Jason Xmas - The Cinema Snob
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- čas přidán 2. 08. 2024
- It's a Friday the 13th week, but it's also the holiday season! Luckily there's a 2014 Christmas themed fan film from Scared Stiff TV called Jason Xmas!
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Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
Title Card: Shaun Millington
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Yeah A New cinema Snob Episode with Loyd.
I forgot to say it earlier but it was because of this episode I bought the shirt. Seeing you wearing it helped me see how big the picture was on the shirt. Its also the most comfortable shirt I own and I'm still wearing it even with Christmas over.
This is one of the best Wood Rocket spoofs he's done so far!
Honestly I have a lot of respect for you, that you found both a Christmas and Bollywood Friday the 13th.
and an adult sized oneze of a cartoon character. Then again that probably says more about our society or maybe childhood obesity. Neither is very cheerful.
and the porno
and let's not forget, he had to watch them, from the beginning to the end (maybe even a few times
for better commentary xp ) and this is also a lot of sacrifice xD
When Santa first appeared here, I seriously got my hopes up that this would turn into a Friday the 13th/ Silent Night, Deadly Night crossover. Jason vs Ricky: On Christmas Garbage Day.
For a moment I thought this was an official film. Don't say that's not implausible considering some of the other films.
I want to see Jason vs Kevin McAllister!
Jason vs kevin mccallister: kevin goes to hell
Can we have a Donald Trump cameo in that one?
If it's the same Jason that was in this short that Snob reviewed, I bet Kevin McAllister would kick his ass.
Before Kevin gets killed show the hands on face expression!
@Mike Bleezy Nice.
.... I still wish that were a real movie, by the way. Angels With Filthy Souls.
I always wanted a Friday the 13th movie set in the middle of winter
"Uploaded 22 seconds ago"...already has one upvote and one downvote...people have strong opinions about Lloyd!
Im sure doug's cat probably got confused by whether he wanted to upvote or not so he somehow managed to vote both XD
@@lisuru5302 The cat's vote is both up and down until observed.
When Santa fell off the roof... I have to admit that it took me longer than it should have to realize it wasn't you editing in a scene from The Santa Clause.
Jason sees you when you're sleeping, spear pins you to the bed, he knows when you're awake, burys an axe in your face, he knows if you've been bad or good, you can't get away.
13 verses to follow, lol
Seeing jasons silhouette in the moon was funny and the fact he slaughtered all the elfs and sent them as presents...such a twisted idea it kind of worked
Jason vs. Leprechaun... someone make it happen.
That would be pretty fun.
Followed shortly by "Jason Xmen" where Jason returns from space after getting cloned and decides to fight some mutants.
A good consolation prize is Freddy vs. Jason vs. Snuggles from the old MAD TV show if you haven't seen it already.
Getting a dead elfs leg for a gift is better than getting Chuckys still living arm
3:18 This is the Jason theme when you're riding Yoshi
This comment is at least as funny as the review.
First the 1991 remake of The Terminator now this? I love how the Cinema Snob is doing Fan Films now. Now if he can cover the 2016 King Kong or Godzilla Battle Royale that be amazing.
That's my mock up poster! I made that for a Photoshop contest for a website.
www.deviantart.com/laneamania/art/Friday-the-13th-Part-2-Tease2-153172985
It sucks you used that one because I have revised edition where he's holding the hockey mask.
Rants From The Black Lodge Oh awesome!
This movie has more endings than Return of the King.
It's not the only Christmas themed movie to have that many endings. Check out The Christmas Brigade.
@@MrChaotic4 oh God the one that refused to end even when the main plot ended halfway through!
Well, now I'm inspired to write a Friday The 13th movie. I'll title it...
Jason vs. The Archies! It will be a hit!
It's basically been done... Have a binge watch of Riverdale Season 2
Llyond looks so much like my cat it still catches me by surprise sometimes.
Your can looks like a cat?
Lloyd is best cat.
I feel Kirk Cameron has something to do with this.
I snorted my drink out my nose laughing at that. Thank you
Fun fact: Kirk Cameron is in this movie. He plays the slasher villain he was always meant to be!
@@indumatipngtuber2790 Murdering everyone with swaddles and boiling them in fake hot chocolate.
@@Avarice666 But is he trying to make the dead bodies look like the skyline of Jerusalem?
This would make total sense.
What Jason really needed?
Casual Bongos.
For a second, I thought this filmed starred the "Cash Me Outside" girl.
How bout dat
"how bow dah!" I'd watch it. If she was horribly murdered of course.
I can't wait to see 'The Jason Clause 2:Jason takes the North Pole.
The Doug cameo oddly got me. I had to pause the video until I stopped laughing.
A winter Friday the 13th sounds really cool tbh. A lot could be done with a winter setting.
Well this is odd, this came out right when I'm writing my "Jason Kills the cast of Rise Of The Guardians" fanfiction for this December 13th..
juan ortiz I cant wait to read it
You're doing the lord's work.
@@Charlottedapup is it done?
It's nice that you're reviewing smaller fan films of stuff - that's really nifty!
Dude.. That's neat.. Spotlighting a fan film..
It was a mistake to give this "movie" a crash bandicoot esque soundtrack.
What no love for Friday the 13th vengeance or never hike alone? XD
@HKMH Dariani I thought it was a good love letter to every Friday fan. Plus I am looking forward to never hike alone in the snow xD ( Hey Brad There's your next idea if December has another Friday the 13th hahaha)
Watching this video is kind of a trippy experience for me. I had an uncle named Llew. He died on Christmas Eve 2013. RIP Uncle.
If he's doing Fan Films... can we get Freddy Vs. Ghostbusters?
We need a Lloyd Christmas review.
I would think there would be a parody with Jason for Christmas. "Miracle on Friday the 13th", or "Yes, Virginia there is a Jason".
Well he was right about Jason killing the elves. Also Its comforting to know that there is a Jason Christmas movie out there.
What was that bearded guy doing in Lloyd's house???
Lloyd's gotta keep some servants around to help him out, on account of not having opposable thumbs.
I'm more concerned about how Lloyd disappeared before my very eyes! That was amazing!
Well, with Lloyd I guess you can say, "the cats out of the bag". thank you. I be here all week.
Funny enough, I have fond childhood memories of staying up late one night a little before Christmas and watching Jason X on Sci-FI. Good times, terrible movies :)
Brad has the best cat ever.
The "in space no one can hear you celebrate the birth of our Lord" joke is what keeps me coming back to this review XD
There’s a couple Good fan-made Friday the 13th films. Check out “don’t hike alone”
*Never Hike Alone
Isn't that warning a little redundant? We've already been told not to Go in the Woods...ALONE! And hell, we're not even supposed to Go NEAR the Park.
Hell, Never Hike Alone even got Thom Mathews to reprise his role for a cameo at the end.
That was a good flick!
My dream: hey jason !! Catch me outside !!
Jason: stays silent .......
Jason walk away ......
I'm really surprised I'm not the only one who caught the resemblance.
I seriously thought that first victim was a boy!
God PLEASE more fan films ... there’s some ummmm interesting stuff out there ( to say the least ) lol
Jesus. I never got here this early before.
Anyway I am curious to see what in the fuck this is.
Edit: When I heard the name Scared Stiff Productions I thought this was going in another direction.
Haha! Fear boner.
So I guess this means we can expect you to review more Friday the 13th fan films in the future.
12:50 No longer filming in the apartment? The illusion has been shattered.
For a fan movie , this is pretty decent.
It really isnt
@@chancethefapper4528 but at the same time we have to remember there are still worse movies out there.
@@chancethefapper4528 For a Jason Christmas parody comedy it's great.
Well, that's a... very generous and nice thing for you to say.
"Are you excited?"
"...yeh"
10/10
1:27- I have seen Michael vs. Jason: Friday the 31st.
7:36- And my Santa Clause sense is tingling.
13:13- Why isn't Doug wearing his David Snowflakes jacket?
15:18- Take THAT, Nightmare Before Christmas.
This was a fun fan film
Edit: ending omfg yes!!!
Its going to be so sad when loyd passes I really love his random clips
Dude needs to review never hike alone.
That music makes it sound like, Jason is hunting Raj and rerun from what’s happening.
In space, no one can hear u celebrate the birth of our Lord!!!! That killed me!!! lol
Next year will see the end of Brad's Friday The 13th review series! Can't wait!
Also Nostalgia Critic appearance!
"Water" - Brad Jones 2019
Best Human Centipede quote.
hello lloyd. merry scratchmas.
I wish they'd called this film A Very Jason Xmas
3:04 “so still getting crap for the wall review?”
I was so spooped by this holiday slasher film that my skeleton popped out and I died! I am become skeleton as I write this!
But if u was a dead skellington.....
Then who was Santa?!
@@caseygibson7266 As it turns out, Santa was the phone all along!
So spoopy! 👻
@@sleepykitty8918 2apoopy4me.
Holy nuggets, fresh upload. Good timing!
That fucking song is the best thing my ears have ever had the pleasure of hearing.
it's obvious at 4:08 that's the same area Annie walks under in the beginning of the first movie, Blairstown, NJ.
It's a bold choice to shoot everything in extreme close-up.
I think they should've shot it on shiteo, though, for the authentic fan film experience! Lean into the cheese, guys! That's everyone's favorite part!
This is the kind of stuff I watch in the midst of a bad insomnia streak. Just terrible. Can’t wait to check it out!
@5:00 I'm kind of on board for this tuba-fart remix of the Jason theme.
Holy shit. That 1916 Friday the 13th is legit
Oh man if only the Friday the 13th fan film Never Hike Alone In the Snow was made just in time but alas we're going to have to wait
I can feel my Christmas Spirit rising! Nothing says Christmas like Slasher villains who save Christmas by giving children everywhere presents!
@brandon roberts Of course!
Merry Christmas&happy holidays to brad&his very beautiful Wife. 💖🎄😍🎁💖
That Jason sleighride moonshot is one of the funniest fucking things ive ever seen. Well the Randomness of it lol. We laughed the exact same way..hahahaha....
No going lie I thought this was a porno spoof but just a Christmas on Friday the 13th
WTF this is real?! Awesome!
"Low budget, probably shot over a weekend"
And you didn't make a tongue-in-cheek reference to any of the CA movies? tsk tsk.
Kirk Cameron vs Jason
Makes more sense than Sabrina and Riverdale sharing a universe
What luck. Out of all the places to be reincarnated, Jason happens to show up right by one of the bullies from when he was a kid.
Hey now.. Uncle Lou is an excellent lookout and he needs that window spot. His 180 degree field of vision keeps people safe.
Never hike alone was pretty damn good
Christmas themed Friday the 13th movie. I can't help but think you missed an opportunity here Snob, yanno... releasing this video tomorrow... Friday the 13th.
Hey by March you can catch up on all of supernatural!!
8:00 So when will Jason gain a few pounds, a beard and a Mrs. Claus?
9:33 Using a magic snow globe to be transported back to that moment?
13:00 I'd like think of a typical day at channel awesome studio to be like this
You look cute today Snob
Something I noticed in both the Friday the 13th 2009 and the Crazies 2010: Danielle Panabaker got killed from behind in both movies. The Ward also seemed to be a "get her from behind" death iirc, albeit that one was more ambiguous (for good reason, which I won't spoil). I wonder if that was just coincidence or if it was on purpose...
Jason and the Friday the 13th franchise can Fit into ANY Holiday! That is what makes it SO Slaughterific! 😈
Happy Friday the 13th during X-Mas Everyone!
Don't burn the onesie. I'll take it!
the Santa Clause I bet they're really regretting that decision
hey Snob - i know you're never short of suggestions when it comes to bad movies but, when i was a kid i used to be a big fan of Archie comics. One day while browsing the shelves at Blockbuster i came across an Archie movie. It was a 1974 film called "Hot Times:A Hard Day for Archie". So of course i had to rent it and well... i like to think, that was the day i became a man(a very maladjusted, confused & deviant man). Maybe put it on your list for potential riffing material. Thanks Snob - love your work.
So he does share the studio with Nostalgia Critic!! I only recently began to watch Cinema Snob. So I was never really sure.
17 min review for a 30 min movie? You sir are the Kubrick of reviewers
Lol Solo
M'lord Binks what brings you to this far galaxy?
solo is actually real and not a fan made film, they just had to reshoot so much shit do to issues with directors so it basically was way more expensive than the money it did manage to make
Have you ever seen scream bloody murder or headless eyes or the disturbance. GREAT movies
That Olaf hoodie tho
It's not a hoodie it's a onesie.
He screams, for his mouth is full of critic...salty, salty critic.
CZcams
FRIDAY THE 13TH VENGEANCE
5:06 - 5:20 Maybe it is a sequel to Jason X. It is called Jason Xmas. Maybe the ‘mas’ is really the Spanish word ‘mas’, meaning ‘more’!
We’re doing fanfilms now? Omg do Freddy vs Ghostbusters!
Like Doug can judge anyone's stylistic choices after the Wall video.