How To Beat POOH & PIGLET In "Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood & Honey"

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  • @mehspongebob926
    @mehspongebob926 Před rokem +1916

    Amazing vid as always
    Have a damn good day 😄

  • @jvever4904
    @jvever4904 Před rokem +3715

    So the animals don't know how to get their own food, but Pooh can drive a car?? Wild.

    • @judehanma
      @judehanma Před rokem +187

      Thats the "human" part of "human-hybrid". Hes as smart as a human so he probably knew how to drive for some reasons.

    • @jebusdede7777
      @jebusdede7777 Před rokem +445

      @@judehanma but apparently not smart enought to hunt? this movie is goofy

    • @yagamilight3216
      @yagamilight3216 Před rokem +77

      @@jebusdede7777 it was winter and they were kids how they gon hunt

    • @liculle
      @liculle Před rokem +35

      ​@@judehanma wow I always see you in osu!mania comment sections but I wasn't expecting to find you here. 😅

    • @undead890
      @undead890 Před rokem +115

      Were you expecting peak cinema from a movie called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey"

  • @bigdexmedia5233
    @bigdexmedia5233 Před rokem +3024

    Turning your phones off while one of your friends is lost is by far the dumbest way to die in a horror film

    • @yougotnojams5066
      @yougotnojams5066 Před rokem +149

      thats the final nail to the coffin. its a nice concept, ill give it that but why would you restrict the only form of communication that you have easily accessesable to you incase of emergencies? its like they're begging to go missing

    • @seervr1715
      @seervr1715 Před rokem +3

      Yd

    • @Person-sf7ql
      @Person-sf7ql Před rokem +26

      Literally the worst friends on existence lmao like wtf were they thinking???

    • @costanvaarwel8932
      @costanvaarwel8932 Před rokem +28

      🎵 *"Dumb ways to die"* 🎵

    • @ashurad_fox5991
      @ashurad_fox5991 Před rokem +12

      It's a nice idea on some circumstances (especially if you consider the small cliche of "someone randomly calling you while hiding, and your ringtone is very loud) but on this occasion.. not really.
      The best option here for that is turn on vibrate only or silent.

  • @winters_revolt
    @winters_revolt Před rokem +747

    I feel like the whole premise falls apart instantly when you remember the fact that Rabbit is a gardener and plants stuff in bulk. I feel like he would have enough foresight to make food for the winter. Even a bad one such as the one described.

    • @mistwowlol
      @mistwowlol Před rokem +120

      Do they explain how the animals were eating BEFORE Christopher showed up, because- 😭

    • @winters_revolt
      @winters_revolt Před rokem +36

      @mistwowlol As far I know. Nope. They do not. And they are described as adolescent anthromorphs.

    • @nightdrivenen7909
      @nightdrivenen7909 Před rokem +15

      This Universe of 100 acre wood appears to be different than the one we know of from Disney. Due to trademark and all

    • @winters_revolt
      @winters_revolt Před rokem +25

      @NightDriven En7 I think even in the books, Rabbit was portrayed as having a garden. It just wasn't as much in the forefront as it was in Disney's. Either way, the question still stands.

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Před rokem +6

      I have a theory that this is a different universe like MCU so thing aren’t the same

  • @cinnamonbits26
    @cinnamonbits26 Před rokem +258

    28:01 if Pooh can control bees or whatever and drive a car,then how did they wind up on the struggle bus? Also the way he dispatched those 3 after they all went in on Pooh at the same time; Pooh is very OP.

    • @Cozypenguin-nv8wj
      @Cozypenguin-nv8wj Před rokem +7

      I think the bees in my opinion are one of the most powerful things of pooh, it’s just so interesting

    • @zhuiwie8488
      @zhuiwie8488 Před rokem +7

      Pooh > Goku
      Fact or cap

    • @cinnamonbits26
      @cinnamonbits26 Před rokem +9

      I just don't get it. I agree the power is interesting, but how are we supposed to believe they had to eat Eeyore with those skills. Pooh can take on 4 men at once but can't take down woodland creatures for them to eat.

    • @Cozypenguin-nv8wj
      @Cozypenguin-nv8wj Před rokem +9

      @@cinnamonbits26 maybe if they make another pooh other characters come back and turn out to be good and come to robin and try to help him take down pooh because right now poohs looking like a dangerous Micheal myers wannabe.

    • @drakewasaloverboy
      @drakewasaloverboy Před rokem +1

      ​​@@zhuiwie8488if they make pooh able to destroy a universe then fax, if he cant then cap

  • @craigskinkle
    @craigskinkle Před rokem +2758

    Saw this in the theaters with my brother. He mentioned the same thing about how Christopher should’ve gotten them a steady supply of food.
    Pooh & the gang are still technically animals. Domesticated animals begin to lose the ability to hunt for their own food & depend on their owners. They depended on Christopher for both food & guidance since he-in his youthful naïveté-didn’t consider what he was doing by dulling their natural hunting instincts & then abandoning them for his own life. He merely failed to realize the consequences for his actions if you think about it.

    • @lL338
      @lL338 Před rokem +142

      For stuffed animals/imaginary animals they feed themselves well enough in the books and cartoons.
      The donkey wouldn't have been the first to go if real life animal logic applies.

    • @dcole4741
      @dcole4741 Před rokem +81

      He was a little boy💀

    • @craigskinkle
      @craigskinkle Před rokem +73

      @@dcole4741 When most of us were kids & asked our parents for a dog or cat, they say taking care of them is a big responsibility. Some kids aren’t up for that as after a while they’ll get bored after a while. Christopher did it in this movie albeit older. He wasn’t old or emotionally mature enough to understand the responsibilities that came for feeding 5 crossbreeds. And look what happened? He left them to starve & Pooh Bear & friends resorted to cannibalism & gruesome slaughter to survive.
      His age isn’t an excuse for what he did. And if you think about it, all these deaths are technically his fault for abandoning them as Pooh & co. attacked all those people because they felt abandoned by Christopher

    • @craigskinkle
      @craigskinkle Před rokem +39

      @@lL338 Real life isn’t like cartoons & in this case they weren’t imaginary. They were real with real animal & human instincts like real emotions.
      Eeyore was the first to go because he was the biggest of them all. He’d have fed the other 4 & Pooh rolled high on his charisma.

    • @alicenthightower9161
      @alicenthightower9161 Před rokem +7

      ​@@dcole4741 ok...and?

  • @deeznutsinurjaws5785
    @deeznutsinurjaws5785 Před rokem +810

    Lesson is dont go to a house in the woods with How to Beat as he will use you as a “meat shield” if anything goes wrong 😂

  • @RhythmAnimates
    @RhythmAnimates Před 11 měsíci +215

    Love how just about everyone can't wrap their heads around the fact that Poo can't hunt but learned how to drive a car, but nobody's talking about how they managed the get their own clothes and why they felt the need to have clothes in the first place

    • @terryalexander9069
      @terryalexander9069 Před 7 měsíci +7

      I didn’t think that and kida understood but I agree

    • @taroupriapus9760
      @taroupriapus9760 Před 5 měsíci +9

      I have tears in my eyes...why do they have to eat Eeyore😭😭
      People think this film is hilarious, but I kinda find it sad and distressing. My childhood memories are ruined

    • @EpicMehdi
      @EpicMehdi Před měsícem +2

      ​@taroupriapus9760 that's the point of the movie

  • @manuelhuber2903
    @manuelhuber2903 Před rokem +152

    The most unrealistic thing in the movie in my opinion is, that throughout the years of people being eaten by a bear in that forest, noone even thought to inform animal control or something like that.

    • @Simply_Nara
      @Simply_Nara Před 8 měsíci +12

      Well, You gotta be alive to inform animal control. LOL

    • @BleekXD
      @BleekXD Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@Simply_Narareal

    • @eliseobonzon1922
      @eliseobonzon1922 Před 7 měsíci +1

      But what if no phones or Internet

    • @drakegotcakelol
      @drakegotcakelol Před 2 měsíci

      @@Simply_Nara yeah but you really think if people go missing nobody is gonna notice ? or at the very least cops will be called to investigate the last known location from friends or family .

    • @nortluca
      @nortluca Před 4 dny

      p

  • @kayceecampos4886
    @kayceecampos4886 Před rokem +651

    weird that they starved while chris was away in college, wasn't rabbit a gardener or something like that? Plus I think I kinda remember that Pooh at least knows how to look for honey whenever he gets hungry.
    I probably would've bought the premise of the cast going feral more is if Chris still goes to college without telling Pooh and the others but then other Humans eventually found the hundred acre woods. Humans with more darker intentions, like maybe they started hunting the cast for sport or some shit like that. Eventually some characters like Eeyore got killed by Humans so Pooh and the rest finally banded together and killed back the hunters in retaliation but the experience has left them scarred against humans.
    As time passes. more humans keep coming. they keep killing them. their thoughts grow darker and christopher robin still hasn't returned and eventually they thought he grew up to be another cruel human. just like the rest.

    • @marykateoneal352
      @marykateoneal352 Před rokem +62

      That's a good idea for a movie

    • @NonoKuya36
      @NonoKuya36 Před rokem +83

      It would apparently make too much sense compared to 'hur dur evil hybrid bear hangry'

    • @marykateoneal352
      @marykateoneal352 Před rokem +51

      @@NonoKuya36 Why can't people make good movies with actualy good storylines?

    • @rollingwithmoore
      @rollingwithmoore Před rokem +18

      That would have been a way better movie

    • @antiheroine3611
      @antiheroine3611 Před rokem +13

      There, you fixed it!

  • @Reflectionmaterial
    @Reflectionmaterial Před rokem +184

    Laura was hogtied, she could not roll. Her only option was praying and reflecting on her life changing decision on why she remained in that hot tub with her eyes closed instead of running when a humanoid bear was creeping around as evident on her picture.

  • @MyOverlord101
    @MyOverlord101 Před rokem +161

    You know, seeing how durable Pooh is, it might have been a good idea that the one girl didn't shoot Pooh when she did. It seems like Pooh would've just shrugged it off, and would now know their location.

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Před rokem +9

      Plus if she did hit Pooh and kill him piglet would know where they were

    • @MyOverlord101
      @MyOverlord101 Před rokem +7

      @@Williamafton1931 Very true, and he would be aware they'd be armed and would take more precautions.

    • @fire_mex8430
      @fire_mex8430 Před rokem +2

      @@MyOverlord101 I didn't see the movie nor the video but if its a gun nothing stopping that! He can take precautions but he can't stop a bullet coming towards him!

    • @MyOverlord101
      @MyOverlord101 Před rokem +11

      @@fire_mex8430 Well, that is until you see how Pooh just shrugs off a truck running him into a burning vehicle, which should crush his spine. But he was only down for a few seconds, got back up, and walked and moved around like it was nothing. I'm gonna say he is pretty durable, like a bear, who can take several bullets from high powered rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc.

    • @greeninja1396
      @greeninja1396 Před 10 měsíci +2

      the revolver was literally bigger then a bmg eating sniper i think it would do more damage then a crowbar

  • @illusion3409
    @illusion3409 Před rokem +65

    So she saw someone behind her in the photo and decided to chill in the pool with her eyes closed? The classic "If i cant see them then they can't see me"

  • @NellBell2003
    @NellBell2003 Před rokem +837

    I never knew such a movie existed. What a startling take of a childhood classic! :D

    • @grg7418
      @grg7418 Před rokem +19

      it just came out 🤗

    • @MAZZ0Murder
      @MAZZ0Murder Před rokem +35

      This movie popped up very shortly after Winnie the Pooh went to public domain XD

    • @damainman652
      @damainman652 Před rokem +4

      @@MAZZ0Murder are we talking about the original book or D. publication?

    • @RebekahSmithChildofGod7
      @RebekahSmithChildofGod7 Před rokem +5

      I thought this was a joke
      .....
      .....
      ....
      ..... I've officially lost all faith in humanity

    • @varisrevolver4061
      @varisrevolver4061 Před rokem +4

      @@damainman652 the whole universe essentially, for something to become public domain, you have to wait many years, and then anyone can make a film off them, no matter how bad

  • @Shadowcat753
    @Shadowcat753 Před rokem +848

    Personally, if Pooh went fully feral here, via eating some of his friends, I have to wonder why even after all this time he didn't have more back-up to help him kill humans than just Piglet for this movie. I get that Piglet is his best friend, but Owl could be super-useful as his "eyes in the sky", pick-upped prey, and/or slashed people while flying. And Tigger, (who was my favorite as a kid), being a freaking tiger, certainly could help him hunt via his springy tail and likely big claws and fangs.
    I like big cats, but I wouldn't a tiger and bear at the same time myself. I have to hope that Tigger makes the sequel, if there is a sequel, because a pissed-off tiger and feral bear-human hybrid hunting humans sounds like a really hard to win slasher combo there. I'd honestly just watch to see if the humans could win or not.
    I get why Rabbit and the two Kangaroos weren't there - they'd be dinner long before the people were.

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 Před rokem +157

      Thats because Tigger hasnt been made public domain yet

    • @jinception01
      @jinception01 Před rokem +119

      I think practically speaking it was just easier to make the killers Pooh and piglet. Owl would have been too expensive to make from a visual effects standpoint and a bouncing tiger would also be tough to get right without looking goofy

    • @Shadowcat753
      @Shadowcat753 Před rokem +23

      @@erikho6936 That makes sense there!

    • @rizkiramadhan9266
      @rizkiramadhan9266 Před rokem +6

      Or why they didn't hunt normal animals

    • @Shadowcat753
      @Shadowcat753 Před rokem +17

      @@rizkiramadhan9266 It might actually be harder for them to hunt certain animals (said because I've seen some animals hunt in real life). The senses humans have can be a lot less good than some creatures. A lot of successful animals hunt in packs and/or ambush others to make things work.
      Snapping turtles are often ambush predators as an example. Coyotes, when alone, will hunt field mice rather than a deer, so I have to assume hunting a lot of "normal" animals might be more difficult due to the struggle involved and that a lot of animals can literally smell blood.

  • @matthewmeep1578
    @matthewmeep1578 Před rokem +152

    This got to be the goofiest horror movie in a minute😂

    • @rollingwithmoore
      @rollingwithmoore Před rokem +13

      Right?

    • @xhiwhee
      @xhiwhee Před rokem +24

      Had me dead when i saw pooh driving the car ☠️☠️

    • @kendonl.taylor5111
      @kendonl.taylor5111 Před 5 měsíci +3

      That movie was worst of 2023.

    • @Kai_075
      @Kai_075 Před 3 dny

      Yeah this is just unnecesary gore, making the kills so over the top doesn't make it a better movie if everything else sucks

  • @silliez._.rayoko
    @silliez._.rayoko Před rokem +93

    [19:27]
    “I was expecting something more along the lines of Glock or similar semi-automatic pistol,not the howlitzer that she pulls out!That thing would make Clint Eastwood blush.”
    Literally favorite line from this entire video😭

    • @ryleymiller2940
      @ryleymiller2940 Před 4 měsíci

      from the looks of it, it seems to be a 500 magnum, basicly shoots bullets the same size as a 20 gauge shotgun shell

  • @Jininxica
    @Jininxica Před rokem +328

    so they cant feed themselves but pooh can drive a car...

    • @gustavabensberg4260
      @gustavabensberg4260 Před rokem +35

      Yes, very hard times indeed.

    • @myoghomwenigbinomwanhia3356
      @myoghomwenigbinomwanhia3356 Před rokem +4

      😂😂 that's crazy

    • @swaglevi4315
      @swaglevi4315 Před rokem

      micheal myers was a child when he was admitted to the mental hospital and he knew how to drive a car
      Maybe horror killers just naturally know how to drive

    • @AdaminTranzit
      @AdaminTranzit Před rokem +5

      you know, hunting and driving are very different things. besides at the time they were young and relied on him when they learned to drive a car it was most likely AFTER they grown up a bit, met more victims, learned to be reliable without someone aqnd BLAH BLAH.

    • @pouchonguersaint5289
      @pouchonguersaint5289 Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@AdaminTranzitThat's not the only way to find food, you can pick fruits or other types of plant grown things. They aren't the same, although the intelligence involved is also different.

  • @brendenerlick2176
    @brendenerlick2176 Před rokem +28

    “I wouldn’t be above using one or all of them as a meat shield” -best quote ever

  • @Bownutz4ever
    @Bownutz4ever Před rokem +24

    If anything goes wrong during that trip it is Jessica's fault because she knows the her friend Maria's is having a stalking problem and in the middle of the woods turns off their phones

  • @panosplays4297
    @panosplays4297 Před rokem +355

    This movie is something that someone with a child's fantasy thought of while being on an acid trip.

  • @rhinonanmune8791
    @rhinonanmune8791 Před rokem +98

    Who fucking sees and acknowledges a person behind them in a picture while outside all alone with BARELY anything on, then just Skyrims with a "Must've been the wind" and gets back in the hot tub to relax? Wtaf? This is why I just play horror games.

    • @jayz_ok9265
      @jayz_ok9265 Před rokem +21

      Fr...it was bright and clear too.....u could clearly see pooh staring at her in the picture..

    • @rhinonanmune8791
      @rhinonanmune8791 Před rokem +26

      @@jayz_ok9265 Right? Wasn't even a silhouette, it was a whole ass humanoid. Jeez

    • @Panda-cute
      @Panda-cute Před rokem +10

      Just horror movie logic. Can't have people too smart or you have to put mor effort into the plot. Like I see that in a pic I'm going in, locking everything, grabbing a gun and calling the cops. This movie seems pretty fun for a horror flick night but does break my enjoyment a little when hot tub girl is THAT dumb

    • @rhinonanmune8791
      @rhinonanmune8791 Před rokem +3

      @@Panda-cute It'd be nice to see more effort in a plot for once.

    • @Panda-cute
      @Panda-cute Před rokem +1

      @@rhinonanmune8791 absolutely agree

  • @diablojones
    @diablojones Před rokem +20

    I love how not only was she able to obtain a handgun in the UK, but that she has a MASSIVE hand cannon totally unsuited for personal defense.

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 Před 7 měsíci

      Could have obtained it illegally or smuggled it in from a other country.

  • @jacobkirby8240
    @jacobkirby8240 Před rokem +27

    You’re actually the one who helps me find ideas on what death game movies or shows I should watch. Thank you.

  • @thrust_5585
    @thrust_5585 Před rokem +173

    Can’t wait to see a “how to beat five nights at Freddie’s”

    • @ramah_sbinaty
      @ramah_sbinaty Před rokem +3

      Hell yeah🔥🔥

    • @cartoonkeeper
      @cartoonkeeper Před rokem +15

      Also movies like this or why Disney is absolutely terrified of any of their IP's going into the public domain because they know people will make stuff like this

    • @N_YT1
      @N_YT1 Před rokem +3

      ​@@cartoonkeeperik can't wait for the sequel becuase there's tigger hopping on his tail

    • @wedead4309
      @wedead4309 Před rokem +9

      @@cartoonkeeper Right lmao.. Like who thinks about making a slasher horror film the moment Winnie the Pooh becomes public domain lol

    • @cartoonkeeper
      @cartoonkeeper Před rokem +7

      @@wedead4309 apparently the person who wrote this movie

  • @Twisty._.
    @Twisty._. Před rokem +109

    *Finally, A worthy video for eating a dinner*
    Edit : Not a good idea...

    • @21amex
      @21amex Před rokem +2

      NO SHIT BROOOO

    • @dezi9820
      @dezi9820 Před rokem +1

      LMAO

    • @N_YT1
      @N_YT1 Před rokem +13

      If you ate bacon it was a good idea

    • @21amex
      @21amex Před rokem +2

      @@N_YT1 fr

    • @ISO1758
      @ISO1758 Před rokem +1

      I had hot Saudi and noodles💀

  • @sirajally8820
    @sirajally8820 Před rokem +31

    Remember kids you don't have to be faster than the killer you just have to be faster than your friends 😂😂

    • @JaxVargos
      @JaxVargos Před 2 měsíci +2

      If I become a seriel killer I will purposely run past the slow ones and get the fast ones

  • @marklabib7981
    @marklabib7981 Před rokem +22

    When I saw Pooh laying motionless on the 2 cars I was like “dangit another movie where there was a survivor that shouldn’t have survived yet still did” but when he came back to life and won I was like “thank you for making Pooh op

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool Před rokem +53

    Only good thing about this movie is the opening drawings and the ending not having final girl plot armor and instead Christopher Robin gets away.

    • @dlarenceparks2211
      @dlarenceparks2211 Před rokem +6

      How in the world did he survive getting slammed by a car or at least very hurt or at least bleeding it's kids sad since the whole thing happened because Chris had to grow up and leave which happens either way there's still the same old poor horror movie decision making that get people knock off or the famous tripping on air

    • @ivanbluecool
      @ivanbluecool Před rokem +5

      @@dlarenceparks2211 just horror movie logic. Nothing more.

    • @dlarenceparks2211
      @dlarenceparks2211 Před rokem

      @@ivanbluecool sighs yeah that all she wrote

  • @Primson18
    @Primson18 Před rokem +127

    I'm honestly not surprised in every horror movie they end up dieing in the dumbest places such as facility,Woods, Escape rooms,Any thing that is literally a death trap they only want revenge revenge isn't always the answer to your problem

  • @happyvibez1265
    @happyvibez1265 Před rokem +54

    I like movies like this now and again cause it doesn’t have to be a cinematic masterpiece it doesn’t have to be amazingly scripted as long as they can follow a story line that makes sense to what they want to convey then movies like this are just a fun thing to enjoy now and again

    • @damonanjul6676
      @damonanjul6676 Před rokem +10

      The irony being the storyline was crap , made no sense and randomly went into stupid.

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Před rokem +1

      @@damonanjul6676if you tried to make a movie about a childhood bear that is now killing than it’s not easy because they had a low budget

    • @damonanjul6676
      @damonanjul6676 Před rokem +4

      @@Williamafton1931 the acting was crap …

    • @charmander3261
      @charmander3261 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@Williamafton1931They didn't have to make this. They could've made a different movie but instead they saw easy money using the well known title which would've had people pouring in whether they tried or not. They didn't even try to have it make sense. A random comment in this comment section fixed the whole first chunk of the movie that would've actually made sense. They were greedy and rushed which is why it isn't typically seen as a good movie.

  • @knull416
    @knull416 Před rokem +19

    This movie is what happens when you let a 10 year old write a horror movie about Winnie the Pooh.

    • @evenhartwick4422
      @evenhartwick4422 Před 5 měsíci +1

      i dunno its pretty good for what it is. i mean how do you actually make a winnie the pooh horror film a cinematic masterpiece? its an inherently silly premise for a movie. i actually like that it took itself totally seriously as well, with such a ridiculous premise it was refreshing that they didn't really play it up as a horror comedy with a bunch of winks and nods to the audience like "yeah we get it this is silly" it did exactly what it needed to do

  • @DUDU-vp2yv
    @DUDU-vp2yv Před rokem +67

    Ngl If I'd see Pooh and his gang in the forest, as a kid, I ain't making no friends with them, IM RUNNING FOR LIFE. 😭

  • @Darkpq1742
    @Darkpq1742 Před rokem +34

    How to Survive:
    1- If You find In a old Spot pots full of Blood..
    Get the hell out and call the police.

  • @classicrockkid345
    @classicrockkid345 Před rokem +625

    I think a better opening line would be "If you were stuck in a teenager's edgy gorefic, what would you do?"

    • @doct1400
      @doct1400 Před rokem

      The obvious answer is hope you die before things get completely out of hand.

    • @ladygrey7707
      @ladygrey7707 Před rokem +17

      Hit the nail in the coffin

    • @Imperial304
      @Imperial304 Před rokem +14

      The old narrator would have Derfenity said something like this

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 Před rokem +23

      Yeah I really wonder who the hell wrote this and HOW are they a grown man? And keep in mind, he wants to do the same with Peter Pan and BAMBI

    • @smokeymcbongwater
      @smokeymcbongwater Před rokem +4

      I think it's great I love how it's ruining childhoods cuz it's putting a childhood character and making them evil I fucking love it

  • @sebCOMP
    @sebCOMP Před rokem +21

    Never go on a trip with How To Beat, if something goes wrong he will without a second doubt use you as a “meat shield “ 🤣

  • @m3ttleheart125
    @m3ttleheart125 Před 7 měsíci +3

    19:53 “I would’ve let that THANG RIP!!!!” Is the best line I was not expecting holy hell 😭😂🤣 FACTS THO

  • @krishanubanerjee6955
    @krishanubanerjee6955 Před rokem +146

    My take from this was that Christopher is an unhinged psychopath, and actually Pooh in disguise. His wife is a psychopath too and has dressed up as Piglet. The entire section before the opening credits can be described as something happening in Christopher's mind, making him an unreliable narrator.

    • @warmachine9316
      @warmachine9316 Před rokem +10

      Yea but I mean its Winnie the pooh how the hell can they grow that tall when in the regular ones they don't even grow

    • @ScottAKAFrenchie.VIVELAFRANCE
      @ScottAKAFrenchie.VIVELAFRANCE Před rokem +7

      Then how would the parts where Christopher and Winnie are in the same scene make sense?

    • @krishanubanerjee6955
      @krishanubanerjee6955 Před rokem +13

      @@ScottAKAFrenchie.VIVELAFRANCE Those scenes don't take place in reality. Those are all delusions in Christopher's mind. Classic psychopathic delusion!

    • @ScottAKAFrenchie.VIVELAFRANCE
      @ScottAKAFrenchie.VIVELAFRANCE Před rokem +4

      @@krishanubanerjee6955 Ohhh, i read your comment and thought "wait so christopher was wearing the pooh costume?" did NOT realise that

    • @simpleplanfan011
      @simpleplanfan011 Před rokem +3

      @@ScottAKAFrenchie.VIVELAFRANCE If you’ve seen the show “Mr. Robot” it’s like that.

  • @Tuzzman234
    @Tuzzman234 Před rokem +22

    3:43 u can see owl and rabbit on the cave roof

    • @lukewebber97
      @lukewebber97 Před 2 měsíci

      Good spot I was laughing at this film so definitely missed a lot of minor details like this 😂

  • @ScintillatingSusie
    @ScintillatingSusie Před rokem +31

    Do you think that Pooh and Piglet ate Rabbit and Owl as well? With how they aren't anywhere in the movie and that amount of blood in the jars can't just be from Eeyore

    • @murdermonkey_lol
      @murdermonkey_lol Před rokem +3

      Wasn't there also a Tiger?

    • @ScintillatingSusie
      @ScintillatingSusie Před rokem +2

      @@murdermonkey_lol Tiger wasn't in because of how Copyright Laws work. Only the book version of the Winnie the Pooh story went into the Public Domain and Tiger wasn't in there

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Před rokem

      Eeyore is huge plus humans might have came before Chris came also it is said they were somehow sleeping

    • @SomeRandomGuysjjs
      @SomeRandomGuysjjs Před 11 měsíci

      It was confirmed that there’s a sequel in the works so rabbit and owl might be in that movie

    • @coolguy92317
      @coolguy92317 Před 6 měsíci

      I wanted a heffalump to come out at the end and eat winnie the pooh

  • @Zurround
    @Zurround Před rokem +52

    I wonder what level of physical strength and durability they have? Super human? I wonder if certain X Men characters like Wolverine or Sabretooth or maybe characters like Captain America or Spider man could take them on? I wonder how they would do against other horror icons like Jason Vorhees or Michael Myers?

    • @PabloHenrique92
      @PabloHenrique92 Před rokem +2

      If we are gonna go fictional characters vs Pooh and Piglet, I know one who would make quick work of both together(about a second and a half at most) without having any super powers(at least before getting his cursed armor that does him more harm than good, with said cursed armor, hell, he can even take beings like Pinhead or higher), just a lifetime of trauma, pain, hatred, bloodlust and will to live, to defy causality(that was an huge giveaway, huh?), and to protect the ones he loves and cares about(or if you happen to be in his way, he tells you to get out of it, you don't oblige and attack him, your funeral), the Black Swordsman, Guts, from Berserk, even before becoming The Black Swordsman with his trusty sword, Dragon Slayer, which is actually not a sword, it is too massive, thick, heavy and far too rough, it is much too big to be a sword, indeed, it is like a heap of raw iron, yet he wields it with an unprecedented agility and precision, he was already known as the One Hundred Men Slayer for standing his ground, holding off and killing an one hundred men army by himself in a single night even tho he nearly died(he was pretty weak compared to his Black Swordsman days, he didn't even had suffered the Eclipse nor had the Dragon Slayer yet), now that would be interesting, a mad dog cleaving a bear and a pig in less than a couple of seconds and just shrugging it off saying "I told you to get out of my way" while Skull Knight watched from far thinking to himself "the fuck Guts, they weren't even apostles, dude, I don't think the Godhand don't even acknowledge their existence, damn! I just want my mint-flavored behelits... Oh well, guess i'll have to settle for some pork chops and honey then, even tho i'm a literal skeleton, huh, better think of something about causality to tell him ASAP"

    • @hostilelikesfrenchfries
      @hostilelikesfrenchfries Před rokem +1

      Pooh is definetly strong as a bear but is not as huge and fast as a bear we can use this to our advantage and using any sharp weapon we could take pooh down
      Even though he can take hits he can still get his skin cut
      Piglet is like pooh but weaker but piglet knows how to use weapons

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Před rokem +2

      They would loose to every chracter you named

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Před rokem

      Expect maybe Micheal

    • @edvardhagerupgrieg724
      @edvardhagerupgrieg724 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@Williamafton1931Nah Jason and Michael kicks Pooh's ass all day

  • @Pippa87
    @Pippa87 Před rokem +103

    Here’s a question to anyone who has seen the movie: what happened to Owl and Rabbit?

    • @ISO1758
      @ISO1758 Před rokem +64

      Well since Pooh and piglet were traumatized since they ate eeyore they wanted revenge so owl and rabbit most likely escaped to avoid being tortured by them

    • @alicenthightower9161
      @alicenthightower9161 Před rokem +5

      isnt tigger in this?

    • @ISO1758
      @ISO1758 Před rokem +38

      @@alicenthightower9161 no he can’t be in the movie because his copyright has not run out yet

    • @gavinpaiz
      @gavinpaiz Před rokem +18

      If u look at the up right corner when Christopher robin was being dragged away owl and rabbit are there

    • @subjectdelta4758
      @subjectdelta4758 Před rokem +12

      My guess is if there’s going to be a Blood and Honey 2, Owl and Rabbit will join Pooh.

  • @Rownoscc
    @Rownoscc Před rokem +541

    This movie is so stupidly good, the only reason I love it is because it turns my childhood show/book into a horror movie (which I weirdly love)

    • @jelmerpostma1902
      @jelmerpostma1902 Před rokem +37

      Did we watch the same movie?

    • @_Augasm
      @_Augasm Před rokem +27

      did you actually watch this movie?

    • @TheMoodyfire
      @TheMoodyfire Před rokem +23

      glad you like it! unfortunately its the opposite for me, i loved winnie the pooh as a child (my nickname is patterned after pooh), and i HATE this take 😭 childhood ruined frrr

    • @terrancesilvermistbenjamin9864
      @terrancesilvermistbenjamin9864 Před rokem +12

      Good? Nothing about this movie was good. It wasn't even entertainingly bad 😭 imo

    • @ItzLynnPlayz
      @ItzLynnPlayz Před rokem +14

      did you actually watch the movie and not just this video? 'cause the actual movie suck, it fails to even make you understand the storyline, it only has bloody kills and that's it. 💀

  • @therandomnova
    @therandomnova Před 10 měsíci +4

    watching this while home alone at 10 pm and hearing sounds 🔥🔥

  • @elib2110
    @elib2110 Před 10 měsíci +4

    the death with the meat grinder is what kept me up at night

  • @MarioCraft_YT
    @MarioCraft_YT Před rokem +98

    Well there go my childhood memories

  • @randomnessltd
    @randomnessltd Před rokem +78

    Let's remember Christopher Robin-- the good Winnie the Pooh movie.

    • @snowthepro22
      @snowthepro22 Před rokem +4

      Yep

    • @Kaadjoisanavaliwithtoomuchtime
      @Kaadjoisanavaliwithtoomuchtime Před rokem +11

      the good ending (aka he taught them how to grow cauliflowers or something ending)

    • @randomnessltd
      @randomnessltd Před rokem +5

      @@Kaadjoisanavaliwithtoomuchtime Yes, I do believe that that film really showed what CG is capable of. It really nailed the sewn fabric and stuffing look of actually stuffed animals-- but in a way that is completely innovative and all-around a marvel.

    • @megasnore123
      @megasnore123 Před rokem

      Visually, the movie was beautiful but it was pretty forgettable for me.

  • @oddhuman2
    @oddhuman2 Před rokem +10

    The only thing im worried about is about the police thinking i killed them,like I came with everybody on a vacation on THE WOODS and somehow everybody died except for me like I ain't gonna say a humanoid pig and yellow bear came out and kill us

  • @sebastien4908
    @sebastien4908 Před rokem +7

    Somehow Piglet dies to a sledgehammer but Pooh gets shot, stabbed, bludgeoned, thrown off a speeding car, runover, and crushed by a speeding car but none of that shit kills him xd

  • @theanathema3062
    @theanathema3062 Před rokem +27

    This was definitely one of the movies of all time

  • @DoomSlayer73529
    @DoomSlayer73529 Před rokem +55

    There were supposedly really better ratings for this movie but now I’m gonna watch it

  • @fastjuiegaming9256
    @fastjuiegaming9256 Před rokem +11

    Man I hate bad endings in horror movies I definitely wasn’t expecting this

  • @RoyMustangg
    @RoyMustangg Před rokem +2

    I love how channels like this will show and narrate.scenes, then show how to beat it, that way it's entertaining, and you can say you've seen the movie

  • @HoiPolloiNtertains
    @HoiPolloiNtertains Před rokem +44

    I completely forgot this movie was a thing. Thank you so much for bringing this back to my attention. 😂

    • @jerseykid5644
      @jerseykid5644 Před rokem +1

      How in the hell did Walt Disney's productions allow this .This was not Walt Disney's foresight .For his creations .The people that run Walt Disney now all need to go .

    • @verne_hokkanen
      @verne_hokkanen Před rokem +2

      @@jerseykid5644 the original winnie the pooh creation is so old that the copyright has expired so disney cant do anything

    • @G0ld3nFW
      @G0ld3nFW Před rokem +2

      ​@@jerseykid5644 winnie the pooh is in the public domain now so shall tiger follow next year.

    • @LilFoxyCosplay
      @LilFoxyCosplay Před rokem +1

      ​@@jerseykid5644 winnie the pooh is public domain walt Disney did not create him

    • @danieldronzek8616
      @danieldronzek8616 Před rokem +1

      ​@@jerseykid5644 a) you forgot that the novel by a.a. milne came first and
      b the novel is public domain.

  • @tl8763
    @tl8763 Před rokem +82

    Just the fact that Pooh could drive a car was amazing enough for me.

    • @OwlskiTV
      @OwlskiTV Před rokem +1

      That's what I thought. xD

    • @harveyanimations8974
      @harveyanimations8974 Před rokem +1

      It’s not that hard, turn key, car turns on, make stick forward, press pedal

    • @OwlskiTV
      @OwlskiTV Před rokem +10

      @@harveyanimations8974 That requires knowing what a key is, what the gear stick does, or the what the pedals are for.
      We're not talking about humans who were brought up with things (we consider) everyday normalities, but animal anomalies that probably had no sense of the human world, outside of their interactions with Christopher.

    • @harveyanimations8974
      @harveyanimations8974 Před rokem

      @@OwlskiTV omg your absolutely right

  • @Zurround
    @Zurround Před rokem +10

    I want a horror version of the Bernstein Bears but have them actually be NICE FRIENDLY BEARS and not scary like the monsters in this movie but the "horror" will be an evil human hunter who wants their heads on his wall.

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 Před rokem +1

      Let's make it a group of hunters. And Mama Bear and papa bear have to do unspeakable things to protect their kids.

    • @Zurround
      @Zurround Před rokem +4

      @@deannas2778 And have some human characters not be hunters and be friends with the bears and try to save them, maybe the evil hunters get mad and kill the "nice" humans. Since those child books have other antrhopomorphized bear characters besides the main family some of those bears should get slaughtered by the evil hunters but maybe the main family survives.
      In Winnie the Pooh the characters went insane from the suffering they went through. Maybe the Bernstein bears go a tad insane from the trauma and PTSD and in the final scene the bear family is in their living room and enjoying "family time" together and on their wall lined up in a row over the fireplace are the heads of all of the hunters that tried to kill them and did kill some of their friends.

  • @dchappell05
    @dchappell05 Před rokem +4

    I was so relieved to have seen all of these girls die. None of them seemed worthy enough to have survived in a group situation, let alone a lone survivor one.

  • @billie_eyelash7172
    @billie_eyelash7172 Před rokem +31

    Damn this movie is on a different level because normal horror movies mostly ends up with 1 or 2 survivors but this one have no one surviving

  • @majintv24
    @majintv24 Před rokem +42

    The not shooting pooh when hes unaware nakes sense to me. Shes not that close and may not have any practice even firing a weapon. If she misses it could mean alerting them to your position and ultimately mean a quicker death so i do think it was worth avaiding him for the koment

    • @Mikeafton19836
      @Mikeafton19836 Před rokem +2

      Plus If they hit whinnie piglet would know where they were plus we see that there is one bullet later in the movie

  • @jasminetoney500
    @jasminetoney500 Před 7 měsíci +4

    This movie gives kids nightmares

  • @jonahkendle6349
    @jonahkendle6349 Před rokem +116

    Honestly I was so relieved this one didn't have a final girl survivors like so many others do

    • @REDACTED__007
      @REDACTED__007 Před rokem +4

      Same here 😅

    • @hhj186
      @hhj186 Před rokem +1

      @@codyjoe210 i was relieved like all girl survivors from nightmare on elm street, friday the 13, and chainsaw massacre movies

    • @danieldronzek8616
      @danieldronzek8616 Před rokem +2

      And in retrospect, it's kinda obvious that Robin was the final boy.

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Před rokem +1

      They had a final man for once

    • @user-ng4hk3lc9q
      @user-ng4hk3lc9q Před dnem

      ​@@Williamafton1931Have you heard of Tommy Jarvis bro

  • @tayplayzroblox
    @tayplayzroblox Před rokem +9

    I like how everyone dies and Christopher just runs away

  • @itztayo4633
    @itztayo4633 Před rokem +5

    Props to Pooh not killing his childhood friend

  • @queenkitten316
    @queenkitten316 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I was sad when I realized who Eeyour was because he's an adorable character.

  • @raynightshade8317
    @raynightshade8317 Před rokem +28

    How did they survive before Christopher Robin showed up since they starved the moment he left?

    • @justinbrown1884
      @justinbrown1884 Před rokem +19

      You gotta remember they’re like animals. Him coming in and giving them food and teaching them stuff for those 8 years was like a form of domestication, and those animals relied on him for the stuff they use to get in the wild. He was too young to understand that but I think he should’ve showed them how to cultivate, instead of just leaving them out there dry, considering he was the first human they met and is why they have that hate towards all humans lol

    • @rollingwithmoore
      @rollingwithmoore Před rokem

      Right?

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 Před rokem +4

      I mean when I watched the cartoon as a kid they were pretty self-sufficient and had their own systems in place. I mean Pooh wasn't the best at getting into the beehives and getting honey, but rabbit had a whole carrot farm if I remember correctly.

    • @raynightshade8317
      @raynightshade8317 Před rokem +1

      @@deannas2778 ya rabbit was entirely. Oddly you never see Owl or Rabbit in this

    • @Mikeafton19836
      @Mikeafton19836 Před rokem +1

      They relied on Christopher for so long they lost there skills at hunting

  • @madmachanicest9955
    @madmachanicest9955 Před rokem +123

    It's interesting how often just fighting back is the standard survival tactic in these kinds of movies. Yeah you're probably going to lose but your aunts are always better if you have balls

  • @MollyDollyy774
    @MollyDollyy774 Před rokem +4

    I was waiting for a How to Beat of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey,
    I really liked the movie, I found it really cool, I liked the Vibe’s,
    And the Idea, And in general, I just really liked it~

  • @nuggtina6133
    @nuggtina6133 Před 6 měsíci +5

    What happen to the other person?

  • @drakeamougus2628
    @drakeamougus2628 Před rokem +22

    This movie is a fever dream.

    • @randomnessltd
      @randomnessltd Před rokem +2

      Yeah, it'll be a dream come true if I get a fever from this movie.

  • @alchemist3661
    @alchemist3661 Před rokem +12

    *Winnie The Pooh becomes fairuse*
    MAKE IT A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE NOW

  • @princesarma9273
    @princesarma9273 Před rokem +5

    The 4 guys couldn't do shit to Pooh because he is a bear hybrid and bears have a thick layer of fat under the skin. They can easily take blunt blows like that. But yah going for the joints,neck,eyes and skull should be a good idea.

  • @Colechamdiceman
    @Colechamdiceman Před rokem +6

    So... instead of walking a few hundred feet to leave the forest to ask or seek for food... They just sat there and decided to eat their friend?

  • @DefConprime28
    @DefConprime28 Před rokem +12

    When he told his fiance : I play with Pooh..... She thought something totally else

  • @starkille10r72
    @starkille10r72 Před rokem +16

    Never put yourself into a situation like that in the first place! I swear, horror movie characters get dumber and dumber every one I see. Best cast of characters was in The Thing (1982).

  • @woofwuf
    @woofwuf Před rokem +4

    Jesus Christ this was way more brutal than I thought it would be.

  • @Pretparkfan
    @Pretparkfan Před 4 dny +2

    They cant find their own food but know how to make a bed, house and put on matching clothes😂

  • @d15t0rted4
    @d15t0rted4 Před rokem +11

    We knew it was coming. But we could never be prepared 😂

  • @6packproductions710
    @6packproductions710 Před rokem +8

    This movie is yet another reminder that you always carry at least me clip or speed loader along with your pistol.

  • @cloudykid7278
    @cloudykid7278 Před rokem

    Okay, I wasn't expecting this to be covered but I indeed had a damn good day after seeing this on my recommendations

  • @yaxantonio3719
    @yaxantonio3719 Před rokem +7

    Welp there goes my childhood

  • @pearsrtasty3326
    @pearsrtasty3326 Před rokem +5

    hmmmm, i think i'm covered...i would be having bear steaks and pork chops for dinner for awhile ;)

  • @itz_kef
    @itz_kef Před rokem +359

    this is not my narrator😭

    • @Josewyd13
      @Josewyd13 Před rokem +31

      Fr i was like wtf happened 😭

    • @ceo4226
      @ceo4226 Před rokem +9

      Yes😭😭

    • @andreagaildelacruz8724
      @andreagaildelacruz8724 Před rokem +12

      He needed a break (as from what I jeard

    • @n.zx21
      @n.zx21 Před rokem +14

      Is anyone sad at the fact that nobody except Christopher lives 😔

    • @NoGudHaha
      @NoGudHaha Před rokem +2

      ​@@andreagaildelacruz8724hopefully

  • @Alec122
    @Alec122 Před rokem +2

    Wow! Blood and honey did a collab we need to clap for how good this collab was!😅😊

  • @jessicachell8993
    @jessicachell8993 Před rokem +2

    You know I really like the horror movie so I'm glad that there's a how to beat video on it

  • @bhuuh3590
    @bhuuh3590 Před rokem +23

    You know a channel is undeniably amazing when you binge watch loads of their videos for 2 days straight 😀🙏 (thx for the amazing videos ❤)

  • @alexander.tahtadjian
    @alexander.tahtadjian Před rokem +16

    I can't believe someone decided to make a horror movie version of a childhood classic...I'm at a lost😐

    • @maximillian1109
      @maximillian1109 Před rokem +9

      It’s a rather common trope, actually. Taking something innocent and make it scary. Thats every haunted doll for you.xD

    • @thewhitewolf3426
      @thewhitewolf3426 Před rokem

      @@maximillian1109 I'm not sure haunted dolls count in many instances, because the dudes making the movies pick the most demonic-looking toys to use.

    • @rollingwithmoore
      @rollingwithmoore Před rokem +6

      Disney did the opposite and took what the Grimm Bros did and made it kid-friendly

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 Před rokem +3

      I hate when they take innocent things and trying to make them all edgy. Like what they were about to do with the Powerpuff girls.

    • @thewhitewolf3426
      @thewhitewolf3426 Před rokem +2

      @@deannas2778 What we’re they going to do with the powerpuff girls?

  • @vivekchannel4990
    @vivekchannel4990 Před rokem +3

    The day somebody makes a horror movie where the mc actually uses this information, is the day I start watching horror movies

  • @erika-we3sw
    @erika-we3sw Před rokem +1

    His videos are the best

  • @cediddalgi21
    @cediddalgi21 Před rokem +16

    Where is the old narrator

    • @vinnytran5204
      @vinnytran5204 Před rokem

      Unfortunately the narrator Justin Yu committed suicide in his own house 2 days ago at 7:41 in the morning

    • @MysteryMiseryOver
      @MysteryMiseryOver Před rokem +10

      That’s not even funny.

    • @cediddalgi21
      @cediddalgi21 Před rokem +1

      @@vinnytran5204 really? Are your sure?

    • @Helena-me6mp
      @Helena-me6mp Před rokem +2

      @@cediddalgi21 i dont think that this is true, as if hed counted it to the minute

  • @primuesplays5204
    @primuesplays5204 Před rokem +22

    Look what they did to my buddy Winnie 😣😣

  • @suleymanfatehaasimbinmohdh6669

    The drop kick was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @johansomeone1948
    @johansomeone1948 Před rokem +3

    I want a U.S Hollywood adaptation of this horrorflicc.
    With better budget, this would be much more awesome with better masks and skript.

  • @Styledd
    @Styledd Před rokem +11

    why isnt cinema summary doing commentary anymore?

    • @Simon05212
      @Simon05212 Před rokem +4

      He is, they're changing it with every video I think

    • @FaceFamous
      @FaceFamous Před rokem

      He hired more help

  • @thenuggetgod9718
    @thenuggetgod9718 Před rokem +9

    Ngl I feel bad for Pooh after Piglet dies, his only friend died, now even if he'd killed all of them he'd be lonely, I think that it wasn't strength that let him beat the hell out of the men, it was rage.

  • @Erxt.33
    @Erxt.33 Před rokem

    I was waiting for this.

  • @theproeduard8886
    @theproeduard8886 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Bro i would just leave the game 😂😂😂

  • @queenofdisney4932
    @queenofdisney4932 Před rokem +14

    Lesson for us all their don’t make friends with wild animals

  • @maestroLYT
    @maestroLYT Před rokem +5

    The good ending: Christopher Robin decided to take care of the animals and taking them to his house where he provided lots of food and the beast never come

  • @alessandro_uzuchiha8701
    @alessandro_uzuchiha8701 Před měsícem

    I like how you break it down but in reality you having so much stress to point where you wouldn’t be able to think

  • @vial7305
    @vial7305 Před rokem +12

    Moral of the story dont go to cabin in the woods