The Māori Side Steps - New Zealand Town & City Names
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- čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
- The Maori Side Steps are back with another Episode. Watch as they try to navigate their way to their next gig, and help some others on their way, in true Kiwi fashion.
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Ohhh the twist ending, brilliant
I reckon aye😂
Brilliant 👍
Love the Keegan-Michael Key quote! Chur-lish as!
About 55 years ago I was biking down the Kapiti beach and met an old Maori man, and I told him I was going to Para para umu. "Where?"
" Para para umu sir." I replied slowly and carefully.
"Oh, y'mean Parapar'um' ."
When two vowels came together in a compound word, Maori dropped the first in fast everyday speech, and swallowed the vowel at the very end of the word , and from their Para-par'-um' early settlers got Paraparam. Nowadays people speak Victoria University 101 Maori, and old people who learnt kitchen Maori can hardly understand what they are talking about.
Similarly Londoners don't say "Lon don" but "Lun'in" and North Islanders refer to "Crys'cherch"
Yes I agree and I can imagine listening to the sound exhaled.
The islands people have a lovely pronounced version of Christchurch.
Crys jhurch dropping bottom lip ○°(
Sounds like a delicious food rolling around in their mouth. C r y s j h u r j h
londoners definitely don't pronounce london as "lun'in", but "lund'n". source: am a londoner
Have you been 🚬 smoking something? I prefer to say Krissi-church rather than Christchurch just to be different. I also say Dunny-din just to annoy people.
Reminds me of the story of my dad's friend migrated from South Africa to Aussie and asked for directions to "Wooo-looooo-moooooo-loooooooooooo"
@@danmclaughlin1180
Some American friends I told by email that I was from Dunedin, they thought it was pronounced like "Dunedaín" and asked if I was 90.
The “Me haere tāua”, “Āe!” right at the end 😂😂😂 Cracks me up!!
STATE HIGHWAY “ONE” 😂😂😂
“NOWHERE” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
"No-whe-re" 😂😂😂😂😂
Crack up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Love hearing to a good Maori and euro conversation 😂👌🏼 they are sweetest people I have come across
Just lucked out stumbling onto this channel. Hello from Canada! That was hilarious!!! I subbed.
America here, mate. Also subscribed. Friggin awesome channel, lol
Same! 🇨🇦
It's a pretty funny twist how it turns out the three fellas aren't even on the right island since every one else is looking for Tauranga and Pram, two north island towns.
This cracked me up in 2021! Kia orana brothers, great video 👍
One time I went for a bike ride from wunhunga to onny tree hill.
One of the best one, hilarious, wow, awesome end... 🙂🙂🙂
Best short clip Fresh
Polish national here. I watched it once, didn't understand a word. Replayed but with subtitles on. Well, autogenerated subtitles didn't understand it either. Still fun.
Respect from the coromandel or otherwise known as the Mandel
Crack up Jamie your awsome
This is so fucking boss. So well written. So well performed. So relatable.
Ka pai to the bro's and that blonde sheila at the end. Tu meke to all y'all
"Me haere taua"....fuckin crack up
Lmfao 😂
great video, car pie bros 😂
Loved this! Great message boys ❤️
I live in toe-paw
I live near there farnahmatar°°?
Touwpo is twenty minutes away.
I'm from Whack-ay-tay-nye just past Cow-Rowl
Nuty( Are a wwha- iwi )
Of Ngati ARAWA aye.
I live in Ham town G!
Chur, howsit from Orks
Great guys! 👏👏👏👏
This is so good, priceless!
These guys are awesome.
I love the towns kickamoocow and whyfuckaround. They are the best places ever ! You kiwis have the best names for places! Had so much fun pissing off my kiwi hubby is we drove around kiwiland and me trying to pronounce the names in my best Aussie accent. Glad he still kept me though I think I pushed it a bit lol.
Dragon maid lol can you translate please 😂 I can't decipher the two towns or cities
@@quaniraroa5991 The closes we have is Waikikamukau (why-kik-a-moo-kow) and maybe Whakatane or Whakapapa (wh pronounced F). There is a phrase 'whakaaro nui' in Maori which is the closes I can get to 'fuck around' but I don't think it is a place.
Ha ha ha
Blinken Aussie °*)
Whyfuckaround must be in roto-vegas
Rotorua.
And her hubby mention they in the bounds of (where the fuck are we ) Tribe of there .
Poor the aboriginals ○°) living in
Kickatinalong.
@@nickh657 waipukurau maybe
This is so true fobs both ways.😂😂😂😂😂
I love it here in Fung-uh-ray
Classic!
I am from Hawaii. You should hear haole (pakeha or Caucasian) pronounce our names. 😋
Love it brothers!!! Reserve showing pakeha why it’s like.
"As in a Ranga?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
EXACTLY MY BROTHERS
Brilliant
Classic. Aroha nui from Cristchurch but you can call it Otautahi. 😉
this is awesome
That pakeha chick at the end is fine as hell lol
yep her name is abby damen
@@TechFeedMe chur send her up to Te Urewera my bro lol
Regen Forever why can’t you find a girl who’s Maori? Why are you always running after the white women? Are your own not good enough?!?
@@fionaokeefe1906 stop assuming dearest Fiona. I like all woman of this world and I'm right to do so. Asian, Pakeha, Polynesian, etc. I will not be limited. The good Lord said, go forth and multiply. He didn't say with a particular ethnicity. This particular Pakeha Wahine tho absolutely stunning. Mauri ora.
@@fionaokeefe1906 plus at the end she's speaking my native tongue that makes her even more delicious Haha Mauri ora.
This was so freaking hilarious! Haven't laughed so hard in ages!
Yeah, tis pretty cool.
Subtitles said, BUTTER BUTTER UM MOVE! for Paraparaumu. Bruh!
Butter butter eww moo
Fantastic. subbed. :) thanks!
The end was a twist
Haere ra. Funny as pakeha
Nai506 Nai their part maori
Super VaLour *they're
Super VaLour no they’re wannabes
On to it clip! Ka rawe!
As a long-time resident of Tristchurk, maybe that's why some of us just refer to our city as "The Chur", eh.
Awesome
I'm Maori and this piss take is too funny
Aweshum
Ahahahaha! Hilarious! I used to think that 'Te Kauwhata' and 'Tee cahwada' were different places!
I had an arguement over that place name Te Kauwhata with my mate whose a know it all°°`
Anyway we worked out over a heated agreement that this place called .
(Teek a what ta ) is Te kauwhata.
And bugger~ me~ days,
It came to me.
Double bubble.
Two signs black and white.
White..(tear co fart ta )
Black..( Te kauwhata )
Love thisssss
LOL 😂😀😂😁😀😁 Reverse Psychology!!
does tmt stand for The Mini Testicles
Calm down girl you have No nuts, MH is a shithole and one day you wont have to hate worrying about your weight and eat all you can, and i think you have me confused with someone else i dont know them names, but you must have me confused withsome one else, maybe i should take a trip to Te Papa Museum hahahahahahahahaha go the hurricanes and the netball girls from there.
ohh and star wars princess laya is Princess easy to lay, as in an EASY Fuk. Lets go to space together cos i dont believe in god, i like aliens and ufos, even though my fams are christians, and mormons BYU hawai
Kazae Kapri 😂😀😀😂😀😀 Gary aka 'Gazza'
Kazae Kapri What the FUCK are you talking about 🤨🤔
tauranga, been there , wana go back
That was a crack up, az!
TOOO funny alright
"sole this is the same way"🤦🤦
I love my farno
My dad has jet black from Sicilia
Heh heh heh. Good one guys. Thanks ya missed toe paw but who's gonna have a meltdownuptown a ?
Chur from da minginui garlic gang an da 13 onions. Chur from da table. Table and chur. 13 onions 4eva.
🤣 roflmbo! That was a good one!
I'm from Kura heading to Whacka-tane! LOLs
Aww ay!
Gold
A man walks into the Pink Pig Cafe and asks if we know how toget to
The Coro of the Man Del.
classic
A "Maori Side Step" is when an opponent is charging at you ... instead of trying to side step around you ...he goes straight over you !!! Maori ( hard case) Side Step!!!
Cool 😂
I Lived In Otira Heighths! (OTARA) lol
hahahahahaha.....never seen these guys before...bloody funny.....too meke!!!
😂😂😂 too funny!
Far out!!!!!
Funny as
😂😂😂😂😂😂 no fere
Im from Porirua - Titahi Bay was always called Teti Bay from older pakehas and when you pronounced it properly they always looked at you confused and then say "Oh you mean Teti Bay"
From Porirua too. I often heard 'Tee-Tah Bay'
🤣 Awesome 👍😊
Thats funny as hell hahaha!
This was funny
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😜 good one!💖
i live in Paraparaumu
It used to be a good place, way back, but too crowded now.
at least it isn't like Auckland
Hahaha same
I think you mean Pram
Wonder wears all the Teko going?
In the Moana. Farr @ under wear .
New design label poohloo miss.
Neat alright.
Kiwi here. Lazy , disrespectful. And churlish. omfg. I'm crying.
😂😂😂 this is so true, mean video 🤙🏾🤙🏾
Fkcn ledgend
Haha, crack up
Looks funny as, but could captions be added so I can understand the whole crack up?
A New Zealander would understand. Regional humour I guess you could say.
This is fkn hilarious
💯
Think the name pram came from all da young girls pushn them back in the day
no - pakeha version of Paraparaumu - said like Paraparam ( Parapram)
*N a h B a e*
That a Paraparaumu was the Maori Restaurant in the day if you were the butcher you also helped cook up the relish and side dish.
Cuppa tea( kapiti ).
para para oo moo ....lol
honor the treaty pakeha😎😎
Oh yeah Mr Krabs in from NZ lolz
Too much Bradas, Funny as
Dem bloody Murrys are funny fellas 😂🤣😂🤣
Crack me up😂😂
So funny
this vid is so true lol😂😂😂😂😄
Ow going on ow hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤗😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How was she able to call them the Maori side steps and not maoris
Maori : The word Maori indigenous, native of New Zealand 🇳🇿 Aotearoa.
Fuckin Yooooo My home town Bois
Paraparaumu
Kawerau- cow-row
Hahaha so funny
🤣😂🤣good one
"mowrees man" lol.
Param...... I think he really meant Paremoremo Prison !