"Surviving Edged Weapons"

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  • čas přidán 9. 06. 2022
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Komentáře • 65

  • @AsperTheGhost
    @AsperTheGhost Před 2 lety +153

    Fun fact: "British" girl is JonTrons wife 😇

    • @Fordo007
      @Fordo007 Před 2 lety +14

      Wow didn't realize that. She looks lovely, hope they're happy.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 Před rokem +8

      She can't keep getting away with this!

    • @emeraldkoala2543
      @emeraldkoala2543 Před rokem +2

      @@lucascoval828 ..huh?

  • @andrewpinto7904
    @andrewpinto7904 Před rokem +21

    12:51 the concept of an official police academy instructional video that has a slide with just the word “SHOOT” on it is slaying me

  • @Thomas_Horton
    @Thomas_Horton Před 2 lety +91

    8:26 Micah: "That's mighty big talk for someone within crusading distance!" lol 😆

  • @ElementalHeroJoe
    @ElementalHeroJoe Před 2 lety +40

    Couch pillows are not safe from Shorties edged weapons

  • @mrminecraftcubeable
    @mrminecraftcubeable Před rokem +10

    One thing Jon didn't mention is that some of the scenarios are based on real events, they even include photos of the wounds on the dead bodies of the cops

  • @nunyabiz8305
    @nunyabiz8305 Před 2 lety +30

    2:29 Nikki sudden facial expressions from sheer Terror you holding back a smile or why this channel is worth watching 😂🤣💖

  • @murads6947
    @murads6947 Před 2 lety +21

    They really want police officers to account for the possibility of being stabbed by a passenger near the metal detectors in airports. So comedic.

  • @Urd-Vidan
    @Urd-Vidan Před 2 lety +69

    *"Swords are just big knives."*
    - Nikki, 2022
    I can't believe you just said something so bold yet controversial.

    • @dontshanonau1335
      @dontshanonau1335 Před 2 lety +11

      That's like saying lances are just big toothpicks.

    • @Kjf365
      @Kjf365 Před rokem +6

      @@dontshanonau1335 I can guarantee some guard used their Lance/spear as a toothpick at some point in history.

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 Před rokem +4

      @@Kjf365 Leading up to WW2 the french army introduced bayonets that could be plugged into a bayonet lug from both the knife and handle sides. The french felt the need to rectify the problem about a year later, I imagine totally unrelated to soldiers sticking the rifles together permanently.
      Stories like this make me totally believe some random legionary using a lance as a toothpick.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man Před rokem

      Grossmesser

  • @Troninater
    @Troninater Před 2 lety +28

    Hang on, is S.M.E.N.S. really just 'shoot first, ask questions later'?? XD

    • @123Juniiorr
      @123Juniiorr Před 2 lety +14

      more like when the shit has already hit the fan

  • @ngultrum1
    @ngultrum1 Před 2 lety +5

    FYI, the "British" later became Ms. Jafari.

  • @mrzoshu
    @mrzoshu Před 2 lety +10

    the british one is his wife lol

  • @michaelbugner7011
    @michaelbugner7011 Před 2 lety +8

    Idk if you've ever watched red letter media, but they reviewed this once. It was a legendary episode. They do a show called wheel of the worst where they spin a wheel and watch the three VHS's they land on. I believe it's episode 16. Incredibly hilarious.

    • @MatheusSM1000
      @MatheusSM1000 Před rokem

      Yeah, I kinda prefer RLM's "review" of this movie

  • @habitsrabbit
    @habitsrabbit Před 2 lety +16

    I really don't know what to recommend but there's some good videos left, so I made a list of some stuff you could pick from.
    "JT FITNESS: Sweatin' it out with OJ"
    and the sequel "Regis philbin's Epic Workout"
    Or his "StarCade" series where he plays all the old star wars games..And for some more game videos
    "The zoo race"
    "Home alone games"
    "Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and bolts"
    I won't bombard you with a huge list of the others until later but there's some funny stuff waiting for you guys.

  • @BenjaminFlagg_GameDesigner

    Random , but I accidentally opened this reaction video in two tabs at the same time, with slightly offset audio as a result, and your video intro song bit went from a punk-rock riff, to a death metal double-bass drums and thrash guitar song SO FAST😆

  • @DevonDaVinci
    @DevonDaVinci Před 2 lety +3

    Wow, I see that Thousand Arms case in the back. Takes me back, great set design.

  • @revolcane
    @revolcane Před rokem

    They actually showed this to us when I was an Army MP

  • @friendlygoromorg9405
    @friendlygoromorg9405 Před 2 lety +4

    Good to see you two still making content!

  • @okdanhe
    @okdanhe Před 2 lety +7

    british is his wife

  • @FraLawliet
    @FraLawliet Před 2 lety +8

    Great video as Always! Keep It up! ❤️

  • @henrydupuis5648
    @henrydupuis5648 Před 4 měsíci

    I am Canadian so this extra killed me yo yeehaw LMFAO!😆😭

  • @neolithiumproduction
    @neolithiumproduction Před 2 lety +2

    This was so funny, I had to show it to my step-dad who is big on gun and blade safety. xD

  • @dedman1096
    @dedman1096 Před rokem +1

    0:42 she needs an EDGE-ucation?! (I’ll see myself out)

  • @breeze2082
    @breeze2082 Před 2 lety +5

    Of course knife culture is real, ever been to the UK?

    • @uncleken7955
      @uncleken7955 Před rokem

      yeah, you guys are nuts over there.
      just like us americans!!!

  • @dontshanonau1335
    @dontshanonau1335 Před 2 lety +2

    I'll be honest, the Jontron video isn't bad, but RedLetterMedia's review of it was far better, because there is MUCH more to that tape.

  • @apexreactions4231
    @apexreactions4231 Před 2 lety +3

    Cool new intro!

  • @ICameHereToComplain
    @ICameHereToComplain Před rokem +3

    I can't recommend enough seeing the video yourself, untainted and uninfluenced! It's such an incredible instructional video that it miraculously is just a plain ol' good movie. And in fairness, it has many reenactments and goofy scenarios, but they are depicted with high quality gore and squibs that make each scene suspenseful as hell!
    Actual warning to anyone who plans on watching this film for yourself, there are genuine police testimonials and autopsy evidence depicted that are really gruesome and very sad. The box isn't lying when it say's it's a "police" instructional tape, they are definitely the target audience. Also don't watch at night; I'm now convinced after watching this that everyone, including the very sick or elderly, are all armed with some kind of edged weapon. And you can die so easily in a flash that no one stands a chance against them D:

  • @EngrishVT
    @EngrishVT Před 2 lety +2

    since i'm a filipino i'll go with the karambit it's not illegal to carry karambit in the United States

  • @brandoncarlson2862
    @brandoncarlson2862 Před rokem +1

    You laugh but some people will absolutely stab you for no fucking reason. I know it’s shocking but people are fucking nuts.

  • @SalTheSlime.
    @SalTheSlime. Před 10 měsíci +2

    Remember: stay edgeucated

  • @PastelFurry
    @PastelFurry Před 2 lety +1

    Counter point to Nikki claiming swords are just big knives, maybe knives are just small swords?

  • @Raktus
    @Raktus Před rokem +4

    I think the thing you really miss out on in this reaction is all the real stuff. Red Letter Media had this video come up in their Best of the Worst... all the stuff you shook your head at and said "That would never happen..." There are cuts between the dramatizations where it shows them actually happening or the aftermath of the real attack with pictures of horrible wounds. John left a lot of very real stuff out to make his cut more entertaining. Highly recommend watching the RLM version.

  • @CommisarHood
    @CommisarHood Před 2 lety

    8:56 Hey it works for the Peaky Blinders.

  • @codyr.48
    @codyr.48 Před rokem +1

    If you want to be educated on medieval weapons like swords, Shadiversity is your guy.

  • @themoonisfalling9078
    @themoonisfalling9078 Před 2 lety +1

    Don't know how I missed this upload but let's go

  • @ahare1982
    @ahare1982 Před 2 lety +7

    RLM (Red Letter Media)did it first!!! Lol . Still a great video from jontron and a great reaction vid from one of my fav youtube couple. You guys keep the hits coming.

  • @devonrussell1049
    @devonrussell1049 Před 2 lety +1

    This is a bucket.

  • @MrDrokkul
    @MrDrokkul Před 2 lety +14

    The Surviving Edged Weapons video is so much better than Jon makes it seem. If you want to see a great review of it check out Red Letter Media's review of it here on CZcams. It's in their Wheel of the Worst Episode 16 starting at around 31.5 minutes in. The examples they show in the Edged Weapons video are based on real life injuries or fatalities that police officers endured along with the autopsy photos to prove it (remember it was actually a police training video). The RLM review blurs those out so you don't have to see them though. Their review came out years before Jon's and puts his to shame honestly.

  • @kokiricomrades3008
    @kokiricomrades3008 Před 2 lety +2

    I know you guys enjoy watching true crime channels and I recently found a really good channel called Coffeehouse Crimes that I think you two would enjoy

  • @kevinsumner1545
    @kevinsumner1545 Před 2 lety +2

    GOD DAMMIT JUST WATCH JOEL HAVER animations!!!!!!

  • @nverted-dynamo
    @nverted-dynamo Před 2 lety

    8:58 Bruh it's Speedwagon

  • @BobBob-tr7wi
    @BobBob-tr7wi Před 2 lety +2

    I could've swore y'all saw this already. Weird lol

  • @lottibeth0516
    @lottibeth0516 Před 2 lety +1

    I think Jon could pull off dressing up as Bob but I don't think his personality fits lol

  • @curse-Optimus
    @curse-Optimus Před 2 lety

    how many weapons do you see Hat Guy

  • @itsjustmaddisen
    @itsjustmaddisen Před 2 lety

    I CAN’T GET OVER THE 8.7 RATING THO-

  • @MatheusSM1000
    @MatheusSM1000 Před rokem

    Although Jon's video was amazing, I still prefer RedLetterMedia's "review" of Surviving Edged Weapons. They approach it less like it's a shitty video and more like an amazingly weird movie (that just happens to be a little shitty too). They also go in detail about a lot of stuff in the video that Jon didn't cover. Don't know if y'all could react to it since it's a big video, but I'd love to see it.

  • @Bigdude0444
    @Bigdude0444 Před 2 lety +1

    Anymore DBZ or Bleach coming? I'm sure copyright is a bitch when it comes to anime. Hopefully you guys are at least enjoying them off camera if it's not possible.

    • @gnarlynikki
      @gnarlynikki Před 2 lety +1

      We released DBZ ep2 today and I’m editing Bleach right now 🙂
      And yes, yes it is.

    • @Bigdude0444
      @Bigdude0444 Před 2 lety +1

      @@gnarlynikki Sweet. Notifications for CZcams are trash so I never see everything from any creator/channel unfortunately.

  • @josiahrickens4556
    @josiahrickens4556 Před rokem

    Hey Chad wht about mid evil axe