Please enjoy the 'King Of Comedy' Bernard Manning in one of his very best shows! Don't forget to check out the remaining parts of the show in my videos!
I used to run the co op in wythenshawe im from Pakistan and went to the embassy club every weekend with my cousin and Bernard was an absolute gentleman and a legend . God bless my mate
He took the piss out of everyone no matter what colour if it is funny it's funny please don't be offended in any way it's differences between us people that turn ugly for no reason ❤
I know that Bernard was a Brilliant & Absolutely Hilarious comedian! I'm Asian and Love his jokes, he has me in stitches!! You DON'T get comedian's like him anymore! R.I.P to a Great man & Comedian.
Yes he was a fantastic comedy act and everyone loved him. My wife went to see him and when she came home.She told me she wanted to go to the toilet but didn't dare to go because everyone who left there seat during the act got the full on insults but that was just his style and in reality he was a nice guy. I am so glad you enjoyed him too.
Had the pleasure of seeing this great man on north pier at Blackpool many years ago, sadly never in his own Embassy club. I can say I cried laughing, true honest stand up, quick fire one liners, not like the rubbish we have today with an hour story ending in one slightly funny quip. Bernard was one of the greatest, thanks for the laughs big man, in the good old days, before this country of ours fell flat and lost its identity, I'm so glad I was born in the times that I was to appreciate this incredible talent!!
Bernard i met you you many times when you were on at the talk of the north that my dad Roy Mozley owed. You were brilliant true star on stage and off stage a true gentlemen. God Bless and never forgotten. John
absolute manchester legend me and my mates in the early 90s had so many great nights in the embassy club in harpurhey near moston a very rough part of manchester but what a fantastic night manning would give you sadly missed and never forgotten
remember him stood outside the embassy club on our way home to rochdale when we beat utd 5-1 88/89 all the city pippin there horns at him ....... top fella
@@DigitalDaffodil arrhhh bless you-!! for the deluded ,left-wing dictatorial ,bolshevic ,woke snowflake brigade have crawled out from their swamps and posted their usual juvenile ,boring comments about Bernard being racist !! clearly its YOU who isnt quite mentally right !!
@Jensen Di Mateo Hi Jensen. Not at all a Michael Mcintire fan. Bernard Manning was fine in his day for what really amounted to silly schoolboy jikes with swearing thrown in. Each to their own. Stay safe
As a Mancunian ( and lifelong Blues fan ) whose lived a long way from Manchester for nearly 40 years, think Bernard my best connection with the City I loved.
Bernard Manning was actually a really kind man. He quietly contributed to the local charities in his area plus paid for treatment for sick children. This only came out after he passed away. I believe he was of the Jewish faith as well, back in his family but I only heard this and cannot be sure.
@@matimus100This begs the question, why are you watching CZcams clips of a comic that you cannot stand? Too much time on your hands in Strangeways I can only suppose.
Saw the show where a babyfaced bloke was sitting having a drink. Bernard said "are those your milk teeth? The guy just burst out laughing!! A great comedian 🌟
Never fails to make me laugh, had a bar in Tenerife, the next bar played a Bernard Manning tape every night for 5 years, still laughed at the same jokes again and again.
Bernard bought me and my mate a pasty in greggs in the 90's. Used to see him with his bodyguards driving about in a big Cadillac. True manchester and comedy legend.
Tribute to bernard ,,,,,,,,BLACK FELLA WALKS INTO A BAR WI TH A PARROTT ON HIS SHOULDER,,,,,,,, BARMAN SAYS WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? PARROTT SAYS AFRICA,,,,,,, THERES FUCKIN MILLIONS OF EM RIP ,,BERBARD🏆
@@veraw1221 that "joke" is exactly why I don't like these types of comics, I really dislike racism, and actually for me the best comedy is where the comedian aims upwards ie people in power etc ,not making minority communities the punchline.
I saw Bernard Manning 3 times... he was not racist; he joked about ALL races, including white people... his timing was PERFECT... he could teach the so called 'comedians' of today a few things... like how to be funny.
The absolute master of the put-down. Apparently he had Joan Rivers swearing blue murder because he just batted everything she said right back at her; she'd never had anyone do that before. My personal favourite was his take on Jimmy Tarbuck. "About as funny as a burning orphanage"
@@beatleswereblues Went to see Russell in 2009, left with my belly hurting, I can assure you he's a comedian. If you don't like somebody, don't watch them. I think Noel Fielding is as funny as a fart at a funeral, so I don't watch him.
Great guy,great comedian, we need humour like oxygen at the moment. Innocent laughs, take a joke as a joke or you'll lead a very sad life(as the great man once said) . True gentleman and family man with decent values.
Ees fucking boss im. Binman at back of Chinese chippy says to old Chinese women weres ye bin she says I've bin to Hong Kong he says no weres ye bin she says I've been to Hong Kong he says no weres ye wheelie bin replies I've Weeley bin to Hong Kong goes round to the front she she says wo u want boy he says boy am 48 ill have a chicken breast goes outside takes a bite and goes back in says a this chickens rubbery she says o fank u vely much
I ran into our local chemists . " asking through gritted teeth " ...... have you got anything for the shits ? ........ The pharmacist replied . No but have you tried " Boots's !? ...... I replied there No good the shit comes out the ...... " The lace -holes " ...... 😂😂
I'm unfortunately bunched into a group called 'millennials'. They seem to be chronically offended in regard to absolutely everything that incorporates any sort of humour whatsoever. I wish I was this age around 30 years ago when people could actually have a laugh and enjoy comedy by the likes of Bernard Manning; what an icon. People today can't laugh unless a joke is 100% politically correct, adheres to health and safety standards, offers a compensation scheme in case it's not to your taste, and gives you a free lolly (sugar free, of course) if you still aren't happy with the overall experience of the joke. Absolute fucking pansies.
True legend, Crude, racist. blue. But what an entertainer, he was what comedy in the seventies was all about. Some of todays so called Funny men could learn a lot. In those days, if you were offended, you just didnt go to see him.
Amazing how many people come on here and say how unfunny Bernard was in a clip which is about 30/35 years old. How stupid is that? Then some call him a coward and refer to his 'yellow streak'. Well if you were brave enough to say that to his face (when he was living) he'd have shown you who the coward really was, after ripping you to shreds verbally. A real coward is someone who attacks the character of someone who cannot defend themselves.
So we can't criticise Hitler because he's also dead and can't defend himself? What an idiotic comment. People are entitled to their own opinion. If it isn't the same as yours then you'll have to just learn to deal with it.
@@ravenst11No, you are perfectly entitled to your opinion. Just as you are perfectly entitled to your sense of entitlement. Yet it is strange that you take the time to watch a lengthy clip of a comedian that you clearly cannot stand and then take the time to scream your view to the world. Too much time on your hands in prison I suppose.😢
What a Comedy Legend. So funny. I love the way Bernard reacted to the PC brigade. That they could kiss his Ass. He never wavered or changed his act. Good on him i say. R.I.P
Greengrocer and jeweller are moaning about shoplifters; "I had a box of fruit stolen today, that was 90 oranges" "Gee I feel a bit better now. I had a tray of rings swiped, but that was only 24 carats"
Great stuff. I still love to watch Bernard's performances here.I can always laugh at his banter,in this sad,disappointing, cruel PC world. Rest in Peace, sir. Hope I can meet you in Heaven.
People cry about racism without understanding that every single joke where he doesn't mention the nationality / race of the people involved, he's talking about English people.
The Embassy Club was owned by Bernard Manning, it was in his hometown of Manchester, England. He lived with his elderly mother who was bookkeeper at his club
went to the Vegas in Blackpool last year and the comedy was so funny, just like the 70s , what a hoot that night was, everyone was having fun and loved it
I used to run the co op in wythenshawe im from Pakistan and went to the embassy club every weekend with my cousin and Bernard was an absolute gentleman and a legend . God bless my mate
He took the piss out of everyone no matter what colour if it is funny it's funny please don't be offended in any way it's differences between us people that turn ugly for no reason ❤
Lovely story, proves racism is false . I am Irish and I hated him growing up fat bastard
Are you the guys that were there in the post becks Beckham night.
I'm irish and I also love him
Hasn't the funeral business been doing well lately....
THE greatest comedian off all time!!!! Sir Bernard ❤
Must be.
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Very funny man they can't stop us laughing
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I know that Bernard was a Brilliant & Absolutely Hilarious comedian! I'm Asian and Love his jokes, he has me in stitches!! You DON'T get comedian's like him anymore! R.I.P to a Great man & Comedian.
Thankfully you realise that the man tells jokes about every fucker, I’m a scouser and he tells jokes about Liverpool, I laugh my bollocks off at them.
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Cheaper gags
You're right. My mum's Italian and he did some Italian jokes - absolutely hilarious 😂
Yes he was a fantastic comedy act and everyone loved him.
My wife went to see him and when she came home.She told me she wanted to go to the toilet but didn't dare to go because everyone who left there seat during the act got the full on insults but that was just his style and in reality he was a nice guy.
I am so glad you enjoyed him too.
Bernard was bloody hilarious. A damn site more funny than the vast majority of so-called-comedians these days.
i worked a nightclub in the 80 s and Bernard was on for a hour and a half he had the punter's Crying with Laughter a Complete Genuine Funny Man
Had the pleasure of seeing this great man on north pier at Blackpool many years ago, sadly never in his own Embassy club. I can say I cried laughing, true honest stand up, quick fire one liners, not like the rubbish we have today with an hour story ending in one slightly funny quip. Bernard was one of the greatest, thanks for the laughs big man, in the good old days, before this country of ours fell flat and lost its identity, I'm so glad I was born in the times that I was to appreciate this incredible talent!!
what a pathetic comment
Now we have Nish Kumar. What the hell happened to British comedy
@@UniqueSundialsNish Kumar. As funny as aids in an orphanage
Bernard i met you you many times when you were on at the talk of the north that my dad Roy Mozley owed. You were brilliant true star on stage and off stage a true gentlemen. God Bless and never forgotten. John
Aside from the gags themselves,the delivery is stunning!! Timing is perfect,just a really funny guy.
Real comedy. Nobody cried, nobody died
R.I.P. Bernard. You were a class act - and much missed.
absolute manchester legend me and my mates in the early 90s had so many great nights in the embassy club in harpurhey near moston a very rough part of manchester but what a fantastic night manning would give you sadly missed and never forgotten
remember him stood outside the embassy club on our way home to rochdale when we beat utd 5-1 88/89 all the city pippin there horns at him ....... top fella
Love this guy. from a 33 year old middleton born now living in Australia. i will pass this on to my kids
Did you tell him that
Fantastic stuff
I saw Bernard live many times......he was perceptive, intelligent and very very kind........it was only an act.......he cared about people
Shame he was a massive racist 😢
Mentally, he wasn’t right bless him xx
@@DigitalDaffodilpack it in woman
@@JustDaniel6764 I have a large penis actually
@notafanofem pardon?
@@DigitalDaffodil arrhhh bless you-!! for the deluded ,left-wing dictatorial ,bolshevic ,woke snowflake brigade have crawled out from their swamps and posted their usual juvenile ,boring comments about Bernard being racist !! clearly its YOU who isnt quite mentally right !!
Best old school comedian they will ever be RIP my old pal
Brilliant comedic timing & what a relaxed style.✊
That Falklands gags gets me every time
Brings back reality...it's a long time I've had a smile on me face..
This is our people enjoying themselves
One of the best comics who ever graced the stage. Outstanding comic timing & delivery.
Don't make me laugh! Oh, on second thoughts, please do. Cos that man didn't
@Jensen Di Mateo Hi Jensen. Not at all a Michael Mcintire fan. Bernard Manning was fine in his day for what really amounted to silly schoolboy jikes with swearing thrown in.
Each to their own.
Stay safe
Will Murphy each to their own.
One of the best comedians of all time, back in those days when you could laugh at a joke without being called racist..🤣
Back to watch again on Bernard's birthday absolute legend
As a Mancunian ( and lifelong Blues fan ) whose lived a long way from Manchester for nearly 40 years, think Bernard my best connection with the City I loved.
Bernard Manning was actually a really kind man. He quietly contributed to the local charities in his area plus paid for treatment for sick children. This only came out after he passed away. I believe he was of the Jewish faith as well, back in his family but I only heard this and cannot be sure.
His delivery was second to none
Manning and chubby brown 2 of the best comics this country has ever produced. Bernard was a big influence on chubbs
But the difference was Bernard was funny.
One of my favourite all time comediens. Bernard Manning was all a stand up should be: bloody funny. Godbless you Bernard 👍
Disgraceful Childish language Disgraceful comment
@@matimus100This begs the question, why are you watching CZcams clips of a comic that you cannot stand?
Too much time on your hands in Strangeways I can only suppose.
Perfect. Love this man, he is a genius of comedy ........
absolutely fantastic , he was one of the best, he could bring a tear to a glass eye
Saw the show where a babyfaced bloke was sitting having a drink. Bernard said "are those your milk teeth? The guy just burst out laughing!! A great comedian 🌟
Or talk one to sleep 😂
Long live Bernard Manning Screw Political Correctness that is destroying the world.
we can't go upsetting our "guests can we" we've lost Pans People Legs & C/o and page three.
@@arfurchance10 WELL---THE LIST IS ENDLESS OLD PAL
Comments like that makes you look like the biggest snowflake in history.
RIP Bernard! I miss you and your fantastic humour!
He was a Christian joker
Never fails to make me laugh, had a bar in Tenerife, the next bar played a Bernard Manning tape every night for 5 years, still laughed at the same jokes again and again.
Did ya sellup or what?
Bernard bought me and my mate a pasty in greggs in the 90's. Used to see him with his bodyguards driving about in a big Cadillac. True manchester and comedy legend.
Great story. He used to come up to smiths in Rochdale and bought loads of pies. Sold em in his club.
Tribute to bernard ,,,,,,,,BLACK FELLA WALKS INTO A BAR WI TH A PARROTT ON HIS SHOULDER,,,,,,,,
BARMAN SAYS WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
PARROTT SAYS AFRICA,,,,,,, THERES FUCKIN MILLIONS OF EM
RIP ,,BERBARD🏆
@@veraw1221 that "joke" is exactly why I don't like these types of comics, I really dislike racism, and actually for me the best comedy is where the comedian aims upwards ie people in power etc ,not making minority communities the punchline.
Why would he need bodyguards? Was he likely to become the victim of an attack
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I saw Bernard Manning 3 times... he was not racist; he joked about ALL races, including white people... his timing was PERFECT...
he could teach the so called 'comedians' of today a few things... like how to be funny.
Racism aside, he's just not funny. We expect more from comedians these days, and his comedy doesn't stand the test of time.
Spot on mate. Bernard was top of his game. 😂 😂
@@ravenst11 Listen to this twat. Lonlier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert. 😊😊
@@ravenst11 YOU OBVIOSLY AREN'T AWARE, THAT YOUR SCULL HAS BEEN SCRAPED OUT, AND THE SNOWFLAKE CHIPBOARD INCERTED---A LOST CAUSE
I agree with raven, just not funny, definitely need a lot more than quick fire crap
Bernard at his best.
the the crocodile joke is a classic though
I'm absolutely howling 😂😂😂
Different times. Makes me laugh
YEAH, SHAME LAUGHING IS BANNED NOW, IN THIS NWO DYSTOPIAN NIGHTMARE
Wokey Ness on its way out....
Love this guys Jokes, 1 of the all time greats.
How long have you been in love with him
....and Ireland. He is loved here too.
Forgot how good he was! :-)
The absolute master of the put-down. Apparently he had Joan Rivers swearing blue murder because he just batted everything she said right back at her; she'd never had anyone do that before.
My personal favourite was his take on Jimmy Tarbuck. "About as funny as a burning orphanage"
Now that's funny!
Legend of the highest order when it came to Uk comedy Rip to the great man, Remember him on James 🐋 Whales Radio shows over the years
Brilliant !!!
best comedian ever period
I think in some ways Manning was the ultimate anti prejudice and revolutionary act going - beneath the surface.
Bernard Mannings life mattered
Quality comedy , quality comedian :)
He's Brilliant..i hate that people like Mcintrye and Russell Howard are considered 'Top Comedians' I hate this Generation and i'm only 22.
WELL SAID , YOU'RE A HONEST PERSON
You must have an IQ of 1 for that reply
Russel Howard is certainly no comedian
@@beatleswereblues and as for Michael McIntyre...........
@@beatleswereblues Went to see Russell in 2009, left with my belly hurting, I can assure you he's a comedian. If you don't like somebody, don't watch them. I think Noel Fielding is as funny as a fart at a funeral, so I don't watch him.
watched every manning video out there...the best comedian ever
The likes of which we will never see again.
Thank God..
he was quality. and a fellow mancunian
The Golden Days ❤ 🇬🇧
Best stand up comedian ever ,it was show business and absolutely class at that.
In the good old days of proper uncensored comedy ....PC destroyed humour in this country
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Great guy,great comedian, we need humour like oxygen at the moment. Innocent laughs, take a joke as a joke or you'll lead a very sad life(as the great man once said) . True gentleman and family man with decent values.
Every joke is hilarious! Its not about any subject actually, its called comedy, humour and great timing!
The very best, 👏👏
RIP big Man,Comedy genius!!!!!
Nonsense comment
A comedy legend!!
Quite simply the best
The good old days when you could call a spade a spade :-)
IS THAT ALL ?
While most other people were calling it a fookin' shovel.
Very good delivery
RIP Bernard, we won't see your like again mores the pity. To hell with PC !
Ees fucking boss im. Binman at back of Chinese chippy says to old Chinese women weres ye bin she says I've bin to Hong Kong he says no weres ye bin she says I've been to Hong Kong he says no weres ye wheelie bin replies I've Weeley bin to Hong Kong goes round to the front she she says wo u want boy he says boy am 48 ill have a chicken breast goes outside takes a bite and goes back in says a this chickens rubbery she says o fank u vely much
I saw Bernard a couple of times at his club in harpurhey. He was brutal if you had to go for a piss.
Bet he was What a funny Bloke he was RIP
A true legend.
I ran into our local chemists . " asking through gritted teeth " ...... have you got anything for the shits ? ........ The pharmacist replied . No but have you tried " Boots's !? ...... I replied there No good the shit comes out the ...... " The lace -holes " ...... 😂😂
best comedian ever
Agree, Chubby is false, Bernard was the guy next door
Without doubt 👍👍🇬🇧🤪
A great Manchester comedy talent and great comedian his like or talent will never be matched or equalled even after his passing RIP bernard manning
People today need to realise it's all fun... Then comics can go all out like Bernard here.
Crocodile joke: just the best!!
I'm unfortunately bunched into a group called 'millennials'. They seem to be chronically offended in regard to absolutely everything that incorporates any sort of humour whatsoever. I wish I was this age around 30 years ago when people could actually have a laugh and enjoy comedy by the likes of Bernard Manning; what an icon.
People today can't laugh unless a joke is 100% politically correct, adheres to health and safety standards, offers a compensation scheme in case it's not to your taste, and gives you a free lolly (sugar free, of course) if you still aren't happy with the overall experience of the joke.
Absolute fucking pansies.
Samuel Coffey is
@JCBAirmaster73 sums it up perfectly
It came up on my feed, I listened, I did not laugh, I left. This man was vile
Millions of people, hahahaha, now that's funny.
So are a lot of Lefty liberals. Swearing and being odious are not the same thing.
True legend, Crude, racist. blue. But what an entertainer, he was what comedy in the seventies was all about. Some of todays so called Funny men could learn a lot. In those days, if you were offended, you just didnt go to see him.
Amazing how many people come on here and say how unfunny Bernard was in a clip which is about 30/35 years old. How stupid is that? Then some call him a coward and refer to his 'yellow streak'. Well if you were brave enough to say that to his face (when he was living) he'd have shown you who the coward really was, after ripping you to shreds verbally. A real coward is someone who attacks the character of someone who cannot defend themselves.
tonyu49
Well said Tony.
So we can't criticise Hitler because he's also dead and can't defend himself? What an idiotic comment. People are entitled to their own opinion. If it isn't the same as yours then you'll have to just learn to deal with it.
@@ravenst11 You're a fool. German Kabaret lampooned Hitler all the time - until he came to power and banned it.
@@ravenst11No, you are perfectly entitled to your opinion. Just as you are perfectly entitled to your sense of entitlement. Yet it is strange that you take the time to watch a lengthy clip of a comedian that you clearly cannot stand and then take the time to scream your view to the world.
Too much time on your hands in prison I suppose.😢
Best comedian ever.
pure class,what more can i say.
Good old Bernard, put a smile on ya face with thoughs gags, hilarious excellent delivery, in the top league for sure. 👍
Political correctness has killed british comedy rip bernard
Political correctness has killed our country!!
Social media, whether it be Twatter Faecesbook or YawnTube....root of all evil.
@@darrengrimmer8541 More like slaughtered. Sad world we live in today.
@Mr Dub Crazy No its PC snowflake cunts who ruin everything.
@@Swaggerlot Why You Tube? your watching this greatest example of old FREE Britain aincha?
A true professional of his time 😂😂
R.I.P
What a Comedy Legend. So funny.
I love the way Bernard reacted to the PC brigade.
That they could kiss his Ass.
He never wavered or changed his act.
Good on him i say. R.I.P
Are you still in love with him ?
Greengrocer and jeweller are moaning about shoplifters; "I had a box of fruit stolen today, that was 90 oranges" "Gee I feel a bit better now. I had a tray of rings swiped, but that was only 24 carats"
BM Manc legend!
well said!
HE WAS VERY GOOD, IM STILL LAUGHING NOW , HE DID GIVE A TOSS, FUNNY IS FUNNY.....
ABSOLUTELY RON.
One of the best comedians ever
LONG LIVE THE MEMORIES OF THE 1970s
WHEN COMICS WERE REAL COMICS
Great stuff. I still love to watch Bernard's performances here.I can always laugh at his banter,in this sad,disappointing, cruel PC world. Rest in Peace, sir. Hope I can meet you in Heaven.
People cry about racism without understanding that every single joke where he doesn't mention the nationality / race of the people involved, he's talking about English people.
'I tell jokes. You never take a joke seriously'
Absolutely brilliant and hilarious 😂 couldn't stop laughing 😂 every one enjoying themselves ... those were the days 👍
Absolutely magnificent 😊
I remember Bernard, I laughed, he is a funny chap
I am glad he does not have to see the Africans tearing down the statues or defacing the monument to Churchill.
The Embassy Club was owned by Bernard Manning, it was in his hometown of Manchester, England.
He lived with his elderly mother who was bookkeeper at his club
I believe his son sold the club, he had no interest in it after his dad passed.
went to the Vegas in Blackpool last year and the comedy was so funny, just like the 70s , what a hoot that night was, everyone was having fun and loved it
They don't make 'em like this no more, fella!
The world seemed a better place back then no social media the world wasn’t full of people that are easily offended the world has gone soft
lloyd9710 mad I think
Bernard manning one of the best stand up comedians ever RiP Bernard manning.
Great
pure class
This is England!
GRRRRREAT !