpower
I feel like they could've made a Thorium joke
Yang Gang
Stephen Ball ok kid
There was a 235 joke instead.
“After your raps, I am become deaf.”
Wins in the second line
can we all just appreciate how dope of a bar “im here to split you like 2 and 3 from 5” was
There's so many layers to it