The authority level just kept decreasing. I kinda wish he kept going. “…..or my uncle. Or my older brother. Or my therapist. Or the stern, but fair cashier at my favorite donut shop. Or…..”
That group of teenagers at Epcot… especially the main guy bragging about being a football player… never have I seen such losers who are so convinced they’re the shit, it’s actually so painful. And the way he shoved his gf back and told her to stfu, he definitely hits her
"I don't talk to females." That isn't just a red flag, it's a frickin' red banner strung across the street. Misogynists love using 'female' as a dehumanizing term.
As a non-american I find it AMAZING how some people will hit, bite and absolutely assault the police and get a slip on the wrist while others can not even reach for their ID without being percieved as "threatening"
5:52 the main dude who said he would never disrespect his girl violently shoved his girlfriend away, lied about playing for a college football team, and turns out he was dating an underaged girl.
Came to say the same thing that dude is one of the most insecure lames in the history of lames. he then goes on live to try to say that it all started because of a racial slur that never happened. His last ditch effort to save some kind of face.
"I don't disrespect females, I ain't gonna talk to her, I'll talk to you, but not a female!" - calls women "females" - refuses to talk to them - shoves the girl he's with and tells her to shut the f up But I mean, hey, thanks for your honesty my guy lol. We love it when y'all tell on yourselves.
@@patrikgajcevic8123 it’s weird when you use it in casual conversation and especially when you only call women females. just like he said "men and females" - that’s weird. they do that on purpose, to dehumanize women.
@@kevinkevinholti think it was revealed he doesn’t play football for them and possibly doesn’t go there but I don’t fully remember I just know he doesn’t actually play football there 😂😂😂
@@squishgod9094 @twoghostsluvr that's fuckin hilarious 😂 he was talking shit about getting paid NIL money and couldn't even pick a bigger team to pretend to play for? No offense intended to UCF, I guess they were in Orlando so that's probably why
Think the language barrier was working against him a little too. Probably intended to say "feeling self conscious" or something along those lines rather than actually having anxiety the condition. Still not entirely the best advice or approach tho
The best part of the "football player" is not only was he never on the team but he wasn't even a student. The entire football team clowned on him after that footage was released
@@harmonyquinn2557 yeah, I actually feel bad for her, she's a 16-year-old who's clearly being manipulated. It doesn't excuse her actions, but it does explain them. I hope she gets out of the relationship because he didn't hesitate to shove her out of the way and yell at her in public, so who knows what he does to her in private.
The video about anxiety actually works for me.. He is cringey but the message is- good. For people suffering with anxiety i think the most helpful thing is just keeping in that.. no one worth impressing is judging strangers off how they walk or speak or even look. Only time people will be judging you, is if youre the menace. If youre just an awkward person, its wholesome and we ♡ yoouuu.
I was expecting a full squad of disney security dressed in mickey mouse costumes to repel from the ceiling and start wailing on them with batons before dragging them out.
I've beat the shit out of kids like the fake football player and I'm half their size. The magic of learning martial arts at a young age, who knew lol. It really sucks that I'm about the same age as those fart smellas because people like that misrepresent my age group big time... Mfs like them have me thinking "man young adults these days are so entitled", as I'm literally a young adult 😂 I know they're not the majority, but holy shit they do make fools of us.
Righht ? And the way he’s trying to assert dominance to not only the family but also his friends. He’s the one interacting the most and proceeds to call out his friends bc “interacting gives them the attention they crave” just to seem like the smart and grounded friend of the group
I apologize in advance for piggy backing off your comment but this is driving me crazy - in the first video, the black car is absolutely not trying to compete with the silver car for the parking spot, the silver car was in front and completely cut off the black one by turning left in front of it so the black car had to swerve out of the way to avoid slamming into the side/back of the dude in the silver car. Ok sorry rant done 🚗🚙
@@beckybodaschweri9215 Some people care way too much about parking. Now he's gonna have hundreds if not thousands of dollars worth of repairs across the multiple cars he damaged
@@beckybodaschweri9215 Is this bait? Being ahead the silver car had every right to pull out. The black car was way too far back to have any claim to that spot. Furthermore when the silver car did pull out the black car still had enough time and space to avoid the accident, but instead chose to plow forward and hit not just the silver car but a parked car as well. The fault for this incident lies squarely on the shoulders of the person driving the black car.
The funniest part about the Disney video is that I’m from Orlando and I PROMISE you nobody that waits in line at Disney for SOARIN is going to see a UCF game!!! They’re only in town for DISNEY LOLOLOL
This bits at 10:30 and 14:45, I like to imagine Cody just sits in this room for hours playing characters like this for a single bit and then cuts it down to the funniest 60 seconds lol
Context for anyone wondering, the drunk lady had it out for that one cop bc he was the one who attempted to pull her over, then when she didn't pull over, he followed her home because he believed she was driving under the influence. She then refused to get out of her car bc she was in her garage and had to be pulled out of the car w her 2 kids in the backseat. So she was drunk driving w her kids in the car.
That's so disgusting. To put your children at risk, like that. It's awful to drink and drive in general, because you put everyone in your area in danger but to knowingly put your own children at risk, is so beyond disgusting.
@@raicrush Trying to run over her ex-husband it was the arrest in the video was for. She was placed on probation and violated the terms twice- once for tampering with her alcohol monitor by dunking it in a pool and also breaking the latch. The second was the monitor detected alcohol use. I wonder how many cops they sent to check on those incidents.
I have learned from personal experience (an ex) if they are constantly bragging about how much money they have or "have more money than you" chances are their actually broke. And the way he pushed the girl and bossed his friends around just makes me think he's a total narcissist who needed to be the loudest.
Coming from money, anyone bragging like that is clearly not used to wealth. It’s like showing off you have Running water. it’s like “what’s the big deal?” But in a third world country, it can be a real status symbol. It takes someone who doesn’t have it as good to realize what we ‘be been taking for granted. It’s so ironic Braggers don’t realize how self defeating they are. And , rich or poor, anyone who acts like Those line- cutters is Trash.
the worst part of the “purge siren” video is that the siren she’s playing is also the siren for national emergency. who knows the amount of distress she caused that neighbourhood
What pisses me off SO MUCH is that it's clearly nighttime and there could be families with kids in the area. I would rage if idiotic teens woke my kids up like that
9:35 it’s so crazy how he says where he goes to school and what team his plays for as if that scholarship isn’t was got him into college. Cause he’ll get kicked quick.
11:32 Guaranteed the only clout this guy has is like 5 fake friends who tell him "keep grinding brotha 🙏🙏" whenever he posts pictures of himself flashing the single $ 100 bill he got as allowance from his mom in front of his dad's car
@@notamberpI think he means a lot of women tend to have a thing for dads/dad coded guys. Not all of us obviously, but there’s definitely some kind of trend for it. Me personally, I get it, but it’s not all women that like it 😂
THIS is very interesting. Thanks for sharing your journey through whatever existential challenge you were facing about what the world is coming to...and really fast!! I'm having these challenges every time I go to the mall.
Cody’s whole bit abt the 20 year old who cut the line in front of the family when he was like “i’m not gonna talk to you because i don’t talk to people like you because i’ve got a BIG GAME on saturday and…” that seemed never-ending was the most perfectly comedic performance ever ;)
Cody have you ever considered stand up comedy? Your comedic tangents are honestly a chefs kiss. So funny without taking it too far. I know this sort of banter is different from joke writing but damn man you are talented!
Real talk, I got over my social anxiety (actually diagnosed btw) when I fully realized that nobody gives a shit about you or what you do. Realizing something is a lot different from knowing or believing though, its a lot of hard work to truly realize something and I couldnt have done it without some people that actually DO care.
Best part about the football player dude is UCF literally made a post after this clarifying that they had no clue who he was and he definitely wasn’t on the football team. 🤣🤣🤣
The meme is two guys pointing at their friend lying on the floor with the caption “so I told Dean to lay down on the floor… he actually did it the absolute madman”
That football player video was the biggest plot twist ever. The whole time I was like, "Please, someone tell me he lost his spot on the team for this." And then it turns out he was never even on the team to begin with. He playing intramurals then or something??
I've been homeless. There are SO many people who try to use you as a way to make themselves feel good, pretending they want to make you feel good, then look disappointed when you don't thank them enough lol We're not like little machines you put in a dollar in that gives you gratitude and warmth in return. We're people who are capable of having bad days even if you try to make better. In fact, most days are bad days lol A dollar is not gonna change the fact I'm sleeping under a bridge. I'm just glad the phone cameras were shitty when I was homeless so I didn't have to deal with people filming me for clout. The only people who filmed were photographers who wanted to make artsy poverty porn
right! that dude was unnecessarily misogynistic too. being way too aggressive with his lady friends and that whole “i only talk to *men* i don’t talk to *females* ”
anyone else get the vibe that the line cutting 20y olds are gonna get in a fatal drunken driving incident or is it just me. they just have that energy about them
every time im at work, at home eating, or just relaxing and looking to see if hes posted a video, he never disappoints. i love him so much, makes me laugh out loud every video
2:58 bro was acting on his insecurity, not truly trying to conquer it. That’s the problem that so many men have, and they almost always turn it violent because that’s the most prominent emotion they’re encouraged to have by a patriarchal system 👍🏼
5:37 this type of thing actually happened to me. A group of teenagers cut in front of my bf and I in a super long line we had already been in for like 20 mins for a ride, and I called them out and told them to leave and they just started going off on me. Glad this dad was chill and confident. My bf and I just had to leave and forget the ride because we got so stressed out. I cried a bit because it was just so much out of nowhere. Anyways I hate teens
Idk what goes on with other peoples heads around that age, but a while ago I was just having lunch outside with my friends at an outdoor shopping in broad center in broad daylight & a group of teens randomly start jumping us for no reason?! They obviously got arrested and charged with assault.
Yeah, it's a shame because if you do something about it or fight back then you are also in the wrong but also, they just go unchecked and continue this behavior. Something that has brought me peace though is knowing that all shit in life catches up and they will get what they deserve eventually.
No feeling lost on the short dude. And props to the other guy. This type of public freak out would NOT happen if more people had "find out" portion delivered to them. They do it cuz they think they can run their mouth with no consequences. If people got stuck in the jaw more for running their mouth to strangers. This wouldnt happen.
And now that the video has become popular guess what? people are making fun of his height which is irrelevant. that guy is a jerk but he has gotten a lot of bullying for it, it's easy to judge but I bet you wouldn't like experiencing life as a very short man
@@SamWillBenchYa it's alright man, we know short men are oppressed here in the cody ko army. if you ever need me to get something off the top shelf I will use my privilege with alacrity because I am a meninist who understands the plight of smaller men.
14:19 that’s actually a legitimate intervention for social anxiety called shame busting. Not sure I love the idea, but some therapists actually use that.
The random moments of politeness between insults, like when someone said there are children present and they say sorry, or when the dad says "I'm old, idk what that means" and the guy explains, it just makes it infinitely funnier
I was going to watch this while working out but was midway through a pushup when you showed the very first clip and immediately collapsed onto the floor laughing...guess I will have to wait for another time x)
@14:10 aw man, that homeless guy looked like he was genuinely excited that someone was going to eat lunch with him, only for the dude to immediately leave after giving him the food. That sucks. I imagine being homeless can get really lonely, given that a lot of people won't even make eye contact with you :/
man these videos never fail at making me feel so much better about how I act in public. I may be a little awkward and tell the subway worker “you too” when they tell me “have a nice meal” but atleast I’ll never be like this
the meme cody couldn't remember was "dean the absolute madman" where the lads dared Dean to lay on the floor, and he actually did it the absolute madman
19:25 I think the guy filming was telling the car to turn fast because the other dude had already started going down the hill when the car started to pull around the corner
I think the guy talking about anxiety meant to show that we always think people are always judging us hence causing us anxiety. Like people care what we are wearing or if we're walking funny or they all turn to look at us when we walk into a room. This is a lesson actually taught to people with anxiety. "You're not that special" as in... Its not like in the movies, no one really cares what you're doing and they're probably too busy worrying about their own insecurities to notice yours.
Cody flying was edited too damn well lmao
It caught me off guard for a sec😂
Same 😂 I had to watch it a few times
Shoutout zade
7:18
Zade shows how he does it on his tiktok! Super cool
Props to Zade for making Cody FLY
Literally how did he do that
I think Cody was flying fr there’s now way that was edited
Should be top comment😤
i saw his tiktok ab how he edited it yesterday 😭
goat fr
“shut your mouth, you’re not god or my father” is such a banger line tho LMAO
No. Grow up.
“or my boss! 😡”
Banger line for elementary school kids maybe.
im going to use that to annoy my friends now.
Haha he deserved it!!
Boss being on the same level as God and Father is kinda crazy if you think about it.
That screams daddy issues
The authority level just kept decreasing. I kinda wish he kept going. “…..or my uncle. Or my older brother. Or my therapist. Or the stern, but fair cashier at my favorite donut shop. Or…..”
@@RagnarLoudpakstern but fair cashier 😂
He just wanted to be dominated 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was thinking that as well.
That group of teenagers at Epcot… especially the main guy bragging about being a football player… never have I seen such losers who are so convinced they’re the shit, it’s actually so painful. And the way he shoved his gf back and told her to stfu, he definitely hits her
The dude doesn't even play college ball for any team in Florida lol
Commented b4 it was said in the vid mb
and didn’t he keep saying “i don’t talk to females like that” or something? bro be fr
"I don't talk to females." That isn't just a red flag, it's a frickin' red banner strung across the street. Misogynists love using 'female' as a dehumanizing term.
The fact that this is at Disney just makes it 10 times more apparent how delusional they are
cody wearing a button up instead of a tshirt is peak dad mode
Cody is actually wearing a flying suit the whole time
It’s a shirt jacket, doesn’t count
i thought he was just wearing a fancy purple dressing gown for the first few seconds and didnt question it at all
He’s preparing
yo I really like that shirt haha
As a non-american I find it AMAZING how some people will hit, bite and absolutely assault the police and get a slip on the wrist while others can not even reach for their ID without being percieved as "threatening"
I mean. It’s typically one specific type of person that can act crazy like that and get off easy
Generally, tiny handcuffed women(?) do not pose much of a threat, so the police wouldn't really be on edge
@@Capslackaguess only black people put them on edge huh
@@EMG_Imanso only black people get arrested?
sure bud, because an aggravated assault charge is a slap on the wrist lol
that shit can literally get you nearly as much time as attempted murder
9:51 makes me happy that the school publicly stated that that kid never has and never will play football for them. Lmfao.
5:52 the main dude who said he would never disrespect his girl violently shoved his girlfriend away, lied about playing for a college football team, and turns out he was dating an underaged girl.
WHAT. I didn’t know about that last part 😭. Hope he gets what he deserves.
@@smokeyskeet1694 yeah he literally admitted it in a tiktok response to all this
I pray for the absolute worst for him
I think we all knew he was a top tier asshole
Came to say the same thing that dude is one of the most insecure lames in the history of lames. he then goes on live to try to say that it all started because of a racial slur that never happened. His last ditch effort to save some kind of face.
the fact that the football dude isn't even a student at UCF is so funny
The fact that he’s 23 hanging with 18 yo is even funnier, his multiple arrests are also hilarious
“What you want my name? My social security number!?” Absolutely I do. These dudes don’t think before they speak lol
“Hey if you’re offering it up for free! Why not?”
"What's your @ ? I got clout" is one of the cringiest things I've ever heard 😂😂😂
"I don't disrespect females, I ain't gonna talk to her, I'll talk to you, but not a female!"
- calls women "females"
- refuses to talk to them
- shoves the girl he's with and tells her to shut the f up
But I mean, hey, thanks for your honesty my guy lol. We love it when y'all tell on yourselves.
Nothing wrong with the word female or male
@@patrikgajcevic8123 Not in a scientific/academic context sure, in everyday language however, you come off as weird.
you have brain rot@@patrikgajcevic8123
@@patrikgajcevic8123 it’s weird when you use it in casual conversation and especially when you only call women females. just like he said "men and females" - that’s weird. they do that on purpose, to dehumanize women.
@@deadbunnys yep, Its an immediate red flag when someone says "females" where they could have said "women" instead.
The Disney line one had me dying of second hand embarrassment
"I play football at the University of Central Florida" -- not anymore bro, your coach won't like this one
Honestly such an embarrassing thing to brag about too like cool you get brain damage for the profit of your school… sick dude
@@kevinkevinholt
He didn't even play there in the first place bro was completely delusional lmaoooo
@@kevinkevinholti think it was revealed he doesn’t play football for them and possibly doesn’t go there but I don’t fully remember I just know he doesn’t actually play football there 😂😂😂
@@squishgod9094 @twoghostsluvr that's fuckin hilarious 😂 he was talking shit about getting paid NIL money and couldn't even pick a bigger team to pretend to play for? No offense intended to UCF, I guess they were in Orlando so that's probably why
I had to pause to laugh. I had to pause to laugh hysterically at Cody’s impression of that woman literally being carried by the police
2:14 “go ahead and attack me big guy” is exactly what big guy wanted to hear in that moment.
The best part was he didn't even get all the words out before getting decked
The group of people yelling at the family was absolutely disgusting
Luckily they all got what they deserved from it
Sometimes I think it would absolutely be worth a night in jail to just deck one of them.
Seriously- how embarrassing to have such immature friends who can’t behave in public.
Wait till you find out he was lying the WHOLE TIME😂
Its so cringy seeing people like this. >..
Cody’s complete misinterpretation of the concept of the ride “Soarin’” is so funny
he forgot disney is in central florida 💀💀
Doesn't he live in cali?? How has he not been to disney??
@@loganesten2180 Epcot is part of Walt Disney World not Disneyland
Disney World is in Florida
the way he was so confidently wrong 😂
@@thatoneperson8154 Soarin' is also in California lol in DCA
“Why waste your precious anxiety on these randos?” Is absolutely my motto from now on
The anti-anxiety guy is the epitome of "a little confused but he's got the spirit"
Think the language barrier was working against him a little too. Probably intended to say "feeling self conscious" or something along those lines rather than actually having anxiety the condition. Still not entirely the best advice or approach tho
I was thinking the same thing. “Plugs a little weird but he’s chill” 😂
The best part of the "football player" is not only was he never on the team but he wasn't even a student. The entire football team clowned on him after that footage was released
lmaooo starting 2024 with the biggest L
Love how the guy at 9:10 says he doesn’t direspect women, but about 30 seconds earlier pushed his friend, told her to shut up, and called her a b*tch
Girlfriend*, who is underage. (:
@@harmonyquinn2557 yeah, I actually feel bad for her, she's a 16-year-old who's clearly being manipulated. It doesn't excuse her actions, but it does explain them. I hope she gets out of the relationship because he didn't hesitate to shove her out of the way and yell at her in public, so who knows what he does to her in private.
the delusion of these kinda guys. they claim to respect women yet their beliefs and/or actions show they really don't
@@winniethepooht5776 also seems like she was drunk/intoxicated… a bit worried for her tbh
He doesn't disrespect women,he just disrespects the teenage girls he preys on
The video about anxiety actually works for me.. He is cringey but the message is- good. For people suffering with anxiety i think the most helpful thing is just keeping in that.. no one worth impressing is judging strangers off how they walk or speak or even look. Only time people will be judging you, is if youre the menace. If youre just an awkward person, its wholesome and we ♡ yoouuu.
yeah, it was a little cringe but his message is very sweet if a bit simplistic. I can't see any harm in it.
lol good message but codys finger gun montage was still fire.
What he's trying to describe is the Spotlight effect.
and then u woke up and realized anxiety is a mental disability that u can’t just make go away
I'm glad that he thought it was an indoor skydiving thing so that the edit of Cody flying could be made lol
Disney is BRUTAL when it comes to swearing I'm surprised they didn't have those kids physically removed very quickly.
Maybe cuz it's Florida
yea i’m surprised they weren’t thrown out lol
@@savannaherickson6895im pretty sure security came afterwards
I was expecting a full squad of disney security dressed in mickey mouse costumes to repel from the ceiling and start wailing on them with batons before dragging them out.
@@hereandnow3156 I've seen it happen man you have no idea.
I've met kids like the fake football player before they're effing terrifying. The blatant lies are out of this world.
I've beat the shit out of kids like the fake football player and I'm half their size. The magic of learning martial arts at a young age, who knew lol.
It really sucks that I'm about the same age as those fart smellas because people like that misrepresent my age group big time... Mfs like them have me thinking "man young adults these days are so entitled", as I'm literally a young adult 😂 I know they're not the majority, but holy shit they do make fools of us.
like I know there is a lot of good people in the world... but damn. these people are fucking miserable to be near.
Who is he, just curious lmao
@elilentz783 probably some kid who wanted to play and sucked at try outs.
Righht ? And the way he’s trying to assert dominance to not only the family but also his friends. He’s the one interacting the most and proceeds to call out his friends bc “interacting gives them the attention they crave” just to seem like the smart and grounded friend of the group
Cody truly is ready to be a dad because "Throat coat, trying to become the throat goat" almost made me black out
Throat Coat is so underrated. If you’re reading this and ever need tea for a sore throat or before singing or speaking, throat coat is incredible 👏🏽
it tastes rancid tho
telling someone they're on their way to having 3 aggravated DUIs is my new favorite insult.
Cody becoming a dad is not only changing his sense of humour but ours along with him
As if he didn’t always have dad humor tbh 😂
I apologize in advance for piggy backing off your comment but this is driving me crazy - in the first video, the black car is absolutely not trying to compete with the silver car for the parking spot, the silver car was in front and completely cut off the black one by turning left in front of it so the black car had to swerve out of the way to avoid slamming into the side/back of the dude in the silver car. Ok sorry rant done 🚗🚙
@@beckybodaschweri9215 Some people care way too much about parking. Now he's gonna have hundreds if not thousands of dollars worth of repairs across the multiple cars he damaged
I’m happy with it. 😂
@@beckybodaschweri9215 Is this bait? Being ahead the silver car had every right to pull out. The black car was way too far back to have any claim to that spot. Furthermore when the silver car did pull out the black car still had enough time and space to avoid the accident, but instead chose to plow forward and hit not just the silver car but a parked car as well. The fault for this incident lies squarely on the shoulders of the person driving the black car.
Cody really embraced his inner dad with this button up, savage move.
'why waste your anxiety on these randos? save you anxiety when youre a little bit too high right before bed'
Laughed so hard.
“Why waste your anxiety on these people, save it for when you’re a little too high right before bed” 😂😂😂 that was too accurate
fr 😂😂
Forreal 😂😂😂
me watching that w my bong at midnight o_0
yea that's a bar
he called me out 😭
I love that Disney guy just made it easier to identify him when he started bragging about playing college football
Ok got to the part where it’s confirmed he lied which is even more embarassing
the hilarious thing is that he doesn't play on a team. he doesn't even go to the university he's talking about. such a sad loser lmao
He admitted on a livestream that his gf is underage 😭
@@Random-sk6hm the hits keep coming 💀 i guess when he said he doesn’t speak to “females”, he just meant adult women!!!
@@briannahopev"I don't speak to females. Girls, though, I talk to all the time."
The funniest part about the Disney video is that I’m from Orlando and I PROMISE you nobody that waits in line at Disney for SOARIN is going to see a UCF game!!! They’re only in town for DISNEY LOLOLOL
This bits at 10:30 and 14:45, I like to imagine Cody just sits in this room for hours playing characters like this for a single bit and then cuts it down to the funniest 60 seconds lol
Context for anyone wondering, the drunk lady had it out for that one cop bc he was the one who attempted to pull her over, then when she didn't pull over, he followed her home because he believed she was driving under the influence. She then refused to get out of her car bc she was in her garage and had to be pulled out of the car w her 2 kids in the backseat. So she was drunk driving w her kids in the car.
and i thought it couldn't get any worse
She also had attempted to run over her husband because they were divorcing (wonder why lol)
@@raicrush WTF
That's so disgusting. To put your children at risk, like that. It's awful to drink and drive in general, because you put everyone in your area in danger but to knowingly put your own children at risk, is so beyond disgusting.
@@raicrush Trying to run over her ex-husband it was the arrest in the video was for. She was placed on probation and violated the terms twice- once for tampering with her alcohol monitor by dunking it in a pool and also breaking the latch. The second was the monitor detected alcohol use. I wonder how many cops they sent to check on those incidents.
“I don’t argue with people, I make money”…as he continues to argue with people for like 75 minutes 😭
“WOMEN IN GENERAL 😡😡😡” lmao gets me every time
15:35 I think it’s the absolute mad lad meme’ Codys talking about. When Dean got dared to lay on the kitchen floor, he actually did it the mad man
I have learned from personal experience (an ex) if they are constantly bragging about how much money they have or "have more money than you" chances are their actually broke. And the way he pushed the girl and bossed his friends around just makes me think he's a total narcissist who needed to be the loudest.
Nailed it. Seen that from one of my exes too 😂
And dude said "I would never let someone disrespect my girl" and then he goes and does it himself 😂
I'm sure she paid his way in too. 😂
Coming from money, anyone bragging like that is clearly not used to wealth. It’s like showing off you have Running water. it’s like “what’s the big deal?” But in a third world country, it can be a real status symbol. It takes someone who doesn’t have it as good to realize what we ‘be been taking for granted. It’s so ironic Braggers don’t realize how self defeating they are.
And , rich or poor, anyone who acts like Those line- cutters is Trash.
Assholes are assholes. Narcissist is a diagnosis. Stop demonizing an already demonized diagnosis.
the worst part of the “purge siren” video is that the siren she’s playing is also the siren for national emergency. who knows the amount of distress she caused that neighbourhood
Legit because you probably wouldn’t be able to tell it was a random car
It’s a different siren sound. The actual emergency siren is a lot higher pitched
What pisses me off SO MUCH is that it's clearly nighttime and there could be families with kids in the area. I would rage if idiotic teens woke my kids up like that
fr if you didn't know that it was a car you'd be terrified
@@leahdoesdisney6972 ahhh okay
9:35 it’s so crazy how he says where he goes to school and what team his plays for as if that scholarship isn’t was got him into college. Cause he’ll get kicked quick.
12:08 update HES JOT EVEN A STUDENT?
11:32 Guaranteed the only clout this guy has is like 5 fake friends who tell him "keep grinding brotha 🙏🙏" whenever he posts pictures of himself flashing the single $ 100 bill he got as allowance from his mom in front of his dad's car
Love how Cody is totally ready to be a dad, but doesn’t make a big deal about it.
i think this is why women (or anyone) love dads so much
He makes a big deal out of it, just in a funny and not toxic way. The recent golf video is a good example lol
@@bugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsthat barely makes sense lol
@@notamberpI think he means a lot of women tend to have a thing for dads/dad coded guys. Not all of us obviously, but there’s definitely some kind of trend for it.
Me personally, I get it, but it’s not all women that like it 😂
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Holy fucking shit. Cody skydiving was so unexpected. Nicely done Zade
So happy for you and Kelsey, Cody!! Ur videos are always a highlight of my week ❤
THIS is very interesting. Thanks for sharing your journey through whatever existential challenge you were facing about what the world is coming to...and really fast!! I'm having these challenges every time I go to the mall.
I feel like Cody is buttering us up with all these videos so we won’t be upset when he leaves us for 3 months to take care of bebe 😭
he said they’re taking a break on tmg a couple weeks ago
@@jempop how long?
it’s working
I mean I won't be upset when he takes a break
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Cody’s whole bit abt the 20 year old who cut the line in front of the family when he was like “i’m not gonna talk to you because i don’t talk to people like you because i’ve got a BIG GAME on saturday and…” that seemed never-ending was the most perfectly comedic performance ever ;)
FORREAL that was the funniest shit ever 😂😂😂
Cody, you are what I watch when I'm at home a little bit too high right before I go to bed 14:45
6:08 CUN-*explosion*-T
We still heard the entire word Zade 😂 And I wouldn’t have it any other way
That driver who simply said sorry is the only redeemable person in any of these videos
Fr his kindness and sincerity is the only reason I had hope after watching this
Tbf, legally, I don't see how those guys should be allowed to skateboard there, any car could show up at any time because it's literally a road.
oml the editing of Cody flying is actually insane his editor has been going sicko mode lately
absolutely insaneo style
It broke my brain for a second lmao.
Yeah I agree that edit went insaneo style!
Zade is the one true throat goat
JOEL REFERENCE AHH
Cody have you ever considered stand up comedy? Your comedic tangents are honestly a chefs kiss. So funny without taking it too far. I know this sort of banter is different from joke writing but damn man you are talented!
Real talk, I got over my social anxiety (actually diagnosed btw) when I fully realized that nobody gives a shit about you or what you do.
Realizing something is a lot different from knowing or believing though, its a lot of hard work to truly realize something and I couldnt have done it without some people that actually DO care.
Best part about the football player dude is UCF literally made a post after this clarifying that they had no clue who he was and he definitely wasn’t on the football team. 🤣🤣🤣
cody teasing us with the promise of a meme but never actually showing it is psychological torture
Absolute mad lad
Not him edging us
@@Random-sk6hm pls show us the meme i'm so close 😩
The meme is two guys pointing at their friend lying on the floor with the caption “so I told Dean to lay down on the floor… he actually did it the absolute madman”
@@shytoad720chill tf out ayo
Cody, I genuinely love you so much. I’ve watched you since I was 16 years old. I’m 22 now and im still laughing like a mf. You’re the man Cody ❤
That football player video was the biggest plot twist ever. The whole time I was like, "Please, someone tell me he lost his spot on the team for this."
And then it turns out he was never even on the team to begin with. He playing intramurals then or something??
I've been homeless. There are SO many people who try to use you as a way to make themselves feel good, pretending they want to make you feel good, then look disappointed when you don't thank them enough lol We're not like little machines you put in a dollar in that gives you gratitude and warmth in return. We're people who are capable of having bad days even if you try to make better. In fact, most days are bad days lol A dollar is not gonna change the fact I'm sleeping under a bridge. I'm just glad the phone cameras were shitty when I was homeless so I didn't have to deal with people filming me for clout. The only people who filmed were photographers who wanted to make artsy poverty porn
Being homeless already equals having no privacy and then people want to film you on top of that
Some homeless guys near me do have card readers though, so half way there.
@@Ukraineaissance2014 didn't know a 10 dollar adapter means you can get housing. you must be handing them out to every homeless person, right?
That Disney group was so painful to watch
right! that dude was unnecessarily misogynistic too. being way too aggressive with his lady friends and that whole “i only talk to *men* i don’t talk to *females* ”
For real. They gave me heartburn with how much secondhand embarrassment I was feeling, and I'm around their age 💀
@@nomoretwitterhandlesactually had to pause the video and breathe for a minute it was making me so angry
@@jadeeliss1370 fr it’s soo telling when they say "men and females". btw his girlfriend is a minor, doesn’t surprise me tbh. ew.
cody has major dad energy in this and I'm here for it
That's so true what Cody said around 19 minutes in about these videos being made just give anxiety and stress boosts to the people around
anyone else notice that cody just turns around and consults with a ghost every so often 😳
Yo why’d he keep doin that?😂
Several times in several videos 😭😂
kelsey sometimes hangs out in there lol
These videos so shocking that Cody has to break into a different plane and consult with Caspar
@@sarasworst yeah i was thinking "kelsey or someone else gotta be in there watching" 😂
anyone else get the vibe that the line cutting 20y olds are gonna get in a fatal drunken driving incident or is it just me. they just have that energy about them
Seen it 5 billion times in my alcoholic hometown full of high school peakers
Idk about the rest of them but the girl who was obviously slurring….
@@nahimgood4slurring out the slurs, indeed she was!
every time im at work, at home eating, or just relaxing and looking to see if hes posted a video, he never disappoints. i love him so much, makes me laugh out loud every video
2:58 bro was acting on his insecurity, not truly trying to conquer it. That’s the problem that so many men have, and they almost always turn it violent because that’s the most prominent emotion they’re encouraged to have by a patriarchal system 👍🏼
Just as I thought I would have nothing to watch while pooping, Cody saves the day
Watching while pooping gang
Reading this while POOPIN
If there isn’t a video I’m holding my shit in
who poopin up their shit rn
Same
You saying "I got a game on Saturday" over and over is making me think of Jenna's basketball game 🤣
Igotabasketballgametomorrowwww!!!!❤
Hi my name is Trey and I have a basketball game tomorrow
Another hard watch. Keep ‘em coming!
5:37 this type of thing actually happened to me. A group of teenagers cut in front of my bf and I in a super long line we had already been in for like 20 mins for a ride, and I called them out and told them to leave and they just started going off on me. Glad this dad was chill and confident. My bf and I just had to leave and forget the ride because we got so stressed out. I cried a bit because it was just so much out of nowhere. Anyways I hate teens
I’m sorry that happened. I’m around their age and even my own flight or fight kicks in every time I see a group of teens somewhere 😭
Teens are actually the worst 😭
- a teen
Idk what goes on with other peoples heads around that age, but a while ago I was just having lunch outside with my friends at an outdoor shopping in broad center in broad daylight & a group of teens randomly start jumping us for no reason?! They obviously got arrested and charged with assault.
Yeah, it's a shame because if you do something about it or fight back then you are also in the wrong but also, they just go unchecked and continue this behavior. Something that has brought me peace though is knowing that all shit in life catches up and they will get what they deserve eventually.
aw I'm sorry
all this makes me wanna carry a taser around lol it's a good thing I don't go out much
Cody’s the all time throat goat
nah fo realll 😎
Chillllllll
the glizzy guzzler
He got that goose neck
couldn’t sleep just been binging these cody tah :))
Wow Zade is on another level making Cody fly, best editor on CZcams
Mad props to the Zade for that flying bit. That was genuinely SO cool to watch lol
No feeling lost on the short dude. And props to the other guy.
This type of public freak out would NOT happen if more people had "find out" portion delivered to them.
They do it cuz they think they can run their mouth with no consequences. If people got stuck in the jaw more for running their mouth to strangers. This wouldnt happen.
That’s why it didn’t used to happen like it does now.internet made some folks too comfortable disrespecting others..
Its so sad he feels that way but theres a reason why people are kinda laughing at him and its not because he’s short, its his attitude lol
@@erikkibler3466you really think it didn't use to happen?? It probably just didn't get filmed that much
And now that the video has become popular guess what? people are making fun of his height which is irrelevant. that guy is a jerk but he has gotten a lot of bullying for it, it's easy to judge but I bet you wouldn't like experiencing life as a very short man
@@SamWillBenchYa it's alright man, we know short men are oppressed here in the cody ko army. if you ever need me to get something off the top shelf I will use my privilege with alacrity because I am a meninist who understands the plight of smaller men.
14:19 that’s actually a legitimate intervention for social anxiety called shame busting. Not sure I love the idea, but some therapists actually use that.
The random moments of politeness between insults, like when someone said there are children present and they say sorry, or when the dad says "I'm old, idk what that means" and the guy explains, it just makes it infinitely funnier
Going for the Bite move on a Police Officer is a strange play
Yooo, Patterrz love the vids man :)
It wasn’t very effective
guess she likes pork
They'll never expect it
2:06. “Go ahead and attack me.”
Did this guy just give his consent? Charges against the tall men dismissed.
That guy actually doesn't play football. The school confirmed it.
Oh, and that edit with Cody flying is hilarious and looked great. Good shit.
That was mentioned in the video already
I was going to watch this while working out but was midway through a pushup when you showed the very first clip and immediately collapsed onto the floor laughing...guess I will have to wait for another time x)
@14:10 aw man, that homeless guy looked like he was genuinely excited that someone was going to eat lunch with him, only for the dude to immediately leave after giving him the food. That sucks. I imagine being homeless can get really lonely, given that a lot of people won't even make eye contact with you :/
man these videos never fail at making me feel so much better about how I act in public. I may be a little awkward and tell the subway worker “you too” when they tell me “have a nice meal” but atleast I’ll never be like this
“Wtf? Now I’m nervous” is so personal to me
It made me really happy when Cody said he thinks “pop” is a stupid word, cause I was thinking the exact same thing. I absolutely hate that word
I love how when Cody does anything now, everybody instantly calls it dad coded
the meme cody couldn't remember was "dean the absolute madman" where the lads dared Dean to lay on the floor, and he actually did it the absolute madman
19:25 I think the guy filming was telling the car to turn fast because the other dude had already started going down the hill when the car started to pull around the corner
16:14 she had dogs, she couldn’t drag them across the road
The "they look like siblings" comment about Arianna's bf went over your head. He looks exactly like her real brother.
the “the only time you should have anxiety is when you get a little too high before bed” joke was too accurate 💀💀
One of your funniest videos recently! Legit all the bits sounded exactly like what my friend group would do. 😂😂
I think the guy talking about anxiety meant to show that we always think people are always judging us hence causing us anxiety. Like people care what we are wearing or if we're walking funny or they all turn to look at us when we walk into a room. This is a lesson actually taught to people with anxiety. "You're not that special" as in... Its not like in the movies, no one really cares what you're doing and they're probably too busy worrying about their own insecurities to notice yours.
8:51 LMAOOO “what’s your @“ to a grown dad is crazy
“Save your anxiety for when you’re a little bit too high right before you go to bed” CODY CALLING ME OUT BY NAME ADDRESS AND HAIR COLOR RIGHT NOW
nah cuz my high ass is also tweaking right now like how did he know
The "Nobody cares what you do" guy actually had a pretty good message.
imagine feeling like you have to cut in line at disney world and then calling a dad a loser for responding appropriately...that's so lame
Huge shoutout to Zade for the masterclass in editing he does on these videos. Truly A+ work