Kumail Nanjiani Take Us on a Tour of His Mansion That He Totally Owns | GQ

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  • @IanBoggs
    @IanBoggs Před 2 lety +487

    Kingo, you're too good lol

  • @BirdieRast
    @BirdieRast Před 7 lety +2810

    Question is his bathrobe fully paid off?

    • @INeedHerPomPomJuice
      @INeedHerPomPomJuice Před 7 lety +84

      it is paid off and it's his most prized possessions valued at $25,000

    • @jackdeath
      @jackdeath Před 7 lety +47

      No, he grabbed it off the neighbor's clothes line just before they arrived to film his segment. After spending all that money on junk, he has nothing left for clothes and stole the robe because he didn't want us to see his shortcomings.

    • @Mark_YourInspiration101
      @Mark_YourInspiration101 Před 7 lety +13

      Rhiannon Rowe no, I believe he's still financing it and still has the tags on bc he plans on returning it.

    • @tayyaayres4830
      @tayyaayres4830 Před 7 lety +6

      It's a rental

    • @emijimenez7729
      @emijimenez7729 Před 7 lety +5

      Plot twist: its not his Mansion

  • @eyimongke9672
    @eyimongke9672 Před 7 lety +627

    It's fully paid off

  • @slhines7
    @slhines7 Před 7 lety +1597

    So, it seems to me that he simply plays himself in "Silicon Valley".

    • @shayDblue3000
      @shayDblue3000 Před 7 lety +68

      In the future where Danesh, somehow, in spite of himself, got filthy rich.

    • @pmaster1173
      @pmaster1173 Před 7 lety +16

      +Shahar Lubin *Dinesh

    • @ammster1234
      @ammster1234 Před 7 lety +4

      Shahar Lubin and gets married

    • @anthonypullin8601
      @anthonypullin8601 Před 7 lety +4

      I think this is a bit. He had a great run of being on Harmontown every week and you really got a taste of his sincerity and humble attitude.

    • @Edkahmed
      @Edkahmed Před 6 lety +3

      Yes Same with gilfoyle , he's Sarcastic in real life

  • @grasspuppy3202
    @grasspuppy3202 Před 7 lety +896

    I, too, am a fan of the circle.

    • @craigpereira5476
      @craigpereira5476 Před 7 lety

      i thought you were going for 3.14 as in pi, as in circle

    • @andrewnagengast2349
      @andrewnagengast2349 Před 7 lety +2

      I liked the two circles on that statue of that lady with the pineapple if you know what i'm saying dude! *high five*

    • @arkhamb
      @arkhamb Před 6 lety +1

      probably have $0 in ur account too lol

    • @samadbaksh
      @samadbaksh Před 5 lety

      No way man, me too

  • @youblube
    @youblube Před 7 lety +216

    Pakistani Denzel is the coolest person on earth... "GQ can not confirm that any of this is true"

  • @KJ_XCV
    @KJ_XCV Před 7 lety +1935

    THE INTERIOR DESIGNER SHOULD BE BURNED AT THE STAKE!

    • @davydenko19919
      @davydenko19919 Před 7 lety +8

      thanks you... it looks redonc right?!

    • @adafridi
      @adafridi Před 6 lety +6

      actually i didn't like it either.

    • @adityagupta4955
      @adityagupta4955 Před 5 lety +9

      The dude has orange doors, what did you expect ? 😂😂😂

    • @ShellSellars-Smith
      @ShellSellars-Smith Před 4 lety +17

      I don't think an interior designer was involved with this decor. ;0) I think it is all him. lol

    • @RaidersXI
      @RaidersXI Před 2 lety

      Ouuch

  • @sukritisharma7445
    @sukritisharma7445 Před 2 lety +310

    Kumail's living room cushions hit different after Squid Games

    • @rajats67
      @rajats67 Před 2 lety +4

      I was looking for such comment, lol

    • @sukritisharma7445
      @sukritisharma7445 Před 2 lety +5

      @@rajats67 lmao I was too, but since this wasn't there, I thought maybe I should do the honours 😂😂

    • @rajats67
      @rajats67 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sukritisharma7445 Good job XD

    • @rabbittko1421
      @rabbittko1421 Před 2 lety

      I reckon he’s Ali

    • @tasichogie8283
      @tasichogie8283 Před 2 lety

      I was abt to say that 🤣🤣

  • @MLSoll
    @MLSoll Před 7 lety +283

    This dude is funny when acting and also in real life. I really like him

  • @walterwhitesboi875
    @walterwhitesboi875 Před 5 lety +102

    ‘And dad was upset, but not before long because I killed him’ 😭😂

  • @kayjaylin
    @kayjaylin Před 2 lety +166

    Holy crap. Square circle triangle. Squid game!

  • @JarrodChung
    @JarrodChung Před 7 lety +400

    Gilfoyle: LIE

  • @jweebs1986
    @jweebs1986 Před 6 lety +49

    I loved the laugh when he walked into the “Tiki Lounge.”

  • @tonystyles4040
    @tonystyles4040 Před 4 lety +25

    Wow. I can’t believe he paid it ALL off! Congratulations, Kumail.

  • @mew5395
    @mew5395 Před 6 lety +20

    im pretty sure they had him walk through a random house and make stuff up as he went

  • @koshikraj
    @koshikraj Před 6 lety +165

    3:04 confirms that it's not his place.

  • @alexyandfriends
    @alexyandfriends Před 5 lety +197

    HAHAHAHAHAHA this guy is hilarious
    Why the dislikes? I think people just don’t understand that this was satire

    • @kkbalar
      @kkbalar Před 5 lety +5

      Yeah i also don't understand why the dislikes

    • @fightermma
      @fightermma Před 4 lety

      @@kkbalar because it's not actually his own place

    • @Alic4444
      @Alic4444 Před 4 lety +1

      @@fightermma You mean he's STEALING?

    • @jakeli41
      @jakeli41 Před 3 lety +1

      Nah they are vegans

  • @Heto1
    @Heto1 Před 7 lety +538

    Is this a bow wow challenge video? 😂😂😂

  • @lisareyes3194
    @lisareyes3194 Před 2 lety +30

    That’s good that majority of his belongings are fully paid off.

  • @DimeF1
    @DimeF1 Před 2 lety +3

    0:26 he predicted squid game

  • @samreen.
    @samreen. Před 7 lety +1473

    This is such a Pakistani thing to do lmao 🤣😂

    • @nitishsaxena1372
      @nitishsaxena1372 Před 7 lety +52

      Ehtisham hahaha 100%Indian thing too!

    • @mhammad7391
      @mhammad7391 Před 7 lety +28

      THE SAMREEN AHMED Yaoh show off is really Pakistani thing. paid off

    • @therandomchannel9226
      @therandomchannel9226 Před 7 lety +16

      Half of the video was sarcastic! bet u didn't get it!

    • @samreen.
      @samreen. Před 7 lety +24

      no way really? omg wow i totally didnt know that! (sarcasm)

    • @kenny87ification
      @kenny87ification Před 7 lety +9

      There is no such thing called "Pakistan". Kumail is of Indian origin as "Pakistan" is India

  • @Kaervek87
    @Kaervek87 Před 7 lety +201

    The funniest part by far is how he keeps saying that everything is paid off. As though it were once but on credit, and then he eventually managed to pay it down.

    • @sharkface8301
      @sharkface8301 Před 6 lety +5

      uh thats the point, no one gave it to him, He paid for it, hard earned money.

  • @vincef7487
    @vincef7487 Před 6 lety +31

    I have often times, looked out into my back yard and asked "What's the point?"
    NOW I know why: no big rock

  • @nilabjasanyal1249
    @nilabjasanyal1249 Před 2 lety +9

    at 0:26 Kumail foreshadows Squid games.

  • @Grumdy
    @Grumdy Před 7 lety +25

    His taste in interior design is hilarious!

  • @BoSaGuy
    @BoSaGuy Před 2 lety +14

    This is basically the future of his character in Silicon Valley if he had bailed on pied piper and went to hooli.

  • @kheicee
    @kheicee Před 6 lety +11

    OMGAAH. Kumail and I have the same favorite shape!!! My heart rejoices haha. I LOVE YOU KUMAIL! 😍😍😍😍

  • @marcocandra9418
    @marcocandra9418 Před 2 lety +9

    00:25 Squid Game teased 4 years ago, and we didn't even notice it

  • @nayabsamar9944
    @nayabsamar9944 Před 7 lety +148

    The most upset person after watching this video: Gilfoyle.

  • @duffystrings9680
    @duffystrings9680 Před 7 lety +9

    That entire house looks like one Giant bathroom.

  • @mhlib7569
    @mhlib7569 Před 2 lety +3

    as I said before, I LOVE CIRCLES

  • @cookinkid
    @cookinkid Před 3 lety +4

    That's beautiful in words ❤️

  • @bhavyatalwar
    @bhavyatalwar Před 2 lety +2

    0:25 He Predicted Squid Games! 😂🔥

  • @leoric18ify
    @leoric18ify Před 7 lety +43

    That 70's design looks like Elton John's private hospital room

  • @abigailshoes
    @abigailshoes Před 7 lety +120

    Welp. You did not show us what's inside your fridge though

    • @oswaldocontreras1507
      @oswaldocontreras1507 Před 7 lety +35

      Just know that whatever is in there is fully paid off. Milk, eggs, more circles, etc.

    • @missxelocin
      @missxelocin Před 7 lety +4

      His smart fridge will send the data of it's contents to your smart fridge.

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim Před 6 lety +1

      +xelocin "DATA-MINING...!!! 😱😱😱"*

  • @youtubed3951
    @youtubed3951 Před 7 lety +89

    this sounds like something Dinish would do on the show

  • @leonardovera5398
    @leonardovera5398 Před 6 lety +5

    Best gq interview I have ever seen.

  • @jayp.3898
    @jayp.3898 Před 7 lety +9

    House was so weird felt like the 60's or something idk just bizarre lol

  • @TheKadonye
    @TheKadonye Před 7 lety +6

    2:25 moment I realized Kumail is quite attractive..

  • @ApproxExtra
    @ApproxExtra Před 5 lety +40

    Never ever saw a person more excited to show his own house 🤣

    • @evalex71
      @evalex71 Před 5 lety +12

      It's not his house, that's the joke man

    • @manz007
      @manz007 Před 4 lety +1

      Well they do interview like that....like where they go to their house and they show you around and ask questions....i think vogue does it.

  • @TripXization
    @TripXization Před 7 lety +10

    Martin Starr should be there questioning all of the aspects of his house, just like the gold chain.

  • @jacecurran8455
    @jacecurran8455 Před 7 lety +8

    This is where they shot the "Saint Motel - My Type" video!

  • @rosecolouredglasses
    @rosecolouredglasses Před 7 lety +13

    You forgot the garage full of cars! And the place where all the magic happens! And the fridge!

    • @BeAPickle
      @BeAPickle Před 7 lety

      And garage inside of the garage

  • @pyrl_av
    @pyrl_av Před 5 lety +14

    "As, as I said before I love C I R C L E S"

  • @LokiDaFerret
    @LokiDaFerret Před 7 lety +19

    WAIT... YOUR NOT KEITH OLBERMANN?!?!

  • @deltaop1reload
    @deltaop1reload Před 7 lety +208

    The interior designer must be a Pakistani as well.

    • @Lcarter52
      @Lcarter52 Před 6 lety +14

      ...and partially blind

    • @kingali5340
      @kingali5340 Před 6 lety +5

      Lcarter52
      Every shade of your mums lipstick😉

    • @dabs1372
      @dabs1372 Před 4 lety +1

      And fully paid off

  • @007PARTHRAVAL
    @007PARTHRAVAL Před 7 lety +59

    This guy fucks!

    • @adi45713
      @adi45713 Před 7 lety +2

      Parth Raval I'm disappointed not many people get this

    • @sgtgunit5957
      @sgtgunit5957 Před 7 lety

      And the comment for the win😂😂😂

    • @sakshisingh1203
      @sakshisingh1203 Před 7 lety +2

      no, only Jared fucks!!

  • @whoismattli8449
    @whoismattli8449 Před 7 lety +185

    i still think that chickens are the best vegetables, it's got all the nutrition meat has, and it doesn't taste like vegetable, i honestly don't know why vegans don't eat them

  • @huseyinsalman2012
    @huseyinsalman2012 Před 7 lety +95

    This house is terribly designed

    • @xNamsu
      @xNamsu Před 6 lety +72

      yea but its fully paid off

  • @seamslatasha3598
    @seamslatasha3598 Před 4 lety +10

    Kumail’s the most funny. 😂

  • @itsnzsaad
    @itsnzsaad Před 5 lety +5

    It's actually owned by Big Head.

  • @chanperth
    @chanperth Před 7 lety +6

    hhahah 2:22 omg i must've done something right in my previous life lol soo aisan:)

  • @SimonFerocius
    @SimonFerocius Před 2 lety +1

    Reminds me good of good old MTV Cribs.....

  • @atlaschooty
    @atlaschooty Před 7 lety +16

    Now we know how silicon valley ends :D

  • @ProEpicGuya76c007
    @ProEpicGuya76c007 Před 5 lety +1

    3:49 ... "Alright glad these fuckers are gone" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @akashshukla6853
    @akashshukla6853 Před 2 lety +3

    My bathroom floor tiles are on his living room walls.

  • @hussainpunawala6113
    @hussainpunawala6113 Před 2 lety +1

    He guessed squid game much before time 😆

  • @ArtileriaEstudio
    @ArtileriaEstudio Před 7 lety +2

    im glad kumail is breaking on through.

  • @razewithodin
    @razewithodin Před 2 lety +1

    0:24 Looks like Kumail got invited to Squid Games before it was cool :o

  • @shahxad6533
    @shahxad6533 Před 2 lety +1

    This mansion Rocks!

  • @ssmalik8945
    @ssmalik8945 Před 7 lety +7

    i dont kno ..but something about him reminds me of chandler bing..his mannerisms i guess 😕

  • @dampdigits
    @dampdigits Před 2 lety +1

    This man is so obsessed with circles ..God it got me laughing

  • @TrishaArejune
    @TrishaArejune Před 2 lety

    when someone says "fully paid off" lols

  • @totallyrandomofficial
    @totallyrandomofficial Před 2 lety +1

    Kumail was on that Squid Game 4 years too early

  • @mihirunanayakkara350
    @mihirunanayakkara350 Před 2 lety

    MADE MY DAY

  • @pyroblade888
    @pyroblade888 Před 2 lety +9

    He looks so weak here , in eternals he looks buffed

    • @changsangma1915
      @changsangma1915 Před 2 lety +1

      .....cause this was uploaded Fours Years Ago. Duhhh

    • @morganb4993
      @morganb4993 Před 2 lety +1

      he looks normal here... eternals he looks JACKED

  • @hypercrack7440
    @hypercrack7440 Před 2 lety +1

    This video
    "Fully Paid off"

  • @insanified2938
    @insanified2938 Před 2 lety +1

    Kumail was just playing himself in the eternals

  • @TheMovieMyLife
    @TheMovieMyLife Před 7 lety +50

    It's a cool pad in a retro / dated chic kind of way, I guess. :-)

    • @pemarinchhen
      @pemarinchhen Před 7 lety +2

      TheMovieMyLife you're like.... everywhere

  • @shuttleupi
    @shuttleupi Před 2 lety

    60's posh interior design may be some childhood memories

  • @moviescenes4231
    @moviescenes4231 Před 7 lety +24

    2 mins of silence who thaugt this is real

    • @shreyodebnath2813
      @shreyodebnath2813 Před 6 lety +19

      And another 2 mins for your lack of english education.

    • @samadbaksh
      @samadbaksh Před 5 lety

      It is real as he has the money to fully pay it off

    • @abdullahyusuf2929
      @abdullahyusuf2929 Před 5 lety

      @Pralay Aryan ?

    • @mehulmodi9397
      @mehulmodi9397 Před 5 lety

      @@abdullahyusuf2929 thought is the word.

    • @abdullahyusuf2929
      @abdullahyusuf2929 Před 5 lety

      @@mehulmodi9397 lol i know. You just seem to be making a bigger deal out of it than necessary

  • @AmCanTech
    @AmCanTech Před 7 lety +26

    Reminds me of Tai Lopez

  • @ChiefJeev
    @ChiefJeev Před 4 lety +1

    Fully Paid Off

  • @manavshah6811
    @manavshah6811 Před 7 lety

    still better than the "this is my backyard" ad I saw

  • @abiltabil
    @abiltabil Před 2 lety +1

    Randomly came across this video and those cushions just gave me a big Squid Game vibe.

  • @robertbostantzis1811
    @robertbostantzis1811 Před 7 lety +1

    Didn't saint motel record "my type" there?

  • @DwadeFL4SHMV3
    @DwadeFL4SHMV3 Před 5 lety +3

    If those cube dice in his living room are six sided but has one side all blacked out like it was shown, which number is missing on the die lol

    • @sahej6939
      @sahej6939 Před 3 lety

      Is this a state test question

  • @miquelquiles727
    @miquelquiles727 Před 7 lety +13

    this is great for morning laugh I'm loving it keep them coming LoL 😄LoL

  • @ScottMshao69
    @ScottMshao69 Před 7 lety +2

    love him. always funny

  • @wwdf2730
    @wwdf2730 Před 4 lety +2

    Next video of Kumail: "Pied piper needs funding!"

  • @chiragkalra888
    @chiragkalra888 Před 5 lety

    As always on Point

  • @jackdeath
    @jackdeath Před 7 lety +1

    Looks like he's playing Quagmire in a live action Family Guy reboot.

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe Před 7 lety +1

    I love this man.

  • @kareemtaylor7563
    @kareemtaylor7563 Před 7 lety +1

    Lit fam

  • @austingranger9024
    @austingranger9024 Před 7 lety

    3:09 I have the same radio except it's black 😂😂

  • @anonymoususer4489
    @anonymoususer4489 Před 6 lety +1

    Should have kept a PiedPiper lighting board.

  • @shashankchiripal5451
    @shashankchiripal5451 Před 2 lety +1

    Anyone else get A Clockwork Orange vibes?

  • @jant7881
    @jant7881 Před 4 lety

    That place was in the Saint Motel video "My Type".

  • @jesusishere9682
    @jesusishere9682 Před 4 lety +8

    I can't handle his taste but his humor is killing me.

  • @moza7137
    @moza7137 Před 2 lety

    0:26 hmm there should be a Netflix series with those shapes on faces of people holding machine guns

  • @elliot3364
    @elliot3364 Před 7 lety

    This is the set of the "Just my type" music video right?

  • @johnrambo5278
    @johnrambo5278 Před 6 lety

    loved this !!!!!

  • @d_no_allyn_86
    @d_no_allyn_86 Před 6 lety +2

    😂😂😂 he's so great

  • @synthiabhuiyan7930
    @synthiabhuiyan7930 Před 5 lety +1

    we get it, everything is PAID OFF!!!

  • @BeYourBestOfficial
    @BeYourBestOfficial Před 2 lety

    Squid game Invitation on the Sofa

  • @rezab2369
    @rezab2369 Před 7 lety

    Russ hannaman: hi alqaida 🤣 just kidding

  • @andrewc7954
    @andrewc7954 Před 7 lety +1

    this is fully paid off

  • @MrrMiracle
    @MrrMiracle Před 2 lety +2

    Dear Universe, thank you for two things:
    Weed
    Great Comedians

  • @Ludmila_Matondkar
    @Ludmila_Matondkar Před 2 lety +1

    Where's the star gazer lounge?

  • @Blackfire970
    @Blackfire970 Před 5 lety +1

    GQ been paid off lol