Michael Jones' proudest moment: AH story time

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  • čas přidán 6. 06. 2017
  • Michael tells the story of a young damsel in distress.
    Off Topic #6: • Off Topic: Ep. 6 - Mic...
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Komentáře • 286

  • @rayellis6852
    @rayellis6852 Před 6 lety +1062

    Yeah this girl sounds like a Michael Jones fan based solely on how she's talking

    • @stacyperson77
      @stacyperson77 Před 6 lety +96

      Ray Ellis girl from story checking in, can confirm.

    • @mineking57
      @mineking57 Před 6 lety +60

      Who else would say "beached turd" or "throwdown with my fecal matter", best quotes from the story right there.

    • @whitepaws60
      @whitepaws60 Před 5 lety +9

      Stacy Person You are a amazing story teller, it’s been a year and this story still kills me

    • @tribot9688
      @tribot9688 Před 5 lety

      Maybe she's commonly obsessed of having creampie with him. 0_O'

    • @gloomygloomstalker3878
      @gloomygloomstalker3878 Před 4 lety +4

      And Penguinz0

  • @Joulaaa
    @Joulaaa Před 7 lety +166

    "The fucking Aztecs probably saw it in their dreams."

  • @travishamel7594
    @travishamel7594 Před 6 lety +1089

    Saw the title and I thought it would be a dad story. Was disappointed in that capacity, but definitely not disappointed overall.

    • @inflightb4563
      @inflightb4563 Před 6 lety +6

      I though the same.

    • @MeeVivii
      @MeeVivii Před 6 lety +6

      Haha I thought so too.. but Once I watched it I fucking screamed because i know Fucking know Stacy And her telling me that story about her shitting at our Friend's house, I seriously didn't know she had posted it 😂😂😂

    • @mnbvcx66
      @mnbvcx66 Před 6 lety +4

      I mean, in a way, it IS a proud dad story..

    • @SeerWalker
      @SeerWalker Před 6 lety +1

      Travis Hamel spiritual father?

  • @stacyperson77
    @stacyperson77 Před 6 lety +2777

    Girl from story checking in - I cannot believe this. I'm famous at last
    Edit: the comments are great! I'm glad everyone seemed to enjoy it 😂

    • @youngdumbgamer5116
      @youngdumbgamer5116  Před 6 lety +318

      Stacy Person you do have a future in writing, I looked up the post, now it is forever stored with my favorite memes

    • @stacyperson77
      @stacyperson77 Před 6 lety +48

      YoungDumb Gamer Aha, thank you!

    • @echo12345ish
      @echo12345ish Před 6 lety +5

      Legit?

    • @stacyperson77
      @stacyperson77 Před 6 lety +36

      Yup! Reddit account that posted this is spacey_stacy, that's me!

    • @100thfail
      @100thfail Před 6 lety +89

      Michael's your fecal father.

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster Před 6 lety +143

    I sincerely hope that girl becomes a legit writer, because that was fucking legendary.

    • @stacyperson77
      @stacyperson77 Před 6 lety +18

      UltimaKeyMaster I will! I'm going to college to study creative writing :)

    • @lucasng4712
      @lucasng4712 Před 3 lety +4

      @@stacyperson77 Hows it going?

  • @codyjamison4714
    @codyjamison4714 Před 6 lety +437

    it not so much the grossness of the story that got me but whoever that girl is has an amazing knack for detail she should be an author

    • @stacyperson77
      @stacyperson77 Před 6 lety +30

      Cody Jamison aha thank you! I will be studying creative writing.

    • @HarriisMo
      @HarriisMo Před 6 lety +1

      Stacy Person hey I'm taking a course in creative writing great way to exercise my mind also I laughed so hard I cant even

  • @Shinkus
    @Shinkus Před 6 lety +108

    This was a post that Michaels time traveling daughter made

  • @twangypeppers4531
    @twangypeppers4531 Před 7 lety +137

    The Mayans probably predicted her

  • @Toneill029
    @Toneill029 Před 6 lety +79

    It takes someone with serious balls to post that on the Internet. Hats off to you Stacy for doing what so many people can't.

  • @karanicole8576
    @karanicole8576 Před 6 lety +373

    I like how his proudest moment is something other than his daughter that he helped create

    • @Regolith86
      @Regolith86 Před 6 lety +51

      This clip is from a year and a half ago. His daughter wasn't even conceived yet...

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 Před 6 lety +8

      To be fair, Off Topic #6 is from a couple of years ago.

  • @blazingnerd9838
    @blazingnerd9838 Před 6 lety +166

    At the Christmas Eve family get together I'm usually in charge of watching the little kids. Now this four year old girl had gone to the bathroom. She came out and went to me saying, "flush please?" So I went in. THE FOUR YEAR OLD CRAPPED A TURD AS LONG AS HER FRIGGIN LEG! I was taken by surprise. Lucky the turd was going into the hole. So I flushed it and asked to her, "how did you do that?" She just looked at me.

  • @135mikerules23
    @135mikerules23 Před 6 lety +106

    I feel sorry for anyone who's eating while watching this, unaware of the shitstorm to come.

    • @swiftuav3617
      @swiftuav3617 Před 6 lety +6

      Mike
      Literally...

    • @YakuModo
      @YakuModo Před 6 lety +1

      Oh HA HA very funny

    • @ericgsix4761
      @ericgsix4761 Před 6 lety +1

      I almost threw up I just finished eating a burrito, I feel like throwing up now remembering it !!!

  • @Bobbadelic
    @Bobbadelic Před 6 lety +74

    I'm proud of this woman to, this story is so well written it's hilarious

  • @spacetoastjam7656
    @spacetoastjam7656 Před 4 lety +7

    Piece of advice for anyone who is in this situation, if the bathroom has a sink and there is a nearby cup. You can fill the cup with hot water from the sink and pour it down the toilet, even if the house only has limited supply of hot water you don’t need to worry as no amount of feces will demand that you use a substantial amount that would be noticeable . Your feces will eventually break no matter how big it is. If there is no plunger or nearby sink, you can also use a trash bag by wrapping it around your hands and pushing the blockage down the toilet ( caution don’t do this with sharp nails ) once successfully flushed you can then grab the bag from the inside and turn in inside out. Leaving all the toilet filth from the toilet safely secured in the bag, once that’s done throw the toilet watered trash bag into the trash.

  • @taylorsheppard4891
    @taylorsheppard4891 Před 6 lety +45

    faecal matter throw down sounds like a hip hop album name

  • @mybrotherlikestochangemyna2132

    “I’m like her fecal father.” OH GOD- IM IN TEARS. I CANT STOP LAUGHING.

  • @sixuk902
    @sixuk902 Před 6 lety +282

    I want to marry that woman

    • @Tanjaaraus
      @Tanjaaraus Před 6 lety +49

      You better get a home with a hell of a plumbing system then!

    • @kaizerkeith2771
      @kaizerkeith2771 Před 6 lety +6

      Sounds like you're gonna need a Feguson Toilet!

    • @OzzyTheGiant
      @OzzyTheGiant Před 6 lety +4

      you need an industrial quality toilet!

    • @stacyperson77
      @stacyperson77 Před 6 lety +62

      Hey I'm the girl from the story! Hope you have good plumbing.

  • @FUCKOFFYOUTUBEWITHTHISBULLSHIT

    What is so hard for these people to just let Michael tell the fucking story

  • @Haptic_Sensation
    @Haptic_Sensation Před 4 lety +2

    The fucking Aztecs part got me.

  • @unklemichael
    @unklemichael Před 7 lety +519

    whoever gave this a thumbs down... you're ridiculous

    • @wackuma909
      @wackuma909 Před 7 lety +5

      Michael McCarthy you're

    • @lewish_
      @lewish_ Před 7 lety

      you must be fun at partys

    • @vuvek__1574
      @vuvek__1574 Před 7 lety +2

      Gethin Martin Grammar Nazi

    • @GigaDeezmwa
      @GigaDeezmwa Před 7 lety +2

      It's "you're" ridiculous, you silly goose.

    • @R3DMyst
      @R3DMyst Před 6 lety +4

      Lewis Hart; Parties*

  • @bigh99267
    @bigh99267 Před 5 lety +10

    I feel like this woman should join the writing team at RT, hilarious story aside she has a great style of writing

  • @drewbowden8549
    @drewbowden8549 Před 7 lety +355

    Story time with daddy johns

    • @QueerNoob
      @QueerNoob Před 6 lety +15

      johns?

    • @onedogpoopin623
      @onedogpoopin623 Před 6 lety +1

      Oh hey SheNoob

    • @QueerNoob
      @QueerNoob Před 6 lety +4

      hi :)

    • @snipers9390
      @snipers9390 Před 6 lety +1

      Oh shit, you've been recognized! Are you the real (soundsmith) SheNoob087?

    • @QueerNoob
      @QueerNoob Před 6 lety +2

      ... I mean you can just click my name to find that out, but yes.

  • @notexactlyrandom1070
    @notexactlyrandom1070 Před 4 lety +4

    Oh my God that was the best thing I've ever heard

  • @TheG119YT
    @TheG119YT Před rokem +1

    I remember first hearing about it when he talked about it in a Let’s Play.

  • @ChknKng
    @ChknKng Před 6 lety +4

    Came for office antics (and was mistaken but not disappointed), stayed for the post-credits scene.

  • @number1basilisk
    @number1basilisk Před 6 lety +7

    This is a top result for “meeting iris jones”

  • @anangrylumberjack1229
    @anangrylumberjack1229 Před 4 lety +4

    I’m a garbage man. If I find human shit on my glove from throwing out a bag I’m not gonna be too happy

  • @matthewrandell5055
    @matthewrandell5055 Před 5 lety +9

    It's so weird seeing Jeremy with hair now

  • @jamstar1
    @jamstar1 Před 6 lety +12

    I picked a bad time to watch this at a McDonald's Drive-Thru

  • @Poenitus92
    @Poenitus92 Před 6 lety +19

    Michael Jones: Poop Sensei

  • @ehodovic
    @ehodovic Před 6 lety +38

    I'm just having a good time with my Oreo Ice Cream

    • @arachnidgamer1676
      @arachnidgamer1676 Před 6 lety +4

      coffee ice cream for me... i try not to think what should not be thought

    • @ethanhirst7279
      @ethanhirst7279 Před 6 lety +2

      derMemory best ice cream on the planet

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Před 5 lety

      WHOO!
      Cookies & Cream is the Best!

  • @DreamsRDriven011
    @DreamsRDriven011 Před 4 lety +1

    Okay but Lindsay's hair looks amazing in this

  • @Memmyrabilia
    @Memmyrabilia Před 5 lety +1

    This is one of my favorite things

  • @masterof4elements826
    @masterof4elements826 Před 5 lety +3

    absolutely shocked this story didn't make me gag

  • @yuidrawsstuff6404
    @yuidrawsstuff6404 Před 6 lety +29

    Anyone on the toilet while watching?

  • @sciencelover2342
    @sciencelover2342 Před 6 lety +11

    Welp, Michael just called himself a shit father. 4:25

  • @LumeanTV
    @LumeanTV Před 6 lety

    Such a long time ago. I think I she'd a tear.

  • @Overthinker89
    @Overthinker89 Před 4 lety +2

    Such a good story

  • @happymonky123
    @happymonky123 Před 6 lety +6

    I'm crying

  • @KorenKorca
    @KorenKorca Před 4 lety +1

    I made the mistake of watching this right after I sat down and started eating dinner

  • @TylerFurrison
    @TylerFurrison Před 5 lety +1

    This isnt what I thought when I heard "saved me".

  • @SullySadface
    @SullySadface Před 6 lety +5

    God damnit vargas

  • @matthewletexier
    @matthewletexier Před 4 lety +1

    There goes my hero plays in the background when I hear this story

  • @beanboyo
    @beanboyo Před 6 lety +6

    Story is at 1:40

  • @An_Average_Idiot
    @An_Average_Idiot Před 4 lety

    And its moments like this that remind me I shouldn't eat when watching anything AH....

  • @dangernoodle8867
    @dangernoodle8867 Před 6 lety +7

    I have never laughed harder in my life

    • @stacyperson77
      @stacyperson77 Před 6 lety

      DANGER NOODLE glad you enjoyed my horror story! 😂

  • @Nightblade640
    @Nightblade640 Před 6 lety +7

    I had to punch my friends toilet to flush it too 😂 #MichaelJonesSavedMyLife

  • @chadmcfly1299
    @chadmcfly1299 Před 4 lety +1

    This has happened to me too. I wrapped my hand with a plastic bag and pushed the shit down the toilet. The plastic bag wasn’t much help.

  • @pwulfe7442
    @pwulfe7442 Před 4 lety +1

    The next Michael Jones. Hire her.

  • @PhoeniksStorm
    @PhoeniksStorm Před 4 lety +1

    She definitely knows how to tell a story

  • @Tomahawk00984
    @Tomahawk00984 Před 4 lety +1

    Stacy's a fucking god, and apparently Michael's her creator...

  • @danceman51trendscape
    @danceman51trendscape Před 5 lety +2

    So Iris knows how to make her dad proud if she watches this video right?

  • @jesterjacks3933
    @jesterjacks3933 Před 6 lety

    What a fucking mood...

  • @Jooru27
    @Jooru27 Před 6 lety

    "it was so big the fucking Aztec saw it in their dreams"

  • @GoddessKitten_
    @GoddessKitten_ Před 6 lety +1

    My name is Staci...I'm just laying here like 'Glad it wasn't me'...

  • @_DuxNet
    @_DuxNet Před 6 lety +74

    I'd love to meet this lady. She's wife material right there.

    • @stacyperson77
      @stacyperson77 Před 6 lety +6

      GiRTheDuck reading these comments about has been a highlight 😂

    • @_DuxNet
      @_DuxNet Před 6 lety +4

      Stacy Person Glad to hear it. As a 6ft3 guy who eats like a horse I myself have taken some massive shits so I can relate to this story.

    • @lucasng4712
      @lucasng4712 Před 3 lety

      cringe

  • @lukemacdermid2246
    @lukemacdermid2246 Před 3 lety

    Just clicked on this video thinking it was a proud daddy Michael video, 5 seconds in I realised it's "The Shit" video!

  • @P1K3L
    @P1K3L Před 5 lety +2

    Best ever

  • @deannarenee1582
    @deannarenee1582 Před 6 lety +195

    I know the girl from the story. It's 100% true.

  • @TheDillweed522
    @TheDillweed522 Před 4 lety +1

    Can relate

  • @metalabsynth
    @metalabsynth Před 6 lety

    I've done that before at work, but I had gloves and a towel

  • @luminaryprism75
    @luminaryprism75 Před 6 lety +1

    This woman is a hero

  • @thebeardedviking1713
    @thebeardedviking1713 Před 6 lety +1

    JEREMY SAID PUT IT IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

  • @09Santanico20
    @09Santanico20 Před 6 lety +1

    I feel like just listening to that story I got pink eye.

  • @DrakainaZero
    @DrakainaZero Před 6 lety +2

    Gavin would throw up if he heard this story

  • @wxhlf
    @wxhlf Před 5 lety +44

    is this the guy that voices max from campcamp?

  • @HighKingOfSkyrim37
    @HighKingOfSkyrim37 Před 4 lety

    Where I live green is recycling. Where I lived in California red was recycling. It definitely changes based on location.

  • @braelinholden7526
    @braelinholden7526 Před 4 lety

    The poop punch story omfg

  • @imasecretninja1679
    @imasecretninja1679 Před 6 lety +16

    I'm like her fecal father

  • @JackHP
    @JackHP Před 6 lety

    I dropped my phone laughed so hard

  • @RhaennFalls
    @RhaennFalls Před 6 lety

    0:51 "gave her gold for this shit" LOL

  • @mjtechnoviking44
    @mjtechnoviking44 Před 6 lety +4

    Prouder than the birth of his child

    • @DarthYodaJammin
      @DarthYodaJammin Před 6 lety +1

      mjtechnoviking44 Before his daughter was conceived.

  • @1TakoyakiStore
    @1TakoyakiStore Před 4 lety

    One The Border review: "This shit is astronomical!"
    -Stacy

  • @littlesnuggle529
    @littlesnuggle529 Před 6 lety +2

    I've had moments like this, and because of Michael's turd throw down story I didn't think twice and shamelessly punched my shit down the drain

  • @imaconfidntnoob
    @imaconfidntnoob Před 6 lety

    Literally why I have a motor in my toilet

  • @Mudcy
    @Mudcy Před 5 lety

    I was eating while drunk while watching this video. It was a mistake.

  • @TheSheldonian
    @TheSheldonian Před 6 lety +33

    I guess you can call this a real shit post

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 Před 5 lety

    Reminds me of Duke nukem forever when you grab a shit out of the toilet and he goes "Why. Am i doing this!?"
    And "No! Come on, no! This is disgusting!"

  • @metallicak5
    @metallicak5 Před 6 lety +42

    Wait! GIRLS POOP????

  • @hunterlee4412
    @hunterlee4412 Před 6 lety

    I've taken a shit like that before, clogged an industrial toilet

  • @darkblades1201
    @darkblades1201 Před 6 lety

    Holy Shit. That was a train wreck.

  • @SeerWalker
    @SeerWalker Před 6 lety

    what a fucking icon

  • @Mmatthew2528
    @Mmatthew2528 Před 6 lety +3

    Why was Gavin not on when he read this

  • @wishfuldentochoosensilver3923

    For anyone afraid to watch it’s not bad. People are saying they almost got sick watching but if you’ve seen Michaels poop punching story it’s no worse than that

  • @lancerllott5017
    @lancerllott5017 Před 6 lety

    Fecal father XD Also good; Doody Daddy, Poppa Poopy, Shit Sire!

  • @Spitfire_1940
    @Spitfire_1940 Před 6 lety

    My recycling is green

  • @iverkjellkken6569
    @iverkjellkken6569 Před rokem

    Moral of the story: Drink more water.

  • @JohnPaul_kun
    @JohnPaul_kun Před 4 lety

    Why why why why whyyyyy did i watch this now I can't get rid of this mental image i made in my head now feel so gross and amuse as well but still discussing

  • @eddieescobedo9975
    @eddieescobedo9975 Před 6 lety

    I was taking a shit while watching this

  • @qrow7215
    @qrow7215 Před 5 lety

    Oh how I wish Gavin were there. XD

  • @toobydooby
    @toobydooby Před 4 lety +1

    So many of the people under roosterteeth are so ungodly unfunny it drives me mad. You have Michael who is genuinly funny reading a post that was really funny in of itself and then lindsay the human pig in all her bloated pink glory does what she does best and spasticly talked over Michael trying to be funny and then the other equally bloated dude next to her who is so forgetable that i just cant be bothered to learn his name to also interrupt Michael just to say "11 out of 10 would poop again" what an absolutetly hilarious statement im crying and screaming with laughter god why cant people in this company not just let people have their moments and not constantly fight over the spotlight

  • @henrydevenport4122
    @henrydevenport4122 Před 6 lety

    I once sh*t in a Papa Johns and clogged the toilet with my football sided poop. I kept flushing and finally I plunged it down but a crack appears in the bottom of the toilet and water came out. I just ran out of there so the employees would have to fix the toilet

  • @GashPlague
    @GashPlague Před 3 lety

    Shame on her father for not teaching her about Poop Knives

  • @MastaChiefa99
    @MastaChiefa99 Před 6 lety +1

    Can someone link the thread?

  • @ExzoSSG
    @ExzoSSG Před 6 lety

    I would imagine that garbage can would have a terrible oder from baking in the sun with sweating shit inside it.

  • @stormrage2000
    @stormrage2000 Před 6 lety +1

    "Why did you eat on the border yesterday?" I laughed hard. Is it the country border?

  • @evanstrachan9996
    @evanstrachan9996 Před 5 lety

    I feel bad for the garbageman who has to dump that

  • @umplayful
    @umplayful Před 5 lety +2

    Its true. I was there. Im the poop.

  • @ibefullofme
    @ibefullofme Před 4 lety

    I've punched my own shit ngl, way easier than carrying it around in a shit fanny pack

  • @michaeljcaboose1152
    @michaeljcaboose1152 Před 4 lety

    Is that Jeremy WITH HAIR?