THE FOLLOWING RAILROADS CURRENTLY OPERATE IN THE U.S. STATE OF ILLINOIS: A&R TERMINAL RAILROAD, AG RAIL, AG VALLEY RAILROAD, ALTON AND SOUTHERN RAILWAY, BELT RAILWAY OF CHIGAGO, BLOOMER LINE, B N S F RAILWAY. BEGIN DISCUSSUION.
Hey, Billy Mays. I was wondering if you could help me out. I was using your Zorbeez product recently on some papers I spilled some red wine on and it sucked the red wine right out. Unfortunately, it seems to have sucked out a lot of the ink too and I think they were my divorce papers. Can you please help me get divorced? I really want to be divorced. Many thanks, Jonitor (it's a European name)
I'm not a fan of him. I live in the basement.... he forces me to watch his videos, and all of the ads are this commercial. I haven't seen my ex-wife since the peanut butter incident of... I don't even remember what year that was... I miss the outside world...
If you got a real mess and want to clean like the pros, then you’ve got to see this! Hi, Billy Mays here with Zorbeez, the most absorbent material I’ve ever used. It has the strength and the muscle to pick up and hold over 20 ounces of liquid. Look at this! Zorbeez attracts liquid like a magnet! It doesn’t matter if it’s coffee, soda, even red wine! Watch how this powerful vacuum action pulls and cleans the stain from out of the carpet - just that quick. The secret is in the X27 fiber technology, making Zorbeez over 27 times more absorbent than cotton! Forget towels that just drip. And, unlike sponges that smell, Zorbeez is odorfree and leaves a path of clean. Now, you could clean and dry and never leave anything behind! You’ll be amazed as just how much they absorb - and they’re machine washable. Dry your entire car, even your dog! Use any cleaner for streak-free windows. An average family uses up to two rolls of paper towels every week. That’s cash in the trash. Save money and even help save the environment. You get two jumbo Zorbeez plus three extra large for only $14.99. But call right now and I’ll send you another five Zorbeez absolutely free! That’s 10 Zorbeez for only $14.99! And as a special bonus, we’ll also include our Micromen Microfiber Duster free. It’s great for blinds, plants, glass, and more - and attracts just like a magnet! That’s a $60-value all for only $14.99. And here’s the best part: We’ll send you a set of Zorbeez free whenever you need them for life. Just pay shipping and processing. But you got to call now.
HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? HI DOUGDOUG HERE WITH THE NEW ZORBEEZ! THE MOST ABSORBENT MATERIAL I'VE EVER USED! TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF ZORBEEZ, I POURED THIS GALLON OF MILK ON MY COUNTER! THAT'S CASH IN THE TRASH! BUT WITH THE POWER OF ZORBEEZ! *Plop* "............ shit......." "AND WE'LL DOUBLE THE MILK, ABSOLUTELY FREE!"
I actually want to buy this product now. Someone spilled orange liquid on my sheets and the stains remain to this day. This angers me, but if I had Zorbeez, I would be a happier human.
THE FOLLOWING RAILROADS CURRENTLY OPERATE IN THE U.S. STATE OF ILLINOIS: A&R TERMINAL RAILROAD, AG RAIL, AG VALLEY RAILROAD, ALTON AND SOUTHERN RAILWAY, BELT RAILWAY OF CHIGAGO, BLOOMER LINE, B N S F RAILWAY. BEGIN DISCUSSUION.
Trains Rights
*loud buzzer sound*
THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING TO TRAIN FACTS, CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN FOR FREE DIVORCE LAYERS
Pog
um, actually, it's called "boomer wine", not "bloomer line" smh my head
Update: I have memorized and performed this masterpiece over 37 times, and have annoyed 3 friend groups into leaving me.
congrats i guess
Based I learned the entirety of the minecraft story mode and ninjago intro lol
same
good lad
IF YOU GOTTA A REAL MESS GET ZORBEEZ
So who is here with me after hearing DougDoug recite almost perfectly the whole ad like a gigachad?
At this point if your here you know Doug doug
Hy Doug, I don't think I'm in the twitch chat anymore
IT'S ZORBIN TIME
Don’t zorb the dog!
I was concerned and angrily said “why do I know this”
The thumbnail I saw immediately afterwards was Doug staring into my soul
dougdoug is 50 miles away from your current location. 49. 48. 47…
5. 4. 3...
Living room.Stairway.Door…
Imagine just wanting to watch a billy mays commercial and having to figure out who the heck this doug guy is
I forgot that I put this on my music playlist
No, you meant too and I don’t blame you
absolute catJam
cease and desist
It do slap though
Based
THAT’S CASH IN THE TRASH!
Save money and even help save the environment
Even your dog!
@@notelias64 YOU GET 2 JUMBO ZORBEEZ PLUS THREE EXTRA LARGE FOR ONLY 14.99!!
For only £14.99!
This really makes me wanna divorce paper towels
DougDoug told me to buy the zorbeez multi pack
no he didnt
@@hookahgodrob He did. I was there.
Trash in the cash 😂
He also told me this was rigged.
Buy it
THE AVERAGE FAMILY USES UP TO 2 ROLLS OF PAPER TOWELS PER WEEK! THAT'S CASH IN THE TRASH!
"That's cash in the trash" I still quote this to this day. I love Billy Mays
ITS TIME TO ZORB, MY FELLOW CHATLANTIANS, DOUGTOPIANS, A CREW AND Z CREW ALIKE! WE WILL ZORB UNTILL DAWN!
B E G I N D I S C U S S I O N ! !
(screams internally)
OPEN THE FART GATES!
GO A CREW
@@anthonystrangio CLOSE THE GATES
RIGGED
Also, OPEN THE FART GATES
ITS ZORBIN TIME
DOUG DOUG, YOU DID THIS SOMEHOW.
DougDoug did do this...
And now it's RIGGED.
RIGGED
r/Hecate dougdoug is furious
There has been a lack of Zorbeez on the last couple of streams. I've come to get my fix
I have officially memorized this by heart
I have lost 3 friend groups because I will randomly start performing this.
@@RatRhapsody a sacrifice in the name of Billy Mays
Don't lie. Either that, or tell me what the 13th sentence he says is. Without watching the video. I'll know if you did
This really makes me want to buy a DogDog.
What😂
@@Thenix- RIGGED
Even your dog, even your dog, even your dog, even your dog, even your dog, even your dog, even your dog,
@@dr.scriptygamez1770even your dog, even your dog, *elgrim the dog!?*
“Go ahead, call the police. They can’t Unzorb your dog!” Billy Mays, probably
THE FOLLOWING BILLY MAYS ADS OPERATE IN THE PRICE OF 14.99
:ZORBEEZ
:MICROFIBER DUSTER
:ILLINOIS RAILWAYS
:ZORBEEZ
BEGIN DISCUSSION.
Hey, Billy Mays. I was wondering if you could help me out. I was using your Zorbeez product recently on some papers I spilled some red wine on and it sucked the red wine right out. Unfortunately, it seems to have sucked out a lot of the ink too and I think they were my divorce papers. Can you please help me get divorced? I really want to be divorced. Many thanks, Jonitor (it's a European name)
Don’t listen to him billy mays, he’s using the Zorbeez to capture kids and eat them
Billy Mays is DEAD! 😢
Don’t trust this man, he eats children
R.I.P A true legend
At least he died doing what he loved
@@dimitri7615he sure did
THATS CASH IN THE TRASH
I’ve literally memorized this entire thing.
Trust me, we all have
It’s Zorbin Time
Hello fellow DougDoug fans, I too am a man of culture
Edit: read the replies
Hello
I'm not a fan of him. I live in the basement.... he forces me to watch his videos, and all of the ads are this commercial. I haven't seen my ex-wife since the peanut butter incident of... I don't even remember what year that was... I miss the outside world...
@@GarfieldtheMoviefeaturingBill 👍😀 Very awesome
@@GarfieldtheMoviefeaturingBill this is why we divorced, you were cheating on me with a-crew
I was sceptical until i heard it works on my dog too
I like the Windows XP pinball game sound effects.
DOUGDOUG
1:06 Cash in the trash
Listening to this and DougDoug say this side by side is wild
EVEN YOUR DOUG?!?!!!
I’m buying some Zorbees after my divorce!
Now I know why he doesn’t like the Shamwow guy
It’s machine washable but after you wash it you have. To ring out the water
I can't believe you can even zorb your dog!!
THAT'S CASH IN THE TRASH
If you got a real mess and want to clean like the pros, then you’ve got to see this!
Hi, Billy Mays here with Zorbeez, the most absorbent material I’ve ever used. It has the
strength and the muscle to pick up and hold over 20 ounces of liquid.
Look at this! Zorbeez attracts liquid like a magnet! It doesn’t matter if it’s coffee, soda,
even red wine!
Watch how this powerful vacuum action pulls and cleans the stain from out of the carpet
- just that quick.
The secret is in the X27 fiber technology, making Zorbeez over 27 times more absorbent
than cotton! Forget towels that just drip. And, unlike sponges that smell, Zorbeez is odorfree and leaves a path of clean.
Now, you could clean and dry and never leave anything behind! You’ll be amazed as just
how much they absorb - and they’re machine washable.
Dry your entire car, even your dog! Use any cleaner for streak-free windows.
An average family uses up to two rolls of paper towels every week. That’s cash in the
trash. Save money and even help save the environment.
You get two jumbo Zorbeez plus three extra large for only $14.99. But call right now and
I’ll send you another five Zorbeez absolutely free! That’s 10 Zorbeez for only $14.99!
And as a special bonus, we’ll also include our Micromen Microfiber Duster free. It’s
great for blinds, plants, glass, and more - and attracts just like a magnet!
That’s a $60-value all for only $14.99. And here’s the best part: We’ll send you a set of
Zorbeez free whenever you need them for life. Just pay shipping and processing. But you
got to call now.
in the second to last paragraph, the micromen microfibre duster attracts DUST like a magnet not just like a magnet
@@limitlesscord7319 i just copy pasted from the script lol
@@PixelGamer199 well that script was WRONG, if you were a REAL Zorbeez fan you'd be able to write it all out from memory
mb
@@PixelGamer199 lol its fine
IT LEAVES A PATH OF CLEAN
How do you wash zorbeez if they absorb all the water from the washing machine like a magnet?
zorb
They just stop working
They have an ON/OFF switch
DougDoug has PTSD
When I watch billy Mays all of these commercials were done before 2009. That’s crazy to me now
DOUG DOUG RAID CASH IN THE TRASH
Doug: AND IF YOU CALL NOW, WE'LL GIVE YOU AN EXTRA CARTON OF MILK!
(Proceeds To Pour 2 Cartons Of Milk Across His Table)
Go watch that video already
I love how it says "But you gotta call now!" But then there's never a phone number on screen
EVEN YOUR DOG
Don't wipe the dog chat
POV your a dougdoug viewer
even your dog
ZORBEEZ CURED MY PET SAM FROM HIS OBSESSION WITH THE CRABS SECRET! 1997/10!
ITS FUCKIN ZORBIN TIME
Now I want a zorbeez
0:05 Hi, Billy Mays here with Orbeez!
LONG LIVE THE HOLY LINE
HOO HOO HOO, HOO HOO HOO
If you don't understand the reference what are you even doing here?
wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo
Imagine you don't know what a shit king is and you just want to know what people think about zorbin the dog
Literally 1499
Incluso tu perro,,. jajaja,.expectacular eran todas las ocurrencias en cada producto...
1:51 I swear to God, I swear to God! NOOOO!!
Gonna try memorise this brb
I'll be joining you in attempting this
@@A_Very_Common_Problem yippee !!
@@OMITTHEANOMALIEbzzzz
where can i buy this thing
my wife said she would divorce me if i kept watching billy mays ads. look where i am now
is zorbeez keto ?
as long as he only uses it to wipe up olive oil
Thats cash in the trash
NOW YOU CAN CLEAN AND DRY, AND NEVER LEAVE ANYTHING BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you doug
I just want some person who's never heard of DougDoug before to come in here and be confused by all the comments.
It's Zorbin' time!
My name is douglas scott wreden
its zorbin time
Fly high billy
HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? HI DOUGDOUG HERE WITH THE NEW ZORBEEZ! THE MOST ABSORBENT MATERIAL I'VE EVER USED! TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF ZORBEEZ, I POURED THIS GALLON OF MILK ON MY COUNTER! THAT'S CASH IN THE TRASH! BUT WITH THE POWER OF ZORBEEZ! *Plop* "............ shit......." "AND WE'LL DOUBLE THE MILK, ABSOLUTELY FREE!"
Top 10 Epic Anime Battles:
Phil Swift vs this guy
why "this guy"
because vince vs mays
TOP EPIC ANIME BATTLE:
DougDoug The Side Charactar (as himself) VS Chat, But Everything Is RIGGED (as themselves)
RIGGERD
fucking masterpiece
Where can i buy it
EVEN YOUR DOG!
billy mays should advertise the dougdoug mugmug
gonna try and copy the format of this for my advertisement project
just copy it 😊
EVEN YOUR DOG
I memorized the ad, my life is complete and I’ve won $5 so far. 🎉
it's zorbin' time
DOUG
DOUGW
RIGGED
I actually want to buy this product now. Someone spilled orange liquid on my sheets and the stains remain to this day. This angers me, but if I had Zorbeez, I would be a happier human.
Begin DISCUSSION
zorbeez vs shamwow
It's zorbin time
I got bored so I memorized the first 30 seconds
sponges that smell
ZORBIN TIME
MORBIUS BE MORBIN. BILLY BE ZORBIN 💦💦💦
EFIT: it’s zorbin’ time
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ZORBEEZ
HEY BILLY MAYS HERE
This comment section must be incomprehensible to someone who didn’t watch the dougdoug vid
Or stream
It’s Zorbin time
you can zorb your dog.
0:06
THAT’S A $60 VALUE, ALL FOR ONLY $14.99!
South Park
1:06
AND EVEN YOUR DOG!
I CAN ZORB MY DOG!?
YOU CAN ZORB YOUR DOG
Plants?
Zorbeez With Gramma
I CAUGHT ZORBEEZ
*UnBeLiVaBLe!*