Gort! These wenches art not loyal. I’d recommend visiting thine nearest laech for an examination! Mayhaps Anne hath given thee penal pestilence. A grim fate if so…
@@Mannydamon my good sir, there have been whispers that sir Kendrick of Lamar has already slain the dreaded owl winged Drake. I do not think we will see the Canadian wyrm raise again
Perhaps when we see the fall harvest brought in. He best stick to the midwife's ale till then. Wine is for lords, knights, artisans, comely maidens, and for serfs who *don't* dump their refuse out the window.
Hey Lady Anne! Have you recovered after Fergus has poisoned your food? He is in the dungeon Currently, His only source of entertainment is watching delightful streams I am Fergus's brother, Fergus II.
imagine martin luther streaming from hideing in Wartburg Castle after basically splitting the entire churche. And then just roeasting the Pope, who is also streaming at the same time
Gort really did rescue milord from the obliette, just in time for the Harvest golem's Actualization! Had to use some of the discarded crusade banners to finish the bindings, but our Serf of the year proved his worth yet again in the construction of the body! 🫚🫚🫚🫚🫚🫚🫚🫚🫚🫚 The wicker and bees shall flourish this year!
This channel is a gift. Also did not know that Gort had such quill game. Honestly might make him a shoo-in for SOTY for the next year. Granted we haven't heard Fergus' response and I heard Tumford might have some bars.
gort’s quill game is so slept on it must be a beauty
So sad, Lady Anne alone likes my quill but only when I use my special ink
You are a fake@@Gort_the_surf
@@Gort_the_surf hey gort
@@Gort_the_surf Gort they need to let you in the tavern.
Oh shittt
Fergus' yield shall never recover from this
Dare I say he's cooking something with his bard
Dare I confront, yet fergus had a better melody than him.
@idklifekbstick9979 For 'Ol Reality
@@idklifekbstick9979how dare thy agree with Fergus, his melody was not but a apple
@@idklifekbstick9979thoust are but a glazer
Bro wrote that with quill in one hand, crossbow in the other.
Underrated comment
I'LL TAKE A POTATO CHIP AND EAT IT!
I saw this under meet the grahams lmao 🤣 I get it
Sitting cross-armed with a crossbow
Your boss is a hoe, and suck balls also
Fergus weeping in the corner of his quarters at this very moment
Lady Anne was practically in my chamber upon the drop of this tune
Gort! These wenches art not loyal. I’d recommend visiting thine nearest laech for an examination! Mayhaps Anne hath given thee penal pestilence. A grim fate if so…
Do not forget your place Gort, lest you live to regret it. That's a Lady of the land you speak of.
spell serf correctly
@@ivhqmz He's just a copy of me, I'm the real one
Aren’t you married
Sir Kendrick of Lamar has been real quiet since this melody dropped
I hear Sir Kendrick of Lamar is going to be busy fighting a Drake.
@@Mannydamon I have heard that the drake has a penchant for underage maidens.
@@Mannydamon my good sir, there have been whispers that sir Kendrick of Lamar has already slain the dreaded owl winged Drake. I do not think we will see the Canadian wyrm raise again
@@emanuelmartinez7267good. That wyrm was hunting young maidens
@@badart3204 and his abandoned descendent I bet he uses ghost scribe.
“How did the quill not combust” 😂😂
Bars so fire they nearly burnt down the word smithy
Let my man Gort back into the tavern he deserves it ✊️
YEAH THIS MAN SPEAKETH THE TRUTH
As long as the crop yields dont falter!
@@Gort_the_surfIT’S GORT!!!
Perhaps when we see the fall harvest brought in. He best stick to the midwife's ale till then. Wine is for lords, knights, artisans, comely maidens, and for serfs who *don't* dump their refuse out the window.
He needs to pay off his tab he bought a round for everyone after winning SOTY remember?
amazing work on the diss melody drop
it's so over for fergus
omg hi azalii
hi!!!
Shut up
Fergus is quilling a beat so dastardly you may even call it heretical
you're the guy who makes fire beats right
"it made waves on the cobblestone" 🌊🔥
🤣
Gold around my neck but all my armor’s made of steel 🗣️ bars
Historically accurate wealth flex.
Gort is a true sleeper build. Won over Lady Anne, now he's winning over lady Eleanor
Acquiring thy lord's ladies one by one 🥶🥶
@@Brslld Soon to be. Sir Gort!
Serf Rizz
“My feature may end Gorts lineage” LMAO! The chat is always something else on these
Not only is gort literate, but he has bars too. What a wonderful serf to be indenturing.
My companions and I shall presently unleash a creation that shall scorch thy fields!
"maybe the pigeon got lost" underrated line
Dude this is an amazing series. I cant wait to see Fergus's response.
Started from the fields now we’re here
My maiden has left me to run to thou to england from france because of that diss melody. Truly inspiring
My peasants can truly forge🔥🔥🔥 (Edit-my court musician has been performing this brilliant inferno of a melody all morrow)
Legit🔥
the fact that more than one of these exists makes me so happy.
you should do full rp livestreams
“Yes please breakdown the enscription” 😂😂
This melody is quite my taste
Hey Lady Anne! Have you recovered after Fergus has poisoned your food? He is in the dungeon Currently, His only source of entertainment is watching delightful streams I am Fergus's brother, Fergus II.
Please continue sharing your incendiary content, us plebians are very much consuming these productions quite expeditiously
“it made waves on the cobblestone” 💀
Best yt shorts series to date
i hope Fergus achieves victory in this quarrel, lad donated his season's worth of turnips and has been ignored
Gort deserves to have his ban from the tavern lifted. His yield in life has increased tenfold.
Thy tune did set my concerteers' instruments ablaze🔥
These bars are thicker than my castle 🔥
Frergus is always such a heathen bro 😂😂
Idk why but I got all the lyrics from that diss melody completely memorized.
I like how people in the comments were like "we love gort" and the dude started including gort in everything and being nice to him
GORT IS SO BACK
PLEASE DO AN ACTUAL LIVE STREAM OF THIS
I cannot wait for fergus response on thee melody
I see thee cooking up some fireth sonnets! Keep up thy good work!
Finnegan the best crops analyst in the hills 😂😂😂
"How did the quil not combust when you wrote that"
imagine martin luther streaming from hideing in Wartburg Castle after basically splitting the entire churche. And then just roeasting the Pope, who is also streaming at the same time
How many turnips was that ghost writer
It was only Gort so maybe about 3
Thank me later. I'll be buying your premium subscription with the streams.
It's been half a fortnite and fergus still hasn't Scribed a melody
this shit is the best YT shorts out there !! keep it up !!
Why not live stream for real. Just watch your subscribers just absolutely go insane in chat.
Real people arent half as funny as these pre written characters the boys do everything right.
it's turnip, turnup
Fergus shall never recover from this melody
“If you want smoke then tell your vassal
I’m right here outside your castle”
Imagine a world we’re Fergus knew the song featured in thy streams
“Meet The Castles”-Fergus
Oh my goodness it's on Spotify, one will stream it like the river turns the wheel
Geeking of elixir is What i needed so much.TY so much continue with the disses.
Drake and Kendrick been real quiet after this went down 💯
Also ye underestimate my quill abilities
Gort really did rescue milord from the obliette, just in time for the Harvest golem's Actualization! Had to use some of the discarded crusade banners to finish the bindings, but our Serf of the year proved his worth yet again in the construction of the body!
🫚🫚🫚🫚🫚🫚🫚🫚🫚🫚
The wicker and bees shall flourish this year!
We NEED all these diss Melodie’s on some music platforms
“ Melodic Medieval Mockery”
This is Kendrick vs drake in medieval times
I heard the melody at my local tavern! the quill work on the tune is immaculate!
Sir Kanye of the West been real quite since this dropped
Anybody else just mindlessly look at the comments on the live, great short
I can’t get enough of this 😂😂😂😂 new best Chanel 👏
GORT GET BACK TO THE FEILDS
Y’all need to drop a full version
Fergus just a hater fr
This is extremely relaxing. I love the thought put into the comments and dialouge.
Gorts quill may be devilish but his mic skills are holy give him thy mic next verse🗣️🗣️
"Geeking off Elixir" sounds fire
go check out the short if you haven't
Keep these up please this has been the highlight of my morning lol
The lil glance down into “we’re waiting”.
You’re talented G.
The algorithm blessed me with this guy 😂
Fergus is truly undone after this one. May we pray that thy soul will rest peacefully
These will forever make me laugh I hope he never stops making them
Prince Sourdough is such a real one
the triskelion in the background! as soon as my grandma gives me birthday money im getting that shot tatted
More flames were added to this tune than a witches' burning 🔥 🔥🔥🥶🥶
Yo I loved the bar where Gort went “Trying to make a speech? Probably with multiple little children!”
This channel is a gift.
Also did not know that Gort had such quill game. Honestly might make him a shoo-in for SOTY for the next year. Granted we haven't heard Fergus' response and I heard Tumford might have some bars.
I need these songs on Spotify so I can listen while riding in my carriage
“at most major taverns” I LOST IT 😭😭😭
We need this to turn into a show
I'm so invested in this series
Spitting more fire than the sparrows in saint Olga’s burning of the village 🔥🔥🔥
These videos really are gems in between the rest of CZcams’s messed up algorithm. Keep up the good work, you guys are talented!
“See how the surfs work the ground” 🔥🔥🔥
i fucking love the universe u createed
You found such a great niche
Where has this content been!? It’s to good! 😂
Fergus is cooking something, I'm pretty sure his crossbow is loaded for you!
Send a pigeon when his melody arrives
Very clever and immaculate bars my lord
We bumping sklump in the wagon with one
Do make more fr
Thy double entendre contains many brilliant notions
That's the first time I've ever seen this man.This shi good bro im subscribed 😃
Ong that was kinda 🔥🔥🔥
I live for these shorts
I think that one catapulted over some of your craniums. Amazing
i can't believe we got medieval kendrick vs drake
“It made ways on the cobblestone “ 😭😭😭
Gotta have a longer version of this one. As I said Mi’lord loves these types of things, as do the fellow guards in the Garrison
Please never stop making these
Twas' a baller diss you had there sir
This medieval stream is great and love how the story continues