Matt McCusker | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • čas přidán 20. 05. 2024
  • Matt McCusker is a stand-up comedian and podcaster known for his show “Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast” with co-host Shane Gillis. His first special “The Speed of Light” is available on CZcams, and you can catch him on tour this summer.
    Matt McCusker joins Theo to chat about what it was like growing up as “Fat Matt” in Philly, his old life of committing (non-violent) crimes, his first failed attempt at going straight, the black wife effect, America’s lifeguard shortage, how being a dad changed him for the better, and much more.
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  • @cattlebag4430
    @cattlebag4430 Před měsícem +10016

    432Hz Gang where you at?

    • @sam-sw8zw
      @sam-sw8zw Před měsícem +247

      Hey dog you ever seen 432 Hertz represented in sand from sound waves? Pretty lit

    • @loah5005
      @loah5005 Před měsícem +80

      You just looking for lord baby Gaaaaaaang

    • @SmickyD
      @SmickyD Před měsícem +112

      ​@@sam-sw8zw"why are you doing this to me?" 😂

    • @cattlebag4430
      @cattlebag4430 Před měsícem

      Little Snack Serpent​ @@sam-sw8zw

    • @zacconstiner8549
      @zacconstiner8549 Před měsícem +34

      We right here dawg

  • @carlosfley3768
    @carlosfley3768 Před měsícem +7372

    BLESSED BE THE DAWGS

  • @omgwow1
    @omgwow1 Před 28 dny +321

    matt and shane are the only guests who pick up on Theo's subtle jokes every time

    • @fubar5554
      @fubar5554 Před 25 dny +40

      I remember years ago after the snl shit, Shane went on JrE, and Joe couldnt pick up on anything. I felt bad for Shane because he had some good ones, and they flew over Joe’s TRT balding and shaved head

    • @ryant50
      @ryant50 Před 25 dny +8

      His pod with Stavros was great too they were riffin

    • @henk4
      @henk4 Před 16 dny +4

      @@fubar5554 Joe is a funny fella when he's in a group like on Protect Our Parks, but one on one he's gotta be missing 85% of the shit most comedians say

    • @LCARSDATANODE
      @LCARSDATANODE Před 3 dny +1

      Matt with the high pitch Dr Hibbard laugh.

  • @nickmiller8855
    @nickmiller8855 Před měsícem +304

    I like how quickly the conversation went from Matt’s divorce to “the Underground Railroad was a sausage party”.

  • @slick_rick_ink
    @slick_rick_ink Před měsícem +4213

    The Rat king and the Shaman. The dynamic duo of the century

    • @Cam_88
      @Cam_88 Před měsícem +25

      These guys keep people like us going...I love you all ❤

    • @user-wv5ut7hq1q
      @user-wv5ut7hq1q Před měsícem +18

      What about the King and the Sting? That was a good duo as well, until Theo sunk his dagger into Brendan Schaub's back and ran off with all the viewers.
      Don't think Brendan has forgotten about this betrayal. He hasn't. He's biding his time. Watching. Waiting. Itching for the moment, when Theo will get his just deserts. When he will reap what he hath sewn. When the past finally catches up with him.
      And then Brendan will get the last laugh.

    • @DocEdits_
      @DocEdits_ Před měsícem +37

      @@user-wv5ut7hq1qwhat are you rambling on about CTE Brenden kept bringing on people to co host on the show like pedo Chris Delia and Eric griffin and Theo left cause that wasn’t what he signed up for and he’s made it clear he wanted to get out of LA and calling in from Tennessee to do a dying podcast every week with 3 idiots is not a good idea 😂

    • @user-wv5ut7hq1q
      @user-wv5ut7hq1q Před měsícem +5

      @@DocEdits_ Say whatever you'd like Theo, but nothing will erase what you did to him. He'll never forgive, nor forget.

    • @jiminychristmas5218
      @jiminychristmas5218 Před měsícem +3

      I couldn’t have clicked faster

  • @carlosfley3768
    @carlosfley3768 Před měsícem +4142

    We all been waiting for the shaman to pull up with Theo

    • @tyler1735
      @tyler1735 Před měsícem +30

      Blessed be the dawgs!

    • @pv5759
      @pv5759 Před měsícem +21

      @@tyler1735 Blessed be the shaman and the bois

    • @provolone2617
      @provolone2617 Před měsícem +10

      Blessed

    • @BottomLineBassin2
      @BottomLineBassin2 Před měsícem +9

      There's a semi-gay element to this comment

    • @delirob8721
      @delirob8721 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@BottomLineBassin2 Indeed, and it's glorious.

  • @jili9820
    @jili9820 Před měsícem +150

    Theo adding “Nova Scotians” at 8:12 is the thing that convinced me all of his statements that seem like he might be a moron are actually him being such a genius that he can think of something brilliantly funny to say in real time and not give it away in the slightest. To not even grin as he’s saying that is incredible

    • @vhscopyofseinfeld
      @vhscopyofseinfeld Před 28 dny +2

      He’s a genius for knowing geography?? This doesn’t paint you in a good light.

    • @PeripheryFanboy
      @PeripheryFanboy Před 27 dny +17

      @@vhscopyofseinfeld Are you aware of the average American's knowledge of geography ?

    • @savethebeez
      @savethebeez Před 27 dny +16

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@vhscopyofseinfeld He’s a genius comic, yes. Like the OP pointed out, to many it may seem like he’s just spitballing, but it’s clearly formulaic. It’s a very quick witted answer, which can be seen as comedic genius. Also, i’m sure 70% of Americans couldn’t point out Nova Scotia on a map.

    • @tc4524
      @tc4524 Před 27 dny +18

      @@PeripheryFanboyI’ve been to 37 countries in the past decade, and I can tell you that a vast majority of the world thinks the US is just California, Texas, Florida, and New York. Ignorance about geography is not exclusive to Americans-moreover, geography dictates intercultural exchange, and America has always been relatively siloed from the rest of the world. Rational ignorance.

    • @ToneWoN
      @ToneWoN Před 27 dny

      ​@@vhscopyofseinfeldYou are definitely not a genius in ANY subject and most definitely not on CZcams. He's definitely a genius and you are so dumb you just can't comprehend the layers and complexity that is Theo Von.

  • @pimmpslap
    @pimmpslap Před měsícem +97

    McCusker is literally the best guest to have on. I'm fully convinced there is not a single podcast he wouldn't get on with the host.

    • @marky5131
      @marky5131 Před 27 dny +13

      I want to see him with Jesse Lee Peterson

    • @ronkledonkanusmoncher564
      @ronkledonkanusmoncher564 Před 4 dny

      I want to see Matt mediate a debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden where he gets to choose the questions

    • @pimmpslap
      @pimmpslap Před 4 dny

      @@ronkledonkanusmoncher564 I wanna see him mediate Putin and Zelensky

  • @JOSENUNEZ-ou4pu
    @JOSENUNEZ-ou4pu Před měsícem +2290

    DAWG ROLL CALL LIKE IT UP🔥🔥🔥

  • @Asparagusking
    @Asparagusking Před měsícem +1549

    “Kid’s are not ripped like they were”
    Is the most Matt shit ever even Theo couldn’t handle it lmfao

    • @onepunchflan3071
      @onepunchflan3071 Před měsícem +40

      He's got a point 😂😂

    • @rileygally2967
      @rileygally2967 Před měsícem +58

      Matt’s hair is getting too grey to be talking like that 😂

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification Před měsícem +52

      Kids are soft and fat now. Back in my day kids had abs and scars.

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification Před měsícem +20

      We had one or two fat kids in my elementary school, one was genetic, his whole family was big boned. The other kid was fat because his parents were both truckers and couldn't cook so it was TV dinners and professional wrestling on in the trailer park.

    • @isaacrayburn969
      @isaacrayburn969 Před měsícem +1

      Dude I don’t know about all that if you anywhere around the grappling community you know these little mfs are getting GOOD jujitsu and wrestling I’m mean some fu kin STUDS but over all he’s probably right cuz most kids ain’t wrestling but the shit is evolving and the kids are just better.

  • @Bambam-
    @Bambam- Před měsícem +32

    "Quagmire of intellectual cauldersacking" is a wild sentence 😂

  • @PrinceIsot
    @PrinceIsot Před měsícem +33

    "I usually just went home and felt bad for myself for a couple hours" me too, me too 😂

  • @vadejigers5344
    @vadejigers5344 Před měsícem +1044

    My two favourite black comedians

    • @jafellme3024
      @jafellme3024 Před měsícem +4

      Only one really is and its the Shaman look it up lol

    • @DamnDuff
      @DamnDuff Před měsícem +11

      @@jafellme3024the rat king is black sir

    • @austinmatthews6689
      @austinmatthews6689 Před měsícem +7

      Didn’t expect to crack up so much at this lmao

    • @adrianacosta5189
      @adrianacosta5189 Před měsícem +24

      for the guys that dont get this fucking masterpiece, ill explain it. So basically its funny because theyre not actually black but he just stated that they were black.

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 Před měsícem +15

      ​@@jafellme3024 1.Born in Philly 2. Black wife 3. Sold durgz

  • @mykillmatic
    @mykillmatic Před měsícem +1323

    The way Matt talk's about how Shane drove from NY to him every weekend for a year, says a lot about how good of a friend Shane is.

    • @SickTroll
      @SickTroll Před měsícem +14

      Innit?

    • @thomasstelling9793
      @thomasstelling9793 Před měsícem +308

      you remember when shane was doing the pod with louis ck. and shane started reading for an ad and louie was just like why are you doing this you dont need the money. and shane was like cuz matts gotta feed his family haha

    • @noahmulfinger7436
      @noahmulfinger7436 Před měsícem +76

      @@thomasstelling9793that was such a good response

    • @SamBurris-dz7gm
      @SamBurris-dz7gm Před měsícem +92

      They both seem like great friends, Shane talked about Matt letting him stay in his apartment for over a year rent free when he was dead broke

    • @markr8690
      @markr8690 Před měsícem +41

      ​@@noahmulfinger7436 yeah, but Louie responded and played the "heres the thing, i have fuck you money" 'card' by offering to pay to have the episodes ad free.

  • @SeanGuyDude
    @SeanGuyDude Před měsícem +161

    “Even if I’m a thief, dude, that doesn’t mean you should be gay.”
    ”True. Two wrongs don’t make a right”
    😂😂😂

  • @jakedeane3003
    @jakedeane3003 Před 23 dny +21

    “Horton hears a Harriet Tubman” is fucking hilarious

  • @provolone2617
    @provolone2617 Před měsícem +768

    Can’t lie this hyped me up

    • @adammitchell1290
      @adammitchell1290 Před měsícem +11

      Saw the thumbnail then liked your comment here wee gooo

    • @reabsorb6775
      @reabsorb6775 Před měsícem +4

      hyped us all up doggy

    • @davidaldridge5716
      @davidaldridge5716 Před měsícem +5

      I can’t think of a more elite combo

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW Před měsícem +3

      Why would you lie about it?

    • @reabsorb6775
      @reabsorb6775 Před měsícem +5

      @@davidaldridge5716 i mean ... come on brotha shane n matt IS the elite duo

  • @allanjohnson7729
    @allanjohnson7729 Před měsícem +483

    The dawgs are feasting with this one

  • @kevincredible4273
    @kevincredible4273 Před měsícem +89

    52:56 “SOMEBODY 🙄🤷‍♂️ started some funny business” sent me 😂😂😂

  • @andreyv1
    @andreyv1 Před 29 dny +28

    I've never knew about Matt McCusker but this was one of the funniest podcasts i've ever heard on This Past Weekend

    • @Dr-puppenstein
      @Dr-puppenstein Před 21 dnem +3

      Matt is debatably funnier than Shane you should watch his stuff

    • @Blaketbailey
      @Blaketbailey Před 21 dnem +2

      Check out Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast brother. Best shit I've ever heard. 😊

    • @MishaLUL
      @MishaLUL Před 13 dny

      Shane is the gateway to Matt

  • @mellpear4773
    @mellpear4773 Před měsícem +1143

    These two men are the GOAT when it comes to weird childhood stories that sound fake, but are probably true

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 Před měsícem +151

      Matt's are 100% true. Theo's are maybe 30%. 😂

    • @1surfpesca_
      @1surfpesca_ Před měsícem +33

      @@BrickTop06to this day I wanna think his story of his bully making him bury his shit is fake….
      How the hell you just go head and do that ??😂😂
      Then again Theo different

    • @donganger4936
      @donganger4936 Před měsícem +11

      A true meeting of the minds we have here

    • @SurgicalStrike41
      @SurgicalStrike41 Před měsícem +20

      ​@@1surfpesca_He's told that one so often and so consistently that I can actually believe that story. A lot of the other ones have to be based in reality but extremely exaggerated

    • @Thisshitcrazybruh
      @Thisshitcrazybruh Před měsícem

      @@1surfpesca_Coming from someone who grew up in the rural south, it’s probably all true, and there’s probably a few things he can’t even talk about.

  • @AllHandlesTaken91
    @AllHandlesTaken91 Před měsícem +698

    Matt McCusker with Theo is too much chaotic and metaphysical energy to clash in one room. Be blessed dawgz for we are in uncharted territory

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 Před měsícem +5

      It was disappointing

    • @SaltyCado
      @SaltyCado Před měsícem

      I thought it was hilarious. Even Theos out here having spit takes ​@@randomdude189

    • @vhscopyofseinfeld
      @vhscopyofseinfeld Před 28 dny +4

      @@randomdude189it was hilarious wtf

    • @henoktesfaldet4517
      @henoktesfaldet4517 Před 27 dny

      @@randomdude189 you might be broken?

  • @InspectorButters4
    @InspectorButters4 Před měsícem +26

    @ 1:19:39 "my heart just tells me..... I dunno, my heart is re-hearted" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @comicthrill
      @comicthrill Před měsícem +5

      He's hilarious with turn of phrases

  • @DrRockso0
    @DrRockso0 Před 27 dny +13

    “The Underground Railroad was a real sausage party?!” That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard . 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nyc_Tony
    @Nyc_Tony Před měsícem +726

    Theo spitting out his drink shows how genuinely hilarious General Cusker truly is

    • @sk8erphil11
      @sk8erphil11 Před měsícem +13

      Preach brother haha

    • @more.art.less.war.
      @more.art.less.war. Před měsícem +42

      1:09:35

    • @Rotalus
      @Rotalus Před měsícem +6

      @@more.art.less.war. Thank you.

    • @jroberts1589
      @jroberts1589 Před měsícem +3

      I listen to most podcasts, I was wondering why he apologized so many times 😂

    • @DawthainYee
      @DawthainYee Před měsícem

      ​@@jroberts1589😊

  • @jessecraft1199
    @jessecraft1199 Před měsícem +602

    McCuster always delivers

  • @jordsmords
    @jordsmords Před měsícem +17

    the visual of 'open your briefcase, nothing in there' is so funny

  • @rakimhinds6388
    @rakimhinds6388 Před 29 dny +13

    Matt allowing Shane to play the straight man is the greatest comedic discovery of all time.

  • @deanwcahill
    @deanwcahill Před měsícem +616

    refreshing for Theo to no have to try so hard because he knows that Matt can hold a podcast down. This is the closest to Theo not playing a character and just being himself in a long time.

    • @LordLeoIX
      @LordLeoIX Před měsícem +48

      I noticed that too, seemed like Theo was in character for the first third or so of the pod then took the mask off after he realized Matt disarmed him

    • @TheEffektDrums
      @TheEffektDrums Před měsícem +79

      @@LordLeoIX The Shaman works in mysterious ways

    • @DATsun727
      @DATsun727 Před měsícem +18

      It will never happen but man I would love if these two had a regulary scheduled pod. And when Shane isn’t busy making the bag he deserves he pops in. Oi it’s getting moist in here.

    • @jessbeez
      @jessbeez Před měsícem +11

      I'm all for these 2 having at least a monthly podcast

    • @jessbeez
      @jessbeez Před měsícem +6

      I don't think theo tries so hard. I think he genuinely is in the moment a lot of the times. But when a subject is kinda over and he can feel it, he blanks and is like okay, next subject. I do the same damn thing. He seems very joyful when he gets to make jokes and mess around. But sometimes there's a moment... "next".

  • @alexmacpherson5680
    @alexmacpherson5680 Před měsícem +611

    “Just because I’m a thief, doesn’t mean you should be gay” 😭😭😂

    • @videowatcher7777
      @videowatcher7777 Před měsícem +58

      “Two wrongs don’t make a right”

    • @loganbinnall4236
      @loganbinnall4236 Před měsícem +3

      Can someone time stamp this 😂

    • @alexmacpherson5680
      @alexmacpherson5680 Před měsícem

      @@loganbinnall4236 23:30

    • @nololol
      @nololol Před měsícem

      @@videowatcher7777 this was nuts fr 😂

    • @timo4938
      @timo4938 Před měsícem

      ​@@loganbinnall4236 Nah, just watch the pod. You'll hear it 😂

  • @alex.w.1096
    @alex.w.1096 Před 17 dny +4

    "This place just went outta business, we're good" talking about Rooster Teeth 😂😂

  • @Andrebaptista98
    @Andrebaptista98 Před měsícem +13

    Im here to confirm pooping and peeing at the same time is possible, only sitting down

    • @Anabolite
      @Anabolite Před 28 dny +4

      I honestly can't believe there aren't more comments about this.

  • @grayDboss
    @grayDboss Před měsícem +647

    Matt really made Theo spit out his drink 😂

    • @SellLids
      @SellLids Před měsícem +20

      Time stamp please.

    • @grayDboss
      @grayDboss Před měsícem +43

      @@SellLids 1:09:40

    • @takalani3367
      @takalani3367 Před měsícem +15

      😂😂😅😅Theo and his friends used to complete on who can make the kids with Tism spit milk 😂😂😂😂😊😊❤❤

    • @takalani3367
      @takalani3367 Před měsícem +7

      Matt has stories for days 😂😂another Theo ❤❤❤😂😂

    • @piffdat3877
      @piffdat3877 Před měsícem +13

      Why would you want a time stamp watch the whole episode these 2 are salt of the earth

  • @Bamboozle2977
    @Bamboozle2977 Před měsícem +769

    The speed at which I clicked on this video almost reached 432 Hz.

  • @sneakersforthelow9754
    @sneakersforthelow9754 Před měsícem +25

    “Off-black” 🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @Stirredy
    @Stirredy Před měsícem +18

    The way that Matt talks about raising a family is the same way I feel about trying to grow my Classic World of Warcraft guild.

  • @eddiedayeti5019
    @eddiedayeti5019 Před měsícem +220

    “I’m fly as hell and you hate it bro”

  • @josephknowles124
    @josephknowles124 Před měsícem +354

    “She said she was black, I believed her” 😂😂

  • @215GarrettD
    @215GarrettD Před 29 dny +13

    The best part of Theo’s podcast is reading the comments before you watch and reading the one liners and none of them correlating 😂

  • @shrimpscampin
    @shrimpscampin Před měsícem +26

    "Im so glad shane and you have each other" is really sweet, some might say its gay but nah, thats true brotherhood. Theo is so wholesome

  • @BookHockey
    @BookHockey Před měsícem +282

    I'm already drenched

    • @MonkeyMahn
      @MonkeyMahn Před měsícem +14

      Hold my towel brother

    • @onedeep6460
      @onedeep6460 Před měsícem +21

      It's all good! You can legally be as drenched as you want! 👍

    • @PepinoChips
      @PepinoChips Před měsícem +3

      Codeword: DRENCHED

    • @barobaro1
      @barobaro1 Před měsícem +4

      I'm edging to this

    • @EloyGabriel_
      @EloyGabriel_ Před měsícem +5

      Not everyone can afford to be dry all the time

  • @haterushnun
    @haterushnun Před měsícem +240

    "I don't cry until I'm in 4th gear, usually" 😂

    • @gregbeck906
      @gregbeck906 Před měsícem +7

      I read this comment just as Theo said it and it hit even harder. 😂

    • @hollarforadollar9244
      @hollarforadollar9244 Před 29 dny

      I cry when I think I'm in 4th but I actually put it in 2nd and rpms skyrocket oh dang

  • @lostinthe2strokesmoke
    @lostinthe2strokesmoke Před měsícem +9

    Just two of the most genuine, honest, nice guys in comedy hanging out with us. Gah-bless these dawgs.

  • @maxike20
    @maxike20 Před 29 dny +7

    432hz baby, spiritual awakening definitely coming, good gonna prevail, love y’all, hope everyone’s doing great

  • @thestealthyseth5912
    @thestealthyseth5912 Před měsícem +303

    Theo spitting his coffee almost forced my truck into a forest. Fucking hilarious

  • @two3fpv
    @two3fpv Před měsícem +213

    "FYI, meetin' a couple brothers, seems chill - will update" I love Theo

  • @UsefulIdiot77
    @UsefulIdiot77 Před 21 dnem +3

    This is the best podcast episode I’ve heard in a minute, yall don’t even know how much I needed this right now.

  • @Hablonoenlgles
    @Hablonoenlgles Před 27 dny +3

    I love how considerate Theo is not to hurt peoples feelings. He’s the best person ever honestly

  • @Tony-xx5xl
    @Tony-xx5xl Před měsícem +289

    Matt- “He was an outside the box thinker” Theo - “Literally” about gay Frederick Douglass 😂

    • @welfaiewfb8802
      @welfaiewfb8802 Před měsícem +25

      what would gay actor Michael Douglas think about this?

    • @alexcunningham4847
      @alexcunningham4847 Před měsícem

      @@welfaiewfb8802he’d say hell yeah dude

    • @NevartRennug
      @NevartRennug Před měsícem

      Lmfao I just got it 😅 man I'm dumb

    • @reabsorb6775
      @reabsorb6775 Před měsícem +1

      @@welfaiewfb8802oh my god it's nicks best friend in the flesh

    • @ttro89
      @ttro89 Před měsícem

      That was a brilliant joke

  • @gunnarbeamer8603
    @gunnarbeamer8603 Před měsícem +260

    Theo’s guests lately have earned him the #1 spot in podcasting in my opinion.

    • @juan2three6
      @juan2three6 Před měsícem +15

      Really? Lol i havent been able to sit through a full episode in a while:// glad to have the Shaman here to fix that though

    • @jaggerm7400
      @jaggerm7400 Před měsícem

      Thats called being a poser ​@@juan2three6

    • @AndrewV1023
      @AndrewV1023 Před měsícem +8

      His guests have been shit lately, finally something worth listening to

    • @DevilsAvocado69
      @DevilsAvocado69 Před měsícem +1

      Funny you should say that, look at theos numbers on other podcasts, often the most popular episodes... Lol so... Maybe not huh...

    • @chickysandwich
      @chickysandwich Před měsícem +5

      Have you not seen JRE lately? It's been willld lol

  • @ryanh1275
    @ryanh1275 Před 10 dny +2

    "why is war still legal" lmaoo broooo whaaaaat.

  • @Pyro_55
    @Pyro_55 Před měsícem +6

    Matt McCuster consistently being one of the best podcasters.

  • @cheekyfella4771
    @cheekyfella4771 Před měsícem +129

    The second take of "Britney, is that her name?" 😂

  • @lexybatch3539
    @lexybatch3539 Před měsícem +151

    Did Theo just say, ‘Nova Scotians’? About people swimming to America 😂😂😂

    • @Z3RR098s
      @Z3RR098s Před měsícem +6

      Funny enough they have to swim to make it straight to Maine

    • @KintolzRED77
      @KintolzRED77 Před měsícem +10

      Fuck swimming in that cold ass ocean lmao

    • @NikkiPayneStopMotion1976
      @NikkiPayneStopMotion1976 Před měsícem +4

      Lol we have a ferry to Bar Harbour. BUT sometimes drunk tubers will accidentally float over. I don’t know how good they’d be at life guarding. 😆🤣

    • @CoffeeCup709
      @CoffeeCup709 Před měsícem +2

      you can drive out of Nova Scotia... there is indeed a bridge.

    • @andresmorales5301
      @andresmorales5301 Před měsícem +3

      What about the Puerto Ricans that have us citizenship😂😂😂

  • @williamlandys8035
    @williamlandys8035 Před 27 dny +20

    Matt is the white Terrence Howard

  • @Ryan_Riffe
    @Ryan_Riffe Před měsícem +2

    This helped me get through the day. Thank you fellas

  • @jjnels296
    @jjnels296 Před měsícem +165

    Matt is quickly becoming one of my favorites. Loved seeing Him and Theo vibing.

  • @joshprout1726
    @joshprout1726 Před měsícem +292

    “No more fucking around time to put your best foot forward and I failed”
    Theo breaks out laughing at it

  • @moystickgg
    @moystickgg Před měsícem +1

    Love the new format, the editing, cuts and shots showing together are nice touches!

  • @Tdawgmcginty
    @Tdawgmcginty Před 23 dny +2

    I LOVE that Shane told him to hook up with Matt on a solo chat and he did it. The power of Shane Gillis spreads wide. ❤

  • @honkeykong9592
    @honkeykong9592 Před měsícem +235

    “we have data dumps on each other” is low key funny as fuck

  • @evol_si_dog
    @evol_si_dog Před 29 dny +5

    He just wants to give the Great State of Mississippi away to the Palestinians? He must not realize what Mississippi has contributed to the world.
    Notable Writers from Mississippi:
    * Kathryn Stockett: Known for her novel “The Help,” which explores racial tensions in the 1960s South
    * William Faulkner: A Nobel Prize-winning author, famous for works like “The Sound and the Fury” and "Light in August"
    * Tennessee Williams: Playwright and author of classics like “A Streetcar Named Desire” and "The Glass Menagerie"
    * Eudora Welty: Renowned for her short stories and novels, capturing the essence of Southern life
    * John Grisham: A modern writer known for legal thrillers like “The Firm” and "A Time to Kill"
    Notable Musicians from Mississippi:
    * Conway Twitty: Country singer-songwriter who had hits like “It’s Only Make Believe” and "Lonely Blue Boy"
    * Elvis Presley: The King of Rock and Roll, born in Tupelo, Mississippi
    * Robert Johnson: A legendary blues guitarist and singer, considered the father of the Delta blues
    * B.B. King: The iconic blues guitarist and singer known for hits like "The Thrill Is Gone"
    * Muddy Waters: Another influential blues artist who shaped the genre and influenced rock and roll
    * Howlin’ Wolf: A powerful blues vocalist and harmonica player
    * Jimmy Buffett: Country singer-songwriter with hits like “Come Monday” and a career spanning over 50 years
    The Cultural Relevance and Impact of Mississippi in American Music is Undeniable
    * Birthplace of the Blues: Mississippi is where the blues originated, with artists like Robert Johnson and Charley Patton shaping this genre. The raw emotion, storytelling, and soulful melodies of the blues have left an indelible mark on American music.
    * Elvis Presley and Rock ‘n’ Roll: Elvis, born in Tupelo, Mississippi, revolutionized music by blending blues, country, and gospel into rock and roll. His impact on popular music is immeasurable.
    * Jimmy Rogers and Country Music: Jimmy Rogers, a country music pioneer, hailed from Mississippi. His blend of folk, blues, and country laid the foundation for modern country music.
    * Influence on Jazz and Gospel: Mississippi’s musical heritage extends to jazz (with artists like Louis Armstrong) and gospel (with Mahalia Jackson and others).
    Mississippi continues to produce talented musicians across all genres. Not to even mention, all of the athletes
    “To understand the world, you must first understand a place like Mississippi.”
    - William Faulkner

    • @evol_si_dog
      @evol_si_dog Před 29 dny +4

      While Mississippi is a state with a rich history and cultural heritage, it has faced challenges that have contributed to certain negative perceptions. Here are some of the issues that have influenced these views:
      - **Education and Health Rankings**: Mississippi often ranks low in national surveys on education and health, which can contribute to stereotypes about the state¹.
      - **Poverty and Racism**: Issues like poverty and racism are deeply rooted in Mississippi's history and continue to affect the state today. These issues are interconnected with other societal challenges such as education, health, and criminal justice¹.
      - **Stereotypes Based on Accent**: The Southern drawl, commonly heard in Mississippi, is sometimes unfairly associated with being uneducated. This accent-based bias can have profound consequences on personal and professional opportunities².
      Efforts are being made to address these issues and change perceptions through initiatives like the blog Rethink Mississippi, which aims to foster conversation and develop solutions for the state's problems¹. It's important to recognize that while these negative thoughts exist, they do not define the entire state or its people, who are also known for their hospitality, resilience, and contributions to American culture.

    • @ThatGuy678
      @ThatGuy678 Před 29 dny +2

      You took this waaaaay too seriously and wasted your time for no reason lol. Then replied to yourself with a Fox News copy/paste

    • @illmaticjay9568
      @illmaticjay9568 Před 29 dny +1

      Bro it was a joke. You should think that's funny if you're from there. They can have Indiana bro. California too. Lol

    • @evol_si_dog
      @evol_si_dog Před 15 dny +5

      @@ThatGuy678 and then there’s the diversity in culture… Mississippi is a state with a rich tapestry of cultural diversity, reflecting a history of convergence among various ethnic and racial groups. Here’s a glimpse into the cultural mosaic that makes up Mississippi:
      Ethnic and Racial Composition: The population of Mississippi is diverse, with 57.36% White, 37.53% Black or African American, and smaller percentages of Asian, American Indian and Alaska Native, Native Hawaiian and other Pacific Islander, and multiracial individuals1.
      Cultural Institutions: The state is home to organizations like the Mississippi Center For Cultural Production, which supports social, economic, and cultural transformation through arts, culture, and agriculture2. Additionally, institutions like Mississippi State University play a significant role in fostering cultural diversity through programs and initiatives3.
      Historical Influence: The Mississippi Delta region is particularly noteworthy for its cultural significance. It has been a melting pot of American Indians, French, Spanish, African, German, English, Irish, Scots-Irish, Jewish, Italian, Chinese, Mexican, and Southeast Asian cultures. This intermingling has created unique cultural elements found only in the Delta4.
      Economic Impact: Cultural diversity in Mississippi also has an economic dimension, with millions of travelers visiting the Delta each year, contributing over $17 billion in direct revenue to the region4.
      Cultural Celebrations: Mississippi celebrates its diversity through various events and festivals that showcase the state’s rich heritage and traditions.
      In essence, Mississippi’s cultural diversity is a reflection of its complex history and the myriad of cultures that have contributed to the state’s identity. It’s a place where traditions are cherished, and new cultural expressions continue to evolve.

    • @evol_si_dog
      @evol_si_dog Před 15 dny +3

      @@illmaticjay9568I think it’s funny because I’m not. But still, Mississippi is a state with a fascinating blend of history, culture, and natural beauty. Here are some interesting facts about Mississippi, along with highlights of its notable Native American history:
      **Interesting Facts about Mississippi**:
      - **Birthplace of Music Legends**: Mississippi is the birthplace of many music legends, including the "King of Rock and Roll," **Elvis Presley**, who was born in Tupelo on January 8, 1935.
      - **River of Significance**: The state's name comes from the Ojibwe word "misi-ziibi," meaning "Great River," referring to the Mississippi River, which forms the state's western boundary⁴.
      - **Agricultural Hub**: Mississippi is known for its agriculture, particularly catfish farming, with over 100,000 acres of catfish ponds⁷.
      - **Medical Milestones**: The world’s first human lung transplant and the first heart transplant on a human were performed at the University of Mississippi Medical Center⁹.
      - **Forest-Covered State**: Over 63% of Mississippi’s land is covered in forests, making it a lush, green state¹.
      **Native American History**:
      - **The Original Mississippians**: The Choctaw tribe, dating back to the early 1500s, were likely the original inhabitants of the region now known as Mississippi⁸.
      - **Rich Tribal Diversity**: Before European contact, the area was home to various tribes, including the Natchez, Chickasaw, and Choctaw².
      - **Mississippian Culture**: The Mississippian culture, a major prehistoric cultural development in North America, lasted from about 700 CE until the arrival of Europeans⁹.
      - **Mound Sites**: Mississippi has numerous mound sites, which were the centers of daily and spiritual life for the Native Americans. Notable sites include the Winterville Mound site and the Pocahontas Mound A⁸.
      Mississippi's history is deeply intertwined with the stories of its Native American inhabitants, and their legacy continues to be an integral part of the state's identity.

  • @bungfungalo
    @bungfungalo Před měsícem

    The episode I’ve been waiting for. Bless yall

  • @chilloutdude3617
    @chilloutdude3617 Před měsícem +93

    "I come from a long line of Irish spazzes" The Shaman

    • @schophi
      @schophi Před měsícem +1

      LMAO probably my favorite thing said in this episode

    • @julieeaston7097
      @julieeaston7097 Před měsícem

      😂😂

  • @hankt2000
    @hankt2000 Před měsícem +108

    36:16 - “He was an outside the box thinker” “Literally” 😂💀

    • @ksmith87
      @ksmith87 Před měsícem

      Dude he misses it too, right?

    • @luberlibre618
      @luberlibre618 Před měsícem +3

      Yeah he was reading the google result. I laughed out loud at work when Theo dropped that lol

    • @Flats.Flounder
      @Flats.Flounder Před měsícem +1

      Dude said that in friggin 2 seconds. If that ain't some comedy savantism idk what is

    • @julieeaston7097
      @julieeaston7097 Před měsícem

      😂😂

    • @zacp2770
      @zacp2770 Před měsícem +1

      Dont get it. Can you explain?

  • @ZekeMonkey
    @ZekeMonkey Před měsícem +1

    I laughed out loud so often. It felt so relaxed, natural and funny. Great job, also loved the set design and lighting.

  • @yosanosa6758
    @yosanosa6758 Před 29 dny +8

    1M views in 4 daysss lets gooo mattttt hope he breaks a mf record

  • @ignoranceisstrengthpodcast3294
    @ignoranceisstrengthpodcast3294 Před měsícem +214

    The shaman and the rat king. The crossover we all needed 🎉. Blessed be the DAWGS.

    • @evolvingspirit4632
      @evolvingspirit4632 Před měsícem +1

      Yeah, but this talk about Israel Palestine is a bit boring, if they would go into real dark arts or childhood or crazy shaman's ideas like in old testament that would be what people's expected.
      But I guess you can't repeat something that was perfect again :)))

    • @evolvingspirit4632
      @evolvingspirit4632 Před měsícem +2

      Ok, it gets better after 30 minutes or so :)

  • @jsteve3556
    @jsteve3556 Před měsícem +92

    Nothing could make this a better day! Blessed be the dawgz who've prayed this into existence 🙏

  • @15nate
    @15nate Před 29 dny

    One of my favorite episodes ever!! So much laughter and genuine insight. 🙏🏻🔥

  • @Kuh6
    @Kuh6 Před 24 dny +4

    hold up dawg you telling me it’s not normal to piss and shit at the same time??? wtfff

  • @Wowreally42
    @Wowreally42 Před měsícem +63

    McCusker is a gem

  • @slickdimitri830
    @slickdimitri830 Před měsícem +77

    My manhood Canada is strapped tight for this one.

  • @vincentdolce8421
    @vincentdolce8421 Před měsícem +2

    Dude great pod from Philly love Theo matt and shane .....best most comfortable from theo in a long time.

  • @bt3768
    @bt3768 Před 29 dny +3

    What a great vibe these boys have.

  • @RonJOlsonJr
    @RonJOlsonJr Před měsícem +207

    Theo and Matt being on the same wavelength was awesome. Matt going tier two with Theo at the end means there is another podcast here with them both.

    • @troopjunior
      @troopjunior Před měsícem +5

      Power god energy for sure

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 Před 28 dny +1

      Yeah it was posted on the other channel

    • @astralblue
      @astralblue Před 27 dny

      Red tier undoubtedly

    • @RonJOlsonJr
      @RonJOlsonJr Před 27 dny

      @@Nunya7211 thanks, for sure Theo and Matt have more to talk about which means we will get more Shaman and the Rat which makes me happy.

  • @kevintibbetts8529
    @kevintibbetts8529 Před měsícem +199

    To make Theo Von spit out from laughing at 1:09:40 must be one of the greatest honors for comedians. Blessed be the shaman 🫡

  • @Summer-pk2of
    @Summer-pk2of Před měsícem +1

    Been waiting for this duo

  • @SuperAdamBoyd
    @SuperAdamBoyd Před 29 dny +1

    The dawgs gotta show some love on this one 💪🏼 “I got head when I was 10” pure gold 🤣

  • @Animus141
    @Animus141 Před měsícem +55

    The 2 funniest most weirdly insightful human beings alive in the same room to vibrate near each other. If this isn't what podcasting was meant to be, idk what it is. 11/10

  • @emdr-willdavlin
    @emdr-willdavlin Před měsícem +66

    Everyone was waiting for this

  • @yatamogenryuu4982
    @yatamogenryuu4982 Před měsícem +1

    Theo's "look that up"s are so funny XD and the fact that homie actually looks this things up is even better

  • @jakeinthehouse9370
    @jakeinthehouse9370 Před 23 dny +1

    Love the ep. Hate the fact that I pay for yt premium and still have to skip ads on every damn podcast.

    • @jakeinthehouse9370
      @jakeinthehouse9370 Před 23 dny +1

      I get the podcast is essentially free, but damn, paying 12$ a month and also having to skip like 6 minutes of ads is stupid

  • @therecreationalguru7323
    @therecreationalguru7323 Před měsícem +143

    I would’ve lost it if Matt showed up DRENCHED 😂😂😂

    • @johns1625
      @johns1625 Před měsícem +19

      Dude my doctor says I have to be completely soaked with water at all times. Are you going to take my order or are you going to refuse me service because of my disability?
      Yes, I'll have a pitcher of water please, to start.

    • @chilloutdude3617
      @chilloutdude3617 Před měsícem +3

      One of them needs to do this on a pod...at least once. For the DAWGS...

    • @leonardwilson3832
      @leonardwilson3832 Před měsícem +4

      With that mmgoodboy haircut drip, he IS drenched

    • @dmacarthur5356
      @dmacarthur5356 Před měsícem +5

      It's not illegal

    • @puckbucky.5545
      @puckbucky.5545 Před měsícem +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @CornellEnglishMajor
    @CornellEnglishMajor Před měsícem +80

    Oh wow, I did not expect this 🤣🤣🤣
    THE SHAMAN!!!!!!

  • @bryanr1159
    @bryanr1159 Před měsícem +3

    Oh man the two saddest days in highschool were taking my best friend for 4 years to the airport to leave and go back to South Korea and the last day of summer before going off to college, laying in bed with my girlfriend staying as long as possible one last time for a while. I showed my Korean friend the ropes from day one, helped him in class, got him into sports, and stayed at his apartment damn near all of senior year. That was tough knowing I wouldn't see him for a few years. And nothing like going separate ways from your first love, knowing the relationship might not be the same, may not last, won't see each other every single day and night anymore for a while. I remember both of those days like yesterday after watching this podcast, those days were full of emotion and tough learning experiences.

  • @voyagerdecoded
    @voyagerdecoded Před měsícem

    I was so hyped when I saw this on my feed. As an Uber driver there’s very few guests that make me excited to watch a podcast. I even got to see Matt live in Tampa a year ago when he opened for Shane and they both KILLEDDD. Everyone was laughing so hard.

  • @SeWallis
    @SeWallis Před měsícem +62

    Finally! Been waiting a loooooong time for Theo and the Shaman. Blessed be the Dawgs 🙌

  • @justinallen5215
    @justinallen5215 Před měsícem +87

    “The Underground Railroad was a sausage party.” 😂

  • @Jayhawk9
    @Jayhawk9 Před 29 dny +1

    Great episode 👍🏼🙏🏼✌🏼

  • @scottlawrence1826
    @scottlawrence1826 Před 19 dny +1

    Theo, you've really fuckin come a long way from when I discovered you!!!! I get friends who aren't even into comedy recommending your pod to me!! You're a GREAT host! Love you bro!

  • @thegnosticalien
    @thegnosticalien Před měsícem +42

    The idea of theo and matt running a spirit Halloween together 😂😂😂

  • @_CARKENT
    @_CARKENT Před měsícem +62

    20 minutes in and I’ve burst out laughing at work a solid 7 times

    • @PoperoniNews
      @PoperoniNews Před měsícem +2

      It must have been the same or more for me. These two are so naturally funny

  • @SICKISHjoey
    @SICKISHjoey Před 29 dny

    man I havent laughed like that in a while, awesome episode guys

  • @InspectorButters4
    @InspectorButters4 Před měsícem

    THANK U FOR THIS ONE!!! The dawgs getting a true blessing from The Shaman and The Rat King! Gang ✌️

  • @andie6421
    @andie6421 Před měsícem +234

    Theo- “Jesus only worked 30 hours a week”
    Matt- “who said that?”
    Theo- “bring it up, look that up”

    • @footytang
      @footytang Před měsícem +10

      Dude, google Jesus' work week and overtime schedule. Guy was a slacker

    • @julieeaston7097
      @julieeaston7097 Před měsícem +2

      couldn’t stop laughing at this 😂

  • @dwells3536
    @dwells3536 Před měsícem +49

    A weekly podcast with Theo and Matt is all I need in life. Let’s make it happen

  • @cadeowens8338
    @cadeowens8338 Před měsícem +2

    “Horton hears a Harriet Tubman or what ever” killllled me

  • @tonymac1349
    @tonymac1349 Před měsícem

    Loved it!

  • @qasagod
    @qasagod Před měsícem +124

    “Dude I remember one time, I was driving and I had been drinking, right? Because it was… I think it was daytime, or whatever.”
    That’s one for the books 😂😂