MANCHESTER UNITED IS DOOMED
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Like to revitalize the contract talks between rabiot and United
Why cause me more pain....
Edit: with this video, even tough its good content.
@@prypiatshadow6371 I’m not a Manchester United fan so this is pure gold
Conte and Tuchel passion is more passion than united and the staff combined
@@FireEditz2.0 heh
@@Aqabal i follow BMOnus strategy of supporting three teams in the prem, I chose Man U, Brentford, Leicester. Dont regret.
Nah it's fine now, we're going to have the best midfielder trio of all time: McFrabiot
Except for the fact that the deal fell through bc they couldn’t agree on wages 💀
Rabiot's mum wants too high wages, so this isn't happening
I thought it was Dividendinho
Best midfield since Xavi, Iniesta and Busquets.
@@connorwoodwards7668 United's title run relied on it 😔
Looking back, I feel Mourinho did miracles by winning the Europa League and finishing 2nd with more points than the champions Leicester on their previous season.
The tragic thing about Manchester United's first two games is that their only goal so far was an own goal by Mac Allister. Excellent vid, keep up the good work.
If they dont score against liverpool their august goal of the month will be an own goal.
@@yomyslime3368 They will have another attempt 27th of August.
Just realized they haven't scored. Own goals don't count
They must sign this kid Owen Gols on a permanent!!
This aged very well..lmao
And to think Ronaldo believed he had it bad at Juventus. Going back to Manchester is easily the worst mistake of his career. And also is the best thing that happend to united, as he saved them from ending next to everton
It's sad because he will always be remembered as a Man Utd legend but now everything is destroyed 😞
Without him they would’ve ended 6 or higher…he’s a bad thing for united
I wished he stayed at Madrid the whole contract he signed to 2022/2023 season
The ONLY reason I want UTD to win something is because of Ronaldo, the whole club can get relegated for all I care, I want it to, it would be soo funny. But I hope not for the sake of Ronaldo. Fuck UTD.
@@thechameleon2636 Wish my club had such a bad thing. A player that saved United from endind 3 in the UCL group behind Atalanta, a player that scored the 2 more goals against the Premier top 6 behind Moh Salah, a player that scored almost half of all his clubs goals in all competitions, that all by himself saved multiple games whit last minute screamers, that recieved 2 Premier League player of the month awards and that was in the Premier top XII of the season.
I feel like I was scammed into supporting this club as a child.
POV: You support Man Utd and Hajduk, and its not the early 2000s
🤣🤣😂😂
Saw your video on it bro! lol
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bro....im a bradford city fan.....yoi got 1st world problems
I feel sorry for the GOAT. He is stuck at United. I hope Maguire finds a transfer soon.
Edit: Sad to see ppl don't know Maguire is the real 🐐
Please take him 😭
since when did messi play in manchester united 🤔
when did messi play in man u
Messi plays with maguire?
@@parno.7467 HHAHAHAHA bro so funny got the whole chat laughing 😐
Imagine being one of the best players of all time and you have to play with man utd.....poor maguire
had us in the first half ngl
Poor Maguire has to play with finished players like Fred, McTominay and Ronaldo
Maguire is misunderstood. Being the best player of all time and alternate timelines, he has to play at 0.001% of his capabilities as no mere human could handle his true talent.
He's not that poor tough, he can pay off your house in 2 weeks while we need 30 years.
The whole Gegenpressing thing could work in any team.
Too bad United players are the experts at walking.
If United don't score in their match with Liverpool, then they will have to show Mac Allister's own goal as the goal of the month😂😂😂
Lmaooo
Relax fam, Lord Maguire will score a goal at the Liverpool game. Which end is that goal is anyone's guess. But hey, a goal is a goal.
Nah bro they're gonna have to show Ella Toone's chip against Germany and Alessia Russo's backheel against Sweden, they're the only players who make United look exceptional
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Well now we can show Sancho and Rashford goals. I am shocked Captain Slabhead got dropped.
This team needs to blow everything up. From players, to ownership, to coaching staff (besides Ten Hag). It’s clear they don’t have a vision or roster plan. Looking at this team as a fan, it resembles that of an Ultimate Team player who’s not good but has rich parents.
EDIT: Oh wow there's signs of life. Okay. That isn't saying much. -_-
@@connorsuehs1440 why, Arsenal and arteta are doing well, why kill him now?
@@connorsuehs1440 bro, arteta changed arsenal, he made us good again
@@whatsausername9149 what I meant is that we have to do something similar LIKE arsenal. My bad
better yet: parents who finance your game with mounting debt
@@connorsuehs1440 ye, you made it sound like we should get rid of arteta, but its np
Maqwell forgot to mention that Old Trafford is literally falling apart as well. A complete revamp is needed everywhere.
yea that's one of the key problems they have neglected the stadium so much it's at a state where it could genuinely be torn down and replaced with a new stadium
the Glazers would love for someone else to pay for a new stadium
Definitely, I've read news articles saying people have seen rats in the stadium.
@@kurtpunchesthings2411 lol ronaldo said this shit in his interview
Rangnick wanted a culture revamp, he said that United needed "10 players in, 10 players out" - but I guess it's always easier to shoot the messanger than implement any changes . . .
He realised Utd is a lost cause with the Glazers, so he dipped for Austria 🤣
Maqwell after 3-4 years
"Manchester United are back" when they win the championship
Maq can make one of his The Rise videos😂
Nah.
“Manchester United has officially died. Like Bury FC.”
@@CassiopeiaOnYT Bury are coming back soon
2-1🤣🤣🤣
I feel sorry for Lisandro Martinez because he's gonna get the blame on United's shit defence only for his height, without even considering he's the best defender in the team
3-1 against assna!! The non-invisibles???
Who is here after the Liverpool game? Lol thanks for jinxing it in our favour
The best comment ever
This aged greatly
Honestly as a United fan, I'd be happy to get into the conference league at this point.
dawg the worst thing that could happen to this team this season is making any sort of European competition. We need to get a kick in the ass and maybe ownership will realize how bad it is.
Well there is some good news
It is far from those gloomy days
How do you have a frontline of Ronaldo, Fernandes, Sancho and Rashford, with Eriksen as the midfield engine, and your only goal in two games is an own goal?
Ten Hag plays with a single pivot which is vulnerable to pressing. If Eriksen is marked out of the game, that front line isn't going to get service. Would love to see James Garner in a double pivot with Eriksen, with Fred or Sancho as the number 10, and Bruno on the bench until he learns not to waste chances.
This dude made fun of united only for united to beat Arsenals perfect unbeaten start in the season with united having a 4 game winstreak. He single handily jinxed his own club 🤣🤣
This aged well, very fucking welll
The first, and probably most harmful step (which still probably wont happen because they are still too good for that in the long run) would be relegation. The club needs a throw in the coldest of waters to see that without change they are not even good enough for the league anymore.
I don't think they'll get relegated but if they do then it might actually help. The Glazers leave the sinking ship after relegation, a new owner comes in, deals with financial issues and manages to get them back into the Premier League. I think United will eventually hover mostly around 6th-10 place and become an average team barely in the top half of the table. Will success return? Probably, but there's still many years before that.
I can’t see them actually getting relegated, bar some injury crisis or everyone just turning into cardboard cutouts mid match. Then again I never imaged Brentford putting 4 past them so who knows.
But unfortunately that may be what they need to wake up the board. Maybe not relegation but a mid table finish, way off the pace of the other “Top 6” clubs. Everton are in a similar spot where years of mismanagement finally culminated in them almost getting relegated last season. And with a fraction of the spending power and pull that United have, Everton have a long road ahead to get them back to midtable, let alone pushing for Europe.
@@zerofox641 funny thing is though the last time brentford beat united was the season that united also got relegated, not saying there's a 100% chance they get relegated but I feel like they're gonna finish between 17th and 11th
As a Liverpool fan that is depressed rn
i agree with you
edit: i hope we get a win against United and not go full 2020-21 again
Ok mr happy liverpool fan who is depressed
im a man U fan..... but believe me.... liverpool will win. If they don't........ I don't think they will be competing for the top position
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Just want to point out that Man Us top goal scorer this season is Mac Allister.
Hey, this aged well in a couple weeks.
As long as the current owners are there, Utd will continue this pattern of form.
Videos that didn’t age well for 300, Alex
You can't just gloss over the de Jong transfer saga in one sentence. It is too glorious to not be talked about more.
The best thing that can happen to ManUtd is a relegation. Only then will they suffer a financial hit big enough for the Glazers to get out.
Relegation would tank the value of the shares, so no they wouldn't.
Alright now make a video on United’s rise and the 3-1 win against arsenal 😂😂
And the 2-1 win vs city
People need to accept that this is a new era United won’t be apart of
All great things come to an end
Nobody can help them except god 😭😭
Even god can‘t help them
This video didn't go down well did it! lmao!
LOVE UNITED
HATE GLAZERS
Here after 3-1 🤣🤣
This aged well…
Aged like fine wine
Players: it’s not *my* fault
Ten Hag: it’s not *my* fault
this is clearly the Players and Owners fault
I mean, it's refreshing to see the tables change in football through the years, to see new winners etc. But this is just disrespectful to the sport itself. I've never been a fan of Man Utd, but to see a giant of the sport falling down so miserably is honestly sad, much like AC Milan post 2011, though here the culture has shifted, and this is bringing back the winning culture of the past.
The difference a few weeks of football makes aye?!
I just feel sorry for Ten Hag, like he can be massively sucessful at any big club and he ends up with utd
Fantastic video. Had no idea it was that bad, however like Ferrari they're a brand now rather than a sports organization that they were in the past.
Everyone saying this aged poorly, Jesus Christ man its one game and Liverpool were no where near full strength, Ole and Jose beat Liverpool and man city respectively, this doesn't mean united are now in the clear, give my boy a break.
Well, that didn't age well. I love watching all those "experts" making wrong predictions.
Ten hag effect smh
I really like how you bring actual, knowledgeable, football substance to us and make it quite hilarious at the same time. Like, naturally without knowing so much about footy you’d still be a funny guy. And on the contrary if you weren’t funny, you’d still be a watchable content creator. These are a pleasure to watch, honestly
Thanks man :)
Can we appreciate the effort this man puts in for us it's not daily but I don't care his content is just amazing! 😃👍🏾💫
agree
its been damn near daily recently, i'm legitimately surprised when i see him upload another video when i thought he'd take like atleast 3 days for the next one
True but this comment could be a bot
Do you realize how hard it is to make daily content? And how bad that content ends up?
I’m VERY happy it’s not daily.
@@shilpinitin6392 just look at his comment history, it’s not a bot.
It seirously wouldn't surprise me if United end up below 10th. When arsenal lost 3 games last season there still was a project there and a plan they was just unfortunate with injuries and playing 2 top 6 teams. Whereas with united there is no project. No major injuries the team that lost 4-0 would have been ten hags starting 11 throughout the season. No proper scouting of a player with due diligence to see if they would work well under EtH. Pure panic signings are now happening with clubs knowing they're desperate they are getting rightfully over charged. The stadium is massively out dated and decaying the same goes for the training ground and most the players want to leave. The fact that they want to sell garner to fund a panic signing shows the level of incompetent planning and remember those responsible at united would have known that ten hag was gonna come way back in February and have had time to plan. They even had rangnick someone who understands how to build a football club giving them advice over those months of planning. Its fundamentally broken and this long comment doesn't even touch the ice Berg. United fans better be ready for a relegation battle
2 weeks later, this vid has really aged well 🤣🤣
I can't wait to come back to this at the end of the year when united finishes above arsenal lol
This did not age well. Not a week later they signed Casemiro and beat Liverpool.
its fine, beating liverpool 2 - 1, southampton and leister 0 - 1. back in the league
this aged well
Here after 3-1 againt's arsenal
To be honest Ten Hag did say that Ronaldo is not for sale and he's in Ten Hag's plan..so its understandable to start Ronaldo plus with Martial being injured at the moment..no one can play at the position unless you want to play False 9.
As a fan of Vitesse who arent doing great either I'm really glad we're not the only ones being shit at the moment
just stumbled across this channel the timing could not have been any better 🔴🔴🔴
Martinez gets blasted by the press often, mostly because of his height, but he is honestly the best part of United's defense. And honestly, the only part that actually works with any soul or energy at the moment.
still dont get that bruh he might be short but he defends well i dont see a problem
As an Arsenal fan we went through the EXACT same thing with the youngest squad in the league and we made it work. Lets see in Man UTD will do the same
They are far from having the youngest or young squad. Most of the starting players have a lot of experience already.
no you didn't
@@user-hm3ym7lq7g arsenal had the youngest squad in the premier league last season wtf are you talking about
@@yamcha111 better than having a fridge in the field
@@user-hm3ym7lq7g Arsenal had the youngest squad LAST SEASON BOZO
Honestly, I think if man u can't change by itself, maybe the relegation would help. But, the fans should just accept it, so Ten Hag would not get sacked.
Ten Hag took this personally
you need to make an essay about the rise of Norwegian club Bodø/Glimt. They’re so close to making into the champions league group stage for the first time in their HISTORY. fyi this club demolished jose mourinhos roma 6-1 in the conference league😂
You could easily make a video essay on the fall of united it could really be good and boost your channel as of how big united is and how chill your content is
Your channel is one thing FNG recommended I’m forever grateful oh plus the names at the end some guy called Nguyen how you pronounce it kills me every time 😅 brilliant content 👌
Maqwell, nice video feel bad for united. You forgot to add that Ronaldo made 2 key passes to Rashford and Rashford failed to score 2 goals against Brighton. 😥
Continue these vids up!
Hey, I know this isn't a big part of the video, but nice job with the music. Hearing Chrono Trigger's corridors of time and (I think) Super Mario Galaxy was nice with the video and fit where they came in. Just saying, great job with that!
Well this video didn’t age well
You’re saying, it aged like fine wine with man utd closing up in bottling top 4, not saying it’s guaranteed to happen, but Man Utd is still a mess even if they retain top 4
@@Crazycreeper349 more trophy than Arsenal best season in 20 🤡
probably gonna have to go down before the glazers leave the club, and honestly at this rate going down might not seem too outrageous for the near future of this club especially if they continue to struggle to bring in players.
United are bad, but I doubt they'll get relegated, especially since they still have a lot of money.
@@bestrafung2754 I’m more talking like a few years time when they can’t bring in many good players anymore cause who wants to sign for a club that’s doomed to fail
Would love to see you do a video on Everton since Moyes left. Great video as always!!
Great video like always, I like how your videos seem so genuine and are always a great and intriguing analysis of events
Aged terribly
nah maq ur cursed every time u say something bad is happening something good happens 😂
Just woke up rn 7am hella tired but very excited that maxy boy uploaded
I’ve been waiting for this for what seems like an eternity
Same lol
Excellent video bro! May I know what editing software did u use??
If they go down too they could do a sunderland and go down again cus majority of United players are going to other clubs if they go down
Well... How did this age?
"But where is Dalot? ALL THE WAY OVER THERE".
That made me laugh too hard 🤣
Maguire deserves so much better than this. But at least he will win the world Cup with England later this year.
just wanted to say that I love ur videos so much man u deserve more attention
7:33 might wanna rewrite that one Maq 😂😂
⚡Haha! Is this comment about the fact that he referred to Mbeumo as "Oom-bway-mo", or him showing colour-blindness, by saying that Man United were 'wearing yellow, like Watford', when they were actually wearing green...? 🙄 Both howlers, in my opinion - so, yeah, I agree... It could do with a re-write...! 🤔😬🤣
Are you planning on making a video of nations league?
Looking at Glazers made me bit glad we have Daniel Levy as the club's owner. He defo have the same mentality as them, but at the very least, when he is pushed to do something, he know what he is doing.
Glazers just like take money, put a proxy to strengthen the grip in form of Ed Woodward, and probably thinks that football is 'soccer' (if you know what i mean)
If they find a way to build their midfield around Casemiro and van de Beek they can find great success. Casemiro can screen the defence like he does for Real and occasionally move forward with the ball. De Beek can do that thing that he did in Ajax, invite a couple of opposing attacking mids to press him and then escape them to find a progressive pass. But this time with the added security of Casemiro behind him. If i was playing fifa 22 with manU i'd put them in a double pivot with bruno as CAM, Ronaldo and Sancho and left and right wings. But that's just me sitting in an armchair. Can this be possible though?
This is why you shouldn't judge a football league by their first two weeks (let alone the Premier League).
I previously predicted Man U would finish 7th. I don't expect them to keep them up this form, but I don't think I predicted low enough
Vid 140 of waiting for the san marino career mode.
As a certified Feyenoord fan, I like seeing ten Hag lose like this. Ten Hag is confused why his tactics are working v Heracles or Sparta, but not v Brighton or Brentford. Funny moment
I think he knows why his tactics don't work in United, but he doesn't know any other tactics
this aged horrible... apologies now😂
Manchester United has become the Dallas Cowboys of the Premier League
Who's here after 3-1
Casemiro really saved us huh
After this I went back and watched Leicester's FA cup celebrations last year. The contrasting management of the two clubs is astounding.
8:10 that yakuza 0 main menu screen catch me sursprised
Harry Maguire is the worst defender I've ever seen at the professional level. Like this man has no spatial awareness, none whatsoever! As you pointed out he is always out of position and just watches teams run by into the box. Should have highlighted when in the Brentford game he left his partner alone and was in front of him by 10 yards or so.
9:22 you get extra points for adding Chrono Trigger music... Kudos my friend 🍻
Who’s here after United finish 3rd?
When's the 3rd video on club badges
as a german every day i apreciate the 50+1 rule more and more
even if your in a Farmer's League and don't you dare try and deny that when you have Bayern Munich going for 11 in a row ........
@@kurtpunchesthings2411 ???? What u talking about . And its 10 now. Not 11.
Deny what?
@@Soap.-- bayern Munich has won 10 consecutive league titles
2013,2014,2015,2016,2017,2018,2019, 2020,2021,2022 and are going for their 11th straight in 2023
My point is the Bundesliga has got so uncompetitive that 1 team has won 10 consecutive league titles not even fucking Scotland managed that so I'm sick of people talking about how great German club football is when looking at that shit
@@kurtpunchesthings2411 yeah at least we will never get our Club stolen by rich people whondont give a shit about it🤡
@@Soap.-- your league is worthless man
Man United played like an EFL League 1 team
Weird as the kit they wore against Brentford looked like Forest Green Rovers
2:38 I hear "Rush" from the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack. I hope next time you play "Piano Black".
1:46 fucking hell i hated my life at that time