Your Yandere Stops You From Buying Something Stupid [M4A] [Roleplay [Yandere] [Kidnapping]

You’re being a stupid idiot wanting to waste your life savings on some low quality picture of a monkey in some fad on the internet, and someone has taken notice and has decided to take you so you make better financial decisions.
original creator MattyestMatt

[@Apher69]

But yeah, imagine someone who stalkers you and is obsessed with you said: "You're stupid! You're trash with money!"

[@GreenForestASMR]

I mean obsessed doesn't poor money management

[@dilawbymaki]

Wait.. You’re telling me that GREEN thing.. Kidnapped me for buying something stupid?! I mean.. I wouldn’t do it, cuz I’m BROKE.

[@Apher69]

Bro image you're so bad at spending your money that someone kidnaps you. And the yandere that is obsessed with you calls you stupid

[@GreenForestASMR]

Freaking same

[@iveforgottenhowtobreathe844]

“Are you stupid or something??”
Need I remind you that you’re the one watching me, and studying me, so like….. you tell me buddy man

[@GreenForestASMR]

Fair

[@alfinthesimpbin]

NO SHOT LISTENER BOUGHT AN NFT. 😩Bruh, I'm right here with you, bud. We're gonna ignore the yandere part for a sec bc this guy speaks facts. wait.... IT'S FOR TWITTER, TOO 😩😩😩 Okay, I'm done. Listener's gonna get the biggest verbal ass-kicking. Lemme hop in. 😤
Great audio! Absolutely hilarious. This character's completely based. Listener needs a brain rewiring.

[@GreenForestASMR]

🤣

[@Diamond1234]

Me: Well crap now I'm going to buy it oUT OF SPITE-

[@GreenForestASMR]

Mkay?

[@Apher69]

I didn't buy it for me, my mom told me to buy it from the store. She's a billionaire and doing something. I'm RUNNING AN ERRAND and I am not paying 1000 dollars for anything (unless it's health care or a house)

[@GreenForestASMR]

Hahaha

[@bethanybelyeu6012]

LET ME GO YOU CRAZY-! I was trying to buy an nft? In that case, I'm going to sit very still and hope you have a nice collection of books in this basement. Actually, can you take me to a doctor? I might have a brain tumor.

[@GreenForestASMR]

😂

[@mirlachan]

Are you talking about nfts LMAOOO

[@mirlachan]

@@Dolunayayayayay 😭 mamaa I'm popularrr

[@GreenForestASMR]

Maybe

[@chaosqueenofhell1537]

He sounds more like an exasperated boyfriend then a yandere lol

[@GreenForestASMR]

Good

[@eli4297]

yes I am very stupid thats stupid thank you for stopping it from happening thank god

[@GreenForestASMR]

Your welcome

[@youmandyme]

Literally me, just bought some stuff on Amazon. >>. .

[@GreenForestASMR]

Hahaha

[@Stardustnix]

If I am trying to purchase a nft I am being brainwashed

[@GreenForestASMR]

Same

[@_.ana._.]

"Are you stupid?!"
My dumbass- s t o n k s
Edit: Were we buying an nft? Or were we literally just readily spending millions on a monkey picture?

[@GreenForestASMR]

Idk 😆

[@copy-kunimitate-kun4799]

6 figures is $100,000 USD what

[@GreenForestASMR]

Yes

[@_shinmon.benimaru]

I LAUGHED SO HARD🤧🤣😂😭

[@GreenForestASMR]

Same

[@azula4786]

Wa-we buying nft?! Ew.

[@GreenForestASMR]

Haha

[@Dark_Will_Find_You2]

HAH! JOKES ON YOU I'M ACTUALLY STINGY WITH MONEY

[@GreenForestASMR]

Mkay?

[@sammy_ishere]

Monke