@@KillaCheeto56 I can see it now. The kids leave for school. Max runs into the kitchen. "Shit! Are the kids gone already?" Jae Jae: "Yeah. What's wrong?" Max: *puts yellow materia back in pocket* "Nothing...I'll get him later."
Suddenly a bunch of knights come out of nowhere and just beat the absolute shit out of the bullies. Nobody really knows what they're doing there, but they're there and damn they look cool.
Max's Kid: "Dad, why is my sister called Rose" Max: "it's because your mom loves Roses" Max's Kid: "That's pretty nice" Max: "it is pretty nice Marvel vs Capcom 2"
Ikr? I'm not usually hyped about babies and kids but seeing Max be all "I GET TO BE A GIRL DAD!" with such enthusiasm makes me emotional in a good way.
@@mychaeljones7526 again xD But yeah, JJ's face of horror and Max' OOPS shitface spoiled for some people BUT made the rest more keen to guess what was the gender, and like a true fighting game player, he made a special counter that set him straight up and cancelled his wrong combo.
Max: So, why is my child in trouble? Principal: Well, they got in a little fight after uttering an obscenity after defending a friend. Max: well, what did they say?? Principal: Get away from her, you bitch. Max:*tears of happiness*
Max's kid: "Dad why is my sister called Rose?" Max: "Because your mom loves roses" Max's kid "Did she name me as well?" Max: "Enough questions, Final Fantasy 7 Remake Episode 2"
I've never been so happy for someone I didn't meet irl to be having a child. After watching you for all these years it just hit different. I'm so hype for you dude
Just the thought of your kid being born close to evo. So that every year you guys can make it a family trip for her birthday is so adorable and perfect for you guys.
This is a historical moment in CZcams history. I’ve been watching Max since I started middle school and now I’m in my second year of college. That kid is one lucky fella to have a dad as cool as Max. Congrats guys and thank you Max for the years of amazing content ❤️❤️
Damn something about this wholesome content in the middle of all this shit happening in the world got me all teary eyed LOL Glad to have been subbed to you for a long ass time, congrats again
this is by far the best gender and name reveal every. everyone else being basic with balloons and smoke, these 2 make a game out of it and gift subs. absolute legends
"Dad how did I get my name?" "Well it all goes back to that one time on twitch my little Rollback netcode Christiansen EX plus Alpha Hyper fighting edition 2 Turbo"
Can't believe how fast life has moved. I can still remember waiting for assist me uploads and the red walls to that apartment. Jae working at the restaurant and you Mike and Simons slapping together bits in that jank kitchen. Congrats you two and best wishes to your beautiful little girl
She will be Kitana Kahn, Gill, and ARIA all rolled in one: she will be our Lady, Empress, and Savior of the FGC! I look forward to *EVO 2038: Ripley Fawn Christiansen vs. Harper Joy Wong!* (Already sounding better than SonicFox vs. Go1 already!) P.S. What will we refer to her as, “Ripley Dood”? “Ripley Doodette”? Or how about “RIPleanne TEAR”? (for her FGC/Twitch screen name)
@@williamcolon4070 Yes, I always loved Claire she's my favorite RE character, and I always felt for Ellie and her whole situation so I bonded hard with her, but I almost named my youngest Chloe because of LiS, since these are all characters I love and they have fairly common names I thought it would be a good fit, Oliver is from Ni No Kuni.
The Baby: *Kicks*
Max: So are you going to follow that up or are you going to just drop the combo.
Max: Ahhh, I still remember your first combo...
LK back to neutral.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The kid was doing Terry's Akira combo
LMAO
"the baby just kicked"
was it a light medium or heavy?
This needs to be top comment.
Gonna need the frame data on that.
Also was it a high mid or low
The baby's gonna special cancel into a E Honda headbutt through the birth canal
She'd be practicin tatsumakis crackshoots and R.E.D.'s in dat womb
And thus begins the legend of Sixtyeffpess Rollback Christiansen
Inb4 the name of the second child
Yes
The middle child is gonna be named Foryfiveeffpess DelayBased Christiansen
The younger childis gonna be named Thirtyeffpess GGPO Christiansen
Imagine if he had triplets, "Sho, Ryu, Ken. Time for school!"
That would be an amazing set of triplets!
More like “ROCK,KEN,STRYDER”😂
@@theemcree4522 what about Cloud, Tifa and Barrett? If they were all track stars, they’d be bombing run squad!
Fun Fact: Sho is actually the name of one of the main characters in the Captain Commando universe
Cmon, super, dragon and fist. time for dinner
I can’t believe max named his child “daigo parry”
Hypest name ever!!
Ah yes, Max's child. I remember the name. How can anyone forget. "Evo moment #37 Christiansen"
Middle name :Shoto
Daigo Barry to be more sublte
@@SuperPeterok I can't believe Max named his child Shota lover
"The baby just kicked!"
Yeah but was it a crouch forward kick or a crouch neutral kick? These are the important questions.
Either way she didn't block
She is going to punish the nurse's grab and not be born
IronGreek I just imagined the baby doing those awkward movements as you input for a finisher/fatality 😂
B R U T A L I T Y
Kid's gonna come out screaming ULTRAAA!!!!!
When Max turns the "So you want to date my daughter??? You must prove yourself... IN THIRD STRIKE!" joke real.
If he switches to KI, it’s *GAME OVER*
And on that day, that young man lost any chance at dating Max's daughter in two words.........."ULTRAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOO"
My surname is Cloud. As a teacher, the students have no clue how much I nerd it up when they call me Mr. Cloud due to my FF7 love
Lucky bastard
Is your kid finna be named strife?
@@danieloviedo2116 Should definitely lol. I've also thought about actual cloud names like Cirrus, Stratus, Nimbus, etc
@@TheCloudofWar that would actually be cool
@@TheCloudofWar I know nimbus is a type of cloud, but it also kinda sounds like an insult lmao
"I love you Dad."
"I love you too, *Rollback netcode* "
From this day forward Max will be The “Maximilian Daad”
And his Chatroom will officially be “Uncle Chat”
I second this notation
Let's make it happen
HOLD UP. NOT YET. Until Ripley arrives, he will still be known as Maximilian Dood. Don't jump the gun yet Doods.
@@williamcolon4070 Man there's gonna be so many donations once Ripley is born.
Ripley: "Dad! He won't stay out of my room!"
Max: "Doomrat, leave your sister alone!"
And he still would forget to assess Doomrat.
@@KillaCheeto56 I can see it now.
The kids leave for school.
Max runs into the kitchen. "Shit! Are the kids gone already?"
Jae Jae: "Yeah. What's wrong?"
Max: *puts yellow materia back in pocket* "Nothing...I'll get him later."
Then he goes to pick em up but Doomrat is in an after school club so he has to try to remember to assess Doomrat the next day
😂😂😂🤣
literally my siblings
when Max picks up his kid from school, his car will be blarring "I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE~~dududu"
He also played the song when picking up Jessica on there first date.
Sgt. Wolf lies O.O
I won a ticket for Iraq~~dududu🎶
@@Sgt-Wolf "come on! get in the car Marvel vs. Capcom 2!"
Tbh I woulda said Birthday Train.
Baby Cloud getting bullied at school and pulls out a summon materia to call in his buff friends
If Cloud Dood made friends with a boy named Zack, that would be scripted life.
Suddenly a bunch of knights come out of nowhere and just beat the absolute shit out of the bullies. Nobody really knows what they're doing there, but they're there and damn they look cool.
All he would have to do is whip out the buster sword START THE FANFARE EVERYONE
Kid Cloud will summon the Knights of the Dood (Max friends)
If Max wants to be anti bullying dad, he should name the child MVCI.
Max's Kid: "Dad, why is my sister called Rose"
Max: "it's because your mom loves Roses"
Max's Kid: "That's pretty nice"
Max: "it is pretty nice Marvel vs Capcom 2"
This one wins
JAJAJAJAJA
It should be Emviisi Rollback Cristiansen
Best comment award 🥇
"Now go get your brother Bloodborne, it's dinner time"
Girl: Alessa Thirdstrike Christiansen
Boy: Courtland Rollback Christiansen
In a few years, max vídeos Will be named
"Being a father: Hype & Rage"
He will be the boss his child rages against.
Being a father: Rage and Rage
His child will be the boss HE rages against. 😂
You win the comments today sir
Boss Rage: Ripley Christiansen
The fact that the chat voted "Rollback" higher than Cloud AND Tifa. TWICE
@Aaron9 you take that back...
@Aaron9
Lol
And then her name will be Ripley rollback
@Aaron9 ouch......i felt that
@Aaron9 first of all how dare you...
Ripley's not even born yet and she's already doing tatsus lmao
The shoto lineage be strong
She’s already beating the shit out of a damn xenomorph
Round 2
Max: the baby just kicked
Me(in my head): Tatsumaki
the skull boy She’ll be doing Scorpion Spears to a damn Xenomorph!
the skull boy okay *phew* I wasn’t the only one who thought Alien
Max talking about his Kid is the most ADORABLE SHIT EVER MAN. Like holy...
Ikr? I'm not usually hyped about babies and kids but seeing Max be all "I GET TO BE A GIRL DAD!" with such enthusiasm makes me emotional in a good way.
rosenrot234 Facts my dude. So wholesome :D
Yes this is so cute...I love their love.
If your child is a boy, call him Simmons
If your child is a girl, call her Steve
And if its born on the 21st, call them Kenny regardless of sex.
Shits fired lol
He's gonna name that kid Ken Masters, someone stop this madman.
Nah he gonna name him Rock Howard and that kid is gonna be a mega chad.
@@M0vess Stryder Hiryu
if only he wasn't ugly in sfv he might have
I hope he learns to throw fiery punches.
Max's kid is going to be born with a
Killer instinct
Like ARIA, she will be the Savior of Humanity! (or at the very least, the FGC)
*Mick Gordon metal intensifies*
@@williamcolon4070 my name is Aria actually
MrSpooky Spare Does the world rely on you? Do you drag them kicking and screaming into the future? Do you have them choose between EVOLVING or DYING?
To true bro
This kid gotta practice a lot: she kicked but didn't hit confirm.
I really hope it's ken. Bcs.. Yakno...
Lool
@@dendyfathony5512 yanko??
Lmao🤣
Absolutely stunned about how Max named his first child "Spawn"
The DOODspawn of the NetherRealm
Same lol
Max’s son: “dad how did you & mom come up with my name?”
Max: “let me tell you a story my little Ultra Hyper Combo”
the baby was doing combo's in jea jeas belly
He can just show him a VOD.....with chat......
I'm imagining him showing his little daughter Alien/Aliens when she asks him :P
HAHAHA XD
She will get excited yelling at them that her name is in the movie
Who wouldn't want to be called Sixtyeffpess Rollback Christainsen?
Siksdhi Evpias Christiansen?
Azero Tehiro Now this name sounds better! Sounds Arabic (no offense to the real ones), and very exotic!
After Elon Musk I ain't surprised anymore.
X æ a-xii would kill for that name
We could nickname her Roll. Short for rollback and lines up with Megaman.
Big brain time
Wow, idk if it's just my weird brain talking but Roll actually sounds like a cute name for a girl.
@@PepeOPT1 it is lol. Its nice name
Jeez. Judging by how sore JJ looked after that kick, you'd swear that child was trying a Tatsu.
Cloud Christiansen would be such a sick ass name
That is definitely a main character in an anime
Rock Christiansen has a good ring to it as well.
@@EGGravated
Terry:
*ROCK YOU!*
He'd be bullied the fuck out of in school.
What is cloud was a girl's name???
The reason everyone voted for the M names was because the initials could've been MVC (if the baby had a middle name)
TBF it's an understandable reason. Maybe s/he will be the one to bring MVC back.
It's a mahvel baby!
so if they were having a their name could've been miles vondoom christiansen
@@strawberrybankai12 Miles *VACUUMCLEANER* Christiansen
Edit: better name, Miles Vacuum-Cleaner Charles Christiansen... MvC3
Omg that's great
*the baby kicks*
Max: "Foot dive! Foot dive! Foot foot foot FOOT DIVE!!!!"
DOOM’S! GODDAUGHTER! DOESN’T! *_LOSE!_*
Weak kicks and strong kicks
Or dem triangles in the DBZ Budokai series
Lol
Baby: *Kicks*
Maximilian: wow It came up with a sneaky surprise attack at the start of the round !
Lmao
I'll be disappointed if the child's name isnt fulgore
Dead Freq damn, I had money for middle name on that one
It's Kena.
Shadow Jago
@@b7fernandezfrancoleone426
I can't breathe I'm laughing
I remember that younger guy then me got his name cause his dad really like Lagacy of Kain on the original playstation. You just never know.
My top 5 names for Max's lil girl
- Subzero
- God Rugal
- Violent Ken
- Ruby Weapon
- (Safer) Sephiroth
Leona
Jade
Juri
Ivy
I think I'll go with Violent Ken
Jae : _"the baby kicked"_
Max : *_¿Does it have armor frames?_*
Max: “the baby has a tatsu?”
Jae jae's face when Max says "is she doing ok" killed me 😂😂😂
JJ was so mad she bout to make him a couch lord
Yeah, we discussed that in chat so much and came to the conclusion he actually fucked up by revealing the gender.
His face when he messed up
It was at this moment Max knew he fucked up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mychaeljones7526 again xD
But yeah, JJ's face of horror and Max' OOPS shitface spoiled for some people BUT made the rest more keen to guess what was the gender, and like a true fighting game player, he made a special counter that set him straight up and cancelled his wrong combo.
...and the baby's kick was meant for Max, poor JJ
Chat guessed all the "M" names first because they were convinced that the middle name would start with "V"
Maria Victoria Christianson, the mahvel baby.
Marvel vs Capcom... i get it
ULTRA HYPER COMBO FINISH!
That makes sense with this chat room
"think with your brain not your heart" chat was doomed from the start
Ken Cloud Saibot Christiensen.... poor child
Imagine walking across the graduation stage as the school says "Ripley Rollback Christiansen" while your Mom & Dad are livestreaming to 15k+ people
Her full name is Ripley Rollback Sixty Fawns Per Second Christiansen.
I knew the kids first name would be “Tacos for Chat"
Rock howard christiansen
Que dijiste de mis tacos? I'm mexican
Max: So, why is my child in trouble?
Principal: Well, they got in a little fight after uttering an obscenity after defending a friend.
Max: well, what did they say??
Principal: Get away from her, you bitch.
Max:*tears of happiness*
Lol🤣
Max's kid: "Dad why is my sister called Rose?"
Max: "Because your mom loves roses"
Max's kid "Did she name me as well?"
Max: "Enough questions, Final Fantasy 7 Remake Episode 2"
ROLLBACK RIPLEY CHRISTIANSEN, PUT DOWN THAT CONTROLLER AND STOP PLAYING SMASH BROTHERS OR YOU"RE GROUNDED!
"But dad, I love fighting games"
Cries in MvC2
"You're not my daughter"
ROLLBACK RIPLEY CHRISTIANSEN, PICK* UP THAT CONTROLLER AND START* PLAYING SMASH BROTHERS OR YOU'RE GROUNDED!
There I fixed it for you.
@@murilokleine "Yeah... I'm your son..."
*Sixtyeffpess Rollback Christiansen*
Damn near spat my damn drink
"Near"
I was not as fortunate.
LOL same
Well, I did it now, thank you... lol
Man, I can't believe Rollback is almost 4 years old.
Man how time flies.
I was secretely hoping it would be "Hayden Christiansen".
"Rollback Netcode Christiansen" would have been hilarious tho
That name is so damn good.
What about Rone Christiansen?
(M)ichael (V)incent (C)hristiansen
@@NRobbi42 Now this is some big brain shit
R.N. - or Arin - for short
Ripley brings home a boy and Max's mouth opens to reveal a smaller, angry Max hissing at him.
Oh God I'm just picturing the alien guy from Men In Black 2 who had the tiny identical head on the super long neck XD...
Ripley: L-
Max: Aw she's about to say her first word.
Ripley: LET'S GO!!!!!!!!
Yep she's definitely Max's kid
I've never been so happy for someone I didn't meet irl to be having a child. After watching you for all these years it just hit different. I'm so hype for you dude
If she doesn't have blocks in her room that say "babality" then what's the point
Hahahaha
my son’s name is gonna be, “robocop”, and my daughter’s name will beeee... “colgate total”.
YES.
*Colgate Total Christansen*
Fulgore rollback Christiansen has a nice ring to it don't you think?
And the E on Fulgore is silent🤫
Just the thought of your kid being born close to evo. So that every year you guys can make it a family trip for her birthday is so adorable and perfect for you guys.
I can't be the only one calling them Rollback this whole time.
Not gonna lie, rollback would be a dope name
@@Kenoi_ I guess "Rollbacc" will have to be their street name instead.
Rollback Ripley it is.
If they end up having a boy now or in the future, the middle names _gotta_ be rollback.
Congratulations to the both of you! May more happy memories come!
The kid will forever be "Rollback" Christiansen to us, Max
Leon Christiansen will be DLC in June 2021.
Ok, but why do Max and JaeJae legitimately look like parents already
Because they were meant to be 👩❤️💋👨👨👩👧
Cuz they've raised Benny and chat all these years
@@ThatGuyCrush Well, one out of two successes isn't bad.
Joshua Kowbel Whoa, dood, you shouldn’t talk about Benny like thaaaaaat /s
Because they would already be
I actually saw this live: I still can't believe Max let the gender slip Early 😂
He let the gender slip a few streams back too😂
He let it slip a few weeks earlier as well by saying "she" on a stream as well.
"The name of the child is going to be Ripley... Believe it or not." :)
I congratulate you on your choice "Moment Thirty-Seven", that's a bold choice! Can't wait to meet him/her!
Max is about to do Touch of Death combos on all the guys who break his daughter's heart ON GOD!
He will do fatalities and brutalities left and right.
"Ripley, why is your dad mashing LP LP F LK HP?"
Nah but he sure as hell would teach her how to combo so she can do it herself
rosenrot234 Self-defense - FGC-style
16:30
Max: We are having...
Me: TWINS?!
Max: the ability to give 500 gift subs
Me: Oh...that's nice too!
Same here... lol!
LetsPlaySagaraStyle I thought the same thing.
As a father of twins, I was legit having flashbacks at that moment.
This is a historical moment in CZcams history. I’ve been watching Max since I started middle school and now I’m in my second year of college. That kid is one lucky fella to have a dad as cool as Max. Congrats guys and thank you Max for the years of amazing content ❤️❤️
Title of video: My 1st Child's Name Is...
Intro: LET"S GOOOOOOO!!!!
Baby: Borns*
Max: starts streaming after baby arrives home*
The Chat: “I would like to see the baby”
I can just imagine people spamming THE BABY and that's adorable
A friend of mine has twin girls. Their names are Nova and Ripley.
Your friend a Marvel _and_ Alien cultured fan?
Starcraft and Alien?
@@williamcolon4070 or maybe Metroid
Planet of the Apes?
Sebass Bruu That’s Ridley (with a D, not P)
Max: they don't know what I'm saying during my mic muted
Lip readers: -_-
Lol
Man, I'm so happy for Max, Rollback Netcode Christiansen is going to grow up as a great child.
I mean there is a man who named their daughter Aeris so Cloud seems okay
Somebody named their kid Sephiroth
Someone I responded to on Twitter named his daughter Yuna (even says her mom looks like the aforementioned summoner)
@@williamcolon4070 yuna is a pretty common name in japan.
Is that dad afraid of her being around sharp blades?
Imma name my kid Seifer 🤷🏻♀️😂
I thought they were going to say TWINS at the end lmao
Yo, same!
I was about to scream. Then I laughed when he revealed the gift subs.
Damn Max and his TROLLS XD
“Max you have trouble blurting out stuff” Well now we know how Ripley was conceived. 😂
I knew it was Ripley, cause for some reason I imagined Max's kid coming out of JJ like a Xenomorph lol
Still one C section away from that being true
I like thinking of Max looking at a Street Fighter selection screen while choosing the name of his child.
"SELECT YOUR NAME!"
"SELECT YOUR SUPER ART!"
Street Fighter 3 3rd strike announcer "Alright that's cool!
Max gonna train her daughter real good like Terry did Rock😁😅
Imagine in a few years we see the kid react to their parents using them as a gift sub game😂
But for real,congrats. Your great
"It was at this moment 7:57 that he knew... he eff'd up"
“Dad, why is my sister called Rose?”
“Because your mother loves roses.”
“Thanks dad.”
“No problem Marvel vs Capcom 2.”
Baby's first words :
"Capcom presents :"
That's great
Copied
Stolen.
Dammit Fat Yosh... This is too lazy, even for you.
There was one part where Max leaked the gender, JJ was so mad/disappointed
7:55 The Chat poll "Did Max F*ck Up?" killed me when this happened. LOL
Justin Greene I started dying on stream when I watched him screw it up
His attempt in recovering his comment was hilarious
I fucking lost it when that happened. He was so excited.
I kept thinking "It's gotta be Miles, Maria or Marlene. The initials of the child are gonna be MvC." I'm mildly disappointed.
The way JaeJae holds Max's arm is just the best and I'm having a really hard time trying not to feel envy of them
Damn something about this wholesome content in the middle of all this shit happening in the world got me all teary eyed LOL
Glad to have been subbed to you for a long ass time, congrats again
A little badass named after Ripley from Aliens WOULD be born in a crappy year. It's the ultimate "Screw you life I'M SHOWING UP ANYWAY!"
rosenrot234 Sigourney would be so proud :)
This was so beautiful. I'm so happy for you. Congrats to you both! I love seeing Max so excited. You'll both be amazing parents!
this is by far the best gender and name reveal every. everyone else being basic with balloons and smoke, these 2 make a game out of it and gift subs. absolute legends
"Dad how did I get my name?"
"Well it all goes back to that one time on twitch my little Rollback netcode Christiansen EX plus Alpha Hyper fighting edition 2 Turbo"
Name them "Let's Go!"
Let's go CZcams intro Christiansen
@@mitzi3262 demonitize capa christansen
NOW THIS IS THE CONTENT I NEED
Soon to be a family-friendly content on YT
*W H O L E S O M E*
Future Ripley: “THIS IS MY BRUTALITY!!!”
"Dad, why is my sister called Rose?"
"Your mom likes roses"
"What about me?"
"Enough with the questions, Bipson!"
Congrats Max and JaeJae! This kid is going to have a fun household in a very loving home.
She’s gonna be the DOODETTE-IEST of DOODS(ETTE)
The minute I saw the names, I literally said you're going with Ripley. I remember you saying that Alien is one of your all time favorite movies
Man I’ve been watching max for years and I’m happy that he’s bringing a child in the world especially with a creative name I’m happy for my guy💯
Can't believe how fast life has moved. I can still remember waiting for assist me uploads and the red walls to that apartment. Jae working at the restaurant and you Mike and Simons slapping together bits in that jank kitchen. Congrats you two and best wishes to your beautiful little girl
She will be Kitana Kahn, Gill, and ARIA all rolled in one: she will be our Lady, Empress, and Savior of the FGC!
I look forward to *EVO 2038: Ripley Fawn Christiansen vs. Harper Joy Wong!* (Already sounding better than SonicFox vs. Go1 already!)
P.S. What will we refer to her as, “Ripley Dood”? “Ripley Doodette”? Or how about “RIPleanne TEAR”? (for her FGC/Twitch screen name)
That Twitch name is clever. I love it.
Blu The Taken Thank you! :) Admittedly not 100% original (others thought it first), but I did some clever wording to the “and/&” part
Watch she's going to hate fighting games and gami g all together.
My daughters are named Claire and Ellie, if I ever have a boy he will definitely be named Oliver.....but rollback and Fulgore are both sick.
Yo, those are really nice names. Congrats, by the way!
Resident Evil/The Last of Us inspired?
@@williamcolon4070 Yes, I always loved Claire she's my favorite RE character, and I always felt for Ellie and her whole situation so I bonded hard with her, but I almost named my youngest Chloe because of LiS, since these are all characters I love and they have fairly common names I thought it would be a good fit, Oliver is from Ni No Kuni.
Sunny Burrito You are a real one, your daughters should be proud and vice-versa 🙂
This is so adorable, you two look so happy :'). I'm so happy for you guys.
Spoilers:
The most important question is: WHEN WILL SHE SEE THE MOVIE?!?!?!?
If there’s ever another Anniversary Edition, that will be her birthday gift
When she's old enough. I'd estimate at around 12-14 years old, just to be safe. (but that's just me)
True
I see max being the coolest dad ever. Who agrees?
Agree 100%
Of course he'll be. And its gonna be GREAT.
That requires surpassing Kenny. A tough battle indeed