Going to the Yandere Store to buy a Yandere [ASMR] [M4F] [Yandere] [Humorous] [Monster Boy]

you've taken a trip the yandere store, time to make a purchase!
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[@blackiesheepie9754]

ngl i had already chosen the employee as my yandere i like his attitude i feel like we could just sit down in a room and just vibe in silence

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm glade you like him and the video!

[@agereartist3763]

Yeah most likely in a basement while tied up

[@jhaynellestephens5091]

Me too~😌

[@weebwheni_want6841]

This man is just so freaking done with his job 🤣🤣🤣

[@GreenForestASMR]

oh yea!

[@peachythespacecadet]

I love how literally EVERYONE wants the employee and not any of the yanderes 💀

[@GreenForestASMR]

Hell yeah!

[@SiriNguyenHoang-zm8ff]

Yes sir👅

[@wicketmoon2255]

The disinterest of the staff member is just amazing

[@GreenForestASMR]

thanks so much!

[@SugarSkulls_nf48]

I love how he just hates his job

[@hayamirin6795]

Sounds like me in class 😑

[@ravenfinch-alexander1238]

That's retail for you

[@_blxoom_]

@@SugarSkulls_nf48 why wouldn't he

[@Yuki-dn7dp]

Is this where the government hides all the yanderes? Like this is a adoption center for yanderes and I love this. They are literally pets, like they can be put down and have a rights law against that? I swear the worker is getting paid minimum wage, he does not get paid enough to care.

[@GreenForestASMR]

the store clerk is so screwed

[@Scar4m0uch1]

The "Please don't tell management" seemed serious than he's first encounter with us few moments ago LMAO HE SEEMS SO DONE WIH HES JOB YET HE WAS SERIOUS TO NOT TELL MANAGEMENT

[@GreenForestASMR]

i'm very glad you like it!

[@Scar4m0uch1]

@@GreenForestASMR I did ^.^

[@ino4757]

Don't tell management what?

[@youmandyme]

This should be part of a series 😀 or I'd love to see more of this character

[@yandereconnoisseur]

Yes!!!!

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm glade you liked the video! I hope the script writer gives us more!

[@dayrohan]

I absolutely love this, especially the end, IF HE WAS a yandere I would definitely pick him.

[@dayrohan]

I need this as a series. With that tired employee.

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm glade you like it!

[@GreenForestASMR]

I left a link to the creator, maybe they will give us more!

[@crystalblunt192]

Definitely subscribing after this, I love the tone of the employee and the amount of details for each one. Then the "please don't tell management" caught in 4K

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm so happy you like video!

[@seraphimflame9879]

Laughing while crying...never thought I would love such a bored, disinterested soul in my life 💙! Although the Yandere burger may have put a lil horror in my soul. 🥲

[@GreenForestASMR]

avoid the pickles lol

[@seraphimflame9879]

@@GreenForestASMR 😶😑😱 Thanks for the warning! Pickles are just evil to begin with 😉 can't imagine adding a yandere to the mix. Would that be a vinegar flavor that never goes away 🤔

[@Starjust4you]

"Welcome to Yanderes R Us" I CAN'T IM WHEEZING🤣

[@GreenForestASMR]

Same

[@kayla6041]

I would rather adopted the employee. Seems like he needs a vacation

[@GreenForestASMR]

He does!

[@nerdiolost5699]

Store guy is literally the most relatable, i want him

[@GreenForestASMR]

store guy wants to clock for a month lol

[@meadow2301]

The employees is definitely a yandere awesome at the end I laugh at realizing that he might be one

[@GreenForestASMR]

indeed!

[@meadow2301]

Awesome

[@Stars4Ciphers]

This was amazing. Original and hilarious. Ngl, is it possible to choose the underpaid staff worker for my yandere? I like him the most

[@GreenForestASMR]

haha! I'm so happy you like the video!

[@eye4443]

Bro Matthew just growling😭 he been threw a lot

[@GreenForestASMR]

he has also been threw a lot of people.

[@elaine7782]

I would want to buy a yandere but I'll be so embarrassed for the employee 😭

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm glade you like the video!

[@just_samanthaOk]

Idk if i want the yandere or the employe now cuz the employe sounds cute😗

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm glade you liked the video!

[@EscapedAudios]

This is fucking hilarious omfg

[@GreenForestASMR]

i'm glade you like the video!

[@user-pd8cf6sl1s]

Wow. Never thought that such asmr existed😶

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm glade you liked the video!

[@Juvia_Locker]

​@@GreenForestASMRyou mean glad

[@kittycookies3447]

**Tells Management**

[@GreenForestASMR]

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!! lol

[@teddy4460]

Teddy approves!
- Teddy loves you , so please eat and drink something everyday

[@GreenForestASMR]

thank you!

[@silent_cyan2792]

Awe kinda scary but also cute :3

[@annnie6662]

😂 the employee is just a mood he sounds so frickin dead
him: pls don't tell management
me: 😂😂😂 I'm just tryna sleep but I can't breathe 😂 this made me laugh so hard

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm so glade you liked the video!

[@Trying_ToBeYours]

Is it me, or is the calm one always steve-
" for people who are inexperienced with yandere like you "
/ insert offended gasp

[@GreenForestASMR]

who knows

[@aim108]

imagine a karen in the store- poor staff :((

[@aim108]

wait i just got the ‘please don’t tell management’
is it like one of the yanderes that acts like he isnt a yandere?

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'll leave that answer up to you!

[@myamayle2382]

This employee is done with this job 💀

[@GreenForestASMR]

same!

[@animelover8341]

Imagine if these was an actual store

[@GreenForestASMR]

There would be alot illegal stuff

[@animelover8341]

@@GreenForestASMR yeah but I'd buy from them 😅

[@SugarSkulls_nf48]

@@animelover8341 same :)

[@linoonehat1392]

Weirdly, I could see myself picking either the employee or the last 2. If the second last one was gonna appear anyways, might as well give him a place to stay. No illegal yandere harems, so the last one can hopefully calm down.
And Employee is the safest sounding option to hang out if he chose instead.

[@GreenForestASMR]

Nicee

[@LittleWerewolfPlushie]

I totally picked the staff guy.

[@GreenForestASMR]

thanks so much!

[@katlinwales4352]

ME TOO AHHHHHH

[@ArcFallOrder1919]

Can I buy the employee as my yandere cuz he seems more chill and relaxing and plus his picture looks hot and my type. And keep up the good work I love it

[@GreenForestASMR]

The employee needs a month on vacation

[@Mira__5]

He hates his job lol 😆

[@GreenForestASMR]

yep

[@multifandomCass]

"Please don't tell management"
Well forget the yandere I got your the only yandere I want sir-

[@GreenForestASMR]

thank you!

[@Trinxievikkz]

“On the left we have Steve” Steve from Minecraft?🤭 “he counts every single one of your hairs” that is creepy asf but what did I expect?😃

[@GreenForestASMR]

Fair

[@venti12357]

That guy is just DONE with his job
Edit: Nah bro I want to adopt the employee

[@GreenForestASMR]

i'm glad you like the video!

[@clthompson6304]

Bud, this video is STUPIDLY underrated! The script was amazing and your voice acting was really the icing on the cake ^^

[@GreenForestASMR]

Thank you very much!

[@Yak1986]

What a delightful, hilarious vid. The keeper was soo funny . Tysm 🩷

[@GreenForestASMR]

Thank you

[@autumntaylor2133]

This staff guy is so much fun!

[@GreenForestASMR]

indeed

[@agereartist3763]

Jokes on you I'm almost never alone. I just happen to be extremely needy thank you very much

[@GreenForestASMR]

i'm glade you liked it!

[@spillingthetea7677]

The start killed me I I can stop laughing 😂

[@GreenForestASMR]

fair

[@user-xs4bp8ix8j]

I liked the third one 😍

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm glade you liked the video!

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i want to see a part 2.

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm glade you liked the video! I hope the script writer gives us more!

[@anza3007]

Where am I, I just went to get milk, woke up and here I am

[@GreenForestASMR]

Magic!

[@smolghostdog6756]

This was amazing loved the twist

[@GreenForestASMR]

thanks!

[@flyingwerecats]

“…How did I know that? Ma’am, if you had a social life you wouldn’t be here.”

[@GreenForestASMR]

Indeed

[@jennifersenenko6755]

I can see why everyone likes the store employee!

[@GreenForestASMR]

Same

[@loosygoosy-oc2gs]

this is super cool! i need a series!! i love it!!!

[@GreenForestASMR]

You'll have to talk to the creator about that

[@animelover8341]

I have a suggestion could you make a part 2 but for each yandere like let's say I choose alen and you made a video on him could you that for all of them if that is possible

[@GreenForestASMR]

You would need to talk to the script creator! Link is in the description

[@bettybear2313]

I like Steve :)

[@GreenForestASMR]

we all like steve!

[@GenAqua]

Loved this video

[@GreenForestASMR]

Thank you!

[@GenAqua]

@@GreenForestASMR You're welcome. Would love to see more of him.

[@junkonatsumizaka5149]

I choose Steve. He can carry large amounts of items, his face is a bit square, but he CAN fly sometimes...

[@GreenForestASMR]

he can?

[@junkonatsumizaka5149]

@@GreenForestASMR Yes! And he also has the power to turn night to day when he sleeps!

[@blueberryyofficial]

​@@junkonatsumizaka5149 now it kinda sounds like you're talking about Steve from Minecraft..

[@junkonatsumizaka5149]

@@blueberryyofficial I am! ✨You got the reference! ✨

[@Yhennie0527]

I'd pick either the employee or steve😄

[@GreenForestASMR]

go employee

[@kaisapaisa9331]

I need part 2 pls❤

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm glade you liked the video! I hope the script writer gives us more!

[@thelistener7750]

I'll take the second yandere and thank you for the yandere burger coupon ^_^

[@holly3456hu]

This man is so f****** done with his life😂

[@GreenForestASMR]

same

[@Evan_gilchrist]

Store employee is a mood 100% 3:43 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@GreenForestASMR]

Agreed

[@irisaurios]

I LOVE THIS LMAO

[@GreenForestASMR]

i'm glade you liked it!

[@gataay]

PLEaSe
thIs gUy iS A MOoD
HE LP

[@GreenForestASMR]

he be sleepy boy!

[@gataay]

@@GreenForestASMR yep

[@katlinwales4352]

Hey I really love ur videos and your voice is really attractive lmao 👍😁

[@GreenForestASMR]

Thank you so much 😀

[@akitaro4307]

Nah I want the employee

[@GreenForestASMR]

No!

[@CrystalMoons25]

Hello welcome yandere Mark 😂😂

[@GreenForestASMR]

Indeed

[@I_love_mostppl]

THE BEGINNING 💀

[@GreenForestASMR]

Indeed

[@dodechohedron4843]

The fact I was actually looking at the other yanderes

[@dodechohedron4843]

I’m very oblivious I sorry

[@GreenForestASMR]

Im glad you enjoyed the video sweetness

[@rook5922]

This is the best

[@GreenForestASMR]

thank you!

[@vagm1253]

fun fact a youtuber used the same script but the video is in spanish

[@GreenForestASMR]

I've never of Spanish ASMR

[@chains_of_heaven]

"I would highly recommend holding the pickles"...????? Is that what I think it is??

[@GreenForestASMR]

Magic

[@kristirockhold3885]

What's wrong with the pickeles??

[@WillotheWispAudio]

HAH! Okay, that was clever! Also, fantastic delivery!

[@GreenForestASMR]

Yay, thank you! out curiosity do you write your own scripts?

[@WillotheWispAudio]

@@GreenForestASMR I do, yes! I make the art, record and edit, and do the writing on my channel!

[@GreenForestASMR]

@@WillotheWispAudio well damn! Your skills vastly ahead my own great job! If I possessed the ability to draw I differently would

[@GreenForestASMR]

@@WillotheWispAudio do you take commission?

[@noone8800]

I need moreeeee please 😢

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'll have to talk to the creator about that

[@carlaprince3516]

.... STEVE AND ME IS GONNA BE TOGETHER FOREVER 🥺❤

[@GreenForestASMR]

Fair

[@kaitossweatysock]

Wait this isn’t a Walmart

[@GreenForestASMR]

maybe!

[@Jxste_a_fan]

Part 2 pleasseeeeeeeeee😭😭😭

[@GreenForestASMR]

You'll have to talk to the creator

[@Sanemi_Shinazugawa134]

I fooled you I am not alone I have two cats and a dog don't ask how that works.

[@GreenForestASMR]

Mkay

[@ms.target5639]

Me saw this
Click this
Listen to this
Love this

[@GreenForestASMR]

yay!

[@_blxoom_]

why does the employee sound the angsty teen voice from handle unit💀✨️

[@GreenForestASMR]

Bc i was bored while recording 😆 🤣

[@_blxoom_]

@@GreenForestASMR new handle unit voice

[@azula4786]

PLZ GIMME THE EMPLOYEE 😭🙏

[@GreenForestASMR]

Same

[@Kai_kiaedits]

I never laugh in a amsr so bad 😂😂😂😂

[@GreenForestASMR]

Wait my video was bad?

[@Kai_kiaedits]

@@GreenForestASMR no no I find it funny sorry my bad but no it was amazing🤣✋

[@shouter_watt]

UH IM NOT SURE 😦

[@GreenForestASMR]

go grab some food and think about it lol

[@AddeaL_Mk]

Is there a part 2-?

[@GreenForestASMR]

you'll have to talk to the creator about that

[@OneWithManyNames]

I love how so dead & done he sounds with all the shit he’s witnessed & dealt with.
“Agh, not this shit again.“
“This here we have *S t e v e.* “
“He’s always counting.“
“This one is called *T o d d.* “
“This one is highly delusional. He seems to think everyone on earth is just an alien pretending to be human. Which is, of course, complete crap. Because, I can confirm, if I was an alien, I would definitely, most definitely, logistically promise you I would never be on this God forsaken planet ever again.”
“He’s been nothing but a pain in the ass. At this point, we would much rather put him down…”
“I forgot how to care… Mathew, stop clawing at the damn bars!”
“By the way, we have a no return policy.”
Someone, give this character & voice actor a raise.

[@GreenForestASMR]

I could def use it 😆

[@SiriNguyenHoang-zm8ff]

This is to funny

[@GreenForestASMR]

Thank you

[@ASillyAuthor]

I choose Ellen! 🥰

[@GreenForestASMR]

cool!

[@Ak2k_kys]

7:15
Me:how would you know 😰
Him: umm.. lucky guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[@GreenForestASMR]

Magic

[@Initiallyleo]

There’s a restaurant in the store??

[@GreenForestASMR]

Maybe

[@forevertheboysucker]

the slogan was killing me🤣

[@GreenForestASMR]

haha nice

[@gataay]

Where is this store
I’m asking for….
Research purposes…-
Yea-
Research-🫧

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm sure other people would like to know to lol! I'll never tell!

[@gataay]

@@GreenForestASMR 😔

[@muchiros_hair]

😔😔😔😔

[@eurydice6516]

I- I am in love with Solomon, I'm in love oh my goodness. And I'm in love with your channel, I just discovered it but omg I'm so glad I found you ahhh this was so good! Keep up the amazing work!! Sending all the love and support your way!! This was really great! :D

[@GreenForestASMR]

Welcome to my forest!