"You can't attack us..we got the sheeps"
That's the most frightening military threat ever.
Hay I think you forgot some we have ORCS URUK-HAIS TROLLS AND SAURON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And we have Gandalf edit: we have gumboot throwers don’t come when you touch the land the sheep will punch you back to the water and then will throw gumboots at you
I was about to say that the americans are gonna attack us because he told them we had no millitery but then I saw this
I was born and raised in New Zealand, but have been living in America for ten years. You hit the nail on the head for each point! Love it!!! 🇳🇿🇺🇲
@@creativesparks2164 Seriously. NO one I know greets someone with, "Howdy," unless they are goofing around. Born and raised in Washington State, USA. Maybe they say, "Howdy!" in Texas?
You don't need an Air Force. You have Gandalf and giant eagles and mountain trolls.
Good point, but the trolls are on the other side - they're close relatives of Donald Trump.
"We don't really have a military, we've just got sheep."
America:
- VISIBLE CONFUSION
Yeah their population is like 4.9 Million and the sheep population is like 26 Million 😂
Someone attacks NZ, America be like "you what m8?.. they've got sheep" right.. right?
Sheep: A 4 legged animal resembling a baby cow covered in marshmallows.
I love how he swapped between like three different american accents.
I didn't realize the American toilet's water line were THAT high
Zea lol it’s not. Some places, especially public restrooms, it can be kinda high, or really low. But most are much lower now. The newer toilets are lower. But some toilets do have very high water lines still.
Bailey Paliolonga is it as low as the New Zealand’ one? I’m so concerned if you can get splashes when using it since theres too much water in it
@@savirazaria Not really, though I have seen some that are pretty low. And don't worry... Even with the higher ones, you don't get splashes. Lol. So you have nothing to fear!!!
I visited Dominikana once. And there was tubes with high water line. I was concerned a little. I was worried my dick will dive in the water while i'm sitting on a throne. And they say it is no splash system.
Zea bruh, the less water in it the grosser the experience is for me tbh
“Please no one attack. We’ve got millions of sheep.”
Can’t go wrong with that size of a herd!
@@duncanlewis1420 herd of cattle; flock of sheep and of ducks too I think. Some collective nouns are so funny that you can see tea-towels printed with them.
@@dianeodify Reminds me of this TV ad from a few years ago (also from NZ!): czcams.com/video/-Vm6cXArP3o/video.html&ab_channel=CraigLove
@@duncanlewis1420 it's a herd, lifestyle blockers call it a flock
proper farming term is "go and bring the herd from the Airstrip to the yards"
As a Asian who lived in NZ, NZ is much better peaceful and and people are nicer. I love KIWI. You guys are so nice people. I respect!.
Im from india and i badly want to know how they treat imigrants and especially from india
@@bigarcher2730 it’s not that bad I think. You might be harassed once but only by old, grumpy people. The average person is fine with immigrants
As an American, I love watching people from other places try to do an American accent. Now that I'm learning a second language and have lots of friends in other countries, I've actually started to hear my American accent when I speak sometime, which is always funny.
We dont tip because everything is expensive
Solar Sun for the tenth time mate you live on top of us !! You live inside no one...no one would let you approach him more than billions of kilometers away, let alone living inside him. I know you’re alone, we all appreciate what you do, but you’re too hot for us so please stay away.
“Please no one attack” killed me hahahahaha
Aww, I still remember fondly of my first visit to New Zealand.
ME: "Oh a muffin. *takes a bite* why is there meat in this muffin? "
No one warned me. But I have no regrets. Your meat pies are the best thing I've ever had.
*slowly disses America* 😂😂
@ but rugby is smarter because we are doing proper tackles, not just running into each other
@ yep i want to see rugby go head to solar plexus then they will understand what the gear is for.
As an american, I found this hilarious. Well done on the accent, it was great lol
Hahaha! Pretty spot on. Yeah, I'm an American. Honestly, the way things are going here lately, I'd rather be a New Zealand sheep farmer. "Howdy" from Macon, Georgia and really enjoy your videos.
Greetings from the South Island of NZ, nice and peaceful here and no Covid, we wish you well.
Do they really call it a "chilli bin" because I LOVE THAT!
Lol yes we do call it a chilly bin because it keeps things chilly lol, also same with jandals, they were originally called Japanese sandals so we shortened it to jandals lol
@@jyhwadek5807 In case you ever need to know it, they derive from the wet-weather footwear called geta. In the rainy season, these high-rise sandals, worn with special socks, helped keep the latter clear of the muddy paths and streets.
As an American I can confirm all of these statements to be 100% true. Also what we use to haul stuff on is also called a 'Trailer' like the New Zealand term.
How to DAD what is the new Zealand doughnut you showed. I'm drunk and it looks really good. Also do you know if the custom is doughnuts cooked In lard or vegetable oil? Btw you made me laugh after just watching Gabriel Iglesias; that's says something.
It's just known as a cream donut (or doughnut). It has no other name......
Devin - lard? nah - no way - veggie oil. the main difference is that they're really soft - and filled with cream and jam. (we get dunkin donut here - so have the best of both worlds...)
He's so awkward I LOVE IT 😂
You understand the 'shy and awkward' thing here is a tongue-in-cheek don't you? Americans aren't very good at that sort of humour, but it's part of New Zealand's English heritage, and also in Australia. Here he's deliberately overdoing an 'aww shucks' sort of guy... a little bit like the character that Jimmy (James) Stewart used to adopt during the 1930s-1950s.
@@lagdameos16 Is that English?
PS: I didn't mean any offense, just curious.
I feel like New Zealanders are either REALLY nice, REALLY awkward or REALLY scary.
@@choccymilkfrankp18732:19 Yeah nah, he's playing awkward, Some Kiwi's execute dry comedy effortlessly. He's a legend. Self-deprecating humour is pretty common here, as a lot of us don't like to be seen as arrogant or cocky. He ramps up the awkward, dry humour because that's why people keep watching him; (think - Flight of The Conchords). He's the kind of guy that you'd feel privileged having a beer or a barbeque with 👍 He and his family seem like genuine fun people in my opinion. We need more genuine these days right. Don't take things too seriously my friend; exposure to different cultures is illuminating. Have an awesome day.
A PEE & POOP button. I NEED THIS!
no you need free healthcare and a week where no school shooting happens
It's pretty cool. In the UK we also have levers but here in NZ, indeed its a pee and poop button.
Definitely some more education on guns like the Swiss. Also, depending on what you do you can get free healthcare.
"You guys talk really really loudly" i started laughing cause sometimes that can be true
@@baileypaliolonga5620 Yep, Canadians, Americans and the Chinese all seem to speak as though the volume was dialed up to 10. It is very strange and very noticeable whenever you encounter them outside their native countries.
I've been told all my life to use my indoor voice, cause I am so loud (at least when I am with my family). Lol we are pretty loud.
@@glenbe4026 I haven't found that with the Chinese in daily life, only in crowds. Also I've known some fairly quietly-spoken Canadians. Americans seem to think not only that their every passing thought is worth saying but that everyone within range should stop their own conversations and listen. Makes them very unpopular.
Great video. I'm an American who would love to go to New Zealand with my family. You guys seem to have a really good thing going for you. And I love that you all seem like such fun people with good senses of humor. Thank you for the video.
@@monkeydui7241 yep. Arguably South Island more tourist spots though. Middle (eg Taupo/Rotorua) and top of north island (eg Bay of islands) good tourist spots too, mostly South Island though. I’m from Auckland, great city, just if you’re visiting better sights if you go south. Anyone not Auckland generally dislikes Auckland, which is fine for us Aucklanders… and probably why they don’t live in Auckland. Lol. Suits us.
@@monkeydui7241 nope lots of shootings at the moment traffic congestion is a sight to behold
You're a good bloke mate.. no ego just being a true NZ❤️ from🇦🇺
Anzacs forever
Both of those are trailers. Americans love to use the same term for a multitude of things. We just like the potential confusion I guess haha. Also, I think "chilly bin" is a WAY better name for a cooler.
We do the same thing. A corn dog is a hotdog as well as a hotdog and fries are chips as well as chips.
Oh We Bring The Confusion When It Comes To "Chips" French Fries And Potato Crisps Are Hot Chips And Chips. Generally Just Chips.
'In America I think they just say HOWDY' 😂😂😂 greatest thing ever omg ..
(Edit: holy cannolis thank u for all the likes! I didn't think I would get this many!😭💖btw I too am an American to all u guys in the comments😂😂)
I mean, while it isn't entirely true, that is one of the things we say in some areas.
As an American, that was definitely one of tbe funniest things I've ever heard.
You are not just "HOW-TO-DAD", you're even "HOW-TO-STAND-UP-COMEDY" and be savage all time!!!
As a US citizen I can confidently say this was the funniest comparison between the US and any English Speaking country , this shit had me dying from start to finish. Got yourself a new sub!
America: Walmart target
New Zealand: warehouse packnslave
As an American I've never found a video comparing us to be so funny and so interesting 😂
I love the military part. “Please no one attack, we sold our Air Force like 20 years ago” “we only have sheep to defend ourselves”
That's true. We talk about it down the pub all the time but then the ruggers comes on so ....
I think our Air Force consists entirely of two single planes that live somewhere in Whenuapai? Idk but they come fly over our house sometimes
@@stinaellis And we've got a helicopter, we used to have two but they use one for spares now.
One look at our haka ... and they would say: stuff it let's leave them alone...
Omg, I'm an American and this made me laugh so hard!
The "Howdy partner," at 2:04 was spot on
You sir, are precious. Don’t you ever change.
Pandgean I just stumbled onto this channel (don’t have kids) - but really enjoy watching the quick snippets of Dad-life presented with a fun sense of humor. Wasn’t expecting to learn anything about NZ today, but I guess that’s just what Dads do...
I laughed like a monster when you said that the left side driving is the right (correct) side. You just defended a whole lot British, Aussies,Kiwis from those American's who argue that theirs is the correct side. Peace from left side driving Fiji🇫🇯🇫🇯🇬🇧🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿
It is said that it's easier to do a right turn in left hand traffic, than a left turn in right hand traffic.
I lived in New Zealand for about 8 months and I have to say I loved it and the gentleman doing this video has made me laugh so many times! Thank you for this video. I hope when I return that I might be lucky enough to run into him.
Gotta do another US vs New Zealand. By the way not all Americans say howdy. Mostly Texans say howdy.
Another difference between New Zealanders and Americans: New Zealanders get the concept of a joke
No they don't. I lived in Texas for 10 years and I never once heard anyone say "Howdy".
@@geokomalo2790 hmmm, seems you're stereotyping Americans yourself......Where are you from?
Haha, the accent was pretty good. And if it's ever up to me, I'll vote not to attack New Zealand. 👍
The reason Americans are so loud goes pretty deep, but I will try and make this very simple and short.
Most Americans don't travel much. It's expensive. Unlike NZ and other countries where you are allowed a month off work, paid for by your government, Americans must save up money and on average, can take a week off, per year.
What happens is, the typical American is isolated to the States and considers everything outside of it a "novelty", almost like a amusement park. We are also raised with the idea of America representing true "freedom".
With this mentality, they don't take where they are visiting that serious and feel as if the world revolves around them, for lack of a better term. Not all of us are that way, but most are. Hope this helps!
@@ngamokai I'm pretty sure they're talking about paid leave but most people only get like 1 week a year of paid leave
Wow i live in america and reading this made me realize that i act that way.
It's not an 'ego' thing; it's a practical thing. The US is so large and diverse, one can travel within her boarders and still experience a wide variety of different cultural-environments-- and they can do so at a fraction of what it would cost to travel overseas. I mean, just consider the differences between New England, the Deep South; the Pacific Northwest, and the Southwest. Americans have all this diversity their own back yard. And they can enjoy it all without the need for huge flight times, passports, language barriers, and cultural shocks. Traveling in-country is the smarter move for anyone whose not filthy rich because vacationing overseas, as wonderful as it is... is NOT a good investment. You can spend like $4,000 in a week and really have nothing to show for it in the end but some pictures on your cellphone. Plus, most people end up doing exactly what they could have done vacationing domestically-- go out to eat, look at some nature, grab a cup of coffee, or go to a club. I think Americans prudently place a higher emphasis on adult things like saving money and growing their net-worth rather than throwing caution to the wind to have a good time now. In essence they make wiser decisions with their money.
""'I hope no Americans were hurt during the making of this video,,, because we only have sheeps"'""
Oh man!!! My wife needs to see this!!! She is from New Zealand!!! This is so funny... especially when it comes to tipping lol
Tipping is a perfect example of a country founded on hard conservatism and industry rights over workers rights. There are not labour laws ensuring workers are payed enough to live off and so they require tips to live. Of course, by no means is New Zealand perfect, but at least in regards to paying workers I think we have better legislation.
So probably the reason tips freak us out is because they are indicative of the people who are barely being paid by their employers.
That said, I've been to America recently and pretty much everyone seemed to be lovely people and maybe we're all just being scared of a different culture.
Tipping is a good thing. Here's an example. A friend of mine waits tables. She brings home (on average) almost $1,000 a week in tips. If some people who want wages raised had their way, she'd get no tips and her pay would be about $380 *before taxes*. That's not very much money. She'd probably need a 2nd job or have to quit hers to try to find one that paid much more (if it were possible for her to get a job that paid that much).
As an American, this was one of the most entertaining things I've watched, lol. Don't know if it is just my interest in the differences or your delivery. OR if the accent just makes everything more funny & just....better. Hahaha def subscribing just cause of this video here.
Watching the US “Presidential” debates. Can I come live in New Zealand?
That was a debate? And if so what does this adjective "Presidential" mean? Is it like if someone is calling you names and interrupting all the time, do you say stop being so presidential? 😂
I've been wanting to do that since I first saw Jacinda Ardern on television, but my children won't let me emigrate. I swear she's the last sane representative left in the world. Please appreciate her, and don't let your country be wrecked by the worst type of of American corporate influence, as some countries have been.
HOWDY from Oklahoma City, that accent🤣 You're so funny! Also your hotdog is a corndog. Tipping is wierd. Water levels and toilet info, 🤓wow neat. The meat pies sound delicious. Warm eggs sounds dangerous. AND... don't attack New Zealand👍 so helpful Thank you for this🤗❤👍
If we didn’t wash the eggs right after they were laid, we too would not have too refrigerate them. They last longer not washed outside of the fridge than washed in the fridge. Fun fact for ya.
Interesting how that works. Anything you can add about trailers? I think the little ones are trailers and the larger ones are travel trailers. Not sure though
If it trails behind a vehicle it’s a trailer. Just different types of trailers. A car trailer, camp trailer, covered trailer.
Yes it is actually a fact to keep eggs chilled because of the high protein. Bacteria like to multiply is moisture (which is obviously the inside of the egg) so we be pretty reckless leaving eggs outside of refrigerator 😂😂
"We've got sheep, yeah millions of sheep"
"Please don't hurt us we only have sheep"
I’m American and I love the kiwi words and abbreviations. Chilly Bin is one of my favorites along with breakie. I never did get used to “having a feed”. Always made me think we were going to feed the farm animals ❤️
The American flag has stars!... Oh wait... Now I'm confused.
You're hilarious love New Zealand. I'm an American don't hold it against me... LoL 😀
FYI we all don't say howdy here. I personally greet with sup or hey.
Go All Blacks!!!!
You’re trailer is a trailer here also. The “trailer “ he was showing is also a trailer or a mobile home trailer
One more difference is in nz we call it a school in USA it's called a shooting range
Moving to New Zealand from Canada for a working holiday ! This was hilarious and can’t wait to use these irl!
Nice one now we need the Kiwi and Maori Slang 101
Shouldn't it be: Maori and European, because the Maori and European should be classed as one, if they're born in the mighty new Zealand.
To say "hi" we say "how are you?" but we don't really care and that freaks the rest of the world out. "Howdy" is very niche.
The first thing you called an American trailer is more often called a camper (or an RV if it drives itself), and the one you called a New Zealand trailer is also a trailer in America (we do in fact haul/tow things like hay, animals, equipment, boats, food, etc)
We do sometimes have two buttons on our public toilets.
@@ryleescott5689 Of course we do. Haven't you ever heard of Herbie the Love Bug?
@@ryleescott5689 it's this older movie about a sentient car lol
By drive themselves, they mean the engine and wheels are attached/part of the camper. Think of a bus.
I am from America and I love your understated and wickedly witty humour. Must be a New Zealand thing. We do say "howdy" here in the southern United States. We also say, "hey". Your videos are clever and delightful. Thank you!
I FEEL THE THING ABOUT KIWIS BEING QUIET AND MUMBLING OH MY GOD-
Hubby is Kiwi & I'm from the states and we really got a kick out of this - Thanks for the smiles! Gosh I miss mince pies!
im a kiwi to and you for got one in usa they call a kurmara a sweet potato and make pies with it were we make chips out of them.
By chips you mean french fries right? If so, us Americans make chips out of sweet potatoes too :) They're great (but I think they're less popular than a regular potato)
This is a big old "Howdy Partner" from South Texas!
Love your channel, enjoyed your Ted Talk.
I don't know why it took a pandemic for me to find your channel. This stuff is gold.
Did anyone notice the picture of the sheep holding a semi automatic weapon? lol too cute😂 God I love this man's channel! So refreshing
Yeah the sheep over here are armed but they have to share the gun. Bit like our army.
True story: My Mom and I visited New Zealand a few years ago (we are from Montana) and on our first day there, we went to 2 or 3 different stores in Queenstown looking for a cooler. At every store we had to explain what it was and it seemed like no one knew what we were talking about. Finally at the last store, the clerk was like "oh, you mean a chilly bin" and we just kind of stood there like 🤷♀️ So that's been an inside joke between us now back in the States, we'll just go around calling coolers "chilly bins." Thanks for this video, I wish I had seen it before my trip.😂
American clarification on trailers:
Caravan = mobile home or trailer
Trailer = trailer
If you live in a neighborhood of mobile homes you could call it a trailer park, but the individual units are usually referred to as mobile homes and not just “trailer/trailer home”.
Also these are not to be confused with RV’s/campers.
This concludes my TedTalk.
NZ to US equivalency
Caravan = Camper, travel trailer, camper trailer, RV (recreational vehicle)
Trailer = trailer, utility trailer, work trailer, a 5x8 trailer, etc.
In the US, A trailer could refer to any of the words in both categories above if it is moved by being towed behind a vehicle, including semi-permanent mobile homes.
In the US, the word caravan would usually mean a group of vehicles traveling together single file.
I’m American but lived in New Zealand for 2 years in my early 20s. This video made me miss New Zealand so much!!!! Amazing place with such a fun culture.
You go say "Howdy pa'dner" 🤠 up in NYC
and see what happens .. 😂 😂
he rlly hit us with that “howdy 🤠” lmaooo
I subscribed your channel because I'm afraid of the sheep military will attack me with their wool LOL
I love the humor he creates with his awkwardness.
LOVE the soft cushions thing... and trailer is trailer for both,, kind of confusing. Also Howdy is sonly the south... Awesome funny video but still instructive. great job
Who else in new zealand feels protected by the small clouds running around the farms?
Edit: Omg usually when I comment I usually get 1 or 2 likes, And I have now got like 150. Thank you so much.
Our trailer is the same as your trailer. We tow stuff. We don't call your caravan a trailer, we call it a camper, for camping. 😀
gretchen ortner Ummm we call the mobile home thingys/RV... camper vans or campers
Travel trailer is the US name for the NZ caravan (many call them simply trailer for short); RV is the one that's a mobile home
gretchen ortner so, out of curiosity... why is it called a trailer park? 🤔
I'm from Wisconsin. I have heard of trailer parks and trailers and stuff. But mainly we call them campers.
Haha I'm from the U.S.A and found this hilarious!
I'm surprised you didn't mention the nappy vs. Diaper thing. - I had never heard a diaper called a nappy until I watched your videos!
I camping trailer and a flatbed trailer are how we differentiate trailers 🙂
Fascinating comparison....shouting out from Mobile, Alabama!
LOL! We just moved to Chirstchurch like a week ago from West Virginia. I wish you had made this video a month ago, it would have cleared a lot of things up for us before we got here. :D
when you said "howdy" i had to pause the video. Im lauhghing so hard im crying
Omg! As an American I love hearing foreigners with much cooler accents imitate our accent. This did not disappoint. 😂 Your imitation was pretty good.
Also, only Texans say Howdy. That's 1 out of 50 states. The rest of us say normal things. Hi, Hey, Hello, What's up, How's it going, How you doing? Etc
This is great! I want to show this to my class. They love learning about different countries and would love this! Is there a way I could bleep the word “dick” though?
Reminds of me of when the teachers tried covering up the naughty bits in videos by putting a piece of paper in front of the projector screen...
oh Emily - that's so cute - I know you have responsibility as a teacher - and though I don't know the age of your students, I bet they already know that word - and many more far worse ones
You could Download it and edit it, or just time a push of the mute button.
Dude everytime he changed the accent I couldn’t not laugh 😂😂
This takes the cake of his videos so far!!!
I am officially going to refer to my Cooler and my Playmate as Chilly Bins starting now!
We're starting to get the two button toilets here in America. We all press poo. Every time.
EddyGurge yea I’ve lived in straya my whole life and never press the pee button :p
Yep, they're showing up in Canada, too. Poop button no matter what. Next person to use that toilet might be me, and I don't want my splashback to have ANYTHING in it.
Mate I just found your channel and you’re really fun to watch, I love it, greetings from Egypt!
As an Aussie looking to teach my Yankee friend about New Zealand accents... this was spot on. Thank you!
My American cousin: “your accent sounds weird”
Me, a kiwi: “I don’t have an accent”
My cousin: “yes you do. I’m the one that doesn’t have an accent”
Me: “sorry pal but in NZ, you have an accent”
(I think pukekos are evil. She thinks they are cute. This causes many arguments)
Pukeko are evil, but they're pretty. That's how they fool people who don't know them.
I had one chased me the other day when i was out on the farm in the morning 😂😂
me living in Australia: a jandal? a flip flop?
me thinking: thong bruh
Howdy! All your videos are great, but this one had me dying. 🤣 Yeah, here in Texas we call RVs either "RV's" or travel trailers. The thing you pull stuff behind you with is a utility trailer". However, other states have different names for things - it's totally regional. We have like a million accents and every area has different words for things. I was born on the east coast and when I'd moved to the west coast it was extreme culture shock. And now I'm in Texas - the only place I've been so far that people say "howdy" and "y'all", though "y'all" is common in some other southern states. Anyway, hope that helps.
“Cooler.”
“Cooler than what?” 😆😂🤣
freeza
Esky
Coolers cool just like bartenDERS bartend!
Than chillbins
Cooler than if you didn’t put it in there