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  • @palakquinn
    @palakquinn Před 4 lety +1687

    “Cooler.”
    “Cooler than what?” 😆😂🤣

  • @sarcasticnotsad5155
    @sarcasticnotsad5155 Před 4 lety +2440

    *Puts on a southern accent*
    “I’m from Boston.”

  • @edwardscissorhands5264
    @edwardscissorhands5264 Před 4 lety +1092

    "You can't attack us..we got the sheeps"
    That's the most frightening military threat ever.

    • @signchillyonjave
      @signchillyonjave Před 3 lety +14

      Hay I think you forgot some we have ORCS URUK-HAIS TROLLS AND SAURON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @icymeel3083
      @icymeel3083 Před 3 lety +4

      That's why I'm scared of nz

    • @stupidkaijucrazy5548
      @stupidkaijucrazy5548 Před 2 lety +6

      Laser kiwi

    • @Mr-DUMB
      @Mr-DUMB Před 2 lety +4

      And we have Gandalf edit: we have gumboot throwers don’t come when you touch the land the sheep will punch you back to the water and then will throw gumboots at you

    • @cpdgcraz6257
      @cpdgcraz6257 Před 2 lety +1

      I was about to say that the americans are gonna attack us because he told them we had no millitery but then I saw this

  • @ghostlyrose8946
    @ghostlyrose8946 Před 3 lety +194

    I was born and raised in New Zealand, but have been living in America for ten years. You hit the nail on the head for each point! Love it!!! 🇳🇿🇺🇲

    • @scripe1957
      @scripe1957 Před 2 lety

      haha vise versa for me!

    • @creativesparks2164
      @creativesparks2164 Před 2 lety +2

      Really? You say howdy? 🤣

    • @Travel_Freak24
      @Travel_Freak24 Před 2 lety

      My favourite country is United States 🇺🇸 but I’m from New Zealand

    • @Travel_Freak24
      @Travel_Freak24 Před 2 lety +1

      He did a good American accent

    • @janicemoore30
      @janicemoore30 Před rokem

      @@creativesparks2164 Seriously. NO one I know greets someone with, "Howdy," unless they are goofing around. Born and raised in Washington State, USA. Maybe they say, "Howdy!" in Texas?

  • @jbass6665
    @jbass6665 Před 6 lety +971

    You don't need an Air Force. You have Gandalf and giant eagles and mountain trolls.

  • @notjingyi
    @notjingyi Před 5 lety +1704

    We have millions of...
    *SHEEP*

  • @incognitomode3306
    @incognitomode3306 Před 3 lety +312

    "We don't really have a military, we've just got sheep."
    America:
    - VISIBLE CONFUSION

    • @signchillyonjave
      @signchillyonjave Před 3 lety +8

      You forgot Morder and Gondor and Rohan. We have those 3 cultures

    • @tallguy4876
      @tallguy4876 Před 3 lety +12

      Yeah their population is like 4.9 Million and the sheep population is like 26 Million 😂

    • @deborahsiahaan9261
      @deborahsiahaan9261 Před 3 lety +4

      @@tallguy4876 thas one more reason for me to live in NZ

    • @classicjonesy
      @classicjonesy Před 3 lety

      Someone attacks NZ, America be like "you what m8?.. they've got sheep" right.. right?

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 Před rokem +3

      Sheep: A 4 legged animal resembling a baby cow covered in marshmallows.

  • @kumlekar9640
    @kumlekar9640 Před 3 lety +106

    I love how he swapped between like three different american accents.

  • @savirazaria
    @savirazaria Před 4 lety +1190

    I didn't realize the American toilet's water line were THAT high

    • @baileypaliolonga5620
      @baileypaliolonga5620 Před 4 lety +33

      Zea lol it’s not. Some places, especially public restrooms, it can be kinda high, or really low. But most are much lower now. The newer toilets are lower. But some toilets do have very high water lines still.

    • @savirazaria
      @savirazaria Před 4 lety +6

      Bailey Paliolonga is it as low as the New Zealand’ one? I’m so concerned if you can get splashes when using it since theres too much water in it

    • @baileypaliolonga5620
      @baileypaliolonga5620 Před 4 lety +11

      @@savirazaria Not really, though I have seen some that are pretty low. And don't worry... Even with the higher ones, you don't get splashes. Lol. So you have nothing to fear!!!

    • @mEDIUMGap
      @mEDIUMGap Před 4 lety +15

      I visited Dominikana once. And there was tubes with high water line. I was concerned a little. I was worried my dick will dive in the water while i'm sitting on a throne. And they say it is no splash system.

    • @madeleineprice3556
      @madeleineprice3556 Před 4 lety +15

      Zea bruh, the less water in it the grosser the experience is for me tbh

  • @palakquinn
    @palakquinn Před 4 lety +691

    “Please no one attack. We’ve got millions of sheep.”
    Can’t go wrong with that size of a herd!

    • @duncanlewis1420
      @duncanlewis1420 Před 4 lety +7

      It’s a flock!

    • @dianeodify
      @dianeodify Před 3 lety +2

      @@duncanlewis1420 herd of cattle; flock of sheep and of ducks too I think. Some collective nouns are so funny that you can see tea-towels printed with them.

    • @thermochopps
      @thermochopps Před 3 lety

      @@dianeodify Reminds me of this TV ad from a few years ago (also from NZ!): czcams.com/video/-Vm6cXArP3o/video.html&ab_channel=CraigLove

    • @TheAgeOfLyrics
      @TheAgeOfLyrics Před 3 lety

      @@duncanlewis1420 it's a herd, lifestyle blockers call it a flock
      proper farming term is "go and bring the herd from the Airstrip to the yards"

    • @dianeodify
      @dianeodify Před 3 lety

      And we know how to build catapults too. :)

  • @djj3585
    @djj3585 Před 4 lety +38

    As a Asian who lived in NZ, NZ is much better peaceful and and people are nicer. I love KIWI. You guys are so nice people. I respect!.

    • @bigarcher2730
      @bigarcher2730 Před 3 lety

      Im from india and i badly want to know how they treat imigrants and especially from india

    • @cyathoris7530
      @cyathoris7530 Před 2 lety +1

      @@bigarcher2730 it’s not that bad I think. You might be harassed once but only by old, grumpy people. The average person is fine with immigrants

  • @lilwaffleiron7845
    @lilwaffleiron7845 Před 3 lety +77

    As an American, I love watching people from other places try to do an American accent. Now that I'm learning a second language and have lots of friends in other countries, I've actually started to hear my American accent when I speak sometime, which is always funny.

  • @WHOHATESTOWORK
    @WHOHATESTOWORK Před 6 lety +1297

    We dont tip because everything is expensive

    • @julianzou1195
      @julianzou1195 Před 5 lety +26

      New Zealand thats bloody truth

    • @mossgoodlass8439
      @mossgoodlass8439 Před 5 lety +7

      Oath

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu Před 5 lety +10

      Hey New Zealand how you doing

    • @Ya-zm1mr
      @Ya-zm1mr Před 5 lety +3

      Solar Sun for the tenth time mate you live on top of us !! You live inside no one...no one would let you approach him more than billions of kilometers away, let alone living inside him. I know you’re alone, we all appreciate what you do, but you’re too hot for us so please stay away.

    • @lexialice6655
      @lexialice6655 Před 5 lety +2

      THANK YOU! FUCK!

  • @unknownmlggamer1945
    @unknownmlggamer1945 Před 6 lety +3460

    Who’s from New Zealand here?!

  • @arrahm.3589
    @arrahm.3589 Před 3 lety +43

    “Please no one attack” killed me hahahahaha

  • @r.rodriguez6144
    @r.rodriguez6144 Před 4 lety +164

    Aww, I still remember fondly of my first visit to New Zealand.
    ME: "Oh a muffin. *takes a bite* why is there meat in this muffin? "
    No one warned me. But I have no regrets. Your meat pies are the best thing I've ever had.

  • @nikita3084
    @nikita3084 Před 5 lety +725

    *slowly disses America* 😂😂

    • @saxyman1365
      @saxyman1365 Před 5 lety +30

      @ but rugby is smarter because we are doing proper tackles, not just running into each other

    • @arescue
      @arescue Před 5 lety +8

      It’s ok, he was really nice about it.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars Před 5 lety +2

      @ yep i want to see rugby go head to solar plexus then they will understand what the gear is for.

    • @42dubcitywestaux3
      @42dubcitywestaux3 Před 5 lety +16

      @ lmao why you triggered its funny

    • @nikita3084
      @nikita3084 Před 5 lety +7

      @ oof chill

  • @nyxquatorze5600
    @nyxquatorze5600 Před 5 lety +464

    As an american, I found this hilarious. Well done on the accent, it was great lol

    • @Aritul
      @Aritul Před 4 lety +3

      Yup, he did. I love hearing others imitate our accent.

    • @Travel_Freak24
      @Travel_Freak24 Před rokem +1

      Love USA from New Zealand 🇳🇿❤️🇺🇸

    • @lapinleikkipostilep7999
      @lapinleikkipostilep7999 Před rokem

      Oh no an American citizen here where my brain have to hide it

  • @michael50351
    @michael50351 Před 4 lety +121

    Hahaha! Pretty spot on. Yeah, I'm an American. Honestly, the way things are going here lately, I'd rather be a New Zealand sheep farmer. "Howdy" from Macon, Georgia and really enjoy your videos.

    • @owainharris
      @owainharris Před 3 lety +2

      @Frankie MATH Pipes Howdy, both. New Zealander in Atlanta here!

    • @HappyLife693
      @HappyLife693 Před 3 lety +1

      Hello Michael from Macon. I have friends there.

    • @yunglynda1326
      @yunglynda1326 Před 3 lety

      Hello!

    • @philipjackson5818
      @philipjackson5818 Před 3 lety +1

      Greetings from the South Island of NZ, nice and peaceful here and no Covid, we wish you well.

  • @emilykatherine7579
    @emilykatherine7579 Před 3 lety +63

    Do they really call it a "chilli bin" because I LOVE THAT!

    • @jyhwadek5807
      @jyhwadek5807 Před 3 lety +20

      Lol yes we do call it a chilly bin because it keeps things chilly lol, also same with jandals, they were originally called Japanese sandals so we shortened it to jandals lol

    • @carmellitale-man2671
      @carmellitale-man2671 Před 3 lety +3

      To chill food makes sense to us I agreed with him kool what

    • @peanutbutterlover5076
      @peanutbutterlover5076 Před 3 lety +3

      We sure do.

    • @dianeodify
      @dianeodify Před 3 lety +3

      @@jyhwadek5807 In case you ever need to know it, they derive from the wet-weather footwear called geta. In the rainy season, these high-rise sandals, worn with special socks, helped keep the latter clear of the muddy paths and streets.

    • @lukeystuff
      @lukeystuff Před 3 lety +1

      Yes, I've never called it something else.

  • @ethanjoseph1057
    @ethanjoseph1057 Před 6 lety +384

    As an American I can confirm all of these statements to be 100% true. Also what we use to haul stuff on is also called a 'Trailer' like the New Zealand term.

    • @msCourtneymayk
      @msCourtneymayk Před 6 lety +9

      yes and trailers used for camping can also be called campers

    • @sydoz1956
      @sydoz1956 Před 6 lety +6

      so you can live in a trailer or tow stuff , same thing?

    • @devinostrom5195
      @devinostrom5195 Před 6 lety +6

      How to DAD what is the new Zealand doughnut you showed. I'm drunk and it looks really good. Also do you know if the custom is doughnuts cooked In lard or vegetable oil? Btw you made me laugh after just watching Gabriel Iglesias; that's says something.

    • @JakeRaven1970
      @JakeRaven1970 Před 6 lety +9

      It's just known as a cream donut (or doughnut). It has no other name......

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell Před 6 lety +3

      Devin - lard? nah - no way - veggie oil. the main difference is that they're really soft - and filled with cream and jam. (we get dunkin donut here - so have the best of both worlds...)

  • @kbpl369
    @kbpl369 Před 5 lety +539

    "Little soft pillows and cushions all over their bodies"
    Haha

    • @joephil7632
      @joephil7632 Před 4 lety +3

      I’d like to see one of you’re rugby players tackle Michael strayhand

    • @bea4790
      @bea4790 Před 4 lety +30

      @@joephil7632 I'd like to see one of your football players tackle Ma'a Nonu or Sonny Bill Williams

    • @jdenmark1287
      @jdenmark1287 Před 4 lety

      @@bea4790 not if you like your players you wouldn't.

    • @floridamanryan4328
      @floridamanryan4328 Před 4 lety +2

      @@bea4790 Googled these dudes....my god lol

    • @kimbat454
      @kimbat454 Před 4 lety

      I'd put those fellas in their prime up against Kam Chancellor in his prime

  • @lagdameos16
    @lagdameos16 Před 4 lety +158

    He's so awkward I LOVE IT 😂

    • @dianeodify
      @dianeodify Před 3 lety +7

      You understand the 'shy and awkward' thing here is a tongue-in-cheek don't you? Americans aren't very good at that sort of humour, but it's part of New Zealand's English heritage, and also in Australia. Here he's deliberately overdoing an 'aww shucks' sort of guy... a little bit like the character that Jimmy (James) Stewart used to adopt during the 1930s-1950s.

    • @lagdameos16
      @lagdameos16 Před 3 lety

      Hoi bat ka na eexplain 😭 dumudugo ilong ko huhu

    • @vignesh1065
      @vignesh1065 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lagdameos16 Is that English?
      PS: I didn't mean any offense, just curious.

    • @choccymilkfrankp1873
      @choccymilkfrankp1873 Před 2 lety +1

      I feel like New Zealanders are either REALLY nice, REALLY awkward or REALLY scary.

    • @markbrewster6788
      @markbrewster6788 Před 6 měsíci

      ​​​​@@choccymilkfrankp18732:19 Yeah nah, he's playing awkward, Some Kiwi's execute dry comedy effortlessly. He's a legend. Self-deprecating humour is pretty common here, as a lot of us don't like to be seen as arrogant or cocky. He ramps up the awkward, dry humour because that's why people keep watching him; (think - Flight of The Conchords). He's the kind of guy that you'd feel privileged having a beer or a barbeque with 👍 He and his family seem like genuine fun people in my opinion. We need more genuine these days right. Don't take things too seriously my friend; exposure to different cultures is illuminating. Have an awesome day.

  • @MeeblesSporella
    @MeeblesSporella Před 4 lety +350

    A PEE & POOP button. I NEED THIS!

    • @SP-yr5uy
      @SP-yr5uy Před 3 lety +7

      Home Depot has the 2 button Toilet

    • @dobbythefreeelf9638
      @dobbythefreeelf9638 Před 3 lety +41

      no you need free healthcare and a week where no school shooting happens

    • @speedsucks2966
      @speedsucks2966 Před 3 lety +2

      @@dobbythefreeelf9638 BAHAHHAHAA

    • @enikata7349
      @enikata7349 Před 3 lety

      It's pretty cool. In the UK we also have levers but here in NZ, indeed its a pee and poop button.

    • @riverpillans5975
      @riverpillans5975 Před 3 lety

      Definitely some more education on guns like the Swiss. Also, depending on what you do you can get free healthcare.

  • @natalieimtooPRO
    @natalieimtooPRO Před 5 lety +588

    "You guys talk really really loudly" i started laughing cause sometimes that can be true

    • @baileypaliolonga5620
      @baileypaliolonga5620 Před 4 lety +9

      Princess Natalia lol I was like... do we? Omg... We do!!! 😂😂😂

    • @glenbe4026
      @glenbe4026 Před 4 lety +28

      @@baileypaliolonga5620 Yep, Canadians, Americans and the Chinese all seem to speak as though the volume was dialed up to 10. It is very strange and very noticeable whenever you encounter them outside their native countries.

    • @totallycrazystudios1801
      @totallycrazystudios1801 Před 3 lety +6

      I've been told all my life to use my indoor voice, cause I am so loud (at least when I am with my family). Lol we are pretty loud.

    • @dianeodify
      @dianeodify Před 3 lety +3

      @@glenbe4026 I haven't found that with the Chinese in daily life, only in crowds. Also I've known some fairly quietly-spoken Canadians. Americans seem to think not only that their every passing thought is worth saying but that everyone within range should stop their own conversations and listen. Makes them very unpopular.

    • @RyanRediger66
      @RyanRediger66 Před 3 lety +3

      We suck lol

  • @sarah_henley
    @sarah_henley Před 4 lety +855

    We (Americans) call them both trailers haha

    • @se7en5es
      @se7en5es Před 4 lety +1

      Halo Sarah, apa kabar?

    • @slooob23
      @slooob23 Před 3 lety +7

      As a kiwi I was legit confused about that😂

    • @takeitez9894
      @takeitez9894 Před 3 lety +21

      There is a Camper (trailer), and a just a trailer for hauling things

    • @evacherry9896
      @evacherry9896 Před 3 lety +1

      Hai sarah, apa kabar?

    • @kellyrodas1227
      @kellyrodas1227 Před 3 lety +8

      Umm we call that a wagon on the east coast ?

  • @Cassocian
    @Cassocian Před 3 lety +53

    Great video. I'm an American who would love to go to New Zealand with my family. You guys seem to have a really good thing going for you. And I love that you all seem like such fun people with good senses of humor. Thank you for the video.

    • @monkeydui7241
      @monkeydui7241 Před 3 lety

      @Nybbl er Auckland any good?

    • @chimeranzl9147
      @chimeranzl9147 Před 2 lety +1

      @@monkeydui7241 yep. Arguably South Island more tourist spots though. Middle (eg Taupo/Rotorua) and top of north island (eg Bay of islands) good tourist spots too, mostly South Island though. I’m from Auckland, great city, just if you’re visiting better sights if you go south. Anyone not Auckland generally dislikes Auckland, which is fine for us Aucklanders… and probably why they don’t live in Auckland. Lol. Suits us.

    • @fatherdougalmcguire9129
      @fatherdougalmcguire9129 Před 2 lety +1

      @@monkeydui7241 nope lots of shootings at the moment traffic congestion is a sight to behold

    • @Travel_Freak24
      @Travel_Freak24 Před rokem

      🇳🇿🤝🇺🇸

    • @Travel_Freak24
      @Travel_Freak24 Před rokem

      I’m the opposite . I’m a New Zealander who wants to go to USA

  • @TriguredAzAndOthers
    @TriguredAzAndOthers Před 4 lety +22

    You're a good bloke mate.. no ego just being a true NZ❤️ from🇦🇺
    Anzacs forever

  • @brittanycentanni4991
    @brittanycentanni4991 Před 5 lety +395

    Both of those are trailers. Americans love to use the same term for a multitude of things. We just like the potential confusion I guess haha. Also, I think "chilly bin" is a WAY better name for a cooler.

    • @andrewwise1302
      @andrewwise1302 Před 5 lety +6

      Jimmy Leigh Australia?

    • @jayzonedc6474
      @jayzonedc6474 Před 5 lety +9

      We do the same thing. A corn dog is a hotdog as well as a hotdog and fries are chips as well as chips.

    • @bedge7782
      @bedge7782 Před 5 lety +4

      chilly bin ftw

    • @dracoqueen1263
      @dracoqueen1263 Před 4 lety +3

      Oh We Bring The Confusion When It Comes To "Chips" French Fries And Potato Crisps Are Hot Chips And Chips. Generally Just Chips.

    • @Strength4BodyandMind
      @Strength4BodyandMind Před 4 lety +8

      It's an ice chest.

  • @poiema247
    @poiema247 Před 5 lety +1761

    'In America I think they just say HOWDY' 😂😂😂 greatest thing ever omg ..
    (Edit: holy cannolis thank u for all the likes! I didn't think I would get this many!😭💖btw I too am an American to all u guys in the comments😂😂)

  • @pranjalihankare1483
    @pranjalihankare1483 Před 3 lety +18

    You are not just "HOW-TO-DAD", you're even "HOW-TO-STAND-UP-COMEDY" and be savage all time!!!

  • @nuclearsaturn3834
    @nuclearsaturn3834 Před 2 lety +14

    As a US citizen I can confidently say this was the funniest comparison between the US and any English Speaking country , this shit had me dying from start to finish. Got yourself a new sub!

  • @maamyourtacticsconfuseandf9324

    America: Walmart target
    New Zealand: warehouse packnslave

    • @idrisb3765
      @idrisb3765 Před 5 lety +26

      pssh pack n slave .... accurate it's a fricking nightmare

    • @chloeschofield1408
      @chloeschofield1408 Před 4 lety +10

      im scared to ask what a pack n slave is XD target is the bomb

    • @flaminggasoline4724
      @flaminggasoline4724 Před 4 lety +11

      Its pack n save not pack n slave

    • @sarajewell3287
      @sarajewell3287 Před 4 lety +8

      what about countdown

    • @xCranoLoco
      @xCranoLoco Před 4 lety +9

      @@sarajewell3287 you mean *New World cos Aus owns countdown lmao

  • @advanceddeletechannel5186
    @advanceddeletechannel5186 Před 6 lety +490

    Kiwi Gang where you at😎

  • @Saud-pr6ht
    @Saud-pr6ht Před 4 lety +47

    Cooler than what?
    I'm dead

  • @Estie_the_Bestie
    @Estie_the_Bestie Před 4 lety +19

    As an American I've never found a video comparing us to be so funny and so interesting 😂

  • @BedardJ
    @BedardJ Před 6 lety +94

    I love the military part. “Please no one attack, we sold our Air Force like 20 years ago” “we only have sheep to defend ourselves”

    • @icebergrose8955
      @icebergrose8955 Před 6 lety +2

      That's true. We talk about it down the pub all the time but then the ruggers comes on so ....

    • @Isabel-ux8ye
      @Isabel-ux8ye Před 5 lety +2

      That’s New Zealand for you lmao

    • @stinaellis
      @stinaellis Před 5 lety +2

      I think our Air Force consists entirely of two single planes that live somewhere in Whenuapai? Idk but they come fly over our house sometimes

    • @universalradio6944
      @universalradio6944 Před 3 lety +2

      @@stinaellis And we've got a helicopter, we used to have two but they use one for spares now.

    • @rna8arnold
      @rna8arnold Před 3 lety

      One look at our haka ... and they would say: stuff it let's leave them alone...

  • @Waokele7
    @Waokele7 Před 5 lety +157

    If you can't sleep in NZ count the sheep (literally)

  • @mariekrantz9
    @mariekrantz9 Před 3 lety +14

    Omg, I'm an American and this made me laugh so hard!

  • @mangofactory.mp4
    @mangofactory.mp4 Před 4 lety +4

    The "Howdy partner," at 2:04 was spot on

  • @Pandgean
    @Pandgean Před 5 lety +53

    You sir, are precious. Don’t you ever change.

    • @sophiacromwell8017
      @sophiacromwell8017 Před 3 lety +1

      Pandgean I just stumbled onto this channel (don’t have kids) - but really enjoy watching the quick snippets of Dad-life presented with a fun sense of humor. Wasn’t expecting to learn anything about NZ today, but I guess that’s just what Dads do...

  • @srabukawaqa9060
    @srabukawaqa9060 Před 6 lety +199

    I laughed like a monster when you said that the left side driving is the right (correct) side. You just defended a whole lot British, Aussies,Kiwis from those American's who argue that theirs is the correct side. Peace from left side driving Fiji🇫🇯🇫🇯🇬🇧🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

    • @Isabel-ux8ye
      @Isabel-ux8ye Před 5 lety +4

      I don’t think he intended to defend the Ausies lmao

    • @adm4329
      @adm4329 Před 5 lety +2

      the whole world is driving right side man .wtf r u talkin bout

    • @brieparker7281
      @brieparker7281 Před 5 lety +5

      South Africa drives left

    • @1921goldie
      @1921goldie Před 5 lety +6

      India too

    • @GoodVideos4
      @GoodVideos4 Před 5 lety +3

      It is said that it's easier to do a right turn in left hand traffic, than a left turn in right hand traffic.

  • @Chasing_The_Sun
    @Chasing_The_Sun Před 3 lety +5

    I lived in New Zealand for about 8 months and I have to say I loved it and the gentleman doing this video has made me laugh so many times! Thank you for this video. I hope when I return that I might be lucky enough to run into him.

  • @SireOnesixone
    @SireOnesixone Před 3 lety +48

    Gotta do another US vs New Zealand. By the way not all Americans say howdy. Mostly Texans say howdy.

    • @maxcosta806
      @maxcosta806 Před 3 lety +23

      Another difference between New Zealanders and Americans: New Zealanders get the concept of a joke

    • @kat8295
      @kat8295 Před 3 lety +10

      No they don't. I lived in Texas for 10 years and I never once heard anyone say "Howdy".

    • @curiouscat3384
      @curiouscat3384 Před 3 lety +2

      I say HEY in USA

    • @geokomalo2790
      @geokomalo2790 Před 3 lety

      Well ppl from the USA stereotype everyone tho

    • @curiouscat3384
      @curiouscat3384 Před 3 lety

      @@geokomalo2790 hmmm, seems you're stereotyping Americans yourself......Where are you from?

  • @leenabarnes748
    @leenabarnes748 Před 5 lety +430

    love being a kiwi ..... because everything you said was true

  • @KahhyLee
    @KahhyLee Před 6 lety +281

    Haha, the accent was pretty good. And if it's ever up to me, I'll vote not to attack New Zealand. 👍

  • @MikeyGaming
    @MikeyGaming Před 3 lety +63

    The reason Americans are so loud goes pretty deep, but I will try and make this very simple and short.
    Most Americans don't travel much. It's expensive. Unlike NZ and other countries where you are allowed a month off work, paid for by your government, Americans must save up money and on average, can take a week off, per year.
    What happens is, the typical American is isolated to the States and considers everything outside of it a "novelty", almost like a amusement park. We are also raised with the idea of America representing true "freedom".
    With this mentality, they don't take where they are visiting that serious and feel as if the world revolves around them, for lack of a better term. Not all of us are that way, but most are. Hope this helps!

    • @ngamokai
      @ngamokai Před 3 lety +4

      Government does not pay for our holidays, where do you get that from ?

    • @fishranks5886
      @fishranks5886 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ngamokai I'm pretty sure they're talking about paid leave but most people only get like 1 week a year of paid leave

    • @drivers6939
      @drivers6939 Před 3 lety +2

      Wow i live in america and reading this made me realize that i act that way.

    • @rolandet
      @rolandet Před 3 lety

      So that's the reason for being loud? 😁

    • @thegreatinterpreter8382
      @thegreatinterpreter8382 Před 3 lety +4

      It's not an 'ego' thing; it's a practical thing. The US is so large and diverse, one can travel within her boarders and still experience a wide variety of different cultural-environments-- and they can do so at a fraction of what it would cost to travel overseas. I mean, just consider the differences between New England, the Deep South; the Pacific Northwest, and the Southwest. Americans have all this diversity their own back yard. And they can enjoy it all without the need for huge flight times, passports, language barriers, and cultural shocks. Traveling in-country is the smarter move for anyone whose not filthy rich because vacationing overseas, as wonderful as it is... is NOT a good investment. You can spend like $4,000 in a week and really have nothing to show for it in the end but some pictures on your cellphone. Plus, most people end up doing exactly what they could have done vacationing domestically-- go out to eat, look at some nature, grab a cup of coffee, or go to a club. I think Americans prudently place a higher emphasis on adult things like saving money and growing their net-worth rather than throwing caution to the wind to have a good time now. In essence they make wiser decisions with their money.

  • @borntwice2364
    @borntwice2364 Před 4 lety +56

    ""'I hope no Americans were hurt during the making of this video,,, because we only have sheeps"'""

  • @chasingadeline
    @chasingadeline Před 6 lety +423

    Oh man!!! My wife needs to see this!!! She is from New Zealand!!! This is so funny... especially when it comes to tipping lol

    • @nicolapicola4502
      @nicolapicola4502 Před 6 lety +23

      Tipping seriously does freak us out LOL

    • @evelynjade42
      @evelynjade42 Před 6 lety +10

      Tipping is a perfect example of a country founded on hard conservatism and industry rights over workers rights. There are not labour laws ensuring workers are payed enough to live off and so they require tips to live. Of course, by no means is New Zealand perfect, but at least in regards to paying workers I think we have better legislation.
      So probably the reason tips freak us out is because they are indicative of the people who are barely being paid by their employers.
      That said, I've been to America recently and pretty much everyone seemed to be lovely people and maybe we're all just being scared of a different culture.

    • @torig2726
      @torig2726 Před 6 lety +1

      I'm a kiwi tea what tippy I don't get

    • @WAMTAT
      @WAMTAT Před 6 lety +7

      Tipping sucks

    • @LisaCupcake
      @LisaCupcake Před 6 lety +2

      Tipping is a good thing. Here's an example. A friend of mine waits tables. She brings home (on average) almost $1,000 a week in tips. If some people who want wages raised had their way, she'd get no tips and her pay would be about $380 *before taxes*. That's not very much money. She'd probably need a 2nd job or have to quit hers to try to find one that paid much more (if it were possible for her to get a job that paid that much).

  • @becs4544
    @becs4544 Před 4 lety +48

    You don't just have sheep! We Aussies have got your back!!

  • @embadly
    @embadly Před 4 lety +7

    As an American, this was one of the most entertaining things I've watched, lol. Don't know if it is just my interest in the differences or your delivery. OR if the accent just makes everything more funny & just....better. Hahaha def subscribing just cause of this video here.

    • @owainharris
      @owainharris Před 3 lety

      He does that whole awkward thing on purpose. It works for him.

  • @wdestrempsmecke
    @wdestrempsmecke Před 3 lety +30

    Watching the US “Presidential” debates. Can I come live in New Zealand?

    • @keriford54
      @keriford54 Před 3 lety +2

      That was a debate? And if so what does this adjective "Presidential" mean? Is it like if someone is calling you names and interrupting all the time, do you say stop being so presidential? 😂

    • @dianeodify
      @dianeodify Před 3 lety +7

      I've been wanting to do that since I first saw Jacinda Ardern on television, but my children won't let me emigrate. I swear she's the last sane representative left in the world. Please appreciate her, and don't let your country be wrecked by the worst type of of American corporate influence, as some countries have been.

    • @jimmybarnes5642
      @jimmybarnes5642 Před 3 lety +4

      Yes you can come

    • @ivorybluesky
      @ivorybluesky Před 3 lety +2

      I can't bring my weapons so...should i buy sheep...???? lmao

    • @dianeodify
      @dianeodify Před 3 lety +1

      @@ivorybluesky Bring lots of money to spend.

  • @thatgirlinokc3975
    @thatgirlinokc3975 Před 6 lety +762

    HOWDY from Oklahoma City, that accent🤣 You're so funny! Also your hotdog is a corndog. Tipping is wierd. Water levels and toilet info, 🤓wow neat. The meat pies sound delicious. Warm eggs sounds dangerous. AND... don't attack New Zealand👍 so helpful Thank you for this🤗❤👍

    • @PPursley
      @PPursley Před 6 lety +51

      If we didn’t wash the eggs right after they were laid, we too would not have too refrigerate them. They last longer not washed outside of the fridge than washed in the fridge. Fun fact for ya.

    • @thatgirlinokc3975
      @thatgirlinokc3975 Před 6 lety +2

      Interesting how that works. Anything you can add about trailers? I think the little ones are trailers and the larger ones are travel trailers. Not sure though

    • @PPursley
      @PPursley Před 6 lety +14

      If it trails behind a vehicle it’s a trailer. Just different types of trailers. A car trailer, camp trailer, covered trailer.

    • @thatgirlinokc3975
      @thatgirlinokc3975 Před 6 lety +3

      Preston Pursley 👍 sweet

    • @emilywaugh6746
      @emilywaugh6746 Před 6 lety +1

      Yes it is actually a fact to keep eggs chilled because of the high protein. Bacteria like to multiply is moisture (which is obviously the inside of the egg) so we be pretty reckless leaving eggs outside of refrigerator 😂😂

  • @kpopinyourareaiwantacupoft965

    "We've got sheep, yeah millions of sheep"
    "Please don't hurt us we only have sheep"

  • @amybeard2054
    @amybeard2054 Před 4 lety +4

    I’m American and I love the kiwi words and abbreviations. Chilly Bin is one of my favorites along with breakie. I never did get used to “having a feed”. Always made me think we were going to feed the farm animals ❤️

  • @gaby300470
    @gaby300470 Před 4 lety +20

    The American flag has stars!... Oh wait... Now I'm confused.

  • @S.E.MILLER
    @S.E.MILLER Před 5 lety +216

    You're hilarious love New Zealand. I'm an American don't hold it against me... LoL 😀
    FYI we all don't say howdy here. I personally greet with sup or hey.
    Go All Blacks!!!!

    • @TessMcLeod
      @TessMcLeod Před 5 lety +4

      S.E. Miller what do u call our trailers

    • @PanickinSkywalker
      @PanickinSkywalker Před 5 lety +11

      Tess McLeod we also call them trailers.

    • @fleetofhoof8809
      @fleetofhoof8809 Před 5 lety +2

      Sicc the sheep on him

    • @joephil7632
      @joephil7632 Před 4 lety +4

      You make me embarrassed to be American

    • @joephil7632
      @joephil7632 Před 4 lety +1

      You’re trailer is a trailer here also. The “trailer “ he was showing is also a trailer or a mobile home trailer

  • @corndog0043
    @corndog0043 Před 6 lety +1424

    One more difference is in nz we call it a school in USA it's called a shooting range

  • @bageled_meme9867
    @bageled_meme9867 Před 4 lety +31

    Trailers are Trailers. We call those “trailers” as trailer RV’s.

    • @Aritul
      @Aritul Před 4 lety

      Thanks!

    • @dianeodify
      @dianeodify Před 3 lety

      What does 'RV' stand for? Retro-versa?

    • @trekk22
      @trekk22 Před 3 lety

      @@dianeodify it stands for recreational vehicle

    • @dianeodify
      @dianeodify Před 3 lety

      @@trekk22 ok. thanks.

  • @Rteula
    @Rteula Před 4 lety +2

    Moving to New Zealand from Canada for a working holiday ! This was hilarious and can’t wait to use these irl!

  • @antz045
    @antz045 Před 6 lety +271

    Nice one now we need the Kiwi and Maori Slang 101

    • @davemckenna8591
      @davemckenna8591 Před 6 lety +4

      wat ya tlking bout bro

    • @mathyno
      @mathyno Před 6 lety +2

      Dave McKenna haha

    • @elenikominos7404
      @elenikominos7404 Před 6 lety +2

      "Good as Gold"

    • @r0xdab0x96xo
      @r0xdab0x96xo Před 6 lety +2

      Yeah nah yeah

    • @connorgibson6898
      @connorgibson6898 Před 6 lety +4

      Shouldn't it be: Maori and European, because the Maori and European should be classed as one, if they're born in the mighty new Zealand.

  • @2to5Raccoons
    @2to5Raccoons Před 5 lety +87

    To say "hi" we say "how are you?" but we don't really care and that freaks the rest of the world out. "Howdy" is very niche.
    The first thing you called an American trailer is more often called a camper (or an RV if it drives itself), and the one you called a New Zealand trailer is also a trailer in America (we do in fact haul/tow things like hay, animals, equipment, boats, food, etc)
    We do sometimes have two buttons on our public toilets.

    • @ryleescott5689
      @ryleescott5689 Před 5 lety +5

      Erin Robinson Wait... you have cars that drive themselves???

    • @2to5Raccoons
      @2to5Raccoons Před 5 lety +4

      @@ryleescott5689 Of course we do. Haven't you ever heard of Herbie the Love Bug?

    • @ryleescott5689
      @ryleescott5689 Před 5 lety +3

      Erin Robinson Ummmm... no

    • @plumeria1985
      @plumeria1985 Před 4 lety +4

      @@ryleescott5689 it's this older movie about a sentient car lol
      By drive themselves, they mean the engine and wheels are attached/part of the camper. Think of a bus.

    • @shushia1658
      @shushia1658 Před 4 lety

      @@plumeria1985 oh we might call that a campervan? They're not as common.

  • @elizabethcameron6045
    @elizabethcameron6045 Před 4 lety

    I am from America and I love your understated and wickedly witty humour. Must be a New Zealand thing. We do say "howdy" here in the southern United States. We also say, "hey". Your videos are clever and delightful. Thank you!

  • @novelnygma
    @novelnygma Před 4 lety +12

    I FEEL THE THING ABOUT KIWIS BEING QUIET AND MUMBLING OH MY GOD-

  • @usakiwi5222
    @usakiwi5222 Před 6 lety +17

    Hubby is Kiwi & I'm from the states and we really got a kick out of this - Thanks for the smiles! Gosh I miss mince pies!

  • @arianoble9849
    @arianoble9849 Před 6 lety +70

    im a kiwi to and you for got one in usa they call a kurmara a sweet potato and make pies with it were we make chips out of them.

    • @rebeccarigg3002
      @rebeccarigg3002 Před 5 lety +1

      Chips = crisps 😉

    • @mahranmamun5262
      @mahranmamun5262 Před 5 lety +1

      @@rebeccarigg3002 fries

    • @88Nikoli
      @88Nikoli Před 5 lety +1

      You make chups

    • @omegasage777
      @omegasage777 Před 5 lety +3

      By chips you mean french fries right? If so, us Americans make chips out of sweet potatoes too :) They're great (but I think they're less popular than a regular potato)

    • @chicken_haver2111
      @chicken_haver2111 Před 5 lety

      chips are better than pies

  • @jennielyra3694
    @jennielyra3694 Před 3 lety

    This is a big old "Howdy Partner" from South Texas!
    Love your channel, enjoyed your Ted Talk.

  • @schoolofmediocrity2801
    @schoolofmediocrity2801 Před 4 lety +1

    I don't know why it took a pandemic for me to find your channel. This stuff is gold.

  • @ryconroleplays
    @ryconroleplays Před 6 lety +222

    Accurate! Nailed that accent brother!

  • @infinitebeauty155
    @infinitebeauty155 Před 6 lety +72

    Did anyone notice the picture of the sheep holding a semi automatic weapon? lol too cute😂 God I love this man's channel! So refreshing

    • @infinitebeauty155
      @infinitebeauty155 Před 6 lety +1

      White Supremacy either way, it's a cute funny pic

    • @icebergrose8955
      @icebergrose8955 Před 6 lety +1

      Yeah the sheep over here are armed but they have to share the gun. Bit like our army.

  • @kalyssayoude9706
    @kalyssayoude9706 Před rokem +4

    True story: My Mom and I visited New Zealand a few years ago (we are from Montana) and on our first day there, we went to 2 or 3 different stores in Queenstown looking for a cooler. At every store we had to explain what it was and it seemed like no one knew what we were talking about. Finally at the last store, the clerk was like "oh, you mean a chilly bin" and we just kind of stood there like 🤷‍♀️ So that's been an inside joke between us now back in the States, we'll just go around calling coolers "chilly bins." Thanks for this video, I wish I had seen it before my trip.😂

  • @jackelyndorado8752
    @jackelyndorado8752 Před 3 lety +5

    “Howdy” 😂
    If you’re from Texas I guess?! Loved the video!

  • @PanickinSkywalker
    @PanickinSkywalker Před 5 lety +121

    American clarification on trailers:
    Caravan = mobile home or trailer
    Trailer = trailer
    If you live in a neighborhood of mobile homes you could call it a trailer park, but the individual units are usually referred to as mobile homes and not just “trailer/trailer home”.
    Also these are not to be confused with RV’s/campers.
    This concludes my TedTalk.

    • @usernameiguess1831
      @usernameiguess1831 Před 3 lety +3

      Me over here in Nz
      Wait, What?

    • @Acadian.FrenchFry
      @Acadian.FrenchFry Před 3 lety +3

      Also in America caravan = RV

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes, it's confusing, just leave it at that. lol

    • @otis299
      @otis299 Před rokem

      NZ to US equivalency
      Caravan = Camper, travel trailer, camper trailer, RV (recreational vehicle)
      Trailer = trailer, utility trailer, work trailer, a 5x8 trailer, etc.
      In the US, A trailer could refer to any of the words in both categories above if it is moved by being towed behind a vehicle, including semi-permanent mobile homes.
      In the US, the word caravan would usually mean a group of vehicles traveling together single file.

  • @camillejones5528
    @camillejones5528 Před 5 lety +183

    The American accent had me dying 😂😂😂 and it was pretty accurate

    • @coolkid7151
      @coolkid7151 Před 4 lety +7

      Until he said he was from Boston, it wasn’t very accurate tbh

    • @johnnewson8287
      @johnnewson8287 Před rokem

      @@coolkid7151 yeah nah it wasn't meant to be accurate ....

  • @ttentertainmentsolutions1674

    I’m American but lived in New Zealand for 2 years in my early 20s. This video made me miss New Zealand so much!!!! Amazing place with such a fun culture.

  • @svenkreft9784
    @svenkreft9784 Před rokem +1

    You go say "Howdy pa'dner" 🤠 up in NYC
    and see what happens .. 😂 😂

  • @heathertrambley1077
    @heathertrambley1077 Před 4 lety +41

    he rlly hit us with that “howdy 🤠” lmaooo

  • @manhdungnguyen4272
    @manhdungnguyen4272 Před 5 lety +132

    I subscribed your channel because I'm afraid of the sheep military will attack me with their wool LOL

  • @pk3
    @pk3 Před 3 lety +7

    I love the humor he creates with his awkwardness.

  • @sirexilon
    @sirexilon Před 3 lety

    LOVE the soft cushions thing... and trailer is trailer for both,, kind of confusing. Also Howdy is sonly the south... Awesome funny video but still instructive. great job

  • @turtledev9536
    @turtledev9536 Před 5 lety +847

    Who else in new zealand feels protected by the small clouds running around the farms?
    Edit: Omg usually when I comment I usually get 1 or 2 likes, And I have now got like 150. Thank you so much.

  • @gretchenortner
    @gretchenortner Před 6 lety +49

    Our trailer is the same as your trailer. We tow stuff. We don't call your caravan a trailer, we call it a camper, for camping. 😀

    • @lornaamaru799
      @lornaamaru799 Před 6 lety +1

      gretchen ortner Ummm we call the mobile home thingys/RV... camper vans or campers

    • @Jess_Egg
      @Jess_Egg Před 6 lety +2

      Travel trailer is the US name for the NZ caravan (many call them simply trailer for short); RV is the one that's a mobile home

    • @speechy_keen4878
      @speechy_keen4878 Před 6 lety +1

      gretchen ortner so, out of curiosity... why is it called a trailer park? 🤔

    • @gretchenortner
      @gretchenortner Před 6 lety

      I'm from Wisconsin. I have heard of trailer parks and trailers and stuff. But mainly we call them campers.

    • @icebergrose8955
      @icebergrose8955 Před 6 lety

      So whats an american trailer? Can you not camp in it?

  • @brita.126
    @brita.126 Před 3 lety +1

    Haha I'm from the U.S.A and found this hilarious!
    I'm surprised you didn't mention the nappy vs. Diaper thing. - I had never heard a diaper called a nappy until I watched your videos!
    I camping trailer and a flatbed trailer are how we differentiate trailers 🙂

  • @janelightning73
    @janelightning73 Před 3 lety

    Fascinating comparison....shouting out from Mobile, Alabama!

  • @zicorazer2273
    @zicorazer2273 Před 5 lety +217

    Who else here lives in New Zealand? And btw the Manu one is great

  • @willsmith5671
    @willsmith5671 Před 6 lety +27

    LOL! We just moved to Chirstchurch like a week ago from West Virginia. I wish you had made this video a month ago, it would have cleared a lot of things up for us before we got here. :D

  • @karissmapettigrew868
    @karissmapettigrew868 Před 3 lety +3

    when you said "howdy" i had to pause the video. Im lauhghing so hard im crying

  • @Daymickey
    @Daymickey Před 4 lety +3

    Omg! As an American I love hearing foreigners with much cooler accents imitate our accent. This did not disappoint. 😂 Your imitation was pretty good.
    Also, only Texans say Howdy. That's 1 out of 50 states. The rest of us say normal things. Hi, Hey, Hello, What's up, How's it going, How you doing? Etc

  • @Mschanandlerbong90
    @Mschanandlerbong90 Před 6 lety +115

    This is great! I want to show this to my class. They love learning about different countries and would love this! Is there a way I could bleep the word “dick” though?

    • @Mschanandlerbong90
      @Mschanandlerbong90 Před 6 lety +6

      Hahaha sounds good! 😂😂😂

    • @joshobrien4779
      @joshobrien4779 Před 6 lety +4

      Mute it

    • @UnfortunateFreakNo1
      @UnfortunateFreakNo1 Před 6 lety +9

      Reminds of me of when the teachers tried covering up the naughty bits in videos by putting a piece of paper in front of the projector screen...

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell Před 6 lety +11

      oh Emily - that's so cute - I know you have responsibility as a teacher - and though I don't know the age of your students, I bet they already know that word - and many more far worse ones

    • @theovertaker40
      @theovertaker40 Před 6 lety +1

      You could Download it and edit it, or just time a push of the mute button.

  • @KenStentiford
    @KenStentiford Před 5 lety +82

    This is straight savage to America. Great video, Christchurch here.

  • @b_spell5033
    @b_spell5033 Před 3 lety +5

    Dude everytime he changed the accent I couldn’t not laugh 😂😂

  • @lailarichards4218
    @lailarichards4218 Před rokem

    This takes the cake of his videos so far!!!

  • @monkeygraborange
    @monkeygraborange Před 6 lety +6

    I am officially going to refer to my Cooler and my Playmate as Chilly Bins starting now!

  • @EddyGurge
    @EddyGurge Před 6 lety +151

    We're starting to get the two button toilets here in America. We all press poo. Every time.

    • @christopherlee7318
      @christopherlee7318 Před 6 lety +8

      EddyGurge yea I’ve lived in straya my whole life and never press the pee button :p

    • @jaydensmusicchannel2930
      @jaydensmusicchannel2930 Před 6 lety +3

      christopher lee I never press the poop button

    • @EddyGurge
      @EddyGurge Před 6 lety +5

      You don't flush at all. Admit it!

    • @rebeccamaracle2878
      @rebeccamaracle2878 Před 6 lety +3

      Yep, they're showing up in Canada, too. Poop button no matter what. Next person to use that toilet might be me, and I don't want my splashback to have ANYTHING in it.

    • @r0xdab0x96xo
      @r0xdab0x96xo Před 6 lety +8

      Same here in nz. A lot of us don't even know what the pee button is.

  • @ahmedrahal1073
    @ahmedrahal1073 Před 3 lety

    Mate I just found your channel and you’re really fun to watch, I love it, greetings from Egypt!

  • @Aztecia
    @Aztecia Před 3 lety +1

    As an Aussie looking to teach my Yankee friend about New Zealand accents... this was spot on. Thank you!

  • @kiwicrayonz
    @kiwicrayonz Před 6 lety +57

    My American cousin: “your accent sounds weird”
    Me, a kiwi: “I don’t have an accent”
    My cousin: “yes you do. I’m the one that doesn’t have an accent”
    Me: “sorry pal but in NZ, you have an accent”
    (I think pukekos are evil. She thinks they are cute. This causes many arguments)

    • @vixenunity2812
      @vixenunity2812 Před 6 lety +7

      pukekos are evil

    • @kohen7555
      @kohen7555 Před 6 lety +2

      Too fucking true.

    • @Pixonz
      @Pixonz Před 6 lety +1

      yer pukekos are evil

    • @feebeedoc78
      @feebeedoc78 Před 6 lety +8

      Pukeko are evil, but they're pretty. That's how they fool people who don't know them.

    • @henare.henry.cherrington5990
      @henare.henry.cherrington5990 Před 6 lety +2

      I had one chased me the other day when i was out on the farm in the morning 😂😂

  • @CReardon4
    @CReardon4 Před 5 lety +4

    me living in Australia: a jandal? a flip flop?
    me thinking: thong bruh

  • @grayfox4239
    @grayfox4239 Před rokem

    Howdy! All your videos are great, but this one had me dying. 🤣 Yeah, here in Texas we call RVs either "RV's" or travel trailers. The thing you pull stuff behind you with is a utility trailer". However, other states have different names for things - it's totally regional. We have like a million accents and every area has different words for things. I was born on the east coast and when I'd moved to the west coast it was extreme culture shock. And now I'm in Texas - the only place I've been so far that people say "howdy" and "y'all", though "y'all" is common in some other southern states. Anyway, hope that helps.