Jimmy Kimmel Pranks George Santos on Cameo, Trump Wants “Loyalists” Only & the Chanucorn Returns!

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  • čas přidán 6. 12. 2023
  • President Biden will be in Los Angeles tomorrow for fundraisers, last night was the not-so-highly anticipated Republican debate and Vivek Ramaswamy rattled off a litany of ridiculous conspiracy theories, Ron DeSantis somehow turned into the kid who never gets invited to a birthday party, Donald Trump was back in court today and brought Eric along with him, Jimmy sent George Santos a number of ridiculous Cameo requests to find out just how far he will go, and the Chanucorn stops by to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah!
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  • @maryfinelli9390
    @maryfinelli9390 Před 4 měsíci +72

    Now Santos is suing. That guy just won't quit losing.

    • @jarberwoks8399
      @jarberwoks8399 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Jimmy used fake names to get the videos to smear santos. Of course he would sue. You wouldn't?

    • @daveg2098
      @daveg2098 Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@jarberwoks8399Santos does a good enough job smearing his own self.

    • @maryfinelli9390
      @maryfinelli9390 Před 4 měsíci

      @@jarberwoks8399How do you know? Someone else probably placed the order for them.

    • @rcampbell4967
      @rcampbell4967 Před 4 měsíci +1

      And on this one, he will win.

    • @networkjunction
      @networkjunction Před 4 měsíci +5

      Streisand effect in action. I wouldn't know about it if he didn't sue.

  • @larry92663
    @larry92663 Před 4 měsíci +23

    I was brought here by George suing Jimmy over the bit lol. Great advertising George

  • @tamakazura1
    @tamakazura1 Před 6 měsíci +70

    The Santos prank is an Advent Calendar of hilarity - good job!

    • @jarberwoks8399
      @jarberwoks8399 Před 4 měsíci +1

      The prank has now become a lawsuit against kimmel and the company he works for because Jimmy used at least 14 false names to get the videos from him used to smear Santos. Great work right?

  • @americocervantes6626
    @americocervantes6626 Před 6 měsíci +19

    How the hell did he fall for the Schnauzer one 😂😂 There's no way.

  • @justmyopinion9959
    @justmyopinion9959 Před 6 měsíci +1925

    Too bad for Santos, all he needed was about 70 more criminal charges and he could be a Republican candidate for President

  • @MerryWidow420
    @MerryWidow420 Před 6 měsíci +501

    We have to admit, Santos has found his niche - and he's doing it very well. Much better than Giuliani.

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue Před 6 měsíci +22

      Oh good the Giuliani ones were so incredibly cringe! Compared to him, George is a Rockstar!

    • @caspianblue4141
      @caspianblue4141 Před 6 měsíci +8

      🤣

    • @sailorstu
      @sailorstu Před 6 měsíci +7

      I just wish George would invest in a better camera.
      That one makes him look creepy.

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 Před 6 měsíci +29

      That's not an effect of the camera

    • @PastThePoint
      @PastThePoint Před 6 měsíci +2

      Can't make Cameo videos from prison, so he should enjoy it while he can. 😁

  • @oldbloke135
    @oldbloke135 Před 6 měsíci +4

    I just read Wikipedia's page on George Santos. It was a very amusing half hour. I can recommend it.

  • @profoundsinger
    @profoundsinger Před 6 měsíci +9

    Holy crap…the Santos bit is genius!!

  • @Nethanieal
    @Nethanieal Před 6 měsíci +215

    Never seen someone get trolled so hard, this is going to be good because nobody deserves it more than he does . Rock on Jimmy !!!

    • @agt1234567890
      @agt1234567890 Před 6 měsíci +9

      Does* not dose

    • @agt1234567890
      @agt1234567890 Před 6 měsíci +1

      George santos is an icon

    • @snicksabea
      @snicksabea Před 6 měsíci +3

      I’m here for the Santos talk show. Gossip goooorl, I’m here for it.

    • @kristykanen9315
      @kristykanen9315 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@agt1234567890He's just a CON, not an icon.

    • @competitivewrestling4217
      @competitivewrestling4217 Před 6 měsíci +4

      The Kimmel show knew Santos was a slave to the dollar. He has a strange conception of pride and dignity. Maybe borderline personality disorder.

  • @michelehemlokhexwhite4310
    @michelehemlokhexwhite4310 Před 6 měsíci +67

    I love the 'previously on...' starting segment. Opossum in a Christmas tree lol

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Před 6 měsíci +4

      I guess it kept sneezing and she knew it wasn't her other animals making the noise, so she found out a possum was in her tree due to allergies to plastic trees?

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Před 6 měsíci

      He was giving scary karen the evil eye😢

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Před 6 měsíci +10

      The possum was eventually removed without anyone/thing being harmed

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@poorthing Good luck getting anyone to help you with that situation where I live. I spent the day trying to get a rescue or animal control to pick up a stray puppy that showed up on my door. Yeah right, Max is now sleeping on the loveseat, I covered it with a blanket he stinks, sleeping like he owns the place. Not sure what's going to happen when I try to go to bed. He's determined that my bed is his place as well when I'm in that room. Max! Fetch me my sedative!

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Před 6 měsíci +4

      The poor little thing looked scared. How did he get into the house? Hope she figures it out before he tells his friends.

  • @ratatatuff
    @ratatatuff Před 6 měsíci +34

    George Santos is the gift that keeps on giving 😂

  • @jeffrobinson5496
    @jeffrobinson5496 Před 6 měsíci +29

    To think I was once proud to be American. How was it possible for things to hit such a low as evidenced by that debate?

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 Před 6 měsíci +2

      There are still so many great things. Like Trump has 19 indictments against him and we have Biden as president.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Yes, indeed!

    • @janetownley
      @janetownley Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@triciac1019 4 indictments, *91* felony counts

  • @jqsmooth77
    @jqsmooth77 Před 6 měsíci +126

    Has Santos ever said anything truthful, EVER? Screw him! Hope the charges are filed and he is put away in a cold jail cell.

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 Před 6 měsíci +5

      He's going to do federal time.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 Před 6 měsíci +2

      If he goes to jail, tax players support him, if he does these Cameo things, we get to enjoy his ... Gee, I don't know what it is. It doesn't seem to be humiliation, so I just don't know.

    • @janmorton6729
      @janmorton6729 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Santos is out. How about Biden, the tax cheat next,!

    • @jqsmooth77
      @jqsmooth77 Před 6 měsíci

      @@janmorton6729 do it. What the hell are they waiting for?

    • @BenjiOrthopedic
      @BenjiOrthopedic Před 6 měsíci

      @@janmorton6729 How about Trump next, who REALLY never paid taxes - to the point where it was even mentioned in sitcoms as a line that got a laugh from the studio audience! But yeah, keep going with your whataboutisms. Whatabouwhataboutwhataboutwhatabout.... or in your case Howabouthowabout.

  • @hifi-photo-Brian
    @hifi-photo-Brian Před 6 měsíci +4

    OMG I'M crying WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The SANTOS READINGS ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jakeryan9469
    @jakeryan9469 Před 6 měsíci +15

    The George Santos cameo clips are greatness! 😂

  • @mattr0103
    @mattr0103 Před 6 měsíci +1671

    Say what you want about Chris Christie, but watching him rip into Vivek just makes me so happy and is so entertaining

    • @RealGilbertGan
      @RealGilbertGan Před 6 měsíci +97

      And it's satisfying to watch him neuter the MAGA King's Mouthpiece.

    • @scanmead
      @scanmead Před 6 měsíci +135

      Vivek needs to learn one rule: Don't trade barbs with someone from New Jersey. You ain't gonna win.

    • @Anabee3
      @Anabee3 Před 6 měsíci +44

      What I want to say about Chris Christie is he's a republican I appreciate very very much!

    • @TainfoBosi
      @TainfoBosi Před 6 měsíci +16

      Me too 😮

    • @user-id2cs7qv7b
      @user-id2cs7qv7b Před 6 měsíci +6

      Suave.👎
      Santo.👎

  • @pdxpete48
    @pdxpete48 Před 6 měsíci +170

    I must say I really missed the show during the strike, I'm so glad Jimmy and his crew are back, we need the comedy amidst all the tragedies and despairs of complete chaos.

    • @hudson2861
      @hudson2861 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Yeh the Santos bit and the unicorn bit were real top shelf comedy. Makes one hope for another strike so we can miss it all again. The whole show is just not funny at all not to mention giving santos thousands of dollars for total bs bits. This is what passes for comedy? Yep at too-old-to-be-a-frat boy comedy hour.

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Facts truth and God yes, same here
      💫💯💫💯💫💯💫💯💫💯💫💯❤💫

  • @christopherrobinson3290
    @christopherrobinson3290 Před 6 měsíci +9

    Bout to absolutely *lose it* at the DeSantis comparison with the lizard omg 😂😂😂

  • @GamerplayerWT
    @GamerplayerWT Před 6 měsíci +13

    “Sad Orville Reddenbocker.” I lost it! Hahahahaha!

  • @tt-ki2dw
    @tt-ki2dw Před 6 měsíci +294

    I watched the debate. It was paranoid and hilarious. Vote people please. You don't want these people in charge of anything.

    • @aeporter
      @aeporter Před 6 měsíci +10

      Would not want them to be charge of my dead hamster… I miss the little wheel turner

    • @attornurse1
      @attornurse1 Před 6 měsíci

      I am scared that Trump and his followers in the Republican Party are no longer leaders of anything but CRAZY misfits with zero courage .

    • @VoidHalo
      @VoidHalo Před 6 měsíci +6

      Voting doesn't matter. Trump lost the popular vote in 2016. Clinton got more votes from American citizens. But, because that makes no difference and it's whomever gets the most votes from the electoral college, not American citizens that determines who's president, Trump was voted in. This has happened a few times. Makes you wonder what good the popular vote is. I'm just Canadian, so I don't understand it entirely, but oddly enough I understand it better than our process.

    • @t.dmytryshyn2615
      @t.dmytryshyn2615 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Our process is so much easier. A parliamentary system had been around hundreds of years before the Americans decided to throw out everything and start over again. And what a mess they made of their electoral system.

    • @cleopatrabonz
      @cleopatrabonz Před 6 měsíci +1

      I know 😂😅..

  • @miltoncallan1471
    @miltoncallan1471 Před 6 měsíci +402

    Come on Jimmy, surely you can prank Santos without giving him money.

    • @thebird010
      @thebird010 Před 6 měsíci +58

      Gah it’s funny but when George Santos gets money it hurts my soul so much

    • @kristenduarte4661
      @kristenduarte4661 Před 6 měsíci +27

      This was worth every penny.

    • @leonardothefabulous3490
      @leonardothefabulous3490 Před 6 měsíci +5

      My thoughts too.

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 Před 6 měsíci

      Inmate P01135809 and his former girlfriend Rhonda Santis stumbled into a bar...............
      ...............and lowered it.

    • @cogitorium1089
      @cogitorium1089 Před 6 měsíci +17

      In a way, giving Santos legal money for all his botox and OnlyFans needs may prevent a scam or two

  • @lavendermagic84
    @lavendermagic84 Před 6 měsíci +34

    Getting George Santos to say or do whatever on Cameo may be my new favourite prank 😆😆😆

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Před 6 měsíci +2

      yeah, cause paying him $200 a pop is a "prank" 🙄

    • @lavendermagic84
      @lavendermagic84 Před 6 měsíci +8

      @@EmpyreanLightASMR It's not like Jimmy will forever be paying him for cameos. These videos will be around longer than the small amount he's earned from them 😆

  • @shogged
    @shogged Před 4 měsíci +7

    Never would have seen the will George say it segment if he didn’t file his lawsuit lmao too funny

  • @ilmstreams
    @ilmstreams Před 6 měsíci +263

    LMAO. I couldn't stop laughing when they showed how often DeSantis does the tongue-swipe-across-his-lips thing. The sound effect they added is hilarious XD

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 6 měsíci +24

      The Lincoln Project have some crazy clips showing this + they put out a great one yesterday called "So Long Ron!"

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp Před 6 měsíci

      His whole posture is reptilian.

    • @jimmyguitar2933
      @jimmyguitar2933 Před 6 měsíci

      Tell-tale dry throat. Cocaine causes that.

    • @Shin-Blade
      @Shin-Blade Před 6 měsíci +9

      Two words: Lip balm... 🤣

    • @dianebannister4591
      @dianebannister4591 Před 6 měsíci +12

      That tongue swipe was so funny! I laughed so hard.

  • @elahm76
    @elahm76 Před 6 měsíci +34

    i will never be able to watch Di Santos again without laughing 'til I cry

    • @clivebixby3566
      @clivebixby3566 Před 6 měsíci

      Ohhh Ron John Silversantis will not be amused about this. Jimmy Kimmel will be the next on his "Archival" list

  • @aeon8954
    @aeon8954 Před 6 měsíci +21

    I agree that the cameo George Santos bet is funny but it is a little upsetting that people keep giving this crooked person money for even a bit.

  • @RisenThe
    @RisenThe Před 4 měsíci +6

    7:25 Why we're all here lol

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před 6 měsíci +233

    Vivek is that kid at school that at first you think is cool then he opens his mouth and you're like....i'm gonna eat my lunch over here.

    • @ely4935
      @ely4935 Před 6 měsíci +14

      Vifake Ramaswampy

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th Před 6 měsíci +5

      ??????? lmfao you though he was cool wtaf

    • @Mikathedog100
      @Mikathedog100 Před 6 měsíci +22

      He's the kid who you feel is being bullied because the other kids leave him out. Then when you attempt to make friends with him, you realise they had a very good reason for ignoring him.

    • @kallen868
      @kallen868 Před 6 měsíci

      🎯 Spot on!

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 Před 6 měsíci

      I remember that kid!

  • @smplyred191
    @smplyred191 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Just here to see Will Santos Say It..and I was not disappointed!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Avazhi
    @Avazhi Před 4 měsíci +9

    Streisand effect in full swing now lmao

  • @javieraguirre9088
    @javieraguirre9088 Před 6 měsíci +156

    I have the worst second hand embarrassment from watching George Santos

  • @kristenduarte4661
    @kristenduarte4661 Před 6 měsíci +39

    This Santos trolling is pure gold.

  • @ask_dr_tom
    @ask_dr_tom Před 6 měsíci +5

    I watch this in the morning while I'm getting my kids ready, whenever he mentions elf on the shelf I need to scramble to shut it off😂

  • @randaray24
    @randaray24 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Haha the Santos messages were surprisingly endearing. Huh. A much better use of his time! 😂😂😂

  • @dustinsanchezmusic5851
    @dustinsanchezmusic5851 Před 6 měsíci +87

    He should get George to say how crooked he is and how he and Trump are going to jail!

  • @ashleytaveras9035
    @ashleytaveras9035 Před 6 měsíci +351

    Way to go Jimmy Kimmel for pulling the best prank on George Santos! 😂

    • @JayTheNegotiator
      @JayTheNegotiator Před 6 měsíci +30

      Prank on him? Santos just wants money and fame...he lied his way to congress....there is no prank here. Just funding this man more and letting him live a life free from any hard work

    • @AwesomeFish12
      @AwesomeFish12 Před 6 měsíci +33

      It looked like Santos enjoyed it. He got payed and got to laugh at the silly messages.

    • @JayTheNegotiator
      @JayTheNegotiator Před 6 měsíci +9

      @@AwesomeFish12 exactly

    • @immortalasirpa6006
      @immortalasirpa6006 Před 6 měsíci +13

      I really hate to say this, but George Santos gives good cameo. He really does give everyone their money's worth 🤔 I don't understand.

    • @gottahavegoalsset
      @gottahavegoalsset Před 6 měsíci +1

      I swear Jimmy Kimmel and Trump used to be married... The way he makes everyday and everything into something bad to say about Trump.

  • @meetupspeakup4161
    @meetupspeakup4161 Před 6 měsíci +3

    😂 😂 Christie got Ramaswarny good!

  • @hereitis.2587
    @hereitis.2587 Před 6 měsíci +1

    That poor opossum looks terrified and fighting ready!

  • @randyschwaggins
    @randyschwaggins Před 6 měsíci +47

    I want to hear from the people who voted Santos into office...what exactly did they like about him???

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Před 6 měsíci +17

      There was actually a small local newspaper on Long Island (North Shore Leader I think) that broke the story about Santos before the election but no one was paying attention. Just goes to show, supporting local newspapers can really pay off. By the time the NY Times picked up the story, the election was done. I think they wanted a republican, period. Vote for the person, not the "team"! If you don't know this person, if he has never helped at a school fundraiser or volunteered at the health fair or at the local library or... Really, I doubt Santos ever did ANYTHING to help that neighborhood. People are crazy.

    • @guerreroseventyfour1819
      @guerreroseventyfour1819 Před 6 měsíci +19

      What did they like? The (R) next to his name. That’s all that matters to some people.

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Před 6 měsíci +8

      I remember something like this many years ago, a race between an old guy who actually did a good job, and a challenger who won. People said they liked the sound of his name. The new guy got indicted for corruption and was sent to jail. Why would you vote for someone who you do not know?? People are crazy....

  • @J.M.-nb4gw
    @J.M.-nb4gw Před 6 měsíci +23

    Glad to see Jimmy Kimmel on CZcams before midnight in Indiana, I can't go to sleep until i watch his monologue and also Seth Meyers 😂 laughing this hard helps me sleep better 💤

  • @Trina_White
    @Trina_White Před 6 měsíci +26

    You make me giggle Jimmy❤😂

  • @user-vk6qr5pz3z
    @user-vk6qr5pz3z Před 6 měsíci +17

    That Chanucorn skit was the funniest thing ever! Thanks for making an old lady laugh again!

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay Před 6 měsíci +2

      Dreidel dog rules!!

  • @nickzz12
    @nickzz12 Před 6 měsíci +1

    That intro video was so wholesome and sweet

  • @lbednaz
    @lbednaz Před 6 měsíci +18

    Santos will say anything for money. That's already proven!

  • @adb888
    @adb888 Před 6 měsíci +30

    That possum was like, "This is my home now, go away hooman."

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Před 6 měsíci

      It was supposedly sneezing is how she noticed it. Some people are allergic to real trees, and some possums are allergic to fake trees?

    • @debprobst330
      @debprobst330 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I would have to remove that whole tree 🎄 too funny 🤣

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp Před 6 měsíci

      My friends mom had a pet possum in her teens. It slept in bed with her and drooled on her pillow.

  • @bettysmith4641
    @bettysmith4641 Před 6 měsíci +4

    The George Santos cameo was hilarious 😂

  • @poopsonastick13
    @poopsonastick13 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Totally worth every penny on cameo, bravo folks 😂

  • @shellyrhazeleur6029
    @shellyrhazeleur6029 Před 6 měsíci +96

    Jimmy Kimmel… I was in a rare kind of mood. Just irritated gloomy and grumpy and then you came on my tv. You never fail to make me smile but tonight you pulled me right out of that mood with a special George Santos clip that I am sure to watch over and over again. Thank you so much to bringing out the laughter. You are so GREAT! I feel like you’re my friend. I just love you Jimmy!

    • @attornurse1
      @attornurse1 Před 6 měsíci +3

      No one can say it like Jimmie Kimmel . Just love his humor

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 6 měsíci +19

    Possum: "Look at me. I AM Santa now!"

  • @myhollymonster
    @myhollymonster Před 6 měsíci +5

    Yes!!! More George Santos Cameo pranks! 😂

  • @SKotris84
    @SKotris84 Před 6 měsíci +6

    I love how Jimmy has nothing better to do than send Santos increasingly weirder things to say, at $400 a pop no less, and the fact Santos will probably never know since he most like doesn't watch Kimmel. All I have to say is, Jimmy my entertainment thanks you good sir!

  • @joannajamerson35
    @joannajamerson35 Před 6 měsíci +17

    This show is HILARIOUS 😂😂😅

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 Před 6 měsíci +178

    At least Chris Christie can sit at the adults table. 😂 Even if he is a dork.

    • @MadDragon75
      @MadDragon75 Před 6 měsíci +14

      Donald the Trump painted the walls at dinner. What a baby.

    • @RealGilbertGan
      @RealGilbertGan Před 6 měsíci +21

      Least Chris is the sane GOP in the debates, the rest of them, Vivi is a mouthpiece for former president Clownigula, DeSantis is a moron, and Nikki? Nikki's ok, but I would prefer Chris over Nikki.

    • @xpsxps1339
      @xpsxps1339 Před 6 měsíci +10

      @@RealGilbertGan Nikki is not okay, and we would all find it very quickly had she become a president, but I agree, she behaves like an adult.

  • @dianebannister4591
    @dianebannister4591 Před 6 měsíci +3

    This episode of Jimmy Kimmel was so funny! 🤣 😆 😂 I think that Santos doing those cameos is much more suitable for him. It was funny!

  • @LR-mh8hs
    @LR-mh8hs Před 6 měsíci +152

    Kimmel has the BEST audience of all talk shows. Great show.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Před 6 měsíci +9

      Yes😂

    • @Wiredwullff470
      @Wiredwullff470 Před 6 měsíci +6

      His show is a finely oiled machine and i never miss his standup now. He's the best.,

    • @janmorton6729
      @janmorton6729 Před 6 měsíci +1

      He is dead last in the ratings

    • @Veryraregaming3005
      @Veryraregaming3005 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Glad to know you have a crappy taste in entertainment 😂

    • @LR-mh8hs
      @LR-mh8hs Před 6 měsíci

      @@Veryraregaming3005 Sure. Everyone should like what you like. You're def not a narcissist.

  • @mandark8663
    @mandark8663 Před 6 měsíci +18

    They don’t care about us, the closest to caring is Chris

  • @RoRo-qx5ee
    @RoRo-qx5ee Před 6 měsíci +5

    Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂 Thank you Jimmy for always making me laugh!!! You and your team are the best 💯♥️

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 Před 6 měsíci

      Dont walk run productions is better

  • @Stars4Hearts
    @Stars4Hearts Před 4 měsíci +2

    This is actually really funny lol

  • @MikeCee7
    @MikeCee7 Před 6 měsíci +19

    Santos is actually doing a decent job of reading what you gave him, and changing from 3rd person, to the first person and doing some Ad-libs

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp Před 6 měsíci +7

      A real rocket surgeon, that one.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 Před 6 měsíci +3

      He's found his calling, which is good because he's not going to get hired anywhere.

    • @ChibiHoshiDragon
      @ChibiHoshiDragon Před 6 měsíci

      And even was sensitive enough in case the person was Jewish or an Atheist and doesn't celebrate Christmas.

    • @lbdugas
      @lbdugas Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@ChibiHoshiDragonYou mean "jew-ish", right??😊

  • @user-tb4ee1jh8j
    @user-tb4ee1jh8j Před 6 měsíci +25

    I donated to Christie campaign just to help keep him in the race as long as possible.

    • @clivebixby3566
      @clivebixby3566 Před 6 měsíci +1

      That "get a Meal" pun from Aladdin was so damn low...
      It's nice to see that it backfires on him right know, and he deserves every single bit of the shitstorm.
      Now he can return to his career in Bollywood movies.

  • @cindythomas9151
    @cindythomas9151 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Ohmygosh the cameos was George was fabulous.

  • @dianebannister4591
    @dianebannister4591 Před 6 měsíci +9

    Showing the tongue swipes in slow motion of DeSantis made me laugh so hard! I loved it!

  • @SayAhh
    @SayAhh Před 6 měsíci +7

    I was almost hoping that Matt Damon was the unicorn!

  • @GigglePigs_TickleBlaster
    @GigglePigs_TickleBlaster Před 6 měsíci +387

    The Republican debate reminds me of the four biggest jerks in 4th grade arguing to not get picked last for kickball.

    • @patsylvest
      @patsylvest Před 6 měsíci +8

      That's a good one!

    • @cogitorium1089
      @cogitorium1089 Před 6 měsíci +7

      The best part in this analogy is that they all are jerks because deep down they crave attention from their toxic daddy, which again - just like mean kids at school

    • @davidserlin8097
      @davidserlin8097 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Nuh-uhhh.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Před 6 měsíci

      And just like those jerks, none of them will be picked.

    • @adawil2002
      @adawil2002 Před 6 měsíci +2

      More like "Insult Dodgeball" the word 'debate' is used loosely used to for credibility or better yet...incredibility.

  • @birgirgujonsson1254
    @birgirgujonsson1254 Před 4 měsíci +9

    And now Santos is sueing Jimmy for this lol....

  • @roseannarios7312
    @roseannarios7312 Před 4 měsíci

    The Benjamin Moore burnt umber joke has got to be one of the funniest ones I've ever seen and heard. The color swatch and can of paint put me over the edge. I nearly peed my pants. 😂 😂😂

  • @scanmead
    @scanmead Před 6 měsíci +16

    I think Santos has finally found his calling. He does a pretty good job of it. 😅

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp Před 6 měsíci

      He's so convincing, right? Wanna buy a puppy?

  • @user-iz4lo5qr9x
    @user-iz4lo5qr9x Před 6 měsíci +27

    Cameo would be a perfect job for most of the GQP in Congress ...

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th Před 6 měsíci +3

      yeah lets hope cameo aint got kids on it 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @user-iz4lo5qr9x
      @user-iz4lo5qr9x Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@aa-tx7th hoebert could turn it into "only fans" really fast ..

  • @hephaestuslakan3774
    @hephaestuslakan3774 Před 6 měsíci +6

    I love the George Santos skit. Keeps me laughing on my seat.

  • @DeedeesJourney
    @DeedeesJourney Před 6 měsíci +2

    Its like a high school boy whos suspended from class and stuck in the house alone all day😂😂😂

  • @heatherwhittaker6169
    @heatherwhittaker6169 Před 6 měsíci +32

    Love you Jimmy..you keep us from sinking into depression ❤

  • @ernestchacon4928
    @ernestchacon4928 Před 6 měsíci +19

    DeSantis stands with his palms backwards to balance his weight against his high heels..., 🤣 !!!

    • @Wiredwullff470
      @Wiredwullff470 Před 6 měsíci

      Lizard men in general would be dismayed if some Republicans get their way as it's not just transgender it's transspecies some are after so unlike the Robert Ripley Lizard Man he just hides it but cant get over the Tongue thing....but they both may become undesirables and end up missing with a certain head honchos plan -it's just cosmetic they may scream but how do we know? just force a woman to show she was or born as if she was going to have babies and make lizard men and women show us thier eggs and lizard ways. Eddy Izzard is not a Lizard and was nver a woman or will be but has tits now and might prefer to be called such but in truth no she iis not .

    • @sereanaduwai8313
      @sereanaduwai8313 Před 4 měsíci

      To hide his sweaty, hairy palms .

  • @juan-2-many
    @juan-2-many Před 6 měsíci +1

    13:27 the side shot to emphasize the nose 😂😂 and the santos cameos ( 7:55 ) lolol Jimmy needs a best troll award immediately.

  • @joshuakutras577
    @joshuakutras577 Před 6 měsíci +1

    God bless Jimmy Kimmel. Will George santos say it, is magical!

  • @MikeSamuelsII-ve8gp
    @MikeSamuelsII-ve8gp Před 6 měsíci +4

    Its Gary the Festivus Possum !

  • @RowerRob76
    @RowerRob76 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Oh that's freaking genius on the cameo pranks. 🎉

  • @juliekswanson
    @juliekswanson Před 6 měsíci +1

    “Enjoy the festivities of the end of the year” doesn’t sound like a proper Republican “Merry Christmas” to me!! 🤣

  • @grizzledgranny4600
    @grizzledgranny4600 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Count Chocula. I can't unsee this lol

  • @rhymereason3449
    @rhymereason3449 Před 6 měsíci +7

    No matter how funny it is... I HATE the thought of giving Santos even $1....

  • @Thehardtruth69
    @Thehardtruth69 Před 6 měsíci +10

    I will never not notice DeSantis licking his lips now. Thanks Jimmy lmao

  • @stephenconsalvo
    @stephenconsalvo Před 4 měsíci +2

    For $400 you'd think he could make a set with good lighting at the very least.

  • @davidneil8917
    @davidneil8917 Před 6 měsíci +1

    More George Santos please

  • @thenewctc
    @thenewctc Před 6 měsíci +12

    9 yrs now of Jimmy being my #1 since Jay Left NBC!💯

    • @HardPen-jj5nl
      @HardPen-jj5nl Před 6 měsíci

      #2 for me after Seth. Missing Colbert meanwhile.

  • @voiceout001
    @voiceout001 Před 6 měsíci +10

    Scamtos is the last boss in level one of MAGA Game 😂😂😂

  • @keithmoorechannel
    @keithmoorechannel Před 6 měsíci +2

    The biggest surprise here is that Santos didn’t claim that he held the record for loose beef eating.

  • @randybrunet6740
    @randybrunet6740 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Great work Jimmy!

  • @DavidSmith-xs3or
    @DavidSmith-xs3or Před 6 měsíci +54

    Ramaswamy may not be a literal vampire, but at least Count Chocola is three-dimensional and has ethics and a personality.

  • @JaydragonM
    @JaydragonM Před 6 měsíci +91

    I'm so excited for how ridiculous the "Will Santos Say It" segment will get over this week 😂😂😂

    • @edwardblair4096
      @edwardblair4096 Před 6 měsíci +8

      The real question is "is it even possible to write something that Santos won't say for enough money?"
      Most likely the answer will be "no, he will say anything."
      To make it more interesting, Kimmie should tell us how much he offered to pay for each statement. Then we would have a dollar amout to know how desperate Santos is.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 Před 6 měsíci

      Isn't it a flat fee?

  • @nyerineu3388
    @nyerineu3388 Před 6 měsíci

    '1286 Burnt Umber', Benjamin Moore paint...Spot On!

  • @YesItsReallyKeith
    @YesItsReallyKeith Před 6 měsíci +1

    santos pranks LOL !!! he is such a foooool!!! LOL

  • @MrJasciotto
    @MrJasciotto Před 6 měsíci +8

    Will Santos say it lol that is why you're the man Jimmy!

  • @davidbryden7904
    @davidbryden7904 Před 6 měsíci +127

    Christie was the winner 🏆 Still gonna vote blue 💙

    • @alicetelford9027
      @alicetelford9027 Před 6 měsíci +14

      I concur. His actions show integrity like when John McCain defended Barack Obama.

    • @ariaafshar4212
      @ariaafshar4212 Před 6 měsíci

      These debates just show how crazy the GOP has become. They are now just spewing conspiracy theories in the debates. Vote blue no matter who.💙

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Yes, same here!

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@alicetelford9027I appreciate that he was a gentleman.

    • @AlexJanicki
      @AlexJanicki Před 6 měsíci +2

      Christie is AWFUL, and it's sad when he's the only voice of reason in the GOP. I'd vote for him if there was no choice, but vote 🔵

  • @Geekchica
    @Geekchica Před 6 měsíci

    The Cameo bits are hilarious! ❤

  • @richardthomas4471
    @richardthomas4471 Před 6 měsíci

    Love Jimmy Kimmel! Best Late Night show ever.

  • @nancypantz
    @nancypantz Před 6 měsíci +36

    Christie will never be president, but it's a delight to see him verbally knock these flakes around everytime.

    • @ElCapitan88
      @ElCapitan88 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Christie got no balls either.

  • @thomaszitting2672
    @thomaszitting2672 Před 6 měsíci +17

    Criss was at his game the only sane person on stage

  • @GamerplayerWT
    @GamerplayerWT Před 6 měsíci +1

    The possum was actually George Santos.

  • @rosemarienarcisse4756
    @rosemarienarcisse4756 Před 6 měsíci +1

    👍🏽👏🏽Great show. Love it. Thank you Jimmy❤️😂

  • @williambilly3269
    @williambilly3269 Před 6 měsíci +231

    Who would have thought a convicted sex offender and reality TV star would run for president Wake up America.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp Před 6 měsíci +19

      And they're both the same person to boot.

    • @ElleDuderino
      @ElleDuderino Před 6 měsíci +6

      🤢🤮

    • @joelaporte1270
      @joelaporte1270 Před 6 měsíci +12

      The Don is nothing but a media
      creation... like the Kardashians.

    • @jsully8076
      @jsully8076 Před 6 měsíci +1

      You know Ronald Reagan was an actor before he ran for president right? I'm not a fan of trump either but at least get your arguments and information right.

    • @williambilly3269
      @williambilly3269 Před 6 měsíci +5

      @jsully8076 yes I know but there's a huge difference between an actor and a reality TV Muppet.

  • @shawnuel
    @shawnuel Před 6 měsíci +10

    The Santos prank is so funny, it almost makes up for having Adam Latrine on the show...almost.