Can't make this shit up Actual conversation that happened to me in theater. Me: *sneaks a sandwich into the hall* Everybody went silent. The play starts as I begin to eat. My sister: Can I have a bite? Me: here you go Sister: *eats the whole remaining sandwich* Me: ): The play is over. Everybody stood up and clapped. *Check and mate*
@@life_archive7840 I mean, wrestling boners exist....a bit worrying that it persisted long enough for him to whip it out the next day, but I dont judge...
“The gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millennia. Do you fancy the odds?” Instantly the gang-banger shot me in the stomach and I bled out on the pavement.
@@pilo7224 "Whom'n'stn't" -The AI of AIdungeon (free online AI generated interactive story where it will accept ANY respones you put and by ANY I mean ANY)
... Thanks...@@yusha1059. That's... Cool. I, uh... Like your name. *Don't do it. Please... I just can't...* I, uh... Never saw it coming. And now I've gotta die. So I guess it was my Last Surprise. I hate myself... So much. Hail Sithis.
Damn. I want to see Yusuke take that dude on in the Metaverse on flat ground and without persona's. Wonder how long it would take for Yusuke to turn duty boy into actual ribbons.
I see... your katana... for Judo... someone arrest this man, he's using a real sword in competitive unarmed combat, who knows how many people he's killed, what with his cold calculating demeanor and unshakeable bravery.
Ah yes judo, the mainly hand to hand oriented combat. I love the part when you get to defend your honour with a sword against someone with Minigun, best part!
Ok this is utter bullshit. Everyone knows if a girl says no you are supposed to call her a bitch and tell her you hope she gets raped and then dumped by her Chad boyfriend. Sorry but this story is just too far fetched.
you forgot the part where you started levitating at mach 5 at the bitch through the power of god and suddenly everyone starts handing you 10 dollars as a congratulatory gift
11:20 I WAS SITTING BY MY WINDOW AND I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SOMEONE KNOCKED ON IT (I have earbuds in) I'm literally shaking. That sound effect was too realistic. Edit: I can't stop listening to it. It's crazy, I can't process it.
Man, I keep coming back to these over and over again. I think I've watched every Top Posts of All Time video at least a handful of times each. Sucks Sorrow doesn't post anymore, but I much rather he be doing his thing elsewhere as long as he's happy doing it. Clearly, he has a talent for making entertaining content, so I just hope he's out there making fun stuff in whatever form he most prefers and taking care. Most importantly just taking care though since creating stuff just might not be his thing anymore for all I know.
The amount of actual effort you put is what makes you different from other r/ channels. You actually read Japanese at a text where the person brings out a katana and make noices and sound effects for Everything that's happening
Nick Yolo: Yeah, Sorrow is definitely the best with Soothouse being a close second. There's a lot of really bad 'read out a subreddit' channels popping up recently.
How the katana one would have gone in real life: So her, her boyfriend and I are walking when a guy threatens us with a gun. Big boyfriend freezes, yadda yadda yadda, I pull out my katana. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is o-" And then the guy shot me in the head and ran! And everybody clapped for him.
Every fake story ever: I was in this area when this person said "I hate Don Rosa (the man responsible for the Scrooge McDuck comics)" so I walked to them, punched them and said "your mom dies in infinity war" and everyone clapped, the army came and gave me a medal and I married Sonic the Hedgehog
"pulls out my katana from judo practice" it pisses me off knowing that judo is only about slams and takedowns so you can't really use a katana there buddy sorry
3:30 I love how this guy says "he just ran in front of a car" describing HIMSELF as if he was like a dog, or disabled person, or something that just couldn't help themselves but run in-front of a car... That phrasing almost always is used to describe animals lmao.
Had my headphones on, and the sound bite you used for the knocking sound so real, even tho I was watching this I got up and looked at the door. Great job.
a fanfiction site. where anything is allowed. as to quote myself back in the ancient days of 2017... "i found a lorax x once-ler scat fetish fanfic wanna see"
I was scrolling down to see if anyone had commented this yet. I was freaked and went to answer the front door, but obviously there was no one there. I'm kind of relieved I didn't just experience some sort of glitch in the Matrix.
Also why would the age of a weapon matter? Imagine someone fighting a guy with cannon whilst you have a knife. Sure the knife has been used forever but it's a bloody cannon
1:07 take it from someone who actually had their poem written on the board in class as an example (because the guidelines for the assignment was said to be hard); that’s not usually how it goes down
These reminds me of the time i got stuck in a glass tornado on the 28th floor of taco bell, ended up saving a poor guy's life by doing a DIY blood transfusion with ketchup......pheeeww, good thing i had a pinterest account.
Pratik Hazari what the author failed to mention was that he had been prescribed pills to help combat his vivid and realistic hallucinations, that plagued him almost daily.
Fun Fact: My computer glitched out, opened CZcams, and clicked on this video for seemingly no reason! I think my assigned FBI agent is looking out for me :)
@@dumpingstirs1143 The instructors will usually provide replica bazookas, but they're more like BLOs (Bazooka-like objects), and so you need to buy a battle-ready one yourself to get that real training in - just like the Ancient Egyptians when they invented it!
5:15 I actually think this one has a POSSIBILITY of being true. The numbers are ordered by numerals at the bottom of the gum piece. Idk maybe it’s made up but...
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How to tell if r/thathappened:
“Stood up and clapped”
“Can’t make this shit up”
“Actual conversation”
“Everybody went silent”
I walked into a library and everybody was silent, can't make this shit up
@@ravioli-45 *wait, that's illegal*
Can't make this shit up
Actual conversation that happened to me in theater.
Me: *sneaks a sandwich into the hall*
Everybody went silent. The play starts as I begin to eat.
My sister: Can I have a bite?
Me: here you go
Sister: *eats the whole remaining sandwich*
Me: ):
The play is over.
Everybody stood up and clapped.
*Check and mate*
Mind if I expand on you list a bit?
"Laughed for [blank] minutes straight"
"Spit out their drink"
"Got my meal for free"
don’t forget:
“and i beat him up”
“she came over to me and kissed me”
“so i shot him”
“omgggg!! my two year old just said”
actual conversation on the bus
me:...
guy next to me:...
thats about it
Mario Cardenas ugh keep lying 🙄🙄🙄🙄
@@vorepapi6981 oof you caught me
Illusion 0
*THEN THEY ALL CLAPPED.*
@@friedchicken8876 just imagine a quiet bus then all of a sudden everyone just starts clapping
'katana from judo practise'
As long as I live, nothing in the world will ever be as funny to me as that line
How the hell did i miss that O.o
Just names a random martial art and assumes that they use katanas in it.
Little does he know that Judo is about grappling.
@@life_archive7840 I mean, wrestling boners exist....a bit worrying that it persisted long enough for him to whip it out the next day, but I dont judge...
He probably smoked some great shit that day
It's like saying "I whipped out my chainsaw from piano practice."
“The gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millennia. Do you fancy the odds?” Instantly the gang-banger shot me in the stomach and I bled out on the pavement.
Also called the Indiana-Jones-Maneuver
Why would the age of a weapon determine how effective it is? This knife was made yesterday, It's less deadly than a loaf of bread.
czcams.com/video/vdnA-ESWcPs/video.html
Then I woke up
if the sword is that old and are far superior, makes you wonder why most conflicts use firearms now instead of good ol fashioned swordplay.
“I’m quiet, calculated, and intelligent”
*proceeds to misspell practice*
I’m pretty sure “practice” is the American way and practise is the UK way but I could be wrong lol. He still had shit grammar anyway
@@jeffersonwright4286 he's lying about something he'll never be
@@jeffersonwright4286 nah UK spelling is also "practice" that guy was just a whole dumbass
Jefferson Wright nah, both countries it’s practice for practising a skill etc and practise for doctor’s practise.
In British English, practise is the verb and practice is the noun. In America, they use practise for both, i believe.
The craziest thing happened yesterday. A middle aged "Karen" ordered a cup of coffee, picked it up, AND DRANK IT. Then everybody clapped
Infectious Sheep Holy shit, that’s insane
I can confirm this, I was the cup of coffee
No way that happened, this is complete bullshit.
I wish I could have been there, I would have started the clapping
@@fynnla.e r/Swooooosh
Actual Conversation at the Book Store:
Me: *reading peacefully*
Elder God Cthulhu: aifnciwk' cnfne ksfvkr
Me: *HA NICE*
Seems legit
Pics or it didn't happen!
Oh wait...
I'm ashamed I laughed out loud at this
Then everybody clapped their tentacles.
Hey cathelu did not say this? He is not real even!
Yes I get the joke
Ah yes the president is VERY known for writing amazing poetry
Panni Gyetvai he writes the best poetry, the best, he has all the best words, China couldn’t write better poetry
@@nono-zc1dj Hillary's poetry? Bad. The worst. Can't trust it. Mine? Fantastic. Can't find anything better.
@@banh_mi857 rti66y
How do you think they won?
Lmao
"Go ahead," I say. "The gu-" *gets shot*
Yeah, that would be how it would go
That gangbanger is a hero to humanity.
Everyone clapped.
More like:
*pulls out katana* "Go a-" *gets shot*
The gun man then laughs
"You two can go on ahead" and as they're going away they hear behind them the screaming and crying of an incel
"My gun is 1 month old."
"Oh yeah? My gun is 2 MONTHS old."
"OH MY GOSH"
Uhh sir thay gun is underage.
YOU ARE UNDER AREST FOR HAVING UNDERAGE WEAPON
Mini Fez it was s a t i r e
I bet its unvaccinated too, you _sicken_ me.
What's with the quotations?
This is really late, but I've never heard anyone outside the fanfiction community use the word smut in causal conversation
*SHMUT*
i feel like they'd just call it porn???
The fact that this is so true just shakes me
Nonono, you see...
Random Promises I think smut is just literary porn
"whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't"
*-My 2 year old son*
That boy? Alvin Einstein.
You sure he didn’t use the requiem arrow?
whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al
@@pilo7224 "Whom'n'stn't"
-The AI of AIdungeon (free online AI generated interactive story where it will accept ANY respones you put and by ANY I mean ANY)
That's my language.
as soon as he started speaking japanese i fucking lost it
The car is only 100 years old but the horse drawn carage is over 1000. I think we all know which would win in a race
Well clearly the horse drawn carriage got to humanity quicker, sooooo
Depends on the car actually
@@nyotamwuaji6484 no
horse go fast
@@nyotamwuaji6484 doesn’t matter if its a mclaren senna my rusty horse carriage would beat it cause horse go n y o o m
8:03 "I don't smile because I was only doing my duty"
*Proceeds to brag about it online*
What an humble hero :) !
May I just say... Persona is amazing and I love it.
And...
Hail Sithis.
@@VoidZeroNothing yup
... Thanks...@@yusha1059.
That's... Cool. I, uh... Like your name.
*Don't do it. Please... I just can't...*
I, uh... Never saw it coming.
And now I've gotta die.
So I guess it was my Last Surprise.
I hate myself... So much.
Hail Sithis.
Damn. I want to see Yusuke take that dude on in the Metaverse on flat ground and without persona's. Wonder how long it would take for Yusuke to turn duty boy into actual ribbons.
Your katana for judo practice.
You know, judo, the hand to hand combat sport that has nothing to do with swords.
Seems legit.
Man confused judo with kendo
@@adas2051 I mean even if its kendo, I'm pretty sure it's illegal to give students actual bladed Weapons
@@sinistrality7883 yep
I see... your katana... for Judo... someone arrest this man, he's using a real sword in competitive unarmed combat, who knows how many people he's killed, what with his cold calculating demeanor and unshakeable bravery.
Yyep... Judo is a fully physical sport, with no physical weapons involved.
don't you guys just hate it when your rolling in judo and you go for an ippon seoi nagi and they chop your fucking head off.
Noah I know, right?
Omea Wa Mo Shindeiru!
hyperlethalsunfish Nani!?
I pulled out my katana from judo practice
Judo is literally the one Japanese form of fighting that doesn’t use weapons
Didn't matter to him, though, _gaijins gotta gaijin_ you know
Deadeye TRACE ON!
HAHAHA
Judo uses katanas, sometimes...
NeonGeorg
The fact that he said that katanas were older than guns... I don't know man, he doesn't know his history that well.
7:30
How it would of went if that was real:
"Go Ahead. The gun is only 400 ye-"
* Gets riddled with 35 bullets and dies *
"OK then weeaboo."
Ah yes judo, the mainly hand to hand oriented combat. I love the part when you get to defend your honour with a sword against someone with Minigun, best part!
Weebs ain't shit so this makes sense
honestly the guy probably would have just said "uh, yeah i do." then proceed to shoot the kid in the head
you know, if he was real
@bigboi chase 10/10 would watch the sequel
when the knock sound played I actually checked the door
aNd tHeN wHeN i OpEnEd iT eVereyOnE CLAPPED
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I pulled out my katana and said: Omae wa Mou shindeiru
Gangbanger: Nani?
Then he shot me in the head
Pic or didn't happen :3
@JustASimple Otaku r/Wooosh
I think
JustASimple Otaku
99.9% sure their reply was a joke you fucking moron.
R/thathappened
JustASimple Otaku Reverse wooosh nigga >:D
I'm wearing headphones and the knock sounded so real I almost died *then everyone clapped*
The Dog whom breaths I agree
I went back because at first I thought someone was really knocking on the door
It keeps creeping the shit out of me everytime I hear it
I'm all out of pants now (4 in total)
SAME bro im home alone at midnight in bed when it happened. about pissed myself lol
The door?
Einstein.
Once, I Met A Girl, I Asked If She Wanted To go Out with me.
She Said No
I Said" Oh, Dang Alright"
And Then I got On With my life Normally.
Ok this is utter bullshit. Everyone knows if a girl says no you are supposed to call her a bitch and tell her you hope she gets raped and then dumped by her Chad boyfriend.
Sorry but this story is just too far fetched.
Did everyone clapped
you forgot the part where you started levitating at mach 5 at the bitch through the power of god and suddenly everyone starts handing you 10 dollars as a congratulatory gift
I calk bs.
Who says "oh, dang" unironically?
and then everybody clapped
Anti vax memes will never get old
Just like anti vax children
OH
*OH SHIT*
My dad is anti vaxx and I’m going on a vacation with him
*chuckles* I’m in danger
Boogieman Bed Daaaaaaaaaang
This is stolen
@@geengobin3 WHAAAA??!
...Yeah, ya think? ಠ_ಠ
My boi SorrowTV uploads a bad video
Heh, yeah
/r/ThatHappened
SootHouse r/niiiiice
SootHouse
Make videos you sexy gei bois
Hey youre mom gay
is there a r/dicksucking
God I hope so
Ah yes. The classic. Taking a sword to a fist fighting martial art.
(Katana for judo)
I thought that judo about it
Very brave to use a weapon in a sport with no weapons, right?
R I G H T??
Toreole 2 that’s what I was thinking
Hell, his "facts" about katanas and guns weren't even accurate. Dude had no idea what the fuck he was even talking about.
Judo isn’t fist fighting though it’s clinching and grappling, no swords or fists
11:20
I WAS SITTING BY MY WINDOW AND I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SOMEONE KNOCKED ON IT (I have earbuds in) I'm literally shaking. That sound effect was too realistic.
Edit: I can't stop listening to it. It's crazy, I can't process it.
r/thathappened XD
same, scared the crap out of me
Man, I keep coming back to these over and over again. I think I've watched every Top Posts of All Time video at least a handful of times each. Sucks Sorrow doesn't post anymore, but I much rather he be doing his thing elsewhere as long as he's happy doing it. Clearly, he has a talent for making entertaining content, so I just hope he's out there making fun stuff in whatever form he most prefers and taking care. Most importantly just taking care though since creating stuff just might not be his thing anymore for all I know.
Never forget
-quiet guy: 先に行く！
-gangbanger(?): ＮＡＮＩ？！？
Poseidon Gaming kekekk
Doesn't that mean Go first(saki ni iku)?
🍙🍡🍣🍙🍡🍣
Is that Swahili? I'm pretty sure that means "what" in that language.
The amount of actual effort you put is what makes you different from other r/ channels. You actually read Japanese at a text where the person brings out a katana and make noices and sound effects for Everything that's happening
And that's why Sorrow's the best.
Nick Yolo: Yeah, Sorrow is definitely the best with Soothouse being a close second. There's a lot of really bad 'read out a subreddit' channels popping up recently.
JamEngulfer Slazo, who has collaborated with Sorrow a few times, is also pretty good.
11:19 jeez that knock was so convincing I immediately paused and looked to the right
If the age of the weapon mattered the most we would see people carrying around arrowheads but you don't, do you, BRAYDIN?
Or clubs...
@@skinder124 Baseball bats, household hammers, crowbars and 2x4s: Are we a joke to you?
I use a gnarled chunk of wood that I loosely wrapped animal fur around the base of. It’s unstoppable.
How the katana one would have gone in real life: So her, her boyfriend and I are walking when a guy threatens us with a gun. Big boyfriend freezes, yadda yadda yadda, I pull out my katana. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is o-" And then the guy shot me in the head and ran! And everybody clapped for him.
This is a nice story I would defenetly buy
Also, I don’t think judo has any katanas involved in it.
yeah definitely not, i dont remember much from judo practice but there certainly werent any katanas involved.
I’m with the jock on freezing. That’s a perfectly normal reaction to a gun pointed at you.
what gun is 400 years old and still in use?
The Japanese part was hilarious and impressive as fuck
Kobe Walsh
Yeah, it was my favorite part.
I love how the otherkin kid is torn between wanting to be oppressed and portraying themselves as some kind of badass well-respected underdog
Sounds about right
OMG I LOST IT WHEN YOU STARTED TALKING IN ACTUAL JAPANESE 😂😂😂 My Japanese is a little rough but I think that was spot on!!!
it didn't happen if no one clapped. *aPpLaUsE*
Jennifer HONEYYYYYYYYYY
Jennifer I’m living for your profile picture.. TRIXYA FOR LYFE
I love all of you omfg 😂
OH H ON E Y
OOOOHHHHH HONNNEYYYYYY. huuuuuuuuu you're safe
Every fake story ever:
I was in this area when this person said "I hate Don Rosa (the man responsible for the Scrooge McDuck comics)" so I walked to them, punched them and said "your mom dies in infinity war" and everyone clapped, the army came and gave me a medal and I married Sonic the Hedgehog
Chorus Kid P
Then everyone clapped a second time.
*yOu fORgoT tHe EdGy WeEb S-H-I-T*
Basically.
Chorus Kid P I hope you and sonic are enjoying married life together.
Chorus Kid P who gave you my biography
11:19, I’m watching wearing headphones, so this totally got me holy shit lmao
"teenagers only read smut these days"
bruh
I mean he’s not wrong😂
Your username is just Call of Duty 3 online rooms in a nutshell
@@rexjolles yes
It's just Manga now... which is a _bit_ better
Hey I know you from somewhere..
*door sound effects plays*
me: *freezes*
68 likes. We are so close senpai
Right it sounded so real to me like it was next to me
Ikr!
Oh god glad I'm not the only one, I paused the video in shock only to remember it's 2am
@@lyswenn I live with my parents and its 1am
11:19 THE KNOCK SCARED ME BECAUSE I HAVE HEADPHONES ON AND IT CAME IN ONLY THROUGH MY RIGHT EAR SO I FREAKED OUT
I'm alone in a dark apartment. My chest hurts
I was parked in my car with headphones on at night. Gave me a scare as well
Same, I was listening to this while I was dozing off. That shit woke me up real quick
ΞLΞMΞNTZ fucc same
Yo I nearly fucking shit myself my guy. Scared the fucking shit out of me.
2:22 - Pride and Prejudice. You couldn't find a snobbier book if you tried, lol.
"pulls out my katana from judo practice"
it pisses me off knowing that judo is only about slams and takedowns so you can't really use a katana there buddy sorry
The stupidity on show... Is impressive, you gotta admit
Actual conversation on the bus
Guy: is anyone sitting here?
Other guy: No
Destructocorps AND THEN EVERYBODY CLAPPED
r/thathappened
Yeah, right. You really expect me to believe this?
Destructocorps ha you believe in buses? Keep believing the governments lies you sheep
Isopod-Chan ....no... how could this be.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Japanese part had me exhaling out my nose heavily. 😂
I am pretty sure that that isn't Japanese
@@MKHailGaming watashiwa canu puruve wurong....
But not with my fake impression
@@CC-bu2gv instantly
Genesis Master what is it
Genesis Master that is Japanese like と is a Japanese character た is another character of Japanese
3:30
I love how this guy says "he just ran in front of a car" describing HIMSELF as if he was like a dog, or disabled person, or something that just couldn't help themselves but run in-front of a car... That phrasing almost always is used to describe animals lmao.
2:30 Im sorry but I’ve only heard the term “smut” on fanfiction websites, an adult man using that term is unrealistic by itself
Exactly
I'm so famous, I keep getting approached by men in blue uniforms.
Unchi is your profile pic any indication of the reason?
Most definitely, yes.
Unchi wow that's awesome I wish I was that famous
Unchi
I'm so famous that men in hoodies come up to me and keep saying want some good shit?
‘Ok great hip throw josh, next time try and-JESUS IS THAT A SWORD?’
Sneak 100 illusion 100
Amit is the you?!
EXACTLY I WAS SO CONFUSED
do you care about him DO YOU CARE ABOUT HIM
some say he's still bleeding from the mouth, waiting.
he checks his phone everyday while he Lies on the road, still bleed from mouth.
2:29 I can confirm, I was Jane eyre
I can confirm to, I was the bus
Can confirm I'm the road the bus was driving on
Can confirm, I was the wheels on the bus going round and round all through the town
I was the book
Can confirm, I am the shattered bone in the grandma's hands
Do you care about him
Do you care about him
Hi it's luis now just got back from the hospital
n i g g o n y a Sounds like something a Psychological Horror game would tell you.
Do you care about him
Omaiwa mo shindeiru
r/N A N I
*ear rape*
NANI!
Abdullah Almousalli *omae 😤😤😤
*mou
Abdullah Almousalli please tell me this is an actual subreddit
11:19 I'm in my room at night watching this with headphones and was genuinely freaked out by that
11:19 was listening to this while doing other stuff and that startled me so much
When the "me, her boyfriend, and me" popped up, I died 😂
camel llamma plot twist: he’s really jealous of the girl.
camel llamma it was satire
The sword one shoulda ended like "I whipped out my sword, and he shot me in the knee and grabbed my wallet"
That's probably what happened/ what would have happened if the group existed and he had friends to go out with
And he owned a sword
Bondrewd Best Father That was my favorite part
8:15 sounds like an actual living breathing fedora wrote that
The fucking knock on the door at 11:24. Made me think someone was knocking on my wall
*lies in japanese*
*chuckles in arabian*
You: "And then everyone clapped"
Me, an intellectual: "I received an applause"
wouldn’t an intellectual know how to spell received correctly?
76th Fixed it. You happy now?
i was joking but i guess
OOOOOOOOO SUCH AN INTELLECTUAL
So much for an intellectual.
Had my headphones on, and the sound bite you used for the knocking sound so real, even tho I was watching this I got up and looked at the door. Great job.
2:35 when the man said *dOt DoT dOt* i felt that
actual thing that happened to me:
Me: (closes eyes to go to sleep)
Me:(sleeps and wakes up in the morning)
That happened...... come on, SLEEPING?!?! That's ridiculous, stop lying
*Gasp it actually happened I'm not lying I'm telling the truth 😅😅😅😅😅😅
r/thathappened
Friendable Person shut up my dad works for CZcams and he'll give you 10000 ads per video you watch
Sleep? In this econony? Couldn't be me fam
*_"teenagers only read smut these days"_*
**closes 8 ao3 tabs**
*b i g m o o d*
Same
What's ao3?
Poopiepantz 34 It stands for Archive of Our Own. It's a website made specifically for fanfiction.
a fanfiction site. where anything is allowed. as to quote myself back in the ancient days of 2017...
"i found a lorax x once-ler scat fetish fanfic wanna see"
Nobody will ever do it like Sorrow TV. Idk what happened but I hope he's ok and doing well. Thanks for all the good times. It really helps.
I miss Sorrow. I hope he's doing okay. 💜💜
The world doesn't oppress you because you're otherkin
The world oppresses you because you're *absolutely crazy*
What are otherkins
@@henrystickmin6002 Basically people who believe they're like a dog born in a human body or some shit
@@henrystickmin6002 furries that think they are actual animals.
@@imppro what about humans who think they are demons?
@@satisfaction.6735 same thing I guess
11:18 my heart literally stopped i was home alone when i heard this knock
“I’m quiet, calculated, and intelligent”
*pulls out sword when faced with gun*
A DULL WOODEN sword. They don't allow real, sharp, metal swords during practice.
3:40 as a 'kin, we do not claim them
MAN THAT KNOCK WAS A *S P O O K*
Scared the shit out of me xD went back and listened again to check it wasn’t someone outside of my window waiting to murder me.
oh dear lord.. same
I was scrolling down to see if anyone had commented this yet. I was freaked and went to answer the front door, but obviously there was no one there. I'm kind of relieved I didn't just experience some sort of glitch in the Matrix.
Ferris the same just happened and im alone
czcams.com/video/4BvvJ8XcXaw/video.html
He pulled out a katana... for judo??????? Like the grappling sport???
Being with the most Menacing name I think that idiot ponce meant to say Kendo you know the sport thats,' like Japanese fencing.
even in Kendo you dont use a Katana
Filip Sepesi yeah you use a Shinai
Also why would the age of a weapon matter?
Imagine someone fighting a guy with cannon whilst you have a knife. Sure the knife has been used forever but it's a bloody cannon
Only a fool doesn't bring a knife to a grope fight
1:07 take it from someone who actually had their poem written on the board in class as an example (because the guidelines for the assignment was said to be hard); that’s not usually how it goes down
7:44 kitana guy: Anata wa mō shinde imasu
Gang banger: Nani
These reminds me of the time i got stuck in a glass tornado on the 28th floor of taco bell, ended up saving a poor guy's life by doing a DIY blood transfusion with ketchup......pheeeww, good thing i had a pinterest account.
And then everyone clapped...
And then John Stamos jumped through the window to give you a high five
Then a clown came and killed everyone
Omg I was there
And then Pewdiepie gave me the Nobel Prize
I know it's all fake but I really want that one with the office orgy to be true, just because of how ridiculous and insane that it is.
Sounded like a joke creepypasta tbh
Pratik Hazari what the author failed to mention was that he had been prescribed pills to help combat his vivid and realistic hallucinations, that plagued him almost daily.
The wolf of wall-street Jordan Belfort
I also loved how the building just collapsed randomly 😂 and thats why he had to go back early
I LOST IT TO THAT ONE OML
ACTUAL CONVERSATION AT SCHOOL
Me: *This class is boring*
My teacher: No
Me: **Punches her**
Her: *poops her pants*
And then everybody clapped.
Oh. My! *God!* the pizza song from Mary Kate and Ashley's Sleepover Party VHS. I'm... I'm so... ineffably happy.
DO YOU CARE ABOUT HIM DO YOU CARE ABOHT HIM
“Your bodybuilder brother is only 21, whereas my arthritis and cancer-infested grandma is the child of many decades. Do you fancy your odds?” Yes.
Depends, which one is holding the gun?
wolfspam LOL
**proceeds to beat the shit out of grandma**
*The grandma is actually Queen Elizabeth and she sucks the life out of his face*
"Cancer infested" 😂😂😂
11:11 I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
11:31 is my new favorite song
Fun Fact: My computer glitched out, opened CZcams, and clicked on this video for seemingly no reason! I think my assigned FBI agent is looking out for me :)
I was wearing headphones watching this and that knock sound effect scared the shit out of me.
Same
Ikr
SoldierSZ well it did happen, scared me too even though there was a wall to my right
Jimmy John Joe dude no fucking way, there was a wall to my right too 😂
same
5:07 oh yeah, Sorrow?
Whats the difference?
You're their all-time best seller!
I cut my throat
*AND EVERYONE CLAPPED*
I survived the cut somehow
*and everyone was disappointed*
I shot myself
Everyone laughed
I survived
My family was disappointed
OK so I high-key just got scared at 11:20 with that knock, wtf it was so realistic and only on my right ear
Antonio Alonso scared the shit out of me
I SWEAR I KEEP REPEATING IT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL FOR AN ENTIRE MINUTE
R.I.P. In Peace to Headphone Users
I thought it was a real knock, I sat there for a few seconds to see if my siblings had knocked on our wall
Ik I jumped I’m sitting in my bed at night and to hear that shit damn
*Why is the knock sound so realistic??*
Yeah exactly I paused the video and was going to check the door.
It made me jump
It's a headphone trick.
I think there was a time where people would put it over music to freak people out.
I fucking called out, "Who's there?"
8:32 this has been happening to butch lesbians and gay men for centuries.
When the Japanese music started at 7:27 i lost it 😂
s n a p é c h a t
Serverus snapechat ?
Umut can Durak :D maa man
Yes, my worst nightmare is also a lying dweeb with a katana
Sketching Studio I fucking HATE NORMIIIIIIIIIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sfs Aviation are you having a stroke?
Points for using dweeb in 2018. Bravo.
Sketching Studio *weeb
@@alexbrown7015 *dweeb
In fairness 5:50 is probably how the /r/wallstreetbets VC firm will turn out.
That knock freaked me out bc my door was already open
7:30 as someone who actually practices judo 3 times a week i can guarantee all of you that katana fight is definitely not a part of it
should have said "it's definitely a part of it , NOT ! ):
Ryser HD That just means you weren't part of the elite level, where we did use Katana's. And bazookas.
@@SakuraAvalon Shit, I gotta get into Judo. Should I buy a bazooka, or am I gonna be given one for lessons?
@@dumpingstirs1143 The instructors will usually provide replica bazookas, but they're more like BLOs (Bazooka-like objects), and so you need to buy a battle-ready one yourself to get that real training in - just like the Ancient Egyptians when they invented it!
@@drownsinkoolaid4203 Ah, thanks for the knowledge!
0:23 *HE SAID THE THING*
*HE NEVER SAYS THE THING*
mass flag the video, this travesty cannot proceed.
Haley Cat what thing
Haley Cat I
tactical dot
Haley Cat EveRYbodY StAY CALm!
1:24
"I'm a necrophiliac!"
"Oh my god! You're so savage lol!"
5:15 I actually think this one has a POSSIBILITY of being true. The numbers are ordered by numerals at the bottom of the gum piece. Idk maybe it’s made up but...
Elisa Castro how so?