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Welcome to r/wallstreetbets, the trading subreddit accustomed to seeing entire life savings disappear on a daily basis.
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1930s: The Great Depression
2008: Could be worse
2020: The Big Sad
this is not yoda , The Big Sad*
3000: we are turbofucked
2020 The great fuck
My birth year is worse than the great derpression? 😔😔😔
The Gargantuan Unpleasant
Waiting for the Gamestop sequel.
AMC?
Ammmmmccccc
🚀🚀🚀🚀
Same
🚀🚀🚀🌕
Imagine going up to $700k just to keep gambling it and losing it
@Jericho Kilmanja What do you mean by "never admit it" WSB admit to gambling on the daily
@@theartillery9724 but the thing is you would never go up 700k as quick as he did because you have a different risk tolerance. Not saying that’s bad, it’s a good thing but you can’t really say “ how do you go up 700k and loose it” when he woulda never got to 700k in the first place had he not been retarted.
With that amount of money I could pay off all my debt. Invest the rest in long term assets like ETF's and retire a millionaire by the age of 50.
I'd at least pull out half and keep the rest going just in case
@@wut6922 With current market you could retire on the spot
"I somehow made 110K and i'm not totally sure how."
I can't stop laughing cause it's so funny and crying because i'll never have 100 luck like that guy
That's the thing. He never had that much money before and had no idea how he got it lol.
@@lennybrewster4673 And he lost all of it later LMFAO
@@hircine92h lmao
@@hircine92h yup lol
Whats wrong with ppl🤦🏿♂️🤣🤣
Remember kids, quit while you’re ahead
Or just ignore me and yolo your life savings
They don’t just yolo live savings they Yolo their future income, From the debts,
actually that’s an understatement they lose they yolo their future lives. But iv seen handful of dudes that yolo and come out Greener than the green giant 2k-15kyolos on one specific subset of option contracts their entire net worth to like $100k- $350k and in a couple cases +$750k.
It's easy to yolo when your life saving is under 100k.
is that khimera in the pfp? been a while since i played it
The wallstreetbets way
I mean tbf the guy that made 700k would have never gotten there if hed listened to your advice
When in doubt, print more money, literally no risk
Choosing the Weimar strategy? Genius, nothing will go wrong
One person printing 1000 $ isn’t gonna crash the biggest economy in human history.
Germany agrees
Venezuela tried that lol
@@Void_Wars and one person being killed didn't just start the first world war
" Redditors of the world unite, you have nothing to loose but your reddit gold" - Reddit Marx
here is the original quote:- czcams.com/video/mIQlbsX14VU/video.html
i know right the quote is very inspiring 🙂
@@her0brine975 bruuhhhhhuu
lose*
After GameStop, it was so funny to see all the Hedge funds crying for more regulation when they're usually the ones talking about "the free hand of the market" 😂
When tax the rich becomes I am the rich
I think I speak for everyone here when I say: WE NEED AN UPDATED VERSION OF THIS FOR THE GAMESTOP SITUATION
I’m waiting for that video
fuck yes
Louis Rossmann has done a pretty good summation of the situation, all be it not in a entertaining format like big boss czcams.com/video/4EUbJcGoYQ4/video.html
WSB in January 2021
Now we're going to do what's called a pro gamer move.
YEEESSS
I feel pretty stupid for not understanding the stock market, but I get the feeling that r/wallstreetbets doesn't really understand it either
Ehh, if you don't do anything stupid and try to keep a very low risk, it's quite easy and fun
@@JoseRodriguez-lp7rs Do you have a recommendation of where to start? The stock market interests me but wherever I try to start is either so overwhelming or kindergarten explanations of the stock market
@@christiantretter4605 Sweet, thanks man I really appreciate it. You've given me a lot to look into.
GhostyGhost7007 buy spy and tsla calls it literally cant go tits up
Stuff Happened literally one day later
"They were banned from the subreddit instantly"
Based
Legendary
I cannot tell you how much I freaking love this video. The fucking genius behind the storytelling is amazing.
ive seen it like 20 times and show it to everyone lol
I sent the transcript of this to my buddy while he was in boot camp. I had to edit parts where you had to see stuff to understand
Ie:
"Who's buying at these prices"
(Degenerate watching stupid tik tok video then buys GameStop stock)
Or
*Money printer intensifies*
"I'm not fucking selling
Because Robinhood won't let me"
oh, the ironing.
fuck Robinhood, all my homies hate Robinhood
@@NekoPavel what do you use instead?
I'm kinda grateful that robin hood hasn't launched in the UK yet but what other 0 commission brokers do you recommend
@@seasesh4073 in uk I have trading 212 but it is just as corrupted as Robinhood so you shouldn’t bother with it
Robinhood didnt stop selling, they stop the further purchase of specific stocks. So your irony is just stupidity.
@@DavidJackson-vj2oi You think they'll do the same tomorrow ? I mean they can't keep doing this to you guys... I haven't had issues though but it was heartbreaking to see
There is not a single phrase I understand in this video.
Perfect.
Same, but it sure as hell makes me want to start learning how to invest
same
Time to start trading I guess!
@@johnlewis8934 make sure to take the patient route, like he covered at the beginning. Basic tracker funds like those used in mainstream pensions are very low-risk ways of getting way more return than you can expect from a savings account.
.
"... Treat the stock market like their personal casino"
Well, to be fair, those so called "experts" have been doing the same for years, but they are the casino managers and operators.
And they have the insider information/ knowledge for their advantage
Imagine studying finance and economics , cringe
You’d be fired from any brokerage firm or hedge fund for buying OTM spy options with no hedges. If you don’t understand the difference between using options to manage risk an volatility vs betting the farm, you don’t know anything about finance and shouldn’t be commenting on these matters.
At least they are smart enough to manage their personal savings and not dump it all like a maniac
They wont ever share their secrets
this is one of the best videos on
youtube.
factual
Fax
You??
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!
8 mil subs, 34 likes. power of varials
Names like Analfarmer 2 are those that make history in our present times.
Keep in mind that the name was already taken - which is ridiculously enough.
Imagine somewhere in the future when a teacher is gonna be giving some lecture about the spark of a revolution which was led by CummyDummy342 as an example. What a time to be alive.
@@stranded8088 WHEEZE
Poontapper69 is my personal favorite.
Never forget the legendary u/buttfarm69, who made it onto msm
this just sounds like gambling with extra steps
Calls on DKNG?
it is
correct.
Its gambling in a way that if you are smart enough that you can form your own method to make money consistently. But because there is no casino there is no reason to crackdown if you are winning too much. Though you pay the Casino (Market) someway else. For example in this case stock market still up, economy might go boom.
Also the extra steps means not only learning math but also politics, history, engineering, international relations , law and many more while gambling is just math.
Except you can start at 18.
"19 y old student Analfarmer" jesus, i almost died
2020: Robinhood is the bottom of the barrel of brokers
2021: Robinhood single handedly caused a financial revolution.
It's still the bottom of the barrel of brokers though.
😂was Robinhood that big?
‘Someone made 110k by accident’
These are the small mistakes I Aspire to make in life
@Arthur Flowers wut
@Arthur Flowers wt
@Arthur Flowers wot?
Someone who makes that kind of accidents is usually sooner or later fuck themselves up in some way by accident too
@@tomlxyz yeah just like lottery winners smh
Ironyman Not understanding basic trading rules and still doubling his money is the biggest irony
man treated the stock market like vegas, fucking madlad
Reminds me of the time I lost a poker game to a handicapped kid that thought we were playing blackjack
@@brianr6150 fucking hell
Well the odds are in his favour. 50% win and 50% loss. Lol
@@brianr6150 probably didn't happen but I love this story.
The “guh” never gets old Jesus christ
"Here's what these kids are doing ... and they are psychopaths" XD XD gets me every time.
God this is so much funnier today that the whole world is aware LOL
Came across this vid over the summer and had to watch it again for todays events. Hold Bears Hold. You'll get back at Jerome Powell for the dump soon.
Same here Lol cant wait to see what happens next
haha I had to revist this video
Gamestop
It was only a matter if time, lol
Lesson to be learned here: When you do something hilarious stupid and it works out, shut up and take the money and close your account
Edit: Imagine losing money in the biggest bull market of all time
This
I made $20 profit in a round of day trading... haven't done it since because I have a habit of royally screwing myself over lol.
I just know it's waiting for me...the abyss is calling out to me
If I made 27 years wages in one day I’d sure pull the fuck out.
Or put the money into an actually smart, long term strategy; because those make bank over a long time with not that much, imagine what it will do with that kind of money
The number one rule of entrepreneurship is "If you find something really profitable, shut the fuck up and don't tell anybody about it."
Millionaires: *making tons of money trading stocks*
Some poor people on Reddit: *start doing the same thing*
Millionaires: "These guys are criminals, they're insane, we need to arrest these people"
I know it seems similar at first glance, but there’s rules ya kno
Oy Vey
@@MortusSweetthey’re following the same rules
The millionaires get to skip some of them
Bro i absolutely LOST IT at 14:16 when i saw that Robinhood was banned from the subreddit. Now thats comedy gold right there
It’s so fucking funny. 😂😂
The title perfectly describes WSB, pure chaos.
Remember guys if you end up losing money just uninstall the app to start over
Just three likes
First justin Y comment i saw that doesnt have a lot of likes
@Skye dude click his pfp hes the real deal
@Skye *wait a minute, what?*
@Skye Dudette?
Anyone who actually finds a 'risk free' strategy like ironyman, they don't tell people about it.
It literally cannot go tits up
He found the infinite irony glitch
@Chad High-Five Flexington
Yes, but box spreads for European options are priced accordingly.
Those options combined create a return that's basically equivalent to holding AAA US Treasury bonds, i.e. "risk-free", so there's no difference between just buying the treasury bond or creating a box spread.
@JESUS CHRIST Join WSB, of course.
@JESUS CHRIST why the fuck would you care about investing? You're the one bringing on the end of the world after your rapture everyone's ass.
Chapter 6: GME The Movie, now playing in AMC theatres
“Then there are the other traders”
DoGecOiN 👁👄👁
the og dogecoiners wanted their cash out, and fast
ETHEREUM to the Moon 🌝
DGON vs oeci
Promote dogecoin
And now we have CattoCoin making people go crazy
Wallstreetbets is just astrology for men
Michael Jackson
Underrated comment.
is stolen from reddit lol make ur own jokes
@@asdasdasdasdasd1596 i think reddit stole it from other social media
niceone
Whenever a news source says the word “reddit” I wonder if this truly is a dream
Nightmare
@A Akd yeah, that’s closer
@@AwesomeTheAsim yeah that sounds right
When Kim Jun Un had the health scare a few months ago- WSB actually called it about a day before the rest of the news world based upon some Chinese source releaseing something.... pretty amazing what a few of them have built into their models- but really it is a few actual investors and a million crazy people
@@MrNotoriousjim weaponised autism is deadly
Big Boss is an artist, the video is masterpiece. Art
Just remember this was before the whole thing with gamestop and everyone knowing about r/wallstreetbets
The story of analfarmer2 should be put in history textbooks
I want to see the name “analfarmer2” in the same book as Abraham Lincoln
what held people from withdrawing the money from their accounts tho ? he says it counted as account balance and not leverage so people could've exploited it in small portions and withdraw money so robinhood wouldn't notice until they went tits up :D
The best thing is that he could be quoted as an example in modern economic books.
@@tugrulserhat because they got greedy. These people are degenerate gamblers and never quit when they're ahead.
@@pugward guess you're right. How the fuck do these morons can find these loopholes and not have the brains to exploit them?
The fact that one could *accidentally* make $100,000 on the stock market makes me *never want to touch it*
ZeroPhoenix that’s a good instinct
That's the derivatives market, not the stock market. You'd have to trade for decades to make $100k trading actual stocks. Edit: Excluding penny stocks, of course.
@@crfmsbk3719 decades? LOL , what drug are you on? I invested 10 000$ in 2016 for AMD s stock. Go look it up right now ;) Im not a professional, I simply picked a company I believe would become huge in the comming years and I was right.
@@TheAmanor123 Meh, you forgot to add the Wallstreetbets glorious Autistic measures ;)
@@TheAmanor123 uuh..why is a multimillionaire watching a video about r/wallstreetbets? Also I have a great business idea you'd be interested in. /s
AFTER TODAY WE NEED A PART 2- MY GOD WE NEED A PART 2
Wall Street Bets are basically turning investing and trading into high stakes gambling.
That’s a bit like turning ketchup into catsup
This aged like fine wine.
More like grape juice with a pickle in it
@@realryanvarnell That’s even *BETTER*
Hits so different now lol
@jarod D. vernat rip people who didn't take their money out at the right time.
F
Can you imagine being a small company and wondering why your stock suddenly fell by a 1000%
These retards are bankrupting so many companies and themselves.
I don't think one can fall 1000% as a ticker symbol.
Zenish Khumujam nice bro I invested 10k into Ford
@Dlg solo No they did not. They suffer from random variations.
@@angelgjr1999 if you're going down, may as well take everyone with you
1:53 - "You sign up to Robinhood, which is infamous for breaking constantly and being absolutely terrible."
That's some of the funniest foreshadowing I've ever seen considering what they did with GME lmao.
W:H:A:::T:S:::A:P:P::√√√
+:1:::6:4:7:::4:9:1::3:4:4:9
It was the funniest thing ever seeing the one group of people who don’t have to contribute anything to society to make money mald because some internet group decided to use their own tactics against them
This isn’t true. I do all of my trading in robinhood, solely relying on information from WallStreetBets and I’m doing just fine.
My homeless shelter even serves chili on fridays.
gamestonk!
If what what said after the coma was true you'd probably be a millionaire right now if you bought when GME was so shortened that the price was at 3 bucks.
@@nik021298 You might still be able to weasle out 5 digits a stock if everyone holds it.
How's the wifi?
This comment has aged well.
_Buy High, Sell Low: The Documentary_
@TheBuragi *BIT-CO-NNEEEEEEEEEEEEECT*
Seriously. I'd pay to see this movie but I see for free everyday at my house.
Bears: The COVID market crash is gonna last years.
US government in a year: Money printer and Vaccine printer go brrr.
funny how the USA's various kinds of fuckloads of debt haven't been on the news in years.... def not suspicious
Aged well
my favorite part about this video is the part where it was posted 5 months before GME went to the moon.
i didn't understand half of this video other than reddit nerds lost $600,000
MidgetMan 420 same
Reddit bruh lol
The thing is, neither did the reddit nerds
@@fungusonus when have they ever
If this was roulette, they'd just won 7 spins in a row and now put all their winnings on green 'knowing' that it couldn't go wrong and they lose everything. They're greedy, take ridiculous risks and then they fail completely and lose all their shit.
I'm coining this style of video a "Documeme"
youtube documemetaries are the best
Documemetaries! Meme and Meta included in the word! Breaking the 4th wall and the densty of your stubborn gall! Bringing infotainment against your stupidity ailment!
hmm, this must be why it filled me with so much rage
Mementary
I prefer documemery without the "t".
The clip of the bears dancing had me dead lol 😆😂 💀
Me too lmao
Robinhood getting banned from the subreddit is the funniest shit 💀
this is wild to watch now lmaooo
Fr
true...
💯🐸
How has a comment with 1k likes have 4 comments
😆😆
Starting with 5k, Making 700k, then losing 500k again, he better should have stopped^^
Yeah some people amaze me, 700k is definitely enough to last a lifetime or 2
Edit: Holy shit this is my most liked comment, thanks lads
@@keith8225 yeah it depends. some idiots will spend it in a day to crash a jet liner into a military facility
• •••• haha yeah i wouldn’t be surprised if the guy was gonna do that
I tell ya if I make 700k like that yaint ever knowing who tf blew up a low-mid class suburban home and escaped on a Honda NSX Type R
The temptation to keep investing is so great you can’t imagine it
that’s why I lost my 50 euro investment into csgo skins
"The autism was cranked to 100"
5:53
That's a quote for the ages, god damn.
Not really
Christ all these weird stock words hurt my brain. I’ll stick with Turnips.
Ironyman is a god damned hero! That's Forest Gump levels of walking into a minefield ass-first and comming out the other end with $10K.
I can say without any exaggeration that I laughed at this comment for about 2 minutes lmao
I am Ironyman!
this is very specific lol
🤣🤣
What a legend
Imagine getting 700k, being set for life and then losing it all in 3 weeks
If he was smart would of just instantly bowed out with his 700k but his addiction to keep betting on stocks fucked him
@@TheRagingStorm98 If he was smart he would've just bought and sold shares up to 1 mill with extremely little risk of losing it all. Could've been done in a matter of weeks on something like Apple or Tesla.
@@thelegacyofgaming2928
Is it still worth investing in Tesla stocks these days?
700k and being set for life? Where is it possible to live off of that for life?
Or do you mean using that as a base and living off part of it and investing a good part of it?
The thing is, the mindset required to make that much on a whim is the same one that will make you lose It all.
They wouldnt have made so much money If they werent retarded in the first place.
I have watched this video about 8 times just to hear you say the "It literally could not go tits up"
This is a fucking masterpiece.
Meanwhile on /biz/ discords:
>get created
>stay for a week
>everyone gets obsessed over one thing
>It goes to shit and suicide hotline gets posted on announcements
>server gets deleted
>suicide hotline gets posted on announcements
Holy shit is this real?
The Circle of Life.
>4chan
>discord
big think
@@bradman7281 yep a day before they nuke the server
I hate my life but at least I don’t “made 700k and lost 700k in 3 days” hate my life.
Since I'm The Stupid when it comes to stonks, is there a reason he couldn't withdraw, let's say 500k and left 200k at the account?
@@SpoonJuggler nah he legit had access to 700k. he was just a gambling idiot and bet it all to the shitter. lmfao
@@christianmartin2814 Jesus
relateable
@@christianmartin2814 most of the gain/loss porn pre-gamestop are photos hopped and not real.
The amount of time we spend believing we can't is more than enough time to learn how you can.
-my Brain.
I'm definitely stealing this, you are genius.💯
"some people are so poor all they have is money"
@@austinmiller2115 You are absolutely right👍
Assets and investment is that tiny line that separates the rich from the poor.
@@stevekings9460 about investment, Bitcoin is the future and with the help of a professional trader you can touch the skies.
"Literally no money at risk" should be a meme
It is
It is a meme set in stone in the golden autistic halls of r/wallstreetbets... also "literally can't go tits up"
"literally cannot go tits up"
I would like your comment but it's at 666 likes. Truly this is meme-worthy.
“Literally cannot go tits up” is like the golden meme of wallstreetsbets you normie.
I am not affiliated with this, do not believe the lies.
If everyones poor nobodys rich.
There he is! Get him!
Underrated imo
I hate Robin Hood can't succseed if he's around.
Robin Hood is a socialist right
Ah yes, personal risk tolerance, because we can all afford 25k, let alone 50k and have that money in our accounts.
With the narrator's accent, it feels like this is the opening scene of a Guy Ritchie movie xD
“The Fed had money printers. So they started printing money.”
Venezuela and Germany: Hey, I’ve seen this one!
Interestingly, Nazism rose during the following period of deflation rather than during the hyperinflation. So maybe it's worth the risk.
@@MrSmith-gb1kn
literally this
czcams.com/video/qv1n6WdYTeQ/video.html
@@MrSmith-gb1kn I'm not smart enough yet to understand your comment
@@Applz101 After world war 1, Germany was punished by being made to owe lots of money to the countries they lost to. The amount they had to pay was unreasonable and they couldn't handle it, so they started printing money to pay it back. This resulted in hyperinflation, where the price of goods rises really rapidly because there's just more money around. There are famous pictures of people bringing wheelbarrows of money to buy bread. People generally think this is when the nazi party became popular, but it wasn't. They became popular a few years later during a period of deflation - where prices of stuff were falling slightly. The reason is that deflation can cause unemployment - companies aren't making enough money because of the lower prices so they fire workers, those workers spend less money so other companies make less money so they fire workers etc. . [So people were unemployed and therefore were unhappy and were willing to support anyone giving the promise of positive change.][see edit]
Hyperinflation is obviously and visibly bad, but deflation is bad in a more sneaky way.
Edit: it actually wasn't primarily the unemployed people who voted for the Nazis, most of them voted for the communists, but it was the small business owners and some professionals who were still making money but just not as much as before. Many Nazi votes were anti-communist votes because the Nazis were taking the hardest stance (most violent) on the communists. Communism would mean property owners losing their property to their employees and high earning workers no longer being high earners, along with a general instability that comes along with any radical reorganizing of a society.
Money printing doesn't always generate inflation. EU, US and Japan have been printing money a lot lately. Japan even tried to generate inflation by printing money and they were unsuccessful.
It doesn't mean it sometimes it does, though
Teacher explaining economics
Kid in class.
" I just YOLOed my parents college savings"
*dab*
Pog
The end of this video when he mentions the consequences of the money printer and what Jerome Powell did to delay the recession really hits hard at the moment.
every now and then I come back to this video, one of my favorites of all time.
These guys went from lunatics burning their money, to a a force that could take down a multi-billion dollar hedge fund AND profit from it too. The absolute madlads.
i’d imagine the Taking Down Billion Dollar Hedge Funds part was always there they just never decided to use it
@@wilhelmraspe1846 "it literally can't go tits up" - said by almost all of r/wsb moments before the gme/amc crash
The internet truly is the wild west of The modern era. Reddit/4chan can do great and terrible things when they actually work together.
Never underestimate weaponized autism
Power to the players.
We’re still lunatics burning our money
The mods banning Robinhood instantly from the Subreddit is just the funniest fucking thing to me given what’s happening right now.
Bruh i cried from laughter at that part i swear
I love the internet hahaha
"but if your calls don't hit that strike price, you're not paying this months rent" - Words to live by
This video has aged well
"I repeat this until I am sufficiently leveraged for my Personal Risk Tolerance." is quite possibly the most unintentionally funny sentence ever posted on reddit
Hey. I know very little about the stock market or finances, I'm just a dumbass teen (I mean, not AS dumb as the people featured in this video, but close enough), and while I managed to follow almost everything in the vid, I really don't get why this particular phrase was so funny. Can someone explain?
(Sorry for the dumb question)
Cape without a hero The funny phrase is Personal Risk. The only money he was risking is the initial $2000 dollars everything after that is Robinhood's money.
"I can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent." - WallStreetBets
And God bless those lovely bastards
Who do you think sold them these options though? Retail got milked, together with Melvin. The rest got fat off of straddles and selling calls to retards.
After the GameStop shenanigans you are hereby REQUIRED to do a sequel! 😂
Man I miss the old WSB :(
Same here bro
@@theartillery9724 Mods took a paycheck and now any talk of GME or Gamestop results in an immediate ban. Tell me you haven't closed without telling me you closed, amirite. r/Superstonk is where it's at.
The guy made $600k and became too greedy by not putting his money in properties and quietly live a life of free income.
He YOLO'd his way to 600k with several all or nothing bets...what makes you think that the threshold for getting out was anything less than _SUPREME LEADER OF ALL HUMANITY_
If I got that much I’d be like Ight I’m done here or just take 100,000 of it and invest small amounts of it all over
@@owenblount7334 Same if I got 100k+ income I would just but a bunch of apartments and put them up on rent and continue my college degree as the guy is 19 and go after a job I want to get into
I don't know much about these sketchy wallstreet betting apps but i doubt it would be easy to withdraw $600k in one transaction overnight. Would love to be proved wrong though?
Go big or go home. M i right?
Stock brokers: let’s short sell Game stop, it can’t possibly go tits up
And tits up they went
@@dopevader3673 If the retards of wsb get involved it WILL inadvertently go tits up for someone, somehow. Thats like a law of physics.
Still a shitty company
@@theexchipmunk Must take advice from them and make sure to avoid it.
Let's buy GME at $300/share
There's no way the price will taper back down to 50 bucks.
"You can think of it as a video game hack". That line just killed me. Like really - WHAT!?
I come back to watch this video at least 4/5 times every year. What a masterpiece. 😂
Me laying on the bed not knowing a single thing about the stock market: Yes, money is money.
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Aah, money can get me stuff.
PokeFan 28 stock is neither goods nor services.
(Gremlin voice)
Stonks💹
*Shows riots*
"And the world was back to normal..."
I mean he's not wrong.
@D s Nah, we only burn cars when the local football team win/lose in the quarter-finals or higher.
The new normal
@@scorpixel1866 lmao people riot when their teams win
@@scorpixel1866 I think they mean the Gilet Jaune protests since nobody releases international coverage of sports goons riots. Also the French are just stereotyped as revolutionaries because the whole guillotine the aristocracy move was bold
They found a way to (legally) steal from the riches and the riches got mad lmaoo
"Legally" is disputable but no one will probably be punished
_Did you ever hear the tragedy of _*_r/ Wallstreetbets?_*
_I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend..._
Remember kids, buy high sell low.
Also, steal your parent's credit card and invest in V-Bucks
What do you sell
Instructions unclear, now have several tall children in my basement and no stocks.
I think you mean buy when you're high, and sell when you've hit your low.
@@adedhuman9582 sell me v bucks my mom wont give me her credit card I heard she has free money on there and she wont share to give me the v buckies ☹
People who take their investment advice from Wallstreetbets are the type of people to sell their car to buy gas money
And they smell the gas for quality
Wsb doesn't invest nor gives investment advice. It's a casino. Trading/gambling isn't investing
@Coconut Crab with sniper
*Tastes, in a whine glass no doubt
I used to get fantastic investing advice from the sub and I still venture there to help me decide what my next move is. I shit you not, all you gotta do is go to that sub, ask for advise and the best stocks and the worst stocks, then promptly do the opposite you're told and you'll make a fortune.
to be fair, I needed a paint thinner...
Our grandparents got through two worlds wars and an actual depression. I think we can handle some money printing and a bad flu.
They lost to a goldfish, funniest shit I've ever seen
suprpised?
Don't you just love how in America, "full economic recovery" means that some pixels turn green while tens of millions are unemployed and facing eviction?
Yup. Fan-freakin'-tastic.
Bears stay strong through this hard time 🐻🐻💞💕
That’s the entire world dumbass
Don't you just love how in China, "full pandemic recovery" means that the CCP says the country has recovered and not reporting cases?
I sure love how you can fault local governor's and city leaders and not the president for that, the president himself never mandated any lockdowns themselves, look to local leadership
There was a documentary on the 2008 Wall Street Crash called "Inside Job"
One of the interviewees was a guy who, only a few years prior, was selling trinkets on the street. His brother hooked him up with a trading job, and next thing you know, he's in a suit being interviewed on the actual news about the state of the market (looking credible despite knowing jack shit). Basically a proto-WallStreetBets guy, representing how clueless the market was heading into the crash
Still on my list, that documentary. Looks good.
@@boiledelephant it's very good, great tension. definitely give it a watch!
ayee i saw that
Wallstreetbets is just pure comedy gold haha
"the mods banned the fucking robinhood account shortly"i haven't laughed so hard in months
"Chapter 3: Analfarmer 2"
Well, if that's not the name of a porno
The fact that it was "Analfarmer 2"...
Thus implying the existence of Analfarmer 1, a prototype that has vanished without a trace.
r/rimjobsteve
@@indoor_vaping hm
Stock markets: AKA Legalized gambling
Gambling is already legal tho dawg
More like options lol. Stock market is supposed to be long term investment for best ROI
Isaac Popowski not in most states
It's gambling when you YOLO your investments stupidly without actually researching where you put your into. In other words, what these people are doing.
@Virtual Sky Tate Gambling is a one-off, random act of chance that usually cannot be predicted, such as horse racing, roulette (including Russian Roulette), dice, etc. Stock market trends can be reasonably predicted and consistenly investing in carefully researched trends can give a steady flow of income. Gambling can't do any of that. It's more of a random, go-for-broke way of investing money, which is almost identical to what the poor saps in the video did.
I can't watch this video without screaming "JUST SELL FOR FUCKSAKES YOU WERE SET FOR FUCKING LIFE DUDE YOU LITERALLY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO MORTGAGE A FUCKING HOUSE AND YOU ARENT EVEN IN THE PRIME OF YOUR LIFE DUDE YOU HAD IT ALL WHYYYY"
ok
This had me dying the whole time 😂
This is essentially what happens when a bunch of gambling addicts get together and have delusions of being GigaBrain masterminds