So many quotables. "This claw right here? This can stop." "You want me to turn on the water so you can wonder what the heck it is?" "You're scaring me with your ingredients." Also that cat is the happiest cat ever. Thank you for doing the yeast research.
I freaked out too! I heard "1/3 cup" and screamed "NO!!!!!!!!". 😆 I felt a little overdramatic until I saw your comment and realized that it didn't only bother me.
“This is the only time you are allowed on the counter.” I just can’t stop laughing because we all know that’s not the case anymore. The damage is done. 😂🤣😂
I feel you on the no swearing as a kid. Even 'fart' was a bad word (we said 'toot'). The first time I said 'shit' was when I was a junior in high school! I was on stage in acting class... and it was soooooo obvious that I had never said it before. My teacher made me do that monologue over and over and over again... until it sounded natural. It was mortifying! Of course I swear like a sailor now.
Yeah, my mom grew up in a house where everyone swore in anger, so she never swore around me. And I started working in childcare around 13 or 14 and got used to clean talking for work. I don't think I started swearing until I was 17 or so, with friends. Swear like a sailor now as well because it's just for fun for me.
"Siri, set a delicious timer for 20 minutes, " Siri: Setting a timer for 20 mintues. Brandon: I said delicious timer, whatever.. 🥰🥰 I LOVE U BRANDON! 😘🥰😁
I’m super allergic too but we already had 4 when I found out. I also have asthma. We had another THREE come into our garden and never leave so now we have 7 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ super worth it tho, we just try to clean more and have a room I can go to without any cat hair so that helps too
I got so lucky with my allergies. I never had cats as a kid because my parents were against it. They're dog people. I adopted a cat this year and figured out that I was allergic that night but there was no way that I was taking Luca back. I started taking Claritin reditabs and stopped after a while. I have flare-ups every once in a while but for the most part I can love my cat allergy free! It's weird how some people can adapt and some people can't.
me still can't get past the part where he gets a notification and says "What, i'm having cat time with my *Cat raises it's tell towards his face* Hi, cat" me dies of laughter yes I know it's a weird thing to laugh at but it was funny to me 0:08 that's when it starts somewhat
@@sineadomalley2584 How dare you! Get your facts straight before you start trying to "Shame" anyone! Trimming the tips of animal claws, DOES NOT hurt them at all and actually benefits them by promoting healthy nail growth. Does it hurt when you trim or file your own nails? Exactly! So it looks like YOU are the one being shamed! 🤘😎🤘
@@sarahk2209 woman,there is no need to shout. I could get very upset. I am a very sensitive person,who would never ever trim my cats claws. And by the my cats are all rescues.
In the middle of a meltdown due to feeling insecure and this video really helped take my mind off of things and allowed me to clear my head, so thank you so much you help so many people. Love you Brandon keep up the great work
2 things. Ur cat is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life and thank you so much for making all of our days brighter (ps I hope ur nipple is ok) 😂
no one: absolutely no one: brandon: so i'm gonna eat cat treats, and their gonna be delicious also brandon: yuck!! never try those brandone 2 seconds later: let's go get tacos
So I am 20 years your senior, old enough(technically) to be your Momma and I have to say that if I were, I could not be more proud of what you do!!! Dooder, you make folks smile when they are down, clean videos for anyone to see really....awesome work my friend, awesome work!!!
“Always frozen, never fresh”
“MY NIPPLE.” 😂
This is why he’s my one of my favorite CZcamsrs
Nipcicles
irk i couldn't breath
Sameeeeeee😂😂
He is my favorite youtuber
@@dixieritchie5917 Def hes so funny
I love his cat of peace,equity and joy 🤣😂
“i saw her eat a dust bunny.. shes good”
Kay lol
When!?
Oh ok I see it
3:19 timestamp
" she also eats toilet paper!"
“Is this safe? I don’t want my cat turning into a gluten free cat loaf”
leenie•lemon I have never laughed so hard at a comment lmao🤣😂
I literally died at that part of the video
Loved that moment
Cat loaf, dust bunnies, it reminds me of a webtoon called cat loaf adventures
haha i know i died laughing my parents were worried
I love that every time he bakes/cooks something before he heats it he says “ you’re gonna do great”
After starting to watch him I started to say the same thing without even knowing it
I love that saying
As I come to realize your right someone make a complation of it
400th like lol
Is that RJ in your pfp?
"Is this a good batch?"
"Oh your eyes are big"
idk why I find this so funny/cute but oml
Same!! I think it's cause it was a very real moment, like, totally unplanned 😂 I've seen my cat after a good whiff of nip, and yeah, BIG eyes!
Jess The Mess What does oml stand for!?
Oml means oh my lord
Well, hello Supernatural fandom!
When you smoke weed for the first time and your stoner friend asks "was it good? Oh your eyes are big"
"*WHOOO THAT'S MA NIPPLE*"
I can feel the pain
Scur oof
I literally screamed i laughed so hard
Cora Forrester lol
I took too long to throw a toy for my dog and she jumped up to grab it and bit my nipple through my padded bra 😖
she really did a number on his nipple
"ow my heart hurts...."
"from how much I LoVe YoU."
you are the best cat dad ever!!!!🐈
Scarlett X The Twilight Saga he said this AS I read this lol
Cat:*claws him*
*high pitch voice* ThAtS mY nIpPlE!
KIRISHIMA?!??
ALSO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY WEEB WATCHING THIS??!
@@osamumukiofficialvocaloidp8508 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
Ochako Uraraka YASSSSS WEEBS!!
@@osamumukiofficialvocaloidp8508 YASSSSSSS
Oh that one has a lot of weed I mean catnip
yessssss i heard that🤣
That’s what I thought 0-0
Im glad I'm not the only one who caught that
I think he said wheat not weed
@@amaliaadams6726 he said weed, sweetie.
“She’s my little princess”
*dumps an unknown amount of cat weed in*
If you don’t feed your kids weed are you even a good parent
@@livelifetothefullestyolo fair enough
Yes the idea of how high this cat will he is immaculate
Well she is a *high*ness. 😏
@@livelifetothefullestyolo 🤣🤣😂
“I’m not gonna chance it she’s my PrInCeSs” so cute 😂😭
He ment puurinses
@@laneynoir2822 Is that a Miraculous fan I see...
@@maddieeieio8012 I use to watch Miraculous Ladybug.
😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭 STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
@@maddieeieio8012 lollll
People :Do more cooking/baking videos!
Also people : Do more cat videos !
Brandon : What about baking with cat for my cat. *Gasp* Caaaattt
👌🏼
Tatiana Asaad 😂😂😂😂😂
815 likes in a week?!?! I got 3 in a week!
Omg this comment made me laugh way to hard🤣🤣
Get Autumn involved for MAXIMUM CUTNESS OVERLOAD!
"Always frozen, never fresh..."
-McDonald's 2019
Love you Brandon! 🥰
That's not true its fresh look it up
**Wendy’s has entered the chat**
Lara Middleton not everything u read online is true
TheSquishy1 yep
Chubby Pikachu HELL YEA
"OH THAT'S MY NIPPLE"
quote of the year
Brandon Farris
When he said wanna make sweet sweet treats i thought he was gonna say love instead of treats
😂😂😂
Same 😆😆😆
Jesus Christ loves everyone unconditionally including you and everyone else too ❤️💕🥰✝️✝️✝️
@@ellieclem9907 even hitler?
@@ellieclem9907 cool
So many quotables.
"This claw right here? This can stop."
"You want me to turn on the water so you can wonder what the heck it is?"
"You're scaring me with your ingredients."
Also that cat is the happiest cat ever. Thank you for doing the yeast research.
i read that as soon as he said "you're scaring me with your ingredients."
How about when he got the catnip and said “how much, an 8th?
"You're gonna do great!"
"aNd WhEn yOu'Re DoNe wItH tHe WaTeR... pReHeAt ThE oVeN"
As a person that bakes bread for a living I was literally GAGGING over the amount of yeast you put in there. I'm so glad you decided to start again.
I freaked out too! I heard "1/3 cup" and screamed "NO!!!!!!!!". 😆 I felt a little overdramatic until I saw your comment and realized that it didn't only bother me.
I figured it was badctoo.
That cat would've diarrhead to death probs. For context, for an entire batch of 50ish croissants, we only use 3 tablespoons of yeast.
Well when I was making bread by my self I put all of the yeast in the jar in the bread maker
Adam Atkinson did you only put yeast in the bread maker?
Brandon: *kisses butt* Butt kiss
Zelda: Hes getting weirder than me everyday.
Ugh.... I held down the thumb hoping the Facebook reacts would pop up....
@@lisasmiles3318 I did that once
Lmao. That is what makes Brandon Brandon.😂😂😂😂☠️
Is your pfp who I think it is
@@depresed_alcoholic3684 t a m..
“I don’t know what I’m doing, but it’s fun”
That’s my life motto
Brandon: “My cat would eat a thunderstorm if she could”
No one:
No one at all:
Me: “mine too.”
lol
I'd say mine too, but he's scared of popcorn bags so that's a no
Lol same tho my cats are so fat
My cat would NOT eat anything but her food cause she’s scared of everything
Those aren’t funny 😒
“This is the only time you are allowed on the counter.” I just can’t stop laughing because we all know that’s not the case anymore. The damage is done. 😂🤣😂
"Love you"
*muah*
"Butt kiss..."
-brandon 2019
Didn’t no one else noticed in the background the cat got terrified of the broom
brandon: “how much of the we- catnip?”
everybody felt that.
Brandon: EAT IT?!
kitty: ~does nothing at all~
Brandon:~eats it~
😂😂😂
I feel you on the no swearing as a kid. Even 'fart' was a bad word (we said 'toot'). The first time I said 'shit' was when I was a junior in high school! I was on stage in acting class... and it was soooooo obvious that I had never said it before. My teacher made me do that monologue over and over and over again... until it sounded natural. It was mortifying!
Of course I swear like a sailor now.
T Mart I swear like a sailor and I’m under 13
*it’s that damn phone*
I was swearing when i was 8..
Im christian
Im 11 and I cuss uwu
sandra lamb omg quirky me too
Yeah, my mom grew up in a house where everyone swore in anger, so she never swore around me. And I started working in childcare around 13 or 14 and got used to clean talking for work.
I don't think I started swearing until I was 17 or so, with friends. Swear like a sailor now as well because it's just for fun for me.
Hello fluffy furball of joy and peace and equality
-Brandon Farris 2019
Cool
Do you just wanna go get tacos?
This is a mood 😂
FYI, you about to start getting t-shirts that say “Fluffy furball of joy & peace & equality.”
he better wear them.
I love this one. She is your princess.
“I slaved away” lol
“Your gonna do great” I love that you say it. I started doing it. Lol
I laughed so hard when his cat is in the pan and he comes back and says what are u doing
My cat would eat a thunderstorm if she could---
Excellent training for kids.
They are like a field full of locusts 🤣
That is the best description of parenting ever. I always say it's like trying to herd cats, but the field of locusts is way more accurate. 😂
Hello sissy!
My cat will fight me for Mac and Cheese.
@@predatorkitten Field of Locusts is much more accurate. Because anyone can herd cats. Just open a can of tuna & start running.
Bread yeast and nutritional yeast definitely not the same 😂😂😂😂
Yeah. One is for leavening and one isnt. They are in the same family at least. 😂
TheJensenAdio and did you see how much yeast he put in there! I just died in laughter when I saw the 1/3 cup go in of just YEAST.
@@leximeyer9508 I know. I was dyinggggg 💀💀💀👻👻👻
nutritional yeast isn't activated, that's why us vegans eat so much of it
@@ana-teodoraanghel3423 exactly! Ingot a big ole tub of it in my pantry now!
“Do you just want to get tocos?”
Me as a cat parent of two cats 😂
My foodie cat that even likes grape tomatoes 'Heck Yes!'
“Love you...*kisses hind leg* butt kisssss”
"Siri, set a delicious timer for 20 minutes, " Siri: Setting a timer for 20 mintues. Brandon: I said delicious timer, whatever.. 🥰🥰
I LOVE U BRANDON! 😘🥰😁
0:03 fluffy furball of joy and peace and equality
"You just wanna go get tacos?" Lol she suddenly gets finicky over homemade cat treats.
I just came across your account and its 00:37 and I think I woke everyone up by laughing 😂😂
Welcome to the greatness lol
4:19 “How much of the *wWw-* CAT NIP”
BAHAHAHWJEKEKE HILARIOUS! HAS ME TEARING UP MAN
“oh know get that goober off”
im wheeezzzinnnggg😭😂
"Ah that one has a lot of wee- uh catnip." 😂
Time?
BlueTheWhiteWolf 6:54
"You just wanna get tacos?"
Me in my head:"yes plz" then realize I can't lol
iM hAvInG cAt tIMe wItH mY-
~King Brandon Farris of the Comedy House, August 27 2019
3:10 "gluten free cat loaf" lmaooo
3:12 *
0:03 might be the fastest I've ever broke down laughing to a video.
Lmao 😂 . Oh my nipple, in his girly voice!💜💜. She’s a baby kangaroo 🦘🤣🤣
"You just wanna go get tacos?"
Big mood
I thought the title said “baking my cat”
😂😂
I seen it as
"Baking a cat"
Lol😂
Same I was like 😵😳
Jesus Christ loves everyone unconditionally including you and everyone else too ❤️💕🥰✝️✝️✝️
6:00 “hold on sassy cat women” 😂😂
For once in his whole life he's actually not using Google translate
Catnip = Drugs
Believe me...
I have two cat’s
My grandma had a cat but she would give him catnip and he would run to his food dish and away from his catnip 😂😂😂😂
“Wow that one has a lot of wee- catnip” 🤣
Lol you icon says it all
“Cattttt where did you go”😂😭
Aw that’s my niple
That was so funny
I am crying of laughter
I started wheezing 😂😂
CZcamsr: “hey g-”
Brandon, in pain because of Zelda: “*gasps* oH tHaTs My nIpPlE-“
3:32 who saw the cat jump 😂
“Do you just wanna go get tacos?”
Me every time I make food
I'm jealous of how close you can get to your cat. I'm allergic to cat and dog hair. But I'm willing to suffer for love 😂
I’m super allergic too but we already had 4 when I found out. I also have asthma. We had another THREE come into our garden and never leave so now we have 7 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ super worth it tho, we just try to clean more and have a room I can go to without any cat hair so that helps too
How about a hypoallergenic cat or dog? I have a goldendoodle and he doesn't shed! 👍🏾
I got so lucky with my allergies. I never had cats as a kid because my parents were against it. They're dog people. I adopted a cat this year and figured out that I was allergic that night but there was no way that I was taking Luca back. I started taking Claritin reditabs and stopped after a while. I have flare-ups every once in a while but for the most part I can love my cat allergy free! It's weird how some people can adapt and some people can't.
Allie Johnson I did the same thing with my pets. Specially my fluffy husky. Taking an allergy pill everyday was super helpful!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Brandon saying * Caaaat* is life 🤣🤣
me still can't get past the part where he gets a notification and says "What, i'm having cat time with my *Cat raises it's tell towards his face* Hi, cat" me dies of laughter yes I know it's a weird thing to laugh at but it was funny to me 0:08 that's when it starts somewhat
“Im having cat time with my-“
WHAT ELSE BRANDON WHAT WOULD YOU BE HAVING CAT TIME WITH? A DINOSAUR?
YES!🤣
💜💜💜
hi.....CAT
You don't have cat time with a.... Cheetah?
Diego Brando wants to know your location
I’m having cat time with my-
WELL WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU BE HAVING CAT TIME WITH??!! A LIZARD?!!
*big sigh*
Well.... Idk how old you are.... Sooooo, I will say this! He could definitely be having cat time with Gloria, instead of the caaaaat!
Cat Tizzoni 😂😂😂😭
@@cat_tizzoni exactly
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂☠️☠️
Cat Tizzoni Oh my god 😂😂
Butt kisses 😂😂 after what you said Zelda's been doing with all the farting and pooping? Your one brave guy 😂
'Oh DaS mY nIpPle' 'I don't even want to make you treats anymore' 😂 😂
I need to stop watching these at night, I’m so loud...
Brandon and Zelda, you 2 are too cute!! You might want to trim those kitty claws though lol! #SaveBrandon'sNips!
Lol #SaveBrandonsNips yess
They say now,that trimming your cat claws,is actually hurting them. So if u like a cat in pain. Shame on YOU
@@sineadomalley2584 How dare you! Get your facts straight before you start trying to "Shame" anyone! Trimming the tips of animal claws, DOES NOT hurt them at all and actually benefits them by promoting healthy nail growth. Does it hurt when you trim or file your own nails? Exactly! So it looks like YOU are the one being shamed! 🤘😎🤘
@@sarahk2209 woman,there is no need to shout. I could get very upset. I am a very sensitive person,who would never ever trim my cats claws. And by the my cats are all rescues.
@@sineadomalley2584 All my cats are rescues too woman and they love having their mani/pedi time. Go and find someone else to preach your crap to.
“My cat eats thunderstorms”- the most metal mental image
5:15
NYA! label 😂😂
"WOO- THAT'S MA NiPpLe!!-" Im wheezing
I’m so glad CZcams had this amazing man appear on my suggested feed. It has become my daily dose of life. Keep up the great work!
4:05 :
Struggling the Musical
“ oh that one has a lot of wee-
catnip “
“Cat feline woman lady” 😂
Love ya Brandon
I can’t watch from 0:41 without laughing 😂
“I’m not going to risk it, she’s my PRINCESSE”
At 3:19 that was the best part
Brandon: I’m gonna make some cat treats
Zelda: These are AWFUL
Brandon: Tastes the cat treat! Bleckh! 🐱🤮
Are the upstairs people that loud? At 3:48 I see a dust/orb thing float across the screen.
Its dust
2:13
Wut R u DoiN
In the middle of a meltdown due to feeling insecure and this video really helped take my mind off of things and allowed me to clear my head, so thank you so much you help so many people. Love you Brandon keep up the great work
Hi I love all your videos because the always make me laugh and are just lol
Zelda is getting bigger. Her a beautiful baby girl.
Yes, in my 30s. I love watching Brandon lose his mind and vent.
Note to self... dont watch brandon farris videos in bed, while the husband sleeps... the laughing wakes him up 🤣
3:32 his cat jumps in the back 😂😸
1:31 just watch the cats tail slowly just melt down
Haha, she really does not like them? Send them over, I'm sure my cats would love them. Your such a good father.
2 things. Ur cat is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life and thank you so much for making all of our days brighter (ps I hope ur nipple is ok) 😂
Oh boy! Brandon taught Zelda new tricks! I never let my cat on the countertop!
I love how careful he was with this one. Good Kitty Daddy.
Is no one gonna talk about the anomaly at 4:00 and the again when he thinks the cat lady is gonna say eat it????!!! Someone is with you there!
Made pizza today...looked in the oven and said..."You're gonna do great"
Did it do great?🤣🤣😂☠️
Lol 😊😂
2:38 the cat.. 😂😂😂
"She is a baby cangaroo".
Well then. You need to make her cangaroo treats. 🤪🤣
no one:
absolutely no one:
brandon: so i'm gonna eat cat treats, and their gonna be delicious
also brandon: yuck!! never try those
brandone 2 seconds later: let's go get tacos
"My cat would eat a thunderstorm if she could" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kelly, how could you let him eat one of those? Aren't you supposed to call Gloria to stop him? Aww, Kelly.
Kelly was asleep on the job..🤦🤦😂😂😂☠️
Brandon: watches a CZcams video for steps on something to do while making a CZcams video
The cat dad every cat deserves. ❤ Now I want tacos 😂
So I am 20 years your senior, old enough(technically) to be your Momma and I have to say that if I were, I could not be more proud of what you do!!!
Dooder, you make folks smile when they are down, clean videos for anyone to see really....awesome work my friend, awesome work!!!
She is such a beautiful
cat! I love that Brandon is a cat person.