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man with little music knowledge ranks all eurovision songs 2024
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we rank eurovision 2024 songs today, the competition is lowkey stacked this year
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WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING AT LIVERPOOL?
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liverpool's season has fallen off a cliff, let's talk about it before the inevitable happens to me BUY THE MERCH: maqwell.store/ BECOME A PATRON: www.patreon.com/maqwell Read All My Unfunny Tweets: @maqwelll Follow the TikTok: @maqwell DISCORD: discord.gg/6fDBXnXs6G I stream once a week or more: www.twitch.tv/maqwelll Follow Me On Instagram: @maqwell Edited by Jerzo: czcams.com/channels/qChgT2v...
THE GREATEST CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ROUND EVER
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title says it all BUY THE MERCH: maqwell.store/ BECOME A PATRON: www.patreon.com/maqwell Read All My Unfunny Tweets: @maqwelll Follow the TikTok: @maqwell DISCORD: discord.gg/6fDBXnXs6G I stream once a week or more: www.twitch.tv/maqwelll Follow Me On Instagram: @maqwell Edited by Jerzo: czcams.com/channels/qChgT2v3g9FGMWeIu6eWTg.html
PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE RACE IS ACTUALLY GOOD THIS YEAR
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years upon years we've seen teams run away or bottle in spectacular fashion, this year is a proper race. will it be man city, will it be Liverpool? no it won't be arsenal. BECOME A PATRON: www.patreon.com/maqwell Read All My Unfunny Tweets: @maqwelll Follow the TikTok: @maqwell DISCORD: discord.gg/6fDBXnXs6G I stream once a week or more: www.twitch.tv/maqwelll Follow Me On Instagram: @maqwell E...
WORLD CUP 2026 QUALIFIERS MARCH REVIEW
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here it is, i hate you all GET MY MERCH: maqwell.store/ BECOME A PATRON: www.patreon.com/maqwell Read All My Unfunny Tweets: @maqwelll Follow the TikTok: @maqwell DISCORD: discord.gg/6fDBXnXs6G I stream once a week or more: www.twitch.tv/maqwelll Follow Me On Instagram: @maqwell Edited by Jerzo: czcams.com/channels/qChgT2v3g9FGMWeIu6eWTg.html
the funniest name in football
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i got no words to be honest with you GET MY MERCH: maqwell.store/ BECOME A PATRON: www.patreon.com/maqwell Read All My Unfunny Tweets: @maqwelll Follow the TikTok: @maqwell DISCORD: discord.gg/6fDBXnXs6G I stream once a week or more: www.twitch.tv/maqwelll Follow Me On Instagram: @maqwell Learn More: docs.google.com/document/d/1ScEZH3pHOUFXOKnzo6nlIWfbgE3HTte0ZXqJMXJVEf4/edit?usp=sharing
EURO 2024 QUALIFIER PLAYOFFS REVIEW
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euro 2024 playoffs are done so lets talk about them yada yada yada stop reading the description and watch the vid weirdo GET MY MERCH: maqwell.store/ BECOME A PATRON: www.patreon.com/maqwell Read All My Unfunny Tweets: @maqwelll Follow the TikTok: @maqwell DISCORD: discord.gg/6fDBXnXs6G I stream once a week or more: www.twitch.tv/maqwelll Follow Me On Instagram: @maqwell Partially Edited By Jer...
THIS WOKE SHIRT IS DESTROYING ENGLAND
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this video was paid for and sponsored by karl marx and the woke communist left GET MY MERCH: maqwell.store/ BECOME A PATRON: www.patreon.com/maqwell Read All My Unfunny Tweets: @maqwelll Follow the TikTok: @maqwell DISCORD: discord.gg/6fDBXnXs6G I stream once a week or more: www.twitch.tv/maqwelll Follow Me On Instagram: @maqwell
The ACTUAL Worst National Team In The World
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GET MY MERCH: maqwell.store/ many say that san marino has the worst national team in the world. but i think there's a team even worse: american samoa. today we learn their story, one that deserves way more attention. no i haven't watched next goal wins by taika, thor 4 still has me scarred. BECOME A PATRON: www.patreon.com/maqwell Read All My Unfunny Tweets: @maqwelll Follow the TikTok: @maqwel...
Germany National Team: World Champions to Hilarious Failures
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SHOP MERCH: maqwell-shop.fourthwall.com/ AT LONG LAST. THE GERMANY VIDEO ESSAY IS HERE. Today we go over the entire history of the German national team and how they went from 4 time champions to a shell of their former selves. BECOME A PATRON: www.patreon.com/maqwell Read All My Unfunny Tweets: @maqwelll Follow the TikTok: @maqwell DISCORD: discord.gg/6fDBXnXs6G I stream once a week or more: ww...
man with no travel experience goes to japan for the first time
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first time in japan babyyyyyyyyyyy, enjoy this 1 hour long cut of my time in this beautiful country WATCH J LEAGUE CULTURE CORNER HERE: czcams.com/play/PLWUTUoTjis0AlXQb9BaIdrkhrMdMIypsT.html CITY POP PLAYLIST: open.spotify.com/playlist/4YRQtbBcaSdUa8SyKRXQeb?si=f4a2587c97e04909 JEFF'S MOST RECENT VLOG: czcams.com/video/nvXYuNnbcEU/video.html&ab_channel=JefeZhai BECOME A PATRON: www.patreon.com...
here's your stupid predictions video.
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asian cup 2023 predictions, who you got winning? me personally, the I got the voices finally winning Edited by Jerzo: czcams.com/channels/qChgT2v3g9FGMWeIu6eWTg.html BECOME A PATRON: www.patreon.com/maqwell Read All My Unfunny Tweets: @maqwelll Follow the TikTok: @maqwell DISCORD: discord.gg/6fDBXnXs6G I stream once a week or more: www.twitch.tv/maqwelll Follow Me On Instagram: @maqwell
this is why american soccer commentary will never be taken seriously.
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PAIN, AGONY, SUFFERING, NIGHTMARES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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on today's episode of maxwell loses his mind: vietnam vs indonesia in the asian cup FOLLOW THE TWITCH FOR MORE ASIAN CUP STREAMS: www.twitch.tv/maqwelll BECOME A PATRON: www.patreon.com/maqwell Read All My Unfunny Tweets: @maqwelll Follow the TikTok: @maqwell DISCORD: discord.gg/6fDBXnXs6G I stream once a week or more: www.twitch.tv/maqwelll Follow Me On Instagram: @maqwell
WILL THE SUFFERING END?????
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japan vs vietnam in the asian cup just happened and I streamed my reaction throughout the match. needless to say, things got absolutely wild. nguyen dinh bac is him FOLLOW MY TWITCH BECAUSE I WILL BE DOING WATCHALONGS FOR VIETNAM'S NEXT 2 GAMES: www.twitch.tv/maqwelll BECOME A PATRON: www.patreon.com/maqwell Read All My Unfunny Tweets: @maqwelll Follow the TikTok: @maqwell DISCORD: discord.gg/6...
5000 IQ ASIAN CUP PREDICTIONS
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5000 IQ ASIAN CUP PREDICTIONS
WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i went to see vietnam play...the pain never ends
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i went to see vietnam play...the pain never ends
WHO QUALIFIED FOR EURO 2024 SO FAR
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WHO QUALIFIED FOR EURO 2024 SO FAR
MEGA WORLD CUP 2026 QUALIFIERS NOVEMBER REVIEW
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MEGA WORLD CUP 2026 QUALIFIERS NOVEMBER REVIEW
THE INTENSE TITLE BATTLE HAPPENING IN JAPAN RIGHT NOW
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THE INTENSE TITLE BATTLE HAPPENING IN JAPAN RIGHT NOW
THESE YOUNG FOOTBALLERS MUST BE STOPPED
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THESE YOUNG FOOTBALLERS MUST BE STOPPED
the premier league's brand new awful change
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the premier league's brand new awful change
BUNDESLIGA WILL FINALLY HAVE A NEW CHAMPION (and it's not dortmund)
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BUNDESLIGA WILL FINALLY HAVE A NEW CHAMPION (and it's not dortmund)
EURO 2024 QUALIFIERS OCTOBER REVIEW
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EURO 2024 QUALIFIERS OCTOBER REVIEW
WORLD CUP 2026 QUALIFIERS OCTOBER REVIEW
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WORLD CUP 2026 QUALIFIERS OCTOBER REVIEW
WORLD CUP 2026 QUALIFIERS OCTOBER PREVIEW
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WORLD CUP 2026 QUALIFIERS OCTOBER PREVIEW
MANCHESTER UNITED IS A CLOWNSHOW
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MANCHESTER UNITED IS A CLOWNSHOW
CHELSEA ARE STILL TERRIBLE
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CHELSEA ARE STILL TERRIBLE
EURO 2024 QUALIFIERS SEPTEMBER REVIEW
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EURO 2024 QUALIFIERS SEPTEMBER REVIEW

Komentáře

  • @FinlandRealNotFake
    @FinlandRealNotFake Před 12 hodinami

    ulveham enjoyers RISE UP

  • @ofekdimant5993
    @ofekdimant5993 Před 12 hodinami

    Loved the video! Sad you involved politics and didn't include Israel. Would love to hear your opinion on our song, I think it could end up in the top 5 if politics wouldn't get involved.

  • @MadeByJuaan
    @MadeByJuaan Před 12 hodinami

    This is my first Eurovision, how high do I need to be for this

  • @KarinaWong865
    @KarinaWong865 Před 14 hodinami

    Love that you appreciated Armenia. I hope it will get a higher position. It's so simple and fun.

  • @KarinaWong865
    @KarinaWong865 Před 14 hodinami

    Amazing that you put Estonia in number 2. I really love that song and I hope it won't get overlooked🎉

  • @user-mc1fk9zn1z
    @user-mc1fk9zn1z Před 14 hodinami

    We greeks hope we finish last so we dont have to hear this song again you dont get the lyrics without knowing greek

  • @severe_storm651
    @severe_storm651 Před 14 hodinami

    The backstory behind Europapa is even more incredbile than the song itself but unfortunately many people watching won't know it

  • @comandocrockie637
    @comandocrockie637 Před 14 hodinami

    Maxwell Frogetting about austria 😢

  • @a1k0rn17
    @a1k0rn17 Před 14 hodinami

    BLANKA DID NOT SLAP, IM POLISH I HATED EVERY SECOND OF IT

  • @SpencerLowe-kg4rg
    @SpencerLowe-kg4rg Před 14 hodinami

    As much as I still and will always stand by Die Mannschaft despite so much hate to them. I dont think they could even pass group stage. No matter what i will always root for them.

  • @olivenol9828
    @olivenol9828 Před 15 hodinami

    "New Dan Hentschel character dropped" 😭

  • @floppa4225
    @floppa4225 Před 16 hodinami

    bro got good music taste

  • @AlniTak_
    @AlniTak_ Před 16 hodinami

    That euphoria joke actually went hard

  • @blakehammer9559
    @blakehammer9559 Před 16 hodinami

    A broncos AND AN ARSENAL Fan??? Oh no

  • @Worldsportstalk24
    @Worldsportstalk24 Před 16 hodinami

    Not including Israel but still including Azerbaijan just shows how you don’t actually know shit. I’m super disappointed, it’s all performative nonsense from you

  • @artyombeilis9075
    @artyombeilis9075 Před 17 hodinami

    36 songs with one particular missing that actually have deep message... Good Job (it is sarcasm if you don't understand)

  • @funtaril
    @funtaril Před 17 hodinami

    I disagree with you on rankings a lot, but appreciate you making this video

  • @keliwana2946
    @keliwana2946 Před 17 hodinami

    Germany needs to ditch their song and sing Barbaras Rhabarberbar in the final

  • @paddynevs5885
    @paddynevs5885 Před 18 hodinami

    The fact we lost to these in the carabao cup final 😢😢😢😢😢😢

  • @nguyentanphi7421
    @nguyentanphi7421 Před 18 hodinami

    Speaking of song, would you like to rank every world cup song?

  • @logi-a
    @logi-a Před 18 hodinami

    The jury ain’t against fun, they gave Finland 4th place last year, 4th place! People act like they gave him 0 points 💀. They just understand music and don’t just reward clown shows (like Estonia and Finland this year). Literally watch any year of the 2000s and tell me that the public know music. A song called “we are the winners” literally got 6th place which tells me everything I need to know.

  • @Az0rAh4i
    @Az0rAh4i Před 19 hodinami

    Nice Hoàng Anh Gia Lai shirt 🤙

  • @sully6628
    @sully6628 Před 19 hodinami

    Who is the creator he's talking about when mentioning the twins from Sweden?

  • @arionasani2350
    @arionasani2350 Před 19 hodinami

    Bro I kinda wish Friesenjung made euro vision meaning like the time of the song when it came out

  • @fashionaddicted98
    @fashionaddicted98 Před 20 hodinami

    Joost ❤️😃👍🏻🥇🤗

  • @HighlanderPlays
    @HighlanderPlays Před 20 hodinami

    Armenia has the worse song by far , it sounds and looks so cocky and full of themselves get real

  • @CanalAleblasco77
    @CanalAleblasco77 Před 20 hodinami

    The mistake that you made mixing Spanish with Italian in the San Marino song made me actually more angry than somethings, Megara is a Spanish band and they took part in the Spanish national contest, which is called Benidorm Fest, last year with another song which, Iirc, it was Arcadia. In fact, in 11:11 they mention that with the lyrics "Prendimos Benidorm" ("We fired up Benidorm") lmao. I really like 11:11 tho, totally not because I understand the song and I can finally vote on a Spanish representant but because it has the energy that I really look forward in a song and I think they're gonna shock a lot of people with the live perfomance. Oh, and I want to mention that Nebulossa won with certain polemic due to the contents of the song specially with the more ultra conservative people in Spain. I think my top five would be: 1. Estonia (I have had stuck that song on my head since the first time I heard it and I'd love it to win since it's catchy and I'm sure the live perfomance will be great) 2. Finland (I mean, how can I not support a guy who's called windows95man, with a Eurodance song, full 90s vibes and jorts lmao) 3. San Marino (This is going to be kinda controversial but I love 11:11 as a song and I think Megara will blown away a lot of people on the live version and I like it more than Croatia in rock terms) 4. Croatia (I really like the song and the Chorus is so catchy and I do like the themes of the song although if this wins, I'll be happy too since the guy was this close to not participate in the national selection) 5. Switzerland (The song is really really good and the rap break is glorius imo)

  • @localpie2435
    @localpie2435 Před 20 hodinami

    The San Marinese song is in Spanish, Megara is a Spanish band and they have a pretty cool story - they competed in the Spanish selection last year and were rejected this year, didn’t make it through the semifinals at the San Marinese selection it got put through in a “second chance “ round, and then won the selection. Spain’s act, Nebulossa, competed in the San Marinese selection the previous year but didn’t make it past auditions. Crazy switch!

  • @emilyashby3429
    @emilyashby3429 Před 21 hodinou

    My two favorite things have collided once again: Maqwell and Eurovision

  • @johncromp4389
    @johncromp4389 Před 21 hodinou

    As a liverpool fan... Depression

  • @earl.c
    @earl.c Před 21 hodinou

    36? Oh that's not... (checks descriptions) oh.

  • @samuelgomes7220
    @samuelgomes7220 Před 21 hodinou

    How u say u ranking all the songs and only rank 36? Bruh😂

  • @TheBoringLlama
    @TheBoringLlama Před 22 hodinami

    Do one for barca next and jinx them please

  • @jelmervanriet790
    @jelmervanriet790 Před 22 hodinami

    Love the eurovision stuff!

  • @somethingwithultra7231
    @somethingwithultra7231 Před 22 hodinami

    I apologize for the Netherlands' song in advance. Know that only the middle aged minion-type ladies actually like it. Other then people rocking it because it represents their country. That being said I've got as much musical & eurovision knowledge as you probably do.

  • @spongecake4754
    @spongecake4754 Před 22 hodinami

    France is gonna win (I hope)

  • @1516Medina
    @1516Medina Před 22 hodinami

    I hope Armenia, Azerbaijan and Estonia (with some others like Serbia and even Ireland) do well in the contest!

  • @1516Medina
    @1516Medina Před 23 hodinami

    great video, haven't watched any others from you so I don't know but nice work, and it surprises me watch someone from abroad (of Spain) with a Betis shirt haha. On the topic of songs about Europe itself, I would like to add that in the contest of 1990 for example, there were quite some songs because of the European Union treaties and stuff like that, but yeah, this topic could appear more than it currently does

  • @5XWAZM
    @5XWAZM Před 23 hodinami

    i bought a jersey this year because ithought this is gona be the year i finally get to celebrate us coming out as an equal threat and we played exciting footy..but in true lfc fashion, heart broken, manager out and city most likey to win again..think i need to retired watching footy, its aging me

  • @DerZylinder
    @DerZylinder Před 23 hodinami

    One day after many last place finishes germany will just send Jan Böhmermann and Allemagne Zero Points and it will be fucking Glorious And our suffering will end, but for now we'll just send more boring slop Or if we win the Euros this year we just gonna send Peter Schilling and Major Tom😂🚀

  • @erikwassong582
    @erikwassong582 Před 23 hodinami

    12 points to Netherlands from croatia

  • @t.k.1319
    @t.k.1319 Před dnem

    Liverpool’s loss to Crystal Palace came on the commemoration of the 35th anniversary of the Hillsboro disaster. There was a moment of silence before the game, crowd mosaic in the Kop, etc..

  • @someguycp
    @someguycp Před dnem

    1:25 the funny part about this is that peyton sucked ass in 2015. their defense won the broncos a title

  • @funkerman7
    @funkerman7 Před dnem

    2024 has the chance to join 2021 as modern classic (2021 and 2006 are so far above anything put out in 2000s its mad), so many FUN songs, pretty much no boring ass zzz lookin ass hit the snooze lookin ass go for a piss lookin ass smoke break lookin ass ballads. Final should be epic

    • @akmalbasyhaazis
      @akmalbasyhaazis Před 22 hodinami

      2021 was crazy in terms of Spotify streams (🇮🇹🇮🇸🇺🇦 all have 100M+ streams and 🇫🇮 has 71M+)

  • @carlosacosta4010
    @carlosacosta4010 Před dnem

    San Marino its wonderful and they sing in spanish not in italian

  • @aoife1700
    @aoife1700 Před dnem

    maqwell please reconsider your choice to stream as palestinians are calling for a total boycott of the contest 🇵🇸

    • @LanaMarusic
      @LanaMarusic Před dnem

      And how's that going to help, I don't get it?

  • @Maqwell
    @Maqwell Před dnem

    sources are telling me San marino’s song is in Spanish

    • @akmalbasyhaazis
      @akmalbasyhaazis Před dnem

      the band literally competed in the Spanish selection last year (the one Blanca Paloma won)

    • @CanalAleblasco77
      @CanalAleblasco77 Před 20 hodinami

      Megara is a Spanish band and since San Marino national contest doesn't require to be from there, they took up the chance to take part and they won lmao

    • @balinthorvath1525
      @balinthorvath1525 Před 17 hodinami

      And the sources are telling the truth. Fun fact: Nebulossa (the Spanish) was trying to represent San marino in 2023

  • @pedro8143
    @pedro8143 Před dnem

    I like the away kit for arsenal

  • @BrasilianFury
    @BrasilianFury Před dnem

    Fantastic work on this, Max. But most importantly... 5:54 TRIBAL CHIEF ACKNOWLEDGED!!!!

  • @AndersonQuinteros-zy1pf

    Bro casually has a Ryan Blaney diecast