@@Woldmord Sod off mouth breather, use your context clues and keep your mouth shut. Nothing more rude than a dent-skull who does this. Inb4 "I was just asking a question :((" Again, use your context clues.
Best part is that we don't know if Rogal is completely bonkers and just hiding it behind ten fortification layers of stoicism, or if he's just trolling people.
@@swaghettimemeballs4420 Yeah... I think the answer be "both". Some moments his weird words seem completely serious, and others seem like he's just having fun at their expense. I think its kinda like DBZA Goku, who seems to alternate between being dumb, pretending to be dumb and being a genius (at fighting, usually).
@@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 the irony to your comment is Dorn is known as the the best duelist, if I am not mistaken, and second only to him is The Lion.
"Corgi's are funny, they have small legs" Note to self: Draw some art with Rogal Dorn and a Corgi. Edit: I love that even though its been two years and I was joking about drawing (fun fact: I'm shit at it) people still want me to do it.
Can we appreciate the fact that Rogal dorn decides to hide in a centurion suit and walk around the palace saying nothing for the same amount of time it took the world to evolve from Cavemen to modern day society?
Dorn is probably the only son that can give Emps this much legitimate sass and not be deleted. Intelligent enough to be a pain yet thick enough to either seemingly miss things or just miss them in pretend. Dorn doesn’t get mad, he doesn’t get frustrated, he just keeps going. The perfect foil to E’s shenanigans and mercifully did not commit to that Dornian heresy nonsense (can you imagine the frustrating levels of stubbornness?)
eeeh nah the emperor wouldn't do that to any of his kids and most people honestly, unless they are erally shitty people. otherwise he'd have evaporated the heavily homosexual strippers long ago.
I love how this goes from him delivering this raw ass line about the end of chaos due to slow starvation at the heat death of the universe to "can I still sit in your lap Father."
Timestamps for iconic lines: 0:11 "Yes, phallic individual. It is I, Rogal Dorn" 0:18 "I survived by being dead in pretend" 0:32 "Magic pain glove, tell me what I should do" 0:44 "I cannot fulfil that wish" 0:59 Magic Pain Glove Mk2 1:24 "I must prevent you from speaking of the wolves" 1:40 "THERE IS NO SUCH SAUCE PRODUCT" 1:50 "I am fortifying this position. The best defence is a good offence" 1:56 "I suspect he was high on narcotics" 2:01 "You forgot to sterilise your custodians, father" 2:07 "You smell as bad as mortarion's personal toilet chambers" 2:11 "GREETINGS, TRAITOR!" 2:55 "Serf! Bring me my tools, and 12,000 labourers!" 3:17 "Father, are you familiar with the expression 'you are what you eat'? Seeing as you are behaving like an ever growing pile of screaming psychic children" 3:38 "He is incredibly unknowledgeable, father" 4:10 "Corgis are funny. They have small legs"
While I do agree with the sour yet sweet flavor of a Pineapple, the reliable sweetness of an apple allows resolve to a weary traveler. In conclusion: While a Pineapple is a mighty fruit, the Apple is what holds it up
The bluntness and dismissiveness is perfect for very plainly stating that what you say is final and what anyone else wants is of no interest to you. When dealing with people in conversation, a scalpel like approach is good. Sometimes however you need a hammer not a scalpel.
Man so much about the IF's was retconned from Space Marine. At least they kept the pain glove. Every pyschotic killer needs to have access to an agony-sybian to, you know, unwind.
RIP to ITEHATTSD. 2013-2021. Gone too soon. F
Here to pay my respects to this monument of a character.
@@Woldmord Sod off mouth breather, use your context clues and keep your mouth shut.
Nothing more rude than a dent-skull who does this.
Inb4 "I was just asking a question :(("
Again, use your context clues.
@@Woldmord the dude who made the series now has a kid
Also GW said that fan works are banned
@@Woldmord np
@@FriezaSucks To be honest I thought this meant someone died. I was much more worried than what actually happened
No.
According to the Book of Judgement, you just violate 3 law with this single word
Yeeeeeeeesssss
yes.
Yess
No
"Once upon a time... I was me."
No.
@@Sereze001 Yes.
This is true
@@infinityzer054 the glove has spoken
*M A G I C* *P A I N* *G L O V E*
"I am fortifying this position"
".......WHY!?"
"The best offense is a good defense"
"That's not how it works!"
“No.”
"By being dead... In pretend"
A LEMON IS A MIGHTY FRUIT
My favorite...
It is but have you ever eaten a tangerine?
Would *YOU* like to try one?!
Without the Lemon, an ancient sea navy of Terra would have not had been as successful as it was. The Lemon truly is a mighty fruit.
I like to think it's a cumquat
Whoever voiced Rogal is doing the job of a god damned god.
@@blackdragons8011 It's not Neckbeardia, it's a voice actor named John Kramer. I know this because he is one of my oldest bros.
Yeeeesssssss
@@johndoe5432 Can confirm.
@@johndoe5432 I was wondering what Kramer was up to since the 00s.
@@johndoe5432
He gave me life. For this I am grateful.
It is downright impressive how Rogal can combine such a deadpan with such incredible levels of biting Sass.
*"Your services are no longer required"*
That glove just felt more pain than it could ever dish out
He’s talking to the hand that fell off, not the glove.
@@Tonatsi hes talking to both
They way he said that was perfect stone cold with a slight bit of disappointment.
No, gloves don't have a nervous system. It is an object, not a living being.
@@anaveragenightlordsfan this is why you don’t get invited to parties
Rogal Dorn's that weird kind of person where the stuff he says SEEMS completely insane, yet it DOES still make sense.
Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
Best part is that we don't know if Rogal is completely bonkers and just hiding it behind ten fortification layers of stoicism, or if he's just trolling people.
@@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 He most likely is, since he IS capable of being funny.
*I AM GO FAST* is a prime example of this.
@@swaghettimemeballs4420 Yeah... I think the answer be "both". Some moments his weird words seem completely serious, and others seem like he's just having fun at their expense.
I think its kinda like DBZA Goku, who seems to alternate between being dumb, pretending to be dumb and being a genius (at fighting, usually).
@@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 the irony to your comment is Dorn is known as the the best duelist, if I am not mistaken, and second only to him is The Lion.
"I am not excrement, father, Unless you have been keeping some.. TRUELY... FOWL secret about our conception from us."
No that was just pertarabo
@@lizadon0740 no that was Lorgar.
Prob Mortarion, it would explain the smell
@@lizadon0740 perturdrabo
“I survived by being dead” laughed my ass off
"In pretend."
"I am not a stripper - so I can save you father."
"Wat-"
Without context.. this is amazing
What did I do to deserve this fate? Sob.
@@thepoliticalgunnut8018 You forgot to neuter your Custodies father.
I was me...
-Rogal Dorn
In the dawn of the 31st Millennium, Vulcan existed
"Corgi's are funny, they have small legs"
Note to self: Draw some art with Rogal Dorn and a Corgi.
Edit: I love that even though its been two years and I was joking about drawing (fun fact: I'm shit at it) people still want me to do it.
Corgal Dorn
parker maisterra rule of thumb: he has to be saying “yey”
How's progress?
Sigispup
Draw Dorn _as_ a corgi.
I recently just found out that the "Magic Pain Glove" isn't just a random TTS joke item, but an action canon item.
THE GLOVE HAS SPOKEN .
Your services are no longer required
@@Sombra-lf6gm >:(
I want a shot of rogal dorn saying
*"That* is adorable, and I will defend it."
Bonus points if he says it in reference to a corgi.
Can we appreciate the fact that Rogal dorn decides to hide in a centurion suit and walk around the palace saying nothing for the same amount of time it took the world to evolve from
Cavemen to modern day society?
Indeed.
Hey your the before photo
@@thegodemperorofmankind7029 and you are a charlatan
@@manemperorofmankind8119 hmmm perhaps
@@manemperorofmankind8119 but at least I can walk
*There is no such sauce product.*
"I prefered it when you kept silent"
I wonder which video that one came from.
Me when op doesn't give sauce
When I go to the local grocery store and ask for Ragu:
Awww did someone steal your sweet roll?
Dorn is probably the only son that can give Emps this much legitimate sass and not be deleted. Intelligent enough to be a pain yet thick enough to either seemingly miss things or just miss them in pretend. Dorn doesn’t get mad, he doesn’t get frustrated, he just keeps going. The perfect foil to E’s shenanigans and mercifully did not commit to that Dornian heresy nonsense (can you imagine the frustrating levels of stubbornness?)
Oh he most definitely does get angry. Or, more or less, "slightly infuriated".
eeeh nah the emperor wouldn't do that to any of his kids and most people honestly, unless they are erally shitty people. otherwise he'd have evaporated the heavily homosexual strippers long ago.
I love how this goes from him delivering this raw ass line about the end of chaos due to slow starvation at the heat death of the universe to "can I still sit in your lap Father."
5/10
⭐⭐
"It was okay." -Rogal Dorn
That is probably the best and worst endorsement a Primarch can give to anything.
I shall help you , man-cat of phallus.
truly a descriptor has never been more apt.
Hehe 😂
"No." - Rogal Dorn, Praetorian of Terra. M42.263
Who else would love to have a treehouse built by Rogol Dorn?
I would.
A tree house built by Dorn is any other setting's global superpower Elven kingdom.
It's less a house more a palace
Have you ever watched KND?
I would.
He is, after all, the best treehouse architect in the galaxy.
“ I was something beyond furious” is one of my favorite lines from him.
I lose my shit every time he just HANDLES losing his hand and walks off indignant.
I absolutely love how casually and calm when he referred the custodians as phallic Individuals 😂
I nearly choked on my tongue I was laughing so hard.
A voice like butter.
A mind like ... butter.
Rogal Dorn proves that a man with absolutely no sense of comedy can be the funniest person in the room
I'm starting to lose count of how many times I've watched this. Someone needs to make more TTS Rogal Dorn compilations.
I am fortifying this comment.
My friend: how did you find out about this video?
Me: a revelation led me to it
Magic pain glove.
I am lost in this heretical comment section.
What should I do?
@@owenkasaboski6902
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"The glove has spoken."
"SERF. Bring me my tools ... and 12000 laborers."
I can never imagine Rogal without this smooth and deep growl.
I literally now can’t read a single quote from dorm in the heresy without hearing it in this voice.
Alt title: Big E trying to say something but Rogal intercepts every time
I cannot accept any other voice actor in any context for Rogal Dorn
"I survived, by being dead in pretend."
-Rogal dorn
"Yes. It is I, Rogal FECAL MATTER"
“Magic pain glove, tell me what to do”.
I am happy to know that in the 40k universe there are still corgi lovers
This is the canon version of rogal dorn no matter what games workshop says.
Well, yeh.
After all, he survived, by being dead.
"In pretend"
It's funny Megatron now sounds like Rogal Dorn now.
Great now I can't unhear Beast Wars Megatron speaking like Dorn.
@@mercenarygundam1487
I see this as an absolute win
@@mercenarygundam1487 same lol
Dang I was gonna reference megaton
No.
It left out when he learned the dark eldar bugged the palace. "I MUST REINSTALL THE PALACE!"
This isn’t as good without the emperor’s lines in addition to it. His sassback doesn’t sound as good without the emperor.
yeh, you miss a lot without: SOB
"I am fortifying this position"
A revelation led to me to it.
“A Lemon is a mighty fruit…… My favourite.” Every time I see a lemon now I hear Rogals voice.
"A lemon is a mighty fruit" - Rogal Dorn
Timestamps for iconic lines:
0:11 "Yes, phallic individual. It is I, Rogal Dorn"
0:18 "I survived by being dead in pretend"
0:32 "Magic pain glove, tell me what I should do"
0:44 "I cannot fulfil that wish"
0:59 Magic Pain Glove Mk2
1:24 "I must prevent you from speaking of the wolves"
1:40 "THERE IS NO SUCH SAUCE PRODUCT"
1:50 "I am fortifying this position. The best defence is a good offence"
1:56 "I suspect he was high on narcotics"
2:01 "You forgot to sterilise your custodians, father"
2:07 "You smell as bad as mortarion's personal toilet chambers"
2:11 "GREETINGS, TRAITOR!"
2:55 "Serf! Bring me my tools, and 12,000 labourers!"
3:17 "Father, are you familiar with the expression 'you are what you eat'? Seeing as you are behaving like an ever growing pile of screaming psychic children"
3:38 "He is incredibly unknowledgeable, father"
4:10 "Corgis are funny. They have small legs"
I feel Rogal and Drax would get along swimmingly
Rogal is a *way* more intelligent. Don't know if the same kind of autism will be enough for them.
@@MrCommandor1998 yeeesssss
Black templars are basically a near legion sized chapter of Draxes.
@@thepoliticalgunnut8018 pretty much lol
T H E R E I S N O S U C H S A U C E P R O D U C T .
The best thing about Rogal Dorn in tts is that he says such silly things but completely seriously
The relationship between rogal and Big E is basically my little vrother and i.
*"All hail the Magic glove!! ULULULULULULU!!!"*
~ Imperial Fists Legion
Dorns speach to Magnus is fantastic
Me supporting the community from GW Supporters
"I am Fortifying this Position"
"It was CRINGE, FATHER."
4:10 we need a meme of this
This is my head-cannon for his voice and it always will be.
This sounds like a continuous story by a person who gets really easily distracted
Rogal is my spirit animal.
This is why I'm a Imperial Fists fanboy.
"A lemon is a mighty fruit!" -Cave Johnson 🍋
I. AM. ADORABLE.
Adornable
*cocks shotgun*
Cover your ears, boy.
Lord adorable
"I too like to go fast father"
I love rogals way of saying no.
Reality is funny
"...Mancat of Phallus."
"E-"
While the natural bitterness of a lemon is a strong natural defense the pineapple is infact the mightiest fruit
"I disagree."
While I do agree with the sour yet sweet flavor of a Pineapple, the reliable sweetness of an apple allows resolve to a weary traveler.
In conclusion: While a Pineapple is a mighty fruit, the Apple is what holds it up
@@sophiaisbased9621 Noted
@@Dragonspirit223 No.
@@gregorgilbert6972 Yes
"It is I, Rogal Dorn"
Part 1 Dio now has competition-
Thank-you for making this. For it was exactly what I had been looking for.
Now if the Warhammer 40k got movie adaptation and there is dorn in there I cannot accept any other voice than this
"It is I, Rogal-Fecal matter does not have mental capacity."
I regularly mimic Rogal Dorn's dismissive "No."
The bluntness and dismissiveness is perfect for very plainly stating that what you say is final and what anyone else wants is of no interest to you. When dealing with people in conversation, a scalpel like approach is good. Sometimes however you need a hammer not a scalpel.
My friend's favourite character... and I recently got a sound pad to use...
*Cackles like The Deceiver*
iconic rogal dorn voice
i’d like to imagine rogal dorn keeps cutting everyone off just to speak his next line
"a lemon is a mighty fruit - My favorite"
I always get Beast Wars Megatron vibes with his voice.
I love that cut. "I'm not a stripper, so I can save you father"
"Wut?"
Super Anchors was born for this role
I love Rogal Dorn.
The hammer part is hilarious
"I survived ... By being dead, in pretend"
"My hand is currently hanging from my sleeve" - Rogal Dorn
I'm fortifying this position.
My God this would be amazing for a sound board
I'm trying to find the episode where the emperor gets his leg hit by a pipe
Episode 25, minute 5:50
@@nalzeck thanks
Anethestics required
Rogal Dorn is what Beast Wars Megatron if he's acting like Shockwave
When covid takes so long you start to recognize yourself in Rogal Dorn.
Man so much about the IF's was retconned from Space Marine. At least they kept the pain glove. Every pyschotic killer needs to have access to an agony-sybian to, you know, unwind.
"YeY" - Rogal Dorn
Bike
Once upon a time, I was me.
a "Revelation" led me to it. LMAO
We need an updated version
I’m gonna run out of space on my sound board with him alone
"A lemon is a mighty fruit."
Yes. This is me.
I'm sorry, the first two seconds of Dorn just silently standing there killed the fuck outta me