What If Everyone JUMPED At Once?

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  • @landonz5246
    @landonz5246 Před 3 lety +60919

    Unfortunately not it’s impossible for everyone to jump at once because that one kid named James in your class will just not jump.

  • @maddoxg9942
    @maddoxg9942 Před 4 lety +4474

    no wonder teachers don’t let us lay down in science

    • @12x2is24
      @12x2is24 Před 4 lety +11

      Maddox G 69 likes so sry

    • @kaye3317
      @kaye3317 Před 4 lety +11

      Math

    • @515Matteo
      @515Matteo Před 4 lety +18

      Someone's going to miss the joke

    • @derpylimeaj6350
      @derpylimeaj6350 Před 4 lety +17

      What
      I don’t get it
      Can someone explain it to me
      Aaaaaaaaaa
      For real please

    • @515Matteo
      @515Matteo Před 4 lety +42

      @@derpylimeaj6350 it's ironic because in the video it says laying down speeds up time very slightly.
      But it doesn't have a big implication on time.

  • @Duoliniggo
    @Duoliniggo Před 8 měsíci +139

    this video is some great quality for 11 years ago I couldn’t even believe it was that old😳

  • @UltravioletMangoOfficial
    @UltravioletMangoOfficial Před 4 měsíci +838

    We know Slim Shady won't jump. He never even stood up.

  • @dante2965
    @dante2965 Před 4 lety +17722

    Teacher: what’re you doing on the floor?
    Me: I’m making the day go by faster

  • @hotcheeto8076
    @hotcheeto8076 Před 5 lety +86001

    If everyone jumped, the amount of lag will crash the server

  • @valdiszeidaks2539
    @valdiszeidaks2539 Před 8 měsíci +103

    When he said the everyday it gets 18 microseconds shorter then I realised why time flied by so fast from 2020 to 2023

    • @kalnptr
      @kalnptr Před 2 měsíci +3

      smart

    • @kalnptr
      @kalnptr Před 2 měsíci +1

      even tho you are right most people at all ages during all the time of human history had experienced the same thinf

    • @YappingRat
      @YappingRat Před 2 měsíci +1

      3001 August 💀💀💀

  • @megadumgreeny7885
    @megadumgreeny7885 Před 10 měsíci +42

    3:59 Vsauce knows what card I chose.

  • @thatanimedude9118
    @thatanimedude9118 Před 4 lety +11266

    People in wheelchairs: *”Am I a joke to you?”*

  • @intaze
    @intaze Před 4 lety +18209

    im actually glad his background is black because it’s so easy on my eyes when it’s dark in my room

  • @gabrielhdjjw936
    @gabrielhdjjw936 Před 7 měsíci +47

    4:00 Is scary how he actually picked the card that I chose

  • @zamhaq8866
    @zamhaq8866 Před 10 měsíci +108

    Bro the talor swift concert

    • @TheCookie.
      @TheCookie. Před 4 měsíci +8

      Taylor Swift. Her name is Taylor Swift.

    • @artdeco777
      @artdeco777 Před 3 měsíci +25

      @@TheCookie. idk who that is, anyway, talor swift

    • @afzaalhaiderbajwa
      @afzaalhaiderbajwa Před 3 měsíci

      I thought it was tiler stift​@@artdeco777

    • @MS_1118
      @MS_1118 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@TheCookie.Talor swift😊

    • @arsh_11
      @arsh_11 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Travis Scott tooo

  • @mrmelon4444
    @mrmelon4444 Před 3 lety +33847

    I like that his background is black so it doesn’t hurt my eyes at 2 am When I get this recommended

  • @BOOtyFiddler445
    @BOOtyFiddler445 Před 3 lety +3278

    "If you lay down you'll make the day shorter"
    Me in school: lemme just lay down

  • @EternalInteractive
    @EternalInteractive Před 8 měsíci +14

    11 years and this video is still fire

  • @seasngtings
    @seasngtings Před měsícem +4

    im glad yourube recommended this 11 years later 👍🏼

  • @tr3sher57
    @tr3sher57 Před 3 lety +3595

    mom: you failed miserably
    me: i think the word you are looking for is decimated

  • @SJIPS
    @SJIPS Před 3 lety +22373

    I love how he's explaining this like we're gonna do this.

  • @muskxd2382
    @muskxd2382 Před 9 měsíci +48

    i'm completely serious but no joke, you actually teach us way more that the school does on any science subject

  • @llKAR1Mll
    @llKAR1Mll Před 2 měsíci +12

    I like how Vsauce has his own OST like L's OST from DeathNote

  • @MiloMcCarthyMusic
    @MiloMcCarthyMusic Před 4 lety +2912

    But to answer this question, we first have to ask: “What Is A Jump?”

    • @GanzyChannel
      @GanzyChannel Před 4 lety +201

      But before we answer that question,
      What is a question?

    • @xavierrayashton
      @xavierrayashton Před 3 lety +97

      @@GanzyChannel before you answer that question, why am I commenting?

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 Před 3 lety +61

      There isn't a reason for anything, is there...

    • @MrApplePieDude
      @MrApplePieDude Před 3 lety +28

      @@hitkid2456 o_o ....has existential crisis.

    • @artipriya9403
      @artipriya9403 Před 3 lety +32

      A jump is a number divided by a google plex that is called the yeet effect after the yeet effect we get sent to something called a lol paradox

  • @gutierrezp49
    @gutierrezp49 Před 8 lety +2637

    I can't grasp my mind around everyone on earth fitting in Los Angeles

    • @nugstendo
      @nugstendo Před 8 lety +5

      It's not possible. It's a hypothetical situation

    • @goatsenpaii
      @goatsenpaii Před 8 lety +59

      +AtomicGamerzUk Well, it IS, if we're talking just standing there, and not living. It's mentioned directly in the video o3o

    • @nugstendo
      @nugstendo Před 8 lety +8

      Goat Senpai There are 7 billion people on Earth. Los Angeles would not fit them

    • @goatsenpaii
      @goatsenpaii Před 8 lety +35

      +AtomicGamerzUk 1:48

    • @nugstendo
      @nugstendo Před 8 lety +10

      Huh. I'm guessing that doesn't take into account any buildings? Or does it?

  • @nesrineelassri
    @nesrineelassri Před 10 měsíci +14

    Watching this 10 years after is magical

  • @nuclear_bomb_has_returned
    @nuclear_bomb_has_returned Před 7 měsíci +28

    Not even 20 seconds in and michael completely changes the subject from people jumping to the earths rotation...
    Truly a Vsauce moment of all time

  • @kolts20_22
    @kolts20_22 Před 3 lety +3913

    Everyone: Jumps. Earth’s FPS: Adios

  • @gr1mmy954
    @gr1mmy954 Před 3 lety +2544

    Everyone: **Jumped on once**
    Earth: ow, i feel i have headache

  • @eowynmcleod517
    @eowynmcleod517 Před 8 měsíci +48

    3:46 HOW TF DID WE CALCULATE EARTHS WEIGHT? 💀

    • @Ninjaspazboy
      @Ninjaspazboy Před 7 měsíci +29

      we put it on a scale duhhh 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @eowynmcleod517
      @eowynmcleod517 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@Ninjaspazboy "GASP" TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @thiccnicc3657
      @thiccnicc3657 Před 7 měsíci +6

      I’m not smart in this subject at all, but after looking it up, here’s the actual apparent answer:
      TL;DR: Some complicated space math lets us solve for the mass, and therefore weight, of the earth.
      Long Answer:
      F = G x ((M1 x M2)/R^2)
      The gravitational force between two objects equals the gravitational constant times the mass of object one times the mass of object two divided by the distance between them squared.
      Basically, we already know the gravitational constant because of other experiments.
      If we launch an object into space in which we roughly know the object’s mass, distance away from the earth, and gravitational pull towards the earth, the equation only has one variable we don’t know, which is the mass of the earth.
      Doing some math, we can figure out the MASS of the earth that way. The WEIGHT of the earth depends on whatever you’re weighing it against, but if we know the mass, we know the weight.
      Again, I don’t really know a whole lot about the topic, so I might be wrong. This is just what I got from looking it up.

    • @coomer373
      @coomer373 Před 7 měsíci

      how are you that stupid

    • @studentaccount1112
      @studentaccount1112 Před 5 měsíci

      You are Right I read this in my physics textbook and you know the Gravitational Constant was first measured by Henry Cavendish and therefore there is a saying "Cavendish weigh​ the Earth" @@thiccnicc3657

  • @Elijah_Does_Stuff
    @Elijah_Does_Stuff Před 11 dny +1

    I love how just nearly 4 minutes is actually explaining what would happen, and then the rest is just trying to make you feel better.

  • @irfanadib1470
    @irfanadib1470 Před 5 lety +10540

    What if Earth jumped on humans ?

  • @pre-pubescentaleks7041
    @pre-pubescentaleks7041 Před 7 lety +3089

    If u ever feel down, lie down on the floor on your back. BOOM. You're carrying Earth.

  • @Coachvr_gorillatag
    @Coachvr_gorillatag Před měsícem +3

    Caseoh aint jumpung cause 1 he cant and 2 the whole world would just explode

  • @EngravingsByNick
    @EngravingsByNick Před 3 měsíci +1

    I love the math and research you put into your videos! Thx!

  • @apexcantsnipe4526
    @apexcantsnipe4526 Před 4 lety +5297

    I’ll be that guy who jumps unsynchronized

    • @dz2019
      @dz2019 Před 3 lety +208

      Theirs always that one guy who does

    • @redace538
      @redace538 Před 3 lety +34

      @@dz2019 yeah lol

    • @lonesome3958
      @lonesome3958 Před 3 lety +17

      Me toooooooo

    • @thor6264
      @thor6264 Před 3 lety +25

      BearwScarf stop being a meany

    • @thor6264
      @thor6264 Před 3 lety +14

      BearwScarf you do have a valid point

  • @mellow6539
    @mellow6539 Před 3 lety +2452

    “what if everyone on Earth jumped at the same time?”
    Disabled People: “Keep your dreams as dreams”

    • @kailey1114
      @kailey1114 Před 3 lety +21

      that’s not funny

    • @wando3776
      @wando3776 Před 3 lety +167

      @@kailey1114 It is

    • @rud__eyy
      @rud__eyy Před 3 lety +117

      @@kailey1114 It is (2)

    • @C_HSe
      @C_HSe Před 3 lety +32

      Maybe it is and it's not at the same time?

    • @kyouka3527
      @kyouka3527 Před 3 lety +49

      @@kailey1114 cmon that's hillarious

  • @HighlyCelestial
    @HighlyCelestial Před 14 dny +2

    ''Then we jump, so what happens?.. Nothing.''
    CaseOh, Gorlock, Nikocado Avocado:

  • @robley1108
    @robley1108 Před měsícem +1

    VSauce: Explains the science
    XKCD: Talks about the influence it would have on our lives

  • @memes1645
    @memes1645 Před 3 lety +12535

    V sauce: "what if everyone jumped at the same time?"
    Me: *starts jumping*

  • @jesussonofgod4512
    @jesussonofgod4512 Před 4 lety +3567

    *gets on ground*
    friend: what tf are u doing
    Me: speeding up time
    Friend: *gets on ground*
    Teacher: What are you boys doing
    Friend: We're speeding up time
    Teacher: *gets on ground*
    Principal: What are you 3 doing
    Teacher: we're speeding up time
    Principal: *gets on ground*

  • @sammuson4877
    @sammuson4877 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Tecnicly, if you all jump at the same time, that means no one on the earth is touching solid ground

  • @inselenugorbisilism461
    @inselenugorbisilism461 Před 2 měsíci +1

    vsauces videos are so ahead of their time you can never guess what year they were made in

  • @Praestantia
    @Praestantia Před 3 lety +2417

    Me: *gets 10% in a test*
    Vsauce: You decimated that test
    Me: Yeah, well, that test decimated my grades

  • @nanamirai14
    @nanamirai14 Před 4 lety +2707

    i swear this is literally one of my random thoughts while taking a shower

  • @AphexKirlia
    @AphexKirlia Před 8 měsíci +4

    Vsauce could be the most goated and Memed Channel but Michael is a legend

  • @FrostMegaOfficial
    @FrostMegaOfficial Před 4 měsíci +1

    "You have to jump or you will die"
    *charles in a weelchair*

  • @Sassygamergal
    @Sassygamergal Před 8 lety +4654

    isis is not invited in the jump

  • @fatscarce3967
    @fatscarce3967 Před 7 lety +1789

    Is it bad that that I just assumed he meant suicide

  • @LilPersey
    @LilPersey Před 2 měsíci +1

    It would really be the greatest experiment ever done.

  • @jaypay777
    @jaypay777 Před 10 měsíci +33

    There would be a huge sound like an applause. At 200 decibels, it could shatter ear drums. For context, a jet engine produces 150 decibels of sound at takeoff, and our pain threshold is at 120 decibels.
    The ground would begin to shake, and if the jump happened near the coast, it could trigger a tsunami with 100-feet-tall waves.
    The shaking could also lead to an earthquake falling in the 4-8 magnitude range. That means it could be anywhere from a light shake to one that could cause some major destruction to bridges, railways, electric lines, and buildings.

    • @alexandermcclure6185
      @alexandermcclure6185 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ??? bro he literally said it registered "a 0.6 on the richter scale" you're off by a couple orgers of magnetude
      (sry for bad english)

    • @reenudhody7382
      @reenudhody7382 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@alexandermcclure6185 bro he was talking about 50000 people jumping

    • @torak_34
      @torak_34 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Smart guy over here didn't even watch the video

  • @wheeze.mp4137
    @wheeze.mp4137 Před 5 lety +1551

    people with no legs :
    Vsauce : What if everyone jumped at once?

    • @LPSWeirdCow13
      @LPSWeirdCow13 Před 5 lety +26

      Wait how did I not think of that

    • @sebastianstan9655
      @sebastianstan9655 Před 4 lety +15

      He estimated it to be 7 billion whereas the population is 7.7 billion. They won't be more than 700 million including bed ridden and other people and those not wanting to do this.

    • @sebastianstan9655
      @sebastianstan9655 Před 4 lety +4

      @noppe thanks for taking that into account :) but still they won't be more than 500 million, still 6.5 billion would do this.

    • @sebastianstan9655
      @sebastianstan9655 Před 4 lety +2

      @noppe won't effect as something is pulling them over but when we jump, we jump from our own and even 6.5 mill would be HUGE. If we gathered at one place and jumped there...

    • @sebastianstan9655
      @sebastianstan9655 Před 4 lety +2

      @noppe but they won't have the same mass as us most probably, if they do it will be really hard to pull them. Lol, the question arises is who will pull them? We ALL have to jump at the same time...

  • @ashash_756
    @ashash_756 Před 3 lety +1416

    CZcams algorithm thought that 2021 was the year to show me this masterpiece.

  • @Xavier-qp5sh
    @Xavier-qp5sh Před 5 měsíci

    We need a 7 minute video for this, and yet I’m still gonna watch it

  • @patrinav1565
    @patrinav1565 Před 5 měsíci +68

    Who’s watching this is 2024??

  • @ihatemyoriginalusername5920
    @ihatemyoriginalusername5920 Před 7 lety +6252

    I feel like vsauce was probably smarter than his teachers

    • @ihatemyoriginalusername5920
      @ihatemyoriginalusername5920 Před 6 lety +268

      oh
      my
      GOD
      *MY LIFE INTENSIEFIES*
      *0*
      /|\
      / \

    • @arnavagrawal_
      @arnavagrawal_ Před 6 lety +212

      Vsauce is the channel,not the person

    • @lautaroguerrero842
      @lautaroguerrero842 Před 6 lety +124

      So, the channel is more smart itself?

    • @apun9307
      @apun9307 Před 6 lety +377

      Midgetmoo
      *Teacher:* 4+4=8
      *Vsauce music starts playing.
      _20 minutes later_
      *Vsauce:* And that's how the universe was created.

    • @Dark___Lynx4TM
      @Dark___Lynx4TM Před 6 lety +31

      A Pun seems about right. lmao. but I love his videos so much.

  • @darthgengar2047
    @darthgengar2047 Před 3 lety +3619

    “We could all fit in Los Angeles!”
    *COVID-19 intensifies*

  • @GodofTOTK
    @GodofTOTK Před 6 měsíci +1

    Here 11 years later, just wait till he hears about the small brief earthquake thats a bunch a swifties cuased at a concert.

  • @wilcovanderhave7244
    @wilcovanderhave7244 Před 11 dny +1

    Next question, if we all lie down on the ground, earth is gonna spin like crazy

  • @taylor8808
    @taylor8808 Před 3 lety +6172

    VSauce: What If Everyone JUMPED At Once?
    person in a wheelchair: 👁️👄👁️

  • @oogabooga2906
    @oogabooga2906 Před 4 lety +659

    I always love how one single question expands into a history of science

  • @user-ds7ey9my4v
    @user-ds7ey9my4v Před měsícem +2

    Case oh alone would make earth have a big earth quake

  • @scratchy523
    @scratchy523 Před 23 hodinami

    TIL that 9,192,631,770 oscillations on the valence electron of a cesium atom almost directly corresponds to the rotation of the earth

  • @SorryGamingYt
    @SorryGamingYt Před 7 lety +2028

    goes to school, asks classmates to lay down on floor xD

    • @backinlol8952
      @backinlol8952 Před 7 lety +8

      Sorry ikr I Thought of doing it😂

    • @TanningCat
      @TanningCat Před 7 lety

      Sorry ikr 😂😂😂 I did it lol

    • @ianrswilliams
      @ianrswilliams Před 7 lety

      Sorry I was just thinking about that.

    • @skymations3417
      @skymations3417 Před 7 lety +13

      sorry why the hell all this subcomments start with "sorry"

    • @SorryGamingYt
      @SorryGamingYt Před 7 lety +15

      they clicked the reply button lol

  • @8foamy423
    @8foamy423 Před 2 lety +6732

    this is like the real life equivalent to trying to flip the iceberg in club penguin

    • @krog8823
      @krog8823 Před 2 lety +127

      LMAO WHY THIS COMMENT UNDERRATED

    • @flag098
      @flag098 Před 2 lety +39

      OMG 💀

    • @Hqoba5471
      @Hqoba5471 Před 2 lety +64

      Wait what about disabled penguins or disabled people who can’t jump

    • @amoobloom5217
      @amoobloom5217 Před 2 lety +7

      yes

    • @mustakimmusa4763
      @mustakimmusa4763 Před 2 lety +8

      @@amoobloom5217 No no, he got a point

  • @Siamgoulian
    @Siamgoulian Před 3 dny

    That one teacher everyone deserves:

  • @_orient
    @_orient Před 12 dny +2

    If everyone jumped. nothing would happen. but if caseoh jumped too. the force would make earth drift down. away from the sun

  • @bricky6602
    @bricky6602 Před 3 lety +1100

    0:34 that’s why when everyone sleeps it feels like a minute

  • @christabelengel5527
    @christabelengel5527 Před 4 lety +1324

    "Pick a card"
    Me: um.... 6 of spades?
    "Let's say you pick this one"
    *picks 6 of spades*

  • @Randomnoodle771
    @Randomnoodle771 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Vsause: what happens if every one jumps at the same time
    Kid named everyone:

    • @JordanStewart-nf8oy
      @JordanStewart-nf8oy Před 4 měsíci

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA

  • @LH0417
    @LH0417 Před 5 měsíci

    After 11 years, it’s still on my recommended page.

  • @trillgates2452
    @trillgates2452 Před 8 lety +1915

    I keep saying to myself "This is the last video before I go to bed." And then I scroll down and see "What color Is a mirror?" Damn it VSAUCE

    • @Iainstressin
      @Iainstressin Před 8 lety +4

      THAT IS EXACTLY ME SERIOUSLY ITS 12:25 AM AND THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MY LAST VID TO WATCH! BUT NOW I NEEEED TO WATCH THAT VIDEO!!!!!!! (Right now it's Sunday early morning and it's the school holidays and the first day of school for the holidays ending is on Monday, tomorrow, and I'm awake, and I should be sleeping)

    • @spyor1
      @spyor1 Před 8 lety

      +Flamingdarkrider 2:40am here now looil

    • @TishonMDAVY
      @TishonMDAVY Před 7 lety +4

      this is exactly what I'm doing now

    • @2Walter
      @2Walter Před 7 lety +2

      ikr

    • @ezrafarrant298
      @ezrafarrant298 Před 7 lety

      Surely it's whatever colour the glass used to make it is? A blue glass equals a blue mirror etc.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +4822

    Literally everyone: *Jumps at once*
    The earth: Imma pretend like I didn't feel that.

  • @SubliminalNutrition
    @SubliminalNutrition Před 2 měsíci +1

    That one guy who brought a bomb: 1:58

  • @Strockets
    @Strockets Před měsícem +1

    that one kid who would not jump is the same kid who would ask the teachers about the homework

  • @SirBoberus
    @SirBoberus Před 5 lety +2306

    Wouldn't several hundred of us die midair as we jumped?

  • @mayahw4948
    @mayahw4948 Před 7 lety +1104

    "Alright, one more video and then I'll finish my studying" - me five hours ago

  • @ralph9575
    @ralph9575 Před 9 měsíci +1

    "... the earthquake in Japan last year" made me realize how long ago that and this video is... even though it felt like this was just uploaded yesterday.

  • @whyAnton1
    @whyAnton1 Před 15 hodinami

    Man i've always wondered what would happen if everyone on earth jumped at the same time

  • @bruhmomentum6315
    @bruhmomentum6315 Před 2 lety +10524

    michael is like googling really interesting questions when you’re bored

  • @xxblack_knightxx
    @xxblack_knightxx Před 4 lety +1860

    Michael : *what if we all jump at once*
    kid named once :

  • @kamphychair
    @kamphychair Před 5 měsíci +1

    nothin like kickin back and tuning into vintage beard man science

  • @Robotopper
    @Robotopper Před 6 měsíci +1

    0:34 “ why is life getting shorter. “

  • @seifhammuri1918
    @seifhammuri1918 Před 3 lety +4625

    “Getting yourself closer to the middle of the earth will speed up the day”
    People in 2020: crouching intensifies

    • @cheemsora2059
      @cheemsora2059 Před 3 lety +58

      Its 2021..

    • @cian.o
      @cian.o Před 3 lety +358

      @@cheemsora2059 He was writing in 2020 but by the time he finished writing it was 2021.

    • @nathan--lmao1317
      @nathan--lmao1317 Před 3 lety +52

      @@cian.o I’m dyyiinngggg 💀😂

    • @cheemsora2059
      @cheemsora2059 Před 3 lety +26

      @@cian.o LMFAOO

    • @mistysmilkybucket4526
      @mistysmilkybucket4526 Před 3 lety +57

      no he’s saying that in 2020 it was so bad he wanted to speed it up-

  • @laiii3868
    @laiii3868 Před 3 lety +2159

    "what if every single person ON EARTh jumped at the same time"
    That one guy on the moon**
    👁️💧👄💧👁️

  • @RepublicOfTrythania
    @RepublicOfTrythania Před měsícem +2

    This would cause natural disasters. I mean, caseoh jumping alone probably would cause a earthquake.

  • @user-ft6rp2ym3t
    @user-ft6rp2ym3t Před 3 měsíci +1

    Mummies in the pyramid : "What about me?"

  • @dutchvanderlinde4965
    @dutchvanderlinde4965 Před 3 lety +2775

    Who else wishes Michael was their teacher.. :(

  • @komorebi727
    @komorebi727 Před 6 lety +2372

    What if everyone said "Hey Vsauce, Micheal here" at the same time?

    • @yeeterita
      @yeeterita Před 5 lety +155

      Everyone's ears would bleed then.

    • @nasbuscus
      @nasbuscus Před 5 lety +141

      Earth would explode

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control Před 5 lety +220

      God will appear and invent Earth The Sequel

    • @Little_Miss_Carrex
      @Little_Miss_Carrex Před 5 lety +44

      Unhappy Sponge
      Time and space would collapse on itself and everyone would die

    • @Ducktle
      @Ducktle Před 5 lety +58

      Despacito

  • @FSHYVRBOX
    @FSHYVRBOX Před měsícem

    When you hear the words “hey, vsuace Michael here” you know it’s gonna be a fun time

  • @sans39102
    @sans39102 Před měsícem +3

    Just ask Caseoh to do it

  • @ovodagema4485
    @ovodagema4485 Před 4 lety +666

    how much is 1+1? well, to answer this, let's talk about Quantum physics.

    • @coyraig8332
      @coyraig8332 Před 4 lety +28

      Matter is a form of energy. Energy has no mass so really, one finger plus one other finger makes zero fingers.

    • @QuicksolutionsOnline
      @QuicksolutionsOnline Před 4 lety +35

      To answer this question, we first need to know what is plus. Plus is an arithmetic symbol used to add things..or is it?
      What if we plussed two plusses? Then we would get -> (+) + (+) -> 3 pluses. But whats 3? Yeah, 3 is a number used for measuring the quantity or repetivity of something same as the number 1. And if we get 3 after plussing, then 1 + 1 = 3
      Problem solved :)

    • @gr2xx
      @gr2xx Před 4 lety +7

      Before you are able to answer that, you have to ask yourself, “what exactly are numbers?”

    • @Sl-by1ss
      @Sl-by1ss Před 4 lety +1

      Lol

    • @HydnJspr
      @HydnJspr Před 4 lety +5

      Before this we need to figure out where 'maths' originated from

  • @JayActivist1
    @JayActivist1 Před 7 lety +8961

    Everybody cant jump

    • @WZRD9583
      @WZRD9583 Před 7 lety +264

      tru

    • @theguy_222
      @theguy_222 Před 7 lety +416

      Omg, you're right. 😲

    • @memecunt187
      @memecunt187 Před 7 lety +466

      Dee Streb i can nigga

    • @Greendude0101
      @Greendude0101 Před 7 lety +246

      Oh wow I didn't think of that

    • @TommyW_61
      @TommyW_61 Před 7 lety +58

      Dee Streb i'll jump better than you 💩🐵. plus your thinking of reach

  • @Huggy-gtag
    @Huggy-gtag Před 4 měsíci

    The fact that this video was made before I was born is crazy

  • @markandmarvi2.06
    @markandmarvi2.06 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Paralysed person: 😐

  • @crusticole536
    @crusticole536 Před 4 lety +4958

    “What if everyone jumped at the same location?”
    Covid-19 liked this message

    • @crusticole536
      @crusticole536 Před 4 lety +76

      R/woosh

    • @maggie2329
      @maggie2329 Před 4 lety +35

      RYAN VOON WU XIAN Moe r/wooooosh

    • @sirpale
      @sirpale Před 4 lety +18

      ColePlays r/ihavereddit

    • @sirpale
      @sirpale Před 4 lety +13

      hazel icedawn r/ihavereddit

    • @arie7120
      @arie7120 Před 4 lety +25

      Unintelligent r/ihavereddittoo

  • @maunilparikh9017
    @maunilparikh9017 Před 3 lety +1396

    CZcams: What if everyone got this recommended at once?

  • @cybzrspace
    @cybzrspace Před 2 měsíci

    When he asked me to pick out a card from the deck, I chose 6 and when I saw Vsauce saying that "I am guessing u picked this", that truly explains how terrifyingly powerful this guy is, he can read minds through the screen.

  • @gloomygguk528
    @gloomygguk528 Před 23 dny +1

    we need an international jumping day y'all

  • @BraunesToast
    @BraunesToast Před 7 lety +1906

    what if everyone would go to the toilet and flushes at the exact same time?

    • @BraunesToast
      @BraunesToast Před 7 lety +42

      ***** BITCH U GUESSED IT! WOO
      u was right...

    • @ledues3336
      @ledues3336 Před 7 lety +106

      BraunesToast this reminds me of Ned's declassified school survival guide lol

    • @patricksafarov6593
      @patricksafarov6593 Před 7 lety +74

      "Flushed Away" 2006

    • @GeetyAkbari
      @GeetyAkbari Před 7 lety +15

      +Patrick Safarov good movie

    • @BraunesToast
      @BraunesToast Před 7 lety +3

      Green Angel who knows? ^^

  • @aurorthia8199
    @aurorthia8199 Před 4 lety +1086

    Mom: *Get ReAdy FOR school*
    Me: *spins*
    Mom: *TImE FOR sLEEp*

  • @funtushgaming2596
    @funtushgaming2596 Před 4 měsíci

    I was always curious about this question

  • @lorraiin33
    @lorraiin33 Před 22 dny

    0:36 thanks for the tip