Plus I guess they would be the only ones who know how to lock up other Yandere I mean that one guy hunted an entire race into extinction and they still somehow manage to keep him there
I'm good with a yandere, but now I'm offended that that other guy killed off all dragons. I love dragons. I don't need a dragon boyfriend, I would just be happy with a dragon and a boyfriend as 2 separate entities.
19k people wanted a yandere. I wanted the salesman cause i love his attitude!
😂😂 fr
Only the 10/10 yanderes can run this establishment because there the only ones that can pretend there not yanderes
So true tho 😹😅😜👍
Plus I guess they would be the only ones who know how to lock up other Yandere I mean that one guy hunted an entire race into extinction and they still somehow manage to keep him there
@@helenamariawestphal4991gotta be able to think like the enemy to outsmart them… just so happens the “enemy” is also themselves lol
Salesman: **slaps Yandere** this thing can fit so much *DANGER* into it!
Him: "I won't bite"
Me: "Yeah But do you stabed?"
"You gave your address away like it was candy!... No I am never letting that go." 😂
I wouldn't either😂
"Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
"*ABSOLUTELY* not, but that's not going to stop me!"
That’s a whole vibe tho✨✨
“Everything is a camera” sir…. Are YOU a camera?! AM I A CAMERA!?
Finally, An honest salesman!
this whole video was "☀🌹🌸✨" to "💀🔪⛓" every 5 seconds-
Him:*selling a yandere*
Me:*slams the door and lock the door with everything blocking it* NOT GETTING KIDNAP AGAIN
We need more of yandere salesman
LOVE THE SELLS MAN SO REAL FOR THIS
Ok but this was hilarious lol
They should make a video game off this scenario. Escape yandere boy company👀
I would absolutely play that lol
Me too
bro this is actual gold
This guy sounds so anxious and it's hilarious
Oh no I accidentally fell in a very easily kidnapable position I hope I don't get kidnapped
😭😭😭
This is top tier funny 😆 couldn’t fall asleep because I wanted to hear everything
“Some of the *BOYS* we have here!”
This is so similar to the yandere salesperson audio from bestboyfriend asmr, some pharses are exactly the same too
At this point all of them might as well be yanderes
That was my alt credit card 😤😤
No me laughing my ass off🤣🤣
Love a good Yan-con script
with lots of energy
I love all the pep in his step
Bruv can you get me an infinity outta ten I need god mode.🙂
This made me laugh so hard😂😅
Bruh his voice-
looks like im moving
I'm good with a yandere, but now I'm offended that that other guy killed off all dragons. I love dragons. I don't need a dragon boyfriend, I would just be happy with a dragon and a boyfriend as 2 separate entities.
Nooo it's blackpink in your area
Pft-
Oh he is a 10 😏
LMFAO THIS WAS HILARIOUS
Don’t be shy I won’t bite
What the heck-
More Passion, more passion , more energy more energy
“Mohna Lisa”
I actually read this in the same time he say it XDDDD
this is gold💎💎
No, those are diamonds (I know it’s a bad joke but I can’t help myself)
Adrien form miraculous ladybug and chat noir has gone Yandere over Marinette is it just me or do i see this happening
Omg yes
He sounds like those guys in the circus Ads 😭
I have heard the script I think. It seems too loud here for asmr
Very clever
I remember another asmr person do the same scrip
Laugh all the way 😹
than was hliarious
Arianna Grande?!?!?!?!?!🤨😳😳
He broke
why is one of the hashtags “asmr” but you’re literally yelling at us.
But I wanted a girl :(
We all do😭
@@miraistired :(
@@F.L.0.W.3.R we're all a little gae, dont worry, ill find you a yandere girl
@@miraistired yay :)
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