If Saving Private Ryan Was a British Film
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- čas přidán 31. 07. 2020
- This is an incredibly serious critique of the film Saving Private Ryan. Or what happens if you attempt to recreate a masterpiece, using two idiots for your entire cast, and some cardboard. We would like to thank Displate for sponsoring this video: displate.com/?art=5f0c31af5674a
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P.S. It was originally in the script to include a bucket&spade joke on the beach. But in typical fashion, we forgot to bring the bastard things with us.
At least you have the balls to admit a mistake
@@spartacus778 Speaking of which, we left the football at home too. What a shocker.
@@SquireComedy are you planning to make a video for CK3? One month away, baby!
@@spartacus778 You bet your brass backside we are!
@@SquireComedy DEUS VULT
This exists somewhere in a parallel universe
You're bloody living in it.
Squire perhaps that spitfire flyby earlier was all just cake
@@SquireComedy He sure is, Glorious Leader
In that universe, Squire would be a Yank making American versions of classic British movies
Squire in a parallel universe your American
*shivers*
You don't want to know how long it took us to saw a piece of cardboard tube into a PIAT looking object.
Playing on "low graphics" again Squire?
Love your vids
rip
Buy some bb guns that look like real ones
LOL love the cardboard guns. It's easier to get real guns here in the States than make crappy props out of cardboard.
I love the "sniper" scene. The cliche here is that the British were known to shoot really fast and relatively accurately.
How so? The real cliche is about the Americans. British, on the contrary, are known for their disapproval of the full-auto fire.
@@anton.chigrinetc.96 Wrong. It was the Americans who killed the initial (primarily British) move to make full-auto capable assault rifles NATO standard (only to hastily reverse themselves when they went up against AK-47s), and during WW2 were even more resistant to high rate of fire automatic weapons than the British were (their HMGs had about the same ROF, but they used the BAR in the LMG role while the British used the BREN). Furthermore, what is shown in the scene is not automatic fire but accurate rapid fire from a bolt action rifle (I'll call it accurate since ever near misses at sniper engagement range are no mean feat, and taking more deliberate shots would not suppress the sniper). Such fire was what the British were known for; their Army put a heavier emphasis on markmanship than others did, and it showed.
@@anton.chigrinetc.96 particularly at the start of ww1, they had the mad minute.
15 aimed shots per minute.
And then they were slaughtered in the trenches, but still....
@@maddocpax788 The US were complacent because we had the first practical Semi-Automatic rifle in the world as our golden standard. We didn't "reverse our stance the moment we saw an AK-47", and US had plenty of high rate of fire LMGs - namely the Johnson and the Browning M1919. Our SMGs had a lower rate of fire for the same reason the US made burst fire standard issue - to conserve ammo while accurately putting multiple rounds down range. The US has remained pretty consistent with it's philosophy that more rounds down range mean nothing if they don't hit. The biggest reason we pushed back against a full-auto battle rifle is BECAUSE OF our experience with the BAR. That's what the BAR was. It had a low mag capacity due to the bulk of the ammo, the weight was too much, and they couldn't increase rate of fire without making the gunner reload at inoportune timing. We reversed that position simultaneously when we switched from .30-06 to .223/5.56. I don't know if you've held an 8 round M1 Garand clip, but even without powder and lead, the brass and the steel clip weigh about a pound. For the weight of 16 rounds of M1 garand ammo, a soldier can carry 30 rounds of 5.56.
@@bobs_toys well early in the war when it was still mobile they were very effective. Its just when the war got bogged down and trenches and machine guns were installed that they were slaughtered.
3:07 "Oh bother, where did that come from?" That is the most British response to someone getting shot that I've ever heard.
you've clearly not heard "by God sir, I've lost my leg" - "by God sir, so you have" which was a real life exchange between Uxbridge and Wellington at Waterloo.
“You’re gonna have to speak up, he’s from Norfolk” that one hit hard
I visited a friend in Norfolk and they needed to translate because nobody else there could understand a word I said
As proper Norfolk boys ourselves, we felt happy just to be included.
We always do lol!
Being from Norwich I found that rather hilarious yet offensive lol
Squire you aren’t actually a Norfolk boy though? Only Bill can make these jokes
Man I just hate when MG42s and Artillery ruin my Tuesday picnic
The midlands are getting a tad bit more rough these days.
Omaha beach: “OH GOD, THEY’RE ALL DEAD! JIM JUST GOT BLOWN UP AND FRANK IS MISSING AN ARM!” Gold beach: “You bloody krauts, you just got sand on the Jaffa cakes! And where the hell is Richard? He had the kettle in his... oh, blown up... that’s unfortunate. I was really looking forward to tea.”
dont worry invite me next time i will eat the artillery and mg42’s
@SrAozoli
That's why I became a staff sergeant in the Austrian mountain infantry in my salad days, because as a section commander you'll always have a two-man crew with an MG42 with you to ruin someone's picnic as the need arises.
(Albeit we are using the MG74 nowadays which is a modern version of Ye Olde Spandau - but it's still quite formidable at ruining picnics, believe you me.)
Yeah, don't you hate it when a random 7,92 just punches straight through the jar of jam, splattering it all over the other sandwiches and even in the tea? So inconsiderate of those Germans. And then when a flak 88 "accidentally" vapourises the landing craft with the picnic blanket and the sunscreen, just the worst
Joking apart, as an American I would be interested in seeing a film revolving around the landings at Gold, Sword, and Juno.
It would have been alot more boring due to the landings having tank support.
@@Spygon I think it would be a good tank movie showing the canadian tanks fighting against the anti tank defenses then a tank battle against the german tanks inland.
Liam Weaver there's an old black and white movie called the longest day which partial features the British, Canadian and French landings
@@Nuuk_Nuke_Nook No because we did it right?
Never send a yank to do a limey's or Scot's job; but a Cannuck will do in a pinch:)
@@dionwoollaston5717 * Iron Maiden intensifies *
“And now I’m going to point up here in the sky for a minute”
😂😂😂
"I suppose we'll just dig some trenches and hold this ground here."
Sounds like 1914 instead of 1944...
Good old British tactics. Time honoured tradition.
@@SquireComedy "because it works so god 1940" -Germany 1944
Squire the warthunder experience from the german side, but instead of a German infantry man, it’s a Brit with a PIAT
@Squire , what’s a mere thirty year gap to Brits? Absolutely nothing, that’s what!
Sounds like the Gallipoli campaign.
I seriously love that with only two actors every characters played by you guys
ye
soldier takes sniper round to the chest
officer: "oh, bother"
most british thing ever right there.
"I got another fourteen rounds in this six-round cylinder!"
Alakablam!
POW
The only thing this parody is missing is Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, and Stephen Fry.
Yes, although my father has occasionally bumped into Rowan going about on his tractor (True story), I'm not sure we could convince him to get involved with this.
(Tony Robinson weeping quietly in a corner)
Tim McInnerny
@@AudieHolland We'd also like to get Sean Bean in for some Medieval stuff....if we're throwing names out there.
@@SquireComedy Thanks, good Sir!
I was merely pointing out that without Balderick and Percy/Darling, it wouldn't be as much fun.
“Behhhhhhhh!”
If Saving Private Ryan was a British film, then less men would have died, tea = bullet proof.
If you tape enough boxes of Yorkshire to your chest, the bullets wouldn't kill you. Loneliness might though.
True true
@@SquireComedy Yes, you don't want to be using Tesco's Own Brand tea for that - bodged just like every house made by British builders...
Fewer*
I’ve dropped the mayonnaise in the sand now it tastes weird
What few people realise is that 'Saving Private Ryan, is based on a Ealing short film made in 1953 'Calling Private Wilson'. The script went as follows:
[Field telephone rings in a dugout somewhere in Normandy 1944]
Private Wilson "Hello, Hello?! You'll have to speak up Jerry's making quite a racket!"
Captain Smithers "Is that 564213 Private Wilson?"
Private Wilson "Yes sir!"
Captain Smithers "Excellent! You might want to put down your cup of tea Wilson"
Private Wilson "Alright sir, what's the bother?"
Captain Smithers "Your three brothers, Archie, Ernest and Sid have all bought it old man"
Private Wilson "Oh crikey sir, that's a bit of a blow if you don't mind me saying so sir"
Captain Smithers "I thought you deserved to know Wilson, what with your mother being all alone and such"
Private Wilson "Oh well sir, can't be helped, there is a war on you know"
Captain Smithers "That's the spirit Wilson! Chin up!"
Private Wilson "Very nice of you to call sir. Have to be going, looks like the Americans are going to bomb us again"
Captain Smithers "Toodle-pip old chap!"
[End]
Good show.👏
Jolly well written script 👍👏 the bit about the yanks bombing them was inspired
Yep. Saw it as a kid. Saw it again with Tom Hanks.
My wife and I left the theater at the end saying, after the Normandy landing gritty and horrific scenes...the move was a 1950s/60s stereotype allied film.
It legitimately took me 2 days to realise that “Calling Private Wilson” isnt an actual short film
It was actually based on a real soldier who lost his brothers, although he was evacuted after the seaborne link up, so he didn't have to be rescued.
I absolutely love how they just plan to just dig trenches on Normandy beach
I like how the revolver and the lee enfield have like 20 round magazines.
Still smaller than a real movie magazine
20 shot Webley's! Where can I find one!????
The real reason the UK is so pro-gun control. Every firearm is an "assault weapon" :p
Tomas le Gamer Your revolvers have only 20 rounds? This IS the dumbest timeline.
Best thing is, neither of those guns use magazines.
Storming Normandy this time old boy? Once again a classic from Squire Productions! Keep it up, stay safe and good show!!
Cheers old chap!
Wait we fergot the bbq sir
@@gerogegerog5926 so long as we remembered to bring the tea we'll be alright
We fergot the tea bags back on the battleships!
@@gerogegerog5926 then we're pretty much screwed
"Can you atleast leave the piat?"
"No, its cardboard innit?"
Sounds like the French when they try to join a war and the english ask them to help.
Can confirm that this is an authentic rendering of the 'Saving Jimmy Brian' mission. Mark Felton did a video on it.
“I’ve dropped the sausages in the sand, what the hell do we do now sir?” - absolute gold 😂
Rinse them off in the sea dammit, the salt will crisp the skin nicely.
"Where's the lamb sauce!?"
-Some sco'ish soldier
Did someone say gold
Hey get it gold like the D-day area
@@pongangelo2048 Sco'esh*
:-D
6:56
“Captain Henderson, Private Brian.”
*proceeds to point loaded revolver one inch left of Brian’s heart
"by the power invested in me I pronounces you man and wife" perfect line right before you *kill some one*
“You’ll have to speak up sir, I’m from Norfolk” Good god, the army’s really scraping the barrel if they’re letting those specimens in
Blast me, Hold you hard ole partner lend us a lug u dunt whata be merkun a loada ol squit loike that dew u see me putting on my parts my ole booty, u ent wantun a ding o' lug bor no rummuns hare we int nuthun but gud honest warking folk.. how you getting orn t'gether bor?
@@insert_name_here For anyone reading, what this old chappie is basically trying to say is that he's actually from the west country, where the concept of language and interbreeding is often confused.
lol I was born and raised in Norfolk and still live there
@@skw1d338 My condolences to you.
@@insert_name_here I understood around 3 of those words
Twas the dj button that lost the germans the war
@@douglastsosie One of my friends in school had a keyboard with those same sounds. I remember there was one with a guy just saying "Dictionary" for some reason
Bro I had a keyboard with that sound pack and that part killed me.
@@superdrewster98 didn't every music class in every British school immediately devolve in to a DJ Yeeeeeeah sesh? Its not music if half the class don't end up in detention 😊
@@RSpracticalshooting do you know what model it was or was it just a estudio
@@craftgg803 i'm not sure. i think my brother still has it so i might be able to get back to you on that lol
“Well, at least it’s not raining.”
Proceeds to play rain sounds
gay wannabe nazi
The keyboard bit had me rolling.
“This isn’t Kraftwork” 😂
Those samples though! 🤣
*"You're gonna have to speak up sir hes from Norfolk"*
i feel personally attacked..
I can't hear you?
I can’t read or hear u.... what was that 😉😂
"Get me a fucking pencil..."
you have the internet in norfolk?
I cant read your writing! Your from norfolk. FOR GOD SAKE!
Best you've done and "you'll have to speak up he's from Norfolk " genius
Cheers mate!
I call BS, The British would of sent the Aussie and New Zealand's ANZAC in to get the green grocer named Bryan out. I know this to be true as I'm a Aussie.
I'm from Norfolk and I found this funny lol
@@leedergs Same 😂
"He sells vEgStABlEs!!!"
Wait, is that a Greg Davies reference?
@@Heikos01 Idk.
@@Heikos01 it's got to be!
"I've dropped the sausages in the sand!"
Jesus Fu***** Brian that was good.
The whole sniper scene was too much 😂 'he was on the ground before we heard the shot' got me good
And the Assassins Creed sound effect when looking at the tower 🤣🤣
Why would we send an entire squadron of men to save a single bloody soldier?
Well... he sells vegetables, sir.
I want the entire damn army looking for this man.
The Soviet Union 2 Electric Boogaloo honestly I was expecting him to say tea merchant or something
@@dionwoollaston5717 Yeah same
Keto General during world war 2 be like:
@Thomase Synek Not Speckled Jim!
@@dionwoollaston5717 Tea merchant? even better!
1:33 hats off for the genuine period "geographical section, general staff" aeronautical chart in the background. 👍
2:40 nice trap to anyone who is going to stop and look at that piano
“Do you know Private Brian?”
“I am Brian!”
“So am I!”
“I am Brian and so is my wife!”
Well played sir
But are you a "very naughty boy"?
Well then, Peoples Front of Judea Suicide Squad! Attack!
Bwayn aye
"Wait a minute! I'm not really Brian; I'm only pulling your leg! Put me back!"
Damn, these war movie movie budget restrictions are getting really bad, no wonder midway looked like a word of warships short film
"and now I'm gonna point in the sky up here for a minute"
@3:56 what a hysterical rewrite of the original line from the movie
4:30 that guy was still fighting Zulu's in 1944
😂
And on the beach
Eyyyyyy i enjoy ur roblox vids
@@motygaming2431 love you too
@@vynlazer :D
"had all of me but took a shot at you". is someone watching Lindybeige? or are british youtubers secretly one person with varying height?
Hahahaha!
Watch all his stuff. Quite a bit of it sticks.
Is this the British officer standing next to a tank when the tank commander gets shot at
British officers don't duck
@@SquireComedy If you like Lindy Beige, you should watch Brandon F. and History Buffs. I would love to see a sketch set in the age of black powder, or in the English Civil War, with you lot going up against the sinister Cromwell.
@@thewingedporpoise I believe it was Sgt John Foley who was the tank commander that was being shot at while the Major was just standing around waiting for him to come back out
1:43 that moustache lol
6:45 It's hiiiiiigh noon
Glorious day
Indeed.
Has multiple British uniforms. Doesn't own a single pair of binoculars.
3:15 That is an actual real line spoken by a British officer during WW2. The dude was taking a stroll in the middle of a tank battle to inspired his men, a tanker pop out and ask what he is doing, get a near miss from a sniper and the officer commented that. God save the queen, and the tea.
We, too, watch Lindybeige
God damn them
I am amazed how the British were not genocided at least 10 times in the run of history. Seriously, if any other nation put up such an amount of nonsense, they would be long gone. Officers not taking cover, cheese chasing, egg throw for distance, rugby, betting on queen’s hat, snooker, foxhunting, the royal family, driving on the wrong side of the road, weight in stones, suspicious salmon handling, cricket, tea, Eton wall game… the list of bullshit just goes on and on
Could end with everyone wandering away saying 'what are we going to do now?'
Very British, very Milligan, very PTSD.
"not real tigers anyway" lol they used t-34s for tigers in the film
“He had all of me to shoot at, but he took a shot at you”
Love that reference.
Isn't it an anecdote from a war memoir? I believe I heard it first in a lindybeige video titled British officers don't duck or something like that
Matthew Irvine I see you are also a man of culture
I would like to imagine that this is how D-Day went for the Brits
And x3 for the three beaches they had
They had less paratroopers Brothers in arms
Me too l thought it will be like that
2 British and 1 Canadian
@@spudskie3907 Canada only had one Parachute Battlion which as in the British 6th Airborne division
'You're going to need to speak up, he's from Norfolk.'
That got me that did.
"You're going to have to speak up Sir, he's from Norfolk" had me in stitches! I lived up there for six years, lively lot that's for sure.
For all the Americans, this seems to be implying that us Brits are incompetent. In fact it’s showing we have our priorities. Number one on that list is setting up a picnic table on the right flank. It’s a historical tactic and was most famously used in the Napoleonic wars - where in every battle there would be a picnic table on every right flank. In the gulf war, we most definitely had picnic tables on the right flank but times had advanced and we now had the MOD (your DOD) standard issued T3-A other wise known as the portable Multi Drink Boiling Kettle. So we could have a nice cup of tea and crumpets with our picnics. Hope I helped you none brits out there with the history of British tactics. One of the many reasons we lost the war of independence was because of lack of picnic tables.
Thank you in American
Thanks I think I couldn’t be bothered to finish it but got the gist of it
👍👍🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇬🇧🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇸🇬🇧🇬🇧
At least the video showed how idiotic it is to send a platoon just for one soldier. I agree with the Brits on that part.
Lmao🤣
What a magnificent portrayal of His Majesty’s Army in such a horrid conflict.
4:37 those good sir Knights!
He’s using actual gun sounds from the specific weapons from battlefield V
Oh my god I just clocked that, it was a good game
6:34
16 shots with a 6-shooter. I'm calling the admin.
Also, that shooting face. Brilliant.
*13 shots
+3 clicks because it was empty.
Also fanning a double action revolver, does not actually rotate the cylinder.
BAD HOBO in the Soviet Union it would have been 32
By god, what a slaughter. Once you’ve seen a man cradling his own sausage on an open beach you’ve really seen it all.
Hahah! Blimey.
Omaha beach: “OH GOD, THEY’RE ALL DEAD! JIM JUST GOT BLOWN UP AND FRANK IS MISSING AN ARM!” Gold beach: “You bloody krauts, you just got sand on the Jaffa cakes! And where the hell is Richard? He had the kettle in his... oh, blown up... that’s unfortunate. I was really looking forward to tea.”
@@SquireComedy that was supposed to be a joke for his intestines ripped out
@@samreid6010 When brits try to act tough
Indeed
2:51 i cant put my finger if they are the same person
Around 5:00 the brave English in the back is having his hair blown up by the Germans
I love the high-efford "low"-quality weapon props that you guys use.
Also: Those ads of your are downright *smashing*
They are never boring, that is for sure.
im pretty sure at this point that have the budget to commandeer some airsofts for the cheap but cardboards just work lol
@@TheKurtkapan34 who the bloody hell has an airsoft piat lying around?
@@RexOedipus. No one, cause it would be more dangerous than the real one.
“Deploy sunscreen!”
Bruh that one got me
1:52 YIKES that’s a nasty sunburn
5:50 how the hell can they do that shot but can’t afford antique rifles LMAO
Squire is colonizing CZcams
🇬🇧
lord topaz papa Stalin colonized chrome…
I’m pretty sure the Jerry’s won’t be able to get past my new weapon: Jamie dodger vest
Ay highlighted let’s go :)
@@THEAdeptReaper bruh
Bruh how do I get this much likes :)
FAZE NOTE pretty sure Hans isn’t getting further then Berlin
When you palmed the hammer at the kraut I couldn’t help but laugh 🤣
Historically accurate, as the first thing we in the RAF did when overseas, was to find some pallets and build a picnic table and benches so we could all drink tea and smoke.
Why didn’t you call in a bomber to take out that sniper
Oh wait it’s not night time, sorry
👏🏿👏🏿Here here. You managed to throw shade at the Brits and the Americans. Love it.
Minotaur1776 well you can’t call the brits because they’ll drop a bomb at night in the next county over and you can’t call the yanks because they’ll just level the whole town and call it fair.
Sam Reid Or they were use the wrong bomb
shhh, don't mention BuOrd's torpedo problems, or Admiral Kings theory of 'We don't need to use convoys as they're too damn Britsh and defensively defeatist!.' (or some drawling words akin to that effect,) ..both of which took well over a year and a half to each to rectify, costing many US/NA lives and missed opportunities to end the war faster.
Were they still doing night attacks only this late into the war?
Damn well done! I loved the 'you'll have to speak up sir, he's from Norfolk'!.
The pith helmet was a nice touch too. Full marks gentlemen, I'll be keeping my eye on you.
Cheers, old sport
@@SquireComedyspeak up his from Norfolk classic
Had me in stitches as always great vid guys! Also your time and effort into them is fantastic thank you!
6:30 throws umbrella at german then german makes the weirdest scream and equips webley and shoots
6:40 Firing 15 shots with a 6 shot revolver, didn´t know that was possible.
Just ask Leon S. Kennedy. He might know something about such a process
He just reloads quickly
The rest was in the chamber...
@@fritzkaraldo8452 no he had extended mags. Cod cold war proves this
British revolvers are good 🤣
I swear i remember this movie having a lot more sex scenes.
Nice try. We've already had enough clothes off in the mount and blade sketches, thank you.
Sex is a most beastly act, us British dont do it.
Sean Hudspith wait...
"funny thing snipers, had all of me to shoot at but still shot at you" pretty sure that is a reference to the book mailed fist
Friggin' brilliant as ever. Loved all the references. And I must say, you did an amazing job depicting the landings at Sword Beach with just two actors :-P
That mythbusters reference hit me hard. I miss the old series :(.
RIP Grant.
@@AlexSDU oh God - I did not know that until researching your post. What a loss for his friends, co-workers, and the world.
3:00 Ok I didn't expect that lol
I couldn't stop laughing at that part. It was so stupidly funny!
I respect the continuity of the sniper emptying his clip at the tower and then forgetting to reload until the half track showed up.
The M1895 pith helmet at 0:44 was nice touch.
This channel has come a long way. I remember being all hyped up for the 40k sub giveaway. Didn't win anything of course. Bill probably rigged the damn lottery.. Keep it up boys!
Hahah! Cheers for sticking with us. That means the world.
Is it just me or are there a lot of squire and bill clones running around this alternative universe?
Bryan had a lot of brothers? And they all survived? I'm winging it here.
@@SquireComedy This is why I'll never unsub. 2 am and you're here telling me they're just a very Christian family. xD
"being squire and bill malkovich"
I think their names are all Nigel as the previous videos show even the British tank crews all have the same name.
0:44 zulu soldier in background
he wasn't actually a zulu warrior
@@Triplane1234 this comment was when i could barely construct a sentence but you could sort of understand what i was saying
@@limited_sparkz740 yes I know he had the pith helmet used in the mid-late to late 1800s by british infantry in Africa, especially in the anglo-zulu wars
0:22 i laughed soo hard
3:47, 😂 "well at least its not raining."
He jinxed that pretty hard.
3 minutes in, and the keyboard caught me off guard and i coughed up my tea
Awfully sorry. Be sure to send a complaint to our support line. All tea is refunded.
Holy shit I died when he began cowboy firing the Webley 🤣🤣🤣
The opposite of Death Star is a really good advertisement for everything ecological. Always clever humor with these lovely chaps.
The budget on these blockbuster films you make are through the roof! Who sponsors you? jeff bezos!
Well we're in the big league now, you see.
@@SquireComedy Ahhh, as a british man of culture i see that you are being sponsored by the finest of sponsors, Clearly not jeff bezos but..... PG Tips tea
It's still amazing what you can do with 65 quid
I lost it when they started throwing their helmets at each other 😂 then random objects like an UMBRELLA 6:20
Umbrella was a reference to Digby Tatham-Warter, a British officer who not only carried an umbrella into battle but also used it in combat.
@@tomasdawe9379 that sounds too funny to be true 😂 imma look it up
I do like how they have a few actual officer quotes such as the sniper one where he points out how he had the whole of him to shoot at
“You’re gunna have to speak up Sir I’m from Norrrrfolk!” 😂
0:01
Me, a Sabaton fan:
***SIXTH OF JUNE 1944!***
4:09 ah yes one of Jacksons many twin brothers
the bit where he took about 20 shots to get that sniper had me in tears.
Lol at the Monty Python reference of the soldier pretending to be a galloping horse. 😂
Do “If Greyhound was a British film” or “If Midway was a British film”
Better yet, If Yamato was a British film.
If U 571 was a British film.
If Bismarck was a British ship
if "the enemy at the gates" was a British film
If Wind talkers or Hacksaw Ridge was a British Film.
During the beginning of the video, they have no transport ships behind them, which could mean they swam through the English Channel
He got the Caparzo "piano fall" down to a TEE LOL
What you missed:
*Brian shoots halftrack with PIAT*
-Oy mate, nice shot you got there!
-All in a day's work!
*silence*
-D'you want a cup o' tea?
-Bloody right i do! I was getting tired of these buggers anyway, heh!