what is your worst Valentine’s Day experience?
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"If you've never talked to a girl before, don't do it" - Jared Dines 2018
Joe Power so this is a perpetual loop?
What if I've talked to a girl and embarrassed myself?
@@shawnconway5696 it's all downhill from here, my friend
Wise words
Well, no girlfriend for me.
I find it amazing that you guys record all this in one take. No one goes to the bathroom, eat, drink, fuck up, run out of things to say, do something questionable, etc.
5:53 the face of a man who found out he has a child
5:53.
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING AUSTIN?!
"Bro.."
"Bro?..."
"I thought you knew..."
...Have you heard of war robots
I have a poem inspired by Brojob,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
To the slobberhouse with you,
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!
xxxTransportation ...its brojob. Nice
Send them to the slobberhouse breeeeeeeee
I'm imagining the BRRRREEEEE!!! part and I can't stop laughing.
SEND THEM TO THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BREEEE!!!!!! 🤘🏻😝🤘🏻
You guys dont get the slobberhouse joke huh (;
Well, the kid will be 18 yrs old. My ex bf knew he just choice his own selfish ways. Ex was on drugs last time I talked to him, and I told him I didn't want our baby around drugs and that is the last time I talked to him.
Glad you and your kid got out of that mess
You made the right choice
Does he even have to pay child support?
Bare Finnumim i would believe so, because i have the same kind of story except im the kid. My mom still has to pay child support (although she doesnt) idk her story tho or if there are ways to get out of paying child support
@@maryahf3213 that's rough to hear my dude.
audio is good for a change, i like it
My sister's friend was on holiday in a shack in the woods. Her family was staying with her friend's family. She secretly had a crush on that friend, but her brother knew and told the friend. Long story short, he didn't feel the same way. This was the first day of a week-long holiday, and neither of them could leave.
5:53 PRICELESS
One year I got an Iron Maiden CD, then the next year I got Breaking Benjamin and Linkin Park. Don't have to complain on Instagram about being alone 'cause my mom gave me new music to drown my sorrows in.
The best I've read so far... Lucky man...
worst valentines day experience is about two years ago, i asked a girl out(didn't know she had a boyfriend) and she did a number of things: rejected me, said very harsh words, and told her boyfriend and he came up to me and threw me into a trashcan so i think that was pretty bad
I Made a first impression by getting wasted and yelling "My name is Steven Chisham!" over and over. We have been together over 5 years
Underrated comment thats hilarious 😂
I'm liking these regular uploads, very noice guys
nice**
Diana Matthews I’m pretty sure he meant noice
+jaspermk 😂😂 hilarious. I'm positive he didn't
Diana Matthews hahaha, he is actually right, you got bamboozled
Diana Matthews I always write noice
Aye, Austin is legit my spirit animal
Epixkiller65 your cancer
stopmotion desu *You're
stopmotion desu What type?
your english? :)
stopmotion desu what about his cancer?
3:46 *Mr. Brightside starts playing*
The Dickey Dines Podcast sounds nice
Spolier : austin says heart shaped box. And it wasn't a nirvana reference 😁
Dilania when
@@callumhawkins3087 27:24
Bruh
*spoiler... 2 years and nobody corrected you? Sorry to be that asshole
@@jakeobscene5159 it’s spolier, always has been
A War Robots pick up line should be guaranteed to work. Who doesn't want to hear more about War Robots?
Will they ever be sponsored by War Robots?
have yall seen that video where the guy proposes to his girl at the mall and says a bunch of cringy sweet shit and hires a mariachi band and everything and she takes the guitar out of one of the band members hand and breaks it over the dudes head and straight up walks away XD
The worst she can do is say no..
Her: Laughs in your face and walks away.
I’ve got one hell of a whopper: this was 2 years ago, either a couple weeks before or after Valentine’s Day, I was with this girl whom I had really liked. Honestly she was amazing. Decent person, quiet when she needed to be, but also good at conversation, funny, had similar interests to me (music and tv show wise). So it was around February, and I’m starting to here rumors from people that she was going to break up with me. I had no idea why. So one day I confronted her on the phone saying “someone told me that you’re gonna break up with me, please tell me this isn’t true.” Long story short, she broke up with me right then and there. A year later I found out that her narcissistic bastard of a friend had gotten her to do it, because that friend felt “left out” because I was in a relationship that was actually fucking working. Also, keep in mind that I was in 9th grade at the time of the breakup, and 10th when I found out why. Also I had been struggling (and still do struggle) with depression and anger issues. Of course nobody knew, ‘cause I don’t like talking to people about myself, so when this happened I nearly punched a hole in my wall and spent the rest of the day (both in 10th and 9th grade) crying my ass off. Her friend moved away from our school this year (thank god), but every time I see someone close to me with their significant other, I can’t bear it. Honestly that 1 time fucked me up from being around people in relationships. Also it killed any chance I had at having a relationship throughout high school. I tried 5 times after she broke up with me, and each time I either got friend zoned, or just plain out rejected.
3 years late to this one . I was 19 and dumb , had a huge crush on this girl living in the other side of the country , fell in love , said she felt the same about me too . She lied about getting in a car crash , didn't know it at the time . Left my sick mom to bring my ,,gf,, some gifts hoping she might enjoy them until she recovers . 14 hour drive , can't figure out where she is so i get back on the road with the gifts i had, hoping i could give them to her some other time .( we talked again after , said it was a big misunderstanding and i forgave her) .
2 weeks before christmas she invites me to party with her at a cottage , everythings all planned out , couldn't wait to see her . Got ghosted 3 days before we were supposed to meet , spent new years eve alone not knowing what i did wrong only to find out she had someone else after struggling with the sadness for like 3 months after she dissapeared on me again.I did not have any interest in dating anyone else since then
i was with a girl in 8 or 9th grade, we were together for a while maybe 7 months, towards the end she left to go visit family for abuot 8 weeks, then before she came back she wanted to go on a break, i was like yeah sure anything for you... she breaks it off permanently not even a week later and wants to stay as friends, i say yeah sure im cool with that (hoping im able to get back with her later) then, as soon as she gets back, she hangs out with and started dating this guy who i was worried about (he was very touchy feely with her (they were friends) and it made me uncomfortable). anyway, she guy hops for a few years then in grade 10 and early 11 she tried getting back with me, my way of saying no was getting another girlfriend (a little harsh but whatever i was hurt by what she did), so far, my current girlfriend (been together nearly a year now) has been 110% better, sorry for the novel just though i'd share, have a good one fellas.
Every girl I've ever dated has ended up cheating on me with my biological brother and dumping me on Valentine's Day. Even my ex fiance cheated on me on Valentine's Day. This time I dumped him and he was in the single boat.
Holy shit
thelittlest potato you need a different brother
16:01 I’d honestly love leftover pizza as a valentines gift.
I don't even notice Valentine's day, then when it happens it doesn't affect me. Like, these other people are all sad and dejected because they're single and are seeing happy couples, and I've been single for almost my entire life and just have not really cared.
19:00 That’s gonna be the new Infant Annihilator cover 😂
At 7:21 Jared doesn’t even acknowledge the inhuman noise Austin makes 😂
There was a 50 shades ad before this vid
I remember on one valentines day my history teacher gave me a box of chocolates and told me it was from another student. She then told me it was from a homosexual dude that had a crush on me, so I just kinda sat there trying my hardest not to look at anyone and to not laugh, and I was thinking out loud; "Well, I'm already in a relationship with this one girl, so should I be an asshole, take the chocolates, and tell him I don't swing that way? or should I be less of an asshole, give the the chocolates back, and tell him I don't swing that way....." I went with the latter and afterwards I got rude texts from his friends for a week straight. May not be the worst, but it's most definitely the strangest valentines day I've ever had.
...I may have, just may have accidentally slept with my buddies mother on Valentine's day. Met her at my job, did some work in her house, was covered in sweat because I was working in the attic in the middle of the summer. She basically threw me into the shower, then joined me in it... I was in my early 20s, not one to turn that down so yea, it was a wild mid day experience. Came downstairs to find him in the kitchen putting flowers into a vase for his mother, I realized who she was, grabbed my tools and took the eff off. I had to explain to my boss why I wasn't going back to finish the job. That's a story in itself, thank God he never told my coworkers. To the guys (son/buddy) major credit he had a great sense of humor about it and jokes about it calling me dad and shit like that just because it makes me really effing awkward. Still to this day, about 10 years later, I still can't make eye contact with him.
13:12 This dude is the winner! Give him a medal, singles.
Watched this 30 min video instead of going to school. Definitely worth it
Bro im proud 6 months late but good job
8 moths late but I hope you didn't get in too much trouble.
10 but thats legend status
11 what did you do after the video was over go to school? Lol
r/thathappened
bring back story gaming plz
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3:50 I would have shimmied under a vehicle and wept
They insult them so much then say sorry about what happened😂😂
at the beginning of the video we see the wild dickdine in their natural habitat making their mating call
17:32 sweet home alabama
7:22 When your teacher offers extra credit for sex... But you remember you're homeschooled
Kavinchu only in Arkansas
Kavinchu Lmao
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Oh wow ;)
19:35 I feel as if this is a direct attack
I used to give gifts to my friends and mother on Valentines Day. I figured if I didn't get anything I could at least let other people know they're loved.
I legit died of laughter at 05:51
mine is being single EVERY year. EVERY YEAR!
8:18 Same exact shit happened to me in middle school. Only my "buddy" then took it a step further and PAID her to give me an apology hug for laughing in my face. Definitely one of my worst memories in terms of dating related stuff. I think it's more funny than upsetting now, but that shit broke me when it happened.
Did he genuinely think he was helping?
@@noesunyoutuber7680 I doubt it. He was always kind of a douchebag.
Dying at “Theresa why are you telling me this” 😂😂
0:00 BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT
I got rejected on Valentine’s Day while listening to dance the night away by Van Halen. And this girl meant everything to me. But during September of this year I tried again and she said yes. She said yes while I was listening to the same song. And we are very happy rn and that song means a lot to me!
Good for you man!
18:25 .. "uhhhhh next question" 😂
I stopped watching animals as leaders for this
Thats pretty intense bro.....
I stopped jacking off to watch this
@@loveroflife1438 damn dude, priorities
@Øystein Aarseth I thought you were dead.
I was watching this yesterday laughing at everyone’s misfortune and then me and my boyfriend broke up 😂
congratulation, you were prepared
One Valentine's Day the girl I'd been dating for a month invited me to her roommates party and long story short I ended up sleeping on the couch while my ex and her "brother" shared her room... very loudly. Fun times.
''What's your worst valentine's day experience?''
me(who has never had a girlfriend): yes
Could You also make a dicky dines Show Twitter Account?
"In a sandwich bag?" might be the funniest thing either of you have ever said.
My worst Valentine’s Day. This girl and I have been friends for like 5 years and had a very close relationship. She got a boyfriend and completely ghosted me and her friends for like 2 or so months. After that she treated me like a creep and shut me out for reasons that I don’t understand
my senior year of high school I was dating a girl and I bought one of the those giant bears and told her sister I wanted to hide under it to suprise her after work. she said it wasn't a good idea. after some convincing she let me hide in the bedroom after a few minutes she comes in the room with a dude and they start fucking. it was my best friend. I started to leave and she asked if I wanted to join in? . . . . wtf
Cory Mims now that’s how it’s done
sure that happened bud
Maybe it did maybe it didn't. I Definantly didn't cry on the way home. . . . that much
Cory Mims that was a creepy ass idea anyway
@@A-man1998 im deffinantly not pretty enough for that
From the future here.
"Hey girl before i get to the proposal this interaction is sponsored by raid shadow legends..."
I watched this last valentines day and i'm watching it again!
I never had a valentines experience so far
I've watched like 4 or 5 of the videos from this channel. Fetus in a sandwich bag sold me and I instantly subscribed while laughing my ass off
All of my Valentine's days sucked ass cause I either got picked on for being single or told the reason I don't have one was cause of my looks
The apple core guy is my hero
8:25 almost the same happened to me when I was 11. Haven't tried since.
When Austin said "The kid?" I was drinking apple juice and I fucking blew snot all over the cup cause I was laughing 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤧
You should do a bad dance experiences video
My favorite part of this music channel is Jared and Austin discussing the advantageous of PH Premium
This is amazing yous always upload as soon as my break starts in college
MY MAN WITH THE FOOKIN SOBE YESSSSSSSSHHHHH
I felt bad not asking my crush out in valentine's day but now i think im good being single
Three very good friends of mine had their birthdays on Valentine's day, so when I was a kid most of them were spent hanging out with my friends on their birthdays, and since then nothing much has happened on them.
Jared goes from sounding like the devil to a 14 year old choir boy
22:20 that happened a few hundred years ago, whole town burned down except for a church and 2 homes. After that they didn't use wood to build anymore
Watching this 4 years later having totally forgotten about War Robots and basically getting the equivalent of Nam flashbacks
What's worse than the laugh is that moment of realization she has then the sighing "aww, no"
Reminds me of middle school, had a friend who was friends with a girl I liked, said to keep to himself, told her, and came back to tell me all she said was "Ew".
Then when she came by class, and he told her to hug me, she should there and I just looked down embarrassed.
Middle school was Fun!
6:33 reminds me of when my dad’s fiancée walked out on him right before Christmas, but used the key she still had to come get her gifts he hadn’t taken back to the stores yet while we weren’t home.
Love the new intro. Really captures your spirits!11!!111!!!
Idk why it took me so long to see this video but I just realized this came out when my ex broke up with me lmao
I fucking lost it when dickey just stopped drinking with that face 5:51
"like bro," "bro," "I thought you knew bro!"
0:46 I like how Austin is like, the funniest person ever but can simultaneously have the sense of humor of a seven year old
0:00 that one kid in your school that you're not too sure is normal
18:34 oh wow
Best start of a video in the history of videos. You 2 remind me so much of my best friend and I. Ahaha i love you guys. Love your content together. ❤️😂
I can kind of relate with Robbie when he got laughed in his face. I was in high school and was too shy to ask the guy I had a crush on if he wanted to go the "prom." So I wrote him a note and had my best friend at the time give it to him. A few seconds later I heard him and his friends cracking up. Then there was another time where I was brave enough to tell a guy I liked him and since it was Halloween I gave him my number and he'd say he'd call and we could hang out. He never called and then never came back to school. I felt like it was my fault he didn't come back. I'm sure that wasn't the case at all. Saw him years afterwards and he looked like he had gotten into hard drugs. Sad situation.
I've been single for every valentines day of my life
Audio really sounds solid guys, good job!
Fuckin’ Redbull just shot out of my nose at the “Dude?......Dude?” Part! Lmao!
I like how Austin sounded like noob from mortal kombat lol was great
Love these kinds of vids
I got my girl one of those giant Costco bears. Her brother made her give me a fake drug package. We love getting suspended in high school for that
We've got a mic right here guys got my dead lmfao 😂😂😂😂
The bit Austin did, "bruh. bruh, I thought you knew" smfh totally killed me lmao
5:53 not sure why, but that face just made my day
28:21 the throwback ❤️
so many valid points in this video.
Austin stop, i can't stop laughing!
Well last year me and my best friend (hes a dude) went to the city to have fun. We walked in shushi restraunt to get a table set down then noticed all the hearts. We looked at each ither and then realized we were both wearing sublime shirts. The waiter walked over so we nodded then held hands and ordered. I love that dude.
“Quiet sir”
me and the bois get each other choccies on valentines day, we just sit there at lunch just eating them and people walk by and go "how many valentines did you get" we just say "full credit to the bois"