If you’re alone with him, he has no choice but to revive you himself . He could leave you like that but he doesn’t . Not sure whether he’s just too lazy to find someone else to protect him or he does care what happened and is showing it in the only way he currently knows how. He knows he made a mistake and is fully prepared to fix it and receive whatever punishment you give him. He knows you could kill him, he knows a full party could kill him, but he just waits there anyway. he just goes to his tent and stands there, pretending to look like he doesn’t care while he waits for you or the others to punish him. He knows that he could be killed for his actions but he never tries to run, kill witnesses or destroy the evidence. It’s interesting. People like to think he’s evil and kill him off but there’s always another way to look at things if you just take a moment to think about it all. It is amusing though . His “ something terrible has happened” gives off the same energy as Willy wonka fake worry whenever the kids got into trouble . Lol
One solar lance and a supernova to the face later: Astarion: "What in the sweet Hells were you thinking activating that lance? I was right there! Gods, do you have any idea how much that hurt?" Tav: "Not many corpses have your vigor."
Don’t worry, you have plenty of opportunities later to get your revenge. Not that I’ve tried any of them, I cant bring myself to do anything mean to him lol
Tav is literally followed around by the god of death, who is determined to go full Dark Souls and revive her until her quest is done to spite the three fuckups that he loaned his job to when he got bored by it. Dying doesn't mean much.
Fun fact: if you go too long without long resting, Astarion just straight up tells you in dialogue that he’s a vampire without you having to go through the cutscene of catching him trying to feed from you.
In my story telling inside my head, Astarion was too scared to bite my dark urge so he just told her he was a vampire! czcams.com/video/K_JyMGzWmoY/video.html&t
I always gave astarion a hard time. Like i wouldve chosen the 3rd option in the end. The one that said "who will you bit next when youre hungry?". For some reason i think my sassy tav made him like her more lol
My Durge punched him the morning after he killed my guy. It was hilarious to see. And then my Durge was like, *_boy, I feel better now_* Of course my Durge didn't even make any rolls to stop Astarion, he just wanted to know what it felt like to have one's life slip away like that. A bit more than he bargained for. XD
I had Astarion talk to Withers to bring her back which was extra funny when Astarion is surprised to see her alive. I actually didn't even HAVE Withers at this point so I had to go get him!
Yeah, I think it would have, haha. I was just thinking it would be funnier to go get Withers for story telling purposes in my head. 😂 @@catandrobbyflores
Ever since I found out you can get a permanent +2 to Strength out of keeping him alive until act 2, I've tolerated a lot more from him. He still never seems to improve or "grow on you" though.
I recorded this on my gaming laptop which is all I had at the time. I just got a new computer and it runs like a spaceship! ZERO frame rate issues! I'm so happy!! :)
@@Colm1800 dude. It's a video game. I dunno what your hang up is with fictional characters and "If you like x you must be mentally I'll because reasons!" But you need to chill out. It is never that serious.
@@Colm1800 I'd be more worried if he were a real person. In the real world 😐 You're literally over here going on "righteous" tirades calling people damaged for being attracted to a video game character and playing the game how they want to. Save all that energy for real people doing actual harm in the real world. Not the male equivalent of Lady Dimitrisu. Wait 'till you find out that people are also attracted to Minthara! And Raphael! Oh the horror! Hot villainous pixels 😱! Get real.
I love that you don't even get disapproval for punching him; he low-key realized he deserved it.
Потому что это не удар по шарам Хд
I mean considering he straight up murdered you even he has to realize he got off light lmao
I laughed my ass off when morning came and I was just dead on the floor
"Oh no...something terrible has happened"
If you’re alone with him, he has no choice but to revive you himself . He could leave you like that but he doesn’t . Not sure whether he’s just too lazy to find someone else to protect him or he does care what happened and is showing it in the only way he currently knows how. He knows he made a mistake and is fully prepared to fix it and receive whatever punishment you give him. He knows you could kill him, he knows a full party could kill him, but he just waits there anyway. he just goes to his tent and stands there, pretending to look like he doesn’t care while he waits for you or the others to punish him. He knows that he could be killed for his actions but he never tries to run, kill witnesses or destroy the evidence. It’s interesting. People like to think he’s evil and kill him off but there’s always another way to look at things if you just take a moment to think about it all.
It is amusing though . His “ something terrible has happened” gives off the same energy as Willy wonka fake worry whenever the kids got into trouble . Lol
SAME LMAO
His casual "oh no something has happened" yeah you mf that's what happened now put down the book and have withers save me
One solar lance and a supernova to the face later:
Astarion: "What in the sweet Hells were you thinking activating that lance? I was right there! Gods, do you have any idea how much that hurt?"
Tav: "Not many corpses have your vigor."
That would have been the perfect response and throw back! 😂😂
czcams.com/users/shortsK6ZTLnCNNzk
Tav: Punches Astarion with right arm, moving from right to left.
Astarion: Reacts by turning to his right.
Something's not adding up here...
i didnt even notice it HAHAH
I cringed 😂 my coach would never let me back into gym
Hit him so hard, momentum got confused as to what direction it was moving.
The gnome jump is funnier they like, launch themselves into the air
I got lucky on my roll. I just imagined Tav screaming "OKLAHOMA!" as their safe word
A punch is getting off easy.
Astarion dies every time for me. fucking leech.
Completely agree!
Don’t worry, you have plenty of opportunities later to get your revenge. Not that I’ve tried any of them, I cant bring myself to do anything mean to him lol
Tav is literally followed around by the god of death, who is determined to go full Dark Souls and revive her until her quest is done to spite the three fuckups that he loaned his job to when he got bored by it. Dying doesn't mean much.
@Knuspabrot I'd still be pretty pissed that I trusted someone and they killed me, regardless of revival magic.
I love videos that go straight to the point
@mystery_machine4244 I knew what people came here to see, haha
Not his face, not his beautiful face!
Fun fact: if you go too long without long resting, Astarion just straight up tells you in dialogue that he’s a vampire without you having to go through the cutscene of catching him trying to feed from you.
In my story telling inside my head, Astarion was too scared to bite my dark urge so he just told her he was a vampire!
czcams.com/video/K_JyMGzWmoY/video.html&t
I always gave astarion a hard time. Like i wouldve chosen the 3rd option in the end. The one that said "who will you bit next when youre hungry?". For some reason i think my sassy tav made him like her more lol
I agree, I think Astarion does like sassy Tav!
My Durge punched him the morning after he killed my guy. It was hilarious to see. And then my Durge was like, *_boy, I feel better now_*
Of course my Durge didn't even make any rolls to stop Astarion, he just wanted to know what it felt like to have one's life slip away like that. A bit more than he bargained for. XD
That is really funny! To punch him after not making any saving throws 😂Love it!
He doesn’t even disapprove.
Just “yeah okay, I deserved that”
It's so funny that he doesn't disapprove
Thank you for doing what I never could 😂
You're welcome! I just wish I could do more! ❤😂
You mean you didn't even elbow him when he tried to bite you? I wish I had your control
And this is how our insane, whirlwind of a romance began, I love they have this option...😂
Man I cant believe I mised this cutscene I didnt have any soul scrolls left and i just reloded till i got the rolls right.
i kicked him out of my party lol
😂😂
I admit I stabbed him the first time he tried to eat me. But then I reloaded my save just because I wanted to continue listening to his voice.
@@leyrua Neil Newbon has the best voice ever! It's hard to keep him out of your party!
Ah nice, I was wondering how he reacts if you just punch him
did you bring yourself back by playing another character and talking to withers?
I had Astarion talk to Withers to bring her back which was extra funny when Astarion is surprised to see her alive. I actually didn't even HAVE Withers at this point so I had to go get him!
@@greykinspaws wouldn't a scroll of revival work?
@catandrobbyflores can confirm, the scroll does work.
Yeah, I think it would have, haha. I was just thinking it would be funnier to go get Withers for story telling purposes in my head. 😂 @@catandrobbyflores
Gale was the one who revived me. He was the only one who had a scroll available and I didn't have Withers yet 😂
Some day when I am old and gray Asstarion will live past the beach or camp......... wait ... I am old and gray. Oh well
Ever since I found out you can get a permanent +2 to Strength out of keeping him alive until act 2, I've tolerated a lot more from him. He still never seems to improve or "grow on you" though.
god damn, ppl play with the fps and graphics so bad?
I recorded this on my gaming laptop which is all I had at the time. I just got a new computer and it runs like a spaceship! ZERO frame rate issues! I'm so happy!! :)
You need a better computer or a better OS than Windows. The fps was atrocious.
I just got a Corsair Vengeance. It's gonna run like a Spaceship 😊😊
Hey, I got my new computer set up and it has ZERO frame rate issues! I'm so happy!! :)
@@greykinspaws Nice! Good for you man :)
ahhh yes, the classic astarion gas lighting every damaged mentally ill person falls for.
Lighten up and chill out.
@@rosegolden8959 you're just mad you're being called out :D go to therapy
@@Colm1800 dude. It's a video game. I dunno what your hang up is with fictional characters and "If you like x you must be mentally I'll because reasons!" But you need to chill out. It is never that serious.
@@rosegolden8959 hes literally a walking red flag "i can fix him" character lmao, keep coping
@@Colm1800 I'd be more worried if he were a real person. In the real world 😐 You're literally over here going on "righteous" tirades calling people damaged for being attracted to a video game character and playing the game how they want to. Save all that energy for real people doing actual harm in the real world. Not the male equivalent of Lady Dimitrisu. Wait 'till you find out that people are also attracted to Minthara! And Raphael! Oh the horror! Hot villainous pixels 😱! Get real.