I cook everything from scratch because I’m a better mom than you!!!

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  • @mamobee
    @mamobee Před 16 dny +15760

    "I don't use the grocery store" "our grocery store bill was $92" 😂😂😂

    • @PugLover9955
      @PugLover9955 Před 16 dny +26

    • @aggiev8561
      @aggiev8561 Před 13 dny +128

      Better yet, for one day of food.. lol

    • @leau8041
      @leau8041 Před 13 dny +13

      That’s what I was gonna say

    • @kerimebozaoglu9283
      @kerimebozaoglu9283 Před 10 dny +13

      I literally came to write the same thing.

    • @TheTimTamzProject
      @TheTimTamzProject Před 9 dny +56

      She said groceries for today, not the trip to the grocery store. Since she's so extra, she is getting everything from markets and farms

  • @wendyg.2664
    @wendyg.2664 Před 24 dny +18980

    "92 month old toddler!" Love it, Blair!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hs5167
    @hs5167 Před 2 dny +59

    I was a stay at home mom for 20+ years and you roasting the CZcams “stay at home mom’s” who put out B.S. content like this made my day.

  • @lexiwilder7295
    @lexiwilder7295 Před 11 dny +1411

    “I took my other anger out on my herbs” 🤣🤣 I have main anger and other anger too sometimes 🤣🤣

    • @keptthekisses
      @keptthekisses Před 5 dny +5

      Such a good line and very real lol 😂

    • @silverhoney6969
      @silverhoney6969 Před 4 dny +3

      The only line that was truly relatable

    • @TempleoftheSon
      @TempleoftheSon Před 23 hodinami +2

      Com'on bro, we all know you have to take your other anger out on the herbs at least once every day.

  • @persephonesodapop9103
    @persephonesodapop9103 Před 18 dny +2238

    92 months is 7 years and 8 months old for anyone wondering who doesn’t wanna do the math. I got you👍

  • @Jolllyranchers
    @Jolllyranchers Před 15 dny +3730

    "I don't use the grocery store because I'm better than you." Best explanation ever

    • @Nastasyashanti
      @Nastasyashanti Před 8 dny +20

      Then goes to whole foods and some Amish market religiously

    • @lobiqpidol818
      @lobiqpidol818 Před 5 dny +2

      The fact that statement resonates means you were thinking it too though.

    • @marig3784
      @marig3784 Před 4 dny

      @@lobiqpidol818huh?

    • @Author_SoftwareDesigner
      @Author_SoftwareDesigner Před 4 dny

      @@lobiqpidol818😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrEvldreamr
      @MrEvldreamr Před 4 dny +1

      @@lobiqpidol818 nah ita bc of other TikToks where women brag about that

  • @obianujuchris579
    @obianujuchris579 Před 8 dny +560

    Love how she goes straight for it with, "...I'm better than you"

    • @FirstLast-um3zp
      @FirstLast-um3zp Před 3 dny +1

      Except for that foot strugglin' to keep that 6th toe in.

  • @hobag11
    @hobag11 Před 4 dny +118

    “After my husband came home from his 3rd job” lmao😂😂😂

  • @shafiqahellmy7371
    @shafiqahellmy7371 Před 19 dny +6974

    She roasted so many youtuber channel in just one video😂

    • @slavicaprodanova3225
      @slavicaprodanova3225 Před 15 dny +53

      Question is who will roast her fake everything 😭🤮

    • @Dee-xj4vk
      @Dee-xj4vk Před 12 dny +55

      Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

    • @MICCZECH
      @MICCZECH Před 12 dny +29

      And if anyone gets offended, they'll just be calling her too hot & thinking it's an insult. It's parody perfection really 👌

    • @gothcsm
      @gothcsm Před 10 dny

      @@slavicaprodanova3225 girl shut up you’re just jealous cause she’s better looking than you LMAO

    • @TaylorAmelia
      @TaylorAmelia Před 10 dny +71

      Nara smith comes to mind haha

  • @lilmorsecody
    @lilmorsecody Před 25 dny +9169

    you are the effing queen of satire

    • @Gravitation3Beatles3
      @Gravitation3Beatles3 Před 25 dny +9

      so true

    • @Lunayami123
      @Lunayami123 Před 15 dny +7

      May i know what is "satire"

    • @sorority5018
      @sorority5018 Před 15 dny +40

      ​@Lunayami123 it means a well played out skit/scene to mock/joke on a topic

    • @Siliphx
      @Siliphx Před 13 dny +9

      Nah Haley’s the queen she’s the retired queen-the queens mother :)

    • @Griffin050A1t
      @Griffin050A1t Před 12 dny +2

      This is definitely true. I couldn’t tell for a second there lol

  • @thatoldcrow
    @thatoldcrow Před 10 dny +321

    “the government said if we think it’s too much just eat cereal”😭😭

    • @TravisTellsTruths
      @TravisTellsTruths Před 3 dny +6

      Sad af. You probably voted for all of this. Cry harder.

    • @cocoanerd17.-.
      @cocoanerd17.-. Před 3 dny

      ​@@TravisTellsTruthsGeez man you're as bad as woke people. Everything is probably political for you, huh? I want you to know, it's just you. No one else gives a damn. This relates to neither the video or their comment. Quit being a loony goober.

    • @SaneeXD
      @SaneeXD Před 2 dny +14

      As someone who gets $23 in food stamps a month despite being on disability, accurate

    • @SaneeXD
      @SaneeXD Před 2 dny +25

      @@TravisTellsTruthsyou sure are mean for someone who follows God and wants to promote good

    • @jacobwatson3781
      @jacobwatson3781 Před 2 dny +19

      The government didn't say that, it was a private cereal CEO who said that. Its sad you think private compaines actually care about citizens.

  • @almah9703
    @almah9703 Před 9 dny +56

    Hahahha this is excellent “I put my ball gown and did my hair and makeup” before starting to cook 😂😂😂😂❤️

  • @thebusinesswoman23
    @thebusinesswoman23 Před 17 dny +2587

    As a mom of 4 boys and a big baby husband, thank you for this. The ridiculously unrealistic homemaker sahm content is insane lately.

    • @JadaRavenellMakeup
      @JadaRavenellMakeup Před 11 dny +69

      I mean I agree (not a sahm more like stay at home girlfriend 😂) but that’s what makes it so popular how unrealistic it is for the normal mom/dad. I just like admiring someone else putting in hard work I know I would never do

    • @Cookeshwari
      @Cookeshwari Před 11 dny +28

      Big baby husband😂mine is same too

    • @Pooty_With_A_Fat_Booty
      @Pooty_With_A_Fat_Booty Před 10 dny

      You mean, like, BallerinaFarm?

    • @babusof
      @babusof Před 10 dny

      “big baby husband” embarrassing you women lack self respect

    • @kimmiewise1044
      @kimmiewise1044 Před 10 dny +56

      I bet he loves being called a big baby while he pays for everything you do and use and doesn't get nearly the same amount of time with the kids...
      Learn to be greatful instead of bitter and maybe tjose videos wouldn't seem unrealistic and would actually be attainable when you realize you have that life amazing but make it ten time worse with your bad attitude.

  • @Fae_08
    @Fae_08 Před 14 dny +1477

    "I don't buy from the grocery store" "The groceries cost 92$"

    • @bettyberova4131
      @bettyberova4131 Před 5 dny +21

      First its satire. Also it still makes sense- 😊you can get groceries from independent markets, butcher shops, farmers etc that are not indeed chain grocery stores. She didn’t say groceries from the grocery store.

  • @user-sr2xx7zt3d
    @user-sr2xx7zt3d Před 8 dny +58

    Your kid is hungry and you get ready 😂 love the sarcastic touch 😮

  • @hermosohouse349
    @hermosohouse349 Před 5 dny +11

    This is the type of enlightened satirical comedy this corrupt world needs right now!! Bravo!!!

  • @mikayla28682
    @mikayla28682 Před 17 dny +2425

    “Ok I love this world” was the cherry on top🤣🤣

  • @eringray4672
    @eringray4672 Před 18 dny +1456

    The Adderall line really got me!! 😂

  • @sydnotvicious.
    @sydnotvicious. Před 9 dny +42

    I love knowing who you’re mocking, it makes this soo much better 🤣😅

    • @007stopjockin
      @007stopjockin Před 8 dny +2

      Hi, who is she mocking?
      This is new to me.
      Thanks in advance.
      007

    • @weesaby774
      @weesaby774 Před 8 dny +9

      @@007stopjockin Nara Aziza, Lucky Blue Smith’s wife

    • @007stopjockin
      @007stopjockin Před 7 dny

      @@weesaby774 Hi!
      Thank you!
      I will check her out LoL
      007

  • @gothcsm
    @gothcsm Před 10 dny +16

    Some people in these comments can’t take a joke and it shows 😭 We should be allowed to poke a little fun at someone who makes their children wait (possibly) hours to eat just because they want to make things from scratch!
    (No hate to the original girl though. That’s how she chooses to live her life, and if it works for her then great 👍 I just personally dislike the idea of forcing small children to go hungry for extended periods of time since nutrition is extremely important when children are young.)

    • @Sjfyy_
      @Sjfyy_ Před 8 dny +8

      Lol just by your comment I definitely know you haven’t taken care of a child before. 😂

    • @gothcsm
      @gothcsm Před 8 dny +5

      @@Sjfyy_ Lol, I have but okay. God forbid I want children to eat when they’re hungry ig.

    • @staceyfleurime8309
      @staceyfleurime8309 Před 8 dny +3

      @@gothcsmI’m from a family that cooked everything from scratch and I’m honestly grateful I didn’t grow up eating the frozen crap you grew up on that you somehow think is more nutritious than a home cooked meal. Kids from families that cook don’t sit around starving.

    • @angelbbkira
      @angelbbkira Před 8 dny +2

      It’s not your children. She’s raising them how SHE wants to. You are hating though and your jealousy shows

  • @ErinThePsychicWitch
    @ErinThePsychicWitch Před 23 dny +638

    “My other anger” 😂😂😂😂

  • @thatAncientArtist
    @thatAncientArtist Před 23 dny +1119

    The sarcasm/truism harmony 😂❤️‍🔥🙌🏾 I love this!!

  • @h00Lia
    @h00Lia Před 8 dny +5

    i wasn't emotionally prepared for that to end on such a thought-provoking note. u da best

  • @Heirllionaire
    @Heirllionaire Před 3 dny +2

    Wow. Did not expect that level of sense of humor. I actually laughed an honest to God laugh. Well done

  • @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living
    @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living Před 19 dny +523

    Oh my goodness your parody of the “tradwives” is brutally hilarious (and spot-on)! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DominantBtch
      @DominantBtch Před 16 dny +1

      It's nto tradwives it's naara Smith and she a model.

    • @Drawflip122
      @Drawflip122 Před 5 dny +4

      Stop being jealous of people it doesn’t look good on women specially feminists cuz it destroys your argument of we want women to be able to choose

    • @MrEvldreamr
      @MrEvldreamr Před 4 dny +6

      @@Drawflip122 relaaaaax. Its making funnof the betty crocker ahit. Not stay at homes irl. Hell, im a sahm and even i hate how some channels will show sahm life like its the 50s. I hate how they have 7 million kids yet they live in a massive CLEAN house that i know for a FACT nanny cleans for her. If you have children under 5 there aint no way yoyr house is that clean. Trust. And the larger the house the more the mom wants to end her life.
      Its satire just calm down. I enjoy the tradwife aesthetic but lets be real thats ALL it is

    • @Drawflip122
      @Drawflip122 Před 3 dny

      @@MrEvldreamr who cares that my point to hate on them are you that desperate to hate on people it’s kinda of weird there channel doesn’t have to be relatable in any way and it is showing hoe jealous people are it’s ok to be jealous but don’t hate just cuz your jealous

    • @jessicawilson1751
      @jessicawilson1751 Před 3 dny

      ​@Drawflip122 look at Lauren Southen (queen of the trad wives) who recently came out about her horrors of being a trad wife where her husband is abusive and she hates her life? I have no sympathy for her when she has constantly promoted said lifestyle and regularly hates on feminism.

  • @user-jy1mu7lv1u
    @user-jy1mu7lv1u Před 24 dny +521

    Her “friends” lexapro & adderal ! 😂

    • @SuperJordan105
      @SuperJordan105 Před 24 dny +17

      I’ve got the same friends. 😂 Wellbutrin and adderall.

    • @JaslineXD
      @JaslineXD Před 21 dnem +9

      Mine are Zoloft and Wellbutrin

    • @suziegusti291
      @suziegusti291 Před 21 dnem +9

      Prozac n addy!

    • @nedalisa9469
      @nedalisa9469 Před 20 dny +2

      ​@@SuperJordan105Girl same 😆

    • @RoundSwan
      @RoundSwan Před 20 dny +6

      My besties ❤ they don’t get me to this level unfortunately, but help keep me at an acceptable level of shiz-show. No idea how the Pinterest mums do it tbh.

  • @crasshag
    @crasshag Před 8 dny +4

    I actually make my husband’s food from scratch, but then he is so easy to please, and I have at least 95% of groceries delivered to the house, so that makes it doable. He is sooo handsome (76 yrs old), and a great kisser. Think I will keep cooking for him.

    • @Nastasyashanti
      @Nastasyashanti Před 8 dny +4

      If he’s 76 y o and a great kisser he should drop his oral hygiene routine most people have smelly breath at this age I can feel meters away can’t even imagine to kiss them 😮

    • @tinycatfromhell
      @tinycatfromhell Před 8 dny +1

      EW

  • @heavenlynn2241
    @heavenlynn2241 Před 8 dny +38

    Nara is a absolute queen 👸🏽 absolutely love her videos.

    • @hannahhowell8613
      @hannahhowell8613 Před 8 dny +23

      agree! i hate that people are making fun of her like do yall not have fun dressing up or cooking? good for you but why hate on others

    • @Kiran37369
      @Kiran37369 Před 6 dny +2

      Poor girl got gromed by her husband

    • @clairdeulne
      @clairdeulne Před 6 dny +1

      @@Kiran37369literally no she did not they’re around the same age??? literally a three year difference

    • @Kiran37369
      @Kiran37369 Před 6 dny +4

      @@clairdeulne he used to like this other mixed model’s photos, but stopped, and started like nara smith’s ig photos at the time she was 17. And they suddenly announced they were dating at 18.

    • @ananyagupta4599
      @ananyagupta4599 Před 6 dny +3

      ​@@hannahhowell8613 lol her content is not realistic

  • @atchomama123
    @atchomama123 Před 17 dny +375

    As a mom I find this so hilarious and accurate! Those moms are so stinkin fake. Yeah those ladies hire help and we all know it

    • @sandravasquez7628
      @sandravasquez7628 Před 7 dny +49

      YES they DO!!!! You NAILED it! Otherwise where are the alleged children of this SAHMs while they are making this elaborate meals AND recording it in their spotless kitchens? I know my children would NEVER allow me to record a whole 30 minute video without yelling around or appearing on screen asking "is it done yet i'm hungry?" Hell they are not even toddlers but big kids now and they STILL feel the urge to knock on the bathroom door everytime I go to the toillet even for TWO minutes because they have "something REALLY urgent to tell me" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-dm2tv3sr3o
      @user-dm2tv3sr3o Před 7 dny +33

      I make everything from scratch and am a sahm… we are not rich by any means (we’re also not dirt poor) we can’t afford to hire help lmao. My kid sits at the counter and learns while I cook and they enjoy it. Honestly this video just reeks of insecurity. If YOU think those women are better than you for what they can accomplish, just say that.

    • @TradHomemaker
      @TradHomemaker Před 7 dny

      ​@user-dm2tv3sr3o I'm a housewife with no kids yet due to infertility. I keep up my house and babysit kids from church almost daily as well as teaching classes in the homeschooling collective my church hosts. Definitely not rich, but we budget and manage well. It's not as impossible as everyone seems to think it is. And my husband certainly isn't some helpless toddler. He's a hard-working man who provides for me, and I provide for him.

    • @KhaosChilde97
      @KhaosChilde97 Před 6 dny +23

      @@user-dm2tv3sr3o but is everything so esthetic ALL the time in your home? There is no way you can keep the entire house spotless with everything in its place with a kid. Unless you have endless energy and need no time for yourself of course.
      Also, their kitchens look like they barely see use. Who cooks every day, 3 (maybe 2, maybe more) meals a day and has a spotless kitchen while having to do housework (that includes having to go shopping for necessities and grocery while lugging around a toddler or 2) AND looking after a kid (maybe multiple) who doesnt leave the house regularly for school yet?

    • @omnisexualidiot3750
      @omnisexualidiot3750 Před 6 dny

      @@KhaosChilde97it’s aesthetic because it’s for a video. And yea, their rich, they probably have cleaning ladies. Doesn’t mean they can’t enjoy cooking and taking care of their kids. Like goddamn can y’all just chill and let people live? If their lives early bother you that much then keep it moving.

  • @kenny995
    @kenny995 Před 16 dny +245

    Mom I'm hungry
    You'll have to wait a few hours for your very simple snack my big boy ❤

    • @minimaladjacent
      @minimaladjacent Před 3 dny

      exactly if a toddler 5 mins is forever they aren't going to wait for anything... 8 yr old isn't going to wait hrs for a meal either.

  • @voenarox78kk
    @voenarox78kk Před 11 dny +1

    OK, but not me eating cereal tonight for dinner…😢

  • @resellerlife7424
    @resellerlife7424 Před 2 dny +1

    😂 I was just about to swipe until the first jab and then I was like, “wait this might be comedy?” Lol was not disappointed, great job! Hilarious 😂

  • @awaitingSaint777
    @awaitingSaint777 Před 23 dny +383

    They really did tell us to eat cereal a la Marie Antoinette. Did you see the interview with Kellogg's CEO? maniacs. Is that your man?! 😂❤

    • @Transwithhands
      @Transwithhands Před 19 dny +19

      Fr. When she said cake, it was a mis translation, and she actually meant bread. So technically, you're right 😂

    • @user-vj1sv6sd6x
      @user-vj1sv6sd6x Před 18 dny +20

      So when can we do to the CEO what they did to Marie?

    • @Ashtarot77
      @Ashtarot77 Před 18 dny +12

      @@Transwithhands In France they have a sweet bread called Brioche which is a bit like cake. So she could have well meant that.

    • @quin7117
      @quin7117 Před 13 dny

      Really?

    • @honeyartstudios
      @honeyartstudios Před 12 dny +10

      @@quin7117kellogg’s CEO really said “eat cereal for dinner”

  • @shandelchallice4598
    @shandelchallice4598 Před 23 dny +135

    "I love this world" 😂😂😂 this is hilarious

  • @Aegis_Aeris
    @Aegis_Aeris Před 8 dny +1

    Amazing job! I could really smell the repressed resentment coming from those herbs.

  • @majestical15
    @majestical15 Před 9 dny +1

    "The economy is bad" *him trying to weasel his way into her getting a job*
    *her reassuring him:* get another job.
    ICON ✨️

  • @Schmantilein
    @Schmantilein Před 24 dny +336

    Your mind is so damn beautiful. It is deeply healing that even someone who could live without worries can be conscious of some problematic conditions of society. I wish you all the best. You made my day once again 😊

    • @sarahwales6276
      @sarahwales6276 Před 23 dny +16

      Wow... you've got to stop needing that from other people.

    • @suzs3770
      @suzs3770 Před 22 dny +2

      @sarahwales6276 Needing what from other people??

    • @sarahwales6276
      @sarahwales6276 Před 21 dnem

      @@suzs3770 Read the comment I responded to...

    • @AnonymousPerson-hw7js
      @AnonymousPerson-hw7js Před 21 dnem +4

      This is such a sweet compliment 😩❤

    • @hadesisbaby
      @hadesisbaby Před 17 dny +1

      @@sarahwales6276and you’ve got to start worrying about yourself bcuz nothing that they said is harmful to anyone. try talking to a therapist instead of coming online just to talk down to people

  • @13lilsykos
    @13lilsykos Před 24 dny +126

    I love the stirring with a knife. That's been me so many times because I'm also the one who does the dishes.

  • @primicerius1492
    @primicerius1492 Před 3 dny +1

    "and then I cheated on him with the gardener, tennis trainer, and yoga instructor all at the same time."

  • @kittyking5375
    @kittyking5375 Před 24 dny +117

    You did good!😅 but the government forgot to tell you eat cereal dry. Cause milk is expensive too😂😂😂

    • @Rolandeld1999
      @Rolandeld1999 Před 6 dny

      No they want you buying that milk. The government has to buy surplus milk. Thats why Americans eat an insane amount of dairy

    • @dianad3080
      @dianad3080 Před 3 dny

      ​@@Rolandeld1999 That explains the constipated look many people have on their videos. 😂

  • @SearchHomepage
    @SearchHomepage Před 17 dny +151

    I love stay at home moms.
    My mom didn’t work and everyday I came home my mom was there 😢
    In the kitchen making food. She didn’t wear a ball gown but now I miss my mom!

    • @IcedCoffeeCrush
      @IcedCoffeeCrush Před 15 dny +77

      I’m glad someone on CZcams appreciates stay at home moms. I was one for 33 years. My sons loved and appreciated that I was home for them, they still say it to this day. Not all women end up unhappy and broke, I certainly didn’t. My husband and I are still enjoying our lives together, being grandparents now and traveling. Take care 😊

    • @SearchHomepage
      @SearchHomepage Před 14 dny +40

      @@IcedCoffeeCrush we ate dinner as a family every night and I never came home to a messy or empty home. Kids feel safe when mom is home! God bless you and your family 💕

    • @nds.gdspts
      @nds.gdspts Před 14 dny

      ​@@IcedCoffeeCrush I'm really happy for you. Many women don't survive that life. Most men are abusers and will use having all the financial power in the relationship to destroy their wives mentally, socially, and physically. I've seen many horrors. Hope someday the mothers' work gets rewarded their value, as there is no profession more demanding and needed for the society survival. But until then: women, please NEVER EVER depend on a man. Stay safe.

    • @MommyMoniquex5
      @MommyMoniquex5 Před 14 dny +67

      Stay at home moms are great. Ones that pretend to be what this YT star is making fun of? That’s just pretty unrealistic imo lol. That’s what makes this funny. Regular SAHMs though? They’re great!

    • @ava4689
      @ava4689 Před 13 dny +23

      My mom was a stay at home mom too. It had its ups and downs. She didnt seem happy. Let me rephrase. She wasn’t happy. I dont think being a stay at home mom was her problem, but I was too young to tell quite what it was. Other than marital strife. Childhood would have been smoother with less war and adultery haha. Oof sorry to brain dump. Stay at home moms are indeed cool, and I wanna be one.

  • @alexibarra192
    @alexibarra192 Před dnem

    Absolutely brilliant. I was wheezing/laughing thru this.😂😂😂

  • @0uchhhh
    @0uchhhh Před 9 dny +1

    The one thing I like about Blair is that I can always tell when it’s sarcasm/satire. 😂

  • @cheryljohnson6448
    @cheryljohnson6448 Před 24 dny +30

    Not "my 92 mo old toddler" I can't with you😂😂

  • @proper.role.model.819
    @proper.role.model.819 Před 19 dny +15

    Love that youre calling these people out.

  • @jennifersherman7945
    @jennifersherman7945 Před 3 dny

    This made me laugh out loud. This is so perfect for how things are. Keep it up.

  • @Mariam.me_
    @Mariam.me_ Před 18 dny +50

    Pure satire. Loving it😂❤️

  • @mirofeya
    @mirofeya Před 25 dny +138

    Satire, but she is a real cook and food looks amazing!

    • @blackharvest5865
      @blackharvest5865 Před 17 dny +3

      Xpt the last part wasn’t satire it’s just so insane that it sounds like it is. The Kelloggceo said they should eat cereal if they’re broke

  • @ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed

    That "okay i love this world" hit different

  • @Momiana3x
    @Momiana3x Před 9 dny +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 you the realest! My oldest child is a 37 year old male !! Lolol

  • @triumphantpeanut5726
    @triumphantpeanut5726 Před 25 dny +26

    You’re not wife material. Wheres the 6 inch heels and swollen feet???! 😂😂😂 I swear these kids have to be absolutely starving by the time their 4pm breakfast is ready

  • @Jilly_mr
    @Jilly_mr Před 24 dny +112

    Blair, I fucking love you lmfao. This is hilarious! 💯 the best satire!

  • @jackiet1612
    @jackiet1612 Před 2 dny

    I'm dying😂😂😂😂both of those ..."My 92 month old toddler".... "Today I got some help from Lexapro and Adderall" had me rolling on the floor

  • @erynpoulin8151
    @erynpoulin8151 Před 20 hodinami

    The ending was fkn accurate

  • @Kindnessisnotweakness
    @Kindnessisnotweakness Před 20 dny +23

    I can't stop watching this and laughing. As a mom of preteens now I don't envy what the younger moms have to deal with in social media. You are a genius 😂😂 thank you. I needed this!

  • @JessicaBurgess-yk4wh
    @JessicaBurgess-yk4wh Před 16 dny +16

    I had a really crappy day and I came across your shorts and at first I thought it was serious but realized quickly it’s all for fun… I have been dying laughing ever since. Thanks for turning my day around!

  • @xXJade_AssassinXx
    @xXJade_AssassinXx Před 4 dny

    "Chicken from scratch...from isle 12" 😭💀

  • @precioussimonee333
    @precioussimonee333 Před 8 dny

    “because i’m better than YOU” that was super direct and you’re right lmaoooo

  • @vanessawilliams5599
    @vanessawilliams5599 Před 15 dny +10

    💀😭 dressed up barefoot in the kitchen spitting obvious LOGIC

  • @caroljackson4673
    @caroljackson4673 Před 24 dny +61

    Nara is so inspirational she had every one doing a trend of her ❤

    • @Kojic414
      @Kojic414 Před 23 dny +18

      This is true. I don’t watch Nara’s content, but I see her everywhere. I love Blair, but I knew instantly she was imitating Nara. You must admit the Satire is a bit on point.

    • @Justic3PourTous
      @Justic3PourTous Před 22 dny +45

      I’ve seen so many yt women on the internet making videos mocking Nara. They are jealous & triggered by her
      They never mock The Ballerina Farm.

    • @catsrus-es9eu
      @catsrus-es9eu Před 22 dny +37

      Nara is an inspiration. They mad she beautiful and has that super hot husband.

    • @TheLoveweaver
      @TheLoveweaver Před 22 dny +10

      ​@Justic3PourTous , cut it out. Many women of various races, including black women have done so.

    • @miranda9226
      @miranda9226 Před 20 dny

      @@Justic3PourTous???? this has nothing to do with her race lol. she makes ridiculous tone deaf videos, that’s why people make fun of her.

  • @MajinCCBThePrince
    @MajinCCBThePrince Před 3 dny

    This was absolutely hilarious xD

  • @nolu0000
    @nolu0000 Před 8 dny +1

    The CEO of Kellogg said we could eat more cereal not the government.

    • @dangerxbadger2300
      @dangerxbadger2300 Před 5 dny

      I mean we're living under late-stage capitalism so CEOs are basically the government at this point

  • @Robbie_LeMeow
    @Robbie_LeMeow Před 25 dny +27

    Woman, you are FUNNY! 😂❤

  • @SurlyMiss
    @SurlyMiss Před 20 dny +7

    Have a budget of $190 a month for food and it’s been a huge struggle. Still have a week left to get through. It can be incredibly stressful. As an added bonus I got something called Bell’s palsy last week from stress and half my face is now paralyzed. Gotta fukin love life. One day at a time I guess! Love your videos you crack me up ❤

    • @l-_-ls
      @l-_-ls Před 17 dny

      Half your grocery bill in her “one day” food video. I hope you’re still able to eat healthy. Rice porridge with sliced fish and green scallions can be a very filling and cost effective meal. Best wishes for your health and happiness.

    • @YamaraLoves
      @YamaraLoves Před 16 dny

      5lb bag of rice, canned beans, frozen veggies, big box of oatmeal or grits, and if I ate meat, I would go to the butcher/ meat house buy 10lb of chicken. Have the butcher chop it up very small. I promise it's enough for the whole month. Ask family and friends to donate.

    • @D_McGeezacks
      @D_McGeezacks Před 3 dny +1

      ​@YamaraLoves Also bananas. Cheap superfood can't go wrong and you can make a delicious ice cream by just freezing and mixing them

  • @TickleTipson466
    @TickleTipson466 Před 11 dny +17

    Please stop the hate on moms who make everything from scratch it’s a wholesome sweet thing that they do for their children

    • @v6valkyrie
      @v6valkyrie Před 9 dny +14

      I agree, this is unnecessary to do. Nara (I assume the one she’s throwing shade at) isn’t even a SAHM, she’s a model and she doesn’t cook like that every day. People need to really chill. And Nara isn’t the only one. You can be a sahm mom and cook and not be like this at all. People forgot that there were times that existed where being a SAHM was NORMAL lol

    • @D_McGeezacks
      @D_McGeezacks Před 3 dny +1

      ​@@v6valkyrieYes, times when it was normal for women to be completely beholden to their husband and shackled to them financially. Great times. I have nothing against sahms in general but you should understand why some find it creepy and a potential breeding ground for abuse, and that advocating this lifestyle to normal women who aren't making bank on social media is dangerous.

  • @manyoyablues5889
    @manyoyablues5889 Před 7 dny

    " I took my OTHER anger out on these herbs"
    " Okay I love this world!"
    🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @victoriamyst4742
    @victoriamyst4742 Před 18 dny +10

    😂😂 such a transparent portrayal of modern bourgeoisie world & life:)

  • @mothgames9466
    @mothgames9466 Před 15 dny +9

    I don’t understand why people hate her so much? Bc she cooks?

    • @v6valkyrie
      @v6valkyrie Před 9 dny +3

      I don’t either. Like why is it always women that are hating in this manner? She doesn’t even cook like that all the time, she just records the times she does and has amazing and realistic recipes. And she’s not even a SAHM or trad wife, she’s a working model lol.

  • @SteffaniGrace-tl6yj
    @SteffaniGrace-tl6yj Před 18 hodinami

    This is the best cooking video ever lol 😂

  • @skipperbee
    @skipperbee Před 4 dny

    You forgot the blank stare and smile while stirring at a weird angle. Other than that, this satire is so good🤣

  • @Bbhehe
    @Bbhehe Před 19 dny +6

    Love that you're jumping on this. I have a handful of people I watch who do the same skit and it tickles me each time

  • @atherton7662
    @atherton7662 Před 8 dny

    I can't help but laugh every single time he breaks something! It never gets old. I'm like a toddler giggling at peekaboo-no matter how many times he does it, it still cracks me up. Keep breaking those sticks dude

  • @missnaenae3789
    @missnaenae3789 Před 8 dny

    "Bc I'm better than you" lmaoo love it!

  • @shelovesgaming
    @shelovesgaming Před 25 dny +16

    I LOVE THIS YOU ARE STUNNING

  • @mhzeropgaming1343
    @mhzeropgaming1343 Před 25 dny +17

    Yes i am the toddler she cooks the best 👌 👍❤

  • @sarahmoi5677
    @sarahmoi5677 Před 10 dny +1

    I was expecting the granola to finally be done at the end of the video

  • @jasminer66788
    @jasminer66788 Před 5 dny +1

    The way you’re ending your sentences with a question??? 😂😂😂

  • @catsrus-es9eu
    @catsrus-es9eu Před 22 dny +45

    Nara is a queen ❤

    • @mingisbbygrl
      @mingisbbygrl Před 18 dny +9

      She really is❤

    • @Wa1kerSta1ker0
      @Wa1kerSta1ker0 Před 8 dny +4

      Yes queen❤❤❤❤❤❤ slay while you take 5 hours to make a pbandJ sandwich for Bumble Honey and Slim Easy😍😍😍

    • @aishariel9924
      @aishariel9924 Před 8 dny +7

      Yea I don’t understand why ppl hate on her. They just sound like haters

    • @catsrus-es9eu
      @catsrus-es9eu Před 8 dny +2

      @@Wa1kerSta1ker0 😆 🤣 😂

    • @tinycatfromhell
      @tinycatfromhell Před 8 dny +2

      @@Wa1kerSta1ker0 Loool the kids with the cigarette brand names, I can't with that woman!

  • @Shenzi_Volkov
    @Shenzi_Volkov Před 16 dny +3

    Oh my GAWD that pink dress was EVERYTHING

  • @kimocureton6262
    @kimocureton6262 Před 20 hodinami

    "He's uh 48 months"
    "That's 4..."
    "...Yeah"

  • @alise12300
    @alise12300 Před 5 dny

    This had me cackling 😂

  • @SpasperMuffin
    @SpasperMuffin Před 20 dny +4

    Girl! you are hilarious! 😂 your toooo true humor makes my day!❤

  • @saintamerican6105
    @saintamerican6105 Před 17 dny +3

    Shld us sahm’s laugh or just laugh? Cuz tiktok really be clowning us like we dont have the BEST job in the world 🙏

    • @D_McGeezacks
      @D_McGeezacks Před 3 dny

      It's just icky to women who live outside of that because of the stereotype that husbands treat tradwives like chattel and don't appreciate them. If your husband loves, respects and values your contributions to your home and to your lives it's a beautiful thing.

  • @sterlingsamson9104
    @sterlingsamson9104 Před 4 dny

    The quote about the government was spot on.

  • @fanamatakecick97
    @fanamatakecick97 Před 2 dny

    This was absolutely comedy GOLD!

  • @Tigrinnaful
    @Tigrinnaful Před 21 dnem +3

    Haha the psychotic smile to the camera while chopping 😂😂❤

  • @tristybrooke33
    @tristybrooke33 Před 23 dny +27

    Are you trying to bully that Nara Smith girl? She make wholesome content that should not be seen as threatening to other moms

    • @Nastasyashanti
      @Nastasyashanti Před 8 dny

      She makes content for incels dreaming of a model housewife. It is not directed to women who are sahm or want to stay at home. They watch cottagecore mostly and it is drastically different from 60-s inspired tradwife videos cause they actually show what they do in the yard, how they take care of cattle, grow vegetables, knit, fix their patio etc. On top of that they wear modest or comfortable clothes.

    • @angelbbkira
      @angelbbkira Před 8 dny +8

      People are threatened because they’re jealous

    • @nyty9578
      @nyty9578 Před 6 dny +3

      Theyre just mad because she is living a life that they cant have. Simple

  • @rayoftxsunshine
    @rayoftxsunshine Před dnem

    " My 92-month-old toddler" lmao that's real

  • @meancookie89
    @meancookie89 Před 8 dny

    We need more of these lol

  • @user-fj5sb6zl2v
    @user-fj5sb6zl2v Před 17 dny +28

    This screams jealousy to me 😂

    • @Nikky_Co
      @Nikky_Co Před 14 dny +9

      Just a tad bit 🤏🏾😅

    • @angelbbkira
      @angelbbkira Před 8 dny +4

      Right?? It’s screaming insecure

  • @katiealavie
    @katiealavie Před 24 dny +9

    You’re speaking too loud. Needs to be raspier and barely whispering.

  • @DeenanTheKemon1
    @DeenanTheKemon1 Před 8 minutami

    I love it. I saw a video of some lady claiming her child bugged her for a snack so she proceeded to spend what must have been over THREE HOURS making him some extravagant little homemade snack. My ONLY reaction was "that poor kid."

  • @KambyTales
    @KambyTales Před 5 dny

    😂😂😂 y'all! I love the Jokes I've been seeing on the lady. Harmless and fun

  • @jaimereynolds258
    @jaimereynolds258 Před 24 dny +3

    I cook and bake everything from scratch, because it is just better in every way lol

  • @ViktoriaEvans
    @ViktoriaEvans Před 25 dny +4

    This is what genius looks like 😂😂☠️

  • @jujubih9343
    @jujubih9343 Před 9 dny

    I love everything about this video 😂😂❤️

  • @irenes8689
    @irenes8689 Před 2 dny

    This right here 😂 it's perfect 👌🏽

  • @SS-DaVinci
    @SS-DaVinci Před 25 dny +11

    92 month....

  • @fulltrottlee
    @fulltrottlee Před 17 dny +17

    Why do y'all make fun of women for literally anything they do?
    Make kids homemade food? No that's wrong.
    Make kids processed food? That's also wrong
    Can we ever win?

    • @Dominique_99
      @Dominique_99 Před 13 dny +15

      That’s not really the point. It’s the way it’s portrayed on social media. Women spending hours making things from scratch in their beautiful homes in beautiful clothes with five beautiful children (who is looking after these kids while they cook for five hours) and not a hair out of place. That whip up gourmet food and have an unlimited budget. It’s not realistic for most people who are can’t afford most of it for starters.

    • @ashleyjones6888
      @ashleyjones6888 Před 12 dny +9

      ​@@Dominique_99I have five kids and I almost always cook from scratch. It doesn't take five hours AT ALL and my children are with me while I'm cooking. I include my children in what I am doing, nobody else needs to "look after" them. I don't understand what there is to make fun of? And yes, most people have a limited budget, myself included. Who cares? Do your best with what you have and be happy for people who have different things. This is all so petty.

    • @girlwhomustnotbenamed4139
      @girlwhomustnotbenamed4139 Před 11 dny

      ​​@@ashleyjones6888You're just making the person you answered to and the creator's point in several respects. Great that you always cook from scratch for 5 kids, you're so much bette​r than the rest of us. 🙄 Plus your kids being there with you is exactly the point - since they never are in these kinds of videos. The whole tradwife bs is insanely asinine on top of being totally unrealistic, and if you think this video is about bashing stay at home moms, you might want to work on your comprehension skills.

    • @v6valkyrie
      @v6valkyrie Před 9 dny +7

      @@ashleyjones6888Completely agree, lol it doesn’t even take Nara that long, it’s a made up number. Her recipes are ATTAINABLE. The jealousy is so messy to me. God forbid wanting to know the ingredients going into your food. It’s obvious Nara as well as other women do it because they LOVE it.

    • @ashleyjones6888
      @ashleyjones6888 Před 9 dny +6

      @@v6valkyrie yes!!! If someone doesn't feel the need to prioritize cooking everything from scratch that's FINE! But nobody needs to defend themselves by acting like cooking is this super difficult ninja skill that nobody can manage with kids to take care of. That's silly! I think people also don't realize that when we cook from scratch we do things in batches. Nobody makes one day's worth of peanut butter 🤦. We do it strategically so we can work smarter not harder. With batch cooking, repurposing and leftovers it's not hard at all. I couldn't care less how other people cook, I just don't understand all of this content aimed at mothers who like to cook for their families. It's not a good look.

  • @AxolotlWitch28
    @AxolotlWitch28 Před 10 dny +1

    The second i heard "My 92 month toddler" i immediately had to go to the calculator app to figure out that a 92 month toddler is a 7, almost 8 year old child.
    In case it's not obvious, i suck at math.