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  • čas přidán 6. 03. 2024
  • codysrunclub.com
    edited by zade:
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  • @ellamcmahan5140
    @ellamcmahan5140 Před 2 měsíci +7489

    These are the “where’s my hug at 🤨?” type of people

    • @_Dark222Angel_
      @_Dark222Angel_ Před 2 měsíci +75

      nailed it

    • @Ghoats
      @Ghoats Před 2 měsíci +260

      taking a shower? without me?

    • @raifparker3990
      @raifparker3990 Před 2 měsíci +155

      ​@@GhoatsShe posts a picture of her making dinner:
      "Damn mami save me a plate 🤤😍"

    • @blahbloop6310
      @blahbloop6310 Před 2 měsíci +36

      NOOO *cringes* lol you are spot on 😂

    • @srose1088
      @srose1088 Před 2 měsíci +29

      These dudes are in their own way.

  • @keenanbowers732
    @keenanbowers732 Před 2 měsíci +8863

    “I’m cop” reminds me of Kelsey’s “luckily I have purse”

    • @kkatgurl
      @kkatgurl Před 2 měsíci +14

      What is that from?

    • @fred-bv4zv
      @fred-bv4zv Před 2 měsíci

      bnc make a podcast ep 74 9:18@@kkatgurl

    • @yuhhh573
      @yuhhh573 Před 2 měsíci +52

      @@kkatgurlBrooke and Conner make a podcast!

    • @bettatech2000
      @bettatech2000 Před 2 měsíci +305

      came to the comments for this reason "luckily I have purse, I have shoe, I have hat on head"

    • @charlesbyrd2452
      @charlesbyrd2452 Před 2 měsíci +100

      I quote "I have purse" all the time

  • @austinbased1976
    @austinbased1976 Před 2 měsíci +2077

    Cops having the highest domestic abuse percent for a single occupation answers a lot of these questions.

    • @lakshitadidwania2251
      @lakshitadidwania2251 Před 2 měsíci +41

      the irony istg

    • @heavenwaits
      @heavenwaits Před 2 měsíci +225

      and that’s just what’s reported. i’ve seen firsthand the way they cover up DV and protect each other, just imagining the real numbers of what they get away with makes me sick

    • @vorago4855
      @vorago4855 Před 2 měsíci +19

      casually making up statistics as if google doesn't exist...

    • @bluematter01
      @bluematter01 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Lol of course you’re from Austin

    • @austinbased1976
      @austinbased1976 Před 2 měsíci +43

      @@bluematter01 I'm not... Doesn't realize people have names Lmao

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube Před 2 měsíci +593

    the incel to cop pipeline is STRONG, no wonder the instances of misconduct and violence are so high

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Před měsícem +4

      Why don't you end the pipeline and do the work yourself..?

    • @gamer61701
      @gamer61701 Před měsícem

      Have you ever even been in the dating market? Cops get more ass than a toilet seat. So do fireman. And I'm talking young, hot women, not the older fatties. Your comment just shows that youre butt hurt over a speeding ticket or something yet completely ignorant of reality.

    • @teehee440
      @teehee440 Před měsícem +4

      You act like cops are a bad thing in society lmfao. Sorry you can’t commit crimes without consequences 🙃

    • @melsyoutube
      @melsyoutube Před měsícem +1

      reading comprehension is VITAL. watch the content depicted in the video, re-read my comment within the context provided.
      do NOT project lies onto my statement. @teehee440 no one mentioned “crimes without consequences.”
      the comment was based on video evidence of the incel to cop pipeline, of which there’s plenty more documented evidence elsewhere.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Před měsícem +1

      @@teehee440 Yep, op has a serious inferiority complex lol.

  • @woozworldbabe312
    @woozworldbabe312 Před 2 měsíci +7883

    the ballet cop is giving professionally trained theatre kid who didn’t make it to broadway so now he’s cop.

  • @egh423
    @egh423 Před 2 měsíci +3752

    From now on everyone squint at muscular male cops in their 30s with no ring and ask "Didn't I see you on Tiktok?"

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 2 měsíci +176

      ''Weren't you ballet dancing on TikTok?''😭

    • @Atmosphere99
      @Atmosphere99 Před 2 měsíci +88

      I work in the ER. I’ll be sure to do this in your honor Chief 🫡

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk Před 2 měsíci +8

      There are so many people in LTRs with no ring on their finger, I'm scared that if I smile at a dude, that his woman will appear out of nowhere and chew me out

    • @YOO44444
      @YOO44444 Před 2 měsíci +7

      DAMN I don’t work at a coffee shop anymore, I totally would do that I used see so many everyday 💀

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Před měsícem +1

      I've never seen one without a ring. They must make em different in FL.

  • @kml52690
    @kml52690 Před 2 měsíci +303

    Law enforcement has one of the highest rates for domestic violence. Imagine being with an abuser and not being able to call anyone for help. These men can stay single. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @ErinBunny24
      @ErinBunny24 Před měsícem

      The female cops aren't any different. arguably worse because women love revenge and can never let anything go.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Před měsícem +1

      No

    • @cece-tp6zq
      @cece-tp6zq Před 27 dny +2

      Facts

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před 22 dny

      @@pineappleparty1624 Except that you are right now. Cope and seethe.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Před 22 dny +1

      @@thaloblue I am right now what..? At least make sense if you are going to talk to someone kid!

  • @blazindonny3643
    @blazindonny3643 Před 2 měsíci +158

    “You get called a loser often?”
    Made me WEAK 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Random-sk6hm
    @Random-sk6hm Před 2 měsíci +3013

    Imagine if we did that for every career 😭
    ''I'm 34 and I'm retail assistant. People say I'm weird when I tell them I'm retail assistant. Am I destined to be alone? 😔''

    • @lilycollegemythbusters5532
      @lilycollegemythbusters5532 Před 2 měsíci +261

      LOL! Totally. I work at IHOP. Am I beautiful?

    • @tedros6917
      @tedros6917 Před 2 měsíci +156

      I'm a computer scientist. Is love real?

    • @deadinside8781
      @deadinside8781 Před 2 měsíci

      @@tedros6917is anything?

    • @codybaley6266
      @codybaley6266 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Do it

    • @ellaisboring
      @ellaisboring Před 2 měsíci +28

      I'm 25 and I'm respite carer. People say I'm weird when I tell them I'm respite carer. After work I'm desperate to be alone... please be quiet around me 🥲

  • @Fruitflyonyourwall
    @Fruitflyonyourwall Před 2 měsíci +3997

    I think women are “afraid” to get involved with a cop because of the shocking spousal abuse rate, but sure def bc it’s a dangerous job..

    • @genevievedisemelo5584
      @genevievedisemelo5584 Před 2 měsíci +189

      yep motherhood becomes a dangerous job when ur spouse will definitely get ur own kids to hate u if he don't like u. marrying a cop should be on every parent's no-no list for their kids if they want them to have good lives.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 2 měsíci +345

      Not to mention the record number of sexual misconduct cases with minors 💀

    • @JohnMuhammad-mg5wp
      @JohnMuhammad-mg5wp Před 2 měsíci +14

      Your not a victim, your not oppressed, stop trying to be weirdo

    • @Eddddddddeeeeeeeeeyyyyi
      @Eddddddddeeeeeeeeeyyyyi Před 2 měsíci +233

      @@JohnMuhammad-mg5wpget a life bae

    • @JohnMuhammad-mg5wp
      @JohnMuhammad-mg5wp Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@Eddddddddeeeeeeeeeyyyyi 🤡

  • @MacDaddyP11
    @MacDaddyP11 Před 2 měsíci +122

    “Honey I shrunk the Cody” is my favorite editing trick

  • @ttt5020
    @ttt5020 Před 2 měsíci +35

    'Where are all the single girls' = 'The women I make uncomfortable all tell me they have a boyfriend'

  • @viagraREAL
    @viagraREAL Před 2 měsíci +2179

    I’m gonna guess that the reason these cops are lonely is the domestic abuse statistics 💀

    • @_Dark222Angel_
      @_Dark222Angel_ Před 2 měsíci +208

      or the stereotype of being unfaithful 😂

    • @ktyy777
      @ktyy777 Před 2 měsíci +84

      @@_Dark222Angel_I was thinking both lmaooo

    • @La-PetitMort
      @La-PetitMort Před 2 měsíci +32

      My first thought too😭

    • @cai5471
      @cai5471 Před 2 měsíci +26

      I was thinking this throughout the whole video LMAO

    • @joywolf83
      @joywolf83 Před 2 měsíci +6

      I'm dyyyyyying 😂😂😂

  • @MariamSAhmed_
    @MariamSAhmed_ Před 2 měsíci +3313

    i love how his editor made him so short and tiny in the car 😭😭

  • @olivejuice1424
    @olivejuice1424 Před 2 měsíci +28

    The verbiage of "women refuse to date me" while also being a cop is terrifying. 40%..

    • @gamer61701
      @gamer61701 Před měsícem

      You're probably one of these people that's terrified by everything

    • @olivejuice1424
      @olivejuice1424 Před měsícem

      @@gamer61701 not everything, but murderous cops on a power trip fueled by entitlement is up there

    • @olivejuice1424
      @olivejuice1424 Před měsícem

      @@gamer61701 not everything, but horny, murderous cops fueled by entitlement is up there

    • @sourcher
      @sourcher Před 8 dny

      @@gamer61701hmmmm let’s think

  • @fantomesauvage2663
    @fantomesauvage2663 Před 2 měsíci +263

    About the 3:20 I used to think like that, but turned out the cops never let me take charges for the crimes I have been victim too, and the "crackheads"were to only one to give me confort during those times of hardcore violence while the police were protecting the abuser. One cop even told me "actually we have no obligation to protect the population"

    • @heavenwaits
      @heavenwaits Před 2 měsíci +39

      thank you lmao, the cops completely failed me and my family too and ended up almost traumatizing me more than the shit they got involved in, once you realize help wasn’t even there in the first place you start recognizing them as the power-tripping thugs are imo

    • @colt9836
      @colt9836 Před 2 měsíci +18

      Yep, the Supreme Court ruled that police have no obligation to protect the public, unless:
      A.) the police specifically told you they would protect you,
      B.) you are in witness protection program.
      I know there's a third one but I can't remember.

    • @changelater01
      @changelater01 Před měsícem +7

      ​@@colt9836yep I remember hearing about that ruling too. and yet many police vehicles still have "to serve & protect" written on the side. they're such a joke.

    • @TheBwalker97
      @TheBwalker97 Před měsícem +1

      So you’ve been the “victim” in a large amount of times and hang out with crackheads?

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Před měsícem

      What a bunch of actual bull. What is "taking charges"? In English that would mean being charged....

  • @JoeMenjivar
    @JoeMenjivar Před 2 měsíci +1047

    They read "Serve and Protect" and forgot protect.

  • @TannerCLynn
    @TannerCLynn Před 2 měsíci +1263

    I'm a firefighter. PLEASE do firefighters next. There are a million fire videos like these police ones.

  • @kactus1889
    @kactus1889 Před 2 měsíci +72

    “This dude’s just shaking his ass in his uniform.” Top star Cody Ko quote

  • @anacecilujan5901
    @anacecilujan5901 Před 2 měsíci +23

    Cody genuinely concerned about the mental health of these cops: “you gotta ask this to a therapist…I think”

  • @user-jj3kj4gm4q
    @user-jj3kj4gm4q Před 2 měsíci +1847

    Do these people not get absolutely roasted by their units? When I was in the army if anyone done something like this they were absolutely cooked, and some of them were actually told by officers to stop portraying the unit in a negative and embarrassing manner😂

    • @LukeShorr-tu5eb
      @LukeShorr-tu5eb Před 2 měsíci +82

      In the academy rn and one of the guys sent us his picture after a haircut and I made it the GC photo for the class and we all roast him for it. This stuff is just proof cops are just regular people 😂 lol

    • @kjadan101
      @kjadan101 Před 2 měsíci +25

      Roasted & sometimes disciplined. Not on the tax payer dime.

    • @ellispiper6313
      @ellispiper6313 Před 2 měsíci +96

      No way their units aren't giving them shit. I know Firefighters, the coolest civil service, roast the HELL out of each other. If they saw this, the dude would be demolished on the daily

    • @amathy9690
      @amathy9690 Před 2 měsíci +10

      They'd 100% get shit for it if people from their department see it.

    • @toogud7918
      @toogud7918 Před 2 měsíci +5

      The one dude was a mp lol, I’m going to mpbolc after this semester and I stg if I see somebody like this in my unit.

  • @aliciabergman1252
    @aliciabergman1252 Před 2 měsíci +1454

    In Sweden there has been pretty serious debate about police having social media accounts and this is exactly why😅

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking Před 2 měsíci +128

      They should have social media accounts. They should not do any of this.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 2 měsíci +190

      In the UK, teachers are expected to have private social media accounts so only friends/family can see and their students won't find it. It should be similar for cops. Not only for reputation purposes, but also cos there's a very real danger of criminals tracking down their family/location from it.

    • @cyb3rDracul
      @cyb3rDracul Před 2 měsíci +87

      @@Random-sk6hm this!! digital footprint matters people

    • @hathor8856
      @hathor8856 Před 2 měsíci +67

      ​@Random-sk6hm facts! Also, imagine being a criminal whose trying to get revenge on an officer who arrested them or something and you come across their tiktok account and you see a thirst trap on their account lol

    • @cyb3rDracul
      @cyb3rDracul Před 2 měsíci +24

      @@hathor8856yeah it takes away the intimidation lol

  • @jan_j27
    @jan_j27 Před 2 měsíci +104

    6:50 thank you zade for always editing cody like this

  • @nahlaahlemababsia2945
    @nahlaahlemababsia2945 Před 2 měsíci +32

    Love how the only one who wrote “I’m A cop” isn’t even a cop

  • @TheMuzikGenie
    @TheMuzikGenie Před 2 měsíci +617

    "women are afraid to get involved with guys in uniform because it's a dangerous job" nah babe we just don't want to get beat up 💀

    • @samhain4287
      @samhain4287 Před 2 měsíci +149

      Whats more dangerous the being a cop? Being a cop's wife.

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 Před 2 měsíci +35

      yea like maybe its because they have guns and legal immunity a good amoutn of the time

    • @VastDeath
      @VastDeath Před 2 měsíci +12

      ​@@samhain4287lmao I'm stealing that

    • @JohnMuhammad-mg5wp
      @JohnMuhammad-mg5wp Před 2 měsíci +2

      Your not a victim Becky, stop it

    • @JohnMuhammad-mg5wp
      @JohnMuhammad-mg5wp Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@samhain4287🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @Random-sk6hm
    @Random-sk6hm Před 2 měsíci +1703

    That officer winking at me should be considered a hate crime. Who gave him so much confidence? 😭

    • @SehrSympathischerRochen
      @SehrSympathischerRochen Před 2 měsíci +25

      The ladies in his comments did

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo Před 2 měsíci +44

      @@SehrSympathischerRochen I will make a plea. Ladies please, we can't allow these crimes to continue stop enabling this please we all have to live with the consequences of your actions.

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk Před 2 měsíci +9

      he was nervous the whole time, I had to look away

    • @snarkishark
      @snarkishark Před 2 měsíci +7

      It made me dry heave

    • @user-un8gk2qv5t
      @user-un8gk2qv5t Před 2 měsíci +3

      You took me out with this comment 😭😭😭 “who gave him so much confidence” is hilarious 😭😭

  • @LindzMarie
    @LindzMarie Před 2 měsíci +16

    The second cop be like:
    Protecting and serving ✨💅🏻

    • @bigthunder7002
      @bigthunder7002 Před měsícem

      Tbh I think he’s looking for a girl to cover up for his feminine side and/or bf 😂😂

  • @audxsand
    @audxsand Před 2 měsíci +41

    I can’t wait for Cody’s son to grow up and watch these videos and realize his dad is one of the funniest ppl alive

  • @emerycadle6865
    @emerycadle6865 Před 2 měsíci +4771

    Time for lunch I guess

    • @EsotericThoughts93
      @EsotericThoughts93 Před 2 měsíci +40

      Literally what I’m doing rn 😂

    • @00shivani
      @00shivani Před 2 měsíci +47

      I've got last night's pizza warmed up in front of me, cody video, it's gonna be a goood break

    • @emma21
      @emma21 Před 2 měsíci +14

      Literally just went to lunch for work

    • @bentup101
      @bentup101 Před 2 měsíci +10

      I'm eating lunch at work watching right now😂

    • @shrimpchip37
      @shrimpchip37 Před 2 měsíci

      Lunch for time I guess

  • @mcomo321
    @mcomo321 Před 2 měsíci +2402

    I think we aren’t giving Cody enough credit for watching ballet cop with a straight face. That was years of hard work coming to fruition right there.

    • @procrastinating_celery4994
      @procrastinating_celery4994 Před 2 měsíci +59

      ‘Ballet cop’ might just be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😭😭

    • @emmanicholls1069
      @emmanicholls1069 Před 2 měsíci +65

      Serve 💅 and protect 1:29

    • @Eddysig
      @Eddysig Před 2 měsíci +14

      LITERALLY lmao what WAS that, how did Cody not react more

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Před měsícem +2

      I'm 99.99% sure that one wanted to be the wife. He might not think so but that's what he gave lol.

    • @christinejanis6552
      @christinejanis6552 Před měsícem

      As an actual ballet dancer, what that guy was doing, was not ballet. If anything it was Jazz

  • @user-vq6yn3kv4t
    @user-vq6yn3kv4t Před 2 měsíci +5

    it’s sad, because most of these are catfish scammers trying to bait elderly women into sending them over money

  • @roneejae1897
    @roneejae1897 Před 2 měsíci +10

    This was far more painful to watch than I expected it to be. I HATE IT PLEASE DO MORE

  • @adamronline
    @adamronline Před 2 měsíci +712

    I'm just proud of all these single cops helping to improve the domestic abuse statistics. Hard to beat a spouse that doesn't exist

  • @aleleeramos
    @aleleeramos Před 2 měsíci +1088

    Cody being somewhat oblivious to incel behavior is so funny.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 2 měsíci +91

      I wish I was that innocent 😔

    • @ShroomyD
      @ShroomyD Před 2 měsíci +5

      Because there is so such a thing only snowflakes

    • @ngweso
      @ngweso Před 2 měsíci

      Its hilarious but also kinda sad when you deep that it’s because he’s a straight white male who probably will never have to encounter such in his life😭

    • @bowpow
      @bowpow Před 2 měsíci +190

      @@ShroomyD are you an incel perhaps

    • @lilycollegemythbusters5532
      @lilycollegemythbusters5532 Před 2 měsíci +80

      Please who say there is no such thing as incel, is the incel. LOL!@@ShroomyD

  • @2littertalks239
    @2littertalks239 Před měsícem +8

    The “freeze, I'm Cop” scenario @ 7:40 😭

  • @clairecousineau1082
    @clairecousineau1082 Před 2 měsíci +860

    So nice of Kelsey to let her husband make us more lunch time content

  • @marianedeoli
    @marianedeoli Před 2 měsíci +1781

    "I'm cop" is the weird version of Connor and Kelsey's "luckily I have purse, I have shoe, I have hat on head. What you have Kels?"

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 2 měsíci +6

      Connor?

    • @marianedeoli
      @marianedeoli Před 2 měsíci

      connor wood, she said that on broke & connor make a podcast@@Random-sk6hm

    • @reembushra8889
      @reembushra8889 Před 2 měsíci +26

      @@Random-sk6hm probably referring to kelsey's episode on "brooke and connor make a podcast" :)

    • @charlie5thumbs351
      @charlie5thumbs351 Před 2 měsíci +14

      I love lamp.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 2 měsíci

      @@reembushra8889 Oh ty

  • @shaylagipson7533
    @shaylagipson7533 Před 2 měsíci +5

    That cop thought he was tired at 27.
    Bless him

  • @user000
    @user000 Před 2 měsíci +6

    @7:05 the mind game by zade was impeccable.

  • @ids98
    @ids98 Před 2 měsíci +1298

    My job doesn’t tell me when my lunch break is, Cody does.

  • @Cakey_Vanilla
    @Cakey_Vanilla Před 2 měsíci +493

    That second cop put the “serve” in “serve and protect”

  • @gracem7049
    @gracem7049 Před 2 měsíci +6

    brooooo, cody's face at 12:15 is sooo funny. he looks so disgusted and then the cop shows his hips and cody gulped like a nervous little school girl being seduced by her teacher💀💀

    • @davinky1229
      @davinky1229 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Omg hahah I just noticed that

  • @Itsatragedeigh
    @Itsatragedeigh Před 2 měsíci +1082

    Knowing that there’s a bunch of cops out there frustrated In love terrifies me tbh

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk Před 2 měsíci +13

      a dumb part of my brain wants to save one 😇

    • @JDMdoitbetter
      @JDMdoitbetter Před 2 měsíci

      Terrified? Toughen up buttercup. I think people in the Middle East are "terrified".

    • @user-fg4ei4fn2n
      @user-fg4ei4fn2n Před 2 měsíci +121

      ​@@Sisterlisk don't do it bro. I did that once. He was emotionally manipulative and he cheated multiple times 😐

    • @olive-ridley6080
      @olive-ridley6080 Před 2 měsíci +123

      @@Sisterliskgoogle "police 40%" and you'll never want to date one. and that statistic was self-reported too

    • @Someguy08
      @Someguy08 Před 2 měsíci +71

      @@Sisterlisk you're embarrassing yourself and all the girls.

  • @sirsizzlebottom4509
    @sirsizzlebottom4509 Před 2 měsíci +798

    these are adults... posting shit that teenagers would find cringey. they shouldn't be in charge of a cellphone let alone a firearm. the fact that some of them are like "people tink im weird because i cop" rather than actually reflecting on shit that might make the people around them uncomfortable is just whack.

    • @jyoung6366
      @jyoung6366 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Weird people can still handle guns safely and with good judgement… but people cant wait to bring up that cops have guns. Yes lots of people have guns lol

    • @remodz6385
      @remodz6385 Před 2 měsíci +11

      These aren’t real posts, can you not tell they are just AI generated captions on random cop videos

    • @wadewill5934
      @wadewill5934 Před 2 měsíci

      @@remodz6385 It may or may not be AI generated but these are done by romance scammers, they have it with older women (attractive-looking) as well, talking about how lonely they are and how they cant find a man.
      These are catfish and bait for older women so the people behind the account can scam them.

    • @ve5958
      @ve5958 Před 2 měsíci +1

      cops aren't posting this 😭 the videos are fake

    • @Jackenack
      @Jackenack Před 2 měsíci

      @@remodz6385some of em are real for sure, but yeah the ones where it’s just a dude in gear walking and it’s like “wait… I’m cop do you find me pretty” are too similar to be real

  • @KaraPeters
    @KaraPeters Před 2 měsíci +3

    I love how Cody threw up the 'thumb-first' "manly" version of counting to three in that first scenario. He's well aware of the trend (it's been covered with Kelsey) and I like to think that he carefully considered how to best portray this cop character. And *owned* it.

  • @jamieferris19
    @jamieferris19 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Zade is such a great editor, I really love what he adds to your already funny ass videos. and I always look forward to the post-credit memes and the song snippets!!! incwedible content

  • @trashpanda3544
    @trashpanda3544 Před 2 měsíci +351

    Ironically my crackhead neighbour was more helpful than the police when 4 men tried to break into my house. The crackhead saw them and they bolted so he came to the door and gave me his number so if they came back i could call him since he lives near-by. When i reported it to the police they said there was nothing they could do until they actually broke in. I was 22 at the time and lived alone, it was a really scary experience.

    • @TheLobsterLarry
      @TheLobsterLarry Před 2 měsíci +16

      Damn, helped you out and you still call him a crackhead. Rude smh

    • @trashpanda3544
      @trashpanda3544 Před 2 měsíci +47

      @@TheLobsterLarry it's not an insult if it's true. Calling a spade a spade.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C Před 2 měsíci +13

      @@trashpanda3544 I mean not really the guy is also your neighbor you could have just said your neighbor but whatever.

    • @trashpanda3544
      @trashpanda3544 Před 2 měsíci +77

      @ArturGlass.C if I just said my neighbour, it wouldn't make sense in the context of the video. The tiktok said "next time you need help call a crackhead"

    • @anima6035
      @anima6035 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@TheLobsterLarryshouldn't we be more concerned about the people who are paid tax money to serve and protect using the term crackhead? Pick your battles doofus.

  • @srishtityagi5510
    @srishtityagi5510 Před 2 měsíci +659

    I would just like to shoutout Zade the editor, his editing style is funny as hell I feel like he just amplifies the comedy. You're doing great dude!

    • @kacycaughlin4456
      @kacycaughlin4456 Před 2 měsíci +28

      I was cackling at how small Cody was in the car edit

  • @aliahmunaa9687
    @aliahmunaa9687 Před 2 měsíci +4

    The editing is top tier, it makes the video 1000% more fun than it already is

  • @Catglittercrafts
    @Catglittercrafts Před 9 dny +1

    Zade talking to us while Kelsey’s husband took a potty break was nice.

  • @Kellyeeeee
    @Kellyeeeee Před 2 měsíci +773

    "I love animals" "I'm not afraid of kids" "I wanna spend nights with a girlfriend" noticeably absent from any of these is "I will NOT abuse you domestically."

    • @Aaron-kj8dv
      @Aaron-kj8dv Před 2 měsíci

      To be fair, isn't that usually implied? Like I would never approach a girl and say "so far my track record for beating the shit out of my GFs is spotless"

    • @TheGinaChan
      @TheGinaChan Před 2 měsíci +48

      And where tf is "I respect cats' boundaries" lmao that would fool me for sure

    • @JDMdoitbetter
      @JDMdoitbetter Před 2 měsíci +5

      Imagine dealing with the worst society has to offer on a regular basis, then coming home to a cynical, toxic creature. I say imagine, because...well...

    • @HuckleberryLover
      @HuckleberryLover Před 2 měsíci +47

      ​@@JDMdoitbetter Then get a divorce.

    • @klaraf.b.9820
      @klaraf.b.9820 Před 2 měsíci +48

      I get what you're saying but "i will NOT abuse you" sounds suspiciously like they've done that in the past. Like feeling the need to specify

  • @jahkugou
    @jahkugou Před 2 měsíci +652

    Ive been involved with a few cops in my day and they are either the nicest gentleman or the cringiest, loneliest weirdos you will ever meet and theres no in between.

    • @jadexx1
      @jadexx1 Před 2 měsíci +49

      A few cops? Where do you find them? Like how do you manage to bag a few?

    • @thepopo592
      @thepopo592 Před 2 měsíci +91

      ​@@jadexx1just waltz into the police union

    • @golds9967
      @golds9967 Před 2 měsíci +16

      I think these guys unfortunately fall into the latter

    • @kimmaekhyun
      @kimmaekhyun Před 2 měsíci +26

      Agree, I dated the nice one, his friends are the cringe one

    • @genevievedisemelo5584
      @genevievedisemelo5584 Před 2 měsíci

      unfortunately cops are seen as "heroes" so their unholy covenant also employs well meaning youngsters into their ranks, slowly sucking every ounce of justice from their souls and leaving them hollow and bitter.

  • @bellesoares8523
    @bellesoares8523 Před 2 měsíci +7

    “I’m cop” has the same vibe as “I have purse”

    • @bigthunder7002
      @bigthunder7002 Před měsícem

      I don’t get what purse is. Like a purse bag? So Tran vibes? Genuinely confused here and no I’m not a boomer

  • @reallygoodatfolding
    @reallygoodatfolding Před 2 měsíci +2

    ‘I’m Cop’ sounds like the next Disney Channel movie that Danny should review

  • @entheogenia-411
    @entheogenia-411 Před 2 měsíci +213

    I think the “I’m cop” videos are just like scammers stealing cops thirst trap vids and then tryna scheme on the vulnerable ladies out there

    • @TheGinaChan
      @TheGinaChan Před 2 měsíci +22

      Deeefinitely.. That shit looks scammy AF

    • @jyoung6366
      @jyoung6366 Před 2 měsíci +9

      All of the “im weird” ones are lmfao

    • @kjadan101
      @kjadan101 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Came here to say this.

    • @rickyricardo9710
      @rickyricardo9710 Před 2 měsíci +24

      we're so lucky that scammers always have the inevitable achilles heel of being unable to speak proper english

    • @rachelMB
      @rachelMB Před 2 měsíci

      Agreed lol

  • @selahdamerville4039
    @selahdamerville4039 Před 2 měsíci +227

    i started tearing up thinking about zade jr.

  • @pseudonymphmusic7721
    @pseudonymphmusic7721 Před měsícem +1

    Love watching these while doing data entry at my job ❤

  • @taylorjohnston7491
    @taylorjohnston7491 Před 2 měsíci +4

    i live in new york city and during the "i'm cop" bit i genuinely thought the sirens and screams were just on my street

  • @Wr3cktalPr0lapse
    @Wr3cktalPr0lapse Před 2 měsíci +171

    “Women don’t wanna get involved with police officers because it’s a deadly job” or maybe bc 40% of police officers spouses/families face domestic abuse, and that’s just the reported statistics, imagine how many are scared to report or it gets covered up. Not all police are violent or bad, but I truly believe a huge majority of people who choose to be officers do it so they can be in a position of power over others/inflict violence without repercussions. I’ve personally met a lot of officers who are disgusting people off the clock. They were Cheaters/predators/pedos/drug users/corrupt/violent

    • @BilalBilal-xc5mc
      @BilalBilal-xc5mc Před 2 měsíci +6

      That study was done with a sample size of 728 officers and 479 spouses. The sample was drawn by Lanor Johnson in 1983. There was no information on response rates nor how officers were selected, nor how they were invited to participate.
      There was also a newer study done by Neidig et al (1992). They surveyed 385 male officers, 40 female officers, and 115 female spouses. This data was from 1985. Apparently 33% of male officers reported receiving minor or severe violence from their wives and 33% of wives said they inflicted minor or severe violence on their spouses.
      The thing with surveys is that it doesn't fully represent the truth. What matters is the sample size, the year it was done, the area it was done on, and how it was done. Simply believing every survey just because they were from somebody with a PhD is very naive. You can look up these studies yourself:
      >Johnson, L.B. (1991). On the front lines: Police stress and family well-being.
      >Neidig, P.H., Russell, H.E. & Seng, A.F. (1992). Interspousal aggression in law enforcement families: A preliminary investigation.

    • @muffin3203
      @muffin3203 Před 2 měsíci +2

      thats a statistic from the 1980's- aint no way ur referencing that

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před 22 dny

      @@BilalBilal-xc5mc So the newer survey (by ten years) says basically the same thing and you still have a problem with it?

  • @tsuobachi
    @tsuobachi Před 2 měsíci +411

    Much like therapists and life coaches, there are only two kinds of people that want to be police: people with deep issues that they are not addressing, and really fantastic people who truly want to contribute to society and help other people. I think we know which of those two groups is featured here.

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk Před 2 měsíci +30

      some therapists have childhood trauma but have equipped themselves with the tools to deal with it and now want to help others do the same

    • @jazzamundie4261
      @jazzamundie4261 Před 2 měsíci +13

      I’m therapist. Can confirm. Some weirdos in this field!

    • @jukeboxxgamer
      @jukeboxxgamer Před 2 měsíci +13

      @@Sisterlisk I would consider those people in the "fanastic heros to society" group. It takes alot of really hard work to not only work on/learn about yourself & your trauma, and then choose to turn that into an avenue for others to do the same!

    • @Staggs2200
      @Staggs2200 Před 2 měsíci

      The problem with cops is the bad ones tend to either push away the good ones or turn them into bad ones.

    • @sola7386
      @sola7386 Před 2 měsíci +9

      acab

  • @lolamurphy_
    @lolamurphy_ Před 2 měsíci +2

    Right on time for lunch, thanks Cody😊

  • @satanicseraphim8997
    @satanicseraphim8997 Před měsícem +3

    Meanwhile someones grandma is getting mugged.

  • @KweefKonsumer
    @KweefKonsumer Před 2 měsíci +701

    thank god i can finally eat my dinner from yesterday. just for this moment

  • @TikkiNikki
    @TikkiNikki Před 2 měsíci +582

    Cops down bad are scary. Imagine getting pulled over, your heart is racing wondering what you did wrong, then a cop walks up and hits on you. The power dynamic is against you, you're not speaking properly form the previous anxiety, and you then have to wonder if you reject them, will they ticket you or arrest you for rejection. This is a specially American thing, but still.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking Před 2 měsíci +127

      Unfortunately I don't think cops abusing power is unique to America.

    • @tabitha2893
      @tabitha2893 Před 2 měsíci +89

      as someone from the UK where there’s a news story about a woman being in a very similar situation, it’s not just an american thing. power imbalances from cops are a worldwide thing, just read the stanford prison experiment lol

    • @TikkiNikki
      @TikkiNikki Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@seanmatthewking possibly, but it's a HUGE problem here

    • @GorditaSlim
      @GorditaSlim Před 2 měsíci +4

      Meh, power dynamics only work if you let them. Stand with some balls and you'll be able to hand life's BS.

    • @dreadedstill
      @dreadedstill Před 2 měsíci +87

      ⁠@@GorditaSlimThere is a power dynamic between the average person and cops there’s no changing that no matter how confident you are.

  • @cheyennemichelle3960
    @cheyennemichelle3960 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Wow, when Cody said, “I don’t even deserve a like on this video”, and turned away all sad like a weird boy, I had to hit the like.

  • @ExcuseMyPretty
    @ExcuseMyPretty Před měsícem +1

    This video popped up in my suggestions and I’m so glad it did. I haven’t laughed this hard in so long😂 New sub🙋🏽‍♀️

  • @MrSweetPeaser
    @MrSweetPeaser Před 2 měsíci +188

    Cody being short when he gets out of the chair kills me everytime😂

  • @thehudsman
    @thehudsman Před 2 měsíci +206

    "There must be a version of CapCut for middle aged cops"
    That was the funniest thing I've heard in awhile 😂

  • @teasp00ns
    @teasp00ns Před 2 měsíci +1

    If you’re a single cop over 30 it’s over for you bro. All the mean nurses who were bullies in high school have been taken

  • @carsonkohler8765
    @carsonkohler8765 Před měsícem +3

    When he got up to piss I thought he was just going to go stand in the corner for a minute and then come back 💀💀💀

  • @NickonStark
    @NickonStark Před 2 měsíci +125

    Cody has been displaced to the garage. He is truly a dad now.

  • @natpxckk
    @natpxckk Před 2 měsíci +193

    i’m a criminal justice major and i can assure you, the future of america’s cops isn’t getting better than this

  • @mayahicks5142
    @mayahicks5142 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The “I’m cop” is giving “I have purse”

  • @freyjaarnars4713
    @freyjaarnars4713 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I actually love this man so much

  • @ManjarithePandicorn
    @ManjarithePandicorn Před 2 měsíci +92

    " shouldnt you be out like fighting crime"
    LMAO

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 2 měsíci +5

      It makes him sound like Spider-man 😭

    • @heavenwaits
      @heavenwaits Před 2 měsíci +1

      if any visually impaired audience members were wondering if cody is white i hope this video answered it for them 🙏

  • @Random-sk6hm
    @Random-sk6hm Před 2 měsíci +106

    A cop doing ballet followed by the Debby Ryan eyes was not on my bucket list for 2024 😭

  • @tiffanyhall4241
    @tiffanyhall4241 Před 2 měsíci

    I don’t usually watch these types of videos but you just know Cody will make it funny😂😂🙌🏼

  • @vanessalei6079
    @vanessalei6079 Před 2 měsíci

    I LOVE THESE MEMES AT THE END OF CODY KO. UGH 10/10 EDITOR YESSS

  • @brownsugababe444
    @brownsugababe444 Před 2 měsíci +93

    there's gotta be a template bc theres no way every cop has the same: " Age. Im (a) cop. describe how lonely you are. and then end it with a deep question ab life/love."

  • @courtneyorourke6013
    @courtneyorourke6013 Před 2 měsíci +40

    “i’m cop” husband and “i have purse” wife

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 2 měsíci

      I'm cop reminds me of ''I'm Radio Rebel''

  • @noobsaibot728
    @noobsaibot728 Před měsícem

    I just stumbled across your channel and now I'm subscriber! 🙃

  • @Lani-wo2ie
    @Lani-wo2ie Před 2 měsíci

    People that clearly have no problem getting attention pretending they don't, really hurts my heart for those that do GENUINELY struggle

  • @Pktommy1
    @Pktommy1 Před 2 měsíci +160

    The wilder thing is that this is how cops actually hit on you in real life and before TikTok 💀

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk Před 2 měsíci +8

      I've been respectfully hit on by a few cops. It's nicer than married male coworkers casually flirting with you when their wife is in the other room.

    • @ErinBunny24
      @ErinBunny24 Před měsícem

      ​@@Sisterliskso you'd rather get sexually assaulted than flirted with? Your head is screwed. You definitely send love letters to killers in prison because "oh they're hot". Jeez.

    • @bigthunder7002
      @bigthunder7002 Před měsícem

      I’m contractor and housewives will flirt with me. But I don’t feed in to the jezebel! 😤 stay strong my sistas an brethren ✊🏿✊✊🏽

  • @meredithjohnson2843
    @meredithjohnson2843 Před 2 měsíci +73

    How am I supposed to eat lunch and barf at the same time?

  • @liveinrsa5930
    @liveinrsa5930 Před 2 měsíci +1

    many of you liked this video and it was recommended to me. I can't be more grateful

  • @qwertyuui0762
    @qwertyuui0762 Před 2 měsíci

    zade's edit is legendary as always and cody's jokes have me dying lmao

  • @RachelVonLee
    @RachelVonLee Před 2 měsíci +66

    I don’t know why but whenever the editor makes Cody tiny it makes me so happy.

  • @deborahl3083
    @deborahl3083 Před 2 měsíci +130

    since no one is mentioning it, I feel obligated to tell you Cody that the videos you’re watching, are made from other people. They take the videos of the cops in their original videos, strip the audio, and then add their own captions. The people who steal the videos often times don’t know English very well, which is why there are so many grammatical errors and why the posts are so similar.
    PS. You’ll notice that that’s why what the caption says never matches up with how their lips are moving. It’s because they’re saying something else or lip synching another audio.

    • @jodestolo
      @jodestolo Před 2 měsíci +18

      Thanks for explaining this lol. I’m not on tiktok and had no clue

    • @deborahl3083
      @deborahl3083 Před 2 měsíci +20

      @@jodestolo Yeah of course! Not many people would; I noticed it on instagram with videos of women being like “I’m 45 and still talk to my ex. My husband has left me because of this. Am I still beautiful”? They get so much engagement from people who think it’s real, and then you go to the page and realize there are hundreds of videos from women taken and re-used with dumb captions

    • @isototes
      @isototes Před 2 měsíci +14

      also the one guy at 9:15 who is clearly in military garb, not a cop

    • @deborahl3083
      @deborahl3083 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@isototes exactly

    • @afflicti6n
      @afflicti6n Před 2 měsíci +3

      exactly what i was thinking. idk if this is some method to get people to dm them or what

  • @MattCantRap
    @MattCantRap Před 2 měsíci +1

    “Honey how’s your soup?” “IM COP”

  • @realdoomsdaybeast
    @realdoomsdaybeast Před 2 měsíci +7

    You hated cops before, check this out.

  • @nerea4327
    @nerea4327 Před 2 měsíci +32

    Couldn't stop laughing at the "I'm cop" and the insecurity.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 2 měsíci

      They feel like an edgy insecure 14 year old 😭

  • @jasoneverett
    @jasoneverett Před 2 měsíci +32

    Despite the proof right in front of me, I can't believe grown men engage in this behavior.

  • @EarthChild-bj5tr
    @EarthChild-bj5tr Před 2 měsíci +1

    I laughed way too hard at this 😅 genuinely hilarious content

  • @allisoncastle
    @allisoncastle Před 2 měsíci

    Omg please make more of these ❤❤

  • @garlicrbrian
    @garlicrbrian Před 2 měsíci +141

    Both my mom and dad are retired police officers, and I cannot fathom how embarrassing it would be if my dad in his 30s made thirst trap content on tiktok. I don’t think I would ever be the same

    • @raiooh
      @raiooh Před 2 měsíci +6

      😂😭

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před 22 dny

      Notably it's the single cops who are making thirst traps. As usual, married men are too busy being married to be misogynists online.

  • @BelleAllBlack
    @BelleAllBlack Před 2 měsíci +77

    Literally gasped in disgust at the “let me examine you”

    • @KoreaMojo
      @KoreaMojo Před měsícem

      I just thought "you're a cop, not a doctor or a teacher"

  • @YoojinKim-gt5fj
    @YoojinKim-gt5fj Před měsícem

    I just got to add another comment, I forgot to say Cody definitely makes these videos a lot funnier 😂😂😂😂 please keep up the great work 👍 👏 also CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING A BRAND NEW PARENT, YOU'RE GOING TO BE AN AWESOME DAD!!😊

  • @elise3586
    @elise3586 Před 2 měsíci

    i have covid so i don’t really have an appetite yet somehow when i open a cody ko video my body is instantly pavloved into thinking it’s time to eat and now im starving

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething Před 2 měsíci +473

    Cops not knowing why people don't like cops and taking it personally is what gets me.
    "People don't like me just because I'm a cop." Sure, but have you tried looking outside of yourself?
    Also love the "if you hate cops, don't rely on us" as it a cop's duty to protect and serve isn't unconditional. "Im not going to save you bc you called me a loser!" Imagine a fireman or emt saying that
    Edit:
    So I'm learning they don't have to protect and serve even though that sounds like their job...? As firemen, you are not required to take out fires, just drive by if you don't feel like it. As an emt, you can take as long as you want to get to the ER and you won't get in trouble. Even more, it makes "good cops" (you can only be so good, but the system is usually stronger than the individual) pull their weight even more. Just start the entire policing force from scratch

    • @tiaslays255
      @tiaslays255 Před 2 měsíci +8

      They do say shit like that. You just don’t know about it 😂

    • @acegikm
      @acegikm Před 2 měsíci +18

      A lot of women like men in uniform, including cops. I think these guys were just fishing for compliments and wanting women to argue how attractive they are.

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Před 2 měsíci +11

      @@acegikm it looks so sad though 🥲

    • @cassieandchloe1
      @cassieandchloe1 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Except they're literally not required to protect or serve anything. Yay for us! 🫠

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Před 2 měsíci +11

      @@cassieandchloe1 what do they do then? and they wonder why people hate them 😌

  • @JudahHubbard
    @JudahHubbard Před 2 měsíci +54

    Thank god, I was almost alone with my thoughts