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  • čas přidán 19. 04. 2024
  • New music video w Nut: • Cody Ko & Young Nut - ...
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  • @Joeymountains
    @Joeymountains Před 27 dny +10318

    Cody not knowing what MC is while on the Main Character Subreddit is hilarious

    • @EsotericThoughts93
      @EsotericThoughts93 Před 27 dny +864

      The elderly tends to lose touch with things once you reach their age. It’s normal

    • @SublimeSubliminalHeir
      @SublimeSubliminalHeir Před 27 dny +21

      True ​@@EsotericThoughts93

    • @DanLyndon
      @DanLyndon Před 27 dny +36

      ​@@EsotericThoughts93MC is not new though. People have been abbreviating main character to MC for as long as I can remember.
      Edit: Obviously it has other meanings. But that's why you need to use context in language. Like being on the Main Character subreddit, why the hell would anyone think it meant Master of Ceremonies?

    • @AdamOBrien29
      @AdamOBrien29 Před 27 dny +44

      My first thought was master of ceremonies 😅😅

    • @AdamOBrien29
      @AdamOBrien29 Před 27 dny +27

      ​@@DanLyndonMC has been used in music much more and for longer

  • @maggiepilat3760
    @maggiepilat3760 Před 27 dny +3705

    The first guy saying she needs to see a counselor is great cause usually you say to see a therapist but in HIGH SCHOOL it would be a counselor

    • @miisa_
      @miisa_ Před 26 dny +255

      Also ”counsilir” lol he needs to go back to english class... but he would love that wouldn’t he

    • @lilacdiesel
      @lilacdiesel Před 25 dny +34

      omfg you're right 💀

    • @madcomicdialogue
      @madcomicdialogue Před 25 dny +17

      Actually there are mental health counselors but from my experience theyre less qualified than therapists and some times theyre flat out scams

    • @totallytravicious5919
      @totallytravicious5919 Před 24 dny +9

      ​@madcomicdialogue yeah bc its a crime to claim to be a therapist with no credentials. Why do you think high schools hire counselors instead of regular therepists? Bc you can't demand more money for something you don't have the credentials for it. It's cheaper to get counselors lmao

    • @aoneal3723
      @aoneal3723 Před 24 dny +21

      @@totallytravicious5919you still need a masters degree to be a school counselor, they’re not just randos off the street lol

  • @LiilYogurt
    @LiilYogurt Před 27 dny +965

    I love the first guy specifying “prom king nominees” instead of winners. Bro clearly didn’t peak hard enough smh

  • @Beeperoni
    @Beeperoni Před 27 dny +2171

    Talks to someone disrespectfully: “I can’t believe you would talk to me this way”

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 Před 26 dny +117

      People really do act like being a "customer" means you can call someone a "b*tch" and still get their services...

    • @PeterBalfor
      @PeterBalfor Před 24 dny

      100% her ass drives an Escalade

    • @scorpionqueen11
      @scorpionqueen11 Před 24 dny

      They really do get offended when you match their energy. Lol. ​@@vlo4829

    • @thedeviouspanda
      @thedeviouspanda Před 24 dny +19

      People really be like that. I had a guy start popping off in line behind me once so I turned around and talked shit back to him and he was just stunned that I used the f word~ Like dude how are you shocked?

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Před 23 dny +11

      @@thedeviouspanda right? I'm a pretty passive person, but even i understand that If you get confrontational with someone, you don't get to act surprised when they come back at you 🤷‍♂

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay Před 27 dny +3050

    Imagine bragging that you peaked at 16

    • @keithtorrence2487
      @keithtorrence2487 Před 27 dny +135

      Um 18. IM not going to take that disrespect.
      I don’t have the energy to write as much as that dude lol. Even as a joke

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Před 27 dny +73

      It totally doesn't scream I'm unhappy with my current life an need to cope

    • @TronciM
      @TronciM Před 26 dny

      ​@@keithtorrence2487ok

    • @thundafellow
      @thundafellow Před 24 dny +7

      fr, like bro has so much more life ahead of him to do something cool and meaningful but he's like "nah, hs was all i had in me"

    • @p3xo
      @p3xo Před 19 dny +2

      i peaked at 11 tbh life’s gone downhill after that

  • @alanadaniel4674
    @alanadaniel4674 Před 27 dny +6576

    “I’m 11 years old you’re 80” SENT ME 🤣🤣that’s literally the best response ever

    • @yercjesus
      @yercjesus Před 27 dny +33

      FR

    • @egoreirich789
      @egoreirich789 Před 27 dny +188

      He sounds EXACTLY like Aang from the Last Airbender lol

    • @amygrimes6438
      @amygrimes6438 Před 27 dny +131

      Yeah.... that woman clearly has issues.

    • @Joeysaladslover
      @Joeysaladslover Před 27 dny +5

      @@CallMeSkinnythere are literally zero plates of food in the video

    • @harps_chord_
      @harps_chord_ Před 27 dny +17

      ​@CallMeSkinny oml they're not talking about the live stream.

  • @lindsayschmidt2177
    @lindsayschmidt2177 Před 27 dny +1061

    Tilikum’s story is actually very depressing. He was taken from his mother at a very young age to be held in a tiny pool with two other orcas who essentially beat the crap out of him. Then he was taken to Sea World, where he was made to perform like a circus animal, and kept in an extremely tiny pool with no other orcas he could interact with. I highly recommend watching the documentary Black Fish which goes into his story in detail. Tilikum sadly passed away in 2017 due to the mistreatment he’d suffered since he was a baby.

    • @jvliakay
      @jvliakay Před 27 dny +158

      He died from a lung infection, probably due to his inability to be active in his tiny pool. You’re right though, his story, along with every other captive orca, is very, very depressing. I will never believe the trainers who work with these animals when say they do it because they love them. If they loved them, they’d be advocating for their release from these prisons.

    • @midnightemmy3778
      @midnightemmy3778 Před 26 dny +33

      @@jvliakay I agree with you, but I don't believe that at the time the trainers knew the actual impact that captivity and performing tricks actually had on orcas. They were misled by Sea World who was mainly responsible for keeping these animals in captivity.

    • @annamarijarvinen
      @annamarijarvinen Před 26 dny +14

      completely agree! it’s so sad to see these beautiful animals in captivity. wild animals belong in the wild. they shouldn’t be forced to perform or put into small cages or tanks or pools for our “entertainment.” it is so wrong and heartbreaking and i hope people start to realize this and don’t visit places like seaworld or zoos/aquariums or circuses with animals.

    • @Kryxx07
      @Kryxx07 Před 26 dny +45

      When caged animals fight back, I don't blame them at all.

    • @Kryxx07
      @Kryxx07 Před 26 dny +24

      @@midnightemmy3778 Sorry, but I call BS on "I don't believe that at the time the trainers knew the actual impact that captivity..." Captivity is harmful for any animal. My 5 year old nephew understands this. Claiming "oh, we didn't realize" is complete nonsense.

  • @Pitchman14
    @Pitchman14 Před 27 dny +357

    "She died, so she's dead"
    This is the type of groundbreaking commentary that spices up my lunches better than a mountain of salt and pepper

  • @Morkala
    @Morkala Před 27 dny +4197

    The first guy feels like the kind of person who can't go five minutes without mentioning how cool he was in high school

  • @bean11225
    @bean11225 Před 27 dny +2146

    my favorite thing is that cody will come across the fakest video ever and fully believe it, but when the video is most likely real he questions it

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys Před 27 dny +155

      he's been traumatized lol, why couldn't people just let him live in his magical fantasy world

    • @emcmuffin100
      @emcmuffin100 Před 26 dny +59

      The fucking bakery video was so fakeeeee and he ate it up

    • @lolliepop853
      @lolliepop853 Před 25 dny +44

      @@emcmuffin100 i dont think so, i think they started filming half way through the conversation, hence why she spoke about the lady talking about people being poor or something. also, people do actthat entitled sometimes 😳 so i wouldnt be surprised if someone did this.

  • @spookeymo
    @spookeymo Před 27 dny +189

    kids owning adults is my favourite thing ever. to quote a classic "wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?"

    • @JB-cd8eb
      @JB-cd8eb Před 27 dny +3

      Weather boy

    • @spookeymo
      @spookeymo Před 27 dny +1

      @@JB-cd8eb i am so disappointed in myself, i corrected myself, thank you

    • @JB-cd8eb
      @JB-cd8eb Před 26 dny +3

      @@spookeymo haha don't let it happen again!

    • @kaurleen6255
      @kaurleen6255 Před 13 dny +5

      the weather boy kid was acc the weatherman’s own son😔😔

  • @ellenkarlsson9490
    @ellenkarlsson9490 Před 27 dny +212

    *The story about the groundhog:* Dude noticed his veggies being eaten so he put up a camera to catch the thief and what he found was this AH eating his crop right in front of the camera, taunting him. In the end he built him a little picnic table and he soon had a whole family of groundhogs munching while staring into the camera.

  • @kathyowens8400
    @kathyowens8400 Před 27 dny +3302

    Guarantee the first guy still calls people the F slur while slamming coors light then goes home and cries in his letterman jacket.

    • @SublimeSubliminalHeir
      @SublimeSubliminalHeir Před 27 dny +66

      And is depressed AF , wearing their school rings

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Před 27 dny +44

      @@SublimeSubliminalHeir yeah, this guy cannot convince me he's happy with his current life. But instead of looking to change for the future, he's stuck in the past.

    • @TheeOnlyStolas
      @TheeOnlyStolas Před 27 dny +10

      Oh shiver me Timbers the f slur oh no 😮😮😮😮😮😮

    • @michellereedus9148
      @michellereedus9148 Před 27 dny +4

      Coors is way too expensive for this dude. Natty light all the way

    • @iam_crumb
      @iam_crumb Před 27 dny +55

      @@TheeOnlyStolas ofc the hazbin hotel fan is gonna try to be an edgelord for no reason😭

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething Před 27 dny +2349

    10:20 no, you're not wrong. They still need to surface to breathe. If that blowhole is underwater for too long, then they'll drown. They're not fish, they don't breathe underwater.

    • @noahvintageweedkiller3154
      @noahvintageweedkiller3154 Před 27 dny +152

      Not to mention she was brutally killed in an act of revenge on Tilikum's part. She got her due.

    • @veggiemonkie5041
      @veggiemonkie5041 Před 27 dny +76

      Thank you, im surprised more people havent commented this.

    • @HenryShark
      @HenryShark Před 27 dny +70

      I was about to say, the immediate reaction would be true, they need air! It was funny for him to second guess it.

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Před 27 dny +10

      @@noahvintageweedkiller3154 do you know if it happened shortly after the photo? I knew of Tilikum but not all the details except captive orca gets sick of it

    • @SublimeSubliminalHeir
      @SublimeSubliminalHeir Před 27 dny +5

      I think it was later when it grew idk it looks small in the picture but then it says it weighed a lot so idk that's why I think it may have grown ​@@Vincisomething

  • @leslieburleson1550
    @leslieburleson1550 Před 27 dny +79

    I wish the internet would work their magic , and send that video to the kid’s parents . He’s young enough to get his phone taken away

  • @SarahJNelson-ej7it
    @SarahJNelson-ej7it Před 26 dny +227

    They could 100% drown that orcha if they are standing on it's blowhole.

    • @bdubbs
      @bdubbs Před 23 dny +19

      I mean also it has lungs and muscles that need to be able to move to breathe with said lungs. Blowhole blocked or not, weight on your diaphragm makes breathing difficult to impossible.

  • @sphazel
    @sphazel Před 27 dny +2489

    NOOO DONT SELECT DEFAULT i wanted goblin 😢

  • @yourlocalofficechair7953
    @yourlocalofficechair7953 Před 27 dny +1514

    That little kid sticking his hand in ppls food could get shot for that here. Lil bro needs to be humbled before he gets himself into actual trouble

    • @CallMeSkinny
      @CallMeSkinny Před 27 dny +172

      That’s what I thought too, it wouldn’t have been me yelling at him it would of been him picking himself off the floor. if these parents cannot raise their kids we will have to and it’s not going to be loving. He’s lucky.

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Před 27 dny +189

      @@CallMeSkinnyFr. People go on about “it’s not the kid’s fault!” Idgaf, it’s the kid that made a problem 😂

    • @MaryK15
      @MaryK15 Před 27 dny +61

      @@CallMeSkinny Yup and its the same parents pointing the blame one everyone else for their kids actions..smh

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 27 dny

      He's an absolute brat and I would humble him into oblivion

    • @MaidenHelll
      @MaidenHelll Před 27 dny +57

      Who tf is gonna shoot a kid over that? That’s crazy

  • @kaorirose4132
    @kaorirose4132 Před 27 dny +169

    the ground hog bit was hilarious “i might fvk around and not see my shadow” has me in tears

  • @mollman69420
    @mollman69420 Před 26 dny +158

    Cody, your empathy toward anyone who even *might* be battling addiction is so pure.
    Always removing judgement when the person in the clip is intoxicated to remind us to treat addiction as an illness and not a spectacle.

    • @chloerose1342
      @chloerose1342 Před 26 dny +10

      seconding this as somebody with a schizoaffective sibling who would do something like dance on their car while manic and totally sober. What a terrifying world the internet has made for those people

    • @haileyjohnson1737
      @haileyjohnson1737 Před 26 dny +4

      it really bothered me that he assumed she was high, i dance on my car just for the vibes. like god forbid somebody enjoy doing something silly, they must be fucked up

    • @manfrommars340
      @manfrommars340 Před 22 dny

      ​@@haileyjohnson1737 You dance on your car like this? That's fkg weird. It's also pretty apparent from her movements they are unnatural, so assuming they are on something isn't unreasonable.

    • @vegon.begone
      @vegon.begone Před 14 dny +1

      Crazy, it's a joke. It's a CZcams video, not that serious. I'm sure no one is molding views of the world from a video of a dude laughing at stuff for 24 minutes 😂 touch grass

    • @Ghost-lt4sf
      @Ghost-lt4sf Před 6 dny

      i cant tell who is being fr now 😭

  • @Amelia-ng8qs
    @Amelia-ng8qs Před 27 dny +1485

    oh my god that baker actually DEVOURED WITH HER COMEBACK LIKE SHES GOING CRAZYY and she left the client SILENT TOO LMAOO

    • @LincolnSmith-dc5st
      @LincolnSmith-dc5st Před 27 dny +39

      It's gotta be fake nobody records themselves talking on the phone right??

    • @hollberryy
      @hollberryy Před 27 dny +126

      ​@@LincolnSmith-dc5st tbh she is a tiktoker and the woman seemingly had already been explaining the situation and demanding the cake so she may have started filming midway through it, but maybe I'm too nice and want to believe everyone would tell the truth haha

    • @greg_one_izm
      @greg_one_izm Před 27 dny +8

      okay baker from the video in question

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys Před 27 dny +47

      @@LincolnSmith-dc5st they were clearly midway through the conversation which started with a woman asking her to bake a cake for the next day despite the fact that her bakery was closed for the night and she was already in bed, so it's not that odd that she would have her husband start recording. Gotta be ready to upload that stuff on r/choosingbeggars. Entitled customer interactions are wild. I did the same the only time I ever had a negative interaction with a customer

    • @Gamed-dd7tj
      @Gamed-dd7tj Před 27 dny +26

      even if it is real, it feels fake because shes playing it up for the camera. nothing feels genuine anymore, especially not when you act like that
      doesnt help that the person calling fells scripted as all hell

  • @BlinGCS
    @BlinGCS Před 27 dny +63

    Prom King Nominee is a killer album name. Absolutely sick

  • @nomoretwitterhandles
    @nomoretwitterhandles Před 27 dny +106

    First guy was so funny omg. Literally anyone can be a "prom king/queen nominee" if even ONE person votes for you. Also it is hilarious imagining someone getting THAT heated over SOMEONE ELSE not having a good experience in high school. Brother chill! 🤣

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher Před 27 dny

      Man must be borderline homeless right now or something

  • @annishaborah299
    @annishaborah299 Před 27 dny +1281

    “She died….. so she’s dead” lmaoo

    • @ayushborkar8089
      @ayushborkar8089 Před 27 dny +46

      Gave the energy of "People die if they're killed"

    • @austincook2472
      @austincook2472 Před 26 dny +1

      I’m pretty sure it wasn’t even the same whale 😂

  • @mollybosek4941
    @mollybosek4941 Před 27 dny +495

    So glad you called out the finishline guy... truly a rage-inducing shitball. Russ killed it.

    • @LindsayDaly
      @LindsayDaly Před 26 dny +22

      Hahah when he got to that part I had to laugh because I had been thinking the exact same thing about yellow shirt dude when he just popped out at the very end IN FRONT OF RUSS dude like....

  • @eeniemeeniemini
    @eeniemeeniemini Před 27 dny +48

    Hey Cody, I wanted to let you know last night I was out at the bar and the DJ started playing “Not going Home” and I got very excited and proud. And it wasn’t even “CZcams night” or anything special like that, because I know a lot of bars have special nights where they’ll play specific artists and genres. The music the whole night was just a medley of a bunch of songs over the years so it wasn’t any particular kind of music. They legit just randomly started playing it out of nowhere. I was and still am extremely delighted to have been there for that. Who would have thought a funny CZcamsr I watch is making it big in the music scene. ❤

  • @alessandrajackson3768
    @alessandrajackson3768 Před 27 dny +41

    “I was that guy 10 years ago.” BRO THATS NOT A FLEX!!!!
    If you are going to peak in high school, stay on that peak! Keep improving!!!!!

  • @capri420xo
    @capri420xo Před 27 dny +624

    “counsilir” 😭😭😭

  • @lovefromsoul915
    @lovefromsoul915 Před 27 dny +682

    19:50 For anyone curious about Chunk, the owner of the garden at first was annoyed but quickly came to love that Chunk is so bold and funny. Chunk lives under the shed you see in the video and the gardener just lets him take what he wants, even plans on making a garden just for the wildlife in his backyard in the future! Chunk has also recently been spotted with a lady friend, who also loves to eat in front of the camera with him!

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 27 dny +4

      Does Chunk know what the camera is?

    • @ihaventaname2686
      @ihaventaname2686 Před 27 dny +47

      @@Random-sk6hmi’m assuming he can see a reflection of himself, or maybe the camera makes some interesting sound that fascinates him? he’s just curious tho he doesn’t actually know what the camera is. 👍

    • @korentaylor8508
      @korentaylor8508 Před 27 dny +8

      we love chunk

    • @Hip.Username
      @Hip.Username Před 27 dny +24

      @@Random-sk6hm animals don't recognize their own reflection, they don't understand what they're seeing is them. and that only makes it funnier lol. like the above reply said, probably something else that's fascinating him while he eats, or maybe he thinks there's a friend eating with him

    • @hoorayitsjackie6166
      @hoorayitsjackie6166 Před 27 dny +6

      I read somewhere a while ago that the owner of the garden was putting food in the front of the camera so he was more likely to catch animals on film. This chubby boi was smart enough to know the source and know he’s safe where he’s eating and kept coming back.

  • @Spooky9493
    @Spooky9493 Před 27 dny +21

    That baby Orca actually probably is struggling to breathe. Marine critters already experience a lot of extra weight on their organs from the additional gravity they’re not used to feeling, then you add the additional weight of a whole human and…it’s essentially like having a large dog stand on top of your organs. UNCOMFY. Also, if you want actual accurate info on Tillikum and his trainers and the tragedies that occurred due to the mistreatment of the animals at Sea World check out the documentary “Blackfish.” If you couldn’t tell this is a little passion of mine lol

  • @notsosadbart6343
    @notsosadbart6343 Před 27 dny +58

    I'm so glad the goblin thing has become a meme on this channel
    *"I'LL BE HAVING THAT"*

  • @sam.hebert
    @sam.hebert Před 27 dny +1187

    me when i see cody posted: ILL BE HAVING THAT 👹

  • @sserenity13
    @sserenity13 Před 27 dny +337

    I love how paranoid Cody gets about falling for fake content now after he was clowned for it so many times 😭😭

  • @jbutsch2301
    @jbutsch2301 Před 27 dny +40

    I bet this first dude cries when ever he hears 50 Cent’s “daaaaamn homie. In high school you was the maaaaaaan homie, what the fuck happened to you?!” 😂

  • @josephlavelle217
    @josephlavelle217 Před 26 dny +18

    Really appreciate the time you took to shout out Russ, he really accomplished more than most of us can hope to in an entire life time... It really shows how genuine and humble you are to take the time to respect the hardest geezer

  • @angelic.pretty
    @angelic.pretty Před 27 dny +3026

    zades intros are always so good 😭 GIVE HIM A RAISE CODY
    edit: yall are no fun, you guys took this way too seriously. IT WAS A LIGHTHEARTED COMMENT because his editor is super talented and does really great edits. i realize i have no idea how much he actually makes. i'm sure cody actually pays him what he deserves to be paid!! omfg!!

    • @Doodsinho
      @Doodsinho Před 27 dny +219

      Soooo true! Either a raise or at the very least let him out of the dungeon for like a day or two 😅

    • @MichIanW
      @MichIanW Před 27 dny +70

      I love the random clips he puts in the outro sometimes lol

    • @CheeseMcGees
      @CheeseMcGees Před 27 dny +16

      He's probably already done that like 8 times

    • @jordyngrainger8386
      @jordyngrainger8386 Před 27 dny +11

      just give him the whole channel 🤧😩😫

    • @Breadsticks4all
      @Breadsticks4all Před 27 dny +12

      I just wanted to let you know that saying "give him a raise" means he is being paid a wage unbecoming of him it is an insult on purpose or not

  • @theofficiald-lo7631
    @theofficiald-lo7631 Před 27 dny +829

    buddy said "bye again", but typed every word except bye 😂

  • @rahulsudhir666
    @rahulsudhir666 Před 27 dny +18

    11:24 "She died...so she's dead"
    - Cody, 2024

  • @Aj-rj1wy
    @Aj-rj1wy Před 26 dny +7

    “Stop surfing me and my kid!”
    “She died, so…. She’s dead”
    Absolutely killed me😂😂😂😂

  • @KatieInTheLight
    @KatieInTheLight Před 27 dny +347

    Cody called the groundhog Chuck, but I need everyone to know his name is Chunk. Makes it ten times cuter

    • @catboybands
      @catboybands Před 26 dny +13

      I follow the man's Instagram; he started to purposely leave food out so Chunk could eat, and the little fella has a family now :))

    • @KatieInTheLight
      @KatieInTheLight Před 26 dny +2

      @@catboybands well that's beautiful

  • @shafashau
    @shafashau Před 27 dny +240

    “tooth pick used for scale accuracy to Cody” 😭

  • @kleg8944
    @kleg8944 Před 26 dny +9

    My fiancé yelled “YES!” When Cody said “I’ll be having that” in his goblin voice. Life is good

  • @hinklehymer6893
    @hinklehymer6893 Před 27 dny +24

    So glad to see you talk about Hardest Geezer. I feel like that incredible feat didn't get as much attention as it should have, at least on CZcams. Absolutely insane.

  • @user-lk4wh7xn4y
    @user-lk4wh7xn4y Před 27 dny +437

    the first guy is the epitome of "too far gone". like what do you even say to someone like that, there's clearly no rationalising the obscenely irrational.

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher Před 27 dny +18

      You can’t reason somebody out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into

    • @arina_goblin
      @arina_goblin Před 26 dny +21

      i think you just need to reply "i ain't readin all that" and watch them fume even more

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 Před 26 dny +10

      @@arina_goblin "Be blessed" or some other iteration also works well. It's a PLEASANT response but addresses nothing, which can bother people, too.

    • @julieterrell7921
      @julieterrell7921 Před 26 dny +5

      When you're whole identity exists in your hs phase😂😂😂

    • @antoinettemaraisgauthier
      @antoinettemaraisgauthier Před 26 dny +3

      i’d say “do you feel better now?” and dip lmao

  • @emerald4756
    @emerald4756 Před 27 dny +19

    The fight at 5:37 is even funnier when you realize it’s right in from of the former Versace Mansion in South Beach 🏝️
    Versace literally died in that spot and now we’ve got 5 year olds causing a scene in the same place 😅

  • @woozworldbabe312
    @woozworldbabe312 Před 26 dny +5

    laughing out loud at the “you don’t know how much cody pays zade😡😡” clapbacks whenever someone says comments like “your editor deserves a raise” 😭😭 y’all no one is accusing cody of being unethical 😂 it’s a compliment to zade

  • @truecrimejungle
    @truecrimejungle Před 27 dny +99

    girl messed up, she should have started freaking out about "WHAT DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY FOOD" and theyd get mobbed.

    • @anonymous-iy5pd
      @anonymous-iy5pd Před 10 dny +2

      That's honestly genius because then the kid will be forced to defend himself and say no I just stuck my hand in it for a prank and have to explain to everyone his attempt at an unfunny joke only making it even less funny

  • @oracleofdelphiii
    @oracleofdelphiii Před 27 dny +386

    "You wish you had a prime at that time" no.. no I don't.. I'm very glad to look at my life, say I had fun in high school, but was a much happier and better version of myself long after I left. I like looking at myself as a dork in HS, it warms my heart to know how far I've come. It makes me feel sad for the people who peaked in high school... like damn, you're spending the rest of your life reminiscing on a couple years of your childhood? 😭

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Před 27 dny +21

      Why would ANYONE want their peak to be the 4 years out of the rest of their life though. Logically it makes no sense. What's better I peaked in high school or I haven't peaked. Life is done after high school? Don't even want to brag about being a frat leader or being on the Dean's list? Why not college peak years lol

    • @alexisdogbo7958
      @alexisdogbo7958 Před 27 dny +2

      I think that’s just what happens when you’re unhappy with your current life, I do the same thing with my childhood. My teens have kinda sucked so far, so I’m hoping for the best in adulthood, but honestly the cons sound like they outway the pros to me, lol

    • @clearseas2657
      @clearseas2657 Před 27 dny

      @@alexisdogbo7958 It's cliche but life is what you make it

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 27 dny +4

      Research has shown that people who were popular in high school are tend to be more depressed later in life

    • @alexisdogbo7958
      @alexisdogbo7958 Před 27 dny

      @@clearseas2657 you’re right I guess.

  • @2019toyotacamrytrius
    @2019toyotacamrytrius Před 25 dny +4

    I believe the story for the groundhog one is that the owner set-up cameras because he had noticed that someone was messing with his crops. After discovering it was a groundhog, he purposely left food out for him in a designated area. Soon after, the groundhog has a family and the owner leaves food for them as well. It's super wholesome and footage is swag asf

  • @nicklewis876
    @nicklewis876 Před 21 dnem +2

    “Do you understand to lose this number.” Is a line I hope to remember to use one day, damn.

  • @IAmKrazyKyle
    @IAmKrazyKyle Před 27 dny +171

    I actually feel really bad for that guy justifying his worth based on his 4 years in high school. That is about the saddest first world tweet I have ever seen 😂😂

    • @shpup
      @shpup Před 27 dny +12

      I genuinely hope its fake because its actually that depressing

    • @shpup
      @shpup Před 27 dny +17

      the way he specified "prom king nominees" instead of just "prom kings" is soooo funny

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 Před 26 dny +11

      @@shpup I liked that he told her to "see a counselor" instead of "see a therapist". It was a nice "high school" touch.

  • @whitneyholley6951
    @whitneyholley6951 Před 27 dny +169

    I don't think that bakery video was fake bc I work in a bakery and have the same pent up rage as that woman. Frickin customers want whole ass wedding cakes the very next day like get ur life together

    • @Whybotherlifeismeaninglesslol
      @Whybotherlifeismeaninglesslol Před 27 dny

      Maybe you shouldn’t work in a bakery then if you ain’t ready to bake, bake lady!

    • @cloudstrife4534
      @cloudstrife4534 Před 27 dny

      @@WhybotherlifeismeaninglesslolMaybe you should know what you’re talking about, and how much time you would actually need to bake a wedding cake, before you act like a dick to baker’s about it.

    • @Hanna-xu2yv
      @Hanna-xu2yv Před 27 dny +49

      @@Whybotherlifeismeaninglesslolyou better be sarcastic

    • @Whybotherlifeismeaninglesslol
      @Whybotherlifeismeaninglesslol Před 27 dny

      @@Hanna-xu2yv how can she complain about having to bake in a bakery?! 😡

    • @Hanna-xu2yv
      @Hanna-xu2yv Před 27 dny +41

      @@Whybotherlifeismeaninglesslol You CANNOT do a big wedding cake in a day, shes not complaining about having to bake, but about the insufferable clients that have insane expectations

  • @trackydoo
    @trackydoo Před 27 dny +10

    The farmer was definitely leaving food out for the groundhog so he could film it eating. Unless that groundhog knows how to wash and prepare veggies ahead of time. So cute

  • @batterybroken
    @batterybroken Před 26 dny +9

    For my one who doesn’t know (and Cody if he somehow manages to see this) Chunk, the groundhog, was given his own section of garden to eat from and he got a girlfriend too and they both come and eat the farmers food lmao. It’s great.

  • @davidevert4786
    @davidevert4786 Před 27 dny +196

    The ground hog is actually a hilarious story the guy built it its own garden and now there’s a whole family of ground hogs it’s the best it’s on The Dodo channel

  • @klara2638
    @klara2638 Před 27 dny +134

    That groundhog is an accurate representation of me sitting down for lunch and finding out cody posted a video

  • @nameless2626
    @nameless2626 Před 24 dny +3

    I love that Cody keeps finding ways to include the "I'll be having that" goblin thing from the Reddit confessions, that shit gets me every time haha.

  • @FrumiousMing8
    @FrumiousMing8 Před 27 dny +3

    For me, the "peaked in high school" thing is about living in the past. If you had the time of your life in high school, I'm happy for you, that's awesome. But it's just sad way to live your life, always dwelling on the past. It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Of course you peaked in high school because you look at the rest of your life ahead of you as lesser. You don't know what the future holds, and life can surprise you sometimes.

  • @Jen1N.
    @Jen1N. Před 27 dny +80

    "I'll be having that" - the gift that keeps on giving!

  • @31r1n
    @31r1n Před 27 dny +90

    the guy ruining russ cook’s moment ooooooh my gooodddddd that’s infuriating

  • @loverkky
    @loverkky Před 19 dny +1

    as a recovering drug addict, i don’t think homegirl was on meth- also, i appreciate the empathy cody has when he suspects people struggle with substance abuse, ive seen him react this way before and it warms my heart because im so used to people referring to us with horrible names and its like they forget we’re human beings. so thank you cody, my NA buddies and i are glad to see someone who actually treats our kind with human decency

  • @alexisfrank4272
    @alexisfrank4272 Před 26 dny +6

    wow cody’s editor is really good. sure hope he’s not locked up in a basement or something.

  • @itsmerachelc11
    @itsmerachelc11 Před 27 dny +77

    I love that the goblin thing is still an ongoing joke

  • @aaaabbbbyyyy
    @aaaabbbbyyyy Před 27 dny +439

    Cody’s CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
    frictionless, GoblinMode, 2 minutes of playing music instead of commentary, Kelsey’s husband, OR D.J. Chody

  • @rennash2
    @rennash2 Před 25 dny +2

    the groundhog video gets me every time.. there's something about a snarky animal that somehow know what they're doing is hilarious

  • @virtualmessiah
    @virtualmessiah Před 27 dny +13

    On that live stream chat at 5:55 about they said HIT HER HIT HER HIT HER ::(

  • @feraldogs
    @feraldogs Před 27 dny +56

    As someone who grew up in a small town, this is exactly what it's like. If you were a high school star in your small hometown you were basically a celebrity.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 27 dny +31

      Sorry to hear that

    • @deathkitten8611
      @deathkitten8611 Před 27 dny +3

      @@Random-sk6hmthis response is wild 😂

    • @women4569
      @women4569 Před 27 dny +3

      i live in a small town and no one remembers who went to the high school before lmao. guess i’m not getting the full small town high school experience

    • @flor9345
      @flor9345 Před 27 dny

      ​@@women4569 I live in a mid-sized town and if people here recognize you from HS they'll just be like "Oh wow, timmy from HS, he was the quaterback...so anyway-"

  • @SirenAngelique
    @SirenAngelique Před 27 dny +129

    I'm so glad I'm a young millennial so I know that if a couple of gremlins with a smartphone come up and touch my food, I can just go track down their livestream and report it and also troll their chat

    • @CallMeSkinny
      @CallMeSkinny Před 27 dny +1

      Nah I’m decking a kid idgaf

    • @JalapenoBizniz
      @JalapenoBizniz Před 26 dny +3

      Exactllyyyyy because you KNOW it’ll be clipped and shared on their socials too.

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 Před 26 dny +4

      i'd throw soda at their phone and then do that lmao

  • @elin_
    @elin_ Před 27 dny +13

    5:43 Despicable kids. Who are they? Please tell me they got grilled by the internet... And that their parents saw the vid!?

  • @mberry4481
    @mberry4481 Před 23 dny +2

    The way I constantly reference the goblin "I'll be having that" quote SO much unironically atp 😭😭 that video made me laugh so hard I was streaming tears. 😂😂😂 Good stuff.

  • @saral2963
    @saral2963 Před 27 dny +23

    the kid pushing the pathetic dad tryna steal the baseball is the main character push harder my boy

  • @swhitson9633
    @swhitson9633 Před 27 dny +140

    The woman who kicked the kid has me so triggered. My boys are 10, 12, and 15..and if someone kicked one of them, I'd probably end up getting arrested because I'd go absolutely ballistic.

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 Před 26 dny +10

      I remembered being at a game when I was a kid and a drunk spilled beer on me while trying to "climb" to his seat from rather than going in from his own aisle. The lady beside my dad and I who we didn't know but had been friendly with us during the game punched him and chewed him out for it.

    • @tinntinnamp
      @tinntinnamp Před 26 dny +23

      The kick isn't the worst part to me- she gave him a little tap (still unwarranted, unhinged and illegal of course). The stupid part is she just kept her leg there and didn't let him get by, and when he took a course of action that makes perfect sense (and he was VERY careful and aware going over her leg), she got even more mad. The whole blocking his path and refusing to budge and then getting upset over it is disturbing behavior as well as the kick.

    • @thedeviouspanda
      @thedeviouspanda Před 24 dny +1

      ​@@tinntinnampright like....I can't stand kids at most times but even I would not pull some shit like that. Just let him walk through. Like was she mad because he didn't say excuse me?

  • @elin_
    @elin_ Před 27 dny +8

    11:01 She kinda had it coming tbh. Who in their right mind stands on an animal!?!

  • @sonyclaystation
    @sonyclaystation Před 26 dny +2

    first guy supposedly “peaking” in high school and getting the mildest of spellings wrong like he did everything else but study in those 4 years. this is crazy to me as an asian because to me actually peaking means that you were always top of the class 😭 not just because you were prom king or some bs

  • @zannadunstrand6289
    @zannadunstrand6289 Před 27 dny +37

    You acctually can drown a orca since they go up to the surface for air via their blowhole.
    They’re mammals and dosen’t have gills to be able to breath under water like fish.
    So you weren’t dumb at all.

  • @eap1234
    @eap1234 Před 27 dny +33

    Thank God, I was almost left with my own thoughts for a second

  • @idnaknikyob4275
    @idnaknikyob4275 Před 27 dny +3

    That Orca said, “you standing on me, but I’m standing on business”

  • @WowUrFcknHxC
    @WowUrFcknHxC Před 27 dny +1239

    Tilikum died in 2017. And he was known to be very VERY dangerous, largely because captive orcas are mistreated and have severe mental illnesses.

    • @WowUrFcknHxC
      @WowUrFcknHxC Před 27 dny +249

      Like, she wasn't the first person Tilikum killed. And he was abused most of his life by both his trainers and bigger orca

    • @SublimeSubliminalHeir
      @SublimeSubliminalHeir Před 27 dny +124

      It's because they are abused so they do those things to their abusers if they snap

    • @1b0y4me
      @1b0y4me Před 27 dny +180

      He was definitely mistreated and abused his whole life, RIP Tilikum 💔

    • @psychadelicpotato8580
      @psychadelicpotato8580 Před 27 dny +140

      ​@@thesmartyartist7937RIP to all the souls who didn't deserve it including Tilikum.

    • @MaryK15
      @MaryK15 Před 27 dny +152

      I mean, they were given the name "killer whale" for a good reason. It's sad the trainers were killed, but I have more sympathy for the Orca. He wasn't even captured for research or to be nursed back to health; it was mainly for human entertainment. He was sick and tired of it! Plus, after he killed the girl, his punishment was to be kept in solitary confinement for a year. So sick...

  • @MrDoctorProfessorPatch
    @MrDoctorProfessorPatch Před 27 dny +5

    Honestly, leaving an item on the ground and purposely running away from it while in an airport is a good way to cause a panic.

  • @A-A-wRONg
    @A-A-wRONg Před 27 dny +27

    It pisses me off so much when these kids do dumb shit then immediately go to the kid card. “We are kids” or “you are going to beat up a child?!” And they know what they are doing by yelling it to try and stir up some attention to make the adult look crazy. When I was a kid (not long ago lol I’m in my early 30s) if an adult was yelling at us, other adults would jump in to yell at us some more, it seems like it’s the opposite now, the adults jump in to defend a bunch of punk kids…

    • @newp0rt
      @newp0rt Před 27 dny +1

      it has always been this way.. i mean im 27. iphones and camera phones were getting big when i was younger. troll videos, vine, etc were getting big. i remember being a menace at malls and parks like this kid and when an adult would try to get upset i would just flip it on them and it always worked. you saying "more adults would jump in" is just false. acting like people just unanimously go against kids lmao. i think maybe people just hated you specifically or something because idk any adult from an outside perspective that would just gang up on a kid.

    • @newp0rt
      @newp0rt Před 27 dny +1

      this is such a typical, kids have it so differently now, as if our generation didnt have the biggest boom of youtube pranksters, vine stars, etc that KICKED OFF THIS WHOLE THING. you are deluSIONAL. maybe if you said you were 40 or 50 then sure. but idk any adult in the past 30 years that would see it as ok to just gang up on random kids in public being rude.

  • @mollybosek4941
    @mollybosek4941 Před 27 dny +80

    Zade's roasts of Cody's height gives me the life energy I need 🤌

  • @Saya_562
    @Saya_562 Před 24 dny +1

    Whales do breathe air aww the groundhog was too adorable 🥰 It was like he was making a mukbang. “Today for lunch, I’m having some broccoli. It is so fresh and crunchy. Here, listen *loud crunching sounds*”

  • @ansontan7731
    @ansontan7731 Před 26 dny +6

    “Oh right it’s a whale” 10:26 haha whales still need to breathe air Cody 😂

  • @666_kaosritual_
    @666_kaosritual_ Před 27 dny +20

    When I fed feral cat colonies, we had a groundhog named Joey Pepperoni that would come take his share of the cat food in front of the camera…he was a big boi, but he wouldn’t eat all of the food surprisingly

    • @shpup
      @shpup Před 27 dny +3

      OH!!!!

    • @shpup
      @shpup Před 27 dny +3

      JOEY PEPPERONI!!!

  • @ilikecatsoup5345
    @ilikecatsoup5345 Před 27 dny +27

    Omg that thing with the kid at the baseball game happened to me on a bus once. It was coming to my stop and the woman sitting across from me was blocking my path with her legs and her bags. I said "Excuse me" to her several times because I couldn't get through and she ignored me. I just stepped over everything and she gave me dagger eyes when my foot grazed her knee, then muttered something under her breath.

    • @shpup
      @shpup Před 27 dny +6

      ITS ALWAYS ON PUBLIC TRANSIT AND ITS ALWAYS PEOPLE 60+. Ive had it happen a couple of times, some older folks will just look at you like you're clinically insane for politely wanting to move past them

    • @JalapenoBizniz
      @JalapenoBizniz Před 26 dny +3

      Yeah that was definitely a “don’t move past me” thing mainly old people do. Reliving their glory days I guess

  • @Rynginald
    @Rynginald Před 27 dny +3

    How cody manages to get the "ill be having that" goblin in these videos always delights me

  • @soccerchic017
    @soccerchic017 Před 26 dny +1

    If that is in West Bloomfield, MI that guy’s attitude totally checks. It’s a super rich area, so as a teen he probably got to travel, party and do whatever he wanted with no responsibilities. Especially if he played football, he would probably have been treated like royalty.

  • @violetharrison6685
    @violetharrison6685 Před 27 dny +14

    Actually whales can drown! They don’t have gills like fish do and are mammals, that have to resurface every so often to get some air. Whales drowning is becoming more common as they get stuck in fish nets and arnt able to come back up for breath:( anyways good vid Cody!

  • @prodbydavis
    @prodbydavis Před 27 dny +44

    that wire needs a raise, its the only thing that stopped those girls getting minced by the tree

  • @sleeplessavenue
    @sleeplessavenue Před 27 dny +9

    The most annoying part about fare hopping is that if they asked im sure *someone* would let them come through with them.

  • @ArtDamage7
    @ArtDamage7 Před 27 dny +9

    'Methampheta-main character' was right there!

  • @LM-gm9yo
    @LM-gm9yo Před 27 dny +24

    19:48 good god every time I see this fcking video THAT shot of the groundhog just standing there _sends me_ into the stratosphere

  • @kristinpatton1018
    @kristinpatton1018 Před 27 dny +26

    I've been in a situation like the kid vs adult over catching the baseball. Except it was a foam Frisbee at a comedy show. It landed IN my seat next to me, old guy next to me tried to take it from me. Just let kids have it. Those are core memory moments.

  • @azanasta
    @azanasta Před 26 dny +3

    the airport girl should be thankful no one stole her phone from that dirty ass floor

  • @nopenope7937
    @nopenope7937 Před 19 dny +1

    The groundhog has his own livestream now! The farmer started setting out veggies for him to eat and it's the cutest thing ever.

  • @hypercube8792
    @hypercube8792 Před 27 dny +31

    I mean you joked about the subway goblin, but when you fuck around in the subway sometimes you’ll really find out.

  • @lukemcright3892
    @lukemcright3892 Před 27 dny +14

    actually feel pretty bad for the peaked in highschool guy.... like that whole rant was genuinely sad

    • @huntrbrooks
      @huntrbrooks Před 26 dny +4

      thats how he reacted to a one word tweet.. when he see's this video thats the end for old Eugune B.

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 Před 21 dnem +1

      Exactly...like what is bro's life like 10 years later if hes still fantasizing about his 4 years as an adolescent??

  • @griffinpollard3679
    @griffinpollard3679 Před 27 dny +3

    Cody bringing up therapists with all the better help shit almost gave me a flashback

  • @Thehealthycreative_
    @Thehealthycreative_ Před 15 dny +1

    cody's got a bingo card on his desk to make sure he weaves "goblin" and "having fun" into every video

  • @trolebusii6407
    @trolebusii6407 Před 27 dny +31

    everytime i see cody my stomach rumbles. Ive been pavloved