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“be able to talk to women… but you’re gay”
*me, a lesbian:*
I mean, that's a win-win situation here
*rapidly shushing you* shshsshhshh, don't tell them that!
"i see this as an absolute win!"
Lucky. I can't talk to women T.T at least, not the ones I tend to like xD I turn into a stuttering mess lol
So I went to an Imagine Dragons concert, and Dan Reynolds (the lead singer) is known to pretty much always perform shirtless. Well at one point he walked through the stadium and passed right in front of me, and let's just say that was my bisexual awakening. I still think I generally prefer women but it's not nearly as cut-and-dry as it was before then
I saw him shirtless at a concert too a few years back! I'd love to meet him, he seems really nice!
Congrats on discovering something new about yourself! 🙌
Homo milk is a legit term in Canada. It's short for homogenized, which refers to full-fat milk in which they've kept the cream from separating out.
Conan Gray was my bisexual awakening, so understand lol
Oh yeah, there's always the occasional beautiful masc for whom exceptions must be made
My dad did the whole "I'll do to you what you do to her" line to a guy my sister was leaving to hook up with on her 21st birthday party at the bar (she used to bully him in middle school, they reconnected on bumble). He looked my dad straight in the eyes and said "that'd be more threatening if I wasn't bi".
😄😄😄😄
Oh Snap!
@Ville_x pov: incel
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Iconic
For those who do not know. Female reindeer do have antlers. In fact, unlike males, they do not lose them in winter.
So assuming that towel is a winter scene, they aren't gay, they're lesbian.
Also, Santa's entire lineup is female.
Note: please ignore the transphobe. They are just looking for attention.
That's right! And I think female reindeer lose their antlers in spring, when the males get them
Exept Rudolph, Rudolph is trans
i get what you're saying but lesbians are gay as well
@@wildstarfish3786 You do have a point.
also female animals do mount other females.
I'm vaguely female and I have a male friend who will compliment me and then follow it with 'no hetero!' and it's just... glorious.
That's so funny!
I'll have to remember to use that some time.
I'm a (gay) guy, best friend's a girl, we say stuff like "I love you no hetero" all the time lol, it's fun
I love the term “vaguely female” holy crap 😂 it’s going in the lexicon for sure
I’m gonna use your method to refer to my gender from now on. I’m vaguely not feminine.
i'm taking the term "vaguely female" and going to use it my everyday life, thank you
“My friend is so beautiful I would marry them but I’m straight” is the modern version of victorian women writing “oh if only you, my best friend, were a man instead of a woman, then we could [redacted]”
What if we lived in a cottage by the sea and made daily walks together and slept in the same bed and gardened together and had a dog named Sappho? As friends of course. Close friends. Gal pals even.
@green mayo man 🇺🇦 oh my god they were roommates
Whenever I see these, I wonder if they're Bi but can't figure that out because they also like women, so assume they're straight and figure other guys must feel this way, too, sometimes.
@@yerocb as a bi person who didn't really know that bisexuality is an option until late teens, this seems like a valid explanation (as in: this totally didn't happen to me)
@@Mielikkiii Same! That was the early 90s for me. Also definitely went through an "everyone's bi and just doesn't realize it" phase that was total projection.
I remember being a little kid, and endlessly giggling at the grocery store receipt that shortened "Homogenized Milk" to "HOMO MILK". Glad to see it living on. The truly great jokes never die.
I once opened a jug of milk that just said "HOMO" on the lid. I saved that lid for years.
@@cravenlunatic1 that would make a cool pin if you have the resources and the craft to make it into one
I grew up in southern Ontario, in Canada (born in 1982). Homo milk was an ordinary sight there. I was embarrassing too far into my teens before my brains made the connection to anything other than homogenised. 🤦♀️
Haha I remember jokes in my country (central EU) that old people were scared of eating them because of that name 😂 So def more people saw this
Hehe I always take pictures of things that have "assorted" abbreviated to "@$$" because I am immature :)
I love your videos. I’m 34, and was raised Catholic, so I didn’t know anything about anything outside of heterosexuality and women get married and have kids. I thought I was weird and abnormal because I didn’t find people sexually attractive, only aesthetically attractive (like I’d love to draw/paint someone because they’re pretty, but I wasn’t *attracted* to them)
I didn’t realize that I am asexual/panromantic until I watched your videos and found the world of LGBTQ+ romance novels. You inspired me to take ownership of my asexuality and not to be afraid of judgement.
Nice to see another ace!!! Also love your name btw lol
Good on ya! You are Valid and are entitled to be You!
@Lister Smeg For some it feels nice to be able to relate to similar people, helps while looking for a partner too
@Lister Smeg There is a very VERY bigr difference between what is considered "normal" (aka being attracted to people) and being asexual. We have as much attraction for anyone as a straight guy would have for other men, and it is definitely not the norm.
And if you think it is, I have news for you...
Welcome to the family fellow ace :)
The HOMO GAL box is homogenized milk by the gallon. Always made me giggle when those came in.
So I'm a gallon of milk then
The amount of giggles and wink-winks going on in the cafe I used to work where the kitchen staff was just two lesbians and a bi girl, whenever the dairy order came in...those were the days...
Ooooohhhhhhhh ... Thank you.
Now I'm just thinking about all of the times me and my childhood best friend growing up were like "yeah I would love to marry you someday if you were a guy" and now we're both bisexual trans men. We just didn't know it at the time because we were kids in denial.
I hope he's doing alright now wherever he is. Last I heard of him he was moving to another state and had just changed his name to Oliver and I couldn't be more proud of him :,)
More like because you were kids, and kids are Just Kids.
Sure, there are plenty of us who knew we were Gay/Lesbian/Trans when we were very young. But some of us didn't … hormones hadn't hit yet, so we were basically just kids. Either way is okay.
BTW OP: You are _Valid._ So say I, your Internet-Uncle-Gay! 😉
@Ville You got a wife homie?
Yeah that’s what I thought
@Ville 2 month old troll go get a job in real life 🤡🤡🤡
@@John_Weiss if both is okay then why are you insisting it's not.....
cant come out to people in real life so here goes: hi! my name is syd, i use he/him pronouns, and im a queer asexual. i hope everyone here has a lovely day💜
Hello Syd, and I hope the time comes when real life is kind enough to let you be you! Best wishes from a fellow ace 💜
Hi, fellow queer asexual! 👋
Hello syd!
I also can't really come out in real life, since I still go to school and there's some kinda homophobic people in my class. I've come out as gay to one of my friends, but that's about it. I haven't come out to my family since they're pretty positive about that stuff and I've just never felt the need.
Hey Syd! Your Internet-Uncle-Gay here to tell you that You. Are. _Valid._
And I hope that you will eventually find people you can be your True You around.
@@maxeon0937 Grettings, young gay padawan! Your Internet-Uncle-Gay here to tell you that your life will change for the better once you're away from high-school. We, the older generation, have been where you were, so we know that you'll find other gay people at college, and life will get better.
Saying ‘I’d date you if we’re were a guy/girl’ is the catchphrase of all closeted queers.
I was thinking pan- and bisexuals, but queers works too.
This happened with some friends of mine (the "if you were a girl" version) with the twist of them realizing that "if you were a girl" wasn't necessary, but also that they were both transfemme
There's also ' Now I'm not gay, but if I was....'
I've heard someone say that to his very closest male friend and honestly it just put a huge knowing grin on my face. 😂
The best treatment of the “person comes out as gay, other person of same sex asks if person fancies them” situation I’ve seen was in the TV series Ackley Bridge. A young woman comes out to her best friend who immediately asks if she has fancied her. When she responds “No!” her friend says “Why not?” I love the implication that she’d have no problems with her friend being attracted to her, but does take issue with apparently not being good enough for her friend to fancy.
I think that when dudes are like "i am attracted to bros, but im straight tho", its because they think gays are "flowery", and don't consider themselves to have that gender expression. It's mild internalized homophobia, I think. Like literal "im afraid to be seen as gay", feeling.
On the hotmale thing - When I was in elementary school, I accidentally made that typo on a school computer when trying to log into my email, and it brought up gay porn. I was in a classroom full of people. Not sure if anyone actually saw because I did close it very quickly, but that was very awkward.
Unfortunate! I was a huge fan of Pokémon around elementary school. I would change my google pfp every now and then on the school computers. As you could imagine, I once scrolled a little too far and ended up on some Dragonite Inflation stuff. Whoops. Closed the tab almost instantly but the thought is left with me to this day
2:45 That sweater just reminded me of these pajamas I had with a pattern where there were two cardinal birds standing on a tree branch and looking at each other (in a way that was implied to be) romantically... but both cardinals were bright red. So yeah, I call those my gay cardinal jammies.
I am a trans man and I got my first Blajah!!!! I'm so happy
Yay! Enjoy your Swedish shark fren!
I got one too!
Fun Fact: The "å" in "blåhaj" represents the /oh/-sound. So it's pronounced /blow-hi/.
What is that?
@@saracampbell4323 it’s a big plushie by ikea in the shape of a blåhaj(blue shark) that is an icon in the trans community. Idk where the association came from… maybe the colours? idk… but it’s a thing
The girl who thought all girls would marry women instead of men was legit just like me in high school. I was like "man, it sucks that I have to marry a man. If only I could marry a woman instead, that would be so much better" and for SOME GOSHDARN REASON I didn't realize I was gay until senior year of college, I just lived my life thinking all girls would rather marry girls than guys.
I had similar thoughts about being trans
As a kid I just thought every "boy" wanted to be a girl from time to time 😅
3:52 People talk about Chris Evans but James Marsden as Cyclops in ‘X-Men’ ripped my trace amounts of heterosexuality into shreds.
The blue men from the first Avatar movie shredded my cisgenderness
Can't wait to see the second
, You have good taste! 😁
6:06 Denile is a river in egypt. Also 8:55 every Canadian laughs at homogenized milk because we all call it homo milk.
@@shareemitchell8343 it's not universal - it's an eastern Canada thing that started in the late 60's as a result of the switch from imperial to metric and it was more cost effective for the dairy industry to switch to bags than to resize glass containers. Now we use both tetra containers for smaller amounts of milk and bags for more. It even extends to chocolate milk.
@William Swindler Did you mean denial?
Fun fact! In highschool I dated 5 separate Dan's. All one after the other
I actually did look into the Hooters scenario and you're right, it's a misrepresentation of some real things. Firstly, this is pretty old news, Hooters have been trying to sort of rebrand a bit since 2017 according to the article that I found about it (don't remember the link though). Secondly, the study that found "millenials aren't that into boobs" really only found that "millenials don't search for boobs on pornhub as often as gen x and boomers". I personally think it's because millenials are more likely to search for more specific terms but it's just a theory.
Tentacles?
Millenials are also not into "Ogling real people who are being exploited" as much as boomers, which is killing Hooters.
I keep seeing different numbers for where "Millenial" vs "Gen X" starts, so I don't actually know which one I'm in, but I'm also more or less asexual, especially outside of a relationship. I can be attracted to a *person* but not a *body*, is how I usually put it. Demi? Ace? I dunno. I just know Hooters is friggin' gross as a concept.
@@TyphinHoofbun a lot of people just use the term "grey-ace" and don't feel the need to be more specific. That's totally valid.
@@TyphinHoofbun xenial
@@TyphinHoofbun Technically, the Gen-X/Millennials border is 1980. However, I'm a firm believer that there's a ±2 year interval where you could fall to either side, just based on whether you feel like your more affiliated with those older or younger than you.
For example, my husband was born in 1964, which is technically the last year of the Baby Boom generation. But he's always felt greater kinship with those younger, and has all of the hallmarks of a Gen-Xer. So, he's Gen-X.
Hi Jamie. Correct, it is homogenised milk!!!! They use a process to break down the fat globules in the milk and then mix it evenly throughout the liquid. Homogenisation is the scientific term for "evenly mixed" (I'm an industrial chemist and it's one of my favourite terms to use at work).
It’s 2023 and we can theoretically and practically make a family with whoever we want 🔥
The guy who was in love with his roommate and thought he was homophobic bc the sight of his roommate with another man made him uneasy single handedly changed the course of fanfiction all across the world
❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️🌈
Daily reminder; You are valid and amazing just the way you are!
🏳️🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜
@@loluskekus really bro, please delete this reply.
@@loluskekus 😐
@@loluskekus Okay the first half was good but what happened on that second sentence..
@@loluskekus oh just shut up and tell it to your stuffed animal my guy
@@loluskekus As someone who was into "girl stuff" (think along the lines of MLP) for about a decade before realizing I'm genderfluid (but note: still not feminine), this is ridiculous. That's like saying anyone who likes animals must not be human, or anyone who appreciates another country's culture must now be a citizen of that country.
10:57 I was at the women's march today, and some of the first people there were counter-protesters, which I just found really hilarious. Like, how kind of you to show up so early for the women's march, you must really care lol
Ignore the Arschtrompete bleating, "special rights." They were using the same bullsh1t line on us gays in the 1990s to try and get laws passed making us second-class citizens. Dude probably wanks while reading, "The Handmaid's Tale."
Because that's what he, and those counter-protesters want: a christianist-supremacist takeover that turns the country into a Jesus-flavored-version of Afghanistan.
We must keep up the fight if we are to survive.
However if you feel the need to march around a park with sign then please by all means u do u
And fighting for ur rights isn’t a “special right” nothing would have been achieved in history if nobody fought for what they believed.
So i was at the hairdresser for my semestrly hair dying with my gf (first time they were here with me) but it appears my hairdresser already heard about them from me in the past. Anyway, im here and she's cutting my hair and goes "so how long have you been together?" And my partner goes "oh a little more than a year" and my hairdresser was like "really?? You're so sweet together it seems yall only are in the first months of relationship! That's amazing!" And this is the best comment we've recieved as a lesbian couple :>
Just wanted to share a bit of a positive gay story in here
Jamie makes a comment about his outfits but today, he’s giving us Wimbledon Chic. 🔥
I saw that picture about the girl saying "We all want to marry girls right?" on Twitter and I can't tell you how relatable that is for me lol. I was in a deep level of denial about my sexuality for a long time. I remember one time in high school some of my friends were talking about a rumor about another girl that she'd been caught making out with another girl from another school at a basketball tournament. I said "I mean we all wonder what it would be like to kiss another girl don't we?" and they all looked at me like I had 50 heads and I was like "Just kidding! How gross!" Just one the many lies I told myself in high school(and honestly well into my late 20's) "All girls like to look at beautiful girls!", "All girls day dream about kissing other girls and holding them close!" "All girls think about nice other girls breasts look", "I'm not attracted to her, I just want to be her friend!" "I'm not attracted to her, I just want to look like her/be like her!".... turns out I was just very very gay lol.
Remembered me once i was talking to an ex-fling about transgender stuff. He(cismale) didnt really understand the idea of it and just went to me ‘It feels so weird to me, like doesn’t everyone wants to try to be the other gender, why only do they get to be trans?’
And i’m like …bro maybe just maybe…
I was the same way,
Had a friend in middle school who was friends with the majority of the trans people in the school. I always found it kind of confusing, as I thought everyone felt that way. I told the friend and they just gave me this deadpan stare.
5 years later and now I understand what that state meant lol
Lost track of the friend so I sadly can’t tell them about me figuring out my thoughts but I’m sure we’ll meet at some point, right?
Jamie really collated some gems in this video. It was delightful and a reminder that everything is gay.
Exhibit A - That time when a profile picture was called a DP (Display Picture) but then I’d giggle and wince at the more ‘practical’ definition.
Homophobes aren’t gay
Thank you so much for doing these videos. I’m 13 and a girl and just had my first crush on a girl and then on my classmates who is nonbinary (to suprise of my family and friends.) I’m still trying to work out what my sexuality actually is so watching ur videos was so nice and me feel so much sure of myself. Thank you so much for doing what you are doing❤️
Also in my previous school, even showing the tiniest bit of affection for ANYONE of the same gender meant endless ship notes and being called a homo for the rest of your school career ( it was bad news for me as I hung out with a big group of girls and to the rest of of the school we were fondly known as the gay lesbians, which just contradicts itself) I love what u do sm and please keep on doing videos❤️❤️❤️
@@MatildaOtter-Lowe Ignore the trolls. Jamie's content is great, he's always so positive!
@@meadowb9124 Thank you😊
My mama advice (as a mom to a teen girl) is to give yourself time and space to figure it out. You don't need all the answers today. You just need to love and accept yourself as you are in every moment.
I love seeing young lgbt people accepting themselves. When I figured out I was bi at ~12 I immediately “forgot” I realized it and then for the next ten years had to struggle with my attraction to the opposite sex and shame myself for literally no reason. You have a wonderful community out there for you friendo ❤ and I’m glad you have Jamie to look up to! (I only had visibly queer actors/comedians like Angelina Jolie and Channing Tatum lol)
2:22 Gonna tell my kids this was ‘Our Flag Means Death’.
Hey Jamie, I've seen a lot of transphobes raid your comments recently. I hope we can all get it under control and report them. I wish CZcams would just let creators add moderators and their own guidelines. It's sad to see trans people and allies get targeted.
Same.
It infuriates me. Because they're going after trans people because they can no longer scream, "Die of AIDS, f@gg0t," at me and people like me, like they did back in the 1990s.
Seriously, every piece of sh1t3 that they squeeze out of their mouths is the same antigay rhetoric and propaganda that they were using against gay men and lesbians back in the 1990s with some of the words changed.
I refused to put up with it then, and I'm sure the fvck not gonna put up with it being directed at some other group now.
@Lister Smeg The fact that you immediately assumed this was about you says a lot. LOL Your "facts" are wrong and just repeating them over and over doesn't magically make them right. The actual facts don't care about your feelings on the matter
@@listersmeg3376 No, Meg, I cannot explain to you how it is transphobic, because you will move all the goalposts and pretend you are not attacking anyone, I have seen it in your replies. Therefore I refuse to engage in any sort of argument with you. But it is plain to see for anyone that you seek out trans people and allies and harass them in the comments. Whether you call this "stating facts" or not, it is harrassment, and it is transphobic precisely because of the people you seek out to state your "facts" towards. You get reported on sight for this behaviour.
Have fun being muted. I will not be engaging in your petty drama and I will be keeping an eye on your activity in the rest of this CZcams video and report any nasty stuff you do. The sooner you gain a life and stop harassing people on the internet, the better. It's truly pathetic. What is it you hope to gain? Because the way I see it, all you gain is wasted time. Screaming into the void. Being emotional. Defending your little tantrums. Do you truly have nothing better to do?
@Lister Smeg LOL You know what they say about what happened when you assume right? Show me one place where the original commenter says ANYTHING about facts? You assumed this was about you, so I guess you get called a transphobe frequently - which, you know, that's a thing that happens when you're transphobic. LMAO
Jog on, Smeghead. You're a disgrace to Red Dwarf fans.
@@JustAnotherBuckyLover Just ignore and report Meg for any blatantly transphobic behaviour. They have been harassing trans people and allies on Jamie's other videos now, it is not productive or helpful to have any sort of discussion or argument with them. They will not admit they are harassing or attacking anyone and keep moving the goalposts. They call anyone who disagrees wrong and deem that to be a valid reply. (as if)
Remember you can also mute people as well if needed.
6:10 I remember some 6 years ago thinking the exact same thing about my best (girl) friend. I remember thinking "if she came out and told me she liked me I would totally date her even though I'm straight" I was so young and dumb
There's probably an interesting conversation to be had around guys complimenting other guys based on their appearance. Some of these compliments sound incredibly gay, but meanwhile I feel like in female circles, it's pretty normal for them to call their friends beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, the shirt looks amazing on you, etc. etc. etc. in a way that guys don't really have the same framework for. Would be great to see more guys gushing about their friends with no added 'no homo' at the end, whatever the reason.
7:02 For all those wondering, im pretty sure its about milk. Homogenized and a gallon, sf is probably an abbreviation of the brand
The "he's perfect and beautiful and I like him, no homo" sounds like when someone is very rude to you and then says "no offense".
The roommates one is a classic, I'm glad to see it's still making the rounds ^^
I needed this!!! Thank you, Jamie. Your laughs are a beautiful side to this memes
Re: the Hooters thing - It's typical BS but in reality, Hooters is losing its market share because of crappy food, a dated menu, and the associated issues around body shaming and objectification of women - plus the grossest, creepy guys are now being shamed on social media which probably doesn't help, either. I imagine that today's generation of newly adult people (who absolutely are NOT millennials, despite the continued blaming of them for everything) feel like it's far less appropriate to sexualise the women who are just trying to work as servers. They still like boobs - they just don't think it's necessary to perpetuate sexist and rapey BS.
@Ville LOL you can't read three sentences? Okay then... 😂🤡
@Ville
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@Ville_x Hey anonymous spy person, are you still up to replying "who cares" to anyone who writes something you don't agree with? Don't you have anything better to do? It's really not creative anymore.
Junes Journey is honestly one of my fav puzzle solving/idle games of all timeee. So glad you bagged the sponsorship.
Omg not the “Please don’t tell you have a crush on me” like plz give me credit for having some standards.
That's probably the best comeback to that line anyone could use!
Or at least the good sense not to tell a presumably straight person you have a non-hetero crush.
I'm sure plenty of hetero people have been a homo crush. People attract us for a million reasons. How is crushing on a straight person any different than crushing on someone with the same sexuality who is unavailable or not into you?
The deer on the scarf could be reindeer; males and females both have antlers. Additional fun fact: all of Santa's reindeer are canonically female :3
They do both have antlers but given that males drop theirs by winter... those are two gay lady reindeer hehe
Wait but everyone refers to Santa's reindeers with he/him... Does it make them trans?
@@ktostam35 ooh maybe!
@@ktostam35 they could also be he/him lesbians
"Never misses a gay event" cracks me up every time I see it.
I was looking for comforting things to watch ! Jamie, you’re always here, that’s great.
I really needed this wholesomeness in this cruel world🖤
I used to have that same thought about my best friend, that I'd be crushing on her so hard if she was a man. Turns out I'm bi! Surpiiiiiise. It's even more interesting because she was my husband's first crush. We just all have great taste. I'm coming out to her soon, it's just hard to find the words. It feels random no matter how I lead into it. She'd celebrate it like I won an award, though.
As a nerd who has seen an endless amount of Henry and William ships, the "purple guy/gay" thing was hilarious
I miss when jammi would put the AD sign in the corner of the video
Love the way Jamie makes these videos, good vibes!
I had a couple friends in high school that dated, and my guy friend got the whole „anything you do to her I‘ll do to you“ speech. So he walked around holding his girlfriend‘s and her dad‘s hand. Which I think is a great subversion.
It's possible to play good chess like that, you just need to remember which piece is which (they always start in the same place). There's also the more extreme version of blindfold chess, where the other person just tells you which piece they moved to where, and beyond that you have to memorise the entire board.
It would be quite a _grind_ to get good at that, though.
The Kiss/Kill autocorrect was truly a thrilling lovers to enemies journey
I accidentally wrote "hotmale" instead of "hotmail" as a teenager and I sure did have to immediately delete that from the browser history of my family computer
First time commenting here, but I wanna say that trans people are valid in your identity no matter how early or late into your transition you are. Be kind to yourself, and remember that just because others might be rude to you doesn’t change the fact that you’re actually a perfect boy/girl/anything else no matter what they say or no matter what you look like. Transphobes can talk to the wood chipper!
@green mayo man 🇺🇦 Transphobes better respect my queer friend's identities before I identify as a pipe bomb in their mailbox tbh.
@@EdelweissConfederacy No problem :D
lol I bet you like to moan about “safety” and claim that troons are “in danger”
@@cyclicozone2072 Have fun in the woodchipper!
@@eDoc2020We do a little trolling (throwing transphobes in woodchippers)
10:07
Ah, yes, and the trans version: "it's a good thing nobody gets to pick their sex before they're born, or everyone would choose to be [preferred gender]."
That "Spy Chess" sounds like it could be very interesting.... like a cross between chess and Stratego. And rename the pieces - King = Spymaster; Queen = Elite Agent, Pawn = Mooks; etc.
The roommate having a problem with their gay roommate reminds me of how I realized I also like girls. In every movie with Anne Hathaway where she would end up with a guy, I would end up annoyed that she had ended up in a relationship. Turns out I had a crush on Anne Hathaway lol.
These where amazing! 😂 I especially loved the one with the Uncle.
"purple guy was my fav"
Bestie are you OKAY???
Jamie: "back in the tumblr days"
Me, who has never used a different social media than tumblr and still uses exclusively tumblr: *visible confusion*
I’m pretty sure where I grew up, the packaging said homo milk in big bold letters, I never knew it meant homogenized until I was much older. homogenized was probably written in a much smaller font so I never noticed. Also, we had a brand that used to say “tastes like homo” on their 2% milk.
The two male penguins in Sydney are not gay ,they are roomates. Very affectionate roomates. At least that's what they tell the other penguins.🐧🐧
The Matalan add "Casual tops" took a few seconds. Now I'm bent over with laughters. Don't even need the pool table 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:41 female reindeer have antlers too. In fact, male reindeer are the only ones that lose their antlers during the winter. This also means that all of Santa’s reindeer, including Rudolph, are biologically female. We love trans Rudolph.
Love you Jamie!!💛💛🥔🥔 Love June's Journey!!❤️❤️ Been playing it since 2017.😊
looks like I’ve got another 12 minutes to kill instead of studying 😃
One person once got made I like girls!!!
Not the way you'd expect because he is not homophobic. I'm a girl in theatre and a couple of nights ago was closing night for the school play. We had a cast party and I sat with one of my friends who worked on stage crew. Soon the whole table was filled with people from stage crew and I knew none of them. My friend starts pulling up would you rather questions and this one guy and I kept agreeing on every single question only to soon be determined to disagree on something. My friend, kiddingly says, "Would you rather kiss a boy or a girl?" He answers girl and I answer girl too. He looks at me and goes, "You answered girl too?" We then continued to be mad, in a friendly kidding way, we had so much in common.
When I was a kid, the plastic tabs on top of at least one brand of milk jug said “HOMO.” Of course, people made many jokes about it.
I needed this video to make me giggle. Right when I log on this morning, I see a notification of a reply to a comment I made seven months ago on a video I forgot I had seen, and the blatant homophobia in the reply really started my day off terribly. I thought I was able to just laugh off comments that are hateful and somehow try to imply that the LGBTQ+ is privileged, but nope.
"Anyone who uses the term cisgender, or 'cissy' hates the straight community. What I would like to see is one of these very, very gay people travel back in time where ANYONE homosexual was severely beaten up or worse.
They would take THEIR privileged self, warp speed back to the current time.
I could care less how anyone chooses to live their life. All I ask is not to shove it in my face or try to make me feel bad because I don't agree with it."
That "mitten" card really got me. I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣
(12:00) That's just blind chess, but you can see which spaces are occupied. You can still tell which piece is which by how they move, and where they started.
For the spy chess I would think the identity of the pieces would be obvious from their starting positions on the board... Even if you randomise the starting locations, the way the pieces move would quickly give away their identities 🤔
Yep. It really just adds "memorize things" to chess.
The opposite of this is (most often) men being so damn defensive and adamant of not being gay. Like if you ask them what voice actor in their opinion has a sexy voice or what male actor is good looking they always have to preface their answer with "I'm not gay/this isn't a question for me, but". My dude, you can think someone has a hot voice without being attracted to them ffs, no one is asking you if you'd like to kill someone for you to be that jittery.
Women in general have a more chill approach to such questions and are not that insistent on defending their straightness ("Oh yeah that actress is hot, I love her hair").
I know there's a lot of social conditioning, toxicity, denial and internal turmoil involved, which is painfully obvious in conservative societies, but thought the contrast was worth mentioning.
As the ace folk say, "Just because I think a sunset is beautiful doesn't mean I wanna fvck it."
Same goes for the sex you don't wanna boff: you can still find them attractive on a purely aesthetic level.
2/3rds of the dudes in my language class, when tasked to make a sentence with the words "boyfriend", made a sentence like "I do not have a boyfriend".
The girls made sentences like "His girlfriend is very smart." When tasked to make a sentence with the word girlfriend.
We didn't have much vocab yet at that point. But it was amusing and just shows how many of those guys didn't want to be seen as gay.
Which we already knew. One was married and one kept talking about his girlfriend.
It's quite amusing yet also sad that that, to them, is the worst thing anyone could think of them. That they're gay.
@@Sharie_mabari They already subconsciously know that male-privilege exists, that being gay is seen as "not really a man," and are consequently afraid of losing that male-privilege by being seen as gay.
It's really quite telling, isn't it?
I played June’s Journey years ago and enjoyed it. Should probably look it up again, although it might turn out to be like Sherlock and have all the context edited out.
My hairdresser, an out and proud lesbian, has a rainbow soap in the bathroom of her salon. I like that she gays the place up a bit.
Both female and male deers have antlers lol
Even funnier, males lose them during winter, and they grow back on spring
Females lose them around May, when their babies are born.
So all deers on winter/holiday clothes are actually females lmao
6:12 "You sure ??" That was SO. CUTE. =D
The “are you sure you’re not attracted to you best friend? Because that sounds kinda gay” posts are always interesting because…sometimes you’re just not! My best friend and I call each other cute pretty often. There’s absolutely zero romantic intention involved-I’m aro, and she’s in a happy long-term relationship. It’s just a free mini confidence boost between friends! While there are plenty of cases where people are just reaaaally deep in denial about being not-straight, it’s important to remember that gestures of affection aren’t inherently romantic or platonic. Do whatever makes you and your friends/partners/etc happy, not what society deems ‘acceptable’ for your relationship type
Exactly! My friend & I will say stuff like "hey, you look really cute in those jeans", but even tho we ARE both bi, it's not about being actually attracted to each other, & _definitely_ not hitting on each other, cos she has a long-term girlfriend she's very happy with. Just a mutual "I think you're cute" between friends.
my mom actually did knit a sweater for my hunter dad where both of the moose had antlers.
sure she fixed it afterwards when he mentioned about it, she had no idea lol.
Quick reminder that you are all valid, awesome and loved just the way you are. Don't let the trolls get you down. This AroAce weirdo loves you all ❤🧡💛💛💙💜
"Le" IS pronounced like "luh" but soft
:) you actually got it right!
Thanks for making my day a little bit more fun with this 😊
Wow, this video describes my whole life
(Suddenly gay the joke is that my life was suddenly gay do you get the joke-)
No i don't can you explain the joke again
@@cameronsharples2544 oh yeah sorry my bad so the joke is that through my life I though i was straight but then I realized that I was gay so its suddenly gay because I didn't realize I was gay but one day I did and it was very sudden so its suddenly gay like the title of the video and its funny because I'm making a joke about my life being suddenly gay and the video being about things that are suddenly gay do you get it now
@@ghostofanantno I don't can you explain again sorry, i think i misunderstood
@@cameronsharples2544
Ok so pretty much r/suddenly gay is all about people suddenly acting in ways which we would describe as homosexual when, before that instance, would describe themselves as heterosexual. The video itself is a compilation of jokes, images, and videos detailing situations such as this from the subreddit.
I saw this, and I saw the opportunity to make a joke about it. I said "this is like my life" in order to hint at the fact that my real life was similar to the content in both the video and the subreddit. This is because for most of my life I didn't think I was gay, but one day I had a sudden awaking to the fact that I am, in fact, gay, and it was quite sudden. I saw the similarities between the video and my lived experiences and took the opportunity to make a joke which, personally, I dont find all that creative, but I only had a couple of seconds to think of something, as I wanted to have an early comment.
You don't have an option to understand or not you get the joke.
Female reindeer actually have antlers.
In addition, they keep their antlers for far longer, to May or April, if I recall. Thus, all of Santa's reindeer are female.
6:19 - Sounds like his attraction to his friend is purely romantic, and not at all physical. Which is fine, but obviously makes it a difficult basis for a relationship, even leaving aside that they’re the same gender, and apparently hetero.
9:00 Close: "homogenized", basically the milk is processed such that what fats remain in it are evenly distributed throughout the liquid. It's common in the United States.
2:02 my brain thought of a very different "bun" when you read that lol
I was brushing my bunny xD
8:08 As someone who has contemplated withdrawal from comments because of trolls, my advice is to never stop. Withdraw only when you really feel like it.
That bun billboard makes me burst out laughing xD
(05:50)
"Some of the positions people have to get into to hit the balls"
I'm having totally normal thoughts.
6:24 It’s giving Denial Bi Omission.
Purple guy in FNaF is a mass child murderer so I thought it would make sense for people to attack you in a video game if you were RPing as him. But no one should attack purple gays.
The homo milk, at least in Canada, is homogenized milk, which has a fat percentage of 3.5. the highest fat percentage for regular milk here in Canada. Some of the posts, I think may have been curiosity about being homosexual, but whether or not the person went through with it, we don't know.
That had to be a box for gallons of homogenized milk. If it wasn't, I'ma need to know what was in it. 🤣
Imagine following a CZcams channel, just to troll the comments? That's kind of sad really.
Shame the comments keep getting deleted eh? Maybe people are reporting them? 😉
In any case, keep up the good work Jaime ❤️
Such a darn shame. Surely they were super important! 😉
Jamie just looks so pretty and feminine today I couldn’t help but stop by and tell her
@@sleepatterns well at least that gave you a reason to get up 😁
@Ville aww one trick pony is still here? No one cares dear, & you're still using two "L"s
Your username only needs one 💋
It truly is sad. Hope they get a life sometime, it really seems negative attention is all they can get.
2:42 ‘You scratch my back, I scratch your back’ but make it Yuletide.
ive started creeping names in intercom systems when i buzz in, so that guys have grindr as their middle name lol
I wanted to burst out into singing The Bro Duet for like 50% of this video