Matteo Lane & Nick Build Christmas Gingerbread Houses

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 20. 12. 2022
  • Check me out on tour:
    www.matteolanecomedy.com/tour...
    Follow me on Instagram:
    / matteolane
    Follow Nick:
    / nicksmith09
    Shot & Edited By Chris Caso:
    / chris.mp4
    @chrismp4final
    Follow my other socials:
    / matteo-lane-1039668250...
    / matteolane
    / matteomariah
    www.matteolanecomedy.com
    #MatteoLane #gay #christmas #christmastree #gingerbreadhouse #standupcomedian #standupcomedy #special #comedyshorts #comedy_video #comedynyc #newyork #newyorkcity #nyc #nyctour #comedy #standupcomedian #comedian
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 477

  • @christianscholer6599
    @christianscholer6599 Před rokem +783

    Nick hissing and going, "You are my family!" was the best.

    • @luxeford547
      @luxeford547 Před rokem +6

      Forgot your name and did a search on "gay stand-up" and you came up first.
      #goals

  • @MrHenry84
    @MrHenry84 Před rokem +885

    Please let the next video of Matteo and Nick be the one where they bake Nick's Italian Wedding Cookies 😁

    • @gyouza114
      @gyouza114 Před rokem +13

      Yess the people need to see thissss 🤌

    • @ohyesitschad
      @ohyesitschad Před rokem +1

      solid plan

    • @ImVee10
      @ImVee10 Před rokem +14

      Nick: They are NOT called Cum Cookies!
      Matteo: *They’re Cum Cookies.”*

  • @joceyno
    @joceyno Před rokem +554

    Nick has the look of someone who just got socks and diabetic candy for Christmas.

  • @Miss_Camel
    @Miss_Camel Před rokem +204

    Apparently my whole family opted to make gingerbread houses together this year for Xmas (I live in another state), and my sister in law made a gingerbread strip club. She even used little candy letters to make “Neon” signs on the roof that say “tits” and “boobs”. I’ve never been so proud.

    • @giancarlamacaluso
      @giancarlamacaluso Před 9 měsíci +5

      OMG! My family decorates gingerbread houses every year and now I want a strip club!!

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@giancarlamacaluso DUDE, that would be a fucking STELLAR theme for a club!! All the dancers could be fairytale characters! Actually, I’m positive I read a fanfic story with that exact scenario…

    • @VelvetCondoms
      @VelvetCondoms Před 7 měsíci +3

      I feel like your sister-in-law is an amazing person and everyone else
      in the family needs to get up to her level.

    • @EllenCherryCharles
      @EllenCherryCharles Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@VelvetCondoms100% accurate, and don’t worry, I already passed that along!! 🤣

  • @theusernameicoodfind
    @theusernameicoodfind Před rokem +147

    “You are all of my family. I am never coming home for Christmas again.” 😂
    I like how the sprinkles on the side of Nick’s house just looks like there’s trash on the side of the property 😂

  • @Emmajinsing
    @Emmajinsing Před rokem +153

    Nick said “outta my house” we love a queen who can shut doors

  • @ginad434
    @ginad434 Před rokem +111

    Nick is a national treasure

  • @klaw6420
    @klaw6420 Před rokem +191

    This is EXACTLY what I needed today! Can we get a weekly episode with the two of you?

  • @thenaturecentre
    @thenaturecentre Před rokem +54

    Matteo's face when he says I hope someone breaks my back is the spirit of Christmas wishes.

  • @bonniefrank8690
    @bonniefrank8690 Před rokem +110

    Omg I laughed so much at his mom’s judgment 😂

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom Před rokem +9

    7:08 "This second house is clearly in the projects."
    *Hag laugh*
    *me dying from lack of oxygen*

  • @escapie2328
    @escapie2328 Před rokem +52

    Monet is such a sweetie. Just wanted Nick to feel good. Miss Congeniality Forever.

  • @aimeek2858
    @aimeek2858 Před rokem +47

    Matteo's laugh is brilliant.

  • @DisposableSupervillainHenchman

    Matteo has the best gay evil villain laugh ever. Disney needs to cast him pronto!

    • @matthewaronson3849
      @matthewaronson3849 Před rokem +1

      And he could do his own voice-over for other languages. I've heard him speak, what, like 4 different tongues at least!

  • @lawrencefosterjenkins8216

    this is truly the best possible sequel to the pumpkin carving video--you even got bob to come for nick's entire life again

  • @realtrini2007
    @realtrini2007 Před rokem +29

    What I love about these videos are the cameos from their friends and family shading Nick.

  • @Sayitlikitiz101
    @Sayitlikitiz101 Před rokem +82

    Nick reminds me of a neurotic llama, and I love llamas! 🦙
    Thank you both for the fun! And have a very happy and back breaking holidays! 🎄🍆🌟🎄

  • @calisongbird
    @calisongbird Před rokem +21

    4:01 I can’t believe Matteo didn’t jump on that “it’s just dripping everywhere” 😂

  • @treyhudson73
    @treyhudson73 Před rokem +5

    "It was a show that happened." was just the beginning! 😭

  • @lizzard4890
    @lizzard4890 Před rokem +7

    Not Nicole saying she'd buy Nick's because she loves a fixer upper 😂

  • @phthisis
    @phthisis Před rokem +39

    Honestly, best ending evar! Just that deadpan straight face, dumping one house then, without pause, asking politely where the other gingerbread house is. Hilarious!

  • @KerriGilpin
    @KerriGilpin Před rokem +5

    A video with Nick getting butthurt before it even begins?? Priceless!

  • @peterd.9522
    @peterd.9522 Před rokem +4

    "I've got the shakes!" is my favorite line.., Hilarious bit guys!

  • @jaketron.seattle
    @jaketron.seattle Před rokem +2

    just proof, you can still have fun when you're old.

  • @Lexi_333
    @Lexi_333 Před rokem +2

    “Let’s get this roast a cookin” yes Farrah 😂

  • @tihSyMtaE
    @tihSyMtaE Před rokem +45

    This is the Christmas video we all needed :)

  • @BruinPhD2009
    @BruinPhD2009 Před rokem +32

    This is so much fun; all the reactions from family and friends are priceless. It’s no fair for two people to be this cute and funny. 😅

  • @lianeatlarge
    @lianeatlarge Před rokem +60

    If I was Matteo … I would be re-thinking Nick’s cameos. Girl is HILARIOUS!! #scenestealer

  • @helenaEFFERVESCENC3
    @helenaEFFERVESCENC3 Před rokem +1

    0:55 is a WHOLE. DAMN. MOOD.

  • @thesingingtown
    @thesingingtown Před rokem +4

    Real love is roasting each other like this 🥰

  • @mikemcfly4297
    @mikemcfly4297 Před rokem +9

    Breaking these cookies gave me squid game vibes…

  • @cairohughes9939
    @cairohughes9939 Před rokem +15

    Nick reminds me of Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper 😭 we need more of you & Nick, Matteo 😂

  • @kelsie_adams
    @kelsie_adams Před rokem +38

    I love you two! I needed this video today.
    I teach preschool and there's 3 teachers at my school. We thought it would be fun to make these exact same gingerbread houses as a class and then put the 3 together and let the parents decide which house is better
    None arrived broken & I have the pre-K (oldest) class. One of the teachers cheated and brought in gumdrop, jelly bean, mini-pretzels, etc.
    The other class has 2 special needs kids and the roof had literally been punched, broken, and collapsed when someone got frustrated.
    My class ... Those little ball candies (which I fully thought you'd call balls after a cold shower) aren't easier for tiny fingers as tiny fingers are just learning fine motor skills. I'd say ours looked closest to Nick's but our wreath was hand scribbled with a green marker when someone got frustrated.
    So glad to see that adults had difficulties with those stupid houses.

  • @Rosie-ri7nk
    @Rosie-ri7nk Před rokem +8

    The only thing I hate about this video is that it isn’t longer. I love both of you together!

  • @PseudonymAliase
    @PseudonymAliase Před rokem +4

    Nick makes a Bukkake house and still can't fill all the cracks!

  • @goodymiller
    @goodymiller Před rokem +11

    This is everything I needed today. I would watch hours of these two doing literally anything.

  • @rebecca2014
    @rebecca2014 Před rokem +17

    I literally feel the same every time i think its a good idea to start a ginger bread house.

  • @gregorycooper7464
    @gregorycooper7464 Před rokem +7

    I never stop smiling when I see the 2 of you !
    Thank you.

  • @davidnsf415
    @davidnsf415 Před rokem +4

    I LOVE Nick - he cracks my shit up! Matteo is HILARious.

  • @carmenonfire_
    @carmenonfire_ Před 10 měsíci

    “Now you’re a humanitarian, Nick. Shut up.” 😆

  • @fuzyfuzfuz2
    @fuzyfuzfuz2 Před 7 měsíci

    "The first one looks like you gave up on the door. The second one looks like you gave up." 😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard 😂

  • @tom_j.
    @tom_j. Před rokem +5

    Yess, another Nick collab

  • @suzihunter4074
    @suzihunter4074 Před rokem +20

    I watched this bc I ordered a huge gingerbread house kit for Xmas and now I’m rethinking the whole thing 😂

    • @kellybblanchard
      @kellybblanchard Před rokem +5

      I learned from the comments you decorate first, then build house! happy candy fun 😂🎄🍬

    • @revdupartist9386
      @revdupartist9386 Před rokem +2

      Always decorate first then paste them together.

  • @nocomment2468
    @nocomment2468 Před měsícem

    One house is for Christmas, the other is for Halloween the next year

  • @vasabml
    @vasabml Před rokem +1

    'Let's get this roast-a cookin' will always be famous

  • @heidikleiber7703
    @heidikleiber7703 Před rokem +3

    When I was little, we decorated gingerbread houses that were made by pouring the gingerbread batter into house shaped molds, that I think actually came from Germany, and then baking them. So it was really more of a gingerbread cake. Then we'd slather the whole thing in frosting and decorate it with all sorts of candy: gum drops, peppermints, and Necco wafers, among others. (Seriously, shingling a roof is the only thing Necco wafers are good for.)
    Thanks for bringing back fond memories, results not withstanding!

  • @ajeykul
    @ajeykul Před rokem +2

    Nick must be good in bed coz Matteo is better in everything 😭🤣

  • @DefinetlyDelulu
    @DefinetlyDelulu Před rokem +3

    ONE LOOKS LIKE ITS IN THE RATATATATAAAAAA! IM CRYING

  • @lucilleyoung4744
    @lucilleyoung4744 Před 4 měsíci

    Nothing says yes, like a sore loser! Love how they went into the trash immediately.

  • @InvictvsNox
    @InvictvsNox Před rokem +1

    Having funny friends and family seems amazing and intimidating lol

  • @liquid_c0urage
    @liquid_c0urage Před rokem +8

    OMG THANK YOU this was a freaking terrible week. you and nick saved me i effin swear guys

  • @neuroether
    @neuroether Před rokem +4

    So close to Christmas, I would love to see a challenge between the two as who is a better dressed Elf…

  • @jeanettesalazar3181
    @jeanettesalazar3181 Před rokem +5

    Is there a better duo than this?! Ugh love ❤

  • @dblissmn
    @dblissmn Před rokem +1

    I love it -- Nick reveals himself to be of the heartland, very far away from anything resembling salt water -- the seven fishes, "trout, bass, crappie...."

  • @usagi32211
    @usagi32211 Před rokem +9

    This just made my cold rainy day so much better!

  • @Lucy_0neL0ve
    @Lucy_0neL0ve Před 3 měsíci

    Modern wisdom from uncle Matteo and uncle Nick. Gingerbread home education😂❤

  • @pb_and_nutella
    @pb_and_nutella Před 11 měsíci +1

    In the spirit of Matteo's new special: It hurts my heart to see you throw those gingerbread houses away, they could've gone to someone in NEED!!

  • @simont390
    @simont390 Před rokem +1

    Nick is legitimately Squidward though

  • @willynilly5540
    @willynilly5540 Před rokem +10

    I love how nick always interrupts the intro. He’s the man

  • @eyeseajujubee
    @eyeseajujubee Před 6 měsíci

    Nick saying he won’t come home for Christmas because of the gingerbread house 😂

  • @MMP1116
    @MMP1116 Před 7 měsíci

    Matteo consistently gets so salty about Nick trying to do the intro. 🤣

  • @DWT2691
    @DWT2691 Před rokem +2

    The ending was the best part lolol !!!

  • @thesaucysassy
    @thesaucysassy Před rokem +4

    Ii love when you two get together and do things 🥰

  • @allimae8184
    @allimae8184 Před rokem

    7:47 “one looks like it in a good neighborhood, and one looks like it’s in the RrRrRaTatATa”

  • @cortezriley340
    @cortezriley340 Před rokem

    "Donnie, You have COVID. You lost your taste. Hang up!" BAHAHAHAHA

  • @kimberlyloranger8321
    @kimberlyloranger8321 Před rokem +2

    I was almost expecting towards the end there that either of you would take out a Godzilla or King Kong figure to lord over the two houses. Like Mr. Bean did with the nativity scene in his Christmas special lol

  • @mbr4797
    @mbr4797 Před rokem

    5:19 'you have to push it in‘ - a sentence matteo uses often 😅

  • @seriouspleasures
    @seriouspleasures Před 11 měsíci

    "It's just dripping everywhere!"
    IKWUM!

  • @Glitter_Bear
    @Glitter_Bear Před rokem +1

    I would climb Nick like a tree. Who knew I had a thing for Squidward…

  • @steveaustin286
    @steveaustin286 Před rokem +2

    We love Nick - he’s adorable.

  • @TheSeoulBrotha
    @TheSeoulBrotha Před rokem +18

    Nick is hilarious y’all need to collab more 😂😂😂 Maybe even let him do the intro once

  • @RBB52
    @RBB52 Před rokem +14

    I love these two together!! Great Fun!! Merry Christmas and all the best in the New Year Matteo & Nick!

  • @Cathie46
    @Cathie46 Před rokem +5

    I think we need you two, together, doing something that we can all watch, weekly :)

  • @louisagracey
    @louisagracey Před rokem +2

    Watching this is my new Christmas tradition.

  • @Trendyflute
    @Trendyflute Před rokem +4

    Matteo won, but I don't think Nick lost by a huge margin this time, so that's kinda like a win for Nick by his standards! 🥰😆

  • @jathompson37
    @jathompson37 Před rokem +1

    The moms judging is the best! Brilliant idea! 😊

  • @rscamp81
    @rscamp81 Před rokem +5

    OMG Carpenters Christmas sent me! I have it on vinyl and have been driving my daughters nuts, playing it and talking about what a QUEEN Karen Carpenter IS.

  • @user-gn5bu7tx1b
    @user-gn5bu7tx1b Před rokem +1

    I love matteo's impression of Nick. He sounds like a drunk aunt at a family reunion

  • @dyanabartley1744
    @dyanabartley1744 Před rokem +2

    I cackled like a hyena, I loved it, thank you for sharing this...

  • @wendyburt8442
    @wendyburt8442 Před rokem +3

    ~Lol~Y'all Are Hysterical 😜...I Think That Matteo's House 🏠 Is One Done With Obvious Artistic Ability And Nick's Is Done With All The Enthusiasm Of A Constipated Octogenarian~But I Adore You Both~☮️🙂❤️🦋🌈🌞🌙🌠~

  • @emv8869
    @emv8869 Před rokem

    Nick’s gingerbread house has character

  • @titocano1613
    @titocano1613 Před 10 měsíci

    The amount of times "come" was said in this video has me gaggingghg and cackling😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paulosperanza8726
    @paulosperanza8726 Před rokem +6

    Loved the TLC shirt! Miss them so much!
    you guys have such chemistry! I love you both. I'd pick Nick's bc it's gonna be cheaper!

  • @charlesgill2891
    @charlesgill2891 Před 11 měsíci

    Back of nick’s house looks like a wall you’re supposed to bomb in Zelda

  • @stevesanchez1048
    @stevesanchez1048 Před rokem

    i cant handle this!!!! I have to like pause, and walk away every 15 seconds.
    eye am dying

  • @desertson4698
    @desertson4698 Před rokem +1

    Nick’s house is what Matteo’s house looks like after the blizzard. 🌬️ 💨 ❄️ 🥶 😂

  • @luckeeleeyeo
    @luckeeleeyeo Před rokem +1

    The TLC shirt is all I needed to see.

  • @the1wardo
    @the1wardo Před rokem

    Nick having a Farrah Moan moment at 1:36 🤣

  • @kentuckybeardsman
    @kentuckybeardsman Před rokem

    One of the funniest guys. Super underrated

  • @tomas-yourhairguru4588

    I can't when she said nicks house looks like its in a rata ta ta ta neighborhood hahaha

  • @lutifaatagi
    @lutifaatagi Před rokem

    "Get out my house." 🤣

  • @ordinarysuperstar672
    @ordinarysuperstar672 Před rokem

    lmfao at the insults, tbh both of the houses deserved insults

  • @tzmonet860jones8
    @tzmonet860jones8 Před rokem +1

    They r fuckin hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @chardhrosreaper2307
    @chardhrosreaper2307 Před rokem +1

    After seeing Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story, the Carpenters' music hits me drastically changed. Adding that several niche movies use their music in ways not originally intended, I just can't manage much of a reaction beyond revulsion or horror. It's pretty funny.

  • @antondragoman1641
    @antondragoman1641 Před rokem

    "Where's yours?" *tosses in the trash* "Get outta my house! "

  • @RD2B
    @RD2B Před rokem +1

    More videos of Matteo n Nick, plze 😅

  • @emilyturner324
    @emilyturner324 Před rokem +2

    Mateo and Nick content coming to save me. Anything Mateo post I run with my fingers to click on

  • @star031621
    @star031621 Před rokem +1

    Matteo, love you but Nick wins for understanding the assignment, make a mess🤣

  • @JDDoyle-yr4jm
    @JDDoyle-yr4jm Před rokem +1

    You two are hilarious!

  • @victoriahayden2961
    @victoriahayden2961 Před rokem +1

    Poor Nick! 😂🤣