"Steven Seagal: Certified Tough Guy"
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I'm almost convinced that Steven Seagal is the greatest Method Actor of all time: He has, at no point in the last 30+ years, broken character, neither behind nor in front of the Camera. He is like a bizarro version of Kirk Lazarus from _Tropic Thunder,_ he has been the dude playing the same dude disguised as another dude... for three decades.
good grief
Didn't he shit his pants once when somebody choked him out? It must have been like his once in a lifetime out of body actual body experience
He is certainly fat and bloated.
I know that doesn’t have to anything to do with your comment, but at least it’s verifiable.
@@gg8264 In aill fairness, this is probably more likely.
If you want a ridiculous thing about a famous action movie actor.
Jon Claude Van Dame originally played the Predator from the movie Predator, they originally wanted the Predator to look more insectoid and they planned on using special effects to make him invisible, problen was they couldn't use green screen because the jungle is green, so they made the costume red, imagine Jean Claude Van Dame running around the jungle wearing a bright red lobster costume.
THIS REALLY HAPPENED. Thank god they changed actor and the Predator design last minute.
I remember i saw some bts pictures and videos of the original predator design and bruhhh..ain't no way Arnold was gonna fight Dr.Zoidberg lmaooo....but it was a HUGE MISSED OPPORTUNITY to not have JCVD face off against motherfking Arnold in the actual badass Predator design cause like the Predator himself is an athletic, very quick and fast agile alien hunter from another world and with an athletic Martial Artist like Jean Claud Van Dame, that would've been greatness just seeing 2 legends interact in a movie together
Hey Chad the show you were talking about is Steven Seagal: Lawman. He was a Jefferson Parish sherrif with this ridiculous Lousiana accent. It was hilarious!!
Actually, there was ANOTHER SHOW with Steven Seagal in Seattle called True Justice (2011-2012). It was set in an area where people from Louisiana had to live after being displaced by Hurricane Katrina (and for some reason Seagal would do a Southern accent). Red Eye Reviews is covering this series and Steven Seagal: Lawman
At the dishwasher part
I lost my shit 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, no, Seagal genuinely believes his own bullshit 😆Dude is the laughing stock of the martial arts community because he talks down to other legit martial artists and has a massive ego. He claims he is a badass when his credentials are all bullshit.
Seagal is the real deal. Daniel Inosanto said that or do you want to tell us that Inosanto is no expert? Nobody made fun of Seagal in his prime. It just started when he got fat.
@@Katzenhase People have been making fun of Steve since the 90s, he's a hack fraud.
@@CompagnonDeMisere25 He´s not a fraud at all. He´s the real deal, at least in his prime. People are just jealous because he´s 10times as popular and as rich as people who criticise him.
a few people have made hiarious videos about him. joe rogan watched a bunch of his shit and laughed his ass off.
@@Katzenhase oh yeah, the real deal ran away from van damme when they are about to have a real fight. real deal my ass.
The fact that Seagull-Man shook Alexander Lukashenko's hand just makes him even more of a muddy doormat.
Why? He is just being a russian mongol, as he is a russian mongols, from a family of russian mongols, and he is a russian mongols from all the russian mongols
His run is like teasing someone "runs like a girl" with the arms flailing. How does that end up on film and released multiple times. No one said something?
33:56 Chad there’s a movie of this exact description called the toxic avenger
I literally can't believe there is people willing to defend steven seagull bs.
Steven Seagal’s career and attitude remind me of a story I watch on CZcams about a famous soccer player who never actually played soccer. It’s a crazy real life story about how much a person can get away with if they’re a bit of smooth talker
Chad,I think the incident you're thinking of was Judo master Gene Lebell, hope I spelled his name right....he choked Segal in a hold to a point where Steven pooped himself....lol
Yeah, pretty sure it was brought up on the Renegade channel when they did their reaction video on this Jontron episode. He basically told Gene LeBell to put him in a hold because he had a guaranteed escape. So Gene did, put him in basically a standing guillotine iirc...and Steven's escape maneuver didn't work, he didn't tap, Gene held the hold and put him to sleep.
Such a wonderful example of an instant karma story that's woefully lacking in Mr. Segal's life of deluded arrogance. lol
Didn´t you watch Viking Samurai´s interviews with stuntman Steven Lambert and stunt coordinator Conrad Palmisano? Seagal wasn´t choked out by LeBell at all. LeBell lied on the whole thing. Lambert and Palmisano were there. They lied about everything. LeBell and Seagal even didn´t meet on the set of "Out for Justice". That was another lie. They meet on "Marked for Death".
I lost my shit when Nikki said he looked like Ray Ramano!
That nail.
Pretty sure he's using that to snort something.
Which, given his mentality and subsequent attitude, makes perfect sense.
You should look at his "surviving edged weapons" episode.
12:00 He's father was a son of Russian Jewish immigrants, either is is lying to make himself look cooler or he actually believes in the antisemitic Khazar myth and just calls all Turkic people Mongols.
A lot of the locks and holds from Aikido can be useful, but very situational. Unfortunately, its bad reputation comes from the number of con-artists that have coopted its name. In short, if someone tries to convince you that they can knock you over with their "energy" or that the kinds of demonstrations that Seagal does are "real"...walk away. Otherwise, there are good techniques to be learned from it provided it's not one of the many bullshit artists trying to sell it.
The less combat focused techniques can be useful as well. Since Aikido literally means "Way of Harmonizing Energy" it also teaches some, i guess, "therapeutic" techniques. For example, I usually don't like to go out of my safe space, but some time after starting the aikido classes i found myself being dragged to a rappelling trip with my family. Never done it before, we were going to climb down a waterfall, it wasn't high, but i didn't know how to swim and letting myself fall, back first, was stressful to say the least. But in the end, thanks to some of things i learned in my classes, i actually did better than most of my family, and somehow calmed myself down as soon as i "fell" to be able to climb down, and did it again a few more times (I'm speaking based on my sensei's teachings, don't know how much he used from other martial arts, or just from being a dentist)
Aikido is very similar to Taichi, its more for mental and physical health and not for battle, yet both Taichi and Aikido suffer the same fate of being treated as a martial art that involves mystical power
Steven Seagal is a legend in his own mind.
Aikido is a Japanese defensive art for when you become disarmed and have to face an armed opponent, Steven Segal was the first American to teach at a dojo in Japan, the martial art has some legitimate use, just not as much as he emphasizes
Aikido has its uses, I even trained in it for a short while, but stuff he shows looks fake af
@@TheMartuksxxxx yeah. Unfortunately a LARGE amount of places that teach it (or claim to) are the fakey fake bullshit scam that exists to make interesting demonstrations to attract more customers. And its just put a HUGE black stain on the whole thing. I seriously feel bad for the people still actually trying to teach legit, because they have such a massive stigma to have to work thru..
Kevin hart tells the story about Seagal getting choked out by a stunt double (who actually does M.A) and pooping himself .
11:23 Did he say "You gotta watch out, Scott Lang"? What did Ant Man do to you, asshole???? 🤣
At least Steven Seagal *did* run back then. These days he gets exhausted from *walking.* I mean, does anyone else know that _Sniper: Special Ops_ Flick?
Ohh yes , yes and yes, i have been waiting for this for soo long. 😃 Finally Steven Seagal : The Sensei of Bullshitism himself. The Master of Fat Karate. The Running Girl. 😄 I was just laughing my ass off 🤣 . My favourite John Tron video of all time.
10:50 ohohoh absolutely amazing!
Even if I barely see Steven Seagal in the limelight, even on CZcams or Facebook, I already knew that he is fully aware of the Russian-Ukrainian war that has been going on for over a week. That's what brings me here. Just saying and I hope you are also aware of that, guys.
Yes this is the jontron video I have been waiting for
25:50 Actually...Steven was technically wrong, it was a shell casing that struck Brandon Lee, not a bullet (The solid metal tip of the projectile)...Both him and his father died far too soon, such is the life I suppose...
dayuuuum yall got new mics and they sound so goooood
We’re so thankful for everyone that made that happen!
Michael and Jean-Claude - Actually know martial arts and Steven just knows how to throw someone and most of the time they are throwing themselves. I better Chuck could kick his ass. Steven has a massive ego. Jean-Claude even though he's going of his head still trains and keeps in shape.
What's with Segal always holding his right arm with the his left arm when extending it?
The fame sure went to his head, alright. And his whole body, it seems. lol 😆
Again, if you wanna see another creator as crazy as Jon but with a British tinge, there's Caddicarus you guys should still check out. Mostly his recent videos, though. They're a bit long, but you'll enjoy every minute of them. Certain ones in particular:
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The Depressing World of Bad Crash Bandicoot Games
The Pitiful World of Pixar Games
The Awful World of Skateboarding Games
The Horrible World of Kinect Games
The Stupid World of Portable Crash Bandicoot Games
The Demonic World of Disney PS1 Games
The Forbidden World of Banned Video Games
The Unholy World of Jesus Games
There's a very specific theme with these titles. 😆
Yes they need to react to Caddy! I can just see Nikkis reaction to the Pheonix games chronicles 😂
_The Uncanny World of Some of These Titles_
@@jackieronaldwayerston6723 Basically. lol 😂
I've heard it said that Steven Seagal was the result of a bet by a producer that he could make a household name out of the least charismatic person they could find.
If true, "good job", I guess?
You guys actually missed it 18:03 he made the meme here.
19:35 "Yeah, I've been a cop for twenty years. What's that? Center of mass? Don't know what you're talking about, man."
My mom always said JonTron looked like the one guy from the mouse hunt movie, Ernie was his name.
Ah yes, Max Bialystock.
19:46 WTF? They're shooting from like 3 meters away. Even a blind man should be able to hit the target if they're pointed in the right direction.
Just in case you want to skip to it, the reaction starts at 8:03
I actually forgot about this channel for a little bit, I’ve been on a fancy cheese review and castle real estate binge for a few weeks now.
oh shit, Nikki has my shirt. I've never seen anyone else with it. Cool.
Steven Seagal looks like a bald Kathleen Kennedy
Vladimir was probs just thinking out of everything he could be doing he’s doing this😂
A classic!!
The guy that choked him out was Gene Lebell.
Yes! Finally!
Can we appreciate that Mark Wallburg grew as a person and before he did actually blinded another man. In both being not up his own butt anymore and actually impressively dangerous feats he beats Steven Seagal.
In high school I had more friends than I ever had in middle school. I was a nerd, and my friends were nerds, and we all I think we're pretty chill for the most part. I felt like the biggest butthole in my group considering I still had complexes from middle school (at least for my first two years). I miss high school, but while I barely had any people pick on me, there was a few. Granted, not the worst as most of them were way nicer than the middle schoolers that did pick on me, but generally I think the people I befriended in high school were chill.
When Seagull even opens his mouth, I feel like I'm talking to my worst ex.
Forget Einstein's brain, Seagull's brain in science material. That manly confidence, natural charismatic, but above all, he is so narcissistic that he tells the same exact lies for decades, to the letter. That is unseen.
Imagine having 5 times more identities than Madonna.
I wonder if the two of you will ever cover some Nostalgia Critic reviews. Some if not all his older videos are pretty funny about films.
Steven is professional meme. He's a guy that doesn't know his own reality, but hey that's fame most times.
Hookers are named after General Hooker who liked them if I remember correctly
They also hook you up; you hook up with them.
What about TJ Hooker though?
That's apparently apocryphal, as hookers appear to have been called that before the Civil War. Sideburns ARE named for General Burnsides, however.
Michael Jai White isn't a tough guy........bruh when all the UFC analyzers and fight practitioners say he is the GOAT...it's warranted. He is a legit former fighter
So its mostly true. He told a BJJ guy he couldn't be choked out, so he took him on in that challenged, and choked him out quickly.
Ey yo she said “ so he’s a wrestler” nah man that was so uncalled for
Lol, he says he’s from Vladivostok near Belarus but it’s actually pretty close to the Sea of Japan
**sniff** Guy
*Mmmhhh..*
Please tell me you’ve seen Tom Segura’s dance video that he made to show up the dance video Bert Kreischer made for no other reason than to one up Bert lmfao. If not, you HAVE to find the clip from ‘2 Bears 1 Cave’ where Tom shows Bert the video. It is so damn funny, and for some reason Tom is dressed as Steven with the carrot it is absolute gold
Now you gotta do the tom segura steven seagal reaction if you haven't seen it yet.
His early movies were ok (Glimmer Man was easily the best of them) -- but he didn't know when the time was right to allow for the passage of time. The man is trying to pretend he's the same as he has ever been. Wrong! Now he just embarrasses himself.
If you can pls react to the Act Man why doom 2016 and eternal are awesome
Seagal's first 5 movies were great. After that he got progressively weirder. Heavier too.
Steven seagull is quite special
Skip to 9:12 for the video proper to begin.
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what was your opinion of Jet Li?
Jontron and Ray Ramano...
_I don't see it..._
Cumtown is Nick Mullen, Adam Friedland, and Stav Halkias. Stav left, it became Adam Friedland show. How do I know this? Yes. I am, indeed, a proud Cum-boy (fan).
Under Seige is good
gotta watch tom Segura stand up about him
This is clear. He don't even know who Steven Segal is...
I've run into "Alpha Nerds" before. In those kinds of places. I'm a nerd for sure but these guys. Bad attitudes. I'm thinking like.. please don't make me roast you.. haha.
Van dame allmost Kicked his ass in a party ,. Seagal try to fill his ego going to other countries to meet dictators...
Communist kgb Putin love make propaganda like " look at me americans love me, they hate their own country " ... 😂😂😂...
Steven Seagal is a Putin simp now
Trains students how to stops a shooter using firearms..AND martial arts......oh yeah cause that won't backfire in the slightest...
Okay, his Aikido credentials are legitimate. And a lot of what people look at and think of as over acting in the falling is because they're trained to roll through falls. They are going to the ground largely of their own accord yes, but that's because they're trained to to do that rather than just face plant, so it ends up looking exaggerated because they're literally rolling through the fall. And some of the more egregious examples is JUST falling practice, students being signaled to fall properly at a moments notice.
You guys straight up stole this video
FBI, I know this is you.
Hm, probably one of the most boring 'reaction' videos I've seen in a long time. Pass.
Thanks for being so kind