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  • @friendlyneighborhoodgoblin9339

    The Lorax: Master of guilt-tripping

  • @willowbarrelmaker8269
    @willowbarrelmaker8269 Před 5 lety +4890

    **Dr. Suess has left the server**

  • @nowilltolive4123
    @nowilltolive4123 Před 4 lety +2497

    “I am the Lorax I speak for he trees now pick up your litter or I’ll break you knees.”

    • @MattFyrm
      @MattFyrm Před 3 lety +22

      Nah, that's more like ancom Lorax

    • @Case2_0
      @Case2_0 Před 3 lety +4

      500th like

    • @jagerbluetooth43
      @jagerbluetooth43 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MattFyrm have you seen Cuba? Commies hate the environment.
      Ecofash all day

    • @MattFyrm
      @MattFyrm Před 3 lety

      @@jagerbluetooth43 I wouldn't quite call Cuba ancom :P
      On the contrary they are or at the very least were statist communists

    • @ooheeh2264
      @ooheeh2264 Před 3 lety +3

      Jager Bluetooth Eco fascists leaving their bedroom treehouse when their mom calls them to come back inside for dinner.

  • @mememan7575
    @mememan7575 Před 4 lety +4975

    I am the Lorax
    And I speak for the trees
    But I can't understand them
    Because they speak Vietnamese

    • @Sahiyena11
      @Sahiyena11 Před 4 lety +49

      *Cái quái gì vậy ???*

    • @xX_cumtech_Xx
      @xX_cumtech_Xx Před 4 lety +20

      Cheyenne Bates oui

    • @a.bagasm.7253
      @a.bagasm.7253 Před 4 lety +22

      I've deppresion and despair
      Gepetto is in the belly of a whale
      So why dont you get him out there
      In those dark,chaotic,sad jail

    • @blockmaster7777
      @blockmaster7777 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Sahiyena11 hay lắm bạn

    • @gonzalo4658
      @gonzalo4658 Před 3 lety +2

      A. Bagas M. Oh well oh my

  • @marti-nz
    @marti-nz Před 5 lety +6165

    A true capitalist would farm the trees instead of cutting them all down.

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 Před 4 lety +207

      @Nova Ah, the good old conservative bizarro-verse.

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 Před 4 lety +123

      @Nova Sure. Tell yourself that. As long as you can lie to yourself, you'll feel fine. You'll be a fool. But you'll feel good about it.

    • @priest1050
      @priest1050 Před 4 lety +9

      Bravo

    • @mattdombrowski8435
      @mattdombrowski8435 Před 4 lety +338

      Unfortunately capitalism isn't great at long term planning. Farms take capital to set up and it's more profitable to exhaust a resource, make a killing as it becomes rare, then move onto the next thing.

    • @misterling645
      @misterling645 Před 4 lety +96

      Matt Dombrowski Its more profitable to renew and farm the resource, like what most conservative businesses do.

  • @ethandyson6070
    @ethandyson6070 Před 6 lety +5638

    I am the Lorax
    And I speak for the trees.
    And this tree says...
    Please End Me

    • @creativeusername4605
      @creativeusername4605 Před 4 lety +112

      "I beg of you please" says the tree so it seems
      And this tree wants a table made out of it's knees.

    • @WildMagicBoggle
      @WildMagicBoggle Před 4 lety +52

      It pleaded and pleaded so a chainsaw the Lorax needed

    • @preston1513
      @preston1513 Před 4 lety +53

      With chainsaw so mighty!
      The tree fell down so brightly!
      It’s suffering has ended
      It’s death no longer suspended
      The trees cried out free!
      Thank god no more jimmy!

    • @mangss9602
      @mangss9602 Před 4 lety +16

      **End Me Please

    • @JustPoptarts_
      @JustPoptarts_ Před 4 lety +21

      I am the lorax,
      I speak for the trees,
      Touch me or them again,
      And ill break your fucking knees.

  • @toddkubela2657
    @toddkubela2657 Před 4 lety +8144

    That Lorax is dumb. He should’ve saved some trees to make more trees.

    • @robertwagonschutz777
      @robertwagonschutz777 Před 4 lety +710

      Todd Kubela true a real capitalist would replant to maintain a profit

    • @KnuttyEntertainment
      @KnuttyEntertainment Před 4 lety +272

      Going back to the original story, I think Seuss was trying to make a separate point about responsibility and the like, through the modus of trees, not one particularly about capitalism, and environmentalism. So an obvious solution like what logging companies do irl would've messed with the intended message. But I agree, if environmentalism was the true aim, it should have brought up points like that. Although they do mention in the cartoon how long it takes to grow truffula trees. 10 months just to germinate, and many many years after that just to grow a bit, so creating massive orchards would've taken a long time especially with how quickly thneed corp. expanded from nothing.

    • @BluTheHHH
      @BluTheHHH Před 4 lety +25

      *logger factory*

    • @Jojojjojojojo
      @Jojojjojojojo Před 4 lety +130

      @@robertwagonschutz777 true, though there are many instances of capitalist prefering short term profits to mid and long term profitability. It's more of a metaphor.

    • @superstar2446
      @superstar2446 Před 4 lety +5

      True

  • @derpycow3916
    @derpycow3916 Před rokem +1572

    The Supreme Court approved of something called citizens united which recognizes corporations as human beings, thus allowing them to donate as much money as they want to politicians. So that line about corporations being people hits really hard 😢

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic Před rokem +55

      They have changed this since then, of course it is knowingly still full of loopholes

    • @heyitsally7995
      @heyitsally7995 Před rokem +17

      Citizens united determined that political donations were a form of speech. The idea is that since verbal support of something is protected by the First Amendment, monetary support is also protected. So long as the donors do not conspire with the campaign, they can donate as much as they like through PACs and SuperPACs because the court views their money as a form of speech

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic Před rokem +5

      @@heyitsally7995 isn't there laws about giving too much to a candidate?

    • @gyurhanaziz7676
      @gyurhanaziz7676 Před rokem +14

      ​​@@justanotheranimeprofilepic yes. But the lawyers found a very clever loophole. Half as interesting has an excellent video about this.

    • @ismaelismael8543
      @ismaelismael8543 Před rokem +1

      I think the idea is that companies are allowed to fund adds in support of political campaigns as much as they please as long as they don't cooperate with the campaign itself, or at least as long as cooperation can't be proved.

  • @kylenoe2234
    @kylenoe2234 Před 5 lety +2456

    Dr. Seuss had a weird way of rapping...but he threw down bars pretty memorably.

  • @wtfrnchtost2190
    @wtfrnchtost2190 Před 8 lety +3659

    Welp, there goes your oxygen

    • @rickmo5585
      @rickmo5585 Před 8 lety +140

      the majority of our oxygen is produced by moss and algae

    • @victorgabrielbuena
      @victorgabrielbuena Před 8 lety +20

      Soviet Doge Nice, didn't know :D

    • @rickmo5585
      @rickmo5585 Před 8 lety +37

      Vecthur the more you know, the less you value life as we know it :-[

    • @JoshWestbrook
      @JoshWestbrook Před 8 lety +12

      +Soviet Doge Actually, most of the oxygen we breath is from the oxygen stored in the atmosphere.

    • @rickmo5585
      @rickmo5585 Před 8 lety +29

      Freakin Hobbs​ i said produced by moss and algae not what we consume
      

  • @DeathNuggz
    @DeathNuggz Před 3 lety +780

    Made 8 years ago and it feels like nothing's really changed...

    • @icyr0bin-794
      @icyr0bin-794 Před 3 lety +28

      republicans will keep sucking billionaire dicks as long as billionaires exist

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 Před 2 lety +1

      @@icyr0bin-794 Well it will take a civil war to weed them out, so lets see in 20 years

    • @krispykreme6082
      @krispykreme6082 Před 2 lety +9

      Yeah :(

    • @baronbrummbar8691
      @baronbrummbar8691 Před 2 lety +3

      and the democrats don´t ??? ----- they even give them a subsidy or two and some nice tax loops

    • @cybersaiyan9596
      @cybersaiyan9596 Před 2 lety +4

      @@baronbrummbar8691 both parties suck

  • @stario5895
    @stario5895 Před 5 lety +310

    Kid: Wait, wait, cant you make a national park and have thousands of tourists spent their money-
    Lorax: Now Now, stop right at money, you just made me thousands of dollars richer.

  • @carvahaunter122
    @carvahaunter122 Před 7 lety +3194

    Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and... c'mon who's with me huh?

  • @heathcliffO_o
    @heathcliffO_o Před 7 lety +2142

    And then he ran for president, true story.

    • @miksuaka
      @miksuaka Před 7 lety +2

      Lchup1cabara i thought of the same exact thing haha

    • @heathcliffO_o
      @heathcliffO_o Před 7 lety +2

      +miksuaka XD

    • @Tribune_of_Italia
      @Tribune_of_Italia Před 7 lety +25

      Heathcliff "global warming is a hoax"

    • @heathcliffO_o
      @heathcliffO_o Před 7 lety +26

      +Staffaynu "perpetrated by the fish to destabilize the truffula market"

    • @Tribune_of_Italia
      @Tribune_of_Italia Před 7 lety +3

      ethan howsare ikr, can't believe it oh well

  • @umalunatica
    @umalunatica Před rokem +858

    This parody still has better plot than the 2012 movie

  • @svenhasselfrisian9274
    @svenhasselfrisian9274 Před 4 lety +598

    Remove the irony and you have a PragerU video.

    • @TheReasonableSkepticist
      @TheReasonableSkepticist Před 4 lety +13

      I mean even with the Irony the Lorax is right

    • @draco9280
      @draco9280 Před 4 lety +5

      Lol ouch

    • @minioop2
      @minioop2 Před 3 lety +2

      Got em

    • @user-qc8jd5tw6s
      @user-qc8jd5tw6s Před 3 lety +31

      @@TheReasonableSkepticist no he's not really he's not even a smart business man, if he was he would of saved a good portion of the trees so they could make more trees etc.

    • @TheReasonableSkepticist
      @TheReasonableSkepticist Před 3 lety

      You get the point.

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 Před 5 lety +3906

    Oh it's so sad! Sniff! Those poor managers and tycoons. How are they supposed to buy an eleventh yacht?

  • @disneykidsforever4450
    @disneykidsforever4450 Před 7 lety +896

    FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW TREES WORK...
    Yes, trees can grow back, but it takes decades for them to do so. Not to mention the graphic change in enviorment their absence can leave.

    • @hunteryoungblood649
      @hunteryoungblood649 Před 6 lety +12

      Thx to librals no more paper or houses cuz we cant cut trees

    • @david2.065
      @david2.065 Před 6 lety +4

      DisneyKidsFOREVER and they do keep a local environment free of massive runoff, and absorb pollution.
      But a majority of our O2 comes from good ol' algae! And there isn't a regulation on that (I mean, most of it is out of our way so we don't touch it, but still)
      I find that clip oddly concerning as a conservative

    • @teawanee
      @teawanee Před 5 lety +46

      It really depends on the type of tree, some only take a year or two to grow. Lumber and paper industries have actually created more forest then they've destroyed by using trees that grow quickly.
      The real problem is when big companies clear out already established forest to make room for factories or plantations.

    • @nea1314
      @nea1314 Před 5 lety +19

      +HunterTheCyborg// HunterHTC I've recently heard of this new house building alternative to wood called stone! I guess it's one of the trends those weird hipster stoneage kids like to follow. But to be honest, it's too futuristic for my taste

    • @kroushwayfair7688
      @kroushwayfair7688 Před 5 lety +17

      Replacing a forest with different species of growth affects the ecology of the local area. Different animals are bound to spring up with a new systemic homeostasis~

  • @mattsodano6264
    @mattsodano6264 Před 4 lety +227

    O'Hare came back disguised as the Lorax!

    • @Spybird007
      @Spybird007 Před 2 lety +6

      True!

    • @mauriciolizarbe4835
      @mauriciolizarbe4835 Před 11 měsíci +1

      O’Hare is back for revenge

    • @FrederickPurcell-yp8vc
      @FrederickPurcell-yp8vc Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@mauriciolizarbe4835 POV: O'hare went to Hogwarts got sorted in to Slytherin and make polyjuice potion and got hairstyle tip from Snape 🤣

  • @creativeusername4605
    @creativeusername4605 Před 4 lety +436

    *Me:*The illegal ingurries have TONS of truffalo trees.
    *Lorax:* Well invasion by the militag is just what we needs

  • @sequinpants8551
    @sequinpants8551 Před 7 lety +191

    Y O U G R E E D Y D I R T B A G

  • @WaffleCat3367
    @WaffleCat3367 Před 7 lety +2347

    You don't know me, but my name's Sai

  • @haroldp.sadwood1181
    @haroldp.sadwood1181 Před rokem +31

    The funny thing is, this more competent and convincing than 90% of conservative media.

  • @ZLSM
    @ZLSM Před 3 lety +87

    I love how most of these comments are from a 1 year or 2 years yet this video came out 2012 lol

    • @TheLinposterIsSus
      @TheLinposterIsSus Před 3 lety +1

      And they’re either “THE TREES SPEAK VIETNAMESE” or completely irrelevant to the video

  • @merkywater417
    @merkywater417 Před 8 lety +501

    3 years later and still accurate. Timeless lessons emphasized by Dr. S and CH

    • @officerpolarbear8670
      @officerpolarbear8670 Před rokem +8

      10 years

    • @YangChuan2001
      @YangChuan2001 Před rokem +3

      wdym? Paper and Wood instry plant the most trees of all. Way more then they cut ;P

    • @CyanWatercress4
      @CyanWatercress4 Před rokem +3

      @@YangChuan2001nope! they plant literally a fraction of what they cut down

    • @YangChuan2001
      @YangChuan2001 Před rokem

      @@CyanWatercress4 Maybe on a world wide stage since the government heavily subsidies the production of processes food and bio fuels resulting in the destruction of the rainforest for example but not in the developed world such as the US or Europe. Planting a tree costs a fraction of a fraction of what they make as a profit out of the wood, replanting results in a huge long-term profit and it would be financially brain dead to not do it - which is why, like I said, the wood industry plants the mist trees and that is a fact. The wood industry does basically the same as the average farmer, planting and harvesting.
      More than half the forest land in the U.S is owned and managed by about 11 million private forest owners. Private forest lands provided 89% of the domestically produced wood and paper products in 2017. The income landowners receive for trees grown on their land encourages them to maintain, sustainably manage and renew this valuable resource.
      At the same time the net forest area in the U.S. has been stable since the early 1900s and increased by about 2% from 752 million to 765 million acres between 2007 and 2017. Net volume of growing stock increased by more than 5% over the same period.

    • @papercutsurvivor5395
      @papercutsurvivor5395 Před 10 měsíci +1

      It's ok we have Mr Beast

  • @JimBob-vv7er
    @JimBob-vv7er Před 9 lety +388

    Honestly I don't understand how people can fall perfectly into the outline of either party. Conservatism makes sense on some issues. Liberalism makes sense on some issues. If we would agree to take the best of each party, we could do truly great things.

    • @mayorglalie
      @mayorglalie Před 8 lety +31

      Thank you. Seriously. The people who 100% agree with either party are idiots.

    • @Lily_Orchard
      @Lily_Orchard Před 8 lety +8

      Jim Bob Compromise is only attainable when the two parties either want the same thing, or have more in common than they don't. With American Politics, this is NOT the case.

    • @1aundulxaldin
      @1aundulxaldin Před 8 lety +1

      +Jim Bob cute

    • @geraintthomas4343
      @geraintthomas4343 Před 8 lety +13

      liberalism and conservatism are only two faces of the same system. both act within the framework of capitalism and both are comparatively right wing if you compare it to other political positions (ie reformism/social democracy or various versions of socialism): in the 30s both viewpoints showed themselves as more willing to side with fascism in europe than with the left (notably in spain). so yes there's plenty of room for compromises between the two, but to say that's because they both have good ideas is where I have to depart with you.

    • @buffoonery5021
      @buffoonery5021 Před 8 lety +3

      +Jim Bob
      Spot on, couldn't agree more! Too bad there's no third party to highlight this problem.
      -
      I visualize someone saying, "hey, do you like blue or red?"
      They both have their ups and downs. It's hard to make a defining choice over who the lesser of two evils is. Voting in this system is fucked, there seems to be no purpose.
      -
      Why not implement a system where you show up, they give you a sheet, it has the top 30 important issues.
      You then check either "yes", "no", or "abstain" on each topic from top to bottom.
      Then you slide it into a ballot box.
      -
      I just hate this whole "he said this" "Oh yeah? Well HE said this!" The back and forth of politics is just sad, it's hard to get into.
      I have a feeling most people vote because they feel very strongly on one or two subjects and that makes them "left" or "right". Or there are others who don't want to let their family down so they just go with the flow. And finally, there are those who abstain from voting all together.

  • @tranhoangquan-Shadeez
    @tranhoangquan-Shadeez Před rokem +87

    Lorax no longer speaks for the tree. He now speaks for the money and capitalism.

  • @Detah_
    @Detah_ Před rokem +130

    I didn't know what politics were when I first watched this as a kid I just thought this was funny "ha ha Lorax is evil now!" Crazy to see how batshit crazy politics have gotten

  • @l.515
    @l.515 Před 7 lety +1810

    Hey internet! I just made a nonpolitical comment. FEAR ME!!!!

    • @lmao2302
      @lmao2302 Před 7 lety +38

      Don't kill me! I have a wife and children.

    • @unkykun
      @unkykun Před 7 lety +30

      Oh God ! Was the prophecy true?
      Has the web revealed the one chosen?
      Hiding I have to because in time a few
      Mercy won't shows for the children's man!
      (Sorry for bad english)

    • @l.515
      @l.515 Před 7 lety +5

      unkykun No problem, google translate has issues. Keep learning! ;)

    • @l.515
      @l.515 Před 7 lety +1

      Ivore Surkuri Not sure what you are talking about, But I like the enthusiasm! :)

    • @l.515
      @l.515 Před 7 lety +1

      Thanks for explaining it. Sorry that I didn't get the reference, I'm not much of a gamer I'm afraid.

  • @Idontactuallysellotterpops
    @Idontactuallysellotterpops Před 8 lety +325

    That lorax reminds me of Trump :P

    • @bindycatt
      @bindycatt Před 8 lety

      But he is republican

    • @kob627
      @kob627 Před 8 lety +4

      +Bindy Catt Don't compare Trump to ANY political party, even the ones he says he's in. Lol

    • @JohnnyFlames007
      @JohnnyFlames007 Před 8 lety +1

      Except his hair went down to his mustache

    • @horizenwalker705
      @horizenwalker705 Před 8 lety

      +Amber cat Gamer24 ... Trump should win (Nice B8 M8, 88/8, time tuh go masterb8. don't w8)

    • @shaek1805
      @shaek1805 Před 8 lety +3

      +Horizen Walker no he should not. He is a fucking idiot with a mind full of air

  • @BarginsGalore
    @BarginsGalore Před 5 lety +536

    Farming trees would not solve the problem. The book was about how the animals and other plants were affected.

    • @leviedds9354
      @leviedds9354 Před 3 lety +25

      We already know the tragic story of the Lorax

    • @processedgrain8685
      @processedgrain8685 Před 3 lety +37

      FARM BOTH THE THE PLANTS AND ANIMALS TOO!

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 Před 3 lety +14

      It sorta would, since they could reuse area rather then go on to other areas.
      It could atleast cover some demand, slowing the damage caused.
      So while not entirely solved, it bides more time.

    • @1krani
      @1krani Před 3 lety +27

      The book was meant to push compromise, so the workers and animals can both live. Too far to one extreme is what led to disaster.

    • @adonisparts1343
      @adonisparts1343 Před 2 lety +2

      Then plant your own trees without the animals

  • @ogradus
    @ogradus Před rokem +47

    They forgot the part where Monsanto sues the kid for theft lol

  • @TheQuantumSeven
    @TheQuantumSeven Před 10 lety +284

    Lorax grew up, went to Harvard Business School, graduated with honors, started up Stratton Oakmont with The Wolf of Wall Street, got rich, ran for Senate and now he's here. I don't know if I'm proud.

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 Před 3 lety +7

      Don't, wolf of wall street wasn't supposed to make you cheer for the dude

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Před 9 měsíci

      @@techissus7449 Same with Fight Club, but the message was lost

  • @matt_dude2446
    @matt_dude2446 Před 8 lety +611

    Take a shot everytime they rhyme something with 'tree' or 'trees'

  • @MrSpy-jo4je
    @MrSpy-jo4je Před 4 lety +640

    I thought that the word ”Conservative” meant someone who was traditional and likes something of the old days.

    • @python1972
      @python1972 Před 4 lety +64

      No it's just Republican stuck better than conservative in America.

    • @imanoldsoul59
      @imanoldsoul59 Před 4 lety +182

      @@python1972 Actually being a conservative means to uphold traditional values, we like to conserve that is why it is called conservatism.

    • @SirPhrosty
      @SirPhrosty Před 4 lety +25

      @@imanoldsoul59 I believe the word you're looking for is : Preserve

    • @imanoldsoul59
      @imanoldsoul59 Před 4 lety +92

      @@SirPhrosty Conserve: to protect or uphold, and preserve

    • @a.bagasm.7253
      @a.bagasm.7253 Před 4 lety +189

      Liberals are creative and
      Cosnservatives are dutiful
      So why dont we all get a long
      To make this world beutiful

  • @HPayne62
    @HPayne62 Před 4 lety +77

    I am the Lorax
    I speak for the trees
    Litter again
    Say goodbye to your knees

  • @jonaw.2153
    @jonaw.2153 Před 7 lety +905

    I'm just a random commenter and i say...
    Canada makes a nice bit of money, eh?
    That's beceause they cut trees, but now you must ask:
    Why are there so many trees there, if they all get the axe?
    Well my friend, that's to do with legislations.
    They benefit the forest, and also corporations.
    For every tree cut, two more are planted.
    That's to make sure the forests don't get blanted.
    And then we see something very nice.
    They managed to keep forests healthy, despite all the ice.
    Truly, it is possible now.
    To make money and still say "wow".
    You see my friends, corporations aren't crazy.
    It's the government that's sometimes a bit lazy.
    I salute you now, as i am out of rhymes.
    And whatever you do, remember to look back at the old times.

  • @LaurenJewel
    @LaurenJewel Před 6 lety +3248

    LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE 🅱️😤😤

  • @ryangallagher9723
    @ryangallagher9723 Před 3 lety +26

    This video was ahead of its time.

  • @mirroredchaos
    @mirroredchaos Před 4 lety +313

    corporations: "chop down all the trees"
    also corporations: why is everyone as well as us dying?

    • @3kojimbles895
      @3kojimbles895 Před 3 lety +8

      deadass not how it happens irl. supplies are contracted out, and the suppliers are the ones who replenish things, we dont exactly clear cut forests and leave nothing behind in forestry. and it's kinda a dumb idea that doesnt apply to life that capitalism, the free market which regulates itself to keep going would cause a supply shortage where it would stop total production of basic supplies.

    • @mirroredchaos
      @mirroredchaos Před 3 lety +13

      @@3kojimbles895 if your going to provide your input on my opinion please leave hostilities out of it...............deadass

    • @3kojimbles895
      @3kojimbles895 Před 3 lety +5

      @@mirroredchaos well guess I'll say "not how it happens irl no cap" same shit either way man

    • @agostonpitlik8045
      @agostonpitlik8045 Před 3 lety +1

      The onceler said: Who cares if a few things are dying?...

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent Před 3 lety +2

      @@3kojimbles895 Don't explain life to people who never paid taxes. It's pointless.

  • @pkpowers3107
    @pkpowers3107 Před 8 lety +685

    Technically by definition the lorax is a conservative

    • @fearthemutt1331
      @fearthemutt1331 Před 8 lety +2

      How?

    • @KurtisC93
      @KurtisC93 Před 8 lety +43

      +Fear The Mutt Conservationism. ;)

    • @fearthemutt1331
      @fearthemutt1331 Před 8 lety +13

      Yeah, I looked that word up, and it's exactly what I thought. The Lorax from the original story was not a conservative.

    • @pkpowers3107
      @pkpowers3107 Před 8 lety +60

      +Fear The Mutt
      The lorax is trying to conserve the forest so there for he is technically a conservative ;)

    • @pkpowers3107
      @pkpowers3107 Před 8 lety +57

      +rajat mehndiratta
      Corection: thats not the POLITICAL definition of conservative

  • @heccshoot
    @heccshoot Před 7 lety +1468

    You can't spell "economy" without "eco"

  • @ruffo7673
    @ruffo7673 Před 4 lety +416

    “And all of a sudden, I heard a guzzumer. And a strange little man, popped out of a Hummer”
    Basically Trump starting his campaign in 2016

    • @a.bagasm.7253
      @a.bagasm.7253 Před 4 lety +12

      Liberals are creative and conservatves are dutiful
      And that's why we must talk
      To make the world beutiful

    • @milkchugger17
      @milkchugger17 Před 4 lety +3

      @@a.bagasm.7253 f u c k l i b e r a l s

    • @a.bagasm.7253
      @a.bagasm.7253 Před 4 lety +12

      @@milkchugger17ACTUALLY,you can't tell wich one is right because in large part is determined by your personality wich means that sometimes the liberal is right and sometime the conservatives are correct. That's why we need both of them to have a political discussion so that our soceity is functioning

    • @misterling645
      @misterling645 Před 4 lety +4

      Wasim Tuber Liberals should join forces with conservatives to take down the true problem, the fascist democrats.

    • @RonanTetsu
      @RonanTetsu Před 4 lety +7

      @@misterling645 Lol. Conservatives already proved themselves as Trump enablers and have officially sold their soul to the devil. Only the Lincoln project has redeemed themselves.

  • @Lacie_draws
    @Lacie_draws Před rokem +10

    "I am the Lorax I speak for my fees, and if you keep protecting the trees, I will feast on your knees."

  • @garpogods8323
    @garpogods8323 Před 7 lety +603

    I think i finally understand how liberal college humor is

    • @TheHuskyK9
      @TheHuskyK9 Před 7 lety +50

      Wrong. They make fun of liberals too

    • @TheHuskyK9
      @TheHuskyK9 Před 7 lety +26

      *****
      Nope, they do. You just haven't looked

    • @jodhod1498
      @jodhod1498 Před 7 lety +23

      Jonny, can you explain to me how racial profiling can be construed as not racist

    • @TheHuskyK9
      @TheHuskyK9 Před 7 lety +15

      ***** I would say "Where are your sources to prove that statement?"

    • @sp9969
      @sp9969 Před 7 lety +21

      source: the ministry of defence crime statistics

  • @carmelamorano6296
    @carmelamorano6296 Před 6 lety +3548

    *Trump*
    This was made in 2012

    • @stormshred
      @stormshred Před 6 lety +75

      Carmela M they predicted the future

    • @bradpennartz
      @bradpennartz Před 6 lety +112

      He also ran in 2012, but didn't get far. He started the Birther Movement (the people who claimed Obama wasn't born in America) and then he dropped out before the nominations.

    • @tallulahahrens-siegel9832
      @tallulahahrens-siegel9832 Před 6 lety +12

      Storm Shred nah it’s just that trump and Romney have a lot of similarities.

    • @iambutterpuppy1143
      @iambutterpuppy1143 Před 5 lety +19

      The future was predicted by the simsons too... scarry

    • @penwoopydo
      @penwoopydo Před 5 lety +48

      This obviously was about more than Trump, it was the whole conservative party

  • @insertname252
    @insertname252 Před 5 lety +77

    Legends say that those poor tycoons’ butler’s butlers had to fire their butler’s butler!

  • @VinVonVoom
    @VinVonVoom Před 3 lety +17

    2:00 "A company's an animal that's trying to survive, it's struggling and fighting to keep itself alive!"

  • @flyte707
    @flyte707 Před 5 lety +320

    "corporations are people too"

  • @TheWaggishAmerican
    @TheWaggishAmerican Před 8 lety +401

    why do things like these never mention that most logging companies plant trees as they cut?

    • @miga3191
      @miga3191 Před 7 lety +33

      To maintain their narrative.

    • @cardijey6918
      @cardijey6918 Před 7 lety +22

      That's why everyday footballfields of rainforest are choped down.

    • @TheWaggishAmerican
      @TheWaggishAmerican Před 7 lety +16

      Cardi Jey ??? Your point is... what exactly? Sure they cut down football fields. Then they promptly plant new trees right where they cut. Kind of like a farmer. A farmer harvests his corn, but he knows he'll run out, so once the harvest is over, he plants more corn for next year.

    • @cardijey6918
      @cardijey6918 Před 7 lety +50

      oh nono, here in the us, or in europe, that is the case. Our wood is from preserved areas where they keep a balance, but if it comes to wood from asia, africa and south america, they chop everything down without regrets and vision for the future. That's why i said rainforest. But we are not totally innocent, we buy that stuff.

    • @TheWaggishAmerican
      @TheWaggishAmerican Před 7 lety +10

      Cardi Jey Ah. It seems like a pretty bad business plan from those companies then. They'll run out of both product and the ability to plant more. Are you sure that none of them are doing that over there? I really thought I saw something about one of the bigger, US logging companies replanting even in the rain forests.

  • @j3ssthealien283
    @j3ssthealien283 Před 2 lety +15

    What's even funnier about this political cartoon is Doctor Seuss actually started out as a political cartoonist

  • @bethsullivan5165
    @bethsullivan5165 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Logging Regulations:
    Replant for every chopped,cutted,and bulldozed trees.
    No burning the trees.
    Dynamite needs to be handled carefully.
    Be fair to the competitions.
    No Pollution.
    No Littering.

  • @jamespatrick6939
    @jamespatrick6939 Před 7 lety +534

    just change the mustache to its hair and we have Sir Donald

  • @sandraj45617
    @sandraj45617 Před 7 lety +558

    You know the biggest threat to trees aren't loggers right? With loggers, they plant more trees to replace what they took, or use paper farms, or in easier terms have farmers grow trees in order to sell it for paper. Now the real threat would be farming actually, mostly for raising domestic animals.

    • @tempviduse
      @tempviduse Před 7 lety +15

      true, and almost all the trees cut down now are only 60 years old roughly. their 3rd growth and years of cutting down and replanting

    • @doggyrobbie0
      @doggyrobbie0 Před 7 lety +19

      YESSSS!!!! You are so right!!!! Animal agriculture (meat, dairy, egg, etc. Industries) contribute to 91% of Amazon rainforest destruction. Animal agriculture also contributes to 51% of all greenhouse gas emissions. All transportions (cars, airplanes, trains, etc) only contribute 13%.

    • @tempviduse
      @tempviduse Před 7 lety +1

      are you sure? I dont know if they pushed it or not, or even if a regulation even exists. but I know the trees cut down now are 3rd and even 4th growth. and I cant imagine a regulation being passed for logging 150 years ago

    • @LizzyLizzard86
      @LizzyLizzard86 Před 7 lety +4

      because they took all the trees, and put them in a tree museum. And people had to pay a dollar and a half to see them. they took all the trees and put in a parking lot... lol.

    • @Crosby4hyg
      @Crosby4hyg Před 7 lety +2

      The biggest threat to trees is fire, and big logging companies are among the biggest contributors to fire danger, especially in old-growth forest. This is true in the U.S. anyway.

  • @Raeskn00100
    @Raeskn00100 Před rokem +6

    *If Lorax decided to join once-ler*

  • @nacatape
    @nacatape Před 3 lety +156

    It’s ironic how he’s called “Conservative” Lorax, he’s not Conserving anything.
    I know

    • @pwnomega4562
      @pwnomega4562 Před 2 lety +9

      The Lorax is representing their warped view of what a conservative is, which in this case he isn't a true conservative.

    • @phil8910
      @phil8910 Před 2 lety +24

      @@pwnomega4562 you remind me of the "not real socialism" people

    • @loona_mew
      @loona_mew Před 2 lety +4

      the conservative only conserving the free market and Israel

    • @Zurgo-fl1kx
      @Zurgo-fl1kx Před 2 lety +6

      He's conserving the institution of capitalism

    • @phil8910
      @phil8910 Před 2 lety +3

      @@loona_mew face the wall, nazbol

  • @jayrichard5358
    @jayrichard5358 Před 5 lety +61

    Yes my children will know this story well. A real tear jerker of an ending. So beautiful.

  • @jwanbesande2734
    @jwanbesande2734 Před 7 lety +559

    Don't mind me, just a non-political comment.

    • @zawarudo3582
      @zawarudo3582 Před 6 lety +5

      HUH finally

    • @henrygraham1584
      @henrygraham1584 Před 6 lety +10

      jwan besande good luck on your journey young comment, one day you will be needed, keep in earshot non-political comment you will be called upon and on that day you will transcend all expectations

    • @thejumpergaming4699
      @thejumpergaming4699 Před 6 lety

      Demilitarized zone coming through!

    • @officialbelle4490
      @officialbelle4490 Před 6 lety +1

      Austin Parnell wtf is wrong with you. You must have a rock for brains

    • @s.tar.lin.g
      @s.tar.lin.g Před 6 lety +3

      I don't understand it, but it's obviously a joke

  • @AlexLOL50000
    @AlexLOL50000 Před rokem +6

    a time traveler: *move a chair*
    the lorax:

  • @Elliot-the-queer
    @Elliot-the-queer Před 4 lety +9

    Found this years ago, loved it, still do

  • @flam1ngicecream
    @flam1ngicecream Před 8 lety +479

    If the Lorax were actually a conservative, he would invest his profits in planting more Truffela Trees, and then everyone could be rich AND have nature.

    • @flam1ngicecream
      @flam1ngicecream Před 8 lety +11

      *****
      First of all, your reply has nothing to do with my comment, but I'll answer anyway.
      The "no blacks allowed" thing was fifty years ago, and I don't even know what you're saying in the rest of the comment.

    • @flam1ngicecream
      @flam1ngicecream Před 8 lety +16

      *****
      Yeah, but the beauty of capitalism is that if someone doesn't want to be an employee, they can start their own company.
      Plus, the alternatives to capitalism suck, so...

    • @flam1ngicecream
      @flam1ngicecream Před 8 lety +8

      *****
      Immoral actions of a few don't discredit the system, we have laws against monopolies, and it's a doctor's choice what he does and doesn't recommend.
      Businesses should have the right to deny service based on ANY reason, including race. You don't have the right to anyone's service.

    • @flam1ngicecream
      @flam1ngicecream Před 8 lety +6

      *****
      So what you're saying is that there are no laws against marketing unsafe products without warning?

    • @flam1ngicecream
      @flam1ngicecream Před 8 lety +5

      *****
      So, then, the answer isn't less capitalism, but more enforcement of laws.

  • @kkknotcool
    @kkknotcool Před 9 lety +103

    I think its funny How they used the term conservative to describe someone who wanted to change something and not conserve the forest. It seems pretty liberal to me.

    • @monononny3974
      @monononny3974 Před 9 lety +21

      kkknotcool He's conserving free market.

    • @kkknotcool
      @kkknotcool Před 9 lety +4

      Mono Nonny That's not free market. People don't strip their own land of all vegetation. I think the truffala forest was a national park.

    • @monononny3974
      @monononny3974 Před 9 lety +9

      kkknotcool I'm just going by what the anthropomorphic lobster walrus in a beard and business suit said.

    • @kkknotcool
      @kkknotcool Před 9 lety

      Mono Nonny Lobster?

    • @monononny3974
      @monononny3974 Před 9 lety

      kkknotcool maybe

  • @havingabrainisoverrated6214

    I... I’m dying of laughter
    The lorax looks like trump

  • @Choso_Kamo_Productions
    @Choso_Kamo_Productions Před rokem +121

    Somehow this is a better story than the 2012 movie. Thank god there’s no how bad can I be

  • @ywreck
    @ywreck Před 8 lety +236

    The amount of angry conservatives who can't take a joke

    • @ywreck
      @ywreck Před 8 lety +29

      Jason Shults A shining example

    • @thenessthatcouldech8793
      @thenessthatcouldech8793 Před 8 lety

      +yWreck Are just a bunch of big awful blokes!
      (Continue!)

    • @coolkid435
      @coolkid435 Před 8 lety +5

      +yWreck angry liberals are worse... (college protests lmao)

    • @romantic_absurdist
      @romantic_absurdist Před 8 lety +1

      +Bob it actually was pretty funny lol

    • @dustintacohands1107
      @dustintacohands1107 Před 8 lety

      +yWreck i can when you do the same to the other side... This channel cannot it simply goes after the right. Done with this channel.

  • @supermagicaldeadguy6205
    @supermagicaldeadguy6205 Před 7 lety +791

    I'm getting more of an anti-capitalist vibe rather than an anti-conservative vibe.

    • @casperd2100
      @casperd2100 Před 5 lety +141

      what did you expect from communisthumor?

    • @supermagnificence7503
      @supermagnificence7503 Před 5 lety +76

      Wow funny joke casperd. You are just hilarious.

    • @SynisterFour
      @SynisterFour Před 5 lety +46

      I don't see a problem here comrade ☭

    • @sapiensursus3034
      @sapiensursus3034 Před 5 lety

      Good

    • @icameherejusttocomment550
      @icameherejusttocomment550 Před 5 lety +47

      I mean, capitalism does profit off the destruction of the environment, whilst socialism will maintain trees for the good of all. Capitalism prefers profit; socialism good for all. Social Democracy may try to combine both, but eco-socialism is the only way to save the environment. There's no surprise to be found here.

  • @ethanpetersen810
    @ethanpetersen810 Před 3 lety +28

    Okay, but you do realize "the economy" doesn't just mean the stock market and the rich getting richer and all...
    It's also everyone's jobs, (including the middle and lower classes) and it's having enough quality goods and services for everyone to live.

    • @russelstrawmire9817
      @russelstrawmire9817 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah well what's the point of living when Earth looks like planet Mars? Idk what kind of lifestyle you live and what you value. It's foolish to place such values on what you said when there will come a day that there's no resources left for these greedy people to pillage and then there will REALLY be no jobs left.

    • @ethanpetersen810
      @ethanpetersen810 Před 3 lety

      @@russelstrawmire9817 I know. I didn't say we shouldn't stop destroying planet or anything. I'm just saying if somebody expresses concern about "the economy" they're talking about something important and you shouldn't dismiss them as just a greedy monopolist.

    • @russelstrawmire9817
      @russelstrawmire9817 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ethanpetersen810 Fair enough, fair enough.

  • @mjbgames4963
    @mjbgames4963 Před 2 lety +86

    “Every single thing this “conservative” lorax says is the reason why the human race will cease to an end.” - The ghost of Dr. Seuss, 2021

    • @TAKTlmao
      @TAKTlmao Před rokem

      Remove the word lorax and he would still say that

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 Před rokem

      That is pretty much what happen in I think Zimbabwe, there is a massive hole in the landscape because Diamond mining was unregulated and the guy who ran the operation was a British guy who only cared about making money having no care for the environment or the people that lived there.

    • @TAKTlmao
      @TAKTlmao Před rokem

      @@kappadarwin9476 africa summed up in one sentence

  • @MilkCrate801
    @MilkCrate801 Před 5 lety +69

    "how bad could I possibly be?"

    • @leviedds9354
      @leviedds9354 Před 3 lety +2

      Not bad at all

    • @robie1978
      @robie1978 Před 3 lety +3

      *man fucks bird*

    • @shurale123
      @shurale123 Před 3 lety +8

      A company's an animal
      That's trying to survive
      It's struggling and fighting
      Just to keep itself alive

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 Před rokem

      @@shurale123 Biggering is triggering more biggering!

  • @MrBeiragua
    @MrBeiragua Před 8 lety +82

    Man, this Lorax was very convincing.

    • @jackwilby6548
      @jackwilby6548 Před 8 lety +1

      +Identity is Fuckingunknownbitch trump is the fakest capitalist to walk the earth hes a wolf who say what people want to hear and right now thats bold kickass stuff, but he wont do shit

    • @spazzmaticus1542
      @spazzmaticus1542 Před 8 lety +1

      +Jack Wilby Fake Capitalist??
      His entire fortune is made off of free enterprise.
      However he likes tariffs...What's up with that?

    • @jackwilby6548
      @jackwilby6548 Před 8 lety

      just years ago he favored very liberal ideas and ways of doing things, and just now he did a complete 180 pretty suspicious if you ask me

    • @spazzmaticus1542
      @spazzmaticus1542 Před 8 lety +1

      +Jack Wilby Ronald Reagan was a democrate.

    • @christinehumphrey2125
      @christinehumphrey2125 Před 8 lety

      +Nathan Brinkerhoff Um no, he was a Republican

  • @AbsentPFP
    @AbsentPFP Před rokem +3

    Time traveler: *kicks a rock*
    The timeline:

  • @happymomentbychisa2324
    @happymomentbychisa2324 Před 10 měsíci +3

    the lorax but its opposite day's POV💀💀💀💀

  • @crazwaz5770
    @crazwaz5770 Před 7 lety +338

    If you put the mustache on top of the Lorax's head, and you'll find Donald Trump.

    • @thepariah3516
      @thepariah3516 Před 7 lety +20

      CrAzyW3irdo Still better than fucking Hillary.

    • @minioop2
      @minioop2 Před 7 lety +5

      Nosebleed Macgee Oh, but see, that's incorrect.

    • @thepariah3516
      @thepariah3516 Před 7 lety +7

      minioop2 *Raises Eyebrow* Really now.

    • @tankerchief2410
      @tankerchief2410 Před 7 lety +6

      At least she isn't breaking the FIRST AMENDMENT

    • @thepariah3516
      @thepariah3516 Před 7 lety +8

      Tankerchief She wants to get rid of the Second Amendment.

  • @KaptainCnucklz
    @KaptainCnucklz Před 10 lety +164

    Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, and neither of them give a shit about you.
    I'm not picking sides. Fuck narrow minded political parties. I'm staying independent, thank you very much.

    • @TomboTime
      @TomboTime Před 10 lety +33

      dude, I just watched a Dr. Seuss parody AND the first sentence of your comment. I was reading the rest expecting it to rhyme XD

    • @TheDisarminghinkle
      @TheDisarminghinkle Před 10 lety +27

      Even George Washington said that political parties were a bad idea. He said they would create a divisive environment in which people could just flock to one side or the other instead of formulating their own deductions.
      And, that's exactly what has happened.

    • @nimblesheepvenomous3811
      @nimblesheepvenomous3811 Před 10 lety +10

      only your first sentence rhymed...

    • @bgu6703
      @bgu6703 Před 10 lety +8

      What the fuck is this? In Dr Seuss everything rhymes.
      Do it again and stop wasting my time.
      Rhyme your ass off and don't be lazy.
      Or I will turn you crazy.

    • @chefsalty9316
      @chefsalty9316 Před 10 lety +1

      This bullshit party system and this "pick a side" bs only causes hostility and leaves little to no room for compromise or understanding. Mark my words, in due time the country will end up with another civil war and end up as a divided shithole, oh wait, that's already happening.

  • @debbiebrown4743
    @debbiebrown4743 Před rokem +6

    I’m the Lorax and I speak for the trees. But some fucking reason they speak Vietnamese.

  • @thomasthetankaccident6164

    I was always confused why they didnt just use a ladder to get the leaves from the truffula tree instead of cutting them down

    • @RyanZacharko
      @RyanZacharko Před rokem

      That’s what they did the 2012 the Lorax movie but it took too long so they had to cut em down.

    • @thomasthetankaccident6164
      @thomasthetankaccident6164 Před rokem

      @@RyanZacharko but they did the exact same thing when the tree fell

  • @caen9873
    @caen9873 Před 7 lety +1010

    They should include that the illegal imgury's worked for the lorax at a below minimum salary.

    • @wolfboi2212
      @wolfboi2212 Před 7 lety +23

      Exclaims the tiny uneducated liberal

    • @caen9873
      @caen9873 Před 7 lety +55

      VeRGoGaming 891 Nah, I'm pretty educated, that's why I know that Trump uses illegals to build his towers and plans on using them to build the wall (and making them pay for it).

    • @anunkash5185
      @anunkash5185 Před 7 lety +10

      the tiny uneducated liberal retorts.

    • @theamazingzionist2596
      @theamazingzionist2596 Před 7 lety +13

      Blurry Birb well at least he would be employing immigrants, unlike leftists who want them financially dependent on state welfare provided by tax payers money.

    • @caen9873
      @caen9873 Před 7 lety +6

      is joke....

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt Před 7 lety +597

    As hilarious as this is, and as much as I despise the lobbyists and bureaucrats that run this country, the video has the same flaw that the original story had. A smart business owner would have ensured the survival of the trees so that he would always have the resources to make more thneeds. It would have been in everyone's best interest to preserve them. Of course, that wasn't the main message of the story, so it's alright

    • @victoriah4278
      @victoriah4278 Před 5 lety +34

      Have you ever heard if the tragedy of the commons?

    • @wabc2336
      @wabc2336 Před 5 lety +55

      Actually, businesses have an incentive to effectively rape the land because the cost of it is split evenly among everyone, so while it's huge in total, it's low for the corporation. Meanwhile the benefit of it is nothing for the people, but big for the corporation. So this destruction is worth it for the corporation but not for everyone in total.

    • @mikeydaversa1760
      @mikeydaversa1760 Před 5 lety +6

      W Abc yeah but once you run out of resources, thats it. So you can rape the land all you want, but you’re screwing yourself over in the long run

    • @lobaxx
      @lobaxx Před 5 lety +34

      @@mikeydaversa1760 A small family business would.
      But stock traders don't care about the long term. They want fast profits yesterday and once the resources are gone they have already liquidated and moved on. And big corporations just see value in scarcity, because if you control all that is left then you can put whatever price you want.
      Which is why you need incentives and regulations for small, sustainable business to thrive.

    • @mikeydaversa1760
      @mikeydaversa1760 Před 5 lety +6

      Kristian Jörgensen but if you just controlled the resource, like the kid controls the forest in the video, then you could ensure those fast profits far into the future and ride the train until JUST before the wheels fall off. That’s by far the most profitable plan

  • @appledrawss1353
    @appledrawss1353 Před rokem +4

    im gonna tell my kids that this is the lorax

  • @ThatAlfStarDude39175
    @ThatAlfStarDude39175 Před rokem +3

    “And Everyone Died! The End.”Patrick Star

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday Před 8 lety +23

    This is actually the most persuasive arguement for the Conservative viewpoint I've ever seen.Take from that what you will.

    • @jerrycan1756
      @jerrycan1756 Před 8 lety

      The 20-minute TV special (the one that follows the origional to a t) is on Hulu, and it is much better than this.

  • @jasonsmart6883
    @jasonsmart6883 Před 8 lety +17

    Ok, I hate comments that say " This is propaganda!" Well duh! You can't persuade people to take your political view without it. Everyone does it!

  • @blue_pengu1n
    @blue_pengu1n Před rokem +3

    "How good can I possibly be?"

  • @blakekhan119
    @blakekhan119 Před 5 lety +670

    As a conservative, even I have to admit.
    *This is 🅱️ U C K I N G HILARIOUS* 😂🤣👌😆🤔

  • @tonyatrache9790
    @tonyatrache9790 Před 5 lety +63

    I've always wondered this, couldnt they have shaved the trees in lorax without cutting them down? The fabric or whatever they are supposed to be would have just grown back, cutting them down would have just destroyed profits, also technically some trees do die and should actually be chopped down to prevent forest fires, ironically, this is actually good for the environment

    • @baronbrummbar8691
      @baronbrummbar8691 Před 2 lety +7

      becouse the new lorax movie was an anti capitalist propaganda movie ---- if you watch the original it makes way more sence

    • @davifernandopereiraborges5168
      @davifernandopereiraborges5168 Před 2 lety +9

      @@baronbrummbar8691 this is not explained,perhaps a fandom wiki suggest the wood is used as firewall.Also the problem is that the onceler cuts to many trees, theres a diference betwen choping down some trees and choping down the entire forest

    • @baronbrummbar8691
      @baronbrummbar8691 Před 2 lety +3

      @@davifernandopereiraborges5168 do you know the Lorax demo songs ???
      -
      they show what the movie was suposed to be

    • @davifernandopereiraborges5168
      @davifernandopereiraborges5168 Před 2 lety +2

      @@baronbrummbar8691 i only know biggering

    • @baronbrummbar8691
      @baronbrummbar8691 Před 2 lety +3

      @@davifernandopereiraborges5168 "Thneedville" (intro song) has a demo version ...... it is pretty messed up aswell

  • @blockotheblock5672
    @blockotheblock5672 Před rokem +4

    Illumination Lorax sequel leaked

  • @matcoolguy6681
    @matcoolguy6681 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Not one person thought to replant the trees after chopping them down. Logging companies aren't stupid, if a lack of trees in the future will destroy their business they'll plant more trees now.

  • @hyerjohn1199
    @hyerjohn1199 Před 8 lety +387

    I'm conservative, and am against mass deforestation. Only log when you replant the trees, twofold or more. (I'm constitutional BTW)

    • @thedarkconservatarian6806
      @thedarkconservatarian6806 Před 8 lety +27

      +HyerJohn Standing for the constitution is the definition of conservatism, but college humor doesn't get that.

    • @oO_ox_O
      @oO_ox_O Před 8 lety

      +HyerJohn Constitutionalists are against privatizing the US post, right?

    • @keveydaking
      @keveydaking Před 8 lety +2

      +HyerJohn you cant be constitutional and conservative, because they largely ignore the whole freedom from religion thing

    • @1nv1nc1b1e
      @1nv1nc1b1e Před 8 lety +4

      +Zack Edwards Yeah, perhaps that is the definition of conservatism, but have you seen the politicians and office seekers nowadays who go under the label conservative?

    • @thedarkconservatarian6806
      @thedarkconservatarian6806 Před 8 lety +1

      FattyRollsAgainOSU You mean frauds like John Kasich, Jeb Bush, Mitt Romney, and even Newt Gingrich?

  • @ThomasEdvalson
    @ThomasEdvalson Před 10 lety +26

    Yes, because nothing's more profitable than depleting your whole source of supply.

    • @johnbush5325
      @johnbush5325 Před 10 lety +1

      ***** Banana's are a natural mutation, and are wiped out easily. The banana that was commonly eaten from the 1920's to the 1950's was nearly driven to extinction because of lack of genetic variance, and the banana we eat today faces the same threat.

    • @ThatOneAccount931
      @ThatOneAccount931 Před 10 lety +2

      ***** Not to be rude but the tragedy of commons is a story promoting private enterprise. Essentially, the tragedy comes from the fact that since no ONE person owned the land, the collective could not bother to maintain it's upkeep. Rather, they kept using it and using it until there was nothing left where as if it had been privately owned, the owner would have stepped in. It's a good lesson but not exactly applicable in this sense as private ownership and big business are now the cause for the tragedy. When everyone owns something, people may be less inclined to clean it up (much like your roommate(s) despite that everyone would benefit from clean dishes, vacuumed rugs, etc.). However, when it is privately owned for the sake of profit and nothing else, the owners may (as shown through experience) will only care about the profit here and now. It's not a collective issue but a greed issue. When is enough enough and what will we sacrifice for it. And that's all of us, even the majority who support these institutions for a few dollars more. But that leads us to low wages and the like which stem for the previous problem of big business who outsources. ...I did not mean for this post to be so long and....rude isn't the right word...preachy maybe? Sorry.

    • @johnbush5325
      @johnbush5325 Před 10 lety +1

      ThatOneAccount931 The tragedy of the commons happens under communism, however, there is a way to get all the benefits of communism and capitalism without the downfall of either. It's called co-operative enterprise.
      It's a business model where every worker of particular business enterprise shares ownership of said business. All the workers vote on their wages, and on how to run the business. All the money that in a private enterprise would become the private money of the Capitalist, now is the pooled money of that whole business. Instead of blindly obeying orders and competing with employees for promotions, everyone would be able to freely discuss and debate about how things should be run, and there would be a work environment of community and cooperation and autonomy. Co-operative enterprise would be able to be conscientious of externalities such as how the environment is being effected by their business practices because unlike in a competitive economy where you have to compete at all costs just to achieve bottom line profit needed to survive as a business, a co-operative enterprise cooperates with everyone, and therefore has time to step back and discuss and be conscious of externalities.
      And the tragedy of the commons is avoided with this model since free riders would be getting a share of money that could be spread among the rest of you, you would have an economic incentive to fire free riders, meaning people would have an incentive not to be free riders themselves.
      And unlike communism, co-operative enterprise still respects personal property, so you could wake up in your private home, put on your private clothes, eat some of your private food for breakfast and drink some of your coffee and if it helps you work smoke a bowl of some good sativa and then drive your private car to a workplace that you co-operatively own and run with all of your co-workers.
      And there are different models of co-op, different models work better for different businesses. Some are a direct democracy, some elect managers every so often in elections (and usually vote for them to have slightly higher pay as an economic incentive to do well), some elect work councils, whatever works.

    • @ThatOneAccount931
      @ThatOneAccount931 Před 10 lety

      ***** I do not want to be rude or come across crass but you are wrong. I am a Political Science major and an Economics minor, the Tragedy of Commons stems from an ACTUAL English event in which an edict allowed local farmers to use the "common land". These farmers, acting as rational individuals, chose to have their cows and sheep overgraze, thus having them grow fatter and more profitable. And as everyone acted in their own self interest and rationally, it over extended the commons to a point in where the land was unusable. And as far as I was taught, if someone were to own that land and see it was becoming unusable, they would step in and stop it. When you own something, you take better care of it. It's a fact. How many people go to parties and don't care about the mess they make, how many people litter on the beach, etc. You have no incentive to protect or clean anything if you'll only see a short term gain as the people who visit the area after you wreck it and mess it. It's not about selling a profitable enterprise as you can't sell it since it isn't even yours. However, if you can recognize that fact and realize it's a communally owned property than it's different. If it's recognize by the group as owned by the group than the group will try to preserve it. However, if no one or group will claim ownership who will protect it. There wouldn't even be forests (or as many at least) in America had Roosevelt not created the National Parks Service. He decided that they needed to owned so they could be preserved and saved. Humans are tragically short sited, if we would read the writing on the walls would there really be tragedies like Easter Island, the extinction of the Dodo bird, the latest American recession? I doubt it. Ownership isn't bad per say but it does has it's draws back. People forgo long term benefit for short term game. Like when you decide to get a good paying job after high school versus college and end up making less in the long run.

    • @johnbush5325
      @johnbush5325 Před 10 lety

      ThatOneAccount931 Would it not have incentivized the farmers to treat all the cows equally on the common land if they co-operatively owned all the cows and voted on how to distribute all the money made from the cows?

  • @georgebernard5783
    @georgebernard5783 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Prager U kids be like

  • @i_am_thebatman
    @i_am_thebatman Před 4 lety +128

    “This cartoony zing zanger replaces logic with Woke. If trees go extinct all tree business goes broke!!!”

    • @timothyjacksondrake4454
      @timothyjacksondrake4454 Před 4 lety +9

      When I ran out of words to describe my despair with plethora of preposterous metaphors here, I turned to this comment and smiled it's true. You truly do get it, o yes you do.

    • @vikmanphotography7984
      @vikmanphotography7984 Před 4 lety +8

      Businesses nowadays don't really care about persistence. With the buying and trading of stock, markets are largely motivated by short term growth. Then people sell their stocks and couldn't care less

    • @3kojimbles895
      @3kojimbles895 Před 3 lety +2

      @@vikmanphotography7984 but their suppliers do lmao. we dont do vertical monopolies anymore, except maybe Google and amazon but still

  • @Stoneth
    @Stoneth Před 10 lety +48

    Still better than The Lorax movie from 2012.

    • @slopedarmouredpony
      @slopedarmouredpony Před 10 lety +7

      Oh cmon, that movie was good.

    • @Stoneth
      @Stoneth Před 10 lety +10

      Red Pentalpha If that's what you think, then you didn't read the book or see the original 1972 special. And if you did, then you missed the point of them entirely.

    • @slopedarmouredpony
      @slopedarmouredpony Před 10 lety +15

      Stoneth I did read the book. I did not see the 1972 special though.
      I think it was a good movie, you are just taking it too seriously. If you didn't like it, then fine. There is nothing wrong with me liking it.

    • @SoraAkiraMusic
      @SoraAkiraMusic Před 10 lety

      Actually, I saw the movie. It was a well-expanded movie (as you can never expect NO expansion when making a movie out of a children's book) that added to the message that the book has now. Sure, it's a "whole different story", but it's a meta-story. The story surrounding the world of "The Lorax", the book, is filled in magnificently in a dystopian utopia, and the movie kept faithful to the book as possible (You just can't make a movie without showing one of the main characters until the end!).

  • @Ditmike2235
    @Ditmike2235 Před 5 lety +352

    I feel that if the Lorax would want to continue his profit, he would plant multiple plots of thneeds that would be harvested at different times then replanted to make sure his profits continue to come in instead of blindly harvesting every tree in a forest.

    • @Luaporleafcutterant
      @Luaporleafcutterant Před 5 lety +20

      In this case, yes. But if he was cutting the trees down to make room for farmland, then he would have no reason to plant trees.

    • @wiggy009
      @wiggy009 Před 4 lety +24

      If you were to do that you would risk getting out produced by a competitor who's willing to cut down trees for short term profit therefore the capitalist free market incentive creates long term environmental problems

    • @yawningsoldier7675
      @yawningsoldier7675 Před 4 lety +13

      @sol1d gh0st
      No, you don't. You have made fabulous profit in the short term, which happens to also be your career.
      Long term would benefit people who follow you, but not necessarily you.

    • @christinadrescher3163
      @christinadrescher3163 Před 4 lety +7

      This is actually what we do. Do you think loggers just take and take with no replanting. One problem is that a lot of forest just becomes a farm and not a habitat. There are plenty of trees in the world, just not the natural kind of variety or lifespan anymore. Like how you can get an apple almost anywhere at anytime these days but only a few varieties (at most stores)

    • @danielmallory4687
      @danielmallory4687 Před 4 lety

      @@yawningsoldier7675 which is why you want your kids to earn

  • @lordfeish1927
    @lordfeish1927 Před 3 lety +126

    The failures of capitalism, a satire
    By Dr. Seuss

    • @V1nce_man
      @V1nce_man Před 3 lety +8

      But Capitalism hasn’t failed- actually it’s been doing quite well!

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 Před 3 lety +15

      @@V1nce_man *Jefferson Davis pfp* yeah, I can see why you'd say that

    • @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477
      @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 Před 3 lety +11

      Capitalism has been failing for years

    • @V1nce_man
      @V1nce_man Před 3 lety +4

      I’d like to disagree- Capitalism is working!

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 Před 3 lety +5

      @@V1nce_man any proof?

  • @mariosonicssbu3054
    @mariosonicssbu3054 Před rokem +11

    Is it me or does the Lorax remind me of a certain president of the United States

  • @jamespatrick6939
    @jamespatrick6939 Před 7 lety +274

    "We need regulation to get out of their way" hey we tried that at 2008, I don't remember how it went...

    • @noaboahQR
      @noaboahQR Před 7 lety +2

      +Phoenix Productions doing that with cars nowadays

    • @jamespatrick6939
      @jamespatrick6939 Před 7 lety +3

      Don't forget the prime rate loans of used cars, thats going bang some time... mhmm wonder why can't we learn our mistakes

    • @atirx7317
      @atirx7317 Před 6 lety +2

      James Patrick the outcome was recession

    • @omegaXXIV
      @omegaXXIV Před 6 lety +6

      *Leans into mic* Wrong. Bush added thousands of new regulations in 2008.

    • @legoboy468
      @legoboy468 Před 6 lety +4

      omegaXXIV yeah, after the recession started

  • @maxmanzer1240
    @maxmanzer1240 Před 7 lety +30

    You can't spell economy without no

  • @gwagwa76
    @gwagwa76 Před 3 lety +4

    The trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed

    • @aseasyas-or9yr
      @aseasyas-or9yr Před 3 lety

      I am the Lorax, now armed with a gun.
      If you harm the trees, I'll shoot you undone.

  • @jaydencabrera5737
    @jaydencabrera5737 Před rokem +7

    I like how the boys saying don't hurt trees when he's using a wooden sign

  • @AakwardAardvark
    @AakwardAardvark Před 10 lety +26

    this was amazingly good