How To Beat The Purge Anarchy

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  • čas přidán 3. 12. 2020
  • You're stranded in downtown LA, and for 12 horrible hours the government has legalized all crime. Miles from home and without a weapon, how do you survive?
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  • @natewaters3346
    @natewaters3346 Před 3 lety +8897

    LMAO imagine trying to murder a couple and they yell “quick get the hover boards!” And they zoom away.

    • @yousof8546
      @yousof8546 Před 3 lety +323

      @Iam Mighty now this is an epic gamer moment

    • @demonwolf5250
      @demonwolf5250 Před 3 lety +160

      @Iam Mighty EPIC. GAMER. MOMENT.

    • @user-zi8lg5qu1h
      @user-zi8lg5qu1h Před 3 lety +167

      I didn't even occur to me how funny that would look. Also useless, they would just drive after them.

    • @matthewloscar2893
      @matthewloscar2893 Před 3 lety +46

      @@yousof8546 oh god, I can tell none of you are anyone, but band kids.

    • @pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352
      @pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352 Před 3 lety +35

      I will definitely run for office then suggest a purge then get hoverboards and gear and ride down the streets while it sounds like Vietnam war

  • @rubycrim9028
    @rubycrim9028 Před 3 lety +6037

    Why is it in almost EVERY purge movie the mcs act like they haven’t already lived through like 17 purges?

    • @phoenix-qw6xg
      @phoenix-qw6xg Před 3 lety +543

      YES LIKE ITS NOT A SUPRISE 😭😭

    • @idczerky5223
      @idczerky5223 Před 3 lety +662

      They prob like “oh shit we have another purge you know what fuck it ima act like I haven’t experienced it for about 1496 times so the movie is intense”

    • @itzslayr1435
      @itzslayr1435 Před 3 lety +50

      I would dress up like them

    • @robo-suport_czrobofactory3116
      @robo-suport_czrobofactory3116 Před 3 lety +53

      @@idczerky5223
      the mcs are 1496+ years old?
      cool

    • @imgoingtosaythenword6466
      @imgoingtosaythenword6466 Před 3 lety +54

      @@idczerky5223 purge is once a year every year

  • @trevor6556
    @trevor6556 Před 2 lety +790

    everyone: killing poeple
    me: steals the krabby patty formula

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +3967

    The best way to survive is to tell John Wick that everyone is after his dog and you're the only person who can help him.

  • @gamingtoast7974
    @gamingtoast7974 Před 3 lety +3324

    So were just going to ignore the drunk guy and his wife sleeping during the purge

    • @aliienbun5044
      @aliienbun5044 Před 3 lety +273

      They did have their house on "lock down" so yeah pretty much 😂

    • @briannadozark
      @briannadozark Před 3 lety +349

      @@aliienbun5044 apparently not locked down good enough considering the sergeant dude was able to easily break in lol

    • @uncleiroh1660
      @uncleiroh1660 Před 3 lety +239

      @@briannadozark it explains that he hacked into it or whatever like 2 weeks before. He left that out of the vid

    • @briannadozark
      @briannadozark Před 3 lety +67

      @@uncleiroh1660 oohhh. I've never actually seen the movie or show or whatever it is. Thanks for the info! I was wondering how the whole place seemed super secure except for that one door, lmao.

    • @uncleiroh1660
      @uncleiroh1660 Před 3 lety +85

      @@briannadozark no worries, uncle Iroh is always here to help

  • @vinnie906
    @vinnie906 Před 3 lety +14615

    Best way to survive the purge: Annual trip overseas.

  • @jasonglasser1621
    @jasonglasser1621 Před 2 lety +1012

    The thing that confuses me is that right at the end, after the sirens have just gone off, the hospital is already fully staffed. Did the nurses/techs/hucs/doctors/etc all have to travel to work during purge hours, thus risking their lives? Did they stay in the hospital overnight, and if so, was the hospital itself declared a purge-free zone, or were they sitting ducks?

    • @lollipop3336
      @lollipop3336 Před 2 lety +371

      In the purge tv show they explain that hospitals are safe zones so crime is still illegal there. All staff, patients, and visitors sign away their right to purge in order to be there. They also check everyone for weapons before letting them in.

    • @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339
      @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 Před 2 lety +237

      @@lollipop3336 interesting... I guess I found a place I’d want to be in during purge night...

    • @-arcticfox-5821
      @-arcticfox-5821 Před 2 lety +120

      I'm moving to the hospital

    • @bonk3213
      @bonk3213 Před 2 lety +10

      We don’t ask that kind of question

    • @Insertregret
      @Insertregret Před 2 lety +3

      @@MaxDerp nurse, janitor and the cashier (?) Works too.

  • @justmyopinion98
    @justmyopinion98 Před 2 lety +619

    “I would use the underground tunnels”
    5 minutes later
    “THIS IS A HORRIBLE PLACE TO BE”

    • @totallynottoaster1114
      @totallynottoaster1114 Před 2 lety +56

      he meant the subway, there's a good chance that most people wouldn't know about the tunnels as the government likely blocks info like that

    • @iggy7875
      @iggy7875 Před 2 lety +8

      “Vietnam war tunnel rats”

    • @Okghkjtdgg
      @Okghkjtdgg Před rokem +2

      @@iggy7875 iggy

  • @Great-Dao-of-Elegance
    @Great-Dao-of-Elegance Před 3 lety +3083

    The kid from home alone would be the safest person to be with unless he's turned into a purger too.

  • @imanidiot1725
    @imanidiot1725 Před 3 lety +2610

    Soldiers when they're about to kill someone but the alarm plays: Understandable, have a good day

    • @infinityghost2657
      @infinityghost2657 Před 3 lety +33

      @Owen Worrell 3 people with guns against 2 that fight isn’t going necessarily last a couple seconds

    • @toastge
      @toastge Před 3 lety +4

      It’s “great” not “good”

    • @hendrikpat
      @hendrikpat Před 3 lety +45

      Imagine you survive for several hours, wait for the siren to announce the end of the purge.
      And then you're shot. The last thing you hear is the alarm, announcing that the purge is over. Basically, you die a few seconds before the purge ends.

    • @999rupeesgreg
      @999rupeesgreg Před 3 lety +8

      Imagine if every americans left the country cause of purge

    • @quaesitorluminis2846
      @quaesitorluminis2846 Před 3 lety

      Well it doesn't look like they want to be there either they are just following orders.

  • @Hello-mg5yc
    @Hello-mg5yc Před 2 lety +660

    me: “please don’t kill me i have a family”
    don torreto: “did you say family?”
    me:”dom torreto?”
    dom torreto: “ i won’t kill you, anything for family “

  • @Nitrogen_-gr3ps
    @Nitrogen_-gr3ps Před 2 lety +176

    How to beat the purge: Go to a morgue and sleep there peacefully

    • @flopswer
      @flopswer Před 2 lety +16

      Step 2 get burnted

    • @louiseheiwood2688
      @louiseheiwood2688 Před 2 lety +25

      I mean, necrophilia is a crime, imagine if someone goes to the morgue with that in mind while you’re sleeping there =o-o=

    • @thebassashaman3344
      @thebassashaman3344 Před 2 lety +8

      @@louiseheiwood2688 why did u have to go there?

    • @nexify9824
      @nexify9824 Před 2 lety +4

      Step 3: Get woken up by the doctors the next day

    • @clovermakescontent4487
      @clovermakescontent4487 Před 2 lety +1

      ✨necrophilia✨

  • @kasparas5427
    @kasparas5427 Před 3 lety +3582

    How to survive the purge: Be friends with John Wick

  • @bradyshwin2083
    @bradyshwin2083 Před 3 lety +2023

    After the purge: wait aren’t you the person that killed my whole family and shot me in my leg twice
    Them: a ya

  • @COFFEEWSUGA
    @COFFEEWSUGA Před 2 lety +83

    "...i would go to a golf course"
    making me feel smart for writing my zombie apocalypse survivor gang camping in a golf course overnight, thank you

    • @Akalim
      @Akalim Před 2 lety

      👀👀👀👀

  • @HenriqueRJchiki
    @HenriqueRJchiki Před 2 lety +100

    That ending was phenomenal honestly, he was rewarded for his forgiveness and the driver honestly felt guilty for what happened.

  • @aspiringaspect
    @aspiringaspect Před 3 lety +3770

    “All crimes are legal” laughs in tax and insurance fraud

  • @imheretofixyourshittygramm4744

    How I'd beat the Purge:
    Step 1: be the cameraman
    Step 2: Record

    • @missflower9245
      @missflower9245 Před 3 lety +105

      step 3: just relax cause nobody is gonna kill you and they want you to record all the cool stuff they do

    • @sg3ed1ts30
      @sg3ed1ts30 Před 3 lety +11

      Fax

    • @zhayden9
      @zhayden9 Před 3 lety +5

      Fr

    • @jonathanbadillo1218
      @jonathanbadillo1218 Před 3 lety +7

      I wanna like this but it's on 69 likes

    • @thehotcheeto860
      @thehotcheeto860 Před 3 lety +7

      What I wud do is just dig a hole big enough for my family and make a makeshift bunker that’s completely hidden with grass it’s not that hard

  • @fantasmaghoulical
    @fantasmaghoulical Před 2 lety +117

    i never understood why everyone started murdering each other. like, yeah, i get that SOME weirdos might do that. but EVERYONE? i don't see it

    • @NZCONES
      @NZCONES Před 2 lety +1

      It's only a movie relax

    • @HiddenStorm
      @HiddenStorm Před 2 lety +10

      Lots of wepon deals and stuff like that would happen if the purge was real but I doubt many people would go on murder sprees, also the best crime is tax fraud and runner up is bank robbery.

    • @JesusPerez-yc6yu
      @JesusPerez-yc6yu Před 2 lety +8

      @@HiddenStorm the first purge showed that the ppl didn't really do much but party and drugs. So they had to plant there own ppl and pay others to get them to kill. The govt was highly involved due to the poor numbers and bad success rate they had

    • @jadonrahman
      @jadonrahman Před 2 lety +3

      This is because this isn’t the first purge. The first purge people were more hesitant to kill.

    • @darkfishthedestroyer139
      @darkfishthedestroyer139 Před 2 lety +4

      @@HiddenStorm money laundering and other white collar crimes too?

  • @tiffanymaeuy5869
    @tiffanymaeuy5869 Před 2 lety +37

    In this video, I learned that the best way to survive The Purge is to have common sense. Case in point: meticulous preparation in the days leading to The Purge is common sense.

  • @plestern08
    @plestern08 Před 3 lety +2445

    The government: all crime is legal for 12 hours
    Me: holds a 64 stack of ender pearls

  • @guyandalaptop434
    @guyandalaptop434 Před 3 lety +3929

    Pog this man is speedrunning horror movies

    • @idxnn6023
      @idxnn6023 Před 3 lety +15

      Yes

    • @synex652
      @synex652 Před 3 lety +40

      dude he needs to be monitered in every horror movie scene lol

    • @MinishCapKing
      @MinishCapKing Před 3 lety +46

      The Purge: Anarchy Any% Glitches WR

    • @nerium9762
      @nerium9762 Před 3 lety +37

      yes lol. whenever I want to watch a movie without paying for it, I just come to this channel and summarize the whole movie in 10-15 minutes lol.

    • @freshlybaked1660
      @freshlybaked1660 Před 3 lety +9

      Pog champ

  • @kushmic
    @kushmic Před 2 lety +34

    "that starbucks barista that gets your name wrong, dead for sure."
    most relatable thing ive heard

  • @demarcusjamesbartholomewth8611

    imagine:
    everyone is killing each other and chaos is brewing.
    the sirens go off
    everyone smiling and waving at each other.

  • @skarlet6639
    @skarlet6639 Před 3 lety +3286

    Y’all won’t even know what the comment was about

    • @kingdonut8272
      @kingdonut8272 Před 3 lety +605

      There'd still be a few guys that do go straight to killing though, but not as many as the movies show.

    • @skarlet6639
      @skarlet6639 Před 3 lety +114

      @@kingdonut8272 yea maybe like a boss or something

    • @biazacha
      @biazacha Před 3 lety +213

      Is later estabilished that this isn't the first Purge; I imagine that at first they were just looting with a dozen psychos in the middle but as years go by this became the way to solve grudges.

    • @rainrain2233
      @rainrain2233 Před 3 lety +110

      id go commit genocide on the karens, if its legal then its legal

    • @skarlet6639
      @skarlet6639 Před 3 lety +40

      @@rainrain2233 you... you’re on to something wanna team if it happens?

  • @stwkfiryt2127
    @stwkfiryt2127 Před 3 lety +3005

    how to beat the purge: buy plane tickets and go on a 12 hours flight and then buy tickets to go back

    • @fayanilao8022
      @fayanilao8022 Před 3 lety +249

      Yo what if there's a killer in the plane😳💀

    • @durge2810
      @durge2810 Před 3 lety +404

      @@fayanilao8022 You aren’t in América so it’s ilegal

    • @fayanilao8022
      @fayanilao8022 Před 3 lety +59

      @@durge2810 I also meant in the airport or just going to the plane,but yeah that's right

    • @havesomefun689
      @havesomefun689 Před 3 lety +97

      U don’t need to buy the tickets all u gotta do is to steal a private jet and go to Hawaii

    • @lanisechilton5992
      @lanisechilton5992 Před 3 lety +56

      If you're over America, its still fair game

  • @aczaaaa
    @aczaaaa Před 2 lety +78

    “All crime is legal”
    *me cutely walking to rob a bank*

    • @HenriqueRJchiki
      @HenriqueRJchiki Před 2 lety +4

      You'd easily die

    • @widdzonconsole
      @widdzonconsole Před 2 lety

      share with me 🥺😭

    • @maximpavlenko1664
      @maximpavlenko1664 Před 2 lety +3

      Banks closed, explosives illegal. No way you're getting the safe open

    • @fluffyunicorn7187
      @fluffyunicorn7187 Před 8 měsíci

      They empty the banks the day before just for that reason so the bank would be the safest place

  • @lordregibob3916
    @lordregibob3916 Před 2 lety +21

    Cinema Summary: I'd take the underground tunnels
    Also Cinema Summary a few minutes later: I would NOT want to be underground.

    • @totallynottoaster1114
      @totallynottoaster1114 Před 2 lety +1

      the subway is well known, but it's unlikely many people would know about the tunnels as the gov could likely erase that information

  • @pixlord9773
    @pixlord9773 Před 3 lety +2213

    Half these Protagonists act like they‘ve never experienced a purge...

    • @xavier5920
      @xavier5920 Před 3 lety +74

      How I'd beat the purge😂😂😂:
      Step 1:BEAT THE PURGE

    • @suzypilled
      @suzypilled Před 3 lety +35

      @@xavier5920 that aint related to the comment chief just comment it normally and not use the reply section lol

    • @dyevoo
      @dyevoo Před 3 lety +19

      @@suzypilled why u gotta be so mad about it lol

    • @suzypilled
      @suzypilled Před 3 lety +31

      @@dyevoo it just annoys me a little lol sorry if I came as rude to yall lol-

    • @kodesh1674
      @kodesh1674 Před 3 lety +11

      1. Dress up like them
      2. blend in.

  • @pathwalker2867
    @pathwalker2867 Před 3 lety +3738

    Husband: "Hey purge night is coming soon, what should we do?"
    Wife: "Let's go shopping."
    Husband: "Yeah okay."

    • @teeheeheehee1263
      @teeheeheehee1263 Před 3 lety +60

      No they should do there taxes and make it so they don’t have to pay any income tax because it’s illegal to lie when doing taxes but then the next day you can go to work and still get the same money with out paying taxes

    • @nigdyezemska2827
      @nigdyezemska2827 Před 3 lety +68

      I don't even understand how any store is open at this point.

    • @JOSIPPOGI
      @JOSIPPOGI Před 3 lety +1

      Pog

    • @-criedjupiter-8464
      @-criedjupiter-8464 Před 3 lety +19

      Im saving money so i can go live in a different country cos aint no way im doing this every year

    • @j.l.atheprodigy
      @j.l.atheprodigy Před 3 lety +1

      @@teeheeheehee1263 Big Brain

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 Před 2 lety +20

    4:54 Unless they decide to kill you and hire a new housekeeper after the purge...

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles Před 2 lety +120

    Me: **dies**
    Cinema Summary: that was a pretty stupid thing to do. Studies have shown that dying increases the odds of death by 100%. I would not be dead to increase my odds of survival.

  • @Matt-zd6yv
    @Matt-zd6yv Před 3 lety +16621

    How I’d beat the purge
    Step 1: don’t be American
    Step 2: I survive

    • @juh2445
      @juh2445 Před 3 lety +1650

      Step 1: Be european
      Step 2: profit

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 Před 3 lety +92

      YES!

    • @Kratos-kt6yw
      @Kratos-kt6yw Před 3 lety +154

      @@juh2445 step 1: be racist like almost every european

    • @stmnz2608
      @stmnz2608 Před 3 lety +978

      @@Kratos-kt6yw thats pretty racist

    • @Taschip
      @Taschip Před 3 lety +292

      @@Kratos-kt6yw Asia is more racist, I'd say Europe is more homophobic imo

  • @jacobhall4655
    @jacobhall4655 Před 3 lety +1327

    "You're in LA. This is already a fatal mistake"

  • @JOSIPPOGI
    @JOSIPPOGI Před 2 lety +9

    I imagine two guys on a gunfight and then the sirens ring
    1st guy:damm next year
    2nd:yeah gg bro

  • @lucidcjg9801
    @lucidcjg9801 Před 2 lety

    im literally binge watching these videos they are so good

  • @allisproduction2716
    @allisproduction2716 Před 3 lety +4185

    "the purge is coming!"
    **buys ticket**
    **leaves country**
    *credit roll*

  • @youshouldintrospectmore
    @youshouldintrospectmore Před 3 lety +1327

    *Stay In The Living Room. Everyone Knows You Can't Die In The Living Room*

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker Před 2 lety +9

    *DOOM music starts playing*
    Everyone: _Why do I hear boss music?_

  • @warmlegosoda
    @warmlegosoda Před 2 lety +10

    "You're stranded in downtown LA"
    already a bad start

  • @Saltarooo
    @Saltarooo Před 3 lety +2218

    i love how the purge goes to
    killers: ooooh ur fucked
    *sirens plays*
    killers: wanna get breakfast?

    • @reyvaldosoetiman2389
      @reyvaldosoetiman2389 Před 3 lety +108

      okay its over guys
      hey you guys over there wanna go to the hospital together?

    • @plushyyyyyyyy
      @plushyyyyyyyy Před 3 lety +40

      fr the first one when everyone just walked out of the house and back to theirs after just trying to kill each other LOL

    • @TheTasberry
      @TheTasberry Před 3 lety +10

      In the first one the "neighbors" were forced to leave the house they did it against thiere will

    • @plushyyyyyyyy
      @plushyyyyyyyy Před 3 lety +4

      @@TheTasberry yeah that's what i was saying

    • @questionablequestion8918
      @questionablequestion8918 Před 3 lety +15

      Imagine in the backround a purger is saying 'EZ NUB GET BETTER LOL REKT EZ EZ'

  • @nevensavic8987
    @nevensavic8987 Před 3 lety +1702

    How to beat Purge:
    Step 1:be a cameraman

  • @primeart7838
    @primeart7838 Před 6 měsíci +1

    i don't pay much attention to state farm ads, but this one is literally to die for

  • @Nasif_tg
    @Nasif_tg Před 3 lety +1747

    Easiest ways to survive the purge:
    Go on a vacation on another country
    Dont live in a major city
    Prepare before hand
    Be the camera man
    Be one of the protagonists
    Be rich
    Dont be american

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn Před 3 lety +58

      What about being a soldier and living in a fort or something? Pretty sure the government doesn't want their own active duty soldiers killing each other, nor do they want others raiding their forts. Pretty sure they also don't want people raiding military installations, plus they will always be guarded. As long as you're not selected to go on Purge duty, you should be fine.

    • @fiarubold
      @fiarubold Před 2 lety +16

      Live in greenland

    • @noexiong1953
      @noexiong1953 Před 2 lety +19

      @James Alex 25% safe i'd say

    • @gray2156
      @gray2156 Před 2 lety +24

      @James Alex 25% chance to die during the purge innit

    • @mauthemau6260
      @mauthemau6260 Před 2 lety +4

      I live in CR so I would be totally chilling.

  • @alien3.0c
    @alien3.0c Před 3 lety +1321

    Everybody: killing each other on the streets
    Me: *fancy hoverboard noises*

  • @flimsytable4550
    @flimsytable4550 Před 2 lety +17

    Normal people in purge: *scared and dead*
    Me in the purge: *Steals PCs*
    Also me: 1000 Bucks a pop

  • @K1TMusic312
    @K1TMusic312 Před 2 lety

    How long did he spend searching all of this, Great Job. That deserves a Subscribe.

  • @magmagamerlive9732
    @magmagamerlive9732 Před 3 lety +597

    Dude. there is one obvious to survive.
    You have to hide under your blanket. Everyone knows nothing bad can get you there.

    • @brianbradley1345
      @brianbradley1345 Před 3 lety +84

      Or just close your eyes if you can't see them they can't see you.

    • @Vhlathanosh
      @Vhlathanosh Před 3 lety +7

      Haha

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley Před 3 lety +44

      Just tell them no. They can't kill you without your consent.

    • @davidyt_gamingsub4670
      @davidyt_gamingsub4670 Před 3 lety +6

      @@brianbradley1345 fun fact:

    • @mintycokies8057
      @mintycokies8057 Před 3 lety +7

      Personally. All this bullshit is making my head hurt. Honestly I would try and find a safe place in my home like a possible attic or like just under the floor mats and sleep the whole 12 hours. Like 🤨

  • @420roachdoggjr
    @420roachdoggjr Před 3 lety +1467

    I like how Shane and Liz go out to buy groceries like an hour before the Purge. Seriously, you can go half a day without food if it meant risking your lives.

    • @khalil42
      @khalil42 Před 3 lety +102

      I fucking know right somebody who finally mentions this 😂

    • @clara-lovescats319
      @clara-lovescats319 Před 3 lety +3

      @@khalil42 😂😂

    • @reyvaldosoetiman2389
      @reyvaldosoetiman2389 Před 3 lety +49

      or stock up one day before
      what they are doing is not wise decision

    • @paigerichards8739
      @paigerichards8739 Před 3 lety +53

      @@reyvaldosoetiman2389 arent they only missing like one meal? dinner? cuz the purge goes overnight. I guess if they needed toilet paper but seriously, who buys tp when theyve fully ran out

    • @reyvaldosoetiman2389
      @reyvaldosoetiman2389 Před 3 lety +2

      @@paigerichards8739 idk mate ask them not me. im not even in the country purge based on

  • @michaelspikes1506
    @michaelspikes1506 Před rokem +1

    Nice review sir thank you

  • @kingjulienfeetenthusiast
    @kingjulienfeetenthusiast Před 2 lety +11

    "Purge is here I'm super scared. "
    **Confronts my enemies,steal millions and fly to a different country**
    Credit rolls

  • @jakebromley1213
    @jakebromley1213 Před 2 lety +2134

    I love how in these movies everyone waits and obeys the sirens when in reality people would start early and finish late because with so much widespread chaos it would be too hard to prove.

    • @___________2169
      @___________2169 Před 2 lety +88

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @noellesupremacy3460
      @noellesupremacy3460 Před 2 lety +82

      well in the last movie, everyone was being monitored by the government but pretty sure that didn’t apply in anarchy.

    • @catwithagun7410
      @catwithagun7410 Před 2 lety +60

      *LAUGHS IN FOREVER PURGE*

    • @depressivschwul2377
      @depressivschwul2377 Před 2 lety +44

      @@catwithagun7410 the forever Purdue is I feel is the more realistic view. Give them a taste of the sadistic bloodlust they won’t want to give it up. With racist and homophonic people they would enjoy this. 12 hours to let whatever sick anger you have inside of you be legal. They wouldn’t just give that up. The government yes could quickly fix it up quickly but what if did happen in masses? What if you had people in the government who agreed. It would yet again be solved I feel quickly. Though of course it is scary if you truly think on how this could happen.

    • @Leonard_Wolf_2056
      @Leonard_Wolf_2056 Před 2 lety

      @@depressivschwul2377 considering how delusional the alphabet syndicate is, a bullet is the only cure. Not Even Jesus can save them.

  • @ScooterHubTV
    @ScooterHubTV Před 3 lety +530

    I really just got a whole movie in 16 minutes

  • @KkSakki
    @KkSakki Před 2 lety

    dude ur the best youtuber ever i love your vids

  • @MuslimanDardania
    @MuslimanDardania Před 2 lety

    I like the hard2hurt refrence in the beginning

  • @Sethoshini95
    @Sethoshini95 Před 3 lety +1079

    someone said this already, but the best thing to do on purge night is to book a one-night stay in mexico/canada and file your taxes for zero income.
    Goverment is gonna quit purging really quick once they get 0 tax revenue...

    • @bl4cksp1d3r
      @bl4cksp1d3r Před 3 lety +134

      I'm confused why everyone wants to kill others. Everything else is so much more worth to do lil

    • @Rando240
      @Rando240 Před 3 lety +26

      or live by a border and just cross it for the 12 hours.

    • @numberbndl3763
      @numberbndl3763 Před 3 lety +68

      @@bl4cksp1d3r yeah I would rather shoplift than murder. I mean threatening scalpers would be fun too tho. Honestly tho I would probably not do anything besides stay home

    • @thebelgianlemon6815
      @thebelgianlemon6815 Před 3 lety +55

      @@bl4cksp1d3r In the Purge universe it’s mostly government paid killers that kill poor people for population control

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune Před 3 lety +28

      Filling your taxes is stupid for 2 reasons
      1. Purge doesn't happen during tax season.
      2. Filling your taxes takes more than a day, the the IRS will deny your application and ask you to resubmit.

  • @octobr1
    @octobr1 Před 3 lety +723

    This is the guy that prepared the traps in home alone

  • @mrincognito2224
    @mrincognito2224 Před 2 lety

    this is lovely in cinematic mode

  • @thatpigfrommoana1986
    @thatpigfrommoana1986 Před 2 lety +8

    Everyone: *starts killing and commiting crimes*
    me: *puts milk before the cereal*

  • @geekedmfs
    @geekedmfs Před 3 lety +744

    Imagine the landlord survived and when the purge ends he be like
    *”Ayo you better pay rent”*

    • @sxturn3495
      @sxturn3495 Před 3 lety +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @AveryTomfoolerySpecialist3682
      @AveryTomfoolerySpecialist3682 Před 3 lety +12

      I'd say "Ay fuck you(slap him) I'm movin' out"

    • @danialwrx
      @danialwrx Před 3 lety +32

      "you'll get your rent after you fix this damn door"!!

    • @chess_ly
      @chess_ly Před 3 lety +4

      @@danialwrx omg spider man hahahaha

    • @danialwrx
      @danialwrx Před 3 lety +3

      @@chess_ly ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

  • @Manudyne
    @Manudyne Před 3 lety +527

    "You're stranded in downtown LA..."
    Oh fuck no

  • @MyNameIsHeh
    @MyNameIsHeh Před 2 lety +10

    How to beat Purge:Have A Damn Bunker That has a High Security Level

    • @YallWildin
      @YallWildin Před 2 lety

      You just said what im thinking

  • @Itbecheese
    @Itbecheese Před rokem

    About the golf course, specially get in the sand traps and cover yourself in as much sand as possible, or if you’re up for it get in the pond trap

  • @Erm1785
    @Erm1785 Před 3 lety +346

    your door gets broken down. a man with a button up shirt and tie covered in blood and a shotgun
    (shot gun pump)
    “we’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty this will be our last time trying to contact you”

    • @Alino-
      @Alino- Před 3 lety +14

      Most I've laughed at a comment in awhile. I get this damn spam call literally every day, usually 5+ times a day.

    • @taternater7495
      @taternater7495 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Alino- once you block one number, they call you from another. makes me want to run in their office with a shotgun

    • @boopbloop8725
      @boopbloop8725 Před 2 lety +5

      me crying: "I don't even have a car..."

    • @Erm1785
      @Erm1785 Před 2 lety +3

      @@boopbloop8725 then your existing warranty

    • @boopbloop8725
      @boopbloop8725 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Erm1785 me crying even more: "I never wanted to exist..."

  • @FatherJacob
    @FatherJacob Před 3 lety +804

    If the purge was real i would.......sleep cause i bet you school would be on the next day lol.

    • @thelogicalfallacy4635
      @thelogicalfallacy4635 Před 3 lety +186

      The teachers are going to come in like they didn't just kill that annoying brat in their class an hour before.

    • @mr.buttnugget3023
      @mr.buttnugget3023 Před 3 lety +16

      @@thelogicalfallacy4635 right 😂😂

    • @DaSilverBackz
      @DaSilverBackz Před 3 lety +23

      *Mexican mom comes in with chancla*
      “HERES MOMMY!”

    • @Nah...Imactually
      @Nah...Imactually Před 3 lety +6

      Burn the school.

    • @davidmata7576
      @davidmata7576 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DaSilverBackz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ANormalName1
    @ANormalName1 Před 2 lety +4

    Purge Survival Tips (With no GUNS):
    Grab any sharp object to Protect yourself,
    Stay in a safe place,
    Grab all supplies you Need like Food, water, and possibly camping supplies,
    Go out in a forest and camp there,
    Be as quiet as an ant,
    Be armored,
    Do not trust anyone except for Family.
    Done.

  • @lucianionescu6739
    @lucianionescu6739 Před rokem +1

    “Have a damn good day” It never gets old.

  • @cuckooreloaded
    @cuckooreloaded Před 3 lety +675

    in reality, we be just stealin everything we can, especially a star wars lego set

    • @aidanzeitz4940
      @aidanzeitz4940 Před 3 lety +8

      fax

    • @incearoarthememestar830
      @incearoarthememestar830 Před 3 lety +22

      *me grabbing 63 iPhone 11s*

    • @ipe0123
      @ipe0123 Před 3 lety +10

      ​@@incearoarthememestar830 I would be grabbing components for pc and also valuable items. Not some iphones.

    • @incearoarthememestar830
      @incearoarthememestar830 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ipe0123 I could resell the iPhones for more on Ebay so then i would have much more money then i could prob get a fancy apartment and a lot of food

    • @ipe0123
      @ipe0123 Před 3 lety +3

      @@incearoarthememestar830 really beacuse iphones dont cost too much like rtx and other valuable stuff does.

  • @alexsock116
    @alexsock116 Před 3 lety +304

    im a simple man i see cinema summary upload i like

    • @keeganhymer8467
      @keeganhymer8467 Před 3 lety +1

      Boy I tell ya what, There’s nothing better than the fresh clean taste of a burger made on a propane fueled grill with proper propane accessories

    • @qfm-footballmontages75
      @qfm-footballmontages75 Před 3 lety +5

      @@keeganhymer8467 agreed my friend

    • @thethe6604
      @thethe6604 Před 3 lety

      @@qfm-footballmontages75 no with fuel and gasoline e

  • @AeroDinero
    @AeroDinero Před 2 lety

    Anybody like this channel because of the facts and logic this man speaks???

  • @Otw2success
    @Otw2success Před 2 lety

    OH MY THESE VIDS ARE INTERESTINGGG

  • @moop1518
    @moop1518 Před 3 lety +313

    "They should go underground"
    Ok they're underground
    "THATS A HORRIBLE IDEA THEY CAN ONLY GO IN TWO DIRECTIONS WHAT WERE THEY THINKING"

    • @thepillar_2864
      @thepillar_2864 Před 3 lety +12

      Lol what is he trying to say? Be useful and useless?? 😅🤣😆

    • @darrellli6097
      @darrellli6097 Před 2 lety +31

      he meant in an underground tunnel, not a subway. the underground tunnel he was talking about is not accessible to most people, but the subway is

  • @nahfam1596
    @nahfam1596 Před 3 lety +771

    ” It might cost you an arm and a leg but at least not your life” at that point I’d wanna die

    • @akito4105
      @akito4105 Před 3 lety +21

      Lmao facts

    • @Thv966
      @Thv966 Před 3 lety +6

      🎵I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die, so you're gonna have to...🎵

    • @DrMontrays
      @DrMontrays Před 3 lety +11

      ikr
      a lot of the times I just imagine what I wouldn't be able to do with myy arms/hands or legs/feet. It's terrible lmao

    • @kismethappel7811
      @kismethappel7811 Před 3 lety +4

      @@DrMontrays ... You do realize "Cost an arm and a leg" is a saying right? It means "Extremely expensive." not "Literally lop off a limb to pay for it."

    • @fellith4295
      @fellith4295 Před 3 lety +8

      @@kismethappel7811 in this scenario and on this channel you should take it quite literally because chances are it is

  • @2BeagleBagles
    @2BeagleBagles Před 2 lety

    I find it funny how he says I have no idea what to do but this is all about how to be and what to do

  • @sunset1199
    @sunset1199 Před 2 lety +11

    There’s no point in murdering people, but there is a point in robbery, it doesn’t kill anyone (most of the time) and you can come out rich- LIKE I’D BE HEADING TO THE BANK TO ROB-

    • @GnomishProductions
      @GnomishProductions Před rokem +1

      Rob what? Did the government interrupt you? Finish what you were saying cmon

  • @AmongUs-dy3cq
    @AmongUs-dy3cq Před 3 lety +406

    Step 1, don’t leave traps
    If they are triggered after the purge is done you’re going to jail

    • @francescosaverioboccia6317
      @francescosaverioboccia6317 Před 3 lety +17

      Actually no. It is not illegal to buy traps, it is to place them in the city. But if you do so in the purge.. you have done nothing illegal

    • @ramdeokumar7499
      @ramdeokumar7499 Před 3 lety +4

      I would be like cod mobile with a sentry gun

    • @critizon3074
      @critizon3074 Před 3 lety +14

      @@francescosaverioboccia6317 Yes it's not illegal but... if the trap isn't activated and someone accidentally triggers it AFTER the purge then I think it's gonna be a problem

    • @TheFikri136
      @TheFikri136 Před 3 lety +16

      @@francescosaverioboccia6317 Didn't you read the guy said "triggered after the purge"?

    • @francescosaverioboccia6317
      @francescosaverioboccia6317 Před 3 lety +7

      @@TheFikri136 didn't you understand that it isn't illegal to possess traps but only to place them in certain places? If you do so during the purge it can trigger whenever. Not your fault. Not even possible to demonstrate that you placed them

  • @eugenio027
    @eugenio027 Před 3 lety +147

    8:54 "They could go underground"
    *They go underground*
    11:12 "Being underground is the worst place to be"

    • @ADJackD
      @ADJackD Před 3 lety +14

      They went subway underground easily accessible

  • @tylerredforge5563
    @tylerredforge5563 Před 2 lety +6

    Everyone: killing eachother
    Me: steals trees and plants them in the front of my apartment because there’s no plants on the front and it looks like a wasteland

  • @Scarslife282
    @Scarslife282 Před 2 měsíci

    I love that sergeant from purge election year

  • @kikiyarah27
    @kikiyarah27 Před 3 lety +550

    How to survive the purge:
    -Don’t let your country go into such disrepair that you felt the need to let all crimes be legal for half a day

    • @zaramoore9207
      @zaramoore9207 Před 3 lety +13

      I’m pretty sure they did it in the movie because of overpopulation.

    • @SixWasTaken
      @SixWasTaken Před 3 lety

      U know karatae

    • @kikiyarah27
      @kikiyarah27 Před 3 lety +7

      @@zaramoore9207 really? I know it was started because of crime rates going up and unemployment

    • @turtle-kl7ur
      @turtle-kl7ur Před 3 lety +14

      @@zaramoore9207Kind of a stupid reason overpopulation always happens during history but its stable, never goes out of hand, one generation has like by average 6 kids per family and the next 2 kids by average and so it goes on has always been like that

    • @kingofdemons948
      @kingofdemons948 Před 3 lety +17

      @@zaramoore9207 the government claims it’s so people could let their anger out, but it’s really so they could wipe out the poor population

  • @puddles1917
    @puddles1917 Před 3 lety +416

    When a zombie apocalypse happens I’m going to this guys house

    • @justjordan7531
      @justjordan7531 Před 3 lety +1

      lol

    • @LMAO-ft4sv
      @LMAO-ft4sv Před 3 lety +3

      Who is that in your pfp? 😳

    • @puddles1917
      @puddles1917 Před 3 lety +4

      @@LMAO-ft4sv That’s Yona from the anime “Yona of the dawn”

    • @BucketHeadKing
      @BucketHeadKing Před 3 lety +6

      Either that or “Nerd Explains” House, he has some knowledge about zombies

    • @2uah464
      @2uah464 Před 3 lety

      bro im already there

  • @dawsonboxing
    @dawsonboxing Před 2 lety

    Love the shoutout to hard 2 hurt.

  • @zeroryu3
    @zeroryu3 Před 2 lety

    Make a trip into the deep woods and try to find a cave or something of the like that you could try to camouflage where it would be harder to find.

  • @blasto1291
    @blasto1291 Před 3 lety +519

    Tbh, i really wanna see a movie where a maid or something actually tries offing the rich family and succeeds

    • @ScarabCentral
      @ScarabCentral Před 3 lety +36

      There’s a movie quite like that. I forget the name but I think Cinema Summery has done a video on it before. A woman is to be wedded to a very wealthy husband whose family play a sadistic game of hide and seek where they try and murder the woman, she fights back and kills them.

    • @sofiabianchi8707
      @sofiabianchi8707 Před 3 lety +27

      @@ScarabCentral Ready or Not is the movie’s name

    • @Dark_Angel07
      @Dark_Angel07 Před 3 lety +11

      In season 1 of The Purge tv series, something similar happens with the staff of a rich family.

    • @De_Rustige
      @De_Rustige Před 3 lety +1

      @@Dark_Angel07 wait the Purge has a series? Could you tell me more

    • @siicklyy
      @siicklyy Před 3 lety +5

      @@De_Rustige by that he means the first movie of the purge with the private school high schoolers and the homeless that saved them who was actually in this movie anarchy trying to stop the purge the anti

  • @leonzhang7821
    @leonzhang7821 Před 3 lety +540

    Purge in movies: Mass Murder
    Purge in real life: Pirating games

    • @daniroadto900lbsdeadlift4
      @daniroadto900lbsdeadlift4 Před 3 lety +57

      like i don't get how murder is the most happening crime in the Purge. Like there are soo much better illegal and actually moral things you could do loool

    • @kadenmajames8915
      @kadenmajames8915 Před 3 lety +6

      @@daniroadto900lbsdeadlift4 Rape is also an alternative, I guess .

    • @smuggg3442
      @smuggg3442 Před 3 lety +19

      @@kadenmajames8915 boi wuat

    • @ashleythetrashley1726
      @ashleythetrashley1726 Před 3 lety +10

      I mean it makes good horror movies but when you think about it,most people would not just murder everyone. Yeah, a lot would and you of course would have to look out for that(stick with a group of morally better people). But most would just be doing theft or goofing off by doing something like going somewhere even if it's illegal to or something else.

    • @pubzies6857
      @pubzies6857 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kadenmajames8915 broo..you are a menance

  • @kuragar1
    @kuragar1 Před 2 lety +5

    *Purge starts*
    The quite kid: i have trained for this my hole life

  • @jaqaviousontavious1504

    Have a damn good day my man, a damn good day!

  • @marianolaguzzi
    @marianolaguzzi Před 3 lety +453

    Here's how I would survive the purge: since the purge is a yearly event, you have one whole year to prepare ahead, so I would use this time to... Move to Europe, I mean, come on, are you seriously going to stay in a place where every year you have to face 12 hours where you will almost certainly die??

    • @kenseimoore1857
      @kenseimoore1857 Před 3 lety +18

      same bro, staying there is just asking to die

    • @budys3152
      @budys3152 Před 3 lety +37

      Or Canada, the maple syrup taste really good

    • @marianolaguzzi
      @marianolaguzzi Před 3 lety +21

      @bøņę đåđđý One could do that, but I think at that point it might just make more sense to move to Europe (or literally anywhere where the purge doesn't happen) permanently, as you wouldn't have to worry about finding where to go, paying for the journey, taking vacation days off work, etc

    • @beautifulrose6039
      @beautifulrose6039 Před 3 lety

      Is there gonna be a purge this year?

    • @ItsShadew
      @ItsShadew Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah, honestly just take a yearly vacation during purge week.

  • @Khannyn
    @Khannyn Před 3 lety +491

    How to survive the purge: don't

    • @worm3041
      @worm3041 Před 3 lety +10

      How to survive: don't live in the US

    • @nashad978
      @nashad978 Před 3 lety +1

      Awesome!your pfp is charlie from hazbin hotel

  • @thedog978
    @thedog978 Před 2 lety

    I watched this purge so many times

  • @DestroyerOfEvil_69
    @DestroyerOfEvil_69 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Here to study for the near future 👍

  • @skyy3209
    @skyy3209 Před 3 lety +707

    Killers when Siren plays :
    "Bro wanna Go play minecraft?"
    "Sure"

    • @mrtheonexx8749
      @mrtheonexx8749 Před 3 lety +16

      You mean call of duty, so they can continue the violence that was happening on a screen

    • @goozye1104
      @goozye1104 Před 3 lety +20

      @@mrtheonexx8749 7 year old me: wanna see?
      I've done some horrible things in Minecraft

    • @michaelj.jackson5592
      @michaelj.jackson5592 Před 3 lety

      CZcams drunk

    • @michaelj.jackson5592
      @michaelj.jackson5592 Před 3 lety

      @Toppers for me it said 199 likes but replies 201 likes

    • @tseye2478
      @tseye2478 Před 3 lety

      @@michaelj.jackson5592 when you go to the replies it refreshes the likes

  • @catspeed4149
    @catspeed4149 Před 3 lety +2365

    *Purges pointing shot guns at me*
    The duolinggo bird: *Kills them all*
    Me: why did you save me?
    Duolinggo bird: *you still have more spanish classes to attend, you die when i say so*

  • @therandommemer9397
    @therandommemer9397 Před 2 lety

    You have some pretty good humour man

  • @JJ-fb2lp
    @JJ-fb2lp Před 2 lety +4

    You know the troubling part is that if purge night actually becomes a thing, there will be people who would be out to purge.

  • @ZomB-
    @ZomB- Před 3 lety +468

    The purge: starts
    Me: downloads cartoon network app without my parents permission.

  • @mia1171
    @mia1171 Před 3 lety +1987

    If I knew there was gonna be a purge, I’d start preparing MONTHS in advance, I’d build a secret bunker disguised as my garden, get weapons, security cams for outside, food and water, a gaming set, decent WiFi and I’d be set for the night 😂

    • @germandalek9687
      @germandalek9687 Před 3 lety +161

      You could than, just earn money via hacking, manipulating the market or otherwise earn millions online

    • @cameronjohnson5256
      @cameronjohnson5256 Před 3 lety +233

      Gaming was your first mistake. You might lose and then rage and allow everyone to know where you are. I would not play videogames but rather watch the entry points to the bunker. You could get a family member or trustworthy friend (someone who wont kill you) and have them watch entry points in shifts so no one stands around to the point where their bored and falling asleep.

    • @thekawaiigamer7338
      @thekawaiigamer7338 Před 3 lety +26

      Or just leave and come back

    • @smirglepapier531
      @smirglepapier531 Před 3 lety +53

      Just... emigrate?

    • @foxson7197
      @foxson7197 Před 3 lety +10

      I would go onto the top of a building with a sniper rifle plus explosive bullets

  • @bigwhitehound
    @bigwhitehound Před 2 lety +3

    1. Don't live in a urban area. 2. Get weapon/tactical/self-defense training (you got a year). 3. Fortify your home. 4. Get weapons, ammo, supplies. 5. Don't help anyone but those with you!

  • @LaughReacts_
    @LaughReacts_ Před 2 lety

    this guy is the best

  • @kepler_drew853
    @kepler_drew853 Před 3 lety +498

    Cinema Survey: I'd go underground
    Also Cinema Survey: This tunnel is the worst place for them to be

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 Před 3 lety +40

      He meant underground in a place that isn’t so publicly accessible. I mean, would you check an abandoned underground tunnel that nobody knows about?

    • @travisv518
      @travisv518 Před 3 lety +9

      @@terrylap6132 Why would you go into the subway as a purger looking to kill people? Sure, you might run into 5 people who got stuck outside and have to cross the entire city and are in this exact part of the subway, but also, there might be no one down there and now your buggy is probably stuck in a subway and you wasted a bunch of time driving down an empty tunnel?

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 Před 3 lety +3

      @@travisv518 Fair point.

    • @combostreaker30
      @combostreaker30 Před 3 lety

      Frikin dumb you should rewatch or listen more

    • @MoNehNeh17
      @MoNehNeh17 Před 3 lety +1

      combo streaker calm down baby