Reading Mean Comments with John
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- čas přidán 4. 11. 2018
- Week two of Pizzamas begins with a REUNION VIDEO!
This time, I realized that we can search our comments for "John looks like" and "Hank looks like" and similar things to find who (and what) people think we look like over the years. Having literally hundreds of thousands of comments on this channel is an amazing honor, honestly. Reading through comments from deep in the history of this channel was really wonderful.
Also, very funny.
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John's tumblr - / fishingboatproceeds
Hank's twitter - / hankgreen
Hank's tumblr - / edwardspoonhands
HANK DID NOT PUT A LINK TO PIZZAMAS STUFF SO I WILL! All the Pizzamas stuff is ONLY AVAILABLE for the next few days. Get it now! Today's the day you put my face on your torso! store.dftba.com/collections/pizzamas -John
Does hank think being compared to Tom hanks is insulting?
And the moral of the story is VOTE!!!
Finger pointing + brother shaming = shade
czcams.com/users/shyshahg
I think the website is over populated. I can't access it at all.
most wholesome mean comments of all time
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More of a gentle roast.
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Mean comments in real world vs. Mean comments in vlogbrothers.............
I guess I'll just live here.
Burçe İlknur Ekşi I was just thinking that.
At first I didn't understand what you were talking about because I forgot that this was suppose to be mean comments... I've heard meaner comments from Kindergartners... and at that age mean comments is just calling mean people "meany head" which is more cute and funny than actually mean.
So this is an unreal tournament :)!
I’m one minute in and these aren’t even that bad like at all lol. Just comparing them to people. I screamed at the lamborgini guy comparision though haha
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JAMES POTTER WAS MISCAST. THE FILMS RUINED THE TRAGEDY OF THE POTTERS' EARLY DEATHS. IN THIS ESSAY I WILL
I know! During that whole part of the I was like “they were only 21...21... they were young adults...” and then they looked it up and I felt bad that they didn’t know.
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WRITE THE ESSAY 100% YOU HAVE PASSED HERE IS YOUR DIPLOMA IN BEING CORRECT
THEY WERE CHILDREN
THEY WERE ALL JUST CHILDREN
I totally agree, but I also understand that people who were actually young adults when the first film came out wouldn't make very good unchanged, unaging ghost parents by the time the last film came out. 🤷
@@illfayted I mean, they could have gotten a lot closer. Like, a lot.
illfayted Actually they could have achieved the effect by casting 20 yr olds and then deaging them through CGI every time they needed to
I enjoy the fact that most of these are like "Wow, these guys with hair and glasses look vaguely like other guys with hair and glasses."
True that. 😂
As a person with hair and glasses, I can attest that we pretty much all look alike.
now that hank changed his glasses to some wider frames, he, with his hair and glasses, looks even more like john with his hair and glasses. they could be BROTHERS.
Bernard from Megamind though, that one freaked me out.
@@ahman5612 This one is highly accurate. I completely agree.
The comment about hank looking like a startup exec straight up murdered me
So an Ouija board is your keyboard now:)!
Lmao sorry for the unintended death.
F
It murdered a *lot* of people (writing from the "afterlife," by the way).
*whispers quietly from the back* ...Hank is a startup exec...
why is Hank wearing a t-shirt with that guy I glanced at Walmart?!?!
Марина Боровик Eh? That would have to be a big t-shirt for them both to be wearing it at the same time...
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joke of the century
@@LadyAneh late, but you won the internet
you honestly cannot open with "john green looks like the guy you glance at at walmart" and expect anything else to have a fighting chance
"john looks like tired man trying to look wide awake"
He says as john looks so sleepy
As far as I could tell, John seemed to agree to that one.
Oh wow. I'm john.
Honestly, same
When I read that I was thinking how inaccurate that is since he isnt even trying to hide that he's tried in this one
One of the fun side effects of anti-anxiety meds is that you will never look quite alert. 🥱
OH MY GOD MY SPORT COAT COMMENT WAS READ. HANK I AM SINCERELY SORRY. I REALLY DIDN'T INTEND IT TO BE A MEAN COMMENT, JUST OBSERVATIONAL HUMOR.
Riley Riley Don’t apologize, it was hilarious hahah
When was Hank wearing sunglasses? I wish these were all annotated with the origin video.
@@LucaMasters It was in one of last week's videos "Watch my Dumb Dancing" about two minutes in.
Oh, right. Thanks!
Complexly’s company culture really emphasizes the synergistic alliances that strengthen the modern Silicon Valley narrative.* Leans back in his beanbag and takes a sip of macha tea *
Hank looks Tyler Oakley's dad.
And John DEFINITELY looks like Bernard from Megamind.
the video stopped 3 min ago and I'm still laughing
I like how there are no replies on this top comment because none of us have any clarifying remarks, we all felt the exact same way.
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I just keep rewatching it with a goofy smile on my face
this is the sweet sweet content i've signed up for
You know you are loved when these are the "mean" comments.
Half of these weren’t even mean ! Tom Hanks is a good looking chap!
Is he though? Now? I love him dearly, he's wonderful actor, rather good writer and has one of the best Instagram accounts of all times, but come on, good looking?
@@serczykowski I wouldn't say Tom Hanks is bad looking by any stretch of the imagination though. Doesn't mean he's the most physically gifted.
My mother once said that, from a certain angle, Tom Hanks looks handsome and, from another angle, he looks like PeeWee Herman. I agree.
@@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan And I'm gay. ;)
serczykowski Tom is good looking tf. Maybe it’s just my taste in men but he’s adorkable 😊
I love that one of the "mean" comments is "John is looking deliciously Jimmy Neutron". Deliciously! I love Nerdfighters
2018 John and Hank look like who Hollywood would cast to play 2007 John and Hank in their inevitable biopic.
Umm... for the win?... :D
...factual
Omg can you imagine a green brother biopic
John TOTALLY looks like middle-aged James Potter AHH!!
Theliterarykid so true
He really does! Also here's a Harry Potter fan film with a young James Potter haha czcams.com/video/j4eTeqjKjgI/video.html
Apple Juice Productions aww this was very cute!! Good job!
james potter has black hair though? isn't it his most emphasized characteristic?
@@Mehrnooshb thank you so much!
"reunited and it feels so good" -peaches and herb
Hey Jesus, I know it's a sin to swear but you're fucking amazing.
Who did you have to crucify to get verified, Jesus?
You're here too!? Jesus Christ!
WAIT OMG ARE YOU THE JESUS FROM JACKSUCKSATLIFE'S CHANNEL? OMG
Phineas and Ferb
Where's the hour-long cut of this?
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ChesuMori Yes please!!
You can get close with the “Dear Hank and John” podcast! Just Google it, sit back, and relax while listening to the comedy podcast about death :D
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@@MasterOfXy I'm so far behind... I think the most recent episode I've listened to is from May or something.
On the sixth day of Pizzamas
The Vlogbrothers gave to me
Kind, nerdy roasts of the third degree
Lovely! Nothing like a good roast!
"There was never a middle-aged James Potter. " Did you have to bring that up, it still hurts 😢
I'm totally with you on this one Hannah, it hurts on so many levels! (Btw: Great timing to finish my half year+ of binge-watching and get a reunion video as the first up-to-date-video!)
Yep, when they were saying how James Potter was always middle-aged and I was thinking sadly he never was. Casting in the movies was so bad for this, people forget how awfully young Lily and James were when the died.
This looks like 2008 CZcams
In a good way.
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You mean when mcr was still together?
@@human9460 When they were,
the young greens
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Every interaction of John and Hank makes me wonder what their parents did right and I want to have sons that live life together the way they do. Can their parents please publish a manual?
What a delightful video. In honor, here is a joke in the form of a Roses Are Red poem:
Rabbits can't math
It's not an illusion
Why is that so?
They jump to conclusions
Why do i feel like this shouldve been in alice in wonderland
But rabbits are good at multiplying.
"I'm gonna take my shirt off".....I dont think this is that kind of video Hank.
Reunions just got a lot more interesting
Sooo that'd how it is in their family..... (quietly hoping you understand the Ferris Bewler's Day Off reference... or I'm just too old)
@@belindaweber7999 😂 Dont worry, you're not that old I got it :)
@@mommamay01 maybe you're both old
@@Nuisance_Bear I'm 29, that's not old friend.
*Hank looks like handsome squidward*
That's a compliment in my book 😂😂😂
It's a pleonasm in mine ; )
its been 2 years and i'm still laughing at "John looks like the guy you glance at at walmart"
Surprise reunion videos are the best reunion videos
Tnx
Please tell your cousin congrats from everyone in Nerdfighteria!
John Green, New York Times bestselling author and the guy you glance at in Walmart
Literally they had to have made bernard to be John Green
Why was 3:00 such a pure moment? The laugh then their expressions when they were conducting it brought me immense joy.
REUNION!!! what!!! how did you keep this from us????!!
At the end of Friday’s video John said, “Hank, I’ll see you on Monday.”
(If I remember correctly.)
@@Nhoj31neirbo47 yeah but hank was supposed to upload a video here anyway so even if they didn't meet for a wedding John would have seen him
John green and Henry will always be the happy ending James and Harry deserved. Oh their names also start with the same letters, J and H
This comment right here has nowhere near enough likes.
This is a fantastic observation, I like it
I love the Idea of Hank conducting an orchestra 😂 almost peed myself
Suggestion: One of you or both dye your hair green. I don't care you're over 35.
Parta Canna that’s a good P4A idea!
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Well, P4A is fast approaching and also there is spray paint for hair.
...HANK'S PUNISHMENT?!
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Parta Canna
They’re 40 and 43.
I bought your book today Hank!:) Pizzamas gift to myself I guess!
Enjoy! It's wonderful!
@@kcallamajaji Thanks! I can't wait to read it!
@@kcallamajaji one might even say its an absolutely remarkable thing.
This is actually one of my favorite videos y’all have ever done
"John looks like a tired man trying to look wide awake."
SAME.
Such nerds. I love you, guys.
I love the artefacts of youtube video compression getting crazy trying to depict the subtle less black shade of black on Hank's shirt/John's face.
I was hoping you’d use this feature to search for the first uses of stuff like “dftba”, “nerdfighter”, “decrease world suck”, etc., but I gotta admit this is probably the best thing you could’ve done instead. 😂
(Also as a follow up to my comment on Friday’s video: I turned my ballot in this morning! Still however coordinating a family pizzamas order lol.)
Reading "looks like" comments could become a CZcams trend.
I love how even the insults on vlogbrothers are more intelligent than the insults on most other channels
It's great that this is what we classify as mean comments on Nerdfighteria 😂
You realise that now you’ve done this, all your commenters will spend the next year trying to think up amusingly mean comments for every single video in the hopes that there will be a return to this at a later date. Also, I’m horribly offended that you didn’t use the mean comment I made about John’s garden looking like a bunch of fresh graves.
I keep coming back to this video when I’m feeling down, it’s just so gosh darn delightful!
“John Green with that mustache looks like the guy you glance at at Walmart” is like a modern Mark Twain quote, it’s so potent and evocative.
This video made me so happy, reunions are THE BEST
good content i would watch this for 2 hours
gas_on_my_hands Well you can listen to something similar on the “Dear Hank and John” podcast!
Love John's laugh especially at the Walmart comment
Hank's laughter is the most adorable thing I've seen in a while
It’s a Pizzamas Miracle!
Last time I was this early I had thought of a better joke
These died a long time ago, buddy.
What was the joke?
I don't think I've ever laugh harder at a vlogbrothers video. We watched this in the office and everyone was dying of laughter
I love when they’re together! My favorite videos hands down
We always forget how young James and Lily Potter were because they adjusted the casting to get Alan Rickman playing Snape (valid). But yeah, they were 21.
Right but surly Alan Rickman could have played a 32 year old in 2001 😅
My library just ordered extra copies of An Absolutely Remarkable Thing! Yay!!
This video made my day 100x better. Love you both. Enjoy the cake
I love reunion videos SO much, I watch them 3-4 times in a row because I can't concentrate on content and cuteness and awesomeness at the same time.
You guys have a wholesome comment section if these were the "mean" comments. This video made my day :).
IM GONNA BUY HANKS NEW BOOK SOON
Omg you gave me a heart ilysm ♡
+Hannah Leanna
I'm pretty much half way through and so far it's really, really good! And I am most definitely not just saying that because I like him.
I bought Hank's book this morning!
You should! From what I know you, a person that has a cat similar to mine, I have to assume you have similar tastes as well, and I found it amazing :)
Yeah, me too (as soon as it gets a lil cheaper in my country! 😂)
I love you guys, your goofiness wit, and generosity this channel got me through my first year deep of depression
just recently found your channel and I must say you are wonderful to watch!
Rewatching this a year later and it’s still hilarious
I love that John whispers that James is deceased as if we don’t all think about the Potter family every day of our lives
This made my day and it's not even 7 am yet. But I can already tell my day is going to be great because of this video.
This video lead me down the positively delightful rabbit hole of watching many many more John and Hank reunion videos, so thank you for making me laugh then and now again
I love vlogbrothers videos. Reunion ones are special.
John being utterly unable to recover from the Walmart comment is my favorite part of this
This is my new favorite reunion video!!
Thanks I needed this, made me smile. You guys are great. And there were some great comments in there, so go Nerdfighters!
"Linear television".
I'm gonna use that.
Middle aged james potter was when he was ten lol.
oh... sadness...
Too soon omg
Oof.
Oof
SAD! hahaha. if you want to see a correctly cast James Potter, this is a fan film with a great representation! czcams.com/video/j4eTeqjKjgI/video.html
this is at the same time one of the best roast and also a good and funny way to deviate bad comments into something great. kudos.
I think this may be my most favourite reunion video to date!
"There was never a middle aged James Potter."
"Until me"
LOL
Reunion videos are one of my favorite things ever!
Wanna trade comment sections?
Who has already created a Playlist of the vlogbrothers being funny together?! I need more of this!! Especially right now as I am dealing with an MS diagnosis and beginning new treatment/infusion next week. The treatment is all day and recovery could be a bit. Wholesome fun and laughter is needed.
You guys are great. Thanks for making me smile.
Watching this in 2020 and you are sitting WAY too close together for two people that just got off a flight
dear Hank:
I read your book. I see we have to keep up with the family tradition of killing off all the characters I love. Thank you for the consistency.
Noelle H. Hm, guess I won’t read Hank’s book now.
(I know you weren’t trying to give spoilers, but...¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
My favourite CZcams chanel of all time!You guys are the best!
I like that this is the video youtube recommends on at least one day of every pizzamas
Happy Pizzamas!
hank looks like hank green in a pizzamas shirt
How does anyone leave a mean comment about them and not feel guilty about it??
You guys are great and also it's great how accurate these are.
Still one of my favorite videos from you guys
I literally shouted "IT'S JOHN GREEN!" when I watched Megamind for the first time XD I'm dead
Honestly, I laughed harder at "Ned Flanders lookalike", but "the guy you glance at at WalMart" is still such a great burn. It's so highly specific.
Your videos never fail to make me smile but it's super special when we get both of you together 😊
I really enjoy your reunion videos. And the other ones too.
John looks like an adult version of Miles from Looking For Alaska... wait a minute
This was surprisingly wholesome. This is why i'm happy to be a member of Nerdfighteria.
I really needed this, thank you!
Why do I keep coming back to this video?
Wholesome content.
A Scottish request for a vlogbrothers cover of 500 miles please
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"John, I will continue to see you now" xD
This brightens up my day so much and reminds me of when I used to watch your daily videos as a small preteen 💕 I love you guys.
this is honestly one of my all time favorite vb videos. the whole thing makes me crylaugh