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you need to add more tiers. $5/month is too little for me to give, when considering all the laughs (read: tears) you have given me over the years!...you don't need to to give me any more "content" just *SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!* kinda thing. thanks in advance.
This single video summarises my life. I deploy k8s clusters, my family has no idea what I do and my wisecrack jokes only make me laugh. I'm also 42 years old. :(
I get suspension of disbelief for enjoying things, but this one just totally destroyed my immersion as being too far fetched. I'd be more likely to believe that Bigfoot was gonna ride in on a unicorn to deliver me a cup of coffee!
I do appreciate how in at least half of these videos the main character seems to be on the verge of a psychological breakdown, portrayed through some tasteful cinematography
Indeed how long has Kubernetes been here already? It is getting old. We need a new tech fad to get us excited again and forget at least temporarily the existential despair.
Me referring to myself as either a 'devops engineer', 'cloud engineer', or 'systems engineer' depending on which one makes the most sense to me that day.
I'm just the guy that makes the green light on the computer blink. Why does it blink? Unimportant. The important bit is that it does blink. Precisely. Punctually. With intent. Because the light blinking its neon green, sometimes fast, sometimes slow, is the only thing standing between order and chaos. I am the light blinker. Know me and tremble.
"That joke you told in your meeting was funny! If your coworkers were not on mute, you would've heard them laughing" I've waited my whole life to hear these words
We need a video like this for front end developers. "People notice your fancy loading states", "everyone appreciates the amount of effort you put into small details", "you centered a div", etc.
Everybody wanted OmegaStar to get their fucking shit together. They did. But they didn't handle an edge case where 0.01% of the requests ended up bombarding one of their own microservices. Chaos ensues at the Facegoog HQ. SRE team sees a massive increase in mental breakdowns. Next week, Facegoog CTO and OmegaStar Dev Manager will battle it out on the Monday morning sync-up. Who will come out on top? Rated XL, not suited for juniors.
A senior engineer during a moment of mental clarity decided to hardcode the ISO timestamp for end of the universe, thereby bypassing OmegaStar. He has now ascended to the status of prophet of The End. We're going to have to let him go though for breaking company coding standards. Can you ping Tammy to create a posting for his position?
@@fosterseth That won't work, they are self healing . You need to hit either the nodes or deployment configs. If you're going to do it then do it right. o-o
@@bennyskim Setting up a router with a few physical nodes ain't no problem. What does scare me is spending 5+ days to deploy and set up an eBPF cillium plugin on a kubernetes cluster. Also making sure data is available in more than one geological location, have live lossless replication and is backed up regularly while also keeping storage costs low.
The production value helped me appreciate the business value of deeper understanding of business expectations to deliver quality output ahead of schedule with full scope twelve 9s coverage across all cloud, on-prem, public facing, and intranet services with a consistent month-over-month 30% reduction in MTTR as we reduce staff in the context of real time adjustments to worldwide geopolitical changes including dedollarization, inflation with respect to US foreign policy. We express this as code in Go and Haskell to orchestrate our cost optimized AI agent farms that react in real time to any/all events.
"You were born to deploy Kubernetes clusters" hit me the hardest, because you realize this is what he would genuinely love to hear from someone without it sounding like sarcasm. He had dreams once, he wanted to do something more meaningful than stressing over some error logs for some unimportant company. He tries so hard to find meaning in the crushing emptiness that is corporate 9-to-5 sprint-to-sprint type of agile world that he's living in. He tries to convince himself that this is his real passion and tries to forget about his past so it doesn't get in his way. He hopes if he tries his best and becomes the expert in his field he'll finally be worthy of love and people will respect him. He has built his life around work because he doesn't know any other type of life. At the end he talks about leaving the company because he probably wants to experience change, any change, even if it's for couple of days after which it all comes back to the same state as before. ...or maybe I'm taking it too far. Anyway, relatable. Thumbs up.
Well said. Relatable indeed. And in this job market, who has the courage to try to leave anyway? And what would be the odds that it would even be any better? My burned out psyche can't handle the additional workload of evening leetcode grinding anyway. No, we'll stay put, do our best to keep our mouths shut through the frustration, and count down the decades before retirement or stress-induced heart disease finally bring us peace.
Timestamp format exception, java stacktrace, dozen of windows stacked on top of each other, one of them being new update arrived or something. I felt every second of that. Gold.
Just realized the aria at the beginning is Pavarotti singing "Vesti La Giubba" from Pagliacci - basically the clown has to put on the makeup and costume and go on with the show despite having a personal breakdown. Very clever!
Oh man the pipeline being green makes me so happy. It's like some kind of pavlovian effect. I don't even work SRE anymore but seeing the colour green and a checkmark anywhere improves my mood. The tech industry has brainwashed me!
3:23 girl doesnt deserve him. we need a dating app for SREs and underappreciated engineers who hold all of society on their backs full sleeve tattooed with their yaml configs
Don't know how many people got the joke you were making with the Opera "Pagliacci". Pagliaccio means clown in italian. And that specific part of the opera is the main clown coming to gripes with his fate to be a clown. A nice touch not many people will understand, so I am pointing it out :))
Brother, watching this after staying up to 3am debugging prod deployment issues legit broke me down emotionally for about a minute☹- and that was just the first 10 seconds!
The creative effort put into these skits is on a whole nother level. This is real art, unlike loads of mainstream "content creators" just trying to push crap out the door for views and money. These guys really have a unique vision which I hope they never lose sight of.
The saddest part is that someone can make this great of content and still need to live that SRE life. I’m happy at least there’s a patreon now so we can all help this great channel grow.
I feel like impostor syndrome and low self esteem might mean there could be a video like this with affirmations that weren't just happy lies. Sometimes you are appreciated, you do deserve better, you do try your best and that's the best anyone can ever do.
The audio in this is fantastic. Kudos to whoever did the music and audio FX work. Also, I seriously need this sort of thing every day, when I find myself blurting out cynical responses to unreasonable deadlines, inconsistent requirements, and/or meaningless KPIs.
The website srenity is also real!! This is unreal... I mean, every KRAZAM's works should be display in MoMa or some shit anyway. Also that music is my kind of jam.
Wow the convo at the end is very close to how all my siblings talk at family gatherings lol. So much complaining about work and saying their job would fall apart if they left haha.
I never understand the terms, but I get the general context. Honestly this is easily in my top 5 fav youtube channels. As a music producer, it's nice to hear people talk in terms that are more or less a foreign language. Kind of like if I were to say "drop the gain threshold on the midband, bring in some light distortion on the 2nd order harmonics and hi pass the side band at 300hz". You might understand a few words, and grok what I'm saying, but technically have no actual idea. Anyway, keep up the good work!!
KRAZAM you take me off this astral plane with this content. Please never stop. Your art lives rent free in my head more and more as I navigate life at a trendy tech company. I hope to sync with you one day. Actually.. I'll go ahead and throw that on your calendar.
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you need to add more tiers. $5/month is too little for me to give, when considering all the laughs (read: tears) you have given me over the years!...you don't need to to give me any more "content" just *SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!* kinda thing. thanks in advance.
what is the meaning of it all?
@@mvargasmoran ask albert camus.
Amazing production quality
"your friends and family understand what you do."
That cuts deep
This single video summarises my life. I deploy k8s clusters, my family has no idea what I do and my wisecrack jokes only make me laugh. I'm also 42 years old. :(
Nobody fucking knows what I do. Even coworkers.
I once did a hand drown schematics with colorful crayons for my wife. She said that now she gets it. I know she don't gets it.
I had to turn it off when I heard that.
@@elta6241 Indeed. It's a lonely life but someone's gotta do it. It's not like anyone else knows the first thing about k8s..
"You were born to deploy Kubunetes clusters" got me good. What hell are we living in?
I was born to toil in industrial society and enjoy its consequences
For the next paycheck bro
You know what, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if some of us got replaced by AI 😥
"Kubunetes" not found
a dream
When your passion is filmmaking but you're stuck deploying kubernetes clusters.
You were born to deploy kubernetes clusters
"DevOps is a meaningful term" 😂 absolute stitches
I lost it
... god help "devsecops"
I get suspension of disbelief for enjoying things, but this one just totally destroyed my immersion as being too far fetched. I'd be more likely to believe that Bigfoot was gonna ride in on a unicorn to deliver me a cup of coffee!
No cap I’m dead fam slay yas
Devops at my company are the biggest bunch of arrogant yet useless knobs I’ve ever seen.
I do appreciate how in at least half of these videos the main character seems to be on the verge of a psychological breakdown, portrayed through some tasteful cinematography
Don't we all seem like that
It's very realistic, the scripts are written by experts.
It's why I follow this channel. The catharthis of knowing I am not alone in my brokenness.
Also, holy sh*t it's funny.
Tracking Q1 headcount goal in negative numbers is top tier soul crushing
While the time between outages is dropping. Now that’s shareholder value
It's actually true
@@rlwelch Operating leverage, right there!
We can use the float from those vacancies to bring on a more experienced engineer later... r-right?
"you were born to deploy kubernetes clusters" is making me re-evaluate my life choices
Indeed how long has Kubernetes been here already? It is getting old. We need a new tech fad to get us excited again and forget at least temporarily the existential despair.
us bro us
@@sk-sm9sh Nomad?
@@sk-sm9sh wasn't serverless supposed to be that? And then cloud spend got expensive...
You thought it was going to be fun? Maybe the first time but then it quickly became a hell-hole without end
Babe, we're going to have to pivot and take this offline, a new Krazam just dropped.
Okay, this got me good.
"pivot"
be very quiet.
You did not just tell me to take this offline.
"your feedback is actionable and important" Me: sobbing on the ground
*cries in customer service*
Linus, grant me the serenity to accept the spahgetti code I cannot change. Courage to refactor the code I can. And the wisdom to tell the diference
bro they gotta use this line in a video
Linus? Scumbag Linus from LTT?
@@EmperorShang Linus the creator of Linux, Linus Torvalds. Also how is LTT Linus a scumbag?
@@EmperorShang
Linus Torvalds, of linux. In their exoricism vid they did something like "By the power of Linus Torvalds"
Stoicism + Linux, what a combination.
I was born to deploy Kubernetes clusters
This one hurt
Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked.
It is so beautiful
I was born to deploy kubernetes clusters
Preach!
Me referring to myself as either a 'devops engineer', 'cloud engineer', or 'systems engineer' depending on which one makes the most sense to me that day.
we are IT
Just be an engineer and do some physical stuff from time to time.
I'm just the guy that makes the green light on the computer blink. Why does it blink? Unimportant. The important bit is that it does blink. Precisely. Punctually. With intent. Because the light blinking its neon green, sometimes fast, sometimes slow, is the only thing standing between order and chaos. I am the light blinker. Know me and tremble.
Don't forget "Network engineer"
Also don't forget "platform engineer"! The list grows long.
I don’t know how you do it but you perfectly capture the soul-crushing horror inherent to working in information technology.
I dare you to call DevOps IT to their face
thems literal fighting words lol
Actually, I'm an engineer. That's the E in the SRE. I didn't take Discrete Math to work in 'IT'.
Remind me how much discrete math is done in Terraform again? @@FINSuojeluskunta
Sorry but you kinda did. @@FINSuojeluskunta
My favorite part is the stack trace reference to OmegaStar still not getting their ISO Timestamp feature in 😂😂
OH MY GOD. "Invalid format for for field \"Timestamp\"". Galactus is not going to be happy.
I froze the frame to read the stacktrace and nearly got coffee in my nose
It's so over
We are so back
My 2 states of being
me when the github actions on my PR are red
me when the github actions on my PR are green
The duality of a programmer.
"That joke you told in your meeting was funny! If your coworkers were not on mute, you would've heard them laughing"
I've waited my whole life to hear these words
it's 2024 and Omegastar still doesn't support ISO timestamps
Underrated comment.
Before every work day, deep in the morning, I will repeat the mantra: "There will never be another outage again." #blessed
Project your own reality out to the cosmos, king
Guided DevOps Meditation by MeteorOps is a real version of this a coworker sent me haha
@@bransonS lmao, checking that out now
We need a video like this for front end developers. "People notice your fancy loading states", "everyone appreciates the amount of effort you put into small details", "you centered a div", etc.
“You applied block element modifier philosophy as intended”
Your relentless attention to WCAG accessibility standards has made a difference in so many lives
"your half year-long refactoring to react hooks made a difference"
@@adamdudealso refactoring from React class components to React function components, AngularJS to Angular, etc.
You lost me at centered a div. Come on man, don't exaggerate - A backend dev.
In a parallel universe where Omegastar was released with ISO8601 support from day one, this man has reached enlightenment
Technical problems is just the excuse. There would be another reason to be unhappy if all our problems disappear.
This is deep lore
"your pipeline is green" was a nice way of softening us up for the killing blow ... this hurt me in ways I wasnt prepared for
Everybody wanted OmegaStar to get their fucking shit together. They did. But they didn't handle an edge case where 0.01% of the requests ended up bombarding one of their own microservices. Chaos ensues at the Facegoog HQ. SRE team sees a massive increase in mental breakdowns. Next week, Facegoog CTO and OmegaStar Dev Manager will battle it out on the Monday morning sync-up. Who will come out on top? Rated XL, not suited for juniors.
Hmm, right. So we'll put it in the backlog. See you in the next stand-up.
A senior engineer during a moment of mental clarity decided to hardcode the ISO timestamp for end of the universe, thereby bypassing OmegaStar. He has now ascended to the status of prophet of The End. We're going to have to let him go though for breaking company coding standards. Can you ping Tammy to create a posting for his position?
I love this longstanding deep lore of OmegaStar and how they can't get their fucking shit together.
LMAO 🤣😂
@@ouroboratikaI mean how hard is it to implement ISO dates?! Sheesh.
I ran into you in Lower Manhattan and yelled that I love your CZcams videos. Made my day.
1:45 - “Your friends and family appreciate your humorous work stories…” Yo, that one cut deep right there. 😭
JESUS THANK GOD ITS KRAZYAM I WAS ABOUT TO OFFSITE MYSELF
'bout to delete all the pods at once
@@fosterseth That won't work, they are self healing . You need to hit either the nodes or deployment configs.
If you're going to do it then do it right. o-o
it's
@@JessmanChicken86 What if it's an abbreviation for "I'm Terribly Sorry"?
"You were born to deploy Kubernetes clusters"
Oh my fucking god
I know right, buy a Raspberry Pi, configure a router for once in your cloud-native lives
@@bennyskim Setting up a router with a few physical nodes ain't no problem.
What does scare me is spending 5+ days to deploy and set up an eBPF cillium plugin on a kubernetes cluster.
Also making sure data is available in more than one geological location, have live lossless replication and is backed up regularly while also keeping storage costs low.
@@resphantom And after all that it's the slowest app in the world, the Raspberry Pi over residential Comcast is faster and free lol
The moonwalking baby 😂
"Your @Nullable and @NonNull annotations are all correct and you definitely didn't mix them up."
"You can explain the difference eloquently to any junior dev."
The production value redefines expectations
ywnbaw
this comment helped me reimagine the experience I've had watching this video
The production value helped me appreciate the business value of deeper understanding of business expectations to deliver quality output ahead of schedule with full scope twelve 9s coverage across all cloud, on-prem, public facing, and intranet services with a consistent month-over-month 30% reduction in MTTR as we reduce staff in the context of real time adjustments to worldwide geopolitical changes including dedollarization, inflation with respect to US foreign policy. We express this as code in Go and Haskell to orchestrate our cost optimized AI agent farms that react in real time to any/all events.
This was my favorite scene in Blade Runner. A true masterpiece
"It is now safe to turn off your computer."
-Windows 95
"You were born to deploy Kubernetes clusters" hit me the hardest, because you realize this is what he would genuinely love to hear from someone without it sounding like sarcasm.
He had dreams once, he wanted to do something more meaningful than stressing over some error logs for some unimportant company.
He tries so hard to find meaning in the crushing emptiness that is corporate 9-to-5 sprint-to-sprint type of agile world that he's living in.
He tries to convince himself that this is his real passion and tries to forget about his past so it doesn't get in his way.
He hopes if he tries his best and becomes the expert in his field he'll finally be worthy of love and people will respect him.
He has built his life around work because he doesn't know any other type of life.
At the end he talks about leaving the company because he probably wants to experience change, any change, even if it's for couple of days
after which it all comes back to the same state as before.
...or maybe I'm taking it too far. Anyway, relatable. Thumbs up.
Well said. Relatable indeed. And in this job market, who has the courage to try to leave anyway? And what would be the odds that it would even be any better? My burned out psyche can't handle the additional workload of evening leetcode grinding anyway. No, we'll stay put, do our best to keep our mouths shut through the frustration, and count down the decades before retirement or stress-induced heart disease finally bring us peace.
I wanted to become a physicist and solve the mysteries of the universe. I develop ELT pipelines.
But I sold my soul to the company store to afford an apartment in BigCityopolis that is somehow close to the metro and far from everyone I know
I love you KRAZAM. May all your commits go green on the CI pipeline
"Pipeline in green" in Papyrus font LOL!
Banger. Another banger. Every affirmation will be screenshotted and used in engineering slack channels tomorrow
The website that he used in the video is real
I like how he shakes his head at "your tests are well written and stable". You an me both, brother. You and me both.
If your coworkers were not on mute, you would have heard them laughing -> this
Thanks to Kubernetes we no longer have a single point of failure.
We now have dozens of them.
How is krazam such a good director?! Every skit that has a montage is simultaneously beautiful and hilarious
This one was almost certainly inspired by the counseling session scenes from Severance
SWEET LORD IN HEAVEN KRAZAM IS BACK
Today, I will document the requirements of my soul. I will grow the KPIs of my own life. I will unblock the roadmap to my success.
I deliver value.
The acting in the ending scene was phenomenal. You were acting...right?
Timestamp format exception, java stacktrace, dozen of windows stacked on top of each other, one of them being new update arrived or something.
I felt every second of that.
Gold.
The iterm2 update is perfection.
Judging by that exception, it looks like OmegaStar still can't parse ISO timestamps properly!
@@ijmad I think that's the lor
The one guy remaining working hard to support ISO timestamps in Omegastar! You are a hero. You are valuable to your organization.
pressed like, now gonna watch
>dev ops is a meaningful term
I might have just had a spiritual break down, thank you krazam
I love that the Java stack trace (0:22) is in "omegastar" - a reference to the Microservices video.
Not only that, Invalid format for a TimeStamp. Almost like omegastar doesn't correctly handle ISO TimeStamps.
Just realized the aria at the beginning is Pavarotti singing "Vesti La Giubba" from Pagliacci - basically the clown has to put on the makeup and costume and go on with the show despite having a personal breakdown.
Very clever!
I love how in a single day the video got almost the same views as the subscribers... That's an expectant audience...
The production quality is amazing. Netflix, give this team a show...
Oh man the pipeline being green makes me so happy. It's like some kind of pavlovian effect. I don't even work SRE anymore but seeing the colour green and a checkmark anywhere improves my mood. The tech industry has brainwashed me!
This is freaking amazing.
Also: Severance
3:23 girl doesnt deserve him. we need a dating app for SREs and underappreciated engineers who hold all of society on their backs full sleeve tattooed with their yaml configs
Don't know how many people got the joke you were making with the Opera "Pagliacci". Pagliaccio means clown in italian. And that specific part of the opera is the main clown coming to gripes with his fate to be a clown. A nice touch not many people will understand, so I am pointing it out :))
Real heroes don't wear capes
yo wait this is insane
Underrated comment
The Iterm2 update is perfection.
I'm impressed that you guys went lengths to install a TSL certificate on that thing. Good work.
This channel singlehandedly keeping me thankful I only develop software as a hobby.
Just 3 years ago i would have said you should try for a career change. These days I bow to your prescient wisdom.
He's BACK. And with chad SRE/DevOps humour no less
Now THIS is the value I needed delivered to me today.
Brother, watching this after staying up to 3am debugging prod deployment issues legit broke me down emotionally for about a minute☹- and that was just the first 10 seconds!
0:09 Look at that stack trace - Omega Star STILL doesn't support ISO timestamps like they said they would 3 years ago?!
Omega star time stamp in the stack trace took me out 😂😂😂
The creative effort put into these skits is on a whole nother level. This is real art, unlike loads of mainstream "content creators" just trying to push crap out the door for views and money. These guys really have a unique vision which I hope they never lose sight of.
as soon as i saw this in my feed i knew its going to be a banger. this guy may upload every 6 months or so but it is always so good.
The saddest part is that someone can make this great of content and still need to live that SRE life. I’m happy at least there’s a patreon now so we can all help this great channel grow.
0:20 omega star strikes again
Srenity is a very clever name. Love the small details
I feel like impostor syndrome and low self esteem might mean there could be a video like this with affirmations that weren't just happy lies.
Sometimes you are appreciated, you do deserve better, you do try your best and that's the best anyone can ever do.
The audio in this is fantastic. Kudos to whoever did the music and audio FX work.
Also, I seriously need this sort of thing every day, when I find myself blurting out cynical responses to unreasonable deadlines, inconsistent requirements, and/or meaningless KPIs.
The website srenity is also real!! This is unreal... I mean, every KRAZAM's works should be display in MoMa or some shit anyway.
Also that music is my kind of jam.
This was another masterpiece. Thank you Krazam
hey! I love your editing, I love your cuts, and your script. This is really fun and beautiful to watch.
Wow the convo at the end is very close to how all my siblings talk at family gatherings lol. So much complaining about work and saying their job would fall apart if they left haha.
I never understand the terms, but I get the general context. Honestly this is easily in my top 5 fav youtube channels. As a music producer, it's nice to hear people talk in terms that are more or less a foreign language. Kind of like if I were to say "drop the gain threshold on the midband, bring in some light distortion on the 2nd order harmonics and hi pass the side band at 300hz". You might understand a few words, and grok what I'm saying, but technically have no actual idea. Anyway, keep up the good work!!
Oh man, then you definitely need to see how they make the plumbus
I understand both realms, software engineering and music engineering. It's undistorted and clear for both: "never forget the baseline."
Are you really sure to hipass the side at 300?
When did grok go from understanding to barely following?
The shot of the steam as he’s opening up his heart to the exercise is unbelievably good
Man, you guys just keep on getting more and more dystopian and I'm all here for it
this affected me deeply
What a masterpiece
"You were born to deploy kubernetes clusters"
[quiet sobbing] 😂
Praised be Omnissiah, he is back!
I love how he types the slash on the url and then remove it after, as if OCD stacked on top of OCD
The browser did that when he hit enter.
KRAZAM you take me off this astral plane with this content. Please never stop. Your art lives rent free in my head more and more as I navigate life at a trendy tech company. I hope to sync with you one day. Actually.. I'll go ahead and throw that on your calendar.
Clipping these and listening on repeat. Thanks!
Thanks KRAZAM, I needed this
some of the greatest artistic editing of all time. another krazam classic
the quality was so good, I loved this so much lol!
Ah yes, right out of Severance.
Another banger of a video KRAZAM.
I think my favorite things are the most subtle ones. The bleak whiteboard. The stark office. The ignored iTerm update. :chefkiss:
Such high quality videos I'm ready for more!
This might be your best one yet
Always a great day when KRAZAM uploads
Your videos always make me laugh even as they hurt me.
Love the new direction with this content. ❤
This resonated far more than it should. Well done. A great video. This should be played at the start of every tech conference.
This is one of the funniest and creative videos I have ever seen. Hits so hard for those of us in the field.
Every single video you've made has made me laugh until I've cried.
May your uptime blossom KRAZAM
I appreciate your humorous work stories :)
This is gold. My peers appreciate me even more for sharing these positive affirmations with them. We need more of them.
another brilliant krazam gem!...adamant, from the software engineering soul.