What If Everyone JUMPED At Once?
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Unfortunately not it’s impossible for everyone to jump at once because that one kid named James in your class will just not jump.
Fuckin James
always that one kid called James
@@jolt7882.
@@jolt7882 He didnt said the heart if flat
@@jolt7882 what the fuck?
How can you write that much?
You have all the time in the world!
no wonder teachers don’t let us lay down in science
Maddox G 69 likes so sry
Math
Someone's going to miss the joke
What
I don’t get it
Can someone explain it to me
Aaaaaaaaaa
For real please
@@derpylimeaj6350 it's ironic because in the video it says laying down speeds up time very slightly.
But it doesn't have a big implication on time.
this video is some great quality for 11 years ago I couldn’t even believe it was that old😳
i didnt even realized 😳
True
For some reason I thought this vid was posted recently this year..
We know Slim Shady won't jump. He never even stood up.
LMFAOO GOOD ONE
Slim Shady is making days shorter 😰
Fr
Now this looks like a job for me.
will the real slim shady stand up
Teacher: what’re you doing on the floor?
Me: I’m making the day go by faster
Lol
underrated lmao
Teacher: *LYING INTENSIFIES*
@@user-fh7bx3bl3z That name tho, Went right off the screen...
Dante Villarreal lmao
If everyone jumped, the amount of lag will crash the server
Yo😂😂
Aaaaa
Minecraft reference
Welcome to tier zoo.
*This comment wasn't able to be sent because the sender was disconnected from the Server*
Yes
When he said the everyday it gets 18 microseconds shorter then I realised why time flied by so fast from 2020 to 2023
smart
even tho you are right most people at all ages during all the time of human history had experienced the same thinf
3001 August 💀💀💀
3:59 Vsauce knows what card I chose.
I GASPED OUT LOUD DUDE SAME
How did Bro 😂
Know
Same
People in wheelchairs: *”Am I a joke to you?”*
Have their caretaker throw them into the air or something idk
lol
XD XD XD
LoL
That Anime dude lmao
im actually glad his background is black because it’s so easy on my eyes when it’s dark in my room
Same!
Bruh fr lmao
Same
it's not creepy to see Michael stood in a black void
Racist!
Jk
4:00 Is scary how he actually picked the card that I chose
i had a whole crisis
Yeah i literally got scared
Same here! I was so confused.
Omg
I did too oh god
Bro the talor swift concert
Taylor Swift. Her name is Taylor Swift.
@@TheCookie. idk who that is, anyway, talor swift
I thought it was tiler stift@@artdeco777
@@TheCookie.Talor swift😊
Travis Scott tooo
I like that his background is black so it doesn’t hurt my eyes at 2 am When I get this recommended
Among us
But same
Ikr
But it is 2 am 😟
LMFAOOO SAMEE
"If you lay down you'll make the day shorter"
Me in school: lemme just lay down
Underrated comment.
Lol I would do that just anything to make the day shorter
XD
Teacher: Understandable Have A Nice Day.
@@wttu2960 stolen*
11 years and this video is still fire
im glad yourube recommended this 11 years later 👍🏼
mom: you failed miserably
me: i think the word you are looking for is decimated
Underrated
👌
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Glad my dad's condom broke, now I get to read this hilarious comment.
@@SamiChenVA ur welcome 😉
I love how he's explaining this like we're gonna do this.
we may
I would participate
Who said we aren't .-.
I mean like at least all the Karen's won't they will refuse
Fr
i'm completely serious but no joke, you actually teach us way more that the school does on any science subject
I like how Vsauce has his own OST like L's OST from DeathNote
But to answer this question, we first have to ask: “What Is A Jump?”
But before we answer that question,
What is a question?
@@GanzyChannel before you answer that question, why am I commenting?
There isn't a reason for anything, is there...
@@hitkid2456 o_o ....has existential crisis.
A jump is a number divided by a google plex that is called the yeet effect after the yeet effect we get sent to something called a lol paradox
I can't grasp my mind around everyone on earth fitting in Los Angeles
It's not possible. It's a hypothetical situation
+AtomicGamerzUk Well, it IS, if we're talking just standing there, and not living. It's mentioned directly in the video o3o
Goat Senpai There are 7 billion people on Earth. Los Angeles would not fit them
+AtomicGamerzUk 1:48
Huh. I'm guessing that doesn't take into account any buildings? Or does it?
Watching this 10 years after is magical
Not even 20 seconds in and michael completely changes the subject from people jumping to the earths rotation...
Truly a Vsauce moment of all time
Everyone: Jumps. Earth’s FPS: Adios
dumbass comment
Stolen
It’s not stolen lol your comment is stolen because a lot of people type stolen so you stole a comment
@@willybanz6929
Mine is worse jajaj
Ok
Everyone: **Jumped on once**
Earth: ow, i feel i have headache
F
Oh wait, it was just a fly
Did you have a stroke
Earth will be like:-Oh no! Anyways
Forget every human, imagine every living thing (that can jump) jumps
3:46 HOW TF DID WE CALCULATE EARTHS WEIGHT? 💀
we put it on a scale duhhh 🤦🏻♂️
@@Ninjaspazboy "GASP" TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE
I’m not smart in this subject at all, but after looking it up, here’s the actual apparent answer:
TL;DR: Some complicated space math lets us solve for the mass, and therefore weight, of the earth.
Long Answer:
F = G x ((M1 x M2)/R^2)
The gravitational force between two objects equals the gravitational constant times the mass of object one times the mass of object two divided by the distance between them squared.
Basically, we already know the gravitational constant because of other experiments.
If we launch an object into space in which we roughly know the object’s mass, distance away from the earth, and gravitational pull towards the earth, the equation only has one variable we don’t know, which is the mass of the earth.
Doing some math, we can figure out the MASS of the earth that way. The WEIGHT of the earth depends on whatever you’re weighing it against, but if we know the mass, we know the weight.
Again, I don’t really know a whole lot about the topic, so I might be wrong. This is just what I got from looking it up.
how are you that stupid
You are Right I read this in my physics textbook and you know the Gravitational Constant was first measured by Henry Cavendish and therefore there is a saying "Cavendish weigh the Earth" @@thiccnicc3657
I love how just nearly 4 minutes is actually explaining what would happen, and then the rest is just trying to make you feel better.
What if Earth jumped on humans ?
*Hey Vsauce Michael here*
But first, what is earth ?
Rip
Snizzy_ Sufyxn1711 a moldy cake pop
If you jump the earth will fall on you. be aware of this next time you jump
If u ever feel down, lie down on the floor on your back. BOOM. You're carrying Earth.
AHAHHAA
Thanks, I always wanted to carry Earth on my back.
Dumbass
Stacy's World It's a joke, dumbass.
lmao relax
Caseoh aint jumpung cause 1 he cant and 2 the whole world would just explode
I love the math and research you put into your videos! Thx!
I’ll be that guy who jumps unsynchronized
Theirs always that one guy who does
@@dz2019 yeah lol
Me toooooooo
BearwScarf stop being a meany
BearwScarf you do have a valid point
“what if everyone on Earth jumped at the same time?”
Disabled People: “Keep your dreams as dreams”
that’s not funny
@@kailey1114 It is
@@kailey1114 It is (2)
Maybe it is and it's not at the same time?
@@kailey1114 cmon that's hillarious
''Then we jump, so what happens?.. Nothing.''
CaseOh, Gorlock, Nikocado Avocado:
VSauce: Explains the science
XKCD: Talks about the influence it would have on our lives
V sauce: "what if everyone jumped at the same time?"
Me: *starts jumping*
Me and my friends started to jump too, lol
No think you I'm fine in my bed
**joins**
Starts to jump to*
I have joined the server
*jumps*
*gets on ground*
friend: what tf are u doing
Me: speeding up time
Friend: *gets on ground*
Teacher: What are you boys doing
Friend: We're speeding up time
Teacher: *gets on ground*
Principal: What are you 3 doing
Teacher: we're speeding up time
Principal: *gets on ground*
Omg lol
@@hithere7554 yo u copied me
Copyfucker
@@hithere3189 mabey it just a different you but you dont know its you 🤨
@@nekonesto3125 do you mean you on 2,000 unknown videos?
Tecnicly, if you all jump at the same time, that means no one on the earth is touching solid ground
That’s correct my dude
vsauces videos are so ahead of their time you can never guess what year they were made in
Me: *gets 10% in a test*
Vsauce: You decimated that test
Me: Yeah, well, that test decimated my grades
Or did you
________________________________________
Vsauce music
Clever
Obliterated* your grades
So..it only affected 10 percent of your grade?
Where's the funny?
i swear this is literally one of my random thoughts while taking a shower
*tf*
Me too lol
Good thing Michael's here
Swearing is bad
Dude I feel like vsause is legit just a bunch of shower thoughts
Vsauce could be the most goated and Memed Channel but Michael is a legend
"You have to jump or you will die"
*charles in a weelchair*
isis is not invited in the jump
SassygAmergirl
Jumping in the sand box would not emit the same amount of percussion as jumping on cement. Pave all of Iran first.
I Thought THE SAME DAMN THING!
lol
lol
+Sassygamergal haha
Is it bad that that I just assumed he meant suicide
yes.
Enda Kenny IM DYING!!😂😂😂
(Enda Kenny) i thought the same thing
Fat Scarce I did too lmao
I thought he meant jump into space lol
It would really be the greatest experiment ever done.
There would be a huge sound like an applause. At 200 decibels, it could shatter ear drums. For context, a jet engine produces 150 decibels of sound at takeoff, and our pain threshold is at 120 decibels.
The ground would begin to shake, and if the jump happened near the coast, it could trigger a tsunami with 100-feet-tall waves.
The shaking could also lead to an earthquake falling in the 4-8 magnitude range. That means it could be anywhere from a light shake to one that could cause some major destruction to bridges, railways, electric lines, and buildings.
??? bro he literally said it registered "a 0.6 on the richter scale" you're off by a couple orgers of magnetude
(sry for bad english)
@@alexandermcclure6185 bro he was talking about 50000 people jumping
Smart guy over here didn't even watch the video
people with no legs :
Vsauce : What if everyone jumped at once?
Wait how did I not think of that
He estimated it to be 7 billion whereas the population is 7.7 billion. They won't be more than 700 million including bed ridden and other people and those not wanting to do this.
@noppe thanks for taking that into account :) but still they won't be more than 500 million, still 6.5 billion would do this.
@noppe won't effect as something is pulling them over but when we jump, we jump from our own and even 6.5 mill would be HUGE. If we gathered at one place and jumped there...
@noppe but they won't have the same mass as us most probably, if they do it will be really hard to pull them. Lol, the question arises is who will pull them? We ALL have to jump at the same time...
CZcams algorithm thought that 2021 was the year to show me this masterpiece.
Same lol
Same lol
We could’ve use this in 2020 so we could skip the day by laying down
True
Yessir
We need a 7 minute video for this, and yet I’m still gonna watch it
Who’s watching this is 2024??
Me
A lot of people because of xkcd.
Me
Me
This made me look at how old this video is and I'm shook.
I feel like vsauce was probably smarter than his teachers
oh
my
GOD
*MY LIFE INTENSIEFIES*
*0*
/|\
/ \
Vsauce is the channel,not the person
So, the channel is more smart itself?
Midgetmoo
*Teacher:* 4+4=8
*Vsauce music starts playing.
_20 minutes later_
*Vsauce:* And that's how the universe was created.
A Pun seems about right. lmao. but I love his videos so much.
“We could all fit in Los Angeles!”
*COVID-19 intensifies*
This was in your recommendations too huh?
tf is covid 19
@@leithal5096 yeah man, idk whats this "covid" thing is like wtf
@@philosophersfountain ik
@@leithal5096 ...........
Here 11 years later, just wait till he hears about the small brief earthquake thats a bunch a swifties cuased at a concert.
Next question, if we all lie down on the ground, earth is gonna spin like crazy
VSauce: What If Everyone JUMPED At Once?
person in a wheelchair: 👁️👄👁️
Drop em off a stool
Drop them off a C-5 Galaxy
Iain McVie a sticky piston with a slime block on top of it to be exact
*i have crippling depression!*
Dark Crystal22 how is that young?
I always love how one single question expands into a history of science
It should all add up I’m sure
Case oh alone would make earth have a big earth quake
TIL that 9,192,631,770 oscillations on the valence electron of a cesium atom almost directly corresponds to the rotation of the earth
goes to school, asks classmates to lay down on floor xD
Sorry ikr I Thought of doing it😂
Sorry ikr 😂😂😂 I did it lol
Sorry I was just thinking about that.
sorry why the hell all this subcomments start with "sorry"
they clicked the reply button lol
this is like the real life equivalent to trying to flip the iceberg in club penguin
LMAO WHY THIS COMMENT UNDERRATED
OMG 💀
Wait what about disabled penguins or disabled people who can’t jump
yes
@@amoobloom5217 No no, he got a point
That one teacher everyone deserves:
If everyone jumped. nothing would happen. but if caseoh jumped too. the force would make earth drift down. away from the sun
0:34 that’s why when everyone sleeps it feels like a minute
xD
wowowowoowo
underrated lmao XD
All players must sleep in a bed at the same time to skip night
@@th3voyag3r33 there are monsters nearby
"Pick a card"
Me: um.... 6 of spades?
"Let's say you pick this one"
*picks 6 of spades*
Ikr
Joseph Stalin damn dude I didn’t know you were still around
I picked 7 but ok
Same lol
wooosh me boomer r/woooosh
Vsause: what happens if every one jumps at the same time
Kid named everyone:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA
After 11 years, it’s still on my recommended page.
I keep saying to myself "This is the last video before I go to bed." And then I scroll down and see "What color Is a mirror?" Damn it VSAUCE
THAT IS EXACTLY ME SERIOUSLY ITS 12:25 AM AND THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MY LAST VID TO WATCH! BUT NOW I NEEEED TO WATCH THAT VIDEO!!!!!!! (Right now it's Sunday early morning and it's the school holidays and the first day of school for the holidays ending is on Monday, tomorrow, and I'm awake, and I should be sleeping)
+Flamingdarkrider 2:40am here now looil
this is exactly what I'm doing now
ikr
Surely it's whatever colour the glass used to make it is? A blue glass equals a blue mirror etc.
Literally everyone: *Jumps at once*
The earth: Imma pretend like I didn't feel that.
*I’ll just ignore that*
Why do i see you everywhere
hi
And I'm a guy in a hoodie
go away
That one guy who brought a bomb: 1:58
that one kid who would not jump is the same kid who would ask the teachers about the homework
Wouldn't several hundred of us die midair as we jumped?
oh yeah lol
How so?
@Emilie VIGUIER and morbid
@@v1mun6 its weird
That would happen
"Alright, one more video and then I'll finish my studying" - me five hours ago
Mayah W XD
Mayah W Did you decimate that test?
Mayah W Five more hours we just getting started *Chris brown voice*
I have a REALLY hard math test tomorrow so... fun 🙄
Leanna Walters DRINK WATER
WATER, ITS IMPORTANT TO STAY HYDRATED
"... the earthquake in Japan last year" made me realize how long ago that and this video is... even though it felt like this was just uploaded yesterday.
Man i've always wondered what would happen if everyone on earth jumped at the same time
michael is like googling really interesting questions when you’re bored
he makes the answers to the questions himself
@Bruh Momentum
Epic name!
Yes, but the answers are far more accurate.
and he answers them..
"Google, why would do I always have the urge to trip children?"
Michael : *what if we all jump at once*
kid named once :
kid named at once:
@@crizz222 Ah hell nooooooa
😂😂
once is not a real name dude
XXxFortniteDaBest69xXX thank you for this very valuable information i appreciate it a lot.
nothin like kickin back and tuning into vintage beard man science
0:34 “ why is life getting shorter. “
“Getting yourself closer to the middle of the earth will speed up the day”
People in 2020: crouching intensifies
Its 2021..
@@cheemsora2059 He was writing in 2020 but by the time he finished writing it was 2021.
@@cian.o I’m dyyiinngggg 💀😂
@@cian.o LMFAOO
no he’s saying that in 2020 it was so bad he wanted to speed it up-
"what if every single person ON EARTh jumped at the same time"
That one guy on the moon**
👁️💧👄💧👁️
Omg 😂😂😂
Everyone on wheelchair:
@@darndavid7569 bruh china recently went to the moon.
👁👄👁*
💧 💧*
Everybody corrects each other
This would cause natural disasters. I mean, caseoh jumping alone probably would cause a earthquake.
Mummies in the pyramid : "What about me?"
Who else wishes Michael was their teacher.. :(
He is lol. You know online classes? This technically counts.
Goldfish or is he?
Yee
This video is a giveaway: czcams.com/video/ocraHm6yBn8/video.html&feature=share❤💙💙
المجلة العلميه no
What if everyone said "Hey Vsauce, Micheal here" at the same time?
Everyone's ears would bleed then.
Earth would explode
God will appear and invent Earth The Sequel
Unhappy Sponge
Time and space would collapse on itself and everyone would die
Despacito
When you hear the words “hey, vsuace Michael here” you know it’s gonna be a fun time
Just ask Caseoh to do it
how much is 1+1? well, to answer this, let's talk about Quantum physics.
Matter is a form of energy. Energy has no mass so really, one finger plus one other finger makes zero fingers.
To answer this question, we first need to know what is plus. Plus is an arithmetic symbol used to add things..or is it?
What if we plussed two plusses? Then we would get -> (+) + (+) -> 3 pluses. But whats 3? Yeah, 3 is a number used for measuring the quantity or repetivity of something same as the number 1. And if we get 3 after plussing, then 1 + 1 = 3
Problem solved :)
Before you are able to answer that, you have to ask yourself, “what exactly are numbers?”
Lol
Before this we need to figure out where 'maths' originated from
Everybody cant jump
tru
Omg, you're right. 😲
Dee Streb i can nigga
Oh wow I didn't think of that
Dee Streb i'll jump better than you 💩🐵. plus your thinking of reach
The fact that this video was made before I was born is crazy
Paralysed person: 😐
“What if everyone jumped at the same location?”
Covid-19 liked this message
R/woosh
RYAN VOON WU XIAN Moe r/wooooosh
ColePlays r/ihavereddit
hazel icedawn r/ihavereddit
Unintelligent r/ihavereddittoo
CZcams: What if everyone got this recommended at once?
Cue Illuminati music
Hey Vsauce Michael here-
This video is a giveaway: czcams.com/video/ocraHm6yBn8/video.html&feature=share❤💙💙
المجلة العلميه stop-
It would have 2.5B views.
When he asked me to pick out a card from the deck, I chose 6 and when I saw Vsauce saying that "I am guessing u picked this", that truly explains how terrifyingly powerful this guy is, he can read minds through the screen.
we need an international jumping day y'all
what if everyone would go to the toilet and flushes at the exact same time?
***** BITCH U GUESSED IT! WOO
u was right...
BraunesToast this reminds me of Ned's declassified school survival guide lol
"Flushed Away" 2006
+Patrick Safarov good movie
Green Angel who knows? ^^
Mom: *Get ReAdy FOR school*
Me: *spins*
Mom: *TImE FOR sLEEp*
blackdarkskul Jones wow.. just wow 😂😂😂
you'd have to spin at lightspeed tho
@@Thefobj i wish
Who's TEFLEE?
I wish😂🤣
I was always curious about this question
0:36 thanks for the tip