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Komentáře • 404

  • @aj_12x23
    @aj_12x23 Před 2 měsíci +469

    My favorite conspiracy is that Kate is on The Masked Singer, but my favorite comment I've seen re: the controversy is, "Hey does anyone know what Pete Davidson has been up to lately?"

    • @dulldelusions6269
      @dulldelusions6269 Před 2 měsíci +37

      the final boss of pete davidson’s infamous love life is absolutely kate middleton

    • @katiesilkett4751
      @katiesilkett4751 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@dulldelusions6269 i mean there's no other possible explilnation

  • @yay_ASR
    @yay_ASR Před 2 měsíci +120

    Jordan calling Bhad Bhabie's future kid as "badder baby" took me out 💀

  • @danielwav1822
    @danielwav1822 Před 2 měsíci +821

    you must know the pain of a podless Friday night to know the glory of a Saturday morning pod 🙏

  • @RH-oh7ep
    @RH-oh7ep Před 2 měsíci +173

    fun fact cholmondeley is pronounced “chum-ley”. it’s a type of word called a shibboleth - a british place name spelt deliberately weirdly to mark out posh people (who know how to pronounce it) and common people (who don’t know how to pronounce it). this county is so bananas

    • @aLime404
      @aLime404 Před 2 měsíci +26

      I hate it so much, that is a powerfully annoying fact. Worcestershire but 5x worse.

    • @jebbyrat
      @jebbyrat Před 2 měsíci

      yelednomlohc

    • @iamannedroid
      @iamannedroid Před 2 měsíci +3

      Shibboleth ❤️ One of my favourite episodes of the West Wing

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Před 2 měsíci +8

      i thought that that - like most shibboleths - was not created as, but is used as, such. do u have any info abt how it's purposeful, bc that's interesting and i haven't found anything to indicate that myself

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 Před 2 měsíci +4

      It's the classism for me 👌🏾

  • @diadorim3992
    @diadorim3992 Před 2 měsíci +89

    why is that everytime i expect jarvis to go "im jarvis" and jordan to go "im johnson"

  • @rachelnotluf4585
    @rachelnotluf4585 Před 2 měsíci +584

    I recently went on an internet deep-dive about canned tuna (someone asked why we call it "tuna fish," and I just had to know why), and interestingly - yes! Canned tuna WAS a new thing around the 1920s, so it probably WAS marketed as "chicken of the sea" so people would understand what they'd be getting when they opened a can.

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue Před 2 měsíci +53

      This is fun to read out of context (so far) but also legit interesting! And weird. In that order

    • @canningtuna
      @canningtuna Před 2 měsíci +5

      i'm really invested in this

    • @balayanr
      @balayanr Před 2 měsíci +9

      In Japan you can still find canned tuna called “sea chicken” (シーチキン), first time I saw it I thought “ah, makes sense I guess”

  • @hajarmdn4883
    @hajarmdn4883 Před 2 měsíci +129

    This whole Kate Middleton situation reminds me of the fact that the Moroccan princess (the king’s wife) has been missing for years. We don’t know where she is and we had no updated pictures of her or her daughters in over ten years. After years of speculation, we did get an official confirmation of them divorcing but there is still the enigma of where she and the princess are. The prince (the heir to the throne) is everywhere with his dad but on his sister’s birthday we’ll get old photos of her when she was 5-6 years old. She’s like 17 now. Granted I don’t want to know how she looks like and she deserves to live in anonymity. But usually we’ll get gossip from the parents of the king’s children classmates. And during my last year of college, I used to be on the same way as the prince going to his high school and would always catch glimpses of his car surrounded by his guards on motocycles. But nada about the daughter.

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN Před 2 měsíci +5

      Omg I heard of this! She was probably offed…

    • @ChidubemEgwim
      @ChidubemEgwim Před 2 měsíci +3

      She's probably living in France now

  • @kumastinks9571
    @kumastinks9571 Před 2 měsíci +17

    I love how Jarvis's shout outs vary anywhere from "shout out hamtaro" to "shout out free school lunches"

  • @AncientCrustacean
    @AncientCrustacean Před 2 měsíci +161

    Kensington Royal sounds like an Aldi brand name for a line of dog beds. Or maybe some Costco polo shirts that come in a 5-pack

  • @lisavandenhoven5672
    @lisavandenhoven5672 Před 2 měsíci +302

    Based on Kate's age and the non-specific nature of the surgery announcement, I expect that she had a hysterectomy. You need 6-8 weeks of recovery, and based on her health history (tough pregnancies) it is very possible her recovery is taking a while.

    • @lillianglove1350
      @lillianglove1350 Před 2 měsíci +65

      Yeah, my mum had a hysterectomy and recovery is not glamorous. Weeks in bed, low energy, messiness. You usually are wheelchair bound for a bit etc. They wouldn't want to put her into the public in the state. I think if they showed her post surgery, things would be worse. Her condition, hyperemesis, is one of the worst conditions to have during pregnancy. Constant vomiting, severe losses in weight, pretty gruesome. They've been covering up the less glamorous parts of her life for a while.

    • @danielleoliver1734
      @danielleoliver1734 Před 2 měsíci +34

      I think so too, and they said she wouldn’t be seen until after Easter which hasn’t been yet so I don’t get why everyone is freaking out

    • @Emmysn0w
      @Emmysn0w Před 2 měsíci +24

      It’s nice that people are concerned but she is still just a person and regardless of the specific surgery hopefully she’s ok.

    • @breauseph
      @breauseph Před 2 měsíci +17

      Yeah, I had a similar pregnancy to hers and had an OK time with hysto recovery, but then again I only had one hard pregnancy and I had to show up to my remote desk job after two weeks rather than being one of the most scrutinized public figures on the planet. If this is the case I hope she eventually opens up about it, it could make a big difference for younger people who are shamed out of voluntary hysterectomies.

    • @crybaby0999
      @crybaby0999 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I like the BBL theory tho

  • @definietlynotowl3607
    @definietlynotowl3607 Před 2 měsíci +24

    the duck spill is a thing that actually happened! a shipload of rubber ducks fell into the ocean and by studying the different places they have washed up there's been a lot of interesting data gathered on how ocean currents work it's actually super cool!!

  • @ChageeyaSarang
    @ChageeyaSarang Před 2 měsíci +62

    Introverted child here: I used to go to the empty lot next to my house & watch the ants & help them.

    • @ElevatorLasagna
      @ElevatorLasagna Před 2 měsíci +7

      Please tell us how you helped the ants 🐜

    • @crybaby0999
      @crybaby0999 Před 2 měsíci +6

      ​@@ElevatorLasagna As a fellow ant helper, I would sometimes bring them small snacks, break some chips up for them or something and I would put the food super close to their ant hole so they didn't have to carry it long distances

    • @milkman1947
      @milkman1947 Před měsícem +3

      @@crybaby0999thats really funny and sweet

  • @octooopus
    @octooopus Před 2 měsíci +65

    hearing the wildly attractive jordan hear him say that about himself hurts, i hope you have more confidence now, you're such a handsome man!

  • @wozzywick
    @wozzywick Před 2 měsíci +102

    It wasn’t even Emma Watson’s 18th. It was her 16th (legal age in the UK)

  • @AnnDVine
    @AnnDVine Před 2 měsíci +33

    a friend of mine landed a role in a car insurance ad where he was only shot from behind, for a plumber's crack sort of joke with a mechanic. he even had to send butt shots instead of face shots. he reportedly got the woman he was contacting at the ad agency in trouble cos she was using her work computer to look at his butt.

  • @caycecarson
    @caycecarson Před 2 měsíci +218

    The only thing I was thinking seeing all those tweets was “can’t wait for the boyz to cover this”

  • @kristaclark447
    @kristaclark447 Před 2 měsíci +303

    33:50: speaking of backwards counting:
    When I was in a car accident years ago, they tested me for brain damage by asking me to count backwards from 100, by 7's.
    This is not a skill we learned at my public school!
    I don't understand why they didn't have me count backwards by something I could: such as from 100 by 5's.

    • @LuneWatcher
      @LuneWatcher Před 2 měsíci +73

      Because 7s are a lot less intuitive, you have to think more for that, compared to 5s where it's more consistent.
      Also that exact counting thing happened in Tokyo Ghoul but that's not important, I just felt compelled to say it.

    • @otter.mayhem
      @otter.mayhem Před 2 měsíci +104

      My dad had a stroke, and also was asked unintuitive math questions and things like that, and they said it's bc you have to problem solve for it. They don't care if you get it right necessarily so long as they can see your brain is working right! Sometimes my dad would shoot back something like "OK, you first" and make the doctors laugh bc nobody can count backwards by 7s or whatever 😂. Or if he thought he got it wrong, he'd go "wait, no? Yes. No? That doesn't seem right, but I'm all here I swear!" His speech was really impaired so they had to make sure his mind was still all right, and they said that him keeping his sense of humor and coming up with creative replies was a good indicator and fun for them too :) brains are so weird!!!

    • @GreyMcBeal
      @GreyMcBeal Před 2 měsíci +36

      That’d be scary as shit lol. I have dyscalculia, I can’t count backwards period!

    • @Emmysn0w
      @Emmysn0w Před 2 měsíci +10

      I haven’t been in a car accident and definitely cannot count by sevens it may be bc of my learning disabilities but still

    • @YesIlikebananasSo
      @YesIlikebananasSo Před 2 měsíci +9

      i tried doing it without stopping to think and i did an awful job :D my attempt: 93 88 81 74 67 60 53 48 41 34 27 20 13 6 the actual answer: 93 86 79 72 65 58 51 44 37 30 23 16 9 2.

  • @JennaGetsCreative
    @JennaGetsCreative Před 2 měsíci +37

    My take on the Kate thing is that they said she'd be out of the spotlight until April, it's not April yet, fine, but they've really not helped the rumour mill with the mother's day photo. First they share a very poorly edited composite photo. I'm fine with the fact that it's composite because it's normal in a photo shoot situation to take many shot and composite for a best shot. What I'm not fine with is that they released a terribly composited photo and then when it went wrong, claimed Kate did the job herself and that's why because she's only an amateur photographer. The woman used to work as a photographer. It was literally her job at some point. THAT is what's weird. Why not blame the staff? Why blame the ex photographer?

  • @Dapper_Warlock
    @Dapper_Warlock Před 2 měsíci +67

    The photoshopping on the photo made me think of a funny anecdote: one year, my family had our photo taken with a Mall Santa for the Christmas cards my mom was sending out that year, but for some reason my dad couldn't be there for that photo, so my mom came up with the funny idea to just crop his head from another photo and paste it floating above the back of Santa's chair. Just hovering there, above all our heads, untethered to any humanoid torso.
    Basically no one we sent the cards to noticed at all until we pointed it out. They all saw it, but their brains filled in the blank as "he's just standing there behind the chair."
    So, while I'm a little surprised public figures like the royals or their publicists wouldn't be more wary of weirdos picking apart their photos, I don't exactly blame them for assuming people would just be normal and not notice.

  • @misstinab8175
    @misstinab8175 Před 2 měsíci +66

    The palace decided that Catherine Middleton would spell Kate with a lK, because Camilla’s name also started with a C. They thought this would establish differention between Camilla and Catherine[Kate]. So dumb, right.

    • @ninaradio
      @ninaradio Před 2 měsíci +19

      She’s always spelled Kate that way in her private life. Charles wanted her to change the spelling of her legal name to Katherine because of the “too many C names” issue, but she refused. Of course, that dispute was rooted in the royals all being deluded enough to think the rest of the world would only use her more formal name once she had a tiara on her head.

  • @TheNerdySimulation
    @TheNerdySimulation Před 2 měsíci +28

    As you can see at 1:39:43 Jordan no longer has on the stylish jacket which he wore for the whole episode but suddenly at 1:41:44 it has returned. Clearly Jordan has been exploded inside a car by Jarvis and replaced with a robotic martian clone. You can silence me but you can't silence the truth!!

    • @badger6882
      @badger6882 Před 2 měsíci +6

      It’s not robotic it’s a biological clone. The robotic clone doesn’t like wearing jackets because he overheats

  • @catuhtonic
    @catuhtonic Před 2 měsíci +54

    "I'm here with a 15 year old Alienware laptop to tell you about something that didn't happen. I made something up, and that's fine." - Bhondledy Donkton, 2024

  • @emisformaker
    @emisformaker Před 2 měsíci +70

    I'm watching through all of Project Runway, which started airing nearly 20 years ago, and it occasionally turns into the How Can We Hate Women show. It's noticeable how much harsher and meaner 'reality' TV was back then.

    • @lestranged
      @lestranged Před měsícem +2

      'matronly' is the worst insult they can give a dress. As if older successful women aren't a valid market for designers.

    • @emisformaker
      @emisformaker Před měsícem

      @@lestranged Yes and no. I think they're loading a term that might otherwise be neutral with all the negative connotations of clothing designed for that market. In my experience, clothing designed specifically for older women has many of the same issues of clothing designed specifically for fat women, in that none of the people designing these items is also an end user.
      At any rate, I was thinking specifically of how they would berate women designers for being emotional or aggressive in a way they did not do for the men. Even so, we can only comment on the edit we were shown, since so much of the program is made in the edit.

  • @ask_why000
    @ask_why000 Před 2 měsíci +33

    I was minding my own business.
    Kate Middleton was the last thing on my mind.
    Then: Along came Faked-Family-Photo-Kate Gate.
    The ineptitude of Kensington Palace and the bizarreness of their obvious lies - is what's causing people to lean in and take a second look. In a sort of: "What's going on over HERE!?" kind of way.

    • @RickityKricks
      @RickityKricks Před 2 měsíci +8

      Exactly. I think the guys are missing that point

    • @Shadowplay4Cats
      @Shadowplay4Cats Před 2 měsíci +3

      Looking in the comments for exactly this. It was handled so clumsily you just have to scratch your head.

  • @ninaradio
    @ninaradio Před 2 měsíci +7

    The royal PR folks screwed up majorly by sending the photo to international news agencies instead of just the usual UK royal reporters. The AP standards are ironclad, no exceptions, because they deal primarily in news of actual importance. And because smaller news outlets around the world are clients who download and run their material, they can’t just quietly pull a photo, they have to put out an alert to all their clients in case someone already downloaded the photo. If they had just kept to the norm of only giving the royal PR nonsense to the UK outlets that have a separate protocol for dealing with royal stuff, the photo would have been no big deal.

  • @sophiehatia4471
    @sophiehatia4471 Před 2 měsíci +14

    I remember seeing Cholmondeley and going "thats gonna be about 3 syllables shorter isnt it" and lo and behold when I looked it up its pronounced Chum-lee 😭😭

  • @lisavandenhoven5672
    @lisavandenhoven5672 Před 2 měsíci +143

    For Jordan:
    So dental crowding that leads to a higher rates of molar impaction has increased because of our cultural practices of infant care. Bottle fed and puree fed infants do not develop the wide upper palates that breastfed, jerkey gnawing babies do in other cultures.
    These high palates (think an arched ceiling in your mouth) also impact nasal passages, leaving less space there, leading to higher rates of sleep apnea, which also leads to higher rates of ADHD diagnosis in kids since chronic poor sleep mimics symptoms of ADHD.
    Source: My kids' pediatric dentist who specialized in this topic after his twin sons both developed sleep apnea.

    • @Me-vn3gz
      @Me-vn3gz Před 2 měsíci +1

      so what can we do about it??

    • @bargirlbie
      @bargirlbie Před 2 měsíci +25

      @@Me-vn3gz probably keep up on dental care and have kids see orthodontists at younger ages (dentists don’t always catch structural shit since they’re doing teeth generally). There’s hella shit that can be done with little kids that is harder to do with adults because their faces are still pretty malleable, like palate expanders. But that shit is EXPENSIVE.
      ETA: and that is on top of getting folks more assistance/support/protections for chest/breast feeding, and normalizing doing it longer (like 2-4 years vs just 1)

    • @otter.mayhem
      @otter.mayhem Před 2 měsíci +34

      I think the biggest shift would be better social supports for mothers. Many mothers can't breast feed, but many can but have to return to work etc. I imagine if mothers had better leave and work protections and social safety nets, more mothers would feel able to dedicate time to breastfeeding. My sister just had a baby, and that lil nugget is just constantly attached to her boobs! But my sister is already thinking about having to go back to work and how to handle breastfeeding with that. Even though most jobs will allow mothers a private room to pump at work, babies are still getting bottle fed breast milk in their earlier months due to mothers having to return to work so soon.

    • @bargirlbie
      @bargirlbie Před 2 měsíci +22

      @@otter.mayhem as a still-breastfeeding working mom of a 2 year old-FULLY AGREE YES. Holy shit. That shift alone would have a massive positive impact on quite a lot of super concerning issues

    • @listerjne
      @listerjne Před 2 měsíci +7

      thats AMAZING as someone with really crowded teeth that is so interesting and i also have adhd and really weak ass nostrils. mouth breathers unite 💪

  • @bethanoni95
    @bethanoni95 Před 2 měsíci +34

    The worst thing about "Cholmondeley" is that it's pronounced as "Chum-lee" (for real)

    • @despres380
      @despres380 Před 2 měsíci

      😦

    • @oranges7706
      @oranges7706 Před 2 měsíci +7

      The trick with English place names is you have to say them as quickly as possible. You need to imagine you're the local people who've been living there for 600+ years; in casual conversation, no one's going to take the time to say all the syllables in Cholmondeley, are they? Similar with the "cest" in Worcester/Leicester/Gloucester. So of course it gets shorter over time. And a good bet for the sound vowels take on when they're shortened is the schwa sound (like the sound *e* makes in *current*), so stick that in and you might be able to approximate the pronunciation.

  • @hebedite4865
    @hebedite4865 Před 2 měsíci +31

    ok so actually really fascinating about wisdom teeth is that research suggests that our wisdom teeth no longer fit in our mouths correctly due to modern day foods and food processing (processing generally meaning any sort of cooking techniques and preparation, not necessary factory processed junk foods). So now our diet consists of food that is a lot softer and easier to chew than it was for our ancestors, but evolution couldn't keep up with our rapid advances in food prep so we still have wisdom teeth, and the cool thing is that when researchers examined various tribal populations' teeth, their wisdom teeth grow in just fine as they tend to eat things that still require much more chewing.

    • @CocoLicious
      @CocoLicious Před 2 měsíci +1

      It's also due to our jaws getting smaller because good dental care makes us not lose teeth anymore. Wisdom teeth were there because you lost teeth and still needed to chew. There are people now born with lower numbers of them or even without wisdom teeth, which will probably be the norm in a few hundred years (if humans will still populate the planet then).

    • @lizzyblitz07
      @lizzyblitz07 Před měsícem +1

      ​​@@CocoLicious Yup! I'm one of the people born without wisdom teeth. Oddly enough I'm also missing my front 2 bottom adult teeth. My canines are so dull we just pulled the baby teeth and pulled the gap closed. No one can tell

  • @SlabzNBangers
    @SlabzNBangers Před 2 měsíci +60

    I was awake for my impacted wisdom teeth extraction, they cut your gums and break the wisdom tooth and remove it in pieces.

    • @punkrckr6889
      @punkrckr6889 Před 2 měsíci

      You were AWAKE for that?? What kind of barbaric oral surgeon did you go to???

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 Před 2 měsíci +2

      How bad was the pain/recovery?? 😭😭

    • @jebbyrat
      @jebbyrat Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@ambriaashley3383I had really severely impacted wisdom teeth and it was top three worst pain of my life. it was reaaaaally bad and I have a stupidly high pain tolerance

  • @Elvispug714
    @Elvispug714 Před 2 měsíci +6

    unfortunately i checked and you can absolutely spell out "i am the clone" from catherine middleton. and the only letters left over spell "riddle" and "nt", which is a medical abbreviation for non-tender abdomen, the part of the body that kate had her surgery on. 💀

  • @finniusgrubius
    @finniusgrubius Před 2 měsíci +17

    My preschool teacher (former bartender) taught me the alphabet backwards as a 4 year old, and it is my only party trick.

  • @TylaStark
    @TylaStark Před 2 měsíci +12

    Anastasia could totally do voice acting. She has a really great voice! I hope she gets to at some point. So many indie games being made these days, it'd be cool to see.

  • @mzmendy
    @mzmendy Před 2 měsíci +15

    Hear me out, considering how ABSOLUTELY HUGE tuna are, those tiny cans that WILL last for years in the pantry are definitively REMARKABLE. It only take 1 tiny time can to make an entire afternoon meal. By that metric, a single tuna fish can feed a family of 4 for a good 2 years.

    • @mzmendy
      @mzmendy Před 2 měsíci +7

      All that to say that's why they called it chicken of the sea, it seems like we'll never run out, so the extrapolation makes sense.

  • @keiviajando5168
    @keiviajando5168 Před 2 měsíci +14

    40:13 it’s called Niqab, Jordan ❤ Thanks for always bringing important stuff in the podcast

  • @mason_is_online
    @mason_is_online Před 2 měsíci +45

    I was not ready for that intro first thing in the morning

  • @SilverUnicorn1293
    @SilverUnicorn1293 Před 2 měsíci +15

    My wisdom teeth were terribly impacted, but my dentist didn’t believe in using general anesthesia or pain meds on people under 18, so I just got loaded up with Novacaine and sent home with a hearty “good luck.”

  • @blobvisfan666
    @blobvisfan666 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Just wanna let Jordan know that at 50:26 him saying 'weird little person' was comically censored by a T-rex roar from the game I was playing and I thought it was really funny.

  • @deadlymelody27
    @deadlymelody27 Před 2 měsíci +124

    Never clicked on a sadboyz thumbnail quicker 😂 as a brit and an anti royalist 😂

    • @heartsforbrenda
      @heartsforbrenda Před 2 měsíci +36

      SAAME LMAO DOWN W THE MONARCHY 🤞🤞

    • @PersonstuckinMichigan
      @PersonstuckinMichigan Před 2 měsíci +32

      DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY

    • @heartsforbrenda
      @heartsforbrenda Před 2 měsíci +14

      @@PersonstuckinMichigan WOOOOO!!!

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy Před 2 měsíci

      AYOOOOO LETS GOOOO ✨💅😂

    • @TheSongwritingCat
      @TheSongwritingCat Před 2 měsíci

      I appreciated that their take was that it's weird to care so much and participate in the conspiracies and mockery like this however you feel about the royals when this all started with someone getting abdominal surgery.

  • @ghostfrequencies
    @ghostfrequencies Před 2 měsíci +22

    it's common for your abdominal muscles to separate when you've had kids, especially two that are close together. the surgery was probably just to repair it

  • @weirdyo9469
    @weirdyo9469 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Jordan's parody of news channels is genuinely spot-on

  • @wesleyackerman8211
    @wesleyackerman8211 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Jordan is really good at the exact sort of British humor that I love to see lol

  • @MostlyMom
    @MostlyMom Před 2 měsíci +7

    1:00:00 …as a mom, I’m going to let y’all without kids in on a secret… 100% of every family’s Christmas card photos are NOT taken on Christmas Day lol! It says nothing that that one photo wasn’t taken on the day of Mother’s Day.. but it is kinda weird that it’s also not a real photo lol

  • @slammiereilly
    @slammiereilly Před 2 měsíci +23

    Jarvis, sometimes you say the exact thoughts I’m having in my head and it spooks me. Whenever I do the SNL voice the first name I go to is Bobby Moynihan every time. That gave me a good laugh!

  • @bethanysolimine5428
    @bethanysolimine5428 Před 2 měsíci +13

    I can do the alphabet backwards, because my brothers and sisters played a video over and over that had it as a song. That was about 35 or so years ago. I can still sing it and even just say it, but I'm singing it in my mind. Music is a powerful tool.
    Also, I'll be 50 this year and when I was in college, it was a dream of mine to replace Don Pardo on SNL whenever he died. I didn't do anything to pursue it and no one called me when a replacement was needed. 🤷‍♂

  • @Branchestopiss
    @Branchestopiss Před 2 měsíci +82

    I eat burrito to this

  • @jtc2691
    @jtc2691 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I can say the alphabet backwards faster than i can say it forwards because when i was in 7th grade my band teacher told us they would make you do it for a DUI so my Neurodivergent brain 12yo brain was like "ah yes must learn this now"

  • @SLBrown-nj9of
    @SLBrown-nj9of Před 2 měsíci +6

    A weird thing that my kindergarten teacher did was teach our class the alphabet forwards and backwards for some reason, so now it's been ingrained in my brain and I'm fully prepared if I ever get asked to do a sobriety test lol

  • @minmom166
    @minmom166 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I randomly just practiced saying the alphabet backwards in my late teens and I just tried and perfectly still remembered, kinda like long lost song lyrics you sing along to after not hearing for years

  • @eddyjr8944
    @eddyjr8944 Před 2 měsíci +10

    I love my tuning in to my favorite wacky podcast with BING BONG and THE BOY, truly goated production and the highlight of my week.

  • @eldritchniqabi8299
    @eldritchniqabi8299 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Even though its in the context of Boris Johnsons Islamophobia, I did get a little excited hearing niqab get mentioned. I wear niqab and I've like, rarely heard anyone who isn't Muslim mention niqab. The sad thing is, the comment you mentioned of him saying Muslim in niqab look like a "letter box" is that in my experience that's fairly mild in the way people tend to refer to niqabis. Him saying niqabis look like bank robbers is more typical of how people see me and say to me.

    • @BaStTiLo
      @BaStTiLo Před 2 měsíci +2

      I love your user name

  • @blink182izawsm
    @blink182izawsm Před 2 měsíci +11

    Kate is building hype for when she drops her own podcast

  • @mashallah3045
    @mashallah3045 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Jarvis you actually said niqab so accurately good job

  • @maliksavage8254
    @maliksavage8254 Před 2 měsíci +56

    Me scrolling through my feed not finding anything then refreshing and seeing this “holy fuck thank you”

    • @MaddieKDGal
      @MaddieKDGal Před 2 měsíci +1

      This is almost Word for Word what happened to me too lol

  • @callmelewsor
    @callmelewsor Před 2 měsíci +16

    The maddest thing is it's pronounced "Chumley"

    • @deadlymelody27
      @deadlymelody27 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Me and my friend had a conversation about this today. Its ridiculous. I told him i want to get out of this ridiculous country.

  • @paigeromney189
    @paigeromney189 Před 2 měsíci +3

    “a badder baby???” had me crying

  • @michelle7002
    @michelle7002 Před 2 měsíci +35

    if anyone actually cares, the reason kate is spelled with a k instead of a c is because their initials would spell WC which they didn’t want so she is much more commonly known as Kate rather than Catherine

    • @danimoorehead
      @danimoorehead Před 2 měsíci

      please elaborate. i have no idea what this means and now i’m curious. what’ss wrong with “wc”?

    • @mandyberry2500
      @mandyberry2500 Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@danimooreheadi'm assuming it's short for water closet, which is a synonym for public restrooms

    • @Tempfilms360
      @Tempfilms360 Před 2 měsíci

      ⁠can't let the peasants call you the poopie couple

    • @michelle7002
      @michelle7002 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@danimoorehead like the person said, WC is a common shorthand for restrooms in europe

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 Před 2 měsíci

      What is the W for? Westminster?

  • @nataliaivonica3488
    @nataliaivonica3488 Před 2 měsíci +36

    the children being cropped from other pictures makes so much sense because have you ever tried taking a picture with multiple children at the same time??? it’s impossible! someone will end up being shaky or blinking or one of the kids will go “i don’t like how i look in it”. it’s so obvious that they just grabbed the little girl’s pose from another pic that they took within the same minute as the original picture lmao

    • @lotus_dream
      @lotus_dream Před 2 měsíci +10

      These are not normal children though. These are royal family children who have been PR trained since they are a baby. And they expect us to believe kate is the one editing the picture?? Come on now.

    • @nataliaivonica3488
      @nataliaivonica3488 Před 2 měsíci +28

      @@lotus_dreambeing PR trained doesn’t exclude the fact that they are children and have acted like children in events before. PR doesn’t turn them into robots, it tells them not to say slurs in public lmao
      also about if kate was the one who edited or not, i truly don’t care enough to confidently say one thing or another LMAOOO this whole thing is so irrelevant, the same way the monarchy should be.

    • @rob-tt3hb
      @rob-tt3hb Před 2 měsíci

      ​@lotus_dream this is not a fantasy story where royal children are forced to act like robots in public. Children, especially rich children, are little shits (i say this in a loving way)

  • @renaigh
    @renaigh Před 2 měsíci +7

    whoa is this a crossover episode? I usually see you on Jarvis Johnson GOLD the only premium channel that's FREE

  • @danajoe3489
    @danajoe3489 Před 2 měsíci +3

    i also just had laughing gas not general anesthesia, and it was the worst because hearing my teeth come out/ crumble actually was worse than the pain 🙃

  • @garbagesalt
    @garbagesalt Před 2 měsíci +30

    bing bong and the (sad) boy

  • @elizabethpemberton8445
    @elizabethpemberton8445 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I’m old, and my wisdom teeth were impacted and removed under full general anesthesia in 1987. I was groggy and mostly asleep after it for 3 days. Anesthesia these days is MUCH better.

  • @tanithlow8435
    @tanithlow8435 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I have worked in german television at the teleprompter and the people reading off it usually have the text in their hands as well in case something goes wrong :) might be the case here

  • @LydiaTaylorMusic
    @LydiaTaylorMusic Před 2 měsíci +4

    My parents used to listen to the bob and tom show and out of nostalgia i sought them out and theyre doing the show as a podcast now. Can confirm they no longer compress the crap out of the audio lol

  • @hairlessgrizzly559
    @hairlessgrizzly559 Před 2 měsíci +21

    Holy shit om crying and shedding rn

  • @otter.mayhem
    @otter.mayhem Před 2 měsíci +7

    The 1st work day of my week is Saturday, and nothing is better than getting ready for work with a new SadBoyz pod🙌🏻

  • @rizzbusiness
    @rizzbusiness Před 2 měsíci +9

    MORE OF BING BONG AND THE BOY PLEASE

  • @VexedForest
    @VexedForest Před 2 měsíci +5

    Can't wait for the sitcom show about Jarvis' crippling milk addiction

  • @Soon2BGhost
    @Soon2BGhost Před 2 měsíci +6

    I had twilight anesthesia for my wisdom teeth surgery. So I wasn’t asleep really but I was not there at all until they woke me up.

    • @elizabethpemberton8445
      @elizabethpemberton8445 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I had Twilight Sleep for both the repair of my broken ankle, and the removal of the two giant bolts that were the ankle repair mechanism. Very successful, no memory of anything, ankle is good.

    • @Soon2BGhost
      @Soon2BGhost Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@elizabethpemberton8445 only thing i remember is my vision going blurry, i heard what sounded like wind chimes. My vision was white. And i heard a “wom wom wom” for a minute. Then I was yanked outta my chair and told to go home, teeth gone. 10/10 would recommend lol

    • @listerjne
      @listerjne Před 2 měsíci +3

      thank you guys i have terrible dental fears which have become terrible dental issues and i am so scared of being There... i hope you all had speedy recoveries!

    • @Soon2BGhost
      @Soon2BGhost Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@listerjne just be sure to listen to your doctors about recover. Only liquid diet for a few days.
      I didn’t have a complete liquid diet and got dry socket in three suture sites. But so long as you listen to your doctor’s advice on recovery and call them if any issues arose, you should be all good ❣️

    • @listerjne
      @listerjne Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Soon2BGhost youre so lovely aw thats very good and helpful thank you!

  • @PersonstuckinMichigan
    @PersonstuckinMichigan Před 2 měsíci +8

    Always good to see a new upload from the Sad Boyz!

  • @JoeMenjivar
    @JoeMenjivar Před 2 měsíci +5

    The Soup was on E! not Spike TV, which is kinda similar vibes I guess.

  • @oliviagrace7487
    @oliviagrace7487 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Sad Boys make me incredibly happy! I no lnoger have cable, so Jarvis' channels and Sad Boys have been my go-to entertainment. You guys are awesome!

  • @shalmali-379
    @shalmali-379 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Was waiting sooo long for this (like a week)

  • @sslimeman
    @sslimeman Před 2 měsíci +3

    jarvis, your curl pattern has been looking so healthy and structured lately - have you been doing anything differently to take care of your hair?

  • @PrinceTyke
    @PrinceTyke Před 2 měsíci +1

    When I got my wisdom teeth out, all I remember is that as I was going under, the surgeon asked me some wild question that made no sense, and my brain went, "Huh?" and my mouth went "Heh, yeah" and that felt really weird to me lol

  • @jjupiter_nwn
    @jjupiter_nwn Před 2 měsíci +1

    Yay new episode!! perfect for my saturday afternoon with some cereal!

  • @bunnysbee
    @bunnysbee Před 2 měsíci +1

    Thanks for the distraction at work, made my last few hrs go by quicker :)

  • @rVnsunshine
    @rVnsunshine Před 2 měsíci +3

    My mother (a forty five year old woman who uses Facebook and discord interchangeably) filled me in on this over text this week. I think I managed to convince her that the queen posthumously murdered her for the purpose of giving King Charles her liver. It’s either that, or she got horribly disfigured by something, or she’s secretly illicitly pregnant and they can’t let anyone know(even though her husband publicly cheats on her,) so they’re hiding her away. Can’t abort it, of course. The monarchy is of course, famously Protestant.

  • @alaasenouci3228
    @alaasenouci3228 Před 2 měsíci +6

    By the way Jarvis you pronounced niqab great!

  • @flaminghotcheeto3474
    @flaminghotcheeto3474 Před 2 měsíci +1

    every saturday i wake tip top of the morning just waiting and watching for sad boyz

  • @dont-worry-about-it-
    @dont-worry-about-it- Před 2 měsíci +1

    I only recently started watching/ listening to the podcast and this is the funniest episode I've seen so far

  • @mochasucculent
    @mochasucculent Před 2 měsíci +1

    All 4 of you are crushing it this ep everything is making me laugh so hard

  • @siennaifill6889
    @siennaifill6889 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The big O notation put fear in my heart, thank you jarvis

  • @GarboDoBePlayin
    @GarboDoBePlayin Před 2 měsíci +4

    Newlyweds definitely not the first celebrity reality show. The Osbournes beat 'em by a couple years.

  • @rachelforbes4424
    @rachelforbes4424 Před 2 měsíci +16

    LETS GO SADBOYZ

  • @ehname1
    @ehname1 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The Australian photoshop tutorial was so accurate - I've watched way too many of those over the years

  • @anaugustvirgo
    @anaugustvirgo Před 2 měsíci

    I've been binge-watching older episodes of Sad Boyz; I'm honestly surprised my algorithm hasn't shown me this channel before!

  • @ouranhostphan1018
    @ouranhostphan1018 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I don't know if this is a word of encouragement, since people can interpret things differently--but what helped me with the audition process is the knowledge that 9/10 it is not your fault if you are rejected for the role. It is something that is out of your control and the only thing you can control is your performance. This is the time for you to be the character as YOU interpret it--you have full artistic license in what you want to deliver in your audition. If it happens to align with what is needed/wanted, then you will proceed/get cast. I know there are a lot of other things contributing outside of that (I'm an AsAm woman lol), but it is still something that is out of my control. It's kind of weirdly nihilistic in a way, but it's really helped me get out of my head and stopped the rejections from hurting my ego. The only time I get bummed is if it's a project I REALLY wanted to be a part of--but it wasn't meant to be, and that's ok.

  • @noratsuki42
    @noratsuki42 Před 2 měsíci +10

    loving that intro

  • @BarbusBanks
    @BarbusBanks Před 2 měsíci +1

    This episode is getting me thru my weekend overtime shift 😎

  • @ddk760
    @ddk760 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The radio thing with the tuna and the clown was hilarious.... I'd listen to that radio station

  • @Gingermermaid90
    @Gingermermaid90 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Auditions are the worst part of the process. Being on stage is magical and addictive af, auditions turn me into mush

  • @sydneysenpai
    @sydneysenpai Před 2 měsíci +2

    that SOAD lyric bit at 38:42 KILLED me

  • @databass6716
    @databass6716 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I absolutely love Jordan going off about the royal family

  • @Brooke-un9eh
    @Brooke-un9eh Před 2 měsíci +1

    Sad boys always there for me when I’m hungover on a Sunday

  • @julianstrommen7863
    @julianstrommen7863 Před 2 měsíci +5

    The only reason I know about the titles Marquis/Marchioness is because they are titles In the Battle Chateau in Pokémon X and Y

    • @Rita-kx3yr
      @Rita-kx3yr Před 2 měsíci

      I only know via otome and romance fantasy web comics lol

    • @Rita-kx3yr
      @Rita-kx3yr Před 2 měsíci

      You start to pay attention to other titles, when everyone and their granny keeps aiming for dukes, kings, and emperors. Marquis/Marchioness add flavor, but it seems like baron and knights are too low for wish fulfillment stories 😂

    • @RisingSunfish
      @RisingSunfish Před 2 měsíci

      Fire Emblem loves its marquesses.

  • @lance7556
    @lance7556 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This reminds me of how, in the 60s, Paul McCartney got in a car crash and everyone began assuming he had died and was replaced by a doppleganger. Some people still believe this it's insane

  • @FunctionallyLiteratePerson
    @FunctionallyLiteratePerson Před 2 měsíci

    It's been a while since I've noticed Jarvis making a cs reference. I honestly cacnled when he talked abt big O notation

  • @Rita-kx3yr
    @Rita-kx3yr Před 2 měsíci +3

    This might be a odd question, but was your acting teacher the same John Milhiser that was Nicole Byers roommate?

  • @Elfland.
    @Elfland. Před 2 měsíci +2

    Jordan is a part of the ad read !!